AISubs v3.5
Thank you all for coming today.
Thank you.
Let's get started.
The first presenter is this person.
Please come in.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I heard a rumor that you are running away with ping-pong dashes.
You rent a house and play ping-pong and a hunter comes out of it.
Yes.
It was good for children.
But the rules were too difficult for them to clear.
I got a lot of messages like that.
It's almost a complaint.
So I renewed it a little and brought that theory.
This is the theory I brought this time.
You are running away while being fashionable.
Yes.
I rented a program called "Running Away".
I said "ping-pong dashes" and said "running away".
You always say that.
You know "fashion check" in the afternoon, right?
Yes, I do.
I mixed "running away" and "ping-pong dashes".
In the setting ball, you start with a short T-shirt.
You start like that.
In the middle of it, you coordinate your fashion.
In a shopping mall.
There are many shops.
You run away like that.
As soon as you are caught, "fashion check" starts.
You are running away while being fashionable.
In addition, I will challenge myself.
I will look for "one-man show" all over Japan.
Kenji Hamura, even in "Downtown" on Wednesday,
If it's an emcee job, it's just a theory.
From 10 pm.
I'm sleepy.
"Downtown" on Wednesday.
Fashionable while fleeing team.
This stage is "Mark's port future".
Shopping area on the second and third floors.
Fleeing team will coordinate while hiding from the hunters.
As soon as you are caught, you will get a "fashion check" from Rikako.
Those who get the highest score out of 100,000 points will receive 100,000 yen in prize money.
And Rikako's "fashion check" will be a challenge.
"Fashionable" has a discount of six people.
Of course, Rikako will not tell you what this "fashion check" is for.
She will tell you that it's just a "fashion check" project.
This time's theme is...
"Autumn's port future date".
So, Rikako will wait for the best.
Let's get started.
The hunters will be released soon.
What?
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm wearing gloves.
I'm not wearing gloves.
We don't have much time.
Let's look around and see what kind of shops there are.
I know what kind of trends there are in shops.
Let's look at the shops first.
One shop at a time.
I think she likes this kind of thing.
The biggest one.
Wait a minute. I want to see it slowly.
I can't make it consistent with "escape" and "fashionable".
It looks quite difficult.
It's autumn-like, isn't it?
Here it is.
A similar hunter has been released.
You call it "release", don't you?
A similar hunter has been released.
They are running while "fashionable".
It's about to start.
Then, immediately...
It's coming!
It's fashionable!
It's impossible!
It's weird!
It's impossible!
They split up and managed to shake off the hunter.
Wait a minute. I have to do it quickly.
It's this one.
She doesn't look worried at all and gets items one by one.
As a strategy, you gather items one by one, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I gather them and put them together at the end.
And...
It doesn't look like anyone can find it here.
I'll gather it here.
She saves the items she has chosen for now.
Anagura Strategy.
On the other hand, she doesn't get any items.
First of all, Saito does her best.
Fashion is important.
Oh, no!
Run! Run!
You can't run in a straight line.
No, no, you can't run in a straight line like that.
Run! Run!
She manages to escape.
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Wait a minute!
And now, Iwao quickly decides on an outerwear.
What is it?
She carefully coordinates according to it.
It's pretty tight.
And R.G. also gets a colorful bottom at the same shop as Iwao.
It seems like a strategy to match a casual bottom with a jacket.
However, R.G. is surprised by the hunter's appearance.
Oh, no!
Run! Run!
Isn't it good?
It's okay.
It's the first time for me.
Isn't it good?
Safe.
It's funny.
For me, shoes are...
Shoes are really helpful.
Because you can't escape.
If you get shoes first, you can't run.
Shoes are last.
I got shoes.
I got shoes. I got shoes. I got shoes.
Idiot gets shoes that make it hard for her to run.
I got shoes.
This is super cute. This is super cute.
I'm sorry.
On the other hand, Komiya also chooses shoes for the trap strategy.
I'm sorry.
Which one is good?
This is no good.
This is no good, but...
