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Thank you for joining us on Wednesday's "Downtown"!
Let's go!
Our first presenter is this person!
Welcome!
Sandwich Man!
Sandwich Man! Sandwich Man!
Thank you for joining us!
First of all, I'd like to thank you for joining us on "Downtown".
Oh?
My partner was here before.
That's right.
Thank you for coming.
Oh?
What's up?
Before this,
if you were a comedian,
you would tell a perfect joke
if you were in the same situation as your jokes.
Hamburger Shop
That's right!
We did it!
It was like a prank.
Yes, yes.
That was very funny.
Yes.
The amazing thing about it
was that young comedians
who were in the hamburger shop
were still funny.
Yes.
Isn't it amazing that I wrote the script?
It's embarrassing.
Well, it's a good joke.
That's why I brought this joke.
Yes!
Sandwich Man's "Hamburger Shop" joke
is no longer funny no matter who does it!
What do you think of it?
The script is perfect.
But you're still...
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Welcome!
Various comedians will challenge themselves
whether it's funny no matter who does it!
Also!
Matsuno Akemi VS Terminator
A year of mischief and pranks!
And!
"Kuro-chan's Twitter Project" Part 2!
"Future Kuro-chan"!
Prophecy, tweets, lies and love!
All 10 episodes will be released!
Oh God! Oh God!
Take off your clothes!
As if, face the future and raise your head
Even if you run under the bed in the club
Oh God! Oh God!
As if, you've rearranged yourself
You've lined up too cleanly, and yet you're easily broken
Eat ice cream and get a home look
If you're supposed to get Galaxy fast service
From morning to night, it's OK
Oh God! Oh God!
If you laugh, your heart will be cleared up and your mood will be cleared up
Downtown on Wednesday
2 hour special!
Sandwichman's "That Hamburger Shop's Story"
No matter who does it, it will be verified as an interesting theory
There wasn't anything until last night and suddenly there's a hamburger shop
I love hamburgers
It's exciting
Sandwichman's masterpiece content "Hamburger Shop"
Hello! Welcome! Hello! Welcome! Hello!
Are you a book hawker?
What do you want this time? Come out for once! Come out for once!
Have you finished eating here?
No, I'll take it home
To Salt Lake?
Take out! Take out!
Sandwichman's strange words that angered the staff
The structure of the customer's Date correcting it is this story
This time, only Date will be left
Sandwichman's role will be changed to four different entertainers with different personalities
First of all, if you ask Date about his enthusiasm
Good morning!
Well, it's a story I've only done with Tomizawa
I think it's a story that's been evaluated for its story.
Do you have your own way of doing it?
It's the tempo.
I remember the next word I say with the tempo.
If it gets messy there and a different taste of bokeh comes up, I panic.
Yes, this time, the setting and role of the story are the same,
but since the details of the bokeh are left to each entertainer,
DATE's response power is also key.
Yes, it's amazing.
If you don't know what's coming, it's even more so.
It's no joke.
It's not going to work out like this, definitely.
DATE's first partner who shows anxiety is...
Famous comedy show race finalist,
"Farewell, Youth's Light," Morita Tetsuya.
This time, DATE doesn't tell anyone who his partner is.
Who could it be?
Huh? There wasn't anything until last night, but now there's a hamburger shop.
It's automatic.
I'm excited.
Let's go in.
Automatic glass.
This is the fifth one.
That's right.
Welcome, hello! Welcome, hello! Welcome, hello!
Are you a knock-off?
Shut up, we can do it once.
Did you come here to buy today?
No, we came here to eat.
Oh, hamburgers.
Yeah, take-away, take-away.
Oh, you mean Salt Lake.
It's a take-out.
Why Salt Lake?
Why did the Tokyo Olympics happen years ago?
What's on the menu?
Sir, you're stepping on it.
Why is it down there?!
I couldn't see you at all!
Why is it down there? Put it up there, up there. I couldn't see you at all.
Today, Buncobon bought the "buying and eating" app campaign.
No, Buncobon bought it.
Are you a hamburger shop?
Yes, we are.
We came here to buy hamburgers.
What should we do?
Then, let's go for this "big burger" set.
We'll go for "big burger" first.
Are you a businessman?
Where are you going to sell this CD?
We'll make it now, so could you wait for us for about five hours?
Are you stupid?
Why do you need five hours?
There's a comic corner over there, so could you read it and wait for us?
I bought a book off.
There's no book anywhere.
Are you a hamburger shop?
We don't have anything to drink.
What should we do?
Should we go for this banana shake?
Banana shake.
The size is...
B-o-o-k-o-f-f.
Isn't it "book off"?
It's a hamburger shop.
It's a hamburger shop, isn't it?
It's a hamburger shop.
Then, sell it properly.
Yes.
Banana shake, right?
One more banana shake.
That's right.
Would you like some scallops with it?
You said "scallops".
You said "scallops" like you said "potatoes".
Oh, I'm sorry.
Would you like some "hontate"?
We don't need "hontate".
Maybe it's "book off".
Would you like some "santafe"?
We don't need it.
We don't need a photo album for "santafe".
It's old.
Then, we'll look back at the kitchen.
Keep ordering.
What did you do in the kitchen?
Oh, there is "shimizu kuniyaki".
You bought "book off", didn't you?
It's not "book off", is it?
It's a hamburger shop.
It's not in "book off", is it?
Yes, it is.
Now, if you buy more than 500 yen, we'll give you a golf bag, a duffle coat and some snacks.
Will you give me that much?
Yes.
I'll collapse soon.
It's fast.
It's okay. Be careful.
It's "hard off".
I don't know about it.
It doesn't come out.
"Hard off" doesn't come out.
It doesn't come out.
We have a campaign.
Can you scrape this off?
Is that so?
It came out.
Congratulations!
It's one dollar.
One dollar?
What do you get for one dollar?
It's "santa fe".
I don't need it.
What is it?
It's "book off" at last.
The word "book off" is coming to me.
I see.
You said "hard off", didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I wanted you to say "hard off".
"Hard off" doesn't come out.
It doesn't come out, doesn't it?
It's a dream come true.
The next partner is...
In a unique world view, Tsum "Iro" Kazuki sends out a gal.
That's really...
Indeed...
Huh? There wasn't anything until last night, but now there's a hamburger shop.
I'm getting excited.
Let's go in.
This is really bad.
It's moving, it's moving.
Huh?
Welcome, please come in.
We're looking for 10 yen right now.
Right now, please come in.
Welcome.
Excuse me.
Ah, excuse me, please wait a moment.
Excuse me, thank you.
10 yen, 10 yen...
There it is! 10 yen, well done!
Can you do it later? The customers are coming in.
I see.
Asparagus steaks that are out of season.
Welcome, please come in.
Excuse me.
If you get it wrong, you can't go home, right?
Ah, is that so?
I'm sorry.
Is it like a bank?
I'm sorry, it's just my voice.
No, no, no, no.
How is it, sir?
Yes?
Does your voice and your face match?
They match.
Ah, is that so?
Does it work?
It matches perfectly.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Can you show me the menu?
Please wait a moment.
What you wanted...
didn't have that ability.
What is it?
I'm stepping on it!
No, you're stepping on it!
Why is it down there?
I'm stepping on it!
