AISubs v3.5
Thank you for coming on Wednesday.
Thank you.
You can do it.
The first presenter is this person.
Please come in.
Mr. Takata is here.
Thank you.
Mr. Takata.
First of all, congratulations for today.
A very good project has been completed.
Really?
This project is supported by children.
Do you have children's support?
Where do you think it is?
I don't think there is.
But for children...
How can I say it?
It's a complicated joke.
It's spicy.
This project is mainly for elementary school students.
I wanted it.
Have you ever played ping pong?
It's not a good thing.
But I don't think there are many people who haven't done it.
Of course, it's troublesome.
But I'm sure you all have the experience of playing ping pong with your friends and running away.
Yes, we do.
So we have added a mix rule to this program.
A mix rule?
This is it.
Ping pong dash and running away.
That sounds good.
We borrowed a little bit of the running away show.
A little bit?
It even has a name.
Did you say it properly?
Yes, I think you did it as an homage.
In the main series, hunters are wandering around like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
This time too, there are hunters.
What?
Are they inside the house?
That's right.
Then you can't escape.
I see.
There are houses with hunters and houses without hunters.
I see.
Yes, there are many games like that.
I see.
After this, can they escape from 10 hunters?
They are running away with ping pong dash.
In addition...
London boots No. 1 and No. 2.
This combination name is ugly.
It's ugly.
Entertainment world's most ugly combination name.
London boots No. 1 and No. 2 theory.
Young entertainers will announce the ugly combination name ranking.
Even if Sachiko Kobayashi becomes Karashi Kobayashi, no one will notice it.
Other than that...
It's easy to read and easy to write.
They are running away with ping pong dash.
This time's stage is...
A college student lives in all 99 rooms of Sankai Date.
This is a student hall.
Ten people in the room who have been pushed by the ping pong become hunters and chase the challenger.
On this day, about half of the ten people are "lose to"
In other words, even if you push the ping pong, half of the room is a room where hunters do not come out.
If you can escape from the hunter and push the ping pong of all 99 rooms, you will clearly clear it.
And the challengers are these five people who are confident in running and escaping.
It's a work that waits for people to run away or run away during a fight.
It's just that people are increasing one by one, isn't it?
I don't know yet.
This is an individual battle where each person will challenge.
First of all, we will test the structure of the building with everyone and come up with a strategy.
I don't think there's much visibility.
That's right.
Even if you're a hunter, you'll chase us if you see us, won't you?
It's no good if you're a killer, isn't it?
This straight line is really good here.
It's a straight line on the first floor and you can see it because it comes out a lot.
That's right.
How many seconds is 100 meters?
About 10 seconds.
That's really long!
That's right, this man is a former half-model half- athlete who appeared in a previous program.
Moses Yume.
He's from Amagasaki.
The fastest man in the entertainment world to meet and challenge this building is...
A low-floor apartment with little hiding place.
And the first challenger is Komiya Sanshiro.
By the way, what's your strategy?
My strategy is to start from the first floor and do a straight line.
I'll do the side later.
Komiya is attacking from the first floor's long straight line.
Will his strategy work?
I'm scared, but I have no choice but to go.
There is a drill here.
I'll go from the end.
So you'd better not push and pull, right?
Yes.
I'm scared.
He's fighting seriously.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
I'm scared.
Can you do this?
No, you can't.
What's this?
He's coming.
He's fast.
He's really fast.
Isn't the hunter too fast?
Komiya starts attacking from the first floor.
The hunter is attacking him now.
He's fast.
He's waiting for you.
I'm scared.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, I'll go up from the first floor.
It's unusually fast.
Is it that fast for ten people?
That's because you're students.
If you look back, you'll be covered in blood.
You can see it on TV, right?
General people are like this.
You didn't bring that data with you.
I'm sorry.
The next challenger has a low rating for running away.
For me...
Is that it?
For me...
Looking at Komiya's data...
I'm thinking of cutting it a little.
If you push it a little on the third floor, you can go down to the second floor.
If you push it a little on the second floor, you can go down to the first floor.
I think it's safer to cut it once.
That sounds good!
That's definitely a good idea.
I'll say it again.
If you hit it and run away...
Stop it!
