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Welcome to "Kasuga Otoshi Akihabara Genji".
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That means...
"Half-moon, double rainbow", "Everyone's theory special"
Thank you for having me.
Today's guest is Dian.
That's right.
Hello, I'm Dian.
This is my third visit.
I hate Tsuda the most among comedians.
Stop it!
I'm sorry.
You think I'm joking, don't you?
You really hate me, don't you?
Stop it!
You really hate me, don't you?
Stop it!
You said it when you were drinking.
Stop it!
That's crazy.
Stop it!
I'm begging you!
Tonight's "Everyone's theory special" is "Half- moon, double rainbow".
Are you okay?
From theories you're curious about...
Thank you for the food.
The theory is delicious.
To theories you don't care about...
Let's go!
They test many theories at once.
Half-moon, TV hero
Even if I go back, I can't do that.
Half-moon, downtown
- First of all... - Who decided it?
Who decided it?
- Tooth! - It's here!
- Yes, sorry. - Let's go.
- Victory, Tooth. It was big.
- Thank you. I'm excited. - How big is Tooth?
- Now's Tooth. - The biggest Tooth.
- The biggest... Yes, I've been to the top of the mountain. - Yes.
- It's close to the mountain. - Yes, it is.
- Which mountain is it? - I don't know where it's from.
First of all, you'll hate me for this, but it's okay.
- It's okay. - It's okay.
First of all, I have a theory about sports.
- I see. - Yes, it's this theory!
Even if what you're given during a knockout is something important to you,
you end up selling it right away!
- That's right. - Yes.
- I don't know about this. - You sell it?
- It's quite rhythmical. - It's scary.
- It's a scary project.
- I don't think you've seen it yet. - Oh, you're right!
- You sell it? - You sell it?
Even if what you're given during a knockout is something important to you,
you end up selling it right away!
- Oh, I see. - You sell it?
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- All right. - All right.
- I've verified it. - Yes, yes.
- Look at this! - Huh?
Look at this!
Even if what you're given during a knockout is something important to you,
you end up selling it right away!
This time, with a fake sports special edition,
in one minute,
how many panels are placed inside,
and how many knocks you can use to hit the ball
will be challenged.
With that flow,
even if you give something other than the ball,
will you end up hitting it?
- From behind... - If you hit it like this...
First of all, the first target is...
- You're going to hit it. - Yeah!
From elementary school to high school,
Kojima Yoshio, who played in the baseball team for nine years.
- You can use all panels. - I see.
Maybe you can hit it with five balls.
What will Kojima give Kojima, who is full of confidence, is a watch that measures his favorite body fat rate that he secretly got from his manager.
It's obviously a different shape from a ball, but will he really hit it with a flow?
- Who is it? - Kojima.
- Let's go! - Start!
Oh, no!
- Where is it? - Ah!
- You suck! - You suck!
Kojima starts knocking at a high pace for one minute.
He doesn't look back at all and just hits the ball.
Will he hit it?
- It's obvious you'll hit it, so you'll hit it, right? - Yeah.
- Go for it. - How is it?
Oh, no!
You didn't hit it!
You sucked! You sucked!
- I'm glad you hit it. - Huh? Why?
- You suck! - You suck!
Oh, no!
- Is it yours? - It's mine.
- You hit it, right? - Yes.
I hit it, but...
And with that, we'll explain today's project.
- I wish you'd hit it. - Why did you hit it?
Before I could recognize it with my head, my body was moving.
And with that, he hit the bat, but it was empty.
You're digging in front of me.
The next target is...
I'm not good at knocking yet.
Thank you.
He's good.
Memon, Kokoriko Endo, who was the captain of the Sanrawa High School Baseball Club.
I know I'm bad, but I'm good.
That's right. You receive it like this.
I have a bad head.
You hit it like this.
Bang!
He checks the timing of receiving the ball carefully.
What he gives Endo is...
A golf distance meter, which he just bought recently.
How heavy is it?
This is...
It's not good.
One more time.
Bang!
Like Kojima, he doesn't look back at all and focuses on knocking.
He has good pace.
He's good at it.
You're good at doing it.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
It's broken.
He threw it hard.
What's wrong with it?
He's so strong.
What's wrong with it?
He wants to give up.
What is this?
It's Ed's.
So, let's reveal the story.