In front of the clerk, a terrible intention pops up, but...
I'll take this.
What?
As if to follow his statement, he gets it at once.
And...
Wow, it's no good.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
He gets the shoes of his life.
Rei heads to the hole.
That's a good strategy.
While Komiya is storing items, other fugitives are coordinating.
Ten minutes have passed.
Two hunters have been released.
And...
Run away!
Next! Next! Next!
Shoes! Shoes!
They're running away!
This is no good.
I'm sorry, but...
Sandals!
He's screaming a lot.
So, with the same clothes, they went to the Rikako room.
What should we do? I can't think of any excuses.
It seems that Nana Suzuki's coordination is in order.
I don't know anything about you.
Then, curtain, open!
What is this?
What is it?
It's like you're making fun of me.
What is this?
It's going to be torn up.
What is it?
It's a date between you and me.
So, I'm going on a walking date with you.
It's a walking date.
So, I put it on my knee like this.
It's strange.
I put on tights so that I can walk easily.
You don't need a knee pad, do you?
It often falls off, so I always wear it.
Nana Suzuki managed to deceive everyone with her intense setting.
How many out of ten points will she get?
Please.
Three points!
Ms. Suzuki, you got three points.
Isn't it too low?
I don't know why.
I got it.
Yes.
Nana Suzuki.
She didn't leave a protector and got three points.
It's over now.
At that time, Komiya Anagura...
I'll take this.
What is it for?
She got accessories and finished collecting items.
She finally decided to change her clothes.
What?
Is it okay?
What?
What is it?
It was stolen.
What?
What happened?
It was stolen and now it's gone.
Who did it?
The culprit is this man.
After hiding from the hunter and escaping...
Huh?
Is this from Komiya's glasses?
By chance, he finds Komiya's undergarments.
But what is this sense?
The unnecessary items are hidden in the bathroom.
He took away his favorite glasses and knitwear.
No, I didn't take it.
I put it together.
In a hidden place.
Someone took it.
In addition to the hunter's pursuit...
Saito, who had to hide from Komiya...
And here, in the area...
The hunter adds two more.
A total of six hunters aim at the fugitive.
This is bad.
It's hard. This is bad.
It's not intentional.
Komiya's plan to catch him was not intentional.
He was quite late for the other members...
But he finally starts changing clothes.
Ah, undergarments...
I'm a little panicked.
Undergarments...
This one? I'll go with this one.
Undergarments...
A hunter approaches Komiya.
Oh, no! Undergarments!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Wait! Wait! No way! No way!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
No way! No way!
I'll go with this one.
You'll go with this one?
This is dangerous!
This is bad!
You can't open it! You can't open it!
It seems like Komiya's undergarments are ready.
Curtain, open!
You're kidding me, right?!
This is...
You're making me angry.
No, I was just...
What did you say?
Does this look like undergarments?
No!
I was selling undergarments like hot undergarments.
Let's go to the next one.
That's right.
No curtains?
She completely made Aritako angry.
Komiya messed up and did it.
The staff makes a painful excuse.
But it seems like they've begun to sense that something is wrong.
Meanwhile,
Iwao, who had been getting items from the beginning,
is about to complete his undergarments.
Undergarments...
It's starting to come out.
I'm hungry.
It's over there.
They only have shoes left,
but they won't be able to get items as easily as they'd like.
Run! Run!
You're too fast!
You don't even have to worry about hats.
My shoes!
I have no choice but to take my shoes with me.
Even though he manages to get his shoes,
he doesn't wear them.
He goes straight for a fashion check.
Iwao's score is...
6 points!
Iwao's score is 6 points!
Is that so?
Good job!
Thank you very much!
It was a mysterious coordination with only one pair of shoes in hand,
but with 6 points out of 10, Iwao is temporarily in first place.
There are only three people left.
Will they be able to complete the coordination?
Hurry up!
My shoes!
I'll try them on.
Heave-ho!
It looks good.
However, with only two pairs of shoes in hand,
runners' movement has been limited.
Let's take a bath.