It's a strategy of cutting it and cutting it again to get closer to the hunter.
Will she be able to run away this time?
It seems like you didn't think you'd hit it.
I didn't think of it.
She did it!
She used the stairs.
That's good.
Okay, okay, okay.
First of all, she pushed the second and third floors and quickly went up to the second floor.
And when she went up to the third floor again...
I see.
She pushed it, pushed it, pushed it.
She's not there!
Luckily for them, they managed to catch her.
She didn't come out, did she?
She ran away to her house back then, too.
She's good at running away!
That's right, she's good at running away.
Just like their strategy, Inoue is definitely gaining points as they go up.
Next up is the first floor.
No, no, this area is dangerous!
She's coming! She's coming!
She's coming!
She's here!
She ran away! She ran away!
The hunter may be a little late!
But there's another one on the first floor!
Where did the guy from earlier go?
They managed to shake off the hunter and hide under the stairs.
But the two hunters are aiming for Inoue.
This is bad!
There are more than 40 of them now!
This is impossible!
She's here! She's on the second floor!
She's here! She's here!
She's here!
Here, Inoue is hiding under the stairs again.
But behind her, there's a hunter sneaking up on her.
She looks serious.
She's still hiding! She's still hiding!
This is bad!
She's here! She's here!
This is not good.
With her special skill of running and hiding, she was able to do a lot of ping pong dashes.
But her record was only 6 pins.
The next challenger is Nanou Suzuki.
I'm scared! I'm really scared!
I can't push it! I'm so scared! What should I do?
Isn't that Nanou Suzuki's special skill, which you can move for a long time?
I'll run away as soon as you push me!
That's...
She's here! She's here!
No, no.
It's more annoying than ping pong dashes.
It's a nuisance.
Furthermore...
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
She's here! Good! Good! Good!
Run away! Run away!
OK! OK! OK!
OK! OK!
Good!
How far are you going to run away?
Every time she pushes Nanou Suzuki, she screams and runs away.
It's a "hit and away" strategy.
What are you talking about?
And she goes up to the second floor again.
Doesn't this place appear in the game?
It doesn't appear in the game now.
I'm scared!
No!
No! I'm scared!
It doesn't appear in the game.
It's a good feeling.
She's coming back.
Then push there and go up the stairs.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Let's push! Let's push! Let's push!
No!
There's a woman too!
Hide! Hide!
She's not here.
Hide! Hide!
She's not here.
She's running!
Hide! Hide!
Stairs! Stairs!
She's not here! She's not here!
Why didn't you push? Why didn't you push?
Why did you push?
It's a dead end!
No!
She was scared of the hunters and ended up getting stuck in her own bag construction.
Finally, even if she pushes the bell with her bare hands, the record is 5 pins.
It's a dead end!
The three of them have challenged so far, but the record remains only one digit higher.
And the challenger they're facing is Shoji Tomoharu.
Based on the failures of the three of them so far, they've gathered information and decided to target the hunters.
It's an Akis-like strategy, but will it work?
This is okay, right? She's not here, right?
She's not here.
But you're scared, right?
I'm scared.
Just in case, you might have come back.
You're scared! You're scared!
The next target is an otaku who's been out and about for three times.
You're good at this.
It's scary.
You're good at this.
Good, good, good.
Based on previous information,
the otaku who's been out and about for three times has earned points.
Oh, you got it.
Okay, I'm counting on you.
You have to put it where you want it.
It's okay now.
You got it!
However, there's a huge mistake.
From the room where he thought he was alone,
Hunter...
He's here. He's here.
However, after passing by Hunter,
he goes up to the second floor.
And...
Oh, he's already here.
He's here! He's here!
He's here!
Oh, man!
What are you doing?!
Get out of here!
Without noticing the lost hunters, he ran straight to them without hesitation.
It's a deer!
But the record is the highest of 18 so far.
Who did you get caught by? A girl?
A girl.
That's why I'm probably here.
You can't be calm anymore.
That's right.
And the last challenger is Moses Yume, who also has hunter experience in his family.
Oh, you're a hunter.
I'll do my best. I'm sure I'll catch at least five deer.
And I'm going to make all hunters get stuck in traffic jams.