You can't usually hit a ball, right?
But you can't tell by the touch, right?
It's like...
This is embarrassing.
What did you hit?
What do you think it is?
I don't know.
What?!
Wait a minute!
No way!
I can't believe it!
I'm playing golf tomorrow.
Engo-san, you hit it perfectly.
I hit it perfectly.
Kojima-kun said it, too.
If you hit it correctly...
The result is 100%.
Is it two people?
I don't have much data.
It's definitely one person.
It's definitely two people.
Kasuga chose "everyone's theory".
The next one is...
The logo of Sushi Zanmai.
It's a theory you can't read without knowing it.
If you look at the logo...
First, go down to the bottom left.
Then, go up to the right.
It's a tricky design.
So, first of all...
Let's investigate Sushi Zanmai in kindergarten.
Do you know what it says?
Sushi Zanmai.
Sushi Zanmai?
Sushi Zanmai.
Does it start with "c"?
Jushi...
Sha...
Inori-ten-ten-na-bu-kou-ka...
Jisu-nan-mai...
Hi-su-zan-mai?
Shizu-zan-mai?
Shizu-zan-mai...
Masuo-yan...
Sh... sh...
Shizu-zan-mai?
Shizu-zan-mai...
What is it? "Shizu"...
Do you read it "shizu"?
What is "shizu-zan-mai", you thief?
It's "shizu", so...
Shizu-zan-mai...
Shizu-zan-mai is not good!
Scary!
One, two, three, four!
Everyone's theory that Kasuga chose.
Next is...
A theory that you can't tell even if you replace "goishi" with "mentos".
This time, we will investigate this "igo cafe" in Ota-ku.
We will start our investigation by replacing "goishi" with "mentos".
I don't know.
Mayu-san, can we start?
Yes, please.
Doesn't it feel different?
He noticed it.
That's how people who are used to it feel.
Everyone's theory that Kasuga chose.
Next is...
The "rariat" in "ugai"
fukashisetsu
The target is...
This song.
"kirakan"? "kirakan" this?
This time, they called out "kuro-chan"
In a regular medical show's location.
"Please do it" "This is not a song, right?"
They made up a fake "ugai" location.
And the "rariat" in "ugai"
The "joy" in "ugai"
The "joshi" in "pro-wrestling"
"Then, I will do "ugai" properly."
What is it?
I'm going to get it.
I'm going to get a lot of it.
It was a bad day.
I'm going to get a lot of it.
What?
Wait, what?
My stomach hurts.
I'm going to cut it.
What did you want me to do?
What?
I'm going to get a lot of it.
Kasuga chose everyone's theory.
It continues.
Grandma.
You can't say "ahiruguchi".
Can you say "ahiruguchi"?
What is "ahiruguchi"?
You don't know what "ahiruguchi" is, do you?
I don't know what "ahiruguchi" is.
It's like saying "ahiru".
Is it good for you?
This is all good for you.
Before they can do it or not,
Most people don't know "ahiruguchi".
They will do it while looking at the book.
You're going to stick your lips out.
"Ahiruguchi".
It's not "ahiruguchi".
It's "umeboshiguchi".
However, after that, they continued to investigate.
Can you say "ahiruguchi" now?
I can say "ahiruguchi".
When you get older, your mouth muscles become harder.
It's difficult for your teeth to grow where they don't belong.
When you get older, the muscles around your mouth become weaker.
It's difficult for you to raise your jaw.
It's clear why people don't like "ahiruguchi".
How old are you now?
I'm 90 years old.
"Ahiruguchi"?
Do I have to pull it out like this?
I see, the older you get, the more difficult it is for you to do ahiruguchi.
How old are you now?
Eight years old.
Can you do ahiruguchi for me?
Sure.
It's a little different.
We asked her to look at the example and try again.
It's a little more like this.
It's like Icaria's song.
If you move your mouth a little, it's just like that.
It's getting weird.
Ahiruguchi.
It's getting weird.
Kasuga's choice, everyone's theory.
The last one is...
Sweet corn.
If you eat one in ten seconds, you can eat it forever.
This is also a famous product.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
The final battle of sweet corn will begin.
Get ready!
Sweet corn.
If you eat one in ten seconds, you can eat it forever.
This is also a famous product.
Until now, in this special room...
Every ten seconds...
A special machine will be installed with each sweet corn.