It's slippery.
I'll cover you.
Cover me!
Hurry up!
Good job!
It's stylish! It's stylish!
My tongue is spats.
At first glance, it's stylish, but the lower body is only spats.
What is Saito's score?
5 points!
Saito-san, 5 points!
No way!
The result is 5 points and a step forward.
And here, the hunter is even more...
It's too much!
A total of 10 hunters are aiming for the remaining 2 hunters.
It's too much!
They've been running away for 40 minutes.
This is a human way of noticing.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
On the other hand, Michopa is looking for the last item, shoes, but...
This is it.
I'm scared.
I should buy a lot.
It's too much.
It's too much!
How many hunters are there?
It wasn't obvious.
This is no good.
It's unfair! It's unfair!
What's this?
How many hunters are there? I'm scared!
What is Michopa's score?
7 points!
Thank you!
Michopa-san, 7 points!
Thank you!
Unfortunately, he couldn't get the shoes, but he got the highest score so far and is still in first place.
And only this man is left.
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
Even though she couldn't arrange her accessories, she was the only one to complete her full body coordination.
Will she be the winner beyond Michopa's seven points?
Three points!
She looks fashionable, but she's not actually fashionable.
Wow, it's tough.
It's tough, isn't it?
So, is R.G. really lame?
She was lame, wasn't she?
Well, well, well, if she can clear it, she can do it.
By the way, those who participated in this "running away" collaboration will not be invited to their families anymore.
There is such a sign.
Those who will receive this job in the future should be careful.
Is it okay for those who are watching?
Those who are watching are also lame.
Lame!
They are all the same.
From booking to "running away"
Yes, you have to run away.
Now, let's go.
The next presenter is this person. Please come in!
TUSU!
You haven't said it yet.
It's decided, right? It's decided.
Well, of course it is.
What do you call yourself?
For example, "me", "me", "me", right?
When I was in middle school, I was stuck in "we" period and now I'm calm.
"We" is...
"We" women are not good at it.
"We" is...
"We" men are...
"We" men are not good at it.
It's a bit harsh.
But it's a dialect, right?
What about you, boss?
In Okayama, men call "me" "me".
What about Osaka, Mr. Tamotan?
"Me", right?
No, no, no.
"Me", right?
I have a theory I brought with me.
First of all, look at this.
They call themselves "me".
They have this image, don't they?
So, I have a theory I brought with me.
The first impression "oira" is a theory that only Takeshi-san on the cover of a magazine uses.
That's right.
It was a cover of a magazine, so it's "oira", but have you ever seen Takeshi-san calling himself "oira" in real life?
Back in "All Night Nippon" or something like that, I might have said it again, but not anymore.
You haven't said it now, but you might have imagined it.
But I haven't said "oira" in real life.
You haven't said "oira" in real life?
You haven't seen "oira" in real life?
On the cover of "oira", it says "oira" and "datteno".
If you think about it, you might have never seen "oira" in real life.
Even in the city, is there anyone who calls themselves "oira" in real life?
People around you?
People who naturally say "oira" and start talking?
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This year, we'll have something you can't understand.
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First person pronoun "oira".
Verifying a theory that only Takeshi-san on paper uses.
This is Takeshi-san's "oira" that you often see in TV shows.
It's true that I've never seen anyone else use it.
By the way, there are more than 100 types of first person pronouns in Japanese.
It's said to be the most numerous in the world.
Even though it's numerous, I feel like most of them aren't used in real life.
So this time, we'll investigate "oira" and its first person pronoun.
First of all, where is "oira" in the play?
Ms. Kaneko, who was watching...
When we asked the students...
As expected, it's Asakusa, isn't it?
It's said to be downtown right now, isn't it?
But we really don't know if it's there or not.
So, first of all, let's start looking for "oira" in downtown.
What do you call yourself?
Me?
Have you ever heard of anyone calling themselves "oira"?
People in the past, right?
Young people don't say it.
Are there people calling themselves "oira"?
Not now, right?
Oh, there used to be people calling themselves "oira" back in the day.
