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Thank you for coming on Wednesdays and Thursdays!
Thank you!
Let's go!
Our first presenter is this person!
Please come in!
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Please tell us about yourself!
It's fried bread.
It's not fried bread!
It's not like it was fried once and came out.
It's a little less sugar, isn't it?
No, it's not less.
It's not dazzling, first of all.
The theory I brought this time is...
This is it!
The fourth master of sushi!
It's already been four years.
No one has cleared it properly yet.
No one.
That's right.
Last time, instead of me...
Oh, Nishimura came.
Yes, Nishimura came.
Yes, yes, yes.
It ended up like a broadcast accident.
Well, I went camping with a cool face the next day.
It's like him.
That's right.
Last time, I was most curious about...
Can you eat it with your eyes closed?
That's what's difficult about it.
It's a little hard for me.
My head is starting to hurt.
That's right.
So, this time...
A versioned up master of sushi!
I'm still going!
After that, a new stage has been added.
The fourth master of sushi!
Big eaters will try it in a trio!
Furthermore...
Kangaroo!
Kamagerin's "Make Your Children Laugh" final match!
Looking for Japan's largest forehead-tight person!
I want to win first place.
The fourth master of sushi!
So, once again, a challenge with Trio.
Using the skills of the last master of sushi,
they will eat the ingredients one by one with the tempo of the song.
Master of Sushi
The first challenger is...
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Not bad!
Not bad, huh?
Last time, Anthony Hickey showed us his amazing eating skills.
The black team will challenge "Master of Sushi" strategy.
Are you confident?
I'm sure we can do it, Bobby.
Of course!
Today, we have three amazing members.
No matter what comes up, we will eat it.
We are three black people, aren't we?
You know that, don't you?
Is that so?
Yes, I just realized it.
Why?
What kind of connection is that?
Here is the registration office for each level of "Master of Sushi".
Last time, all teams cleared "Level 1 - Fish Heaven" and challenged "Level 2 - Master of Sushi".
Don't fight with him!
He is pretty fast.
Will the black team be able to clear "Master of Sushi"?
Antony, Antony, go, go, go!
Nice!
What's that?
Wow, wow!
Nice, nice!
Go for it, go for it!
Catch it!
Eat it while it's hot!
Awesome!
Nice!
Eat it while it's hot!
Catch it!
Watch out, watch out, watch out!
Catch it right now!
Catch it! Catch it!
Who is it? Who is it?
Nice, nice, nice!
Awesome!
Bobby, eat it!
Bobby is eating it!
Are you okay?
This is bad!
It's coming out!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Ah!
Eat it!
No, no, no!
Eat it! Eat it!
Eat it!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
Bobby, Bobby!
Oh, I just said "eat it"!
Let's play that song!
Oh, okay!
I'll go eat it!
How is it?
Not bad, not bad.
I don't think this team has done much.
I ate it. I ate it.
What's wrong?
I ate it. I ate it.
Bobby, you're rushing me.
I didn't eat it.
I can't eat it all by myself.
Ike's burden is really heavy.
That's right.
Africa representative Slewpass suffered a setback, but somehow cleared the first stage.
The next challenge, level 3, is food song medley 2.
Garigari, who was in the previous medley, has risen to level 4 from its destructive power.
This time, we will challenge the medley of three new songs.
All right!
What's this?
Takara-kun, Chikara-kun...
What's this? I don't understand at all.
This is sorry.
This is awful.
Save me.
Seriously, you bad guys.
Where the hell did you come from?
Which one to choose?
Which one?
You can't do that anymore
I can't do it anymore
You can't say yes
Mushrooms, mushrooms, raw mushrooms
Oh this is it
Mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms
They're gone
Mushrooms are so delicious
Mushrooms are so good
No way
Mushrooms, mushrooms
You haven't had any of those in a long time
Mushrooms are so good
I don't like it.
No, no, no.
You guys are idiots! Why can't you take it?
I ate it! I ate it!
You guys didn't take it at all!
But I saw that when it was about to pass by, you ate it all.
