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Thank you for joining us for "Sasui Yami no Danda".
Let's welcome our first presenter.
Here he is.
Yes, this is Audrey Kasuno.
You're here.
Yes, I'm excited.
You were pretty big last year.
I'm excited now.
Because I'm in the top.
It's been a while since you had such a loud voice.
It's been a while for me, too.
I'm glad I didn't have a sore throat.
Let's get started.
This is the second episode of this show.
I did it.
"Otsukaresama deshita".
"Otoshita sae atteireba aida nandemo ikeru setsuei".
You all remember it, of course.
Yes, we do.
"Kadesa koso nai kedo omoshiroi".
It was pretty plain.
"Okurairi deshita".
"Otsukai deshita".
It's been a while.
So we've brought something that's a little higher level.
Here it is.
Thank you very much.
As long as "a" and "ta" match, anything can go between them.
Only "a" and "ta" match?
That's right. Last time it was "shita" and it ended with "ta".
So you can change "a" and "ta" pretty freely.
It looks difficult.
The difficulty level is higher than last time.
But you didn't say it clearly, did you?
I didn't say it clearly, but it's difficult.
If you say it clearly, you can't do it.
If you say it too clearly, you can't do it.
I'm sorry, but I don't think you can do it.
What?
Not at all.
After this, Kasuga thanked himself for proving himself.
Furthermore...
A total of 170kg in second round...
Will a team be able to beat the former Ozeki and Bart?
And...
Any minor sports can be turned into manga at least once.
"naha", "naha citizens who can't write in kanji", verify the theory that exists!
Thank you very much.
If "a" and "ta" match, the theory that anything can go between them can be verified.
With that said...
Thank you very much.
I'm counting on you.
Kasuga will be challenged with five words from level 1 to 5.
Let me say the first one.
The first one is...
There was an alligator.
It's possible, right?
"There was" is a bit high.
First of all, Kasuga himself said that.
And then, Kasuga's first target was...
Daisuke Miyagawa.
Daisuke...
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Like I said earlier...
I'm sorry.
This time...
He's getting autographs and letters from his children and relatives.
It's a natural flow of gratitude.
Of course. Thank you very much.
Could it be...
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
Please take care of me.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you very much.
I didn't know that.
You're good!
I didn't know that.
You're great!
You're good!
You're great!
It's a natural flow of gratitude.
You're great!
So...
He cleared the first level.
You can do it!
No, no, no.
Well, well, well.
You can do it.
Well...
You can do it.
I should have said it more clearly.
So...
Can you do it one more time?
One more time?
With the same person?
Do you want me to continue?
Yes.
Really?
Aren't you confident?
I can do it.
The second word Miyana gave Daisuke was...
My brother is a criminal.
I feel like I'm getting better.
It's worth doing.
So...
Excuse me.
I'd like to know your name.
Yumi.
Not "my criminal's brother,"
but "my relative's Yumi."
Yes.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
What's up with you?
I just don't get it.
Thank you very much.
What's wrong with you?
You should thank me.
Like I said...
It's easy.
He said "thank you" and he gave it back.
Next, Level 3's word is...
"I broke my ribs".
Wow, this is hard.
The solo target is...
Tomonori Jinnai.
Jin?!
This is a little hard.
Excuse me, Oda-san.
Can I have your autograph?
No, it's fine.
What are you doing?
I'm asking for my relative's autograph.
No, it's fine.
He said "thank you" and he gave it back.
You can do it, right?
Yes, I can.
I told you I don't do that much.
No, it's fine.
Excuse me.
No, it's fine.
I broke my ribs.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
I broke my ribs.
Thank you.
And...
Excuse me.
I broke my ribs.
Thank you.
He didn't even notice!
Wow!
He didn't notice at all!
He added "abara" to "sarigua" and scored his second "abara".
I see.
Level 3 "abara oremashita" is also cleared.
And before going to level 4,
here is a love story change.
Last time, Shoji was the target of "otsukaresama deshita" verification.
But...
Well, Shoji is...
Thank you.
I'm Yamashita.
Former senior comedian, Omuro will complete Yamashita.
So...
