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DOWN TOWN
Alright, everyone from "DOWN TOWN" in the afternoon, thank you for coming!
Let's go! First of all, our first presenter is this person! Please come in!
Who is it?
Alright, Yasunori Gen-san! Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
You've shaped up a little, haven't you?
Yeah.
Well, you're right. Right now you run about 70km/week.
Huh?
Could it be that you have a theory about jogging?
Of course it's not!
It's not?
Today, the theory I brought with me is this!
If you're number one in the world right now, it's R.G.'s theory about Trump!
That's right.
Actually, this is a theory that we've done before.
Who is the comedian that foreigners like?
Do you remember?
I remember, I remember.
Really?
It was funny.
Tomada won first place.
Yes, that's right.
Tomada Masashi won first place.
But this time, it's a different person.
Trump-san!
Even in America, there are comedians who imitate Trump.
Isn't that easy to understand?
There's always news about it.
I see.
I think it's easy to understand.
I think people will laugh.
I see.
And so...
Shall we continue?
Yes.
Is it a self-reflection?
Self-reflection?
Yes.
After this, the number one topic in the world will be decided!
Also!
Golf rules!
If you don't know the rules, you'll believe them no matter what rules you're given!
Genmei will create a ranking of Marumaru-chan's restaurants!
Also!
Matchan and Hama-chan will gather their sponsors and have a team competition!
Wednesday's "downtown"...
The number one topic in the world!
Now, let's verify RG's Trump theory!
It's been three years since Mr. Kumada Masa was kidnapped by a bomb in a penalty area.
Is RG's Trump story really the number one for foreigners now?
This time, it's in Fussa City, Tokyo.
It's Yokota Base in the United States of America.
Normally, you can't enter the military base of the Air Force of the United States of America, but this time, we got special permission and rented a clubhouse in the base for verification.
And the ones who will be judged are 78 American soldiers and their families who don't know Japanese at all.
Last time, RG's Trump story ended unexpectedly, but this time...
Let's ask RG himself.
It's the military.
The military is...
Trump. Trump USA, right?
You'd better do Trump.
That's Dagashi.
Will RG get his revenge?
Ladies and gentlemen...
Thank you, thank you so much.
My name is Kobe Ologun.
Today we are here to present you the hottest, hottest, very hottest comedian in Japan.
Our first battle is...
Kumada...
Masashi!
Come on!
You're the champion, right?
Applause!
Welcome to Daizu! Surprise showtime!
Okay, I have a present. Who wants present?
Okay, present for you. Okay, this is my poster!
Applause! Applause!
He's funny. He's funny.
He's already funny like this.
As expected of defending champion Bear.
As usual, foreign drivers are excellent.
With the familiar cracker joke, he gets a big applause.
Present for you!
He gets a lot of photos.
And...
Wow!
He's saying "charmelau".
You're laughing.
Oh, I'm scared! I was scared!
You were scared.
But I couldn't get the award.
You were laughing a lot.
Not an award, but a big award!
Oh, I'm so happy!
Next is...
Yullian...
...Returner!
My name is Harry Potter.
No...
I'm sorry.
My name is Tarot.
I am a wizard.
No...
I am an elementary school student.
I'm sorry...
Mistake...
I'm sorry...
Because I love Harry Potter.
So I think about Harry Potter all the time.
Anyway...
I play the piano.
I practice for today.
Please listen!
Wow!
Because I love Harry Potter.
You became Harry Potter.
I became Harry Potter.
No!
No, Harry Potter!
I should have said "Oscar"
I forget "Harry Potter"
That's harsh
Never!
[music]
No, Harry Potter!
I see
Never!
[music]
Now, Harry Potter...
Help...
Harry Potter...
Now, Harry Potter! Now!
Thank you very much!
...was Yulian, who challenged herself.
Unfortunately, it didn't go well for the foreigners.
Now, coming up on the stage is...
Actually, she has a performance experience in New York's Apollo Theater.
Two times?
Will "sumo" be accepted by the foreigners?
I think it will.
She likes children.
Ah, this is cute!
First, Asashoryu!
Next, Tochiazuma!
Next...
Lastly, Tochiazuma!
Thank you, Yokota!
How was it?
It was very complete.