This is it!
It's coming out.
What is he doing? Is he changing his diet?
Thank you for the meal!
What is this?
In addition to these two fat comedians, their total weight is 350kg.
How confident are you?
I feel like I can do it.
You're a terrible fat guy.
How much did you eat?
About 150 boxes.
I'm confident.
I'm only worried about my uterine health.
What do you mean?
Everything else is fine.
Fat comedians who have a lot of experience will first try to eat sushi.
Will it be ready soon?
It's coming.
Did you eat too much at first?
Hiro ate a lot of sushi and ate 15 boxes of sushi.
And...
Thank you!
Thank you, Hiro!
Fat comedians!
Your hands must be sticky.
I ate most of what Hiro ate.
It's so good!
You're fast.
Fat comedians and trios who still have a lot of experience will next try level 3, "food song medley 2".
What is this?
What is it?
I don't know.
Not only the melody.
What is it?
This?
Wow!
I see!
Hiro, you are amazing!
Why do you say that?
I don't know how to say it.
You are strong.
Kuramoto, what should we do with him?
Just do it!
Go for it!
What should we do with him?
What is it?
What?
What is it?
From now...
Mushroom.
What is it?
Mushroom.
Wow!
Mushroom.
100 yen coin.
4 shiitake mushrooms.
One more time.
Like Mario.
And...
Sesame salt.
I don't know.
Hiro, the pillar of the nation, freezes because of cherry blossoms.
Debu, and Rintorio also freeze at level 3.
Mushroom is difficult.
Mushroom.
How about these people?
Who is it?
Hello!
Nakanishi, Nagata, Kojima's New Japan Pro- Wrestling Three-man Tag Team.
You are quite veterans.
You are new members.
New members.
Yes, we have been fighting in the ring for 25 years.
We have been fighting in restaurants after the fight.
We will show you that today.
Yes.
Right?
I don't know the meaning of the words.
Anyway, he is very confident.
I won't use it.
So, Sushi-eater who cleared last time will accept the challenge of level 3 food song medley.
A large amount of tea for Nakanishi is also ready.
Can professional wrestlers conquer the food song medley 2 of Nankofuraku?
I said it before.
Nankofuraku's level 3 food song medley is ready.
It's easy to eat.
What is it?
You are not good at picking up.
You don't know the distance, do you?
From now on.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
Carrots are always there.
It's good.
It's hard.
It's amazing.
It's good.
It's good no matter how much you kill it.
It's good.
It's amazing.
It's good.
Carrots.
It's good.
It's amazing.
New Japan army has cleared.
It's amazing.
Nagata is doing illegal acts of hiding a lot of mushrooms in his left hand.
And inside, there is also...
A malicious foul of throwing mushrooms at the back is rampant.
Mr. Tegoshi, did you buy mushrooms on your own?
Yes.
So, this is the end of "tourist army".
The last one is "food fighter".
But before that, there is an exception.
The challenger is...
Thank you for coming.
Sushi craftsman, Takahiro Kabashima.
Yes, this time, according to the tempo of eating sushi,
will he be able to eat sushi as he said?
So, the "opposite of sushi" craftsman...
The challenger is the champion of "All Japan Touring Sushi Meister MVP Final Match".
Japanese top-class fast-eating craftsman, Kabashima.
Will he be able to eat sushi as he said?
I can't do it.
It's over.
He can't do it at all.
Of course I can't do it.
You want to do it, don't you?
I need to do it, right?
So, here is the final match.
The final match is "All Japan Touring Sushi Meister MVP Final Match".
Thank you for coming.
She is amazing.
She is a great mentor.
She is a great mentor, as well as a great professional.
She is more than a big eater.
She is a legend.
By the way, how much have you eaten recently?
Curry is 1.5 kilograms.
In the past, I ate about 10 kilograms.
How confident are you?
I'm not confident at all.
I will definitely win.
In the past, the two of them cleared "sushi kuine" and of course "menjo".
The strongest woman's food fighter team will challenge "food song medley 2" of "new level 3" of "nankou furaku".
