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Wow! Amazing!
Hello!
Oh, I see! This is how it is!
Why do you look so displeased?
I'm the first one!
This is how it is!
Everyone, please look forward to "Minna no Setsu" special!
Thank you for having me!
I've had enough of this show, so I'd like you to give me all you've got!
I'm sorry, but "Alcohol and Peace" this time!
Yes, please!
I've been here before!
I've been here once, twice, and now I'm here!
Before this show began, I was asked by Kenji Tamura, "Can you do whatever you want today?"
I thought, "Isn't that what a downtowner would say?"
What kind of attitude is that?!
You're good!
Don't do whatever you want!
Do whatever you want!
Tonight's "Minna no Setsu" special!
From "interesting theories"...
...to "unimportant theories"!
A mass-produced collection of detailed theories!
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First of all, the theory chosen by Koyabu.
Do you remember the theory that if you eat a bean and salmon roe in 10 seconds, you can eat them forever?
Yes, we did it.
Yes, Ohtony from Matenro checks it out every time.
Beans are filled up with satisfaction and satiety for about 2 hours.
You give up with 888 beans.
Salmon roe is fishy and unpleasant for about 5 hours.
You give up with 1860 beans.
The theory hasn't been proven yet.
This time, we chose something that we can do.
It is this!
The theory that if you eat a bean and salmon roe in 10 seconds, you can eat them forever!
We can do it!
Is that so?
Mr. Hamada said "is that so?"
We can't say "is it true?" or "is it true?"
But this time, we chose a small bean without seeds.
They're all we have!
It's the first time I've eaten it in my life.
Didn't I tell you? Do it however you like!
If you eat a bean in 10 seconds, you can eat it forever!
Until now, this special room has been like this.
Every 10 seconds, a special machine with beans comes out one by one.
Otonin, who is in charge of filming for a long time, will challenge it.
I think I can do it.
It's almost water, so I think I can do it this time.
You are young.
Certainly, it's not dry and it doesn't smell fishy.
I think it's the easiest to eat so far.
Let's aim for 24 hours for now.
I would like to go for 24 hours.
All right, go for it.
Indeed...
Go for it.
It's coming.
Let me eat it.
It's delicious.
It looks delicious.
I like sweet things.
I think I can do it.
I think you can do it.
You always say that.
I think I can do it.
It's not dry.
I can't wait for 10 seconds.
It's not dry at all.
It's easy to eat.
Even though it's his favorite food, it's slippery.
Will he be honest for the third time?
Be careful.
It's the sixth time.
You have 10 minutes.
It's easy.
It's delicious.
It's the 120th time. 20 minutes have passed.
It's not a battle of eating or not eating. It's a battle with water.
You don't need water. It's perfect.
It's a different battle.
It's been 30 minutes.
It's the same as when you haven't eaten anything.
This may be the best ingredient for eating forever.
An hour has passed.
It's delicious.
An hour has passed, but it's not easy at all.
An hour was easy, but it's more easy.
Two hours have passed.
Will my stomach harden?
To be honest, it's not delicious.
It's really sour.
It's not good.
For some reason, there has been a dramatic change in taste in the past hour.
It's been 2 hours and 30 minutes since I got used to it.
When I ate it, I didn't say 50% at this point, but now it's 65%.
It's been 3 hours and 80 minutes since I ate it.
It's 65% in 3 hours?
My throat hurts all the time.
It's been 3 hours and 30 minutes since I ate it.
It's sour and it's in my stomach and my throat hurts.
It's been 30 minutes?
It's the most painful thing I've ever had.
Why?
It's really painful.
What's wrong with you?
And...
I'm sorry.
Can I give up?
It's been 4 hours and 30 minutes and 30 seconds since I started eating it.
He gave up with 1,503 pieces.
How many pieces are there?
It's really sour.
It's really sour?
My mouth hurts.
So, he will try it again this time.
You don't have to give me a second place.
You're greedy.
You don't have guts.
Let me make it with the second place.
It's weird for a big eater to come here.
Maybe you weren't feeling well.
It's okay. It's not bad for me to eat it for the first 30 minutes.
You say it every time.
If it's a normal program, there's a supplement.
Like a doctor comes out and says "Why does it happen?"
We don't do that at all in this program.
I want you to tell me.
I want you to tell me what's surprising and what's not.
You're not good at difficult things, are you?
We don't do it at all.
