AISubs v3.5
Mr. Sasuyama, thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Let's go.
The first presenter is this person. Please come in.
The speed has changed.
This city hasn't changed either.
Actually, please put your hat down.
Your hat.
Maybe you don't have a hat on your head.
You don't like it, do you?
No, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it.
You should walk in your room.
I don't like it.
You should talk.
I don't like it!
I'm sure you eat with people you know.
Yes.
When you talk to them, do you ever feel like you heard their stories before?
I do.
Especially a few years ago, when I was on a show with Mr. Shinsuke, I heard it all the time.
You heard it last time, too?
Yes.
I'm sure you've noticed it, too.
"Oh, you've said it before!" I say it, but it still goes on.
Because you're excited when you hear it for the first time.
I say it in various places.
So you don't know it.
Yes.
Based on that, here is the theory I brought with me today.
Otaku visit location
Even if it's your second visit, you might react to it for the first time.
We go to various locations.
And we often go to the hottest spots at that time.
Even if it's a different show, we wear the same clothes.
Can you say, "Actually, I've been here before"?
It's called "As Max", isn't it?
I've only been shooting.
And, well...
I've probably done "Farming Father" more than a hundred times.
And then...
I don't always pretend to be a beginner, but...
I'm really good at it!
After this...
Even in his second time at home...
Will he really react like a beginner?
The chair...
He often sits on the chair.
Furthermore...
"People Are Here" Series Part 4...
"When you open it, people are there" Prank...
The theory that joy outweighs fear...
And...
Only two teeth are moving.
Talk Karaoke Song Contest
Otaku Visiting Shooting
Even in his second time at home...
Will he really react like a beginner?
This time...
We've prepared two popular "Otaku Visiting Shooting" programs.
During each week...
In each program...
The same otaku will visit twice.
The one who will visit this shooting is...
Hello! I'm Dennis Ueno Yukio!
I haven't seen you in a while!
Half-entertainer, Dennis Ueno.
The first shooting...
"Otaku Visiting Shooting" in the entertainment world...
A fake "CS" program.
The person who visits here will come and pick you up.
I'm looking forward to it!
And the person who came there is...
Nice to meet you I'm Dennis's older brother
This time's partner Don Konishi
I see you a lot
White cloth
What is this car?
It's a two seater
It's gonna be on show right?
Let's see how expensive car reacts
How much is it?
That's crazy
I'm sorry about that
It's about ...
3,400,000 yen
3,400,000 yen?
Something like that
Only two people can sit
It feels different to sit
It might be easier to see than my own bed
Don't lie
He got a lot of reactions
It feels different to step in
To see the car
They went to Don Konishi's expensive apartment
I see Don Konishi's house a lot
We're here
Here?
Wow
And
First of all, is this your face?
Yes
I made it 7 years ago
You don't write "Konishi" anymore?
No
He changed his face and went inside
Wow
What is this?
Wow
Don Konishi's house that you see on TV
Don Konishi's house
They checked every corner for an hour
And filmed it
Thank you for today
Good luck
Thank you very much
And finally, the main subject, the second fan visit
One week after the last location, the staff also returned and met with Ueno
It's a sub-issue program that aired on Sunday evening
The second setting is a fake ground-level program where you suddenly hand over a treasure to a celebrity's fan
How will they react?
Hi, I'm Dennis' Ueno Yukio
Ueno, who appeared in exactly the same pattern as last time
But no way, I don't think it will be exactly the same until the visit after this
Wow, this is terrible
Suddenly, treasure get start!
Oh, that's good
"Suddenly" is the concept of the program, and Ueno is not told who's fan he will go to
I only heard about going to a celebrity's house
I'm looking forward to it, so let's go
I will definitely do my best!
This meeting is in front of their house
Until then, they will shoot while moving on foot
This is Shirogane Takanawa
It's a high-class residential area with many celebrities' houses
They haven't noticed that they are heading for Don Konishi's house
Who is it?
And finally, just a week ago
To the parking lot in front of that familiar mansion
A little face
A little laughing
Oh, is it around here?
Yes, it is.