Traffic jams? Okay.
So I'll run like a blackboard.
"Run like a blackboard"?
I can't imagine what kind of situation it is.
Anyway, he's going to do his best.
Will he?
Anyway, he's going to do his best.
There's a place you can use scissors, right?
Not now.
Oh, my God!
There's a place you can run away.
It's not here.
I don't know. I don't know.
It's not here.
First of all, Moses, who clears five deer he knows.
You're very calm.
All right, I don't know what's next.
Shall we do it?
Yes.
And from here on, the fastest man in the entertainment world will show his true strength.
Thank you very much.
No one has pushed it yet.
Oh, good.
That was a girl.
It was a girl.
She's walking around there.
It's dangerous.
If you look from above, you can catch up with her.
You have to be alert. It's dangerous.
She pushed it. She pushed it. She pushed it.
She's here. She's here. She's here.
You have to earn it. Earn it.
You can afford it. You can afford it.
She's fast. She's very fast.
She's walking around.
She's walking around a lot.
She's fast.
She's running lightly.
She pushed it.
That's dangerous. That's dangerous.
That's good. That's good.
Because you're strong.
In a one-on-one match, Moses Yume, a man who can't lose to anyone,
has now succeeded in a 19-room ping-pong game, and only four hunters have been released.
This is an expectation for a great record.
It's hard!
However...
Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous!
You'll be stabbed! You'll be stabbed!
Dangerous! Dangerous! Dangerous!
This is not how I expected!
Just like Suzuki Nana, he escaped into a dead end and finished with 22 pins.
Amagasaki's Kurohyo's legs were fast, but his head was slow.
Don't say too much.
So you couldn't use all of this side's data, right?
I could only remember this area.
In the line of the diagram.
Aren't you making it congested?
After all, it was impossible to capture 99 rooms with one person's strength.
So, since it's a big deal, we decided to try it together with five people.
Shouji, Inoue, and Moses will split up and attack a long straight line at once.
In the meantime, Suzuki and Komiya will separate and push the rest of them.
Can the five of them clear 99 rooms?
Ready, start!
I don't know.
I can't do it!
It's impossible!
It's huge!
It's a dead end.
OK, OK!
Is there any pressure?
It went quite far.
It's a hunter state.
Without noticing the hunter from behind,
Suzuki Nana is also secured here.
Only Shoji and Moses remain.
I'll run away!
I can't do it!
Here again?
I can't do it!
It's the same place again!
I can't do it!
I don't have a brain!
40 rooms in total
21th floor, 9th floor, 10th floor
I wanted you to do more
I'm sorry my blood is running
What kind of blood?
It's white blood
Shut up!
I see
It was a little too difficult
It's difficult
Not 99, but make it half
Or bring in 10 people who will come out
That's right, grandpa and grandma
Next presenter is this person, please come in!
[Applause]
What's so funny?
I wasn't thinking of anything.
Think of something!
Some of you may be looking forward to it.
Soybeans?
Not soybeans!
Something's not right. Sorry.
What's "sucking in" after it's melted?
I'm sorry.
Today,
we're going to talk about
combination names of comedians.
Here it is.
The worst combination name of comedians.
"London Boots No. 1 and No. 2".
It's not like that.
Think about it calmly.
London Boots No. 1 and No. 2
It's not cool.
It's not cool at all.
I don't think it's cool.
You're thinking too much.
Even the word "London Boots"
doesn't sound cool.
On top of that, "No. 1 and No. 2"
which calls for applause
doesn't sound cool at all.
Even "viking" doesn't sound like that.
"Vai" is katakana.
"Ato" is hiragana.
It's not cool.
It has a meaning.
Originally, "viking" was katakana.
But my boyfriend, Nishimura,
said "viking" means a bike for eating.
So we changed the name.
That's why we did it.
It has a meaning.
London Boots
doesn't have any meaning.
Everyone said it.
Why didn't you say it earlier?
Before you said it on TV.
No. 1 and No. 2
Really?
By the way,
do you have any other
cool combination?
King of Comedy
What's that?
I'm sorry.
I was only thinking about the name.
I'm happy to be on TV now.
Let's check out the worst combination name "London Boots No. 1 and No. 2".