It was tough.
My hands and legs are weak.
He really looks like a chicken's neck.
And finally, this man will appear.
But actually, two hours before the show, an emergency occurred.
Get out of my way!
Excuse me.
President Trump's...
...straw...
...is coming out of the US military...
It's you!
Seriously.
This is serious.
Excuse me.
Even in a free country, things like this happen.
Just now, Bobby told me that I'm funny.
Excuse me.
In the first place, the premise is broken.
Really.
Didn't you prepare a simple story?
No.
I didn't prepare it.
No, but with this theme...
I didn't prepare it.
No, it's not funny.
It's serious.
Unexpectedly, just before the show, a sudden story change is avoided.
No way, trouble.
This is tough.
At this timing?
It's there.
It's there, but...
But you can't use it anymore.
You can't use it.
I'm going to tell you a story called "friendship construction".
At this stage, this theory has completely floated in the air.
Really.
What kind of story will RG show in this short standby?
This program is sponsored by you.
Lizard Llamas
Thank you.
I'm Lady Gaga.
I want to say you know you know.
You know you know.
About Yokota Bass.
The music.
Come on!
Come on.
Hahaha.
I want to say you know you know.
About Yokota Bass.
Don't do it!
I know about Yokota Bass.
I want to say you know you know.
Scary scary scary.
I want to say you know you know.
About Yokota Bass.
I want to say you know you know about your kind of face you know you know you know about your kind of way you know you know I want to say born this way
I want you know you know about your kind of way
Yokota Bass, National Anthem, 5pm
Thank you.
Now, all jokes are over.
Let's vote now.
78 people vote for one person,
who was the most funny entertainer.
The result is...
Why are you here tonight?
Sorry, I'm not ready yet.
I'm not ready yet.
I'm...
Bruce Willis.
Our world class number one entertainer is...
Akatsu!
Thank you!
I don't see zero!
I think his contrast was the best because you see his picture and he has this very sumo, strong muscular guy and then he goes on stage and he's dancing around all wonderfully to Michael Jackson.
I thought that his dance was very good and it was like super funny.
Who didn't you like most?
Um, I think Lady Gaga.
Fortunately, the last one.
It's like it was funny as being weird but it didn't make me laugh. It wasn't enough to make me laugh, I guess.
Bobby said I might be better than Trump but I couldn't be better than Jobs.
And so, he couldn't be better than Lady Gaga.
I see.
I feel sorry for R.G.
Why was Trump bad?
Well, making fun of a country's representative against a country's army is pretty hard.
It's tough.
And I feel sorry for Yulian who didn't do it for any reason.
That's right. She fought fairly.
Akatsu, it was funny, wasn't it?
It was very funny.
He's already doing it in real life in America.
I see.
Poikara.
Tsumo-san.
What?
Poikara.
Tsumo-san. He's not an athlete himself.
You're still talking about that?
That's it.
Let's move on to the next presenter.
Here he is!
He's dancing very well.
Toms!
He's dancing very well.
Here I am, Kasuga.
Are you guys playing golf?
Hamada-san, right?
Yes, we do.
Degao-san, do you play golf, too?
I'm not good at it, but sometimes.
Suzuki Nono-kun.
My husband's father is playing golf.
He promised me to play golf with me because he wants to get along with me.
Yamashige-san, do you play golf, too?
Yes, I've been playing golf for about four years.
No matter what I hit, it only flies 150 yards.
Even if you hit it with a driver?
Even if you hit it with a driver, yes.
Even if you hit it with iron?
Yes.
Even if it's not good, we won't do it.
As expected, the two of you won't do it at all.
We won't do it.
I want to do it someday.
Nana-chan!
You have feelings, don't you?
I have a theory about golf.
Here it is!
If you don't know the rules of golf, you can believe them no matter what rules you are given.
I absolutely believe it!
Of course, people who play golf know it.
For example, when you enter the bunker and shoot, you have to hit the club against the sand.
Before you shoot, you have to hit it hard.
There are many such detailed rules.
Let's see how much people believe it.
I see.
We have verified various things.
Let's go!
BTR!
Star!
I accept it.
Rules of golf.
If you don't know the rules of golf, you can believe them no matter what rules you are given.
This time, we will use...
