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Now it has begun, Wednesday's "Downtown" everyone, please enjoy.
Yes, it has begun.
Now, let's begin.
The first presenter is this person, please come in.
Yes.
She is Kotoge Kokiho.
I'm Kanjiku Mango.
You're not Kanjiku Mango.
You're cheating.
You've been waiting for my example.
There are people you like.
Am I here to do that?
You're like Gyaku Pabahara.
Do you remember I did "bimbocchama" theory before?
That "obocchama" girl, Kuran-chan.
Ah, I did it.
I didn't realize it until the end.
Based on that, I brought a thrilling project.
Here it is.
"Hayaben Sensei"?
Yes.
So that you don't get caught during class.
I'm sure some of you have done "hayaben" before.
But surprisingly, teachers don't think you're eating bento during class.
I don't think you'll get caught.
Just like "bimbocchan".
Is it a theory?
It's not really a theory...
It's a teacher.
What are you saying?
This is a teacher.
Teacher!
This is a teacher.
What are you saying?
This is a teacher.
Don't say it again.
What?
That's enough.
After this, a new project "hayaben sensei".
Can you steal a teacher's eye and eat a bento?
Furthermore...
The moment an entertainer slipped the most so far.
On the contrary, an interesting theory.
I don't like it.
If you watch it now, you'll regret the shocking video.
And...
There's no TV or radio.
What's going on with Yoshi Ikuzo's "ora, tokyo, sai, guda"?
Verify the theory of humility.
This time, three teachers will be invited for this fake project.
During the class, students will be challenged how fast they can speak without being noticed.
The first one is Ms. Hayaben.
She will challenge...
Hello.
You've grown up a lot.
Have you ever been called "Hayaben" when you were students?
I used to say "Hayaben" when I was a student, but I don't think I can say it in front of such a small number of students.
It's true.
It's obvious.
First of all, this sandwich will be called "Hayaben" in the first hour.
This is relatively easy to eat.
During the 10-minute class, the points will be added up for the amount of food you eat.
If you get caught in the middle of the class, all points will be confiscated.
As a result of the lottery, as you can see in the seats...
The front seats are difficult.
Each of you will hide a lunch box in your desk and stand there.
Can you speak fast without being noticed?
It's too difficult.
Hello!
I will be in charge of today's class!
You guys don't like action movies?
Let's take a short break.
This is a special segment.
Today's class is...
You know what a celebrity does.
They go and eat grilled meat.
Like the launch party and other opportunities.
We will talk about those opportunities.
Today's class is about...
Now!
While she is writing a book, she carries a sandwich in her mouth one after another.
Why are you eating a gummy bear?
How to find a bakery!
The first one is...
A chance!
A fortune!
Choosing a fortune is the first step, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What will you do if you get a fortune?
Can I ask you a question?
Yes.
I will give you a quiz.
Quiz!
I'm excited.
Welcome!
She was excited for a moment, but...
But...
What's up?
It's funny, isn't it?
Ready?
What's up?
It's written in front of the store.
I can't enter if it's there.
Nobody can get out of here.
Aged meat.
It's the most popular now.
Aged meat is the most popular now, isn't it?
Yes.
Where?
Teacher, can I ask you a question?
Aged meat and frozen meat are different.
No, it's not.
It's written on the sign.
He seemed a little worried about what was going on inside.
He won by one shot with Kubota's fine play.
Great!
But there was an unexpected accident here.
What's up?
I'm counting on you.
It was all deducted.
Teacher, if it's male and female, male is...
Can I say something?
Kubota's fine play.
Can I say something?
What's up?
It's not good, isn't it?
There must be some trouble.
Something was in it.
Sandwich?
No, it's written in front of the store.
Can I say something?
When I write on the blackboard, I hear a rustling sound.
What is this?
Please continue.
Class, please.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Can I continue?
No, no, I really can't.
Oh, this is a little...
Hitomaro is caught in a sandwich by a mistake.
The class continues at the last minute.
It's funny.
And...
There is no mistake.
The first line, the middle line.
Hitomaro, what is that mistake?
I couldn't concentrate and entertain everyone in class.
There was something I wanted to say, but I couldn't say it.
The reason I couldn't concentrate is...
The students...
What is it?
When I write on the blackboard...
It's noisy.
It's noisy, it's noisy.
It's not noisy at all.
That's what I'm worried about.
It's noisy.
Even though he felt uncomfortable,
he didn't notice that he was writing fast, so it's safe.
So, here is the result.
Isn't it great?
It's great!
It's really great!
I ate seven of them.
I could only eat one.
I'm scared, scared, scared!
I'm really scared!
So, after the first hour of class,
as you can see, each of them earned points.
And, in the second hour of class,
as you can see,
food and seats are fixed here.