Right?
Why is it down there?
Because there are a lot of kids, the customers.
No, you can't see it even if there are kids.
It's not that.
Why is it properly placed here?
Yes!
What will you have?
Thank you for coming.
Well, then...
Big Burger Set.
Business chance!
Thank you very much.
It's the most expensive burger.
Ah, is that so?
Thank you very much.
I'm sorry about that, sir.
Thank you very much.
Well, then...
What should we do with this?
Will you take it home?
I'll take it home.
For what reason?
I want to eat it at home slowly.
You want to eat it at home slowly?
That's right.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you very much.
It's a side menu.
What should we do?
Would you like to work with me?
Why are you looking for a part-time job?
It's a side menu of life.
What's wrong?
It's not a side menu of life.
Would you like an open campaign?
Open campaign?
Yes!
I just opened it.
I'm sorry.
Is it okay?
Thank you for coming to "Mirror Reflection."
Are you serious?
No, I'm not.
You shouldn't do it.
I'm sorry, sir.
Would you like to go home?
Don't look at me like that.
It's a long time.
It's a long time, really.
It's a long time!
I just ordered it and it's a long time.
It's a long time!
I understand.
It's been a while, sir.
The open campaign is starting tomorrow, so I'd like you to do it again.
You haven't done it yet?
Give me back the time.
It's my line.
Thank you very much.
This world is amazing.
That's right.
Most hamburger restaurants don't have the taste of the story.
That's right.
I'm panicking.
I don't think you can feel this tension.
Can you feel it?
You're writing something unusual.
When you said it like that, I thought you were going to say something beautiful.
I'm scared.
This test is extremely high in date calories.
Next is the third person.
Have you gotten used to it?
I haven't gotten used to it.
You haven't gotten used to it, have you?
I want to quit now.
Let's go inside.
Who is up there?
What?
Excuse me.
Is it a comedian?
A person who is not a comedian has appeared.
Excuse me.
I can't do it anymore.
This is terrible.
Are you TANIKI?
I can't do it anymore.
Is there a business there?
Welcome.
You opened this store well.
Welcome.
Do you do it?
I do it.
You don't do it, do you?
I eat it here.
I take it somewhere and eat it.
Do you take it home and eat it?
I don't eat it here.
Where do you eat it?
I don't eat it anywhere in the world.
Where do you eat it?
I don't eat it anywhere in the world.
Where do you eat it?
I eat it in Japan.
Do you eat it in Japan?
I don't need a world map.
You are very Japanese.
Is this store crazy?
Excuse me.
You don't fold your eyes in Japan.
You are a patriot.
Do you never fold your eyes in Japan?
I don't know.
You are a patriot.
I'm going to fold my eyes.
I came here to buy a hamburger.
Is this a hamburger store?
Give me a menu.
Show me the menu.
Wait a minute.
Are you going to take the menu?
What?
Excuse me.
Why are you destroying it?
Give me a menu.
What's in it?
This is a costume.
Give me a menu.
This is a menu.
Is this in it?
Isn't this Hotei's pick?
It's a generation.
It's too much.
I like Hotei.
Hotei-san, you like it, right?
I like it a lot.
Why is this in it?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, no.
If you bake it, will only this come out?
What is this?
Is it iron?
You baked it too much, grandma.
Hotei's pick, is it iron?
It's not iron, is it?
It's not iron.
No, no.
Show me the menu.
Menu, menu.
What?
Big burger?
Is there only big burger in this restaurant?
Then, one big burger set.
Okay.
Bring me the burger.
What is this restaurant?
Are you okay?
Why did you bring it yourself?
It's not big at all.
Is it in it?
Is this in it?
It's in your ear.
What is this?
It's disgusting.
Is it a key?
What?
It's in your ear.
It's disgusting.
Why did you put it in your bread?
It's disgusting.
Is it limited meat?
Is it meat?
Is it chicken?
What is this?
I don't need it.
I didn't order it.
Okay.
Bring me something to drink.
Is there a flow?
Yes.
I'll guide you.
I don't need it.
Okay.
Bring me a banana shake.
Is it normal?
What?
It's disgusting.
It's a banana shake!
It's blood!
The banana is a certain banana shake I just ate!
It's not a certain banana shake at all!
You, go over there.
No, it's fine. Can you give me something?
Maybe you can get something.
Can you give me something?
Yes, you can.
It's disgusting.
Something came out.
Oh! It's a hit!
A hit? A hit? What did you get?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
This is really good.
Congratulations! Look!
What is this?
What is this? A brush?
It's a brush.
You, look!
This is the hotel's...
This is the hotel's?!
Yes, this is the hotel's brush.
This is the hotel's brush?!
Yes.
It's like this!
What is this shop?!
It's too maniacal!
It's disgusting!
Cut it more!
This shop is disgusting!
What?!
Is that the kind of shop it is?!
Thank you very much!
What is this?!
I don't know!
Have you seen our show?!
I saw it! I saw it! I saw it!
It's easy to do, isn't it?
It's really hard for me to do it!
No, you clearly said it's hard for you to do it!
You clearly said it!
DATE's challenge project has come to an end, but...
It was really hard for me!
I can't do it no matter how many times I do it!
Because it's not our show!
The last partner is...
It was really hard for me!
Let's go in!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Let's go in.
Hello.
Take an order!
I'm hungry.
What is it?
Take an order!
It's a hamburger restaurant, isn't it?
Hamburger!
Yes, show me the menu.
Menu?
Our menu is...
Well...
There is a white burger...
A white-painted burger...
There is also a small burger...
I'd like a different one.
You'd like a different one?
Would you like a different one?
There is no menu, isn't it?
Well...
There is no menu...
There is no knuckle burger, but...
There must be a menu.
I think there is.
There is no white burger in this menu.
A white burger...
Well...
I just imagined it.
Well...
How about a white burger?
Can I have a white burger?
A white burger...
Thank you very much.
Well...
Then...
Please turn over there.
Turn over?
Yes, please.
Let me say it here.
Well...
White burger!
Well...
Are you sick?
Well...
I think it's ready now.
Is it ready?
I think it's ready.
Is it ready?
Yes.
What is it?
Well...
It's a shame.
It's a shabby burger.
Isn't it a different one?
Well...
It's a shame.
I ordered a white burger, but...
What is a shabby burger?
What's in it?
Well...
I don't know.
I don't feel good.
What's in a shabby burger?
Well...
Oh, yes!
And...
What do you want?
Well...
Do you want something else?
Well...
Do you want something else?
Well...
Something like a potato...
Do you have a potato?
Yes, yes.
Then, please give me a potato.
Well...
A white burger?
What?
A white burger?
A white tiger?
What is a white tiger?
You said it!
A potato!
Ah, a potato...
Why a white tiger?
Ah, a potato...
What's going on?
Even though it's late, it's still interesting.
Wow, amazing!
Ah, I see!
No, it was terrible!
Especially for you two!
It's just my trial, right?
That's right!
Yes, I'm really tired!
For the past few years...
That's right, you sleep a lot at night, right?
I went to bed at 9.30 am.
That's early.
I didn't know you had such a different personality.
It's your first time, right?
Yes, it's my first time.
You've changed a lot.
Koumei-san did the longest one.
Ah, really?