This time, "ano omoro o yamashita" will be a revenge match for Shoji.
Ano omoro o yamashita
It's "ano" and "yamashita" are separated.
"Futatani" and "omoro o yamashita" are one word.
Ano omoro o yamashita
So you don't have confidence?
I can do it.
I'm talking gibberish.
But you are an idiot, Shoji.
So you can do it.
So...
We visited an idiot's dressing room.
You are really an idiot.
I'm on a different show, "taikai tv".
You are really an idiot.
Futatani
Please.
It's like "suki".
Excuse me.
He naturally asked for an autograph.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Excuse me.
"Ano omoro o yamashita".
"Yamashita".
"Ano omoro o yamashita".
"Yamashita".
Excuse me.
He didn't notice at all.
He didn't notice at all and cleared "Ano omoro o yamashita" easily.
Thank you for your challenge.
The next level 4 word is...
Avatar
"Avatar" is short.
No matter what you say between "a" and "ta", it's just one word.
That's right.
I might be stopped.
But you can do it.
The target is...
"Anjashi Gojima".
I'll do it.
Excuse me, Mr. Gojima.
Can I get your autograph?
One of my relatives is doing yoga.
Am I doing yoga?
Yes, you are.
That's why you look like you're doing yoga.
Am I doing it alone?
Yes, you are.
Am I doing yoga?
Yes, you are.
And...
I recently started it.
It's rare.
Excuse me.
Avatar
He looked like he was caught up in something, but he didn't call for it.
Through
So, did he really not notice it?
Through
Let's check it out.
Through
Right now, Kasuga-san is testing a theory.
Is there anything you noticed?
Um... Can I say it now?
Yes.
The color paper was really dirty.
That's right!
That's dangerous.
That's right.
That's dangerous.
It was really dirty.
That's right.
For a moment, he made Kasuga-san freeze.
For a moment, he made Kasuga-san freeze. Really?!
Level 4 has been successfully cleared.
And finally, the last level 5.
You're the one who rings that bell.
- Well, you're too long. - You're too long!
To say that you're the one who rings that bell,
it may not seem like it, but you're saying something, right?
- That's what you might say. - Mmm.
- What, what do you mean? - The target is...
- Oh, it's Takeyama. - It's Kanning, Takeyama, also from the Fatto family.
- You're not the type who's casually chatting away. - Thank you for listening.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm doing a show where I collect autographs of comedians.
Could you give me one?
Could it be...
I think it's bad.
Please tell me the date.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
I'm sorry.
He said it!
He said it! He said it!
No way...
- Did you say it? - No, I did!
- Did you say it? - No, I didn't!
- You said it, didn't you? - No, I didn't!
I said it and it went through.
I said, "here you go!"
It went through!
- That's right. - Great!
- So, now we know the story. - That's great!
- But... - That's amazing!
Since we're here, let's give this man a try too.
Fujiwara Fujimoto.
Thanks for your hard work last time.
Thank you for your hard work.
See you.
Thank you for your hard work.
What are you talking about?
That's how it's gonna be!
He said it again when he cleared the level 5.
It's meaningless.
This time,
against such a strong Fujimoto,
It's you who rings that bell,
he decided and aimed for a complete victory.
Will it be a revenge?
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Excuse me.
What?
Can you give me your autograph?
Autograph?
It's like a program where you collect autographs.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it as usual.
It's like a verification.
Verification?
I'll check if it's a real autograph.
I'm sorry.
Is it okay like this?
No, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
Is it okay like this?
What did you say?
Is it okay like this?
Excuse me.
Is it okay like this?
What did you say?
What?
That's how it's gonna be!
Fujimoto is tough.
It's funny.
It wasn't good.
It was too fast.
Fujimoto couldn't beat him.
He's a red wall.
Yes, he is.
It was going well until then.
He didn't notice it.
It was a good match.
I felt sick when Kasuga left the gym.
I don't know about that.
You were singing "That Bell" in Takeyama.
I was singing it clearly.
Stop it!
Can you say it again?
I'll say it.
Stop it!
I'm saying it!
Stop it!
I'm not saying it.
You'll get caught in a different sea.