Yes, there were many people calling themselves "oira".
There aren't any now?
No.
What do you call yourself?
Oh, me?
I was looking for someone who called themselves "oira".
"Oira"? I've never heard of it.
Since we couldn't get any powerful information in the city...
Next...
To organizations and organizations that smell like "oira"...
Organization?
...we asked around.
Stop it!
We got information that there are "oira" users in Japan's Edosigusa Church.
So we decided to call them out right away.
This man who appeared to be cold...
...is an "oira" user who grew up in Asakusa.
"Oira" user.
Today...
I was asked to come here because of the Edosigusa Church meeting.
Actually, "oira" user's birthday is...
Oh, I drank it.
What is it?
"Oira" is right in front of you.
You drank it!
"Oira" is right in front of you, but you drank it.
"Oira" was the first "oira" user.
After that...
How old are you now?
I'm 72 years old.
"Oira".
"Oira" is the third generation.
"Oira" is all "oira".
One "oira" is orange.
"I" appeared only once...
...but there were active "oira" users.
I'll tell you about this project and ask about "oira".
When did you start using "oira"?
I started using it when I was born.
Everyone in Asakusa knows "oira" users.
Is it common in Asakusa?
But now, there may be fewer and fewer users.
It's the same with e-mails.
Oh, I see.
When I receive messages on LINE, it says "oira".
"Oira" users are "oira" on LINE, too.
From now on, we will investigate other dialectic first persons, too.
First of all, this is orthodox.
I had a different dream.
I wanted to be a teacher in an elementary school.
Starting with Okayama's Chidori Daigo...
I will be your teacher.
It's not only me.
It's me, too.
Takehara and Kawato and other people from Kansai and China used it quite commonly.
It's me, too.
And the next first person is...
It's me.
Speaking of me...
I don't like this kind of village.
It's me.
It's me, Yoshi Ikuzo, who is well-known for "ora, tokyo, sai, guda".
So, this time, we will investigate...
Aomori Prefecture.
It's not only me.
Shut up!
I'm listening to what Aomori people are saying.
Shut up! I'm listening to what Aomori people are saying.
I don't know what he is saying at all.
This man with strong Tsugaruben and Alpha.
Do you usually use Aura?
I don't use it.
I don't use Aura.
I don't use it.
For some reason, the man with Alpha doesn't answer us clearly.
Have you ever asked someone who uses Aura?
Yes, I have.
You have?
Your father doesn't use it?
No, no, no.
You've never used it?
No, no, no.
You've never used it?
No, no, no.
Where did you hear about Aura?
Where?
I forgot.
You forgot?
He's laughing at him, but he doesn't know how to use Aura.
How old are you?
I'm getting older.
Don't ask me.
Do you like Aomori?
Is the food good?
Is the air good?
Is the water good?
Aura is a driver of a pretty northern land.
Tuna, rockfish.
Have you ever eaten it?
I eat it all the time.
Who is it?
It's me.
It's me!
It was me.
Why is it me?
The investigation continues.
Whose bicycle is it?
It's me.
Who made it?
It's me.
Whose hat is it?
It's me.
Whose?
It's me.
Everyone's different.
An oversized man.
In Holland, however...
You're mean!
You don't have to say it like that.
However...
Are you from Tokyo?
Yes.
Where are you from?
Are you from this area?
I'm from Daz.
Well, I'm from Aomori.
She finally discovered how to use "ora".
88-year-old Iida Koyo.
"Ora", "ora", "dou" and "daba"...
I don't know how to say it.
I thought you didn't know much about it.
"Ora", "daz", "daba", "tsukaru"...
"Ora", "daz", "daba", "daba", "tsukaru"...
"Ora", "daz", "daba", "tsukaru"...
She learned about "ora", which she couldn't learn by herself.
Try harder!
"Ora" style.
Next is Osaka's dialect.
This is her first impression.
Hello?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Can I ask you for your name?
Sure.
What's my name?
"Ora", "daze".
"Daze", cleared.