I didn't know it would be this short.
Ah, really?
Please put Koumei-san's full version on Blu-ray.
Now, let's go!
Our next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Hello, Kikuchi Yami-san!
Good morning!
A year and a half ago, an impersonator, Haraguchi- san impersonated Sanma-san and called his relative, Imaru- san and verified if he would fall for it or not.
Among them, when a call came from the future Matsuno Akemi, Matsuno-san verified if he would believe it or not.
And he believed it a lot! Matsuno-san!
To put it simply, it's like a "terminator" setting. You wouldn't believe it if you heard it normally.
But Matsuno-san believes it.
Based on that fact, this time we will verify this!
It's Matsuno Akemi! Terminator!
What is this?
I've also impersonated Matsuno-san before, but I really didn't notice it.
When I saw it on TV, I was like "Hmm? Matsuno-san, you're not lying, right?"
But when I got in touch with him, I realized that he's a type of person you wouldn't notice.
Really?
Where did you believe it?
August 2016
Hello?
It's Matsuno!
Yes, yes, yes!
Hello? Do you understand me?
Hello?
Hello!
It's me! It's you from the future!
It's you from the future!
No way!
It's you from the future!
The impersonation comedian, Sakamoto Fuyumasumi, became Matsuno Akemi in the future.
It was a pretty impossible prank to make Matsuno- san believe it.
It's you from the future!
Did you believe it? Matsuno-san, did you believe it?
Did you believe it?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you believe it? Yes, yes!
He firmly believed it.
And what Matsuno-san told him was...
In 2029, a war between robots and humans broke out.
Robots' assassins, who later became the leaders of human resistance forces,
came from the future to exterminate Matsuno Akemi.
It's a story I've heard somewhere.
- That's right. - I know his appearance, so I'll tell you.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
I'll tell you his appearance. Please be careful of this person.
First of all, his appearance. Leather jacket.
- Leather jacket. - Wait, wait, wait!
- Leather jacket. - Leather jacket!
- No, no.
And there's one more thing. He's wearing sunglasses.
- Sunglasses! - He's wearing sunglasses!
- Sunglasses! - Be careful of that.
Leather jacket and sunglasses!
- Scary! - Scary?
But Matsuno-san, you can't tell anyone about this.
- I can't tell anyone? - You can't tell anyone.
- Okay. - Because it's a secret.
In the end, they didn't tell anyone about it.
They left it alone for more than a year.
How did you feel that year?
Do you still believe in that crazy story?
We asked Shinji-san, their husband.
Well, he doesn't really talk about it with me.
- I don't know what he thinks about it. - Do you believe in it?
- Do you watch TV a lot? - I barely watch it.
- Do you hear people talking about it? - Do you hear people talking about it?
Even if I hear people talking about it, I just say "Ah!" and that's it.
It's not like I'm responding to it.
It's more like "Ah, you were on it, weren't you?"
If that's the case, it's highly likely that they still believe in that story.
Re-starting the project after a year
Do you remember?
Akemi Matsuno vs. Terminator
There are quite a lot of people with sunglasses and earrings.
On November 10th, in Kumamoto Prefecture,
A phone call came from Matsuno again from Matsuno in 2029.
Huh? A call? Oh, it's me!
It's you, isn't it?
Matsuno in 2017, who changed her phone to a smartphone.
Hello, it's Matsuno.
Hello?
Yes!
Are you Matsuno-san?
Matsuno...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm Matsuno-san!
Hello, you're Matsuno-san, right?
Yes, I'm Matsuno!
Do you remember me?
I am... the future Akemi Matsuno!
Didn't we talk on the phone before?
It's me!
It's you!
It's me!
Hello?
Are you Matsuno-san?
Hello!
I'm in Kumamoto!
No way!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
No way!
Are you okay?
N-no way! No way!
Who are you?
I'm the future Akemi Matsuno! Calm down!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
She's here! She's here!
She's here! She's the future Akemi Matsuno!
What's going on? I'm scared! I'm scared!
Please calm down!
Wow!
Wow, this is...
I don't think she can act like this.
I don't think she can do it.
And when we asked her about the important robot part...
Oh, you remember!
I remember! I remember!
Good! Do you remember?
I remember! I remember!
Yes! And do you remember the characteristics of the part that the robot sends in?
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
She's amazing!
She's really amazing!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I know!
You know?
Matsuno!
You know her! You know her!
She's been doing amazing for a year and a half!
You know her!
You know her! You know her!
Matsuno! Sandra!
- That's right! The opposite! - Oh, she got it.
Matsuno, who remembered it surprisingly well,
and the Terminator, who finally came to kill Matsuno,
and in addition, to give Matsuno the countermeasure...
Do you know about the face recognition system?
- Recognition system?! - Yes, that's right!
Matsuno's face is input into the Terminator, and an attack is launched based on that data.
- So... - You can change Matsuno's facial expressions a lot!
- This is difficult! - It's difficult, but if you don't do this,
Matsuno's face will be input into the robot and it will be found out immediately!
I understand!
And then came the day of the Terminator's arrival.
Matsuno is your angel...
Of course, there is no way such a program exists.
The guest role of Kawamura has also been parked this time.
Have you ever been to Kumamoto?
No, it's my first time coming here.
Where are you from?
Shizuoka.
They are doing a pre-shooting.
Are you still single?
Yes, I am.
Are you still single?
I don't know anything about Kumamoto.
Matsuno discovers a Terminator-like man.
Then...
Can we talk about sports?
She changed her face!
Are you kidding me?
Your face...
Has it changed?
It hasn't changed!
Don't worry about it!
Sometimes I change my face!
She avoids him with "da-kun-da".
As a result, Matsuno cannot recognize the Terminator and leaves the scene.
Matsuno confirms that Matsuno is no longer visible.
I changed my face!
She looks relieved.
I'm glad you changed your face!
Next, they move to a shrine.
But, of course, there is...
There is a person who is following them.
She is surprised by that.
Oh, no!
Be careful!
It's dangerous!
Be careful!
Whoa!
Wait, wait, wait...
What's wrong?
Are you OK?
I got it.
Are you OK?
What's wrong?
Eat it!
No, no...
middle age, middle age, middle age...
No, no...
Eat it!
No, no...
With small face effect...
Matsu showed different expression in a different pattern this time.
Yes, in fact, a few days ago on the phone...
Once you buy a face, you register it immediately.
What kind of authentication system is that?
You have to change it frequently, don't you?
You have to change it!
Huh? Why? Why?
No, no, no...
No, no...
Sometimes you have to pay for it.
Huh? I have to pay for it?
My face is in a terrible state.
This is the first time I've seen it.
Wait, is this a goldfish?
Is this a goldfish? What is it?
This time, she survived in a "tsuruseko" style and waited.
I don't know.
Even after that, she avoided the approaching "terminator" with a strange face.
Are you okay?
More and more...
Don't mind me! Don't mind me!
This time, it seemed like just a smile.
We also doubted many times that she was going to do it.
If you think like that, we wanted to blame you, but...
We don't know you have a camera.
Even in a place like this...
I'm scared!
I might be carried away!
Perfectly as Matsuno said.
So, the verification continues.
The last place we visited is the greatest gymnasium.
We're about to stand by. Could you wait for a moment?