I want you to say this.
This much.
In a lunch box.
Onigiri, onigiri.
A little more.
Here you go.
Only sesame salt.
Eggplant.
Shiitake mushroom.
Zucchini.
What is this?
It's delicious.
It's easier to hold than I thought.
I see.
You split it.
Mushroom is hard.
Mushroom is hard to eat.
It's not hard at all.
It's good.
Are you okay?
I don't know.
You're doing your best.
It's easy.
It's hard to hold.
You split it.
It's hard.
It's new.
I'm relieved.
It's good.
It's coming.
It's good. It's good.
It was easy. It was easy.
It's wonderful.
Do it.
So, they finally challenged level 4.
But, Garigari and Tanako, as a result of the latest technology, have been raised even higher to level 5.
The new level 4 that they will challenge is…
What is it?
Biscuit.
It's biscuit.
Biscuit will remove moisture.
Scone.
I see.
Biscuit.
She is trying to get it from the back.
It's aggressive.
It's good.
But, it doesn't seem to be a problem at all.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Water.
Don't drink tea. Don't drink tea.
Amazing.
Drink tea. Drink tea.
It's so hard.
Hellish eyes.
It's tough.
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it possible?
It's a little…
What is it?
Not yet. Not yet.
It's still okay.
Amazing.
Is it okay?
It's still okay.
So far, they are in the middle of raising the level of surprise.
Well, "garigari" is already amazing.
It's hard to find a good one in between.
Biscuits are a little difficult.
The moisture in your mouth is taken away.
Moreover, it increases more and more, and the taste does not change.
It doesn't go well with tea.
The next presenter is this person.
Here you go!
This is the singer of "King Kong", Yuta Kajiwara!
Nice to meet you!
It's the first appearance of "Downtown" on Wednesday.
Nice to meet you!
"King Kong"!
Well, it's a little early, but Mr. Matsumoto.
You have children, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Is there a joke that always makes your children laugh?
Well, isn't there?
Isn't there a joke like that?
I'm sure there is!
I'm sure there is a person who makes children laugh like that all over Japan!
I'm sure there is!
He is the funniest person in Japan.
To be honest with you, I don't think you like me at all!
First of all, I've never made you laugh like that.
No, no, no!
I'm sure you've laughed like that many times.
No, no, no!
I'm sure you've laughed like that many times.
Wait a minute! What about the others?
Let's ask Matsumoto-san first!
That's right!
Let's ask Matsumoto-san first!
Of course!
For example, it's common to make a "no, no, no" face, isn't it?
I've laughed like that many times!
I don't laugh like that!
You don't?
No, no, no!
Since you were a kid!
You don't laugh like that?
We have a senior comedian here!
My daughter is seven years old now.
Yes.
The other day, she called her friend and said, "Dad, do something funny!"
Wow!
She made me laugh like that!
What did she do?
Ignore me!
What?!
She can't do that!
Now, Hamada-san!
Hamada-san!
I've made many faces like that!
You've made many faces like that!
As expected of you!
It's a big hit, isn't it?!
Just now, Matsumoto-san said, "I've made many faces like that!"
Hamada-san has made many faces like that!
That's right!
What?!
You can't do that!
So, this is the theory I've brought with me today!
Everyone has a theory that their own children will always win in Papagei!
Well...
At the moment, we don't have one, but...
I see. I shouldn't have brought it with me.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
This time, I was also able to go on location.
Oh, I see!
Yes!
I went there myself!
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It's small...
Even if it's been more than 30 years, it hasn't changed.
It's because cats are sold because they're small!
Dad entertainer, everyone has a theory that their children will always laugh out loud.
So, this time, entertainers who are confident in making children laugh will enter.
The first challenger is penalty boy, Wacky.
And the target is eight-year-old eldest son, Hatsuku.
I don't think you need much of a strategy, because you're your own child.
He's very confident.
Because he's the youngest.
It's easy.
So, he sets up a hidden camera at home and starts the challenge.
What kind of animal is it? Guess.
Start!
Gorilla.