The staff probably doesn't have a single smart person.
Everyone's theory that Koyabu chose.
Next is...
If it's an Akira 100% highest-tech high-speed camera,
you can see the other side of the oven.
So, let's call him in and verify it.
There's something I've been wondering about.
It's normal for a TV to shoot up to 30 frames per second.
The camera you always use.
If you use it like that, you can't see the oven shaking at speed, can you?
So, even if it's not visible, I think you can hide it quite a bit even if it's high-speed.
So you're pretty confident about it.
That's right.
Akira 100% is confident about competing with high- speed cameras.
First of all, if you look at it with a normal camera as usual...
Of course, you can't see it with normal playback speed.
Next, even if you play it in slow motion...
Certainly, you can't see it in 1/30 seconds.
Then, what about a high-speed camera used for sports broadcasts and such...
What about a super slow motion video?
By the way, this high-speed camera...
2,000 frames in 1 second.
Everyone chose "koyabu".
Next is...
While changing the image from Himura to Rinka...
If you stop at a good place, it's Sato Shiori theory.
So, let's change the image.
What are you doing?
Himura-san is...
Like this.
Certainly, somewhere in between...
I feel like this was there.
I don't like "this".
So, once again...
It was there.
Certainly, if you stop at a good place, it will be Sato Shiori.
The theory of everyone who chose Koyabu.
Next is...
The theory that there is no such deserted island with only one palm tree growing.
Certainly.
Speaking of deserted island...
It was in Solomon Island.
The theory of everyone who chose Koyabu.
Next is...
Baseball team composed of children of the age to build a giri batter box.
The theory that you can win with a few balls because the strike zone is too narrow.
What is the height of the strike zone?
This part from the middle point of the shoulder and waist to under the knee.
There, average age of 2.5 years old and average height of 91.3 centimeters.
They prepared the narrowest strike zone in Japan.
They are Musashi Heat Bears of Saitama Independent League.
Nagata leader in control.
This time, they will try the first floor of Toriaesu, led by the children's team.
So, let's play ball.
The tallest batter in the team is Hayate Takeuchi, 2 years and 1 month old.
He is 83 centimeters tall.
It's my first time.
It's your first time, right?
Yes, it's my first time.
You have to do it.
I haven't seen it yet.
Don't look at it. Don't look at the pitcher.
Don't look at the pitcher.
Normally, it's a low strike, but in this batter's case, it's a high ball.
The second pitch continues.
Strike!
The second pitch is a strike.
But then...
It's high.
He hits the ball many times.
That was good.
And when it's a full count of three balls and two strikes...
It's not good at all.
The one who hit it the most cried.
So, for now, the game is off.
And the mother and Ayasuko for ten minutes.
Stay there and touch me.
Go!
She didn't realize it at all because of Baikinman.
Anyway, four balls.
It was hard for me to throw.
The court is small, so it's a little difficult.
It's smaller than I imagined.
The second one follows.
She can't control it low. Four balls.
In no time, one and two types are buried.
It's exactly like a theory.
But the third batter is...
Strike!
She hit it.
Somehow, she knew about baseball.
Strike!
She hit all the balls. Three balls and three strikes.
She hit it for me and I managed to get an out.
And the fourth one follows.
She hits it with three strikes.
The fifth batter is...
Four balls again.
In no time, one and two types are buried.
The pitcher is in a big pinch.
And...
You can do it.
With this, two and one types are buried.
It's a full count.
Can she show the will of an adult?
Don't shake it!
It's hot!
I'm so glad!
The will of an adult wins!
I see.
Akira's will is good for nutrition.
That will is not good.
But Kojima-san looked happy.
It's not like that.
She was dancing in front of AKB.
But she looked like Aminome.
Next is...
Everyone's theory chosen by Tam.
First of all, we have a theory that you can verify in the studio.
Here it is.
Octopus and squid.
Half and half theory for people who like it.
What do you think?
Eternal rival, octopus and squid.
It's difficult.
Please say it.
It's difficult.
There are 10 people in this studio.
Hamada-san is also in it.
So, which one do you like, octopus or squid?
If you say it, you will win.
I see.
I don't know such a good thing.
Everyone, it's decided, right?
It's decided.
It's decided, right?
It's decided.
I will say it.
If you like octopus, please raise your hand.
Four people.
It's not the same set.
It's not that easy.
What is it?
It's close.
You haven't decided yet.