Sure.
I'm a little worried.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
I'm counting on you.
Can you edit it for me?
Despite the danger of her life,
Matsuno is worried about the quality of the video.
Look at the basketball hoop.
It's beautiful.
It's like a gymnasium.
Matsuno is waiting for the verification.
Then...
Hello?
Matsuno?
Hello?
Matsuno?
Yes?
Were you having a hard time today?
Are you okay?
Can you hear me?
I can hear you! Of course I'm fine!
You're doing your best!
Matsuno!
My voice is hoarse!
She can't even answer the phone.
What's wrong with her voice?
Matsuno!
What should we do?
As if she remembered, she starts talking on the phone.
I'll start now.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Actually...
The robot army's blind man...
is coming to you now!
Yes!
It's a match!
Are you okay?
What are you doing?!
Die!
Run away, Matsuda-san!
Why are you hitting me all of a sudden?!
You can't catch me with your feet!
Huh?! Wait, wait, Matsuda-san!
Wait, wait!
W-w-wait!
Matsuda-san!
Wait!
Hurry up!
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
I caught you!
Where are you going?
Where are you going?!
Please change your face!
What?!
I told you to use your face!
I caught you!
Please stop! Stop for a moment! Calm down! Stop!
Dangerous! Dangerous!
What do you mean?
Dangerous! Dangerous!
Dangerous!
Did you hear me?
Wait! Wait!
Stay as you are! Stay as you are!
Stay as you are!
Stay as you are and walk forward slowly!
It's okay!
You won't notice it!
The guardian won't notice it!
Walk slowly!
What?
What is she saying?
Walk slowly!
What is she saying?
Walk slowly!
Stay as you are! Stay as you are!
She is a robot!
Stay as you are!
Stop! Stop for a moment!
Mr. Machino!
The robot soldier is no longer around!
Congratulations!
Ms. Matsuno!
You won!
I did it!
Did you save the world?
I did it!
Are you okay now?
Yes!
Everyone, you did it for the second time!
I did it!
You did it!
Thank you, Ms. Matsuno!
I did it!
As a result, Ms. Matsuno vs. Terminator closed the curtain with Ms. Matsuno's victory.
However...
How much will she believe in it?
Ms. Matsuno, who has made the impossible possible with countless impossible pranks so far.
This time, she will challenge the limits of such Matsuno.
"This is a prank, isn't it?" I want her to say the opposite.
So I prepared...
In the end, Ms. Matsuno will board a spaceship and go to space.
A spaceship?
Well...
I feel like I'm going to be found out.
Do you?
Until I escape...
It's a pretty real story...
No, it's not.
A scary thing comes and I escape.
As a phenomenon...
That's right.
It's also reflective.
She will board a spaceship and go to space, right?
Well...
I feel like I'm going to be found out.
Ms. Matsuno doesn't believe in space even though she is Matsuno.
So, let's play a game!
Matsuno Akemi vs. Terminator 2
One week after the fight against that Terminator...
Today's guest is Ms. Matsuno Akemi!
Nice to meet you!
Today's stage is a fake science show.
First, they learn about space.
Then, they change into space clothes and go on a space ship tour.
But then...
Wait! Wait! Wait!
The Terminator gets excited again.
But...
- He's talking. - He's always talking.
I'm on your side!
Wait! I'm shocked!
I'm on your side, Matsuno!
- On my side?! - On my side!
Yes, just like in the original T2, the Terminator appears again.
But this time, a new enemy, the new Terminator T-1000 appears to protect Matsuno.
That's right, it's T2.
Why are you being so faithful?
So, like in the original, Matsuno becomes friends with the old Terminator...
...and is also attacked by the new Terminator.
- Wait! Wait! - He's a little like him.
Wait! Wait!
- Wait! Wait! Wait! No! Wait!
And as if nothing had happened, the science program was filmed again.
- This is a real spaceship! - Spaceship!?
- Yes!
This is a simple spaceship that the art staff built in 6 hours.
And so, once again, the new Terminator is attacked by Matsuno.
- And so, he's taken aboard a spaceship. - How can I help you?
Is it okay for me to board a spaceship!? Is it okay for me to board a spaceship!?
- Seriously!? Seriously!? Seriously!? - Hurry up and get in!
- Wait! No way! Amazing!
- For now, this place is dangerous. Calm down. For now, let's escape to space.
- Space!?
- While you're escaping to space, take care of him.
- Space!? Space!? Am I in space!?
- To the control center. To the control center.
As Matsuno, in a state of panic, is dragged to the control center.
And...
- What's happening!?
- One! One!?
- Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
- Wait! Don't leave me alone!
- Don't leave me alone!
- Wait!
- We are about to launch.
- W-Wait!
- Five...
- Five... Four...
- Five... Four... Three...
- Three... Two...
- Two... One...
- Zero...
- No! No! Wait! Wait!
No!
- We're going into space! - We're going into space!
As expected of you, Yako!
Where is the scenery outside of you right now?
- Is that space? - Is that earth?
- It's beautiful! - It's beautiful!
- No, no, no...
And so, in the midst of waiting for their arrival in space...
There, once again, a new type of Terminator has appeared.
It's an unprecedented development.
They probably couldn't even think of anything.
And so, when they've calmed down,
they decide to leave aside what they think of the current situation for a while.
I don't think we can leave it like that.
You're right!
That one-liner just now was amazing!
- Who said that? - It's so good!
Wait a minute!
I want to go home already.
I'm so glad I survived!
There really aren't any windows in space.
In space...
- Who said that? - It's surprisingly simple.
- What? What? - It's surprisingly simple.
I have to go home... I have to go home...
I don't even have a watch!
And so, they wait for something to happen, but...
Here...
For a spaceship...
It's kind of subtle, isn't it? But if you think about it...
It's kind of subtle, and there's this fluorescent light...
It's kind of...
It's kind of catchy, you know?
At last, they start to think something is wrong.
Has it continued? Wait for me...
Are you serious?! Is this for real?!
Ouch! I knew it was for real!
But her cheeks hurt, so she accepted it as reality.
And finally, she had nothing to do, so she had to go back to Earth.
We're here?! We're here?!
Shh! Shh!
I'm back! I'm back!
It felt like I hadn't been there for about an hour.
That's right!
Right?!
Like, "Am I going to the bathroom first?"
At that moment, a spaceship went in.
I went in.
A spaceship went in?!
It went in!
No, like...
Was it a dream?!
Was it really a dream?!
I don't know. What happened?
It's a little...
I don't know if it was a dream or reality.
It felt like I was in a movie.
As a result, Akemi Matsuno is living between dream and reality.
Shocking!
So...
How was it, everyone?!
I can already tell what kind of show this is!
The staff and Akemi Matsuno are all confused, aren't they?!
We're not confused, but...
But we can't tell what this is at all!
And your husband was pretty crazy, too!
He was crazy.
His tactics...
That's right!
That's realistic, but...
No, no, no!
Your husband is pretty loose, too.
He's a loose man.
He doesn't know what's going on.
Matsuno-san, you know what's going to happen.
Yes.
I went in.
You can't tell what's going to happen anymore, can you?!
That's right. I believed it.
You can't tell what's going to happen anymore, can you?!
Matsuno-san, how much will you pay for this?!