Ah, that's right.
When I push the start button...
The tension, too.
I don't get this high-class carpet condition very often.
You've heard of it, haven't you?
Last week...
Although he has a slight bad feeling about it, he still doesn't give up his hope.
However...
I'm scared! I don't want to see it! I'm scared!
The appearance of the car that cuts off the sun's desire.
It's so cute!
Good morning!
Please come in.
Hello!
It's been a while.
Say "it's been a while."
No, it's not like that.
It's been a while.
This...
Did you come in this car?
Yes.
This is also...
You can do it! You can do it!
For your sake and...
This...
This is a high-class car.
Let's go.
Bad!
Encountering a crazy rare case...
Ueno feels awkward to death.
Ah...
Excuse me...
This...
How much is this?
3,300 yen.
I asked you a week ago!
I can't say it anymore.
I'm going to go.
Isn't this a treasure?
I've decided to go.
Don hasn't mentioned anything about last week.
Ueno also expects a first-time style.
I haven't mentioned it.
You know how to open it, don't you?
What can I say?
It looks comfortable to sleep in
It's like a luxury car
Am I a sports car?
It's my first time driving it
How do you like it?
It's good to drive it today
Don san is bad too
He drove it away for the first time
He can never drive it back
He got in the elevator
I can never drive it back
There are many things you can say about this car
Yes, there are
Don't say it
This is not Don san
Don't say it
The staff made you say it
Don't say it
This is a card I made when I was 20 years old
I put it on my earring
It means that I've been living here for 5 days
It may be too early for him to understand
That's right
Excuse me
Oh, it's a dog
Yes, it is
It's a dog
Can I call it?
Can I borrow it?
He knows where it belongs
So he prepared it himself
There are many things you can say about it
It's like a Louvre Museum
It's my own car
And after this,
It's the same procedure as last time
It's my own security
And
The chair
- How did you know it was a chair? - You're fast!
- But I could see the chair, so... - Yes, it's a chair.
But, somehow, through the first inspection, the filming is over.
I feel like I can relax.
So, here's the spoiler.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- How was the filming today? - What?
- The filming. - Filming? - Yes.
- Did you find anything weird? - No, no, no, it's too weird.
I've been here once.
- Hey! - Don, that's not true!
- Don't be a pain in the ass. - No, it's not like that.
- Don't make me act like I'm a woman. - No, it's not like that!
So, if you're going to do it like that, I have to do it like you.
- Of course. - You're a pain in the ass.
So, as expected, they passed the first inspection.
So, what if it's a food report?
- Wow! - Their target is...
Hello! I'm Abareru-kun, 3rd place in "I hate talent rankings" in 2017.
Abareru-kun has more than 200 food report experiences.
Today, I'm going to do a "divide and conquer".
Let's see what kind of food I'll find.
The first episode is...
"Going around shops that serve unique food".
It's a fake food show broadcasted by "cs".
Aroma...
That's a great excuse.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
They ordered the menu and started the food show broadcast.
It's coffee ramen.
Coffee ramen.
What came out was a coffee ramen with a big impact.
I'll remember this for sure.
They reported this ramen with many features.
First of all, the first food show broadcast was over.
Thank you very much.
And a week later...
They were called out for a sudden battle.
Excuse me.
Good morning. I'm Averick.
Yeah!
Last time, they entered a store and started opening from the opposite side of the road.
I see.
You go to a store and eat a product.
Yes.
That's what you expected.
Yes.
For the second time, they couldn't tell you the details of the store in front of the store.
But when you turn around, you can see what you saw a week ago.
The second time...
I can't see it anymore.
You look good.
Are you confident?
I'm confident, but...
Let's go.
Before the price of ramen comes into play...
They're fighting.
The reaction is too humble.
This is a difficult situation.
There's a different menu.
Can you tell me the price of it?
There's a different menu. Can you give me another one?
Averick prays.
Can you give me another one?
That's not it.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Let's live with determination.
Abareru-kun entrusts his last wish to another menu.
One more of that?
Bring me a different one.
His face is funny.
Here is a sad announcement.
Coffee and ramen.