This time as well, the person in charge of filming this program for a long time, O Tory, will try it.
The grapes last time were a little sour and my throat hurt.
The salmon roe was fishy and the beans were dry.
None of those elements are present in this.
You can definitely eat this.
Certainly, it is neither dry nor fishy nor sour.
I feel like it is the easiest to eat so far.
Will it be?
I will eat it.
The first one.
Salmon roe.
It's good at all.
It's delicious.
It rolls like that.
It's good.
I can eat this.
The second one.
It's fast.
I like sweet corn in the first place.
I usually order salad or corn butter at an izakaya.
I like this so I can eat it for 24 hours.
First of all, he challenges the goal of 24 hours.
Will it finally come true?
30 minutes have passed.
This is the 180th piece.
I don't have to say it, but it's easy.
One hour has passed.
This is the 360th piece.
It doesn't taste bad.
It doesn't feel bad at all.
Two hours have passed.
I can't eat it while I'm eating it.
I'm still hungry.
However, three hours have passed.
There is something strange about this.
The skin of the corn sticks to my throat.
Didn't you say you were hungry?
I drank too much water.
I took a step forward.
If you eat more than 1,000 pieces of corn, the skin will stick to your throat.
Every time, he challenges a piece every 10 seconds.
He gives us new knowledge that we don't know until we try it.
This is the 1,860th piece.
You're eating it.
How much more do you want me to eat?
I'm eating it.
He succeeded in eating more than 1,000 pieces of salmon roe, which is the highest in the past.
How much longer can he eat?
This is the 6th hour.
This is the 2,160th piece.
This is the 5th piece of water.
The water is good.
It's full and satisfying.
It's dripping water.
It's beyond my limits.
The 7th hour has passed.
This is the 2,520th piece.
Go for it.
I'm about to throw up.
Thank you.
And...
I can't take it anymore.
I'm sorry. I feel sick.
I give up.
7 hours and 10 minutes have passed.
He gave up on the 2,580th piece.
I'm sorry. I feel sick. Can I go to the bathroom?
So, this time...
Stop it.
Otony's challenge failed.
I see.
How was it?
I could have done better.
I don't like Otony.
I don't like him as much as Tsuzawa.
Take Umazuta-san as an example.
Don't use him as an example.
You're saying weird things.
I don't like you.
Shut up!
You're noisy.
You're old-fashioned.
You're repeating yourself.
You're old-fashioned.
You're old-fashioned. You're advanced.
You're advanced.
I'm sorry. I feel sick.
You're all advanced.
How about you, Shimizu-san?
I didn't think I could do it so well.
You can do it.
When you get older.
I can do it.
I have always been like this.
She has always been like this.
She's become shy.
Next, everyone's theory chosen by Diane.
We have chosen a theory about beautification, a specialty of this show.
When you think of "downtown" on Wednesdays, you think of a beautification show.
I don't think there is such a thing.
So, the theory we have chosen is this one.
A theory that people who beautify don't notice even if they are beautified.
I see.
People who beautify focus on the front.
So, they are conscious of the back.
Because, people who beautify don't notice even if they are beautified.
I see.
But, we have verified it.
I didn't do anything!
You can't do it now!
It's important to shake your head!
You can't do it now!
I didn't do anything!
That's all for now.
So, everyone, please watch the video!
Go! Go! Say!
People who beautify verify a theory that people who are beautified don't notice even if they are beautified.
This time, this man will be the target of beautification.
Wander! Wahoon! Hoon!
This man will be the target of beautification.
This man has no identity.
And this time...
I'll get off quickly and chase you.
Yes, you can do it.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
This gravure idol, Sarah of "OSHI", will help Sarah with her journey.
"Sarah", huh? "Sarah" was English, wasn't it?
Was it like that?
On this day, while Kuro-chan, who was off until evening, left the house...
I'm scared. I don't have much luggage.
Start the journey.
It's pretty scary, isn't it?
She takes some distance from Kuro-chan and carefully follows her.
And the gravure idol "OSHIRO" is chasing her.
She's staying there.
She's taking a picture of her nose.
Beautiful noses have thorns.
Kuro-chan wants to have them.
She decided to tweet in a weird way.
She started walking again.
After that...
Can I take a little more distance?
She's boldly tweeting.
Has she gotten used to tweeting?