And now...
Kuro-chan's Twitter Project Part 2!
"Future Kuro-chan"!
I can't change the subject.
There's nothing I can't change.
For ten days, the man has been bewildered by his Twitter Project!
His lies and his serious love have been completely sealed!
I love you.
I love you too.
The next presenter is this person. Please come in!
Welcome back, Mr. Sabana!
Thank you!
This is a two-hour special.
I have a story about Nano Monster.
Yay!
I'm so happy!
It's a bit of a joke.
Yes.
Kuro-chan's "Twitter Project" Part 2 of "Kuro- chan's "Twitter Project" Part 2.
Here it is!
Kuro-chan's "Twitter Project" Part 2.
"Future Kuro-chan"!
"Future"?
What is it?
Since it's "Future Kuro-chan" this time,
I'd like to explain it first.
Please take a look at this.
"Future Kuro-chan" is an account on Twitter created by the show.
Please take a look at the description section.
Kurokawa Akihito, who lives a day ahead.
The future can't be changed.
With this account, Kuro-chan's "a day ahead" future is whispered once a day.
The system is that it will definitely fall on Kuro- chan's body the next day.
I see.
I've been doing this for 10 days.
- 10 days? - Yes.
Before, Matsumoto-san said that this could be a "the movie".
This time, I'd like to make it as big as a movie.
As with the previous project,
when you watch it at home, it suddenly becomes like "human".
It suddenly becomes like "what is human?".
- It's deep. - It's quite deep.
It seems like it will become like "human".
I wonder what will happen.
Let's watch it right away.
Here is the description.
Kuro-chan's Twitter Project Part 2
Future Kuro-chan
This time as well, we've got the help of "Haru Detectives".
They've been monitoring Kuro-chan for 24 hours.
Making future Kuro-chan's whispers come true.
The first day of close contact.
What does it look like?
Good morning!
Take care of your skin!
What's that?
She checks the weather with a weird tweet.
This is a real tweet.
This is real Kuro-chan.
Today's work is recording a pachinko show in Yokohama.
Then, at the end of work...
Here you go.
It's delicious.
...is what Kuro-chan, who received a bento to eat on the move, says.
Then...
Right away?
She puts half of her meal on the lid...
What's that?
No way...
It's a little late for lunch.
It's a bento from Kanagawa.
It looks delicious!
I'll eat a little less rice.
Here you go.
...is what she tweets.
But...
You'll eat it, won't you?
No, no, no.
I'll eat it.
You're really lying.
What is it?
No!
What is it?
Of course, it's for recording.
You're lying a lot.
Kuro-chan's lie-tweets for lunch also came out, but...
The truth is...
A few days ago, Kuro-chan's first prediction tweet was...
Regarding this bento...
It is...
The meat in the bento...
It's all frog meat, Shinji!
Gross!
Right.
What Kuro-chan is eating is...
All side dishes are frog meat frog bento.
It's good!
However, he doesn't seem to notice it at all.
This is for eating, right?
Did you make it first?
You eat a lot.
He finished it in only 5 minutes.
He finished both frog and rice.
He finished it in only 5 minutes.
And on that night...
Kuro promised to eat with a woman.
Yes, this woman is...
Kinoshita!
In the last Okinawa decision battle...
You have a cute face. I like you.
You have a cute face.
She said it, too.
Kinoshita has a good communication with her.
She grabbed Kuro's heart.
Rei-chama, also known as Reimi Kobayashi.
Since the last shooting...
We have received reports of Kuro's invitation many times.
This time, we will use it the other way around.
We will ask Kuro's help as Kuro's future partner.
I see.
I'm really drunk. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
You don't remember it at all?
I went to my house and left my luggage there.
When I went to the bathroom or the bathroom...
I lost all my memories there.
Yes, he came back home drunk.
Kuro fell asleep.
I'm a ghost.
What is it?
I'm hungry.
Is it possible?
No way!
Is it possible?
It's impossible.
I was shocked when I saw it.
He was so shocked that he fell asleep.
Is it okay for me to call you "Rei-chan"?
Yes, of course.
I thought you called me "Rei-mi-chan".
I called you "Rei-mi".
Recently, you often sing in your songs.
"Rei-mi-bu" is like this.
Since then, she has been singing in her songs.
It's a bad point.
What's more...
I got this.
Thank you very much.
She is Kuro-chan who came to apologize and buy presents for them last time.
Wow, amazing!
Are you buying Baccarat?
Champagne glass.
Wow, amazing!
Baccarat has different bubbles.
Really?
She was talking about champagne glass with a long face.
And...
I also bought the same one.
Scary!
No, no, no!
So, they drink a toast with matching bakala glass.
Kuro-chan, who has an unexpected qualification of aroma coordinator, blends original aroma for Rei- chama.
But...
Can I go to the bathroom for a moment?
Sorry!
When Rei-chama takes off her seat...
Please, I don't need it.
I'm a little ecchi now.
See? She's crying.
I don't need it.
Where is it?
I don't know.
Furthermore, when Rei-chama stands in the bathroom again...
Hey!
Scary!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
No way!
Calm down!
No way!
She did it!
An unexpected indirect kiss.
She's terrible.
And...
She's terrible.
She did it!
The evidence was destroyed!
She replenished what she drank and destroyed the evidence.
She's terrible.
What should we do?
She pretends like that and drinks another cup.
Drink it yourself!
Stop it!
He keeps drinking like that for two and a half hours.
Today, I came up with a good idea!
It's a great idea!
It's great!
It hurts!
Kuro-chan got drunk because of Rei.
Rei-chan...
I don't know if I should say this, but...
What is it?
It doesn't have to be love.
It doesn't have to be love?
It doesn't have to be love.
She seems to be more serious about Rei-chan than she thought.
This is serious.
In this "Future Kuro-chan" story,
they added a little bit of love
and quickly changed their direction.
It's definitely good.
I don't know.
It's been there for a long time.
The next day...
- Excuse me. - Hello.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Hello. - Thank you.
- Please close the door. - Thank you.
- Please come in. - Okay.
- I'd like to go to Meguro. - Okay.
- I'd like to go to Meguro Station in JR. - Thank you for waiting.
After finishing his job at NHK and going to Meguro for a magazine interview,
then...
Again.
- Huh? - What's going on?
What was that?
Kuro-chan, if you do this and that until you get to work, your manager will take your face off!
And one more thing... "Kuro-chan, your eyelashes are surprisingly long!"
- What's up with you?! - What's up with you?!
From 1 to 10, it's all a lie!
That was Kyoichi's 8 card lie tweets.
This is so much fun!
And...
Until you get to work, your manager will take your face off!
When Kuro-chan is asleep...
The taxi arrives at its destination.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
And today's lie tweet is...
Ahhn! Wrong color! Opposite!
And with that...
Thank you!
This is Mejiro Station.
Huh?!
Yes?
Huh? Me...
This is Mejiro Station.
No, it's Meguro!
- Meguro! - Meguro!
Huh? Wait, did I get it wrong?!
- Um, Mejiro. - Oh, Meguro!
- Yes. - Huh?
- It's Meguro, yes. - I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry.
- Oh, yes. - I'm on my way to Meguro.
- How long will it take you to Meguro? - Um, it's a high speed...