Yes.
I understand.
Do you understand?
Yes.
There is a picture over there.
To be honest, I can imagine what coffee and ramen is like.
Well...
I don't know.
I don't know it at all.
What is it?
I don't know it.
Can I say it in a fresh way?
Do you know it?
Yes, I know it.
Have you been there?
Yes, I've been there.
Really?
I'm sweating.
You haven't been there yet.
Do you want to go there?
Yes, I do.
He said it.
He said it again.
It's not long ago.
It's very recent.
Here, he confesses to the staff that it's not his first time.
Wow!
Are you okay?
Does he feel a little better?
He pretends it's his first time and reports it well.
And when he finishes eating,
he leaves an important price estimate.
Last time, you didn't even ask me about the price.
You only reported it.
You didn't even ask me about the price.
I'm glad.
How much is it?
It's 700 yen.
He knows the price well.
How much do you think it is?
I think it's a little expensive.
Do you think so?
I think it's expensive.
It's 1,400 yen.
No way!
He pretends to be a beginner.
He thinks it's expensive.
I think it's cheap.
He pretends to be a beginner.
I was surprised.
I thought it was 740 or 800 yen.
But it's self-punishment for flying up to 1,400 yen.
It may be self-punishment.
The second one is a price-setting plan.
I can't do it anymore.
If it wasn't "I don't know", the plan would collapse.
I can't believe it's 1,400 yen.
It can't be 1,400 yen.
The next presenter is this person.
On Wednesday's "Downtown", you invited us as a duo and it's been a lot of help.
But there is a show I want you to forgive me for.
It's a show with people all of a sudden.
I love it!
You like it?
I love it! I watch it a lot.
Oh, you do?
Antony is always giving me a hard time.
But I... Antony...
Antony is also doing it.
Antony in the beginning.
Antony and Otony finally get along.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I said Otony and you said Antony.
Both of you are the same!
That's not true.
Antony is always giving me a hard time.
That's right.
I've done it three times so far.
But I'm the only one who's always getting a hard time.
That's right.
Why?
When I open the door of my house, an unknown man is standing there with blood running down his eyes.
I think I'm going to be killed.
So, I came up with a new idea.
I see.
If that unknown man is the one you like...
I see.
I thought it would be a different reaction.
I see.
So, here is the theory I came up with.
When you open the door of your house, there is a man standing there with blood running down his eyes.
You will be happier than you were in the morning.
Yes.
Well...
"Oshi" is the name of idol group members you like the most.
By the way, Matsubo-san, who is "oshi" now?
Who is "oshi" now?
"When you open it, "oshi" will be there." Prank.
Happiness is better than fear.
Previously...
This was funny, too.
Wow!
"You have someone you love a lot." Prank.
This is "do" and "s".
Unexpected "someone" is there.
This is scary!
"Unreality" series.
If that 'someone' is your loved one,
"will "happiness" be better than "you were in the morning"?
First person to target is...
"Trendy angel" Takashi who you like as an idol member.
And that "push" is...
Puchipasupo, Yamamoto Yuna.
Takashi's dressing room, which was called out in a fake show because of that.
In that dressing room...
Puchipasupo's Yamamoto Yuna is standing by in advance.
Will she be happier than in the morning?
Cigarettes, Pokemon, and Takashi in a relaxed mood...
It's been 30 minutes since they entered the dressing room.
It's hard to wait.
Finally, they enter the dressing room.
Hey! Are you okay?!
Huh?! Why?!
He's quick to recover.
Hey! Are you okay?!
Huh?! Why?!
Yuna-chan!
You're a tough guy, aren't you?!
He was scared, but...
Why?! I'm scared!
He quickly realized his true identity and approached her with a smile.
Yuna-chan!
You're creepy!
And so, the story continues...
You're creepy!
How was it?
How was it?!
Um...
I feel like I made you wait too long.
You've been playing Pokemon all this time, haven't you?!
I was wondering when you were going to change.
The change from surprise to joy happened quite quickly, but...
Which one was better?!
You have a nice smile!
I was surprised and looked at her and thought, "Oh, she's cute."