I'm honest.
What is it? Squid?
Either way, I thought squid was easier to eat.
It was Kansai. It's an octopus.
I know, I know.
When squid is about to die from its skin,
you cut it in half and eat it in half.
If you think about it, squid is dangerous.
Squid is dangerous.
It's like Romeo and Juliet.
Say something. Let's make it public.
Let's make it public.
How about mushrooms?
Mushrooms?
Shiitake mushrooms and shimeji mushrooms.
I don't like it.
You don't like it, do you?
Everyone's theory chosen by Tam Ken.
Skydiving.
Even if you're wearing wet clothes,
when you land, you're dry.
Really?
I see.
This time, the challenge for skydiving is...
You're a pro, aren't you?
It's hot!
It's hot.
The usual guy.
Let's go for now.
This is fun.
Wait, you said "let's go for now", didn't you?
It's been a while since I've seen this pattern. I don't know how to do it.
Let's go for now.
Where are we going?
I don't know where we're going.
Of course, they won't tell you where they're going.
I don't know where we're going.
They're getting ready to leave in a hurry.
We can go home today, can't we?
They're shaking in the car.
We can go home today, can't we?
They arrive at Fujioka Skydiving, where they will do verification this time.
I'm surprised.
I'd like you to give me your autograph.
I've never signed my own name with my eyes closed.
For now, they ask for their permission.
Wait a minute, it's like this.
I feel like I was made to do it when I did bungee jumping.
But I don't think I can do bungee jumping in terms of weight.
Is it about 110kg?
What did you say your weight was?
I measured it at the location yesterday and it was 110kg.
By the way, this morning you said you were 105.2kg.
You're lying again!
No, no, no!
You're lying again!
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Since there was no problem with his weight, he put a harness on a liar.
And...
It's cold!
What are you doing?!
It's water!
He got soaked and set off right away.
Wait, wait, wait! I can't see anything!
Wow, this is crazy!
This is definitely a helicopter!
This has to be it! Skydiving, right?!
This is scary!
He's losing his senses!
I've never done skydiving before!
Wait a minute!
You're going to take off your blindfold, right?!
Wait!
While he's talking nonsense like that...
No way!
He's arrived at an altitude of 4,000 meters.
I don't know what kind of situation I'm in right now!
This is scary!
Will his wet clothes really dry out from skydiving?
It's so wet!
He's like a veteran.
I'm scared!
Wow!
This is crazy!
This is for real!
He's looking at the moon with a happy face.
But he doesn't look happy at all.
Does it look like it's going to dry out?
Will it dry out? It's going to dry out!
Are you kidding me?!
Let it dry! Let it dry!
It's slanted!
And he doesn't look at any beautiful scenery.
He safely lands on the ground.
Has his clothes dried up?
Huh? Who's gone?
Everyone's choice of theory.
Next up is...
Regular Nishikawa-kun.
A theory that you can surprise someone on their birthday while they're unconscious.
So, it's Nishikawa-kun's birthday, August 11th.
On this day, he conveniently had business work to do on a regular basis.
So, he immediately heads to the Yamaguchi prefecture Shimono seat.
Will he be able to surprise someone on their birthday while they're unconscious?
The prank starts right away.
And...
...as Rei said, Nishikawa fainted.
He secretly prepared a birthday cake.
Look at the customer on the right.
What a shame
I'm sorry
The surprise was a big success
Are you happy now?
Kamuken chose Genda no Setsu
Next is
First of all, look at this
Genda no Setsu
It's a diorama
It's Zojoji
It's well done
It's a city
It's detailed
It's well done
What?
You two are relaxing
What?
Actually, this diorama
That's all
Fixed guitar, small buildings and cars
It was a good city
What are you doing?
What?
Kamuken also chose Genda no Setsu
The last one is
Depending on how you cut potatoes, it's almost apple Setsu
So, cut potatoes like apples
Setsu wins
But this time, we'll set up this potato in the dressing room
And do additional verification of whether you eat it or not
The first target was mentioned in the comment section of "King of Contest" pre-show
Viking Kotoge
I'm so hungry.
Shut up, Ena.
After finishing her lunch...
I feel like I'm eating a rice ball.
She put her hand out of the potato pack...
It's coming out.
Wrap it up quickly.
I ate it.
And...
She threw up.
It's hot.
So we're going to tell you a joke.
It's a joke.
Shut up, Ena.