- About 30 minutes. - 30 minutes?
- Yes, about 30 minutes. - That's quite a ride.
- Excuse me. - Please hurry up.
Yes, I understand.
- I'm very sorry. - Oh, it's fine.
- I'm sorry. - It's not fine at all.
- Oh, it's fine. - It's not fine at all.
- Hurry up, Shinyo! - This is the real deal.
- Oh, it's fine. - Are you okay now?
- I'm fine. - About Mejiro...
No, it's Meguro, but...
No, it's a different color. No, it's not.
I'm not saying that.
Kuro-chan got in touch with her manager and was relieved to know that she didn't have to worry about being late.
- I'm sorry, I'm very sorry. - Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- I'm sorry. - It can't be helped.
- I'm sorry. - Was it my fault? I don't know.
On the contrary, thank you for letting me sleep.
- Oh, yes. - Thank you for letting me sleep.
Thank you for letting me sleep.
And with a kind heart...
- Thank you for letting me sleep. - Thank you for letting me sleep.
And the next prediction tweet that will be implemented tomorrow is...
Ah, I ate 5,000 kcal, too!
- That's a lot of calories. - That's a lot of calories.
- That's not good. - So, day three...
On this day, Kuro-chan has to eat more than 5,000 kcal or more.
There is also a challenge element of the staff for one day.
Then...
Her serious lunch was only protein and banana acai, but...
In reality...
- I ate something. - Inside the station...
- While walking... - It's really good.
- I've eaten it with the Chicago team. - And at the cafe...
- It's amazing! - What is this?
- Until dinner, an average adult male takes in 1900 kcal per day. - Fried food...
- Soy milk... - It's a momentum that seems to achieve 5000 kcal without doing anything.
- Let's go for a walk. - Let's go.
- Let's go.
- It smells good. - This day...
A friendly manager and two people have dinner together.
Of course, such information is only for show.
With the help of the manager, we filmed how they eat.
- Then... - Thank you for the meal.
- Take two of the ones with beef brisket. - Yes.
- Two of each. - Two of each.
- One of each. - One of each.
- Five servings of deep-fried horse meat. - Five servings.
- Cold tomatoes, please. - Cold tomatoes.
- Yes. - Do you have rice?
- Thai rice or Chinese rice? - Thai rice.
- For now, let's go with Thai rice. - Thai rice.
- Yes. - Yes.
- For now, let's go with Thai rice. - Thai rice.
- Yes. - Yes.
- And with just this dinner, they take in 2500 kcal. - Wow!
- In no time!
- Fried chicken! - Chicken!
- Wow! - Wow!
- With rice... - They're so excited!
What kind of meal will they eat?
They also take in alcohol.
Kurochan is full and in a good mood.
Up to a total of 5,000 kilocalories is still not enough.
So, from now on, we will release the second and third episodes prepared by the program.
First of all...
What are you doing?
Thank you for your hard work.
The senior of the office, Ojin Osborne Shinomiya...
They met by chance and invited them to eat.
They went to the second restaurant.
It's amazing.
Jotanshi.
- Jotanshi? - Yes.
Two servings, please.
What is it?
- Can you eat it? - Two servings, please.
- Jotanshi is two servings, right? - Yes.
- Joharami. - Joharami.
- Two servings, right? - He already said it.
- He said it. - Joharami, two servings.
- Didn't you say you ate it? - No!
Actually, they were full, but they didn't refuse the senior's request.
Even in this restaurant, they consumed 2,000 kilocalories.
- That's a lot of calories. - They eat a lot of rice.
With this, they achieved more than 5,000 kilocalories per day.
That's amazing.
However, since they are on standby, they will also release the third episode.
Hello.
I was drinking in Harajuku just now.
Kuro-chan, where are you right now?
I'm in Shibuya. I want to see you.
And with that...
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm fine!
She is invited by her favorite customer, Rei- chama.
It's her third dinner today.
Excuse me!
Here is your cheese and chicken.
Thank you!
That's a lot of food!
Thank you!
As expected of the big eater Daruma, she is about to reach her limit.
But she can't show her ugly side in front of Rei- chama.
She can't show her ugly side in front of Rei- chama.
It's too much!
It's too much for me!
You can do it!
You can't show your ugly side at all!
Slowly...
Next...
Beer, canned chicken and...
That's amazing!
That face!
I am going to top it with reflective cheese.
From here, we will send you "sumot", provided by the sponsor you see.
In addition, before Kuro-chan knew it, the huge meat with bones that she had ordered arrived and...
It looks painful.
Excuse me for a moment.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
In the end, this day, Kuro-chan consumed about 9,400 kcal for about five days as an adult male.
But it's amazing that she ate it properly.
And on the fourth day...
It's only the fourth day.
On this day, Kuro-chan finally announced the existence of a future account to herself.
After interviewing with the newspaper...
What kind of newspaper is it?
Kuro-chan decided to have lunch with her manager, but...
You're still full, aren't you?
Why am I full?
You ate a lot yesterday.
You said you were going on a diet.
I was going to die, but yesterday I weighed 106.5 kg and today I weighed 110.2 kg.
I'm 3.7 kg fat.
This man has an inevitable impact on his future.
For example, his manager tells him about the existence of an account.
I think there are about 50 fake accounts.
That's right.
But there are a lot of people who can't find their own accounts.
Isn't this amazing?
What?
This man...
"Future Kuro-chan" means "Kurokawa Akihi" who lives a day ahead and "future Kuro-chan" who can't change the future.
I don't know what it means.
There are too many of them.
Isn't this a little disgusting?
What?
The meat in the lunch box was all frog and it was disgusting.
I don't know what it means.
You're doing it because you're stupid.
Even though "real Kuro-chan" reported in exactly the same pattern last time,
"Kuro-chan" doesn't have any doubts about this account.
Oh, it came out.
It came out naturally.
"Kuro-chan" is relaxed, but...
The prediction tweet of "future Kuro-chan" that will be implemented today is...
Yesterday's Twitter was...
I crashed with my bike yesterday.
You're not good at crashing.
Why do you crash with your bike?
Please be careful.
I'm nervous.
If I'm right...
You're not good at it.
If I'm right, I'll crash with my bike today.
You're just drawing a psychopath.
It's you.
However, the future can't be changed.
That night, "kid's servant" "don't laugh" came back to the city.
"Kuro-chan" crashed with his bike.
What?
I think it's pretty bad.
However, that bike is...
Big heavy!
Genin Bike Kawasaki Bike.
I see.
"Kuro-chan" crashed with his bike.
I'm in a hurry. Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
What's that?
He crashed with his bike.
I don't know if I crashed with my bike.
If you are physically strong, you will not lose.
I thought like that last autumn day.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Kawasaki lost to a man under half of his weight.
But Kawasaki didn't realize that he was BKB.
Day 5.
I didn't want to eat lunch.
But I'm going to eat ice cream in order to work my brain and move my body.
I'm going to eat ice cream in order to work my brain and move my body.
"Kuro-chan" had a day off.
But yesterday, a prediction tweet was posted.
Today is a live broadcast. I'm looking forward to it, Shin.
Yes, it is.
Thank you for the meal.
He is familiar with the training at the gym.
I'm famous now.
He posted a live broadcast on the Internet.