These three golfers.
I want you to play the role of deceiving.
The person who doesn't know golf is...
Mr. Nishimura.
I see.
I've seen it on TV.
I don't think you can do it recklessly.
I think you can believe it if you don't do it too much.
So, we asked them to come up with fake rules that Mr. Nishimura might believe in advance.
That sounds fun!
"Celebrities' first experience tour"!
This is how the fake location starts.
- First experience... - Who is it?
- It's me!
- Oh, you're with Nishimura. - Yes.
- You haven't done it at all, have you? - Not at all!
The fake rules we've prepared this time are a total of 12, arranged by level.
Will Nishimura believe them all?
First, before playing, let's check out the basic golf gear and tools.
- Well, we have an area here, right? - Yes.
- This is... - It looks thick, but...
- Is it good for golf? - No, it's not.
- You can't use it without an area? - No, you can't.
- But that T-shirt is useless. - Oh, is it?
- It's a G-pound. - It's not a G-pound.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
And...
- Do you have this? - Oh, yes, yes.
- Do you have it? - Yes, we do.
- This is a scorecard! - Yes.
- You put your own score on it, but... - Yes.
Here are the first fake rules.
- You put a scorecard on it, right? - Yes, a scorecard.
- For example, you have to have a perfect score. - Yes.
- If you don't have a perfect score, you can't put it on. - Yes, that's right.
Of course, Nishimura doesn't have a perfect score.
- I think you do. - I think you do.
- Excuse me, I don't have a pen. - Huh? You didn't bring one?
Huh? I... I didn't bring one.
- You didn't bring one? Oh, you're already a beginner. - Oh, I see.
- Okay, then I'll ask someone else. - Do you have one?
- I'm sorry, I don't have one. - Do you have one?
Um... I have 3,000 manes.
Is it 3,000 yen?
If you bring it to me, I don't think it's more than 5 manes.
If you bring it to me, I'll give you a discount.
Without a doubt, it's a high-quality manes.
This is 3,000 yen.
I don't know if it's me or you.
Let's continue with the fake rules.
Level 2 is...
This is basically 18 manes and 2 liters.
You have to drink it up while it's spinning.
You have to drink it up.
There are only three holes today.
I've never been there.
You have to drink it up in three holes.
Is there anything left?
One penalty.
What?
One penalty.
If there's even a little bit left, the score will be bad.
It's tough.
You're fast.
What did you do in the past?
Without a doubt, it's a high-quality manes.
It's tough.
It's tough, isn't it?
And...
Nice shot.
Finally, the game starts.
But the beginner, Nishimura...
The ball shouldn't fly straight.
In the third attempt, he missed it.
He got it! He got it!
The ball disappeared!
And so...
Lost ball!
And so, I'm sorry.
Yes.
Detective, I'm sorry.
Please write it down for me.
Yes.
It doesn't take much time.
I'm sorry, but I have something to say.
What?
Do you have to write down your address or something like that?
Yes!
No, it's a sealed certificate.
Is it something you actually hand over?
To the police!
It's something I get from the police.
Is it something you get from the police?
It's something you have to hand over, right?
To the police or someone else.
Whatever it is.
If you hand it over as it is...
I see.
It's no good.
It's a little too much, but...
For a reason that seems like it...
He makes me believe it with a serious expression.
And...
Well, I'm sorry.
You know what?
Yes.
This is a kart track, right?
Yes.
Kart tracks...
Yes.
Aren't originally golf courses.
Do you know?
Because it's a road.
Yes.
If it's not a road, you can't step on everything.
What?
It's a little weird.
Like this?
Yes, like that.
What?
What's that?
I've never seen that before.
It's okay, it's okay.
What's going to happen now?
Here I go.
It's pretty...
It flew.
Is it okay?
Why did you hit it properly?
You didn't hit it properly with your bare feet.
Nishimura easily cleared up to level 4.
Next up is...
I can still get out of it.
Is it a climb from here?
No, it's not.
Oh!
It's in!
It's amazing!
It's in!
Wow, that's amazing!
It's quite a distance.
Only the putter is good!
What's that?
It's a spoon.
Do you use it like this?
You use a spoon? No.
When you put it in a cup, you use a spoon.