Young comedians surveyed 200 young comedians for the worst combination name.
Based on the survey, they created a ranking.
Is "London Boots No. 1 and No. 2" really the worst combination name?
"The Worst Combination Name Ranking".
"London Boots No. 1 and No. 2".
"Safety Manzai".
"Safety Manzai" was created by Miyazon.
Based on the survey of young comedians...
"Safety Manzai" is simply the worst combination name.
"Satisfied Couple" and "Matsumaru Hormone".
"Safety Manzai" has "Manzai" in its name.
"Shining Stars" Shirota.
"Shining Stars" has "Manzai" in its name.
"Kagishippo" Sachi.
Everyone says "Dasai".
When they went to tell them...
We surveyed young comedians who said "Dasai".
"Safety Manzai" was No. 10.
Why?
Because it's capital letters.
You're using capital letters and kanji. You're cutting-edge.
There's no combination like that.
Did you think it was cool?
I thought it was cool.
Is there almost no combination of capital letters and kanji?
Is there such food?
Why did you name it "Safety Manzai"?
First of all, it sounds good.
At that time, there was something like "U".
Like "Downtown".
"U" sold well.
We want to deliver a safe manzai, so we want to deliver a manzai with 50 or 60 points.
A safe, whether it's good or bad, a safe feeling is good.
Aside from that origin, next is "Ugly Combination" ranking 9th place is...
It's raining but I want to delete it
Young comedians' response
Everyone is used to it and it's just ugly
Mikazuki Manhattan
Dakami
It's hard to understand and it's hard to call
If you're this combination, I'd like you to explain it
Tokyo Hakokrabu
Bootic Ayuri
I'm glad it sold well, but the name of the combination itself is ugly
8th place is...
Ushiro City
It's too big and it's ugly
Semi-retire Itou
The name of the combination is ugly
Crab Party Nakayama
The name of the combination is ugly
Crab Party Nakayama
7th place is...
Farewell Youth Light
Mr. Higashiguchi is my senior from college circle, but when I heard of this combination, I remembered that I was not in the circle anymore.
Charming Fried Rice
6th place is...
London Roots
6th!
I can't say it even if I'm 6th place.
So, let's announce the result.
What is it?
No. 1 and No. 2 are really ugly.
I know it.
It's a special item.
He said it's a special item.
Which one is No. 1 and No. 2?
It's ugly to be asked about it.
It's already known.
Well, it's already known.
It's already known.
However, there is such valuable information about it.
When it first came out, it was hard to answer the question which one is No. 1 and which one is No. 2.
It's a special item.
The 5th place in the ugly combination ranking is...
What is it?
Fruits punch.
Unfortunately, Fruits punch is No. 5.
It's ugly.
Fruits punch is ugly.
By the way, the reason why it came out is...
It's a nickname that you might be concerned about when you have a cultural festival.
By the way, this is said by Fujiko-san of Secret Sniper Prefecture.
Secret Sniper Prefecture's Fujiko-san?
Yes.
I think Fujiko-san's nickname is better.
By the way, why did you choose this nickname?
Children's smiles when they see fruit punch are wonderful, aren't they?
On birthdays, fruit punch places are full of smiles, aren't they?
I don't like it either.
Do you know that?
Next, No. 4 is...
Who is No. 1?
"KOROKORO CHIKI CHIKI PEPPER ICE".
No. 4.
No, it's pretty high.
"KORO CHIKI" is lame.
Well, the meaning is...
"Red Hot Chili Peppers" is a little cool.
It's a long name, but I decided to change it.
Now, people call me "KORO CHIKI".
Well, I like it very much.
To be honest, my nickname was also lame.
Oh, really?
I didn't want to play rock-paper-scissors, so my nickname became "KORO CHIKI CHIKI PEPPER".
Oh, really?
Mr. Nazdaz, what did you choose?
I chose "MITARASHI".
It's lame.
Lame nickname ranking is finally No. 3.
But before that...
Who is it?
If you're not good at it, you'll be bad at it.
Here, young entertainers will introduce cool nickname best 10.
The combination under No. 3 is...
As you can see...
No. 9 is "Farewell, Youthful Light".