The gravure idol "OSHIRO" boldly approaches Kuro- chan, who is waiting for a signal.
I'm scared.
But she doesn't seem to be noticed at all.
And the gravure idol "TAJIMA" also doesn't seem to be noticed at all.
Then, Kuro-chan goes to the supermarket.
And when she's done shopping,
she finds carbohydrates and carbohydrates in the shade of the supermarket and hides them in her stomach.
And of course, she doesn't tweet about inconvenient things.
Even after that, in front of Kuro-chan...
TAJIMA
"OSHINO" and "BIKO" continue.
Next stop is...
This is also an old pachinko shop.
And...
Today, instead of training, I'll do special training!
I'll break my limits!
I've decided not to set limits for myself!
That's amazing!
While playing pachinko, she uploads a video of her gym and tweets lies.
And...
In order for me not to be told lies again, I'm going to exercise!
Psychological effort!
She uploads lies after lies, and in one tweet, she decides to lie twice.
And one hour later...
Kuro-chan, who came out of a pachinko shop and not a gym...
Kuro-chan...
Got in the taxi...
He ran away somewhere.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Are you okay? Hurry up!
I got caught.
What? You got caught?
I was going to chase him,
but the taxi didn't come at all.
I see.
So, here's a spoiler.
I'm sorry.
For today,
you were away for a day.
Was there anything weird?
Weird?
Did you notice anything weird?
What?
Did you notice anything weird?
The woman behind you...
Yes?
She's got something!
Actually,
she's been
chasing you.
What? I don't know!
I didn't notice anything weird.
Because...
She's been chasing you.
That's right.
Thank you for your hard work!
But...
By the way,
did you notice anything weird?
What?
What do you mean?
There's something there!
What is it?
What is it? I don't know!
Who is it?
That's right. Actually...
I'm scared.
The woman behind you...
And, Oshino, who was taking care of that Tajima.
And...
This man has been taking care of that Oshino.
By the way, this man is...
...the strongest non-lawyer in the field, Bad Nice Ichida.
And...
Furthermore...
Mr. Ichida, have you noticed anything?
What's this?
I'm Momose Haruka.
I don't know you.
That's right.
The fourth woman, Momose Haruka, who used to be an idol...
...has been taking care of Bad Nice Ichida.
Is this it?
Yes, it is.
It's my first time, but thank you for your hard work.
Okay, we're good.
Thank you for your hard work.
This woman...
I'm scared.
This woman...
I'm scared.
It's so close.
No, no, no.
I see.
I didn't notice it at all.
I know.
I had a really scary feeling.
I was really scared at the end.
How was it?
It wasn't that funny.
It was straight forward.
It was a big explosion, wasn't it?
It was straight forward.
It wasn't a big explosion.
It was straight forward.
I didn't notice it.
I didn't notice the beauty.
I didn't notice it at all.
I see.
Yes.
So...
We still have more "everybody's theory" that we have chosen.
We still have more.
Please watch it all at once.
Yes.
VTR.
Please watch it!
One, two, three, four!
"Everybody's theory" that Dian has chosen.
The next one is...
If the same person comes to you every day, you will get better and better at it.
So, this time...
These two comedians came to Nigao-e-ya for five days in a row.
The first one is...
To Nigao-e-ya located in Yokohama Landmark Tower.
And the first day's finish is like this.
Kind touch is characteristic.
And another one is in this shop in Asakusa.
Nigao-e-ya
Finished "Nigao-e-ya".
Sweet.
Strong tone.
Like a character.
Not like Iran.
And the second day.
Nigao-e-ya
And the second day's "Nigao-e-ya".
Compared with the first day, it's like this.
Smile is better.
It seems to have improved a little.
And the other side's "hage" is...
"hage" is...
It's scary to go upstairs.
It's scary.
It's a little scary.
"hage" is...
I'm happy.
Her expression is a little dark.
It's a little weird.
You're good.
"hage" is scary.
She's crying a lot.
This is "hage".
She wasn't scared at all.
And the third day...
She smiles more and more every day.
"hage" is scary a lot.
Please don't do it anymore.
"hage" is scary a lot.
She smiles more and more every day.
This is "hage".
She wasn't scared at all.
This is "hage".
She wasn't scared at all.
And then...
She went there for two more days.
The investigation is over.
Let's compare the five days.