Don't you have one? No, we don't.
So, both of them were bought with 1,000 yen from a cafe.
And...
The last calendar is...
Yes!
It's in.
Please say it.
Haven't you seen it before?
It's small.
He saved his first cup in with a spoon.
And there is a fake rule of level 6.
The first ball in a cup in my life
I hit it with my grandson's hand as a commemoration.
It's Japanese style.
I smash the ball on each opposite side of my grandson's hand.
The first hole is over.
It's your first cup in, right?
Yes, it is.
You hit it with your grandson's hand, right?
What?
Your grandson's hand.
There is a golf ball.
Do you make a cup with this?
Of course I do.
I didn't say it, but I want to make a cup.
It's your first time in your life, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I'll take it.
Excuse me.
I believe you so much.
It's a little dirty.
It's already up there.
Even in the second hole, Nishimura kept up with the fake rule.
- Oh, it's coming out! - It's coming out!
- That's it! - Good. - Oh, it's in the middle of the fairway!
- Yes. - Please pick it up.
- Let's do it! - Awesome!
And then, the last hole.
- Now, for the last hole... - Yes!
- We'll do the last hole only in England style. - In England style...
- What? - What?
- Golf was born in England... - Yes.
- Golf has been around for a long time. - I see.
- There's golf. - Yes.
- And we'll do only the first hole in that style. - Yes.
- Now, we're ready. - Yes.
In England style,
which has a different way of playing than usual,
from now on, Nishimura will keep up with the bolder fake rules.
- Now, this... - Yes.
- You can't do it like that. - You can't do it like that.
- You have to wear this. - Yes.
- So, Nishimura has his own style and way of playing. - Yes.
- You'll experience it, right? - Yes.
- I don't think you've experienced it before. - No.
- You haven't, right? - Not really.
- You should know it. - This and that...
- There's a lot of balls. - Yes.
- It's better to wear formal pants. - Why?
- There are pants. - Yes.
- So you can put balls in. - Yes.
- That's what they used to do in the past. - Yes.
They created a "whatever" situation called "England Style",
and cleared two of them.
Next is...
- So... - So...
- It's the same. - It's straight.
- Hamburg... - Hamburg... - Oh, no! - Oh, no! - You did it, Topps! Watch out! Go! Go a little more! - Don't you have to say something? - Yes.
- Timing is important for hamburgers. It's easy to get the right timing. - Oh, but for char siu noodles... - Oh, yes, that's right!
- There are a lot of food that go well with it. - Omurice! - Oh! - Isn't it good?
- After char siu noodles, hamburgers and omurice, what is Nishimura's shout? - What is it?
- To...ban...zan! - There is! There is! OK! OK! - I know! I know! I know!
- Could it be a seasoning? - And...
- Ah! - Ah! - One penalty.
- Still? - Yes. - Still? - Yes. - OK? - Yes. - OK, let's go! - Yes. - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Wow! - It's fun!
- Watch out for the first penalty. - There are two left. The next England style is...
- Marble! - Huh? - What? - What? - I knew it! - I'm doing it! - Ah! Isn't the reaction good? - It's good! - The reaction is good!
- It's really good! - It's really good! - After that... - Ah! - Ah! - What are you doing? - Word games... - Tongue-in-cheek!
- Comparison of response power... - What are you doing? - It's no longer a golf or anything else game... - Ah! - Nishimura continues without any doubt... - Is it over? - It's pure! - And the last England style, level 12 is...
- Is it OK? - Ah! This is difficult! - What? - What is this? - Yes, it's a ball.
- Do England players use this? - Yes.
- I see. - If you hit a green...
- I don't know why, but it seems like it. - I see.
- It's a change of pattern. - Yes, it is.
Finally, level 12 players accept it.
- Ah! - Ah!
- Oh! - Ah!
They put their all into the billiards.
- Goal! - Goal!
- Nice out! - Nice out! Wonderful!
They put their all into scooping the ball.
And that's it for the final hole.
- And... - Congratulations!
- Mr. Nishimura, you're out. - Ah!
- Wow! - Wow!
The souvenir arrives soon.
- I'm happy! - Yes.
- When I was a kid, I didn't know this existed. - Yes.
- Ah! - Ah!