Then, people who were watching the live broadcast said...
Even if you can't cut it...
It hurts!
(Laughter)
And now...
(Notification sound)
What? What is this? Really?
(Laughter)
Is my mother's account listed?
(Notification sound)
Ah, I see! I see! I see!
(Notification sound)
It's coming! It's coming!
(Notification sound)
Good morning.
Wow!
It's Wednesday's "Downtown", right?
What is this?
(Laughter)
(Notification sound)
Is it wrong?
It's wrong.
(Notification sound)
Is it listed now?
I don't think it's listed.
(Laughter)
(Music)
No, it's listed.
(Laughter)
And now...
(Notification sound)
"Downtown Ran"! Ran, ra, ra, ran!
(Laughter)
What is he doing?
It's ridiculous.
It's true.
(Notification sound)
Today was "Downtown Ran" tour 40 minutes.
The muscle pain of "Downtown Ran" last time hasn't gone away yet.
This guy is really...
(Laughter)
The man who was killing his time in "Downtown Ran"...
(Notification sound)
The next prediction is...
It's increasing.
It's true.
It's really increasing.
Wow!
Akihito Kurokawa.
A girl suddenly kissed him!
Wow!
And...
(Notification sound)
He suddenly got up and came out! Is it serious?
She's enjoying it.
Furthermore, in the direct message...
She's riding it. (Notification sound)
Bike... Is it okay not to hit it?
As soon as she heard "kiss", she became energetic and worried about the mystery.
I see.
I'm a little worried about baby.
Now there are five days left.
What is "kiss" that was announced on Twitter?
And... Kuro-chan's "lie" and "love"...
What will happen in the future?
I see.
First of all, we watched the first half.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
How was it?
There's still more?
Yes.
It's like watching a movie.
Wow.
It's amazing.
It feels like I'm showing a man's life.
She lied again this time.
Meguro and Mejiro are quite far apart.
It's like...
It's normal.
It's like...
It's like a claim.
It's like...
It's not...
Surprisingly, it's okay.
It's like that.
I don't know.
She's eating with a girl and smelling disgustingly.
It's scary!
She's the most disgusting creature than anyone else.
It's like...
That aroma effect comes out of her mouth.
I don't know if it's okay to laugh about it.
Maybe she's a little excited.
Am I eating fried chicken for dancing?
She's pretty excited about it.
She's...
She has a love affair with Rei-chan.
Kuro-chan had a future tweet called "kiss".
Maybe she's thinking about what she can do with Rei-chan.
She's looking forward to it.
What will happen to Kuro-chan in the second half of the match?
The sixth day of the match.
Kuro-chan promised to eat with Rei-chan again today.
She chose a restaurant called "ramshabu".
Ramshabu
She promised to eat with Rei-chan again today.
She doesn't want to doubt the connection between the show and Rei-chan.
Is it a restaurant she reserved?
She doesn't seem to care about it.
And...
I have a present for you.
Again?
Thank you.
Do you know it?
Yes, I do.
"Tadaharu Aoki".
Oh, you know it.
But I've never eaten it.
Oh, really?
And...
One more.
It's good, isn't it?
What is it?
It's almost Rei-chan's birthday.
She got expensive chocolate and a blue rose.
By the way...
The blue rose is for...
Oh, you know it.
To make your dream come true.
Her face is scary.
Her face!
Save it for later.
It's for you, Rei-chan.
I'm happy.
To make your dream come true.
Her face was scary just now.
I'm happy.
Let's take a picture as a commemoration.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Here, for the first time ever, a kiss campaign.
I see.
I used up my pencil case.
That's not fair!
Can I have it back later?
Yes.
I'll send it to you.
Thank you very much.
I'm so happy!
I've been waiting for you!
I've been waiting for you so much.
I'm so happy.
Thank you very much.
I'm disappointed.
You smell so good.
But, of course, Rei-chama is on the show side of things, so there's no way she'd kiss him.
Can I go to the bathroom?
Yes.
Oh no!
Nothing happened, right?
What are you going to do?
What?
What's up with you?
Can you kiss me?
What's up with you?
It's not going to happen.
Rei-chama's kiss has fed Kuro-chan with emotion.
But Rei-chama, pretending to go to the bathroom...
What?
What's your name?
I'm Akihito Kurokawa.
Akihito Kurokawa.
He was suddenly kissed by a girl.
I see.
However, this Kurokawa is also a loser.
I did it again.
He is checking his silhouette.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
This is terrible.
It's so funny!
The last one is a joint kiss with a twist of three times.
And...
He is a Robocop of a liar society who puts his spirit back in.
With such expectations, the meal of the day is over.
Then, he sends her a direct message again.
Is this possible or not?!
I haven't been kissed yet!
From Kuro-chan's point of view,
things that happen after you know about your future account are
"no", "yes", "no" and
things that you don't know and things that do occur alternately.
If everything goes according to plan,
I will definitely get that 50%!
What is this movement of her heart?!
But in the meantime, the next prediction tweet is...
You fell into a pitfall. What is it?!
And so, on the seventh day...
His work for the day is...
He is participating in a school festival event at Hinomoto University in Himeji City, Hyogo Prefecture.
There, he asks for the university's cooperation and sets up a special stage outdoors.
Make it exciting!
Nice to meet you!
Ouch!
No way!
Ouch!
Wait a minute!
Ouch!
Are you okay?
The damage is worse than I thought.
I didn't do it!
No one will tell me!
It's hard, isn't it?
It's getting harder and harder.
What?
If it's not true,
I think I'm going crazy.
Well...
There is a Twitter called "future Kuro-chan".
Didn't you know about it?
No, I didn't know about it.
Because I didn't have a kiss yesterday.
So I didn't know about it.
At this timing,
he tweets a prediction for the next day.
Oh!
It's a pitfall again!
What's going on?
It's scary, isn't it?
I'm afraid of tomorrow.
I'll update you.
It's still a pitfall.
Is it about tomorrow?
What did you just say?
It's a pitfall.
It's not about a pitfall.
You can't change the future.
There is nothing you can't change.
It's written in your heart.
It's cool!
Only your lines are cool!
The next day...
Today's trap is not a pachinko shop, but a date with Rei-chama after work.
They are going to a shrine with a setting of "power spot where dreams come true".
It's kind of difficult. I don't know, but...
Can I say what I'm thinking now?
I'm not good with my hands, so...
Can I hold your hands?
Huh? It's a mess.
Is it a mess? I don't know.
It's a mess.
Huh? When did you...
When did you... Huh? When did you...
Be careful!
And the taxi that carried them...
It's over here.
Wow!
They arrive at the shrine of their destination.
Oh, no! I forgot to bring an umbrella!
First of all, they pray to God.
Then, they go to the square in Keidai-ura.
Huh?
There's a bench over there, so let's sit down for a while.
Over there?
I'm a little nervous.
Can you sit down?
Yes.
I should have brought you a hot drink.
I should have brought you something.
What?
A hot drink or something like that.
I'm nervous.
Let's sit down.
Huh?
Wait a minute.
Let's sit down.
Let's sit down and talk for a while.
Yes, there is a pitfall in front of this bench.
I'm sure there is.
From Rei-chama's words, Kuro-chan seems to have noticed something.