Anyway, thank you very much.
If "a" and "ta" match, we can do anything.
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much.
What did you say?
Thank you very much.
Was there an alligator?
I knew you'd find out.
Let's meet our next presenter.
This is him. Please come in!
Who is it?
It's R-Aru from R-Men.
R-Men!
Thank you very much!
I'm R-aru.
I'm here as a presenter for the first time.
I noticed one thing.
Can I sing it?
Yes.
Can I sing it?
R-aru, the presenter?
R-aru, the presenter.
I'm here for the first time.
I'll sing it shortly.
I'm R-aru, the presenter.
When I stand here,
under this bright light,
my back is hot.
Um...
Can you explain it?
I'm sorry.
I asked you what you were doing,
but you were singing in Kitasakaba.
It was a goldfish!
It's true!
It was a goldfish!
I made a mistake.
It was a goldfish!
I didn't notice it.
That's right.
So, here is what I brought with me today!
The second round with a total of 170kg!
Yes!
The second round has been held!
I've done it once,
and it was a lot of fun.
It's interesting.
Yes.
There are many ways of defeating it.
Let's watch the video!
Listen, listen, listen, you can't do it!
Thank you for waiting for me. I'm going home now.
December 2017
You were strong, weren't you?
A total of 170kg weight loss due to BALT's vicious win.
You were strong, weren't you?
The broadcast was brought to you by a team with a total weight of 170kg and less confident of beating BALT.
Surprisingly, there are applications from all over the country that weigh more than 150kg.
Therefore, the second broadcast, a total of 170kg weight loss, will begin.
However...
Ah, 178kg.
You've gained weight.
I think I ate too much delicious food.
The first broadcast, a total of 178kg weight loss, will begin.
You've gained weight.
Therefore...
According to the previous broadcast, a team with a total of 170kg and less confident of beating BALT will battle today.
I think we're doing well today.
Really?
Yes, we've been working out for today.
I'm looking forward to it.
This time, a total of eight teams with a total of 170kg and less confident of beating BALT will challenge BALT in a row.
First of all, BALT will battle against a team with a total of 173kg and less confident of beating BALT.
These people.
Team Small Comedians.
Small's knowledge is number one in the entertainment world.
He's been a fan of Small for 25 years.
He's been a fan of Small for 13 years.
The room I'm practicing in is where Baltozeki used to be.
Since Baltozeki was active, we've been practicing in the same hall.
I know what his weakness is.
Baltozeki is weak against speed.
I don't think I can catch either of them.
I think I can win today.
First of all, one-on-two first match.
The winner is Balto, who weighs 178 kilograms.
Together, they weigh 173 kilograms.
Are they also Small comedians?
Can they make it?
Speed. Speed, speed, speed...
- Left. - Left.
Left.
- Left. - Left.
- Looks like it. - Left.
- Left.
Left.
I don't know anymore.
It's incredible.
We should have been more excited.
- Carlton. - Carlton!
Although Nishida lost his balance at the beginning of the match, he managed to break his own balance and caught Akatsu's red corner.
He was knocked out by LG and lost the match.
Did you take off your shoes?
Yes, I did.
Wow.
My neck hurts.
Congratulations on your great performance.
Thank you.
How was it?
It was a good match.
I happened to hit my elbow and fell down in the end.
Did you get tired?
Not at all.
Next up is BULT and...
These guys!
Team Ehime Pro.
Their total weight is 173kg.
Ehime's Gotochi Pro-wrestling, Gyushin Ushioni King and Diva Cutie Ellie will fight.
Is your sumo experience over?
Not at all.
Not at all?
Not at all.
Are you confident you can win this time?
Not at all.
I can only say I paid for it.
Cutie!
What's going on?
What's this?
Wow!
Cutie!
When a cutie was caught in an accident and pushed in a sexy manner,
a cow demon rolled over and got a bungee cue.
Didn't you see it, Karl?
How do you feel now that it's over?
The moment it hit me...
Are you talking?!
It's like a wall.
It's like a tire.
Next, these two will challenge the bolts.
Team "Body Builder".
Best Body Japan Kyoto Championship 2nd place Kamimura.