Yes, correct!
Correct.
Yes.
He's laughing a lot.
This animal.
Wolf!
The correct answer is...
Kangaroo!
It's completely different!
He's really working hard.
It's a good father and son.
What is it?
This one.
Kangaroo!
It's cooked in a rice bowl.
It's completely different!
Kangaroo!
Crab!
It's completely different!
It's a panda.
We are not like that, but...
We are pandas! Pandas! Pandas!
The rules are different now.
Pandas! Pandas! Pandas!
Just like his declaration,
Huck has learned all about Huckle's humor.
And he got a big applause.
It's getting scary.
And now, a joke story.
Huh?
Huh, Huck?
How was it?
You don't usually see kids like this, do you?
They clap and laugh like this.
Dad, it's funny.
Yeah.
Just now?
It's not just now.
The next challenger is...
Kimi Kong Kajiwara.
This time, out of four brothers,
from 13 to 4 years old,
they will try to target three older children.
I wonder if Kajiwara is confident.
When I usually laugh and act, it's a joke.
But at home, it's totally a joke.
When kids spontaneously come up with ideas for me,
I don't say "why not?" all of a sudden,
but I ride on them and tell them.
That's what I like about it.
Well, it's a joke, but it's a joke, right?
Sit down.
Now...
It's a joke!
Now, I'm going to tell you
how I've grown up since I was little.
Yes! Yes!
I'm serious. Don't interrupt me.
Yes!
That's a good answer!
He pretends not to interrupt,
but rides on them and starts.
Let me tell you.
At first, I...
Don't hit me!
I'm not saying "don't hit me"!
I don't want you to hit me.
Don't hit me!
No, no, no!
Stop it!
When I was in elementary school...
Actually, I didn't know what it was.
I didn't know what it meant.
Right? I'm counting on you.
When I was in elementary school...
I didn't tell you to do this.
I told you.
What I'm saying now is...
When I was in elementary school...
I didn't say "soccer"!
Stop it! I'm telling you to listen to me!
Right?
- Dokkoisho! Dokkoisho! - Dokkoisho! Dokkoisho!
It's not like that! It's not like that, Papa!
Papa, you're not talking about "souranbushi", right?
I'm asking you what happened to you when you were little.
- Oh, it's my sister! - It's my sister!
- Onigiri! - Oh! Oh!
- Onigiri! - Onigiri!
- Pon! Pon! - Pon! Pon!
I don't know what you're talking about!
How was it?
Well, you know, I usually do things like that at home.
What are you doing?!
Don't get in my way!
Right?
- Got it? Don't get in my way! - Okay!
- Got it? - Wow!
- It's like "Gachon Club"! - It's not "J-Ran"!
The next challenger is Akibasa Haraguchi.
He challenges to target boys of 6 years old, 4 years old and 1 year old.
- Only boys... - Oh, no! My toes! Pull my toes a little!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Damn it!
I did it, mama!
You pulled my toe, so I'll pull your finger.
One more time! One more time! One more time!
There it is!
Sorry!
He can laugh lightly, but he gets bored easily and doesn't even laugh out loud.
- So... - Say it!
He uses impersonation tools, which is also a big name.
Moreover, he throws away his pride and even shows how to use it wrong.
What's that?
It's a rabbit!
But, as a result of being scared of it...
It's still too early for you to make people laugh with impersonations.
I don't think we should make people laugh with impersonations.
What's the funniest impersonation you've ever done?
It's Ega-chan.
Ega-chan.
Ega-chan, huh...
Hey! It's me!
That's right.
The next challenger is Osamurai-chan.
His target is one and a half year old eldest son, Kisuke-kun.
I don't think he's old enough to make people laugh with impersonations yet...
It's a short-time drama.
It's about Antonio in the Edo period.
How are you?
If you're fine, I can do anything for you.
Let's go!
One, two, three, gold exchange!
Edo! Edo! Edo! Edo!
The last challenger is Shampoo Hat-kun.
His target is one and a half year old eldest son, Kaigi-kun.
His target is three brothers.