Surprisingly, most of dialects exist in real life.
The last one seems to be the most difficult.
"Oidon" investigation.
"Oidon"!
This is Kagoshima's dialect, which is well-known in Saigo and Takamori.
After this, she discovered how to use "oidon" in an unexpected way!
Looking for a rare first-person pronoun, the last one is "oidon".
Then, from Mr. Inaba of Sougun of Kagoshima Prefecture, who was asked about it in another episode of next week's broadcast...
- When you get older, you say "oidon" more. - You say "oidon" more.
- You say "oidon" more? - Yes, I say it more.
- Most of the elderly people around me say "oidon".
So, two days later...
With Mr. Inaba's cooperation, she gathered the elderly men in her neighborhood...
and watched "oidon" with a hidden camera.
Will "oidon" really appear?
- I made "oidon" last year. - You made "oidon" last year?
- I made it last year. - You made it last year?
- I made it with new ingredients. - You made it with new ingredients?
From the words that appear, it seems like they are talking about agriculture...
Before "oidon", we don't know what most of them are saying.
However...
There it is! The "oidon" user!
And then...
"Oidon" is...
"Oidon" is "oydon"
When we roll "oydon" rice, it becomes...
"Oidon" festival!
When one person says it...
The camera enters here and asks the question...
How do you use "Oidon" festival?
In summer,
I go back to school and buy "Oidon" rice.
On the river there...
I go back to school and buy "Oidon" rice.
I see.
In any case, Japanese was more diverse than we thought.
I see.
How was it, everyone?
On the contrary, it's amazing that we don't know everything except "Oidon".
That's right.
We didn't even try to understand it.
We usually say it in a funny way.
I hope you put in a voice over.
No, we don't put in a voice over.
It's because of the bad staff of this show.
It's a gathering of really bad people.
Is that so?
"Oidon" people.
"Oidon" users!
What do you say in "kasuga"?
I say "watashi".
You say "watashi", don't you?
And "kasuga".
"Kasuga"...
In "jimdorumiyojyu", there are only "kasuga" and "yazawa".
There are others, too.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories that exist in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
Tonight's presenter is...
Inshall!
Hello!
Everyone, do you remember?
A little while ago, we were pranked by a show where Hamada-san was the MC of.
We were asked if we could be the MC of a fake show.
We said yes.
That's right.
You shouldn't do that!
We were asked if we could be the MC of a fake show.
We said yes.
You shouldn't do that!
Last time, we asked if we could be the MC of a fake show.
This time, we asked if we could be the MC of a fake show.
Thank you very much!
Kenji Tamura says that even if it's a fake show, he can still be the MC!
I see. What do you think about it?
As you know, TV is a two-way street.
It's a secret rule that you can't be on the same show at the same time.
Kenji Tamura, who said that it's almost pure and regular,
is wondering what he would do if he was asked to be the MC of a fake show.
In order to make it more realistic,
Kenji Tamura, who said that it's almost pure and regular,
is wondering what he would do if he was asked to be the MC of a fake show.
Kenji Tamura, who said that it's almost pure and regular,
is wondering what he would do if he was asked to be the MC of a fake show.
That's not going to happen!
What do you think about it?
You have a greedy image of money.
It's a little scary.
That's right.
It's a little scary.
You earn money in many places.
What is it?
First of all, your wish and feelings.
What?
Tamura is here?
It doesn't matter.
Tamura Kenji, even in the underground show "Downtown" on Wednesday,
verified the theory that if it is an emcee job, he will be accepted.
What is it?
So...
Good morning.
First of all, he will explain the content of the program to Tamura Kenji.
He will set up the first meeting.
The program role has not been decided yet.
For the time being, I would like you to confirm the plan for today.
Is this it?
Local...
Yes, there is a local.
Local emcee.
Yes.
The emcee of "Downtown Local".
And...
The broadcast frame has not been decided yet.
He recognized that.
I see. I will explain it later.
He will explain the content of the program in detail.
This is similar.
I'm not allowed to be a host, but I want to go on location like that.