It's a joke.
Is it a potato?
I didn't know.
She noticed the strange behavior...
But she didn't know it was a potato.
Next...
I'm hungry.
She also mentioned "King of Contest" in the comment section.
What's that sound?
It's a lie, isn't it?
It's a little different.
And...
Why?
It's a lie, isn't it?
It's strange.
She didn't react at all.
Suddenly, the camera...
Suddenly...
And...
Are you going to shoot it?
Yes.
Are you going to shoot it now?
"King of Contest" comment.
Are you going to shoot it now?
No, it's over.
What?
I haven't said anything yet.
Nishimura didn't notice anything.
That's amazing.
This time, instead of potatoes, why don't you cut daikon like nashi?
The target is Sanshiro.
Sanshiro.
That's not what I was thinking.
I think the nashi is rotten.
I didn't say it's nashi.
Why do you lose fights like that?
Sanshiro is Tomoko Kaneda's wife.
This time, she set up a camera at home.
She put potatoes and daikon in doubles.
Thank you for the meal.
Welcome back.
Grandpa.
Eat it.
Unfortunately, it's mama.
No, no, no.
It's very poisonous.
Don't laugh at me.
Thank you for the meal.
It's hot.
What is this?
What?
It's not good.
What is this?
It's not good.
What is this?
It's not good.
No one noticed it was a potato.
Kuro-chan, you're funny.
What's with you at the end?
I can't help but look at you.
Why do you keep cheating on your weight?
What's that for?
You keep lying to me.
I can see you from about 100kg.
Hotei-san's guitar is in a good position.
Do you need it?
What's that for?
It's like a sushi stick.
It's good.
Next up is "Everyone's Theory" chosen by Alco and Peace.
Everyone, there's a popular prank these days.
When young people play basketball, an old man suddenly comes in.
That old man is really good at basketball.
When I told him about it, he said he was a professional special make-up artist.
It's quite popular among young people.
This time, we'll talk about this prank.
It's this one.
The old man was actually a special make-up artist.
If something like that happens, even an ordinary old man can't help but get excited.
That sounds fun.
It's like a gag.
It's a pretty famous prank.
If you play basketball and an old man comes in, you can say "Hey, you're finally here."
That's more fun.
Right?
You're poisoned, aren't you?
No, no.
I'm just saying it's fun.
That's scary.
That's better.
That's amazing.
He's so rich, but he's still sharp-eyed.
The old man was actually a professional special make-up artist.
If something like that happens, even an ordinary old man can't help but get excited.
I'm sure you'll get excited.
Our target is this basketball circle.
I'm sure you'll get excited.
He's 180 centimeters tall and quite big.
To make it look a little weird, he put on dark makeup.
And he appeared right away.
That's like him.
He's like him.
He's got a good sense of humor.
Who is it?
He's obviously an old man.
And...
Hey!
Let me play, too!
He's bad.
Let me play, too!
I know who you are.
The students are laughing at the development they saw somewhere.
What are you expecting from me?
Which one is it?
Good!
Bad!
And finally, the old man participated in the game.
Then...
You're not good at acting.
What is it?
"Biri biri kei"?
"Biri" is like a special make-up.
"Biri biri kei"?
It's like a small one.
It's not a school game, is it?
Obviously, it's not.
The first half of the game is bad, but the main game is also standard.
At first, I'm not good at it.
Of course, this is just an old man, so it's forever bad.
What's more...
The hidden cameramen enter the gym.
Finally, something starts.
Then...
I'm scared.
The number of cameras is increasing.
What is it?
That old man...
He started to show off.
But...
I can't stop it!
But you're always grandpa.
The game ended as it was.
And...
Sorry for disturbing you!
You really disturbed me!
The old man went home as an old man.
That's funny!
What was that?
I'm sorry.
That's all for today.
It was a challenge.
You should have said that!
That's right!
You should have been on this show!
If I hadn't been on it...
It must have been unpleasant.
Who was that?
At about 1.30 p.m., I was lying in bed.
What was that?
It's annoying!
It's really annoying!
The next one is...
Even a person of Carta is good at playing ping- pong.
He was good at playing ping-pong.
I was lying and my followers increased.
After the skydiving shooting,
we moved to the studio while interviewing the magazine.
We're interviewing Quick Japan!
The atmosphere has changed a lot.
Kuro-chan was brought to Carta Meijin.
I feel like I'm finally dry.