This is "hage".
She's trying to kill you.
So...
She went there for five days in a row.
Still, she is more scary than she is good at.
She went there for five days in a row.
Let's go on with the theory that Diane chose.
If you put a smile on her face and fold her eyes,
she will get back to her original face.
So far, these are the specials offered by our sponsors.
When I first went to drink with KAMATSUBO, I worked really hard.
He really hates me.
You're the worst.
If you look at it from an angle, it looks like a smile
It's a little joke you all know
Then, he draws Yukichi Fukuzawa smiling from the beginning
If he folds his eyes, will he go back to his original face?
He's back
What's up with you?
He's back
Next, the heaviest food, Geppei theory
Geppei, a traditional Chinese snack filled with red bean, walnuts and nuts in a floury batter
Certainly, I think it's heavier than any food in terms of size
So, this time, we're going to create a ranking of the heaviest food in the show
First of all, the 10th place is...
Geppei
Its weight is 65 grams compared to its mass of 73.2 cubic centimeters
Therefore, its mass per cubic centimeter is 0.88 grams
Therefore, it's impossible for us to make a sudden conclusion
Then, if we look at the 9th and 4th places at once...
Starting with salami and ham, most of which are processed foods.
Now, let's move on to the top 3.
First, in 3rd place...
Daifuku.
It weighs about 1 liter per centimeter and weighs 1.31 grams.
Even with the same sweets, Daifuku was heavier than Geppei.
Moving on, in 2nd place...
Cheese.
It weighs about 1 liter per centimeter and weighs 1.40 grams.
And in 1st place...
Yokan.
It weighs about 1 liter per centimeter and weighs 1.50 grams.
Incidentally, it weighs exactly the same as a golf ball.
Everyone chose Daian's theory.
Moving on...
If you mix the ingredients written on the back of the sweets, you can make something like that, right?
Today's theme is "Morinaga Milk Caramel".
The ingredients written on the back of the box are...
Watermelon, brown sugar, condensed milk, sugar and 13 kinds of sugar.
If you mix them appropriately, can you really make something like milk caramel?
They started cooking.
Is it wheat protein?
When you make Okonomiyaki dough or something like that...
First of all, Nishimura mixes it with something familiar to him.
The color is already caramel.
Smooth.
The color is already caramel.
Fast!
By the way, this time...
Water candy!
One tablespoon.
It's a test of whether you can mix it appropriately, so you can't taste it and adjust the taste.
What is sorbitol?
I've never heard of it.
Really...
So, the mysterious raw material is Nishimura, who decides the amount by smell.
It's a little like caramel.
One teaspoon.
Wow! It's very sticky!
Gothic!
In this way, 13 kinds of raw materials are mixed and finished.
It's done.
Nishimura's own milk caramel is completed.
What will it taste like?
We asked this stranger who doesn't know anything to confirm it.
Caramel color?
Ouch!
Wait a minute!
Ouch!
No!
Are you okay?
Just a little.
Look! What do you think it is?
Caramel.
Wow!
One, two, three!
Everyone's choice of theory.
Sign language.
Sign language user.
Even if it's upside down, you won't notice it.
That means...
The poster of Rakuno-kai...
The climb...
Sign language user.
...was upside down.
Will the customers notice it?
It's time for the show.
The elderly are coming in.
But...
No one seems to have noticed it.
So, from now on...
They will ask questions directly.
Oh, is that so?
Do you notice anything different about this poster?
I think it's because you're young.
It's not different.
Is there anything strange about it?
I think it looks nice when you look at it at home.
I put this little one at home and put it there.
Even if you have the same poster...
Isn't it good?
I don't think it's special.
She doesn't notice it.
At this point, the theory is almost confirmed.
Finally...
Even if it's upside down, you won't notice it.
The name of the place was upside down, and the owner himself checked it.
The owner was me.
Matsuko and Juppu.
The owner who entered the venue empty-handed.
It's different.
Could it be...
You were like a golf club.
I saw you.
They didn't notice it.
He gave up on the name of the school, but went straight to the school.
Did he really not notice it?
Excuse me.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry for entering the camera all of a sudden.
I was surprised.
It's strange, isn't it?
When you entered this school,
didn't you think something strange?
Something strange?
It's not strange.
He didn't notice it.
Since he didn't notice it,
we asked him to check it again.