Joy is stronger.
Oh, I see!
Next up, we're going to look at Koubu Saseki's favorite pattern.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
His target is Murakami Shizuru.
Murakami is actually a big fan of idols.
His favorite is...
Pinky from Denpa Gumi Inc., also known as Ayane Fujisaki.
And so, at a fake location,
with the help of his junior entertainer...
Wait a minute!
Yes?
Murakami is alone in a car with no one behind it.
And so...
Wow!
It's amazing that you're waiting for nothing.
You're laughing a lot.
You're pretty funny.
You're laughing a lot.
Murakami doesn't seem to notice at all.
And then...
What?
Oh, he's doing it!
Wow, it's scary.
It's amazing!
It's so cute!
I love it!
I'm scared of his eyes! I'm scared of his eyes! I'm scared of his eyes!
And he keeps singing for two minutes.
I love it!
Finally, the moment of their surprise appearance...
He's showing his face a little.
Hey, notice it!
The more he shakes, the more scared he is.
What is it?
That's right.
What is it?
What?
Taste it.
Why are you breathing?
It's scary.
It's crazy.
It's insanely cute.
And so, the big story...
Say something!
Wait a minute.
It hasn't been processed yet.
That's right.
He's trying to get out of the car.
It's Ms. Ayane!
Wow, is it that bad?
It's no good! It's insanely cute!
What is it?
It was a phenomenon of which of them would win, but...
But this distance...
It's my first time meeting her, so...
I'm just happy.
I'm not scared of her at all.
And so...
The two of them quickly grasped the situation...
And their happiness increased, but...
Why?!
Then...
What about ordinary people who aren't used to surprises?
From here...
The level of the prank also increased...
At home, in a pattern where there are bugs, verified.
The first person to be identified is an underground idol in Akiba, Kamen Joshi.
And with the cooperation of those fans, the target this time is...
This Ryukun, 20 years old.
Only you can make me happy.
That fan is Kamen Joshi, Sakamoto Mana.
This is something I can't decide on my own, but...
From Sakamoto Mana, until he quits...
I think I'll go with this.
He seems to like me.
Seriously?!
While he was talking about his feelings for his fan without knowing anything...
With the full cooperation of his family, he installed a hidden camera at home.
By the way, Ryukun's room is...
Like this.
That's amazing!
And the fans are standing by in this room filled with their own goods.
If there is a fan in his own room, what kind of reaction will he have?
I wonder what will happen!
[The fan is installed in his own room.]
It's going to be hard to know what's going on.
It's hard to tell what's real and what's not.
It's only for a moment.
A moment...
Scary!
What's going on?
He's panicking!
What's he doing?
Too surprised, he ran away.
And...
He checked other rooms, too.
Why are you here?
What?
This is my house, right?
I'm right.
What?
This is your house, right?
Yes.
What?
This is my room, right?
He's telling jokes here and there.
Oh!
Excuse me.
I'm surprised, too.
Oh!
What's your favorite idol song in your room?
I can't think of it.
It's something that doesn't happen in reality.
Maybe I'm delusional.
I'm not delusional.
In my head...
It's funny.
I thought I saw something.
But...
Rather than being surprised or scared,
if you like someone, you might be happy.
That's what I thought.
I was happy, but...
I was scared more than that.
I thought I was seen in this room.
I can't stand it anymore.
So, the last prank for ordinary people is...
A fan of singer Yuuki Matsuzaka.
This is Mr. Umeda, 68 years old.
It's a woman's pattern.
As an example, a man sneaked into his house while he was out.
He is standing by in Mr. Umeda's room on the second floor.
There should be no one in the house where he lives alone, but there is someone he loves.
What kind of reaction will he have?
Mr. Umeda went home in a good mood with a mix of flowers and songs.
First of all, he went to the first floor living room.
I'm glad you came home safely.
And 30 minutes later...
Finally, he went to the second floor where a man is hiding.
Who is it?
You scared me! What's up with you?
She's fast!
What's up with you?
You scared me!
What's up with you?
You scared me!
You scared me! What's up with you?
She's fast!