I've decided to go up to Kansai, so I'm going up to Kansai like this.
Do you already feel like you're in Kansai?
Yes, I've decided not to leave Kansai.
Along with his love for Kansai, he is also very positive about the content of the program.
I love Kansai very much.
I will contact you again if you have decided to leave Kansai.
It's either golden or prime.
I'm adjusting it now.
You look very happy.
So the first meeting ended.
And a week later...
Things are getting complicated.
In the second meeting, they will tell us about the important content of the program.
The content of the program has been decided.
I see.
Every Wednesday at 10 p.m. to 1 p.m. prime.
Wednesday...
At 10 p.m. to 1 p.m. prime.
He noticed something.
It's Wednesday at 10 p.m. prime.
There is a program called "Downtown" on Wednesdays.
It's not a regular program.
It's a semi-regular program.
I go there when I record the program.
I know that.
Wow...
Thank you for telling me about it.
Wow...
I see.
You don't have to worry about it.
Is it difficult for you to make a decision about it?
Well...
I'm very grateful for this program.
I didn't appear in many programs before.
When I decided to appear in "Downtown", I was very grateful for this program.
I see.
It's not my policy to appear in programs behind the scenes.
I want to thank those who helped me.
He was about to laugh when he saw him struggling.
Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san also asked me if they could go somewhere else, and if I told them the truth, I'm sure they'd say, "No, no, you can go somewhere else."
That's right.
On this day, they concluded their meeting in Hollywood style, but...
I see.
Which will Tam choose, "downtown" on Wednesday and "local" MC program?
Now, which one will he choose?
Where does it end?
I haven't told him the story yet.
What?!
I haven't told him the story yet.
What?!
I've kept it as it is.
I've recorded it today.
Wow!
So, he was watching this in the dressing room?
I think so.
That's right.
The truth is...
Here it is!
"downtown" on Wednesday and "local" MC program!
downtown
I was called!
Oh my god!
This is amazing!
downtown
I can do it!
Which one is the camera?
Is this it?
downtown
I can't believe it!
And...
Even now,
the situation is still under control with hidden cameras.
So...
Let's ask which one is the camera!
downtown
Are you serious?
Are you kidding me?
downtown
What should we do?
downtown
What should we do?
downtown
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
I haven't asked you anything.
It's really hard for me to live with these worries for such a long time.
downtown
Tabura-kun!
Oh my god!
downtown
Oh my god!
downtown
Oh my god!
downtown
What is this?
downtown
This is crazy!
downtown
What is this?
downtown
This is crazy!
downtown
What's wrong?
The content of this program is also like "kansai no wakate motsu kote" and it's really tickling!
I see!
But the broadcast is good when you listen to it.
I feel like I am injured.
You will be more injured after this show.
This show is scary.
Do you think you can trick me like this?
Do you think you can fool me like this?
No, I don't think so.
I am talking about dark business.
I watched a lot of Yoshimoto's matches.
That was the scariest time for me.
More than anything else.
But the content of Kansai Local was really attractive.
So you don't like it anymore?
No, I don't like it anymore.
You don't like it, do you?
Did you notice it?
Of course not.
You didn't notice it, did you?
He found out.
But...
I am sorry.
I didn't say I would broadcast this show for a long time.
But I already have a schedule.
It won't be a social problem.
You already have a schedule, don't you?
No, no.
I already have a schedule on Saturday.
No, no.
I don't know about that.
But I don't think it is a problem.
I won't talk about it anymore.
I will talk about it with my lawyer.
No, no, no.
What would you do if you actually had that schedule?
If you continue to have that schedule...
You won't have that schedule anymore?
No, you know what?
I will do it.
You won't do it, will you?
It doesn't matter what the schedule is.
I will do it.
Next week...
If it ends at 100, isn't it amazing?
If you have a lot of names, can you exist from 1 to 100?
Kid is smart.
If you have double or one half, can you compete?
Can you win the game?
And...
You are practicing so hard.
If you are serious about it, can you make a joke and make it into a video?