What is it?
Did you notice anything?
No, I didn't.
He didn't notice it, either.
If you don't notice it, no one will notice it.
He didn't notice it.
No one noticed it.
It looks like you were drunk, too.
No, I wasn't.
I was drunk and entered the school.
I was drunk before I went to work.
It's cool that you didn't notice it.
It's strange, isn't it?
How about this one?
That one was interesting.
If you cool it down and cut it, it's already...
That's right, if you freeze it and cut it.
Is there any sweets you'd like to try?
Sweets I'd like to try?
Is there any sweets you'd like to try?
There is, there is.
There is?
There is, there is a lot.
What is it?
There are too many.
Say it!
Say it! Say it!
There are too many in my hands.
Just one, just one.
Just one, don't spill it.
Can you make one for me?
You don't like that, do you?
That's how it is.
I know.
Next is "Everyone's theory chosen by Tamken".
Now, this is sudden, but Mr. Kedabo.
Can you count from one to ten?
I think I can.
Can you do it for us?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Yes, well done.
Now, can you count down from ten?
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, zero.
Yes, thank you.
It's decided.
It's exactly like the theory.
What?
Look at this.
Countdown from ten to one.
Seven to seven.
Seriously, zero-person theory.
That was perfect.
Even though it's 7...
It says 7, 8, but does it say 19, 8, 7?
I don't think so.
Have you heard of that on Countdown Live?
It says 7, but has it ever been 7?
It's definitely 7.
I think Countdown is like 10, 9, 8 in English.
Awesome.
He's in my way!
Countdown from 10 to 1.
Can a person who says 7 as 7 really verify zero- person theory?
First of all...
An old man who says 7 as 7 will investigate.
Can you count from 1 to 10?
What do you mean?
Can you do a verification?
It's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Can you count down from 10?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
As expected, Countdown is 7.
Can you count from 1?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Can you count from 10 to 1?
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
You're fast!
You said it!
I said it like that in the past.
I'm already 90 years old.
But I've been learning it since I was a kid.
It must be hard for people who know war.
So, people who know war...
All say 7.
You're fast!
I'm in trouble!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
You're saying 9 like this!
Like this?
If you say it like this, wouldn't it be like that?
That's where the story begins.
Everyone's choice of theory by Tam Ken.
Next up...
Kaminari-sama's counterattack...
It's hard to hit him.
It's true...
He's positioned behind Mibai Jushi...
I don't feel like hitting him properly.
Is this a theory?!
Even if you check it out in the picture book...
What's a theory?!
There's no clear depiction of the counterattack...
All of them are just atmosphere...
However, if you check out the anime...
In the manga "Nippon Mukashi Banashi"...
There's a clear depiction of the counterattack...
How in the world do you counterattack from this position?!
You...
You're a little too high up...
Should I go higher?!
You're pretty high up...
Huh?!
You're bringing it forward!
No, no, no...
He hits him from behind...
In addition to this...
Kaminari-sama's counterattack...
Cleared both Mibai Jushi and easy-to-hit attacks...
As expected...
There's no pattern of hitting him from behind...
We asked people who know about this situation...
We call it "renko"...
The instrument "renko" itself doesn't exist...
If you have "renko", you're "kaminari-sama"...
It's a rule...
It's just atmosphere...
Even if you can't hit him...
It doesn't matter at all...
He's a little angry...
It's just atmosphere...
1, 2, 3, 4...
It's just atmosphere...
Miba's theory...
Continue...
First of all...
Please look at this...
Huh?
- Your muscles... - Muscles...
- How are you? - Your muscles...
- Your chest... - Your chest is stiff.
- You have a great body. - You look lazy.
A cash bag.
From the back, it looks like a tank and a chain.
- No, no... - No, no...
- It's a chain! - No, it's not a chain!
- Hey! - One, two, three!
- Everyone chose "sets". - "Sets" are weird.
- Next... - "Sets" are weird.
- If you add up all the world's "shikujitsu", - Oh, "shikujitsu" is weird.
- 365 days a year, "shikujitsu" becomes "sets". - Oh, I see.
- That sounds interesting. - What does that mean?
- January 1st... - Japanese New Year.
- Shikujitsu celebrated by 179 countries in the world, including Japan's "ganjutsu". - Oh...
- January 2nd... - Russia and 22 other countries...