They have similar faces.
It's impossible for a father to slip in front of his children.
He shows confidence in his children's laughter, but...
Could it be...
Should we go to a convenience store?
Who wants something to eat? One for each of us.
Snacks!
Ari, you want snacks? Kairi?
Snacks.
Kairi, you want snacks? Siri?
Anything is fine.
Anything is fine, huh?
Anything is fine, right?
Candy!
Cucumber, right?
Cucumber is fine, right?
Candy!
Candy?
Candy, candy and cucumber?
I'll go buy some.
Okay.
Huh? What is it?
Can't help it.
See you later.
Did you do it?
Of course. I can do it by myself.
If you go to the convenience store by yourself, will the police stop you?
They won't. I'm wearing proper clothes.
Does it feel good?
I can't do it at all.
Look! You've improved a little with your fart.
I didn't even fart.
How about you?
I'm kind of hungry.
This is the happiest thing I've ever experienced in my life.
Yeah.
It's like a bomb.
My daughter is losing her mind.
Will it never end like this?
Once she gets out of the room...
You're full of jokes.
Who wants to watch jokes?
She changed her strategy and decided to compete with clip jokes.
Unforgivable dog.
I hate this dog.
No matter how many times I push it away, it runs innocently.
My beloved husband, one year ago,
I saved this stray dog that jumped out on the road a year ago and became a person who can't go home.
I couldn't forgive it.
But as I saw it running to me over and over again, my thoughts changed.
Maybe this dog is a gift that person left me.
I'm sorry for a long time.
From now on we are not alone.
Cut!
Yes!
This joke didn't work at all.
After that, she continued to show off her jokes with all her might, but...
It's like Nagano Koichi.
What?
It's like Nagano Koichi.
I give up.
That's sad.
Thank you for your hard work.
How was it?
Well, the rebellious period has begun.
Is that a problem?
So, the rebellious period of the Toyotomi family.
Well, I see.
What do you think?
I think we didn't need a samurai.
That's right.
I think it was a little too early.
We didn't need a samurai and a sushi chef.
A sushi chef.
Kajiwara, you know that you are usually close to children.
That's right.
When I eat rice, I say to my children, "Get me a chopstick," and they bring me a remote control.
They know it, too.
That's right. They push me in.
You've been at home all the time, haven't you?
I've been at home all the time.
I know that.
That's right.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner.
Tonight's presenter is...
Thank you for coming!
You don't say "thank you" that much.
I'm saying it. I'm saying it.
You're not saying it. You're not saying it.
I felt like you were the most desperate, but you're not saying it at all.
I'm saying it a lot, but you're not saying it at all.
Because you're the champion.
That's right.
I didn't say it.
You don't say it much. You're pretty hurt.
I didn't say it.
Is it okay not to say it?
That's right.
Now, everyone!
First of all, please take a look at this.
Here you go!
Now, this is the entertainer "impossible"'s Hirukawa, but looking at his face, everyone, is there anything you think of about this guy's face?
Well, he has a large size and deep hair.
His hair is thick.
Isn't his forehead narrow?
That's right. His forehead is narrow.
Right?
Everyone else, is there anything you're particularly interested in?
Isn't his nose a little big?
Yes.
His bananas are large.
Those are for picking up and eating.
I see.
I'd like you to look at his face a little more.
Is there anything else?
Martha-san, is everything alright? Is there anything you think of?
No!
Please don't say "no" so much.
Because it's a theory.
Now, there were various opinions, but today, we've brought a theory about this Hirukawa's appearance.
And that is this!
"Impossible Hirukawa" or "the forehead is narrow" theory has never existed in this world!
- But, you were already out of this world at a relatively early stage, right? - Yes, I was. - That's right.
- Yes, you were out of this world. - Yes, I was out of this world.
- I wanted to ask you various opinions. - Yes, you did.
- So, when I said it, you said "Yes, you're right!" - I think you should have gone in earlier.
- Yes, you're right. We don't have the era where we go in quickly like that. - Yes, you're right.