No. 7 is "Lame" and No. 8 is "Cool".
The result is that opinions are divided.
If you tell them about it...
Oh, really?
It's lame and cool.
It's a new genre.
Yes.
What is the origin of the name "combination"?
The origin of the name "combination" is...
Mr. Minamikawa of a combination called "PEMAN'S STANDARD" is good friends with me.
When we teamed up and said hello...
He said, "Oh, then I'll give you a nickname".
And he said, "There are two movies I watched yesterday, so choose one of them".
And he said, "Farewell, Youthful Light" and "Revenge is in me".
And he said "Farewell, Youthful Light" by elimination method.
And the cool combination name No. 3 is...
TOKYO 03
No. 2 is...
SHIDORI
With its simple and smart sound, the voices of sympathizers gathered.
And the cool combination name No. 1 chosen by 200 young comedians is...
WILD BOMB
I see.
The cool combination name No. 1 is...
What?!
Why?! There should be something more!
Do we have such a cool name like "TAPONCHI"?
Why "TAPONCHI"?
It's "TAPONCHI".
Why "TAPONCHI"?
By the way, what is the origin of the name "WILD BOMB"?
The origin of the name...
When I was about 15 years old, I wanted to tell a story at a junior high school culture festival.
I was telling a story by the riverside.
An old man who I didn't know came there and suddenly pointed at me.
And he said "It's "WILD BOMB".
When I got home, I thought he was a strange old man.
Five years later, when I was watching TV, there was a show called "It's 4 o'clock".
And there was Mr. Hito Matsumoto.
We were a duo with Mr. Hito Matsumoto.
About 15 years later, I thought for the first time.
And then he said "You're back".
"You're back".
He said "You're back" to Mr. Matsumoto.
You're back
The ranking has returned to the lame duo name and the top three have been announced.
The third place is...
"Ali" and "Kirigirisu".
In the 90s, they were active in "Bokeh Club Heaven", but...
I'm not good at using "t-o".
"To" didn't feel like it.
"Metro Tengu" and "Miyama".
Other opinions focused on "t-o" as "lame", but...
Those two are now disbanded and each has their own activities.
"t-o", which was a problem, no longer exists.
I don't like this expression.
And the second place in the lame duo name ranking is...
"Batsugumi".
"Batsu" sounds lame.
"Kaoiro Yoroshiwaroshi".
"Batsu" sounds lame.
"Typhoon" is a mystery.
"G-Pan Panda" and "Ippei".
They have suppressed "Batsu" and "t-o" and have risen to the first place in the lame duo ranking.
That duo has been ranked second in both rankings.
The first ugly duo ranking chosen by young entertainers is this duo, which ranked second with a double score difference.
Good morning.
Don Style.
Don Style's ugly duo ranking is first place.
What?
Don Style did it.
It's not first place.
It's ugly.
It's not first place.
By the way, the reason why it's ugly duo is...
Even though they are a duo with a wide range of humorous jokes without style,
their style is like solid jokes.
I like "green gorilla" and "thinness".
Who said that?
It's a common expression.
I don't like using English in the first place.
English is not ugly.
Adachi-san of Inukabuto-mushi.
Who said that?
You have a weird name.
It's funny.
What is the origin of the duo name?
There was a band I liked at that time.
It's called High Standard.
It was abbreviated as "high star" because I liked it.
So I wanted to make it "star".
It was abbreviated as "star".
When I searched for it, I found out that a duo with "ungahail" sold well.
So I decided to make it "star" with "ungahail".
That's why I named it "don style".
Everything is ugly.
So, "don style" became "ugly" due to the origin of the name.
"don style" is certainly ugly.
By the way, I'm sorry, but there are still wild bombs, aren't there?
He really has to give up.
He's got a lot of missions.
Who's going to walk around barefoot?
What do you think? What do you think of this?
No, well, even if it's first place, well, well...
I was told that it would come in somewhere, and there were some disadvantages that came to mind, but...
But it's true that it's not good.
It's terrible. Maybe it's first place for me, too.
Because it's the worst thing to call it "death" when you're aiming for laughter.
I want to erase it. It's disgusting.
No, it's true.
It's wild.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's theory corner.
Tonight's presenter is...