And NPCJ Tokyo Championship 3rd place Nishitan.
If we combine our muscles and theirs, I don't think we'll lose to the bolts.
We'll both clash right at the start.
Ready, set...
Go!
Rota!
Rota! Rota! Rota!
No difference at all.
It's amazing, really amazing.
Rota! Rota! Rota!
The target is caught.
Rota!
Wow!
Salute!
Not bad at all.
First, one person is washed with one hand.
Then, the high, high bird is taken out and the boat is taken out.
I'm just going to clap.
Are you sure?
At this rate, it won't be a match at all.
From now on, we will appoint fighters in their field.
The first fighters to face BALT are...
Chi, Nobita and Jair.
At first glance, they look like strangers.
Their abilities are real.
Giant Takahiro, who is active in MMA and shooting.
One F.C. Nobita, former world champion of stroking.
The only anxiety factor is that BALT is 34 kg lighter than him.
When we enter the ring or in a match, we perform together.
I know BALT's weak point.
Please show me your knee area.
I only know my left knee.
Will he win?
Go!
He did it!
He lost his knee area in an instant.
Giant was thrown out of the field and won.
It was really scary.
It was so fast that I can't even remember it.
I can't say anything about it.
The next fighters are the first three fighters of the day.
The next fighters are...
Team Kickboxer!
Former K-1 WORLD MAX JAPAN champion Chien Otsu Yuichiro and...
Former K-1 WORLD MAX JAPAN champion Momoka and...
And the first host cup champion Asahara Shohei.
The champion trio!
We have to win.
We have to get Bartch out of the tournament, right?
We can do it.
When I saw the match against the blind team...
I thought, "Maybe we can do this."
That's why I applied for the tournament from their website.
Our strategy is to beat Bartch.
Will Bartch's strategy work against Bartch, who hasn't lost a single fight so far?
Will it work?!
It worked!
In the second second of the match, the two of them were defeated.
The rest of the match was a win-or-die match.
What was your strategy?
The three of us kept our distance and turned around.
When we were about to beat Bartch, we took his back and attacked him.
But humans can fly like that.
I don't know how big the votes are.
It's too small for all of us, so we don't have a place to hide.
You're naive.
And in the last match of the MMA team, we have a blind man from overseas.
What?
Team Muetai.
Ban, Alec, Gao.
All of them are active Muetai fighters.
The total weight of the three of them is 175kg.
Can Ban and the three of them win?
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
I don't know.
Fight!
What are you playing with?
He climbed up!
He is strong!
He used his burning technique to climb up.
He had a moment when he made BALT angry.
Unfortunately, he couldn't make a decision.
You are big.
You are big and fast.
You are fast.
You are only lifting your neck.
Is your neck okay?
My neck hurts.
That is not all.
Only two teams arrived late due to their busy schedules.
The first team is...
Come here.
Team "One Puck Sumo".
Team "Saitama Sumo Club" consists of five elementary school students.
Their total weight is 177kg.
Let's go, "One Puck Sumo"!
Yeah!
They don't move.
It's hard for me to do it, but I'll do it so I don't get hurt.
Will he?
He climbed up!
You fell down!
He climbed up!
He's so cute!
He climbed up!
He's so cute!
Thank you!
So, the final match...
The three of them will challenge...
Let's do it!
This is also before school...
The total weight of the three groups is...
The total weight of the three groups is... 178kg!
178kg!
I think he has a strong upper body, so...
I'd like to decide who'll attack first.
With his youth and brain...
Will he be able to do a miracle...
Go for it!
He climbed up!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
Team middle school students win again!
- We're going to win! - Go for it!
"Let's go" they shouted and all three of them tackled at once.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Congratulations! - Wow!
- Wow!
- I'm really happy. - You pushed them.
They were really strong, but I was able to push them in, so I'm really happy.
Anyway, I pushed them in with all my might.
The feeling of pushing them in was amazing. I'm really happy.
Did you think about this strategy from the moment you applied?
No, I was thinking about it on the train just now.
And so, we'll be waiting for the third competition to see who will defeat these middle school students.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Well, how was it, everyone? - Yeah!