- My dad used to carry this around. - I see!
- That's why it's so expensive. - That's why!
- So... - What is it?
- They believe it all. - What is it?
- What is it?
Well, everyone, what do you think?
- They believed it all. - Wow!
- Wow!
- They didn't doubt anything. - That's amazing!
- Because, you know... - Yes.
- You didn't tell him about it, right? - Well, that's right.
- What?! - What?!
- That's why, Nishimura-san was really interested in it and said "golf is interesting", so... - Yeah.
- When you go golfing with someone, you might do it. - That's right!
- Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world...
- "Everyone's Hypothesis Corner"...
- Tonight's presenter is...
- Matsumoto Matsumoto!
- Thank you for coming!
- This time, we have something that Matsumoto-san said in this show before...
- We brought it with us today.
- First of all, please watch this video!
- It's...
- After the most common words written on the signboards of restaurants...
- "Eel theory verification"...
- This conversation in the studio...
- Please look up "Nani-chan" too! "Nani-chan"!
- "Nani-chan"?
- There are also restaurants that say "Matchan"!
- Oh, there are!
- "Nani-chan" is the most common.
- "Hamachan" is also common. - "Hamachan" is definitely common.
- "Kacchan" is also common! - "Kacchan" is also common!
- "Kacchan" and "Kenchan" too!
- "Kenchan" is also common! "Matchan" and "Hamachan", which is higher, I wonder?
- Oh, which one is higher! - Ah, that's good!
- There are those too, but...
- Well, Matsumoto-san said this, you remember, right? - Ah, I did say it.
- Yes, that's right. Which one is higher, you two said. "Matchan" and "Hamachan".
- "Matchan" is higher, of course!
- "Matchan" is higher? - Yes, it is higher.
Why is that?
Even if you look for it all over Japan, I don't think you can beat green tea.
So this time, we surveyed 875,628 Japanese restaurants posted on Tabelog.
The store's name created the store ranking of Marumaru-chan.
Rankings 10th to 8th are as you can see.
Take-chan, Kou-chan, Kin-chan were ranked in.
As expected, the store's store name originated from the store owner's name and nickname,
but Kin-chan was nicknamed "Kin-chan" because it was sold out on Friday nights.
The store's name created the store ranking of Marumaru-chan.
Moving on, 7th place is...
Teccha with 163 points.
I'm happy!
The store's name created the store's store ranking of 13 nights.
By the way, Tetsurou had only 4 nights.
Moving on, 6th place is...
Katsumata
"Kat"chan", 165 stores.
"Katsu" is also a term used to describe "katsu", like "tonkatsu" and "kushi katsu".
However, "katsumata" is not a name given to a store.
As expected, "katsumata" is not a name given to a store.
"Tenmei" ranks "marumaru" stores.
Next, 5th and 4th places are...
"Yo"chan" and "Ken"chan".
And finally, the top 3 are...
So far, "macchan" and "hamachan" have not appeared.
Could it be...
First, 3rd place is...
"macchan", 176 stores.
By the way, in "amagasaki", there is "macchan", an okonomiyaki restaurant run by "matsumoto-san".
Continuing on, 2nd place is...
"mitchan", 194 stores.
"mitchan" is said to be the origin of okonomiyaki in Hiroshima style.
There were many okonomiyaki restaurants with "mitchan" as their store name.
Continuing on, 1st place in "marumari-chan" ranking is...
This store's store name, which pushed "nii-ka" away.
"yamachan", 323 stores.
In addition to the variety of names starting with "yama"...
There is also an organization list of "yamachan" 70 stores worldwide.
"yamachan" became 1st place in "yodou" ranking.
As you can see, "marumari-chan" store's store name is...
And "hamachan" store's store name is...
In 73 stores, in 17th place...
"matchan" and "hamachan" stores...
The number of stores is "matchan"'s win.
"matchan" and "hamachan" competition is "matchan"'s victory.
I have a bad image of "hamachan".
I want to avoid it.
Now, everyone...
What?
This is the main topic for today.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Listen up.
Mr. Matsumoto...
When you gave me this suggestion...
Do you remember what you said one more time?
So, you want us to do something together?
That's right!
Call "matchan"'s target and "hamachan"'s target...