- We feel sad and feel sad. - Yes, you're right.
- If you look at it like that, the forehead is... - No, it's really narrow. - It's quite narrow, isn't it?
- But, you have your bangs down, don't you? - Yes, I do. - Then, it looks very narrow.
- By the way, it's narrow for me, too. - It's narrow like this. - It's narrow! - You're good!
- It's narrow, but when you look at this Hirukawa - kun... - Not at all. - Not at all. - Hirukawa-kun is narrow.
- So, you can't do it when you're hot-tempered. - No, it doesn't have that width!
- It doesn't have that coolness. - I also cut it in half and put it on. - What?
- I put it on my eyebrows, so... - No, you don't have it! - You don't have it! - You don't have it! - You don't have it!
- Impossible Hirukawa and other people with narrow foreheads will verify the theory that doesn't exist in this world. - It's really narrow! - It's really narrow!
- So, let's go to Hirukawa. - Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- It's like Katsura. - It's said that people with smaller foreheads than you have good luck.
Wow!
I'm glad my forehead is small!
Is there anything you have trouble with your forehead being small?
- If my forehead is too small, my dandruff doesn't go away. - Oh, that's a problem.
- It comes off easily. - It's good that you don't worry about it.
- Normal people's dandruff changes, right? - Yes.
But I wonder if it's moving forward.
Hirukawa has an overwhelming amount of hair and very thick eyebrows, and a very narrow forehead.
How big is Hirukawa's forehead?
By the way, the average size of a Japanese person's forehead is about 6 centimeters.
But is it...
- It's about 2.5 centimeters. - 2.5 centimeters?!
You're an expert!
However, it is less than half of the average size and 2.5 centimeters thick.
- What?! - What?!
In addition, normal people's forehead is one-third of their face size.
In other words, it is said that about 33% of the face size is beautiful.
In the case of Hirukawa, it was only 14% and this was also less than half of it.
Who do you think has a narrower forehead than you?
Ryo of Kochikame.
Ryo has a very narrow forehead.
Ryo has a narrow forehead and I have a narrow forehead, so I was able to make Kochikame's story.
Ryo of Kochikame.
Certainly, his forehead was so narrow that it was incomparable.
So, from now on, we will pick up young people with narrow foreheads and actually measure and verify.
First of all...
Hiking walking Suzuki Kyutaro.
I've been watching it for a long time, so I say it myself, but I say it from time to time.
Well, is that so?
Narrow forehead or something like that.
Is there anything you have been very troubled about because you have a narrow forehead?
Oh, well...
Cold sweat comes off.
Now that we've talked about the common cold sweat, let's measure it right away.
Oh, but well...
The result is 3.5cm and 1cm wider than Kirukawa, and there is no competition at all.
No, I can't beat you. I don't think I want to win, though.
After that, young dekosema entertainers continue their investigation.
3.6cm.
Not only Kirukawa's 2.5cm, but also those who cut 3cm don't come out.
Meanwhile...
A celebrity with a narrow forehead continues...
He also played against that 400 match undefeated man, Hickson Gracie.
Guru wrestler, Funaki Masakatsu.
This is certainly something to look forward to.
Do you use it there?
So, let's go to Funaki.
Since I joined pro-wrestling, many seniors have told me that I have a narrow forehead.
I was still 15 years old at the time.
Then I thought it would grow a little, but it hasn't changed for over 30 years.
Anyway, if I can be ranked like this, I want to be number one.
Funaki, a passionate man who shows his desire to be number one even on a shooting like this.
Certainly, his forehead is insanely narrow.
But...
The result is 2.7cm and unfortunately not one step ahead of Kirukawa.
Oh, I lost. It's a shame.
For 30 years, I've been told that I'm narrow- minded and narrow-minded.
I came here and was finally closed up, but I lost.
I don't like it.
It's quite frustrating.
It's frustrating. I don't want to meet that person anymore.
So, the next narrow-minded celebrity is...
I'm Ryuya Nakuta.
Nice to meet you.
Ryuya Nakuta, Katsura Nanko.