- Interesting. - I didn't expect it.
- Tenshi-san! - Yes?
- What do you think about Sugi-i? - Me?
- Unexpectedly... - Yes.
- Unexpectedly, I feel like kickboxers are strong in this fight.
- Well, I think it's impossible, but... - Is it impossible?
- With a team like this... - Father and son...
- You can't hit. - If you can hit...
- That's right. - If you can hit, you can win.
- I'd like to try it with Taru-kun for a moment. - No, no, no.
- This bald man. - He's about this size.
- Next, we'll introduce and verify various theories in the world.
- "Everyone's Theory Corner".
- Tonight's presenter is...
- Welcome! - Thank you for having me.
- The emperor, Kobayashi! - Kobayashi!
- Thank you for having me.
- Everyone, did you watch the Pyeongchang Olympics? - Yes, of course.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Wasn't there a competition you didn't know about?
- Yes, there was. - Something you learned for the first time.
- What was it? - Parachute.
- Parachute, I heard about it a lot. - I didn't know about it.
- You didn't know about it, but it was very interesting. - It was very interesting.
- There was a time when it was very popular. - Yes, yes.
- There are various sports we don't know about all over the world. - Yes.
- Based on that, the theory I'm introducing is this! - Yes!
- Any minor sports have been made into manga at least once! - No way!
- No way!
- Can I say something first? - Yes.
- There's no way it's "carling"! - No way!
- "Carling" manga! - I've never seen "carling" manga!
- It was so popular in Japan! - Yes, it was.
- Tenshi, can you think of anything? - Like "sepatacrow".
- "Sepatacrow"! - "Sepatacrow"!
- A volleyball with legs! - Yes, yes.
- There is such a manga. - Yes, there is.
- There's no manga with a sword like "sepatacrow"! - No, there isn't!
- "Ryuju"! - "Ryuju", yes!
- It was sponsored by these sponsors. - What?!
- Until recently, you didn't notice Saito-san next to you, did you?! - That's right!
Any minor sports can be verified once it's been made into a manga.
- Is there anything surprising about this? - That's why, this time...
...we're going to investigate all kinds of manga about sports, from sight reads, magazines, electronic books, etc.
- Wow, this is...
And now, before we look at minor sports, we'll announce the top ten manga with the highest number of works.
In 10th place...
"Judo", 86 works.
"Yawara" and "Obio Gutte", etc.
Many popular works.
Next, in 9th place...
"Kendo", 97 works.
Representative works are "Musashi no Kenya", "Ore wa Teppei", and...
In 8th place...
"Ashita no Joeya", "Hajime no Ippo", etc.
Many new and famous works.
"Boxing"...
And so on...
While fighting games continue...
In 7th place...
"Basketball", 141 works.
Next, in 6th place...
"Sumo", "Notary Mindaro" and "Hiromaru Sumo", etc.
"Nippon no Kokugi" has 154 works and ranks high.
And...
In 5th place...
"Pro-wrestling", 167 works.
"Tiger Mask" and "Gillie" pro-wrestling manga's "Muscle Man", etc.
Many famous works.
Next, in 4th place...
"Tennis", 216 works.
"Tennis"?
Here, they finally surpassed 200 works.
Representative works are...
"Aim for the Race" and "The Prince of Tennis".
And the ranking of "major sports", which is well- known in club activities and so on, is finally in the top 3.
First of all, in the 3rd place is...
"Soccer" with 227 works.
In addition to the world-famous work "Captain Tsubasa",
since the establishment of the J.League in 1993,
the number of works has increased at once.
Next, in the 2nd place is...
"Golf" with 278 works.
"Adult sports" "golf" is not only a comic book, but is also a manga published by "golf experts".
With a wide range of readers, it is in the 2nd place.
And in the 1st place is...
"Baseball" with 472 works.
Including "Giant's Star", "Touch", "Rookies" and so on,
there are always many works that are made into movies or animes.
With a big difference in the 2nd place, it shined as an overwhelming No. 1.
By the way, there are many works with strange settings to measure discrimination as it becomes a top sport.
For example, in this soccer manga, the protagonist plays soccer with aliens who came to invade the earth.