And see if they can do some sort of confrontation.
That's what they said.
Did they say something like that?
Uh-huh.
And so, it's a special match.
Tenmei invites "hamachan"'s "matchan"'s target to the studio.
And after this, it's a team competition, a big match!
That's why you came here, right?
This time, we called the owners of all stores in Tokyo.
Yes, that's right.
All stores.
Yes.
And this time, we had Mr. Degara and Ms. Tecchan here.
Yes, Aomise.
So we called Ms. Tecchan's owners, too!
So, there are 32 stores in Tokyo.
From the store called "Macchan", there are 4 people here.
From the store called "Hama-chan", there are only 7 stores in Tokyo, but there are 3 people here.
And from the store called "Tecchan", there are 22 stores in Tokyo, and 6 people came here.
What did you do in "Hama-chan" store?
We walked there.
This time, each team will choose one representative from each team.
The winning team will be replaced by the losing team.
If the winning team remains until the end, they will win.
And each team will talk and decide the order of flying.
So, Mr. Toppatter, please stand by!
Please!
Ms. Tecchan, good luck!
Good luck!
Ms. Tecchan, good luck!
So, let's have the owners' flying match!
Ready, set...
Good match!
As expected of Toppatter, good match!
Good match!
Easy win!
Ms. Tecchan, good luck!
Ms. Tecchan is a little...
She's flying!
She's like your charm!
Hama-chan!
It's Hama-chan!
Let's see the reply!
Who is it?
Why? I'm like this!
Ah! Tetsu-chan is correct!
Alright!
Tetsu-chan and Hama-chan are out!
Both teams failed at the same time and each team gets one life.
However, Hama-chan and Macchan's team failed again.
But Hama-chan is not finished yet!
Hama-chan! Hama-chan!
Only Hisha is left!
Hisha is left but Hisha is Hisha!
I don't know! I don't know!
That's why I'm not doing it!
If Yakitori Hama-chan fails, the leader Hamada will appear.
Will he?
Please!
Ready?
One! Two! Three! Four! Five!
Hama-chan failed!
Hama-chan failed and his team is out!
Ah, I see! You failed!
Let's go forward a little more!
Don't do it!
No, no, no! Please!
Please call me!
Hama-chan's team is the leader!
Alright!
Let's go forward!
Please!
Ready?
One! Two! Three! Four! Five!
Don't do it!
This is a failure of the Match Team!
He was flying too much in the first shot.
Isn't it? You don't have to fly like that.
You don't have to fly like that.
But it was fixed, so it kept coming out.
Isn't it? It's really hard.
The mask and middle concept didn't fly that far.
He's stupid.
Son Hamada survived brilliantly.
As you can see, each team has a current remaining number of people.
Let's begin.
Please!
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20!
Hama-chan's team lost!
Surprisingly, you aimed for it!
I did, but...
Hama-chan's laughter shows his great persistence.
Hama-chan's team lost.
It was tough, wasn't it?
Yes.
But if you sweat a lot, you'll get caught.
Maybe I was too quiet.
You must be tired. Your comments are normal.
And with only Macchan and Tecchan left,
Macchan's team keeps failing.
Finally, leader Matsumoto appears.
If they fail, Tecchan's team will win.
But...
I don't like it from here!
I want to start from here!
Why?
Like this?
Like this!
Why?
Is it okay?
I don't mind.
It's okay.
But I think it's better from here.
Why?
Please start!
One, two...
Is it up to you to jump?
Nine, eleven...
How is your jump going?
Five, six...
Oh, it's working.
Nak-chan is really good.
One, two...
One, two... One, two... One, two...
Kanglim! Kanglim! Kanglim!
Kanglim! Kanglim!
Showment match!
Kanglim! Kanglim! Kanglim!
Another tighter match!
So the winner is Tettanchi!
Next episode, who is the most famous person in Japan?
Is it Tamori-san?
Ame-san! Ame-san!
In the biggest survey in show business history,
it was announced that it was in the top 100 most famous Japanese people.
Moreover...
It's someone who's not just anyone.
Even if it's just someone who looks like you,
if you keep looking for it, you'll find someone who looks like you.
If it's a farewell scene on the bus,
it's verified that you can chase it to the end.