Well, yes.
I have to sit down, right?
Yes.
But in my mind...
I'm sorry, but I don't know.
If that's the case, I have to do something serious in my mind.
Oh, I see. I don't know what you're talking about.
I...
I'm serious about Rei-chama.
I've been thinking about it for a week.
I like Rei-chama.
I like you.
Thank you.
I'll say it clearly now.
Thank you.
I believe you.
I'm serious about you.
I like you, Rei-chama.
It's a double shock for me.
Well, let's sit down.
Yes, let's sit down.
Let's talk.
Let's talk with Rei-chama.
Let's sit down.
This is sad.
It's sad.
It ran away.
This is sad.
It ran away.
It ran away like it was going to jump.
It ran away.
The darkness is getting darker.
It's getting darker.
It's crying, isn't it?
Kuro-chan.
Kuro-chan, do your best.
Come out.
Do your best.
Good things happen.
They do.
Kuro-chan.
I can't look at it.
It ran away.
It ran away like it was going to jump.
It's not there.
I can't look at it.
I can't see it coming out of the hole.
That's true.
It's not there, Reina-chan.
This is a happy program.
Isn't it a happy program?
She doesn't say anything.
She's crying by herself.
Reina-chan.
Even though it was just the two of you.
It's a disaster.
She's smiling.
That's amazing.
She's remembering it now.
She's smiling.
She's holding onto it.
I see.
Do we look alike?
What's up?
Hello, Sae-chan.
Sae-chan?!
Do you like meat?
Have you ever eaten meat?
However, Future Tweet hasn't ended yet.
This guy is amazing.
Yeah!
If you don't tweet lies every ten minutes since the date changed,
you'll be treated badly!
That's the Future Tweet.
I didn't drink.
Huh?
What?
The date has changed.
Oh, no.
The date has changed.
This program was brought to you by SU-MOD.
I lied about my weight.
I lost 100kg.
You did it like this, didn't you?
Wait a minute. I'm drunk.
I'm drunk, so wait a minute.
What's this?
And 10 minutes later...
I'll punish you.
I'll shave my head and my hair will grow back a little.
It's funny, isn't it?
Kuro-chan Telephone.
You can play it for 1,000 yen per time.
It's funny, isn't it?
I'll shave my head and my hair will grow back a little.
It doesn't feel like a lie anymore.
What are you going to do now?
I'll shave my head and my hair will grow back a little.
What are you going to do?
I'm not lying.
I'm a little clumsy, so my clothes and Kuro-chan's clothes got dirty.
I think a yota is just right.
It may look like toilet paper, but this is crazy.
Kuro-chan is surprised and delicious.
Yota is more interesting.
It's funny.
It's amazing.
It's delicious.
It's funny.
It's sad.
It's funny.
It's sad.
I wish I had a yota.
What is it?
Don't throw coins backwards in Kuro-chan's bathroom!
Don't mistake it for a normal girl's chair!
Yes, from sunset until 3.30pm, Kuro-chan decided to lie 21 times in 10 minutes, but...
This is impossible!
At 4am, she gave up and went to bed.
As a result, Kuro-chan decided to meet a terrible person.
You shouldn't miss it.
What?
As a result, Kuro-chan decided to meet a terrible person.
There is no "v" in it.
Did you die?
No!
That's terrible!
It doesn't end with a wooden sword at the end.
Yes, in fact, that day...
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Let's go! Let's go!
As promised, in order to meet a terrible person,
Kuro-chan rushed to the end of the business hour.
What?
Good morning.
Wait! What? What? What? Really, what?
For now, let's go.
Wait! What? No!
You're kidding me!
What? Is it still going on?
What do you mean?
Future Kuro-chan!
For now, let's go.
What is this? Do you turn it on yourself? Oh, the other way around?
As a result, as an example, she got in the car...
...and put on headphones.
Kuro-chan! Don't do that recently!
Wait! It's really noisy! What is this? What is this?
What is this music? Wait!
The song is of course "Rainy Blue".
Tokunaga Hideaki!
I will remember you!
I finally forgot you!
It's over! It's over!
It's really over!
My love is over!
I finally forgot you!
Are you crying?
You are crying! I really...
I really loved you!
You...
I really loved you!
You...
Why is it this song?
It's been a few days since that lie tweet.
Yesterday, Future Kuro-chan tweeted her last prediction on the 10th.
Let's take a look at it. Here it is!
Kuro-chan, you seem to be in a fluttery mood today.
This is what she tweeted yesterday.
That means...
Right now, Kuro-chan is in a fluttery mood.
Do you know what this means?
Fluttery mood?
She's doing terrible things, and her prediction tweet is fluttery.
Right now, Kuro-chan is in a fluttery mood.
Everyone, please look up at the studio.
Before we started recording...
She's been there the whole time?
She's been there the whole time!
She's been like this for about 22 minutes.
It's weird for her to break like that.
Scary, scary, scary.
Yes, in fact...
The direction that Kuro-chan, in a state of emergency, was heading to...
TBS.
Where, where, where, where?
I opened it.
And in order to hang it up for a long time...
In order for everything to go well, she had an adult take off her shorts.
Why are you taking them off?!
I'm scared! My butt's shaking!
Hey...
What?!
Into the studio set...
What's going on?!
Hey!
You put something on me, didn't you?!
I don't know about this pattern!
What?!
Oh, oh! Huh?
What's this?! Huh?!
What's this?! What's this?! What's this?!
And...
Before recording...
She set it up on the ceiling of the studio.
Should we...
Put it down?
I feel bad for you to say "Gyaah!" like that.
I won't put it down! It's already "Gyaah!"
Okay, artist!
Please!
Be nice!
It's "Gyaah!"
And...
I don't know!
Me?!
Hey!
What's going on?!
Hey!
What?! Huh?! Huh?!
Kuro-chan?
Kuro-chan!
Huh?! What?!
Huh?! What?! Good morning!
Huh?! It's not like that!
It's not like that!
Good morning!
Good morning! You know me, right?
Huh?! Don't you remember my voice?
Good morning! Good morning!
Kuro-chan...
Huh?!
It's not like that!
Huh?! It's not like that!
You know me, right?
Huh?! Yes, yes!
Who is it?
Matsumoto-san...
Wait a minute!
Wait! Can I still take off my eye mask?
Huh?!
You can't take it off for life!
I... I still want to see the light!
You can take it off now.
Can I take off my eye mask?
You can take it off now.
Everyone...
It's high! It's high!
It's higher! It's higher!
What should I do?!
Your face is swollen!
Are you okay?!
Your eyes!
It's too long! Your face is swollen!
How long do you think it was?!
That's right!
I think it was hard!
Kuro-chan, a little more... I'm sorry!
We still have a recording! One more time!
It's high! It's high!
I'm scared of wearing an eye mask!
It's high!
It's high! It's really high!
What?!
Why did you fall in love with this show?
I fell in love with it.
It can't be helped!
This is my weakness!
I thought we were going to go out.
Who is Sai-chan in your house?
What?
After you got dumped by Rei-chan and fell into a pitfall, you went home and called her. Who is Sai- chan?
Who is it?
Money is heavier than life.
Cartoon original comedy.
Are you kidding me?
"Kaiji", tomorrow at 10 pm.