It's a super novel setting.
And in this "fairway shine", golf is golf, but it's definitely golf.
In addition, in "baseball", the protagonist, a baseball boy, time-slips into the Warring States period and plays baseball with Nobunaga Oda and Hideyoshi Toyotomi.
It's a surprising work.
Now, let's go back to the main subject and verify whether there are manga works in any minor sports.
This time, if we can get all the summer, winter and all competitions of the Olympics, we will win.
So first of all, let's check all 33 official events of the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.
But...
Of course, there are manga works in major competitions.
So...
Let's check the remaining minor 12 competitions.
First of all...
Handball.
This sport is popular in Europe, but manga works...
There was.
This "soccer boys" is based on high school handball team's righteous spirit story.
Next is...
Shooting.
It's a sport where you hit an enemy with a gun and compete for accuracy, but manga works...
There was.
It's also called "rifle is beautiful".
It's a story where high school girls revive a broken shooting club.
There are manga works for taekwondo, archery and fencing.
There are seven left.
Next is...
Weightlifting.
It's a simple sport with little movement and doesn't seem suitable for manga, but...
There is. And it's not called lifting weights.
Lifting weights.
Next is...
Sailing.
It's a sport where you sail on a boat with your nose outstretched.
But manga works...
There is.
By the way, the author of "Kazeno Jin" is...
Hiroshi Motomiya, who is known for "Salaryman Kintaro" and others.
In addition, manga works exist in triathlon, magic, and sports climbing.
With this, there are finally two more until the summer Olympics are complete.
Next is...
"Modem Testament".
"Modern Goshu".
It's a busy sport where one player does shooting, fencing, swimming, magic, and running, and has a competition.
But manga works...
There wasn't.
So, the theory doesn't work here.
Similarly, there wasn't any manga for Canoe either.
Out of 33 sports, only 2 didn't achieve manga.
By the way, if you look at the sports of the Tokyo Olympics...
Figure skating, skiing, snowboarding and other major sports, of course...
There was manga for curling, which became a hot topic in Pyeongchang.
Cross-country skiing and rifle shooting combined.
There wasn't any manga for biathlon.
There were manga for bobsleigh and skeleton, but...
There wasn't any manga for track and field.
This theory couldn't be proven.
However, if you look at additional minor sports...
Kabaddi, which is unfamiliar to Japanese people...
There were manga for both authentic and non- authentic.
And...
Gateball has a gate girl whose main character is Moe Keibi girls.
Sky sports, glider...
Blue Sermal, which depicts college students' club activities.
And sports chambara also has manga works.
Furthermore...
Minor sports, which are also called "foot volleyball", also had manga.
I see.
We found out that many minor sports were also made into manga.
Then...
Why are there no manga works for modern martial arts, which is also an Olympic sport?
We asked the director of the Japanese Modern Martial Arts Association.
First of all, I think the competition population is certainly small, so I think that is one of the reasons.
By the way, how many people are there in the competition population now?
In total, about 40 people.
Therefore, the competition population of modern martial arts is insanely small.
So there was no reason to say that it was already.
How many are left?
It is difficult for manga to combine modern martial arts and biathlon.
I see.
It is troublesome to write.
Troublesome?
What do you mean "troublesome"?
I have to write about various sports.
Isn't there a manga about sexual massage?
Maybe there is a manga about sexual massage.
It is not about sports.
Everyone, this is sudden, but can you write "gata" of Niigata?
I can feel the atmosphere.
I am from Niigata, so I can definitely write it.
Everyone, there is a little flip at your feet, so "gata" is fine.
It is not easy to use "gata" except for Niigata.
"Gata", right?
I want to say this.
Matsumoto-san has written "gata" many times.
What should I do?
You are an adult.
I am very sad.
Matsumoto-san.
I will look at this.
Jinnai-san.
I'm sorry, but I can feel the atmosphere.
It's white, but it's not white.
But it's close.
But it's the atmosphere.
Jinnai-san.
I think it's like that.
High school student, Nascar Taishin.
But it's similar.
It's like hot water.
I didn't like it.
It's correct, right?
Yoda-san, please show us.
Here it is.