Fourth place!
Thank you for your hard work!
I came here to leave my nails at home.
Both of you have wild faces, don't you?
Don't we?
You have a nice face.
I think you have a comedian-like face.
It's rare for you to have one of those, isn't it?
No, I'm the back stage.
You can't say that.
I'm the back stage.
It doesn't matter.
That's what I'm talking about.
In the past, there was a theory that you wouldn't notice even if your nails turned into sumo.
Do you remember it?
That's what Takeyama-san said and presented.
Why do you say one word at a time?
This is what I usually say.
There's a problem with what you usually say.
This is what I usually say.
As usual.
Takeyama-san said and presented that it's different.
Takeyama-san said it's not like that.
Takeyama-san said it's different.
That's right.
This is the theory we brought with us today!
Even if Kobayashi Sachiko becomes Kobayashi Karashi...
That's right!
This is it!
This is definitely...
First of all, it's this, right?
That's right!
When you write Kobayashi Sachiko-san, do you often write this wrong?
Do you write it?
Where do you write Kobayashi Sachiko?
I think it's such a similarity that you might be wrong.
I think it's the opposite, too.
Sometimes you try to write it as Karashi and end up writing it as Sachiko.
Sometimes you try to write it as Fufu and end up writing it as Nira.
That's not it!
It's not like that.
Let's watch the video right away!
The video?
Let's watch the video right away!
The video?
Goigois!
Kobayashi Sachiko will verify a theory that even if he becomes Kobayashi Karashi, he won't notice it.
So, this time...
This time...
Kobayashi Sachiko Agency cooperated with Kobayashi Karashi to make posters and signs for the concert venue.
I see!
Will the audience notice it?
It's a proper poster.
As time goes by, more and more people come in.
But you're a fan of Kobayashi Sachiko, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
That's because you're a fan of Kobayashi Sachiko.
Really?
She doesn't seem to notice it at all.
And inside...
It's low!
No, it's higher than low.
In the first place, it seems like there are people who can only hide.
It's really not good.
So from now on, she will listen to the customers.
Are you a fan?
I'm a fan.
I see.
Are you a fan of Kobayashi Sachiko?
I'm a fan of Kobayashi Sachiko.
Of course!
There's a poster in the back.
It's nice, isn't it?
You can only see her face.
It's nice.
It's nice, isn't it?
Is there anything wrong with this poster?
Is there anything wrong with it?
There's nothing wrong with it.
It's nice.
See?
Only her face.
I've been watching her since she was little.
Oh, I see.
Even a big fan who has been watching her since she was little didn't notice her sadness.
Oh, my.
She continues to interview customers.
Is there anything wrong with this poster?
There's nothing wrong with it.
It's just like it was.
It's wonderful.
How do you like this poster?
It's the best, Sachiko.
It's beautiful.
Sachiko's appearance is good.
How do you like this poster?
It's good.
I want it.
You want it?
Yes.
Since there's no one who noticed it at all...
There's someone again.
Here, she gives a strong hint.
How do you like the text?
"Karashi" means "mustard" in Japanese.
But no one noticed "karashi".
At this point, the theory is proven.
Just in case, we tried the opposite pattern.
"Karashi mentaiko" in a rice ball shop.
We tested it as "sachiko mentaiko".
This one is strange.
Will they notice it?
Karashi mentaiko and cheese.
They didn't notice it either.
And even after that...
Karashi mentaiko and cheese.
This is pretty popular.
They know that cheese is more popular,
but Sachiko doesn't notice it.
What do you call this?
"Puchi puchi shinsen karashi mentaiko"?
Yes.
Is there a difference?
Karashi mentaiko wouldn't have noticed it even if it was Sachiko mentaiko.
That's right! It was Sachiko mentaiko!
Was Sachiko-san the one who made it?
No, that's not it.
Sachiko here has nothing to do with it.
After this, additional verification with words that seem to be wrong!
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From now on, additional investigation with words that seem to be wrong.
First...
Toilet
Even if it's a tray, they don't notice it.
And when you open the tray door,
inside of it...
Of course, it's a tray.
Will anyone notice it?
It does say "tray", right?
They don't notice it at all and open the tray.
Furthermore...