What's up with you?
She's amazing!
Ms. Umeda was getting closer and closer even though she said she was surprised.
And...
It's scarier when you're behind the scenes!
Are you kidding me?
Really?
Is it a dream?
She was pushed to the right by the sound engineer.
You scared me!
Oh, no!
And now...
A spoiler!
I didn't expect it.
You scared me!
You have a strong heart.
Oh, no!
You scared me!
Oh, no!
What should I do?
I'm happy, but I'm embarrassed.
It's a TV show called "Downtown" on Wednesdays.
Is it such a good show?
You scared me!
How do you feel now?
Now...
I'm shaking.
I'm shaking now.
So...
A prank with a man is always better than a prank with a woman.
I see.
I was worried about you at the end of the show.
You were fine.
You didn't step back at all.
You walked forward.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
"Everyone's theory corner".
Today's presenter is...
Chidoria.
You are fast.
Chidoria.
You are fast, Matsumoto-san.
You know it's Chidoria and say "kyaa".
Your "kyaa" is important.
It's important for girls to be told "kyaa".
There are many theories about singing in this show.
Today's theory is...
"Speaking, singing poorly theory".
That's not good!
Not good!
You like singing but you like speaking too, don't you?
Mr. Rodolfe, you're making fun of me, aren't you?
No, no, no.
You don't like speaking that much.
That's right, that's right.
It's my personality.
What?
Speaking is my personality.
That's right, that's right.
You're doing it yourself.
First of all, what are you trying to laugh at?
No, I'm not!
What are you trying to laugh at?
If you think about it in a simple way, you can get air out of your mouth.
I imagine you're a little bad at it.
What do you think about it from the singer's point of view?
Do you need teeth when you sing?
No, I do need them.
When I say "haa", I feel like "haa" comes out of my mouth.
If you do it for 10 or 20 years, you won't be able to speak in Japan anymore.
What do you mean?
Well, of course you'll get more and more teeth.
I think this is your last chance to speak.
If you don't do it now...
Speaking and bad singing theory verification.
So this time, we called out to a speaker in the city.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, we're from TBS TV.
Are you really from TBS?
Yes.
Do you have a license?
No, I know you properly.
The people who said "You can sing."
We'll have a speaking karaoke singing battle.
The first speaker is...
Fumio Shima.
I'm 67 years old.
I only have two teeth left.
Nice to meet you.
Great, great.
Entry number one.
Zero up, two down.
Fumio Shima.
Look, it's night.
Most of them fight and then show off.
Fight?
Since I was young, I was a bit of a talker.
A bit of a junkie.
I see.
It's a small thing like a shoulder bump or something like that.
Since I was young, I had that kind of attitude.
It's hard to hear you talking.
That's right.
If you don't have a telop.
The problem is the song.
Yes.
There are many difficulties in speaking.
The test is the song.
Fumio Shima seems to have a master's degree in singing.
No, I'm not.
Could it be...
How is the song?
How is it?
Is it a good song?
Yes.
You don't have to put two teeth in it.
Fumio Shima usually does his own work in the warehouse.
After work, he goes out for a snack and drinks with his mother.
It seems to be his only pleasure.
How is it?
Fumio Shima sings like that.
It's a good song, isn't it?
It's sunny.
It's a good song.
It's cold.
Is there a difference?
Isn't it good?
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
Don't do it!
It's a little flat.
The bottom of the nose is a little flat.
Does it look like a bird like this?
It's a little flat.
How is it, Fumio Shima?
It's not good.
It's not good at all.
Where did you bite it?
What is it?
It looks good on you, Fumio Shima.
♪ Life is strange.
He is good.
♪ Life is strange.
He is great.
He is good.
Surprisingly, he was good.
Surprisingly?
What is his score?
He is great.
I thought he would be better.
I don't know.
This time, he adopted "speech special mix rule".
What is "mix rule"?
If you don't have teeth, you think it's disadvantageous.
So, he deducted the remaining number of teeth from the score and added "speech handicap".
As a result, Shima got 80 points for karaoke and 2 points for teeth.
He got 78 points.