Just like the last interview with ping-pong player Vinter.
Meijin plays ping-pong with the flow of Carta.
Oh! Oh!
What? What? What? What?
Oh! Oh!
I'm scared.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
This is Carta, isn't it? One hundred people?
Hey!
You can't do it with your eyes closed!
That's right.
Is Carta Meijin also good at ping-pong?
What is it?
Chihayaburu!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
She's good at it.
And...
You can do it with your left hand!
She plays ping-pong with her whole face closed.
One, two, three, four!
Everyone chose "alko" and "peace".
And...
Big and expensive cars are cheap in grams.
Speaking of big and expensive cars, it's cars.
But if we compare cars of general price of three million yen and one thousand and five hundred kilograms...
One gram is only two yen.
If we look at it in grams, it is cheaper than we think.
So, this time, under the supervision of Dr. Ueda Takaho, who is conducting research on price marketing,
we will create a price ranking of one gram of the show's originals.
Moreover, gold and jewels and other valuable materials are excluded.
First of all, let me introduce you from 10th place to 4th place.
TV and piano are higher in rank, and glue and mechanical pencils are ranked higher in rank.
Then, the 3rd place in the price ranking of one gram is...
Eye drops are 46.1 yen.
Then, the 2nd place is...
Big quail eggs. One gram is 233.3 yen.
Of course, the price is only one gram, but the average size is 15 grams, and the price is about three thousand and five hundred yen.
Then, the 1st place in the price ranking of one gram is...
Smartphone is 333.3 yen.
Compared with the average price of 50,000 yen, the smartphone shines in 1st place with its weight of 150 grams.
By the way, if you look at the price of the material itself excluding this time, it is 1 gram 64,000 yen.
Plutonium 1 gram 400,000 yen. Diamond 1 gram 10 million yen.
The last theory of everyone chosen by "heart and peace" is a theory that you don't notice even if you become a hammer and hammer from the middle of "boys' today".
So far, we have provided it with the support of the sponsors you see.
"Boys' today" is a theory that you don't notice even if you become a hammer and hammer from the middle of "boys' today".
So, the real "boys' today"
It's a hammer and hammer, isn't it?
Alameddelumbra! Alameddelumbra! Hammer and hammer!
We asked them to call their hometowns with "hammer and hammer" and verified it.
This time, we asked this temple for their cooperation and held a "show showdown".
The participants who gathered there...
I was working part-time at a large pharmacy for a funeral without participants.
Based on this part-time job information of "comia" introduced in the program before...
The people who asked the cherry blossom seller to collect it...
Of course, while they think it's realistic...
Let's start pretending it's real.
Did you do it today?
Okyou
First of all, the real "Okyou".
As expected of the ceremony-accustomed "sakura" people.
In front of strangers' houses, everyone has mysterious thoughts.
Then, from now on, hammer and hammer will be inserted into "Okyou".
Will they really not notice it?
Okyou
They inserted hammer and hammer, but they didn't notice it at all.
So, the theory has been proven.
Oh, it came out.
Since it's a convenient skinhead, even the person himself will test it.
First of all, as an old-fashioned ceremony.
What are you doing?
And...
This is no good!
You're a little too serious.
Don't look at me like that.
You look like you're crying!
I know!
Some people seemed to have felt something strange, but...
Somehow, the day came to an end and...
I'm hungry.
I'll buy you a drink.
What are you talking about? Shut up, you idiot!
He's a little too serious.
He jumped out of his seat and said his final words, but...
Was he really not noticed?
He was noticed! Poor guy!
Have you noticed anything in today's ceremony?
Is he singing "Ambara, kambara"?
Or is he speaking backwards?
I feel like there is an old man who is fooling around like this.
Is it the second one?
Both of them.
I felt sorry for him at the end of the ceremony.
So, he didn't notice "Ambara, kambara", but it was noticed that he was fooling around.
Which one is it?
I felt sorry for him that there was a real old man in the back.
Well, he was doing like this, so I paid attention to B.P.O.
It's funny.
I just verified it.
Next week, they check their fashion as soon as they get caught.
They run away while dressing up.
Can they escape from the hunters and coordinate their movements?
Furthermore,
"Oira ni oido" (I, Oido, in search of the best one-man show in Japan)
Kenji Tamura, even in "Downtown" on Wednesday,
he verified the theory that he would get caught if he was an emcee.
I got caught.