Is it different?
It's like this, right?
It's a little broken.
Well, Matsuo-san.
It's like this, right?
What is it?
It's terrible!
It's like Korean.
It's terrible!
What is it?
I've never seen it.
It's like bitter gourd.
It's correct!
No way!
I'm happy!
I don't know.
You don't need this?
You don't need the top?
Yes.
You don't need it?
- That mouth up there... - No, I don't need it!
- I don't need the tongue! - What is it?
- I don't need the mouth! - I don't need all of it!
- So, here is another theory I brought with me! - Yes!
- "Naha"! A theory that can't be written in kanji, "Naha citizen" exists!
- "Naha" is... - "Naha" is...
- "Naha" is "citizen".
- "Citizen"!? - "Citizen"!
- If it's "citizen", is it okay? - But for the city name, it's difficult for the top class.
- "Naha" in kanji is difficult. - "Naha" in kanji is difficult.
- "Okinawa" is a difficult name, right? - Yes.
- I went to Okinawa and borrowed a receipt. - Yes.
- I had to go to the address I got. - Yes.
- "Nahoshi" in Okinawa Prefecture? - Yes.
- It says "higashikaze". - Yes.
- It says "higashikaze" first, right? - Yes.
- It doesn't say it. - Yes.
- It says "tonpu", right? - Yes.
- It doesn't say it. - "tonpu"?
- "Azumakaze" doesn't have any meaning. - Eh!?
- I searched it and it said "kochinda"! - Eh!?
- "Kochinda"! - You can't read it!
- You can't read it!?
- Why would Jinnai have anything to do with "kochinda"!? - Finally, a woman has been created for "kochinda"!
- The first woman! - Created in a faraway place! - The first woman is "kochinda"!
"Naha" - Verifying the theory that "naha" citizens don't exist in kanji. - Are they citizens?
And so...
Immediately, Okinawa Prefecture went to Naha.
The first person they called was...
- Excuse me, is this an interview? - Yes.
- About 55 years ago. - Eh, 55 years?
This woman has lived in Naha for 55 years.
Immediately, when she was asked to write "naha" in kanji...
- Can you show me? - Of course.
- Excellently correct! - Well, yeah.
- Father, you're correct. - Ah, you got it right!
- If you don't write it, you can't live! - Next is this couple.
- Both of you are correct. - Yes!
- Furthermore... - Kiyoshi. - Jinguistaria. - Kiyoshi.
Two years ago, this man moved to Naha and started Jinguistaria.
- Eh, you two look similar. - You're correct! - You're lying!
- I don't think anyone can't write kanji. - Eh, really? - Yes.
However, this woman has valuable information.
I have a job. I go on school trips for young people.
Some young people don't know how to write kanji.
She claims to be among young people.
From now on, they will continue their investigation.
- Can you show me? - Of course.
- Please show me. - One, two...
- You're lying! - You're lying!
Let's investigate!
The upper part of the leather was pierced.
I've never written this big.
Do you always write like this?
Like I wrote it in a mess.
Because I wasn't so confident.
He wrote it in a mess and lived by deceiving others and himself for 21 years.
What are you talking about?
Since it's a great opportunity for him, we'll give him an additional quiz.
What year were you born?
I really don't know!
I was born...
...in...
...2002.
You were born in 1930.
What? Really?
What?
He was a crazy vacationer.
Stop it!
Next, these two people.
Both of them are 26 years old.
- Can we see it? - Yes.
Again, the letters were different.
I've never been pointed out for things I couldn't write before.
I've only been allowed to move.
Furthermore...
Excuse me, can you show me?
I'm sorry.
He only wanted to meet the "moon" part.
- The letters are different. - Oh my god!
No one told me about it.
The people of Okinawa are kind and mean.
He continues to investigate, but...
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- Last time... - What?
Why did you make a mistake?
I was really nervous.
- Can you show me? - Yes.
The letters are different.
I don't know. I made a bank card before, but I don't know kanji, so I'm going back home to get my license or something like that.
A young man who can't write with a knife appears.
And he discovers unexpected facts about knives.
It's like this.
When you write an envelope, or when you write a letter, you also write "atacana".