Nanko-sho.
In Kansai, I'm called "narrow-minded" because I'm a seller.
No one buys me, though.
My nickname is "narrow-minded Ara".
I use "narrow-minded" jokes.
He's been a veteran of all kinds of jokes, but...
I don't say things like that.
Actually, three days before this shoot...
It doesn't suit me, though.
We only have "narrow-minded" mail order.
I came here for work because of "narrow-minded".
It was downtown on Wednesday.
In Kansai, narrow-minded is the narrowest and most popular.
Even before the shoot...
He talked about the project during the live broadcast.
He was a famous veteran of all kinds of jokes.
He was like, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
The result is...
3.7cm and less.
3.7cm.
It's a little wide.
So...
Except for Funaki in second place, it's not even a match.
As the legend says, Hirukawa is in first place.
So, we're going to do a general survey.
First of all, this black T-shirt.
The record is 2.9 centimeters.
And just in case, this man who was with him also measured it.
And then...
Can you stand up a little?
It's no joke, his forehead was wide.
On the contrary, I think like this.
I'm so nervous.
It's a little wide.
Seriously.
What?
The record is 8.5 centimeters, which exceeds the average.
Even if Hibikawa becomes a trio, he can't beat him.
Stop it!
He was a man of unique deco style.
Seriously.
By the way, even if Fuyuki becomes a trio, he can't beat him in hybrid deco style.
Wow.
You're good at finding things.
The next thing we discovered was this deco sera mirror.
It's narrow.
Even so, his brother is quite capable.
Your face looks like it.
Have you ever been told that you have a narrow forehead?
No, I haven't.
But I've been told that I look like Hiepita or Harto.
What is the record?
I'm sure of it.
So far, it's 2.6 centimeters, which is the widest.
That's good.
What?
Is it like this?
It's quite wide.
I think it's about 26 centimeters.
What?
It's 2.2 centimeters!
No, no, no, no.
2.2 centimeters?
No, no, no, no.
2.2 centimeters?
His brother, who has a very narrow forehead, and his brother, who has a very bad brain, were brothers.
You're saying too much!
Next...
I have a job and I'm going home.
Oh, you have a job?
Yes.
So far, we have provided this program with the sponsor you are watching.
So you're saying he's number one, right?
What's wrong?
Are you angry, Hamada-san?
I'm not angry!
Next, we found this person in Osaka.
I'm done with work and I'm going home.
- You're done with work? - Yes.
I feel like at the end of May...
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Stop it! Stop it!
As you can see from somewhere, he has a hippo-like mouth and a very narrow forehead.
He discovers a woman with a lot of elements.
We asked him which one he was interested in.
- Really? - Among your own elements...
Yes.
What would you like to improve?
Well...
- I'm trying to look old-fashioned. - Yes, yes.
- I'm trying to look fashionable. - That's right.
He says he's careful about his clothes.
- That's good. - You have a narrow forehead and a narrow mouth.
Well...
It's a little...
- It's moving. - It's moving.
- It's a little off. - What?
- No, it's... - Yes.
- What? - It's moving.
It's moving.
- This is my own element. - It's moving.
- Yes. - I applaud you for that.
- What was it like? - It was off.
What was it like?
I applaud you for that.
You're all gaggers, aren't you?
You shouldn't do that!
This show is really...
- It's just an investigation. - Yes, it's an investigation.
It was off, in conclusion.
- That's right. - Yes.
It's possible to make his mouth the narrowest.
- It's possible. - It's possible.
- It's adjustable. - It's adjustable.
- Yes. - Yes.
Also, check out his teeth.
Next week, even if it doesn't sell well, the entertainer's girlfriend is cute.
- She's here. - Hello.
- Cute! - Cute!
The entertainer who doesn't sell well and the beautiful woman who doesn't get along with each other.
Also, a thorough investigation of "unknown Japanese people who have been sent by viewers".
And...
When he was eating cold fish noodles and gave him a lecture,
E.C.O. verified the theory of not losing three times in a row.
- That's enough, eat it. - Yeah.