Which one is it?
The tray.
I saw it clearly on the cover, but I was wrong.
The tray.
Which one is it?
The tray.
I saw a lot of trays like this in the bathroom.
Furthermore...
You look a little drunk.
Ha ha!
It's a tray.
As expected, it's very difficult for a toilet to be a tray.
It's a tray.
The chance of getting caught was also 100%.
Mistaken Reading Series
Next up is...
The theory that grapes can't be noticed even when they're ripe.
Ripe without a mountain, unripe without seeds.
Will they notice it?
As expected, they didn't notice it.
Furthermore...
- Which one did you buy? - This one.
- Which one? - Unripe grapes.
- Which one did you buy? - I'm thinking of buying grapes.
- Grapes? - Yes.
- Doesn't this look like grapes? - That's right! This is grapes!
It says "unripe."
Oh, I see!
- Unripe grapes have unripe seeds, right? - Unripe seeds, yes.
What does that have to do with grapes?
I think even if you change the letters, they won't notice it.
Is that all?
- Is that all? - No, it's correct!
- He said it! - It's correct!
- He said it twice! - Because of that, they got caught.
Anyway, people who notice unripe grapes don't show up.
And so...
Two men stand still in front of their protective clothing.
When they listen to their story...
- It seems like it's from Taiwan. - Taiwan? - Yes.
It was a Taiwanese person who only used kanji.
Will this be exposed?
- Do you know what this is called? - Yes, I know.
- "Potawa"? - "Potawa"? - "Pudo"? - Yes.
- "Onaji"? - "Onaji"? - "Onaji"?
- "Onaji" in kanji? - Yes.
- It's different. - It's a prank that also works for Chinese people.
- I see. - On the other hand...
What if their protective clothing said "grape"?
- "Sakamuri". - This time...
A young entertainer, who was called out for his simulation of the Lincoln Big Sports Day...
Will challenge obstacle race.
And at the end of the race...
Move forward like a grape.
It's a simple game where you move forward aiming for the grape at the end of the goal.
Will they mistake it for protective clothing?
- I don't think so. - I don't think there's anything.
- Protective clothing? - Protective clothing?
- "Hofuku" (recovery) - "Hofuku" (recovery)
- These guys... - They're good.
- They're really good. - They're like grapes.
- What did you do at the end of the race? - "Hofuku" (recovery)
- What does the sign say? - "Hofuku" (recovery)
- That's "hofuku" (recovery) - What?
It says "move forward like a grape"...
It's a new game where you move forward aiming for the grape at the end of the race.
This trophy is dirty!
It didn't mean anything!
The black man said it was a grape.
The black man?
You're the one who's wrong.
He noticed it.
It clearly said it was a grape.
I see.
Where are you from?
Uganda.
So, the Ugandan people are sharp.
I see.
How was it?
He didn't notice it.
Even though it's written in such big letters.
Is there anything else?
It seems like we're wrong about this and that.
You know me?
I only get the word "f-liner".
It means "f-liner", which means "new clothes" and "f-liner".
I can hear that word in Ukraine all the time.
You can hear it!
You can see it, but you can't see it!
It's the one that looks like it.
Yes, yes.
I can't hear it. It must be a different one.
Yes, yes.
I can barely hear it.
It's the one that looks like it.
Well, well.
It's better for you to say it than not say anything.
DVD Vol. 8 and 9 will be on sale today!
Vol. 8 is "Everyone's Theory Special", in which we collected 29 theories!
And Vol. 9 is "Mr. Oath" and "Binpochama" as our standard projects!
Unreleased footage will be included in each of them!
The first limited edition is "Gaisha Girls"' "Pumpey Remix"
along with the opening theme of the show's CD!
And also "Yuri's Chicken Rice"'s "Bearbrick Oversheet"!
Zen! Zen! Zen! Abara!
Next week, Vol. 3 of "Kaiouta's Strongest Tournament" will be held!
"Popular singer Hachikumi" will be judged by high school girls!
And also!
A theory that people don't realize even if they're wearing their own belongings!
A theory that people bring their own belongings and investigate them!
This is also a problem!
Oath!
"Mr. Oath"!
A theory that people say "oath" even in bed!