Even if you write "naha" in katakana, you will be warned and the document will pass as it is.
When I couldn't understand the kanji for "naha" in the city hall, the person in charge of the city hall told me that katakana was fine.
As a result of the "naha" unique glue that eliminates "haha" in katakana because it is troublesome,
even people who can't write with a knife seem to have had a mass outbreak.
But some of them...
- Can I write it like a cell phone? - No.
- Can't I? - No.
- Then can you show me? - Yes.
- "Naha". - What?
Even rare cases where you can't write "haha" in katakana...
There are rare cases like that.
And we try to spread the investigation response to the elderly, but...
May I?
- You're wrong. - You're wrong.
Really? Isn't it bad?
This is bad.
- You're wrong. - You're wrong.
- You're a fool. - You're a fool.
- You've been hiding it all along. - I've been hiding it all along.
All along. Even if you write a document, you don't say anything.
That's not a grasshopper.
I've been writing like this all along.
I've never written "haha" in katakana.
To be frank.
There are a lot of people who can't write "haha" even among the elderly.
Surprisingly, the rate of people who couldn't write "haha" in this survey is 42%.
However, there is more to this survey.
In fact, more surprising information was coming out of people who were doing work related to school trips earlier.
That is...
For young people, they can't say their age or where they live.
It's not just me.
Almost everyone can't say where they live.
How old are you?
I'm in middle school.
You're in middle school and you can't say where you live?
I can't.
When I was asked to write my address when I went to the hospital and drew a card,
I could say "naha" and "maki" but I couldn't say "number" and "chi".
You can't say your age?
No, I can't.
I can say my birthday.
But I can't say my year of birth.
I don't even know what it means.
It's hard for me to explain it.
When I told my school teacher about it,
it seems like they offered me a class where I could write a letter to my mom.
But I couldn't write 50-60%.
Your address?
I'm in high school.
You can't write your address when you're in high school?
It's hard for me to believe,
but I don't think this woman is lying.
They asked four middle school students who were in the city.
Could you show me?
After the interview on one street,
When I asked for an approval letter,
Don't you have to write it all?
What did you say?
I know.
Don't you have to write all the address?
I don't know the address.
I know it up to here, but I can't remember the number.
It was serious.
I can't write the address.
You can't write the address?
Why can't you write the address?
I don't remember.
You don't remember?
And the other two.
You can't write kanji, can you?
Yes, I can.
I don't remember.
Try to remember.
No way, the address is gone.
What a miserable result.
Here is the last one.
Go back to basics and look at this Naha kanji survey.
You are from my hometown.
You know Naha, don't you?
I know.
You know Naha, don't you?
The address is gone.
Wait, is it there or not?
Wait, wait.
I'm trying to remember.
It's always messy here.
You are wrong.
I knew it.
What is it?
You are stuck.
What is it?
She wrote "river" in Kusakanmuri.
It was a basic mistake.
Can you write your name in kanji?
No way.
I can write it.
Can you show me?
Yes.
It's "ganaha".
What?
So, Naha can't write kanji.
Ganaha can't write kanji.
What?
The survey is over.
It was a shocking end.
Ganaha can't write kanji.
While I was trying to talk about the results of this survey,
I realized something crazy.
Matsumoto of "river" doesn't know the address.
I don't know the address, either.
What do you mean you don't know it?
You don't know where it is?
What?
For example, you want to send something or buy something.
I've never done it.
I don't know the address.
I can't write "Niigata".
Emergency notice.
"Katsumata kunikazu" or "kuro-chan" fans are looking for people who can come to Odaiba tomorrow night.
For more information, please visit the show's website.
Next week...
No matter how tricky the training method is, people will follow it.
"Onara no oto" (fart sound)
"Rokuon" (recorded voice)
And...
"Choudu Namida wo Nagaseru no ka?" (Can you shed tears in the chorus of the song?)
"Choudu Namida Senshuken wo Kaisai" (Tears in the chorus of the second chorus)
And...
Hamada Yutaro - What's in the box?
"Saikyou Setsu mo" (The strongest theory)
Wow!
All of a sudden?
Where?