- January 5th is the New Year's holiday. - Oh...
- And the New Year's holiday in Russia continues until January 6th. - Oh...
- January 7th... - January 7th...
- Ukrainian Orthodox Church celebrates Christmas. - Ukrainian Orthodox Church celebrates Christmas.
- January 7th is also the holiday of Christmas in other countries. - Oh...
- 8th... - 8th...
- 9th... - 9th...
- 10th is the Day of the Passover in Panama. - Oh...
- 11th is the holiday of the Voodoo Church in Benin. - Oh...
- 12th is the Independence Declaration Day in Morocco. - Oh...
- 13th is the Revolution Day in Tanzania. - Oh...
- 14th is the Liberation Day in Togo. - Oh...
- 15th is the Revolution Day in Tunisia. - Oh...
- 16th is the King Boxing Day in America. - Oh...
- 17th is the Hero's March Day in Congo. - Oh...
- 18th is the Anniversary Day in Tanzania. - Oh...
- So, only on the 18th, there was no Declaration of Independence. - Oh...
- By the way, on the 365th day, there was no Declaration of Independence in any country in the world. - Oh...
- One, two, three, four! - One, two, three, four!
- Everyone's Declaration chosen by Tam Ken. - One, two, three, four!
The theory is...
If you keep feeding ants with fixed songs, their nests will become fixed guitar patterns.
- What are you saying? - What are you saying?
This time, we're going to feed 30 foot-long ants here.
And we're going to use a specially dyed-black Arigel observation kit.
Normally, you make a nest like this, but...
Could it be...
Tonight, the world will end?
- We set up the speakers. - The sound is terrible.
Let's go!
- This is terrible. - It's not bad.
- I can't expect it yet. - You can expect it.
- Two weeks later...
Fixed guitar patterns.
Oh, it's here. Isn't it?
No, it's not. It's dirty.
Before fixing the problem, they didn't fix the veneer itself at all.
By the way, this is how it was created.
Everyone chose it.
The theory is...
B and Takeshi's way of running.
If you do it seriously, it will be a good race.
So, this time...
Stretch your back and tighten your sides.
Run without shaking your arms.
Takeshi's way of running.
Run 100 meters at full speed.
The fastest person to hit the wall at the goal wins.
Beat running championship will be held.
The challenger is...
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Takeshi's way of running has a bad reputation.
These four people.
How was it?
I'm fine.
My legs are fast and my hands are fast.
I can do it right away.
I'll do it again.
It feels good.
I'll do it again.
If I win first place, I'll do it again.
What are you talking about?
They imitated each other and warmed up.
They will run at full speed.
Will it be a good race?
Beat Takeshi and his impersonators will run at full speed.
Get ready...
Go!
They start at full speed.
Can they still run at full speed?
But now, one of them pushes away the other one.
Is the fastest one still one of them?
He hits the wall with full speed.
And a fierce fight.
As you can see, the rankings are...
But...
Running at full speed and running at full speed are both difficult.
It wasn't a very good competition.
And most of all...
It wasn't fun.
I don't know about you, but...
This is fine, right?
And here's another unfortunate announcement.
Beat-running final round!
It wasn't an impersonation.
They had another group of members running at full speed.
What is this?
So...
One of the bands that came in first...
With these three members...
It's a final round.
Get ready...
Go!
That's cruel.
Let's start!
Who will go first?
Dante Carver, Yano Michael...
The three of them are lined up.
Dante Carver and Yano Michael are a little behind.
Dante Carver and Moses are in the lead.
Dante Carver and Moses are in first place!
The winner is...
Dante Carver, who came in first!
Thank you.
I'm very anxious.
How do you like it?
Mr. Ogi, would you like to go with "yes" instead of "no"?
Would you like to go with "yes" instead of "no" at the end?
If I say "yes" like this, this program will go crazy and it will probably end.
I think we shouldn't do this kind of program.
If we do this, we will say anything.
What is "theory" in the bag of cash?
That's no good.
It's a theory that looks like a tank top, isn't it?
It's not a tank top theory.
It's strange.
You can send it to us.
If we pick up a detailed one, you can send it to us.
But I really don't want you to do it.
I feel a little stress.
That's bad for Mr. Otei, too.
It's a sound itself.
That's bad for Mr. Otei, too.
It's no good.