By the way, human teeth usually have 32 teeth.
In other words, a person with all teeth has 68 points even if he gets 100 points.
I see.
It's easy to understand.
No, it's not easy to understand.
So far, we have provided this program with the sponsor you are watching.
I thought you would finally add teeth.
For some reason, you only added one gold tooth.
Shiro, add 20 teeth.
"Speech Singing Battle", Entry No. 2 is "no upper teeth and four lower teeth".
He is Tatsuo Ueno, 66 years old and currently works at a restaurant.
Tatsuo Ueno, 66 years old and currently works at a restaurant.
Tatsuo Ueno's karaoke score is 90 points.
So, he got 86 points out of 4 out of 4.
Next, entry no. 3 is...
Tatsuo Ueno's songs are "Kami Nihon, Shimo Shihon", "Snack manager Nobuo Hatanaka", "76 years old".
You're really good.
Don't call me.
It doesn't matter at all.
You're amazing.
You can really sing.
- Wow, amazing! - You are so good at it.
- Thank you.
- You don't have to thank me. - You are good at it.
- You don't have to thank me. - I am happy about it.
- Oh, I see. - I feel like I have gained confidence after I recorded this show.
- That's good. - So, Mr. Katanaka's score is...
91 points minus 6 points is...
85 points.
In Karaoke, Mr. Ueno got the highest score so far.
Unfortunately, Mr. Ueno got the second highest score.
- You are so good at it. - Next, Entry No. 4 is...
Mr. Masao Shimizu, who works as a security guard at construction site...
The city lights are so beautiful, Yokohama
- The city lights and Yokohama - Cut it out!
- This has nothing to do with it. - However, the Karaoke score didn't increase.
In total, Mr. Shimizu got 70 points.
- His rank is the lowest so far. - You can hear it now, right?
- Next, Entry No. 5 is... - Huh?
- 6 points above and 0 points below. - 6 points above and 0 points below.
- Mr. Akiba Takeshi, who works at construction site... - 6 points above and 0 points below.
You scared me!
- He has a great habit of singing. - He has a great habit of singing.
He is the only one who participated in Karaoke and got 80 points in total.
- He got 80 points in total. - Finally, Mr. Hanashi...
- I'm Kaneko Mamoru and I'm 49 years old. - You are young.
- I don't have any teeth. - What?
- I don't have any teeth. - He is Kaneko Mamoru and he is 49 years old.
- I don't have any teeth. - Why?
Well...
It was a quarrel.
That's all?
We had a quarrel, but...
It's a secret between us, so...
There's nothing I can't hide.
The last thing he lost when he was 27 years old...
It was soba noodles.
Mr. Kaneko Zennashi sings...
"SINGLE BED".
I can't even sing a trendy song.
I'm such a loser.
Once I'm away from you...
I can understand better songs.
I'm a good man.
I can understand better songs.
Even so, at my age...
I'm growing up.
My heart is getting harder and harder.
Even if I buy a car...
In the end, there's no change.
SINGLE BED
If you're not good at singing, you'll go to jail.
That's right.
It's not stupid.
We laughed together for the first time in a long time.
What is his score?
I'm not nervous anymore.
Kaneko-san is in 4th place.
The final result is as you can see.
So, teeth and singing skills didn't matter much.
Everyone was good.
I was surprised.
I learned that there are various types of people.
Some people are like UFO catchers.
There were people like that.
Some people are like "asari".
Some people are like "katagawa dake kaibashira".
Zero is zero, but on the contrary, it's beautiful.
That's right.
What are you talking about?
Zero is beautiful.
We laughed together for a long time.
Shut up!
What are you talking about?
If you say like that, everyone will laugh together.
We are serious.
It's not good.
I'm looking at you with teeth clenched.
It's not good.
Next week...
Which is hotter, hot or cold?
A thorough investigation!
I can't stand it. It's hot!
If you can't stand it, there is a pitfall!
Moreover...
Sumo!
If the number of people is the same, the number of people is advantageous!
I can't stop smiling!
Nyancoster's joke!
The more you can jump rope, the more interesting the theory is verified!