Of course, it's easier to find out in the front row,
so you can eat it easily.
And in the back row, you can eat a lot of food.
This time,
no matter which seat and food you choose,
as long as you can feel it, you can earn 10 points.
This is the rule.
And, as a result of the first row's points being selected in the lower order,
as you can see, each seat and food are fixed here.
I think I can eat all of Hakkoyaki.
I think so, too.
Nice to meet you.
The second teacher is this person who needs attention to the angle of his gaze.
I'm a teacher today.
What is that?
Let me introduce myself.
Stand in front of me.
I can do this.
Obayashi.
You know me, don't you?
Yes.
I was a volleyball player.
Of course.
I was in the Olympics.
Yes, you were.
Do you know me?
Yes, I know you.
I know you.
Yes.
What are you doing?
I'm Atlanta of America.
I did it!
Go! Go! Go!
I played volleyball in Italy and Syria.
Now I'm a university...
Cut it out! Cut it out!
Cut it out!
I'm a captain teacher.
What are you doing?
Please be careful.
You're so kind.
Please calm down and write.
No, no, no.
Take it easy.
Take it easy?
You're showing off, teacher.
No, I'm a different person.
Yes, I'm a captain teacher.
The lesson I'm going to teach you today is...
What is it?
Takoyaki is good.
See?
The lesson is...
About laughing?
It's very difficult for me to teach you about laughing in class,
but I'd like to tell you why I chose it.
Today's theme.
I gave you three of them.
He's doing it properly.
You don't have to do it like that.
You have to do it properly.
That's right.
Apparently, in the second hour of class, they use blackboards a lot.
I see.
Be careful, be careful.
Be careful.
The students are getting faster and faster.
They're getting bolder and bolder.
Nishimura is getting bolder and bolder.
And in a blink of an eye, there are only two minutes left.
That's amazing.
The rich people of Kazushima are also bold.
But they're all from Tamu prefecture.
That's right.
The older people other than Tanaka and Nishimura have already finished eating.
Wow, it's difficult.
No, it's difficult.
Then, here...
There are young people who want to go out with older people.
That's right.
So, they won't die if they're offered.
That era should be coming now.
You don't look like Anthony at all.
Don't move.
Nishimura is aiming for the last spurt.
He's hiding behind Anthony's big back and eating steak proudly.
It's not love.
And, Tanaka, who lost three minutes at the beginning, is also heading for the last spurt.
That's right.
It looks hot.
It's hot.
There is only one minute left.
The two want to eat as much as possible, but...
So, after this, everyone who is talking...
Why are you looking at me like that?
Everyone who is talking...
Why are you looking at me like that?
Behind you?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Why?
I'm hungry.
What is it?
She found out.
Couple ramen is difficult, isn't it?
Are you kidding me?
You spilled it.
So, the second hour ends here.
Except for Tanaka and Nishimura, four people have gained 10 points.
As you can see, they are in 10th place now.
And finally, the last stage.
The third hour is a Viking style.
From these 15 kinds of food, you can bring in as many as you like.
All points of the food you ate will be added up.
And...
I will announce it first.
This time, the last teacher is Hamaguchi Animal.
I think I can eat it.
Ichido found out about the teacher's identity.
He chose difficult food just for this stage.
You can't eat crabs, can you?
He aims for a big reversal in the last stage.
There are a lot of crabs.
Crabs have high points.
They aim for high points.
Everyone!
What is your dream?
Is it big?
You know it, don't you?
My name is...
Hamaguchi.
I'm Hamaguchi Animal.
Nice to meet you again.
Nice to meet you, too!
Well...
I...
What!
I'll call you from now on.
Yes!
Chance! Chance! Chance!
Chance! Chance!
Oh, it's sushi! It looks delicious!
Chance! Chance!
Now! Now! Now! Let's go! Let's go!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Let's go! Let's go!
He's eating a lot!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
He's eating a lot!
As expected, as expected...
What is this man writing?
It's almost like a normal meal in Tokyo.
He's eating a lot!
Here, that man makes a mistake.
What? What? What?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! Wow!
Oh, no!
Anthony spilled the sauce on the noodles.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Hey!
Everyone! My life has been born! I am now 70 years old.
Safe!
This is safe!
In addition...
I can't eat it now.
It's difficult.
It's spilled and stuck.
I can't move.
It's stuck in my back.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I don't know why.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
In an animal's unique way, he caught a shell.
What are you doing?
He can no longer eat properly.
I'm not injured.
Then, Kubota...
Please laugh and release!
He'll laugh and release!
Next is Max's grasshopper.
It's painful.
If you do that, you won't know.
You guys! Stop it! Stop it!
Even if you say that, you won't know.
Yes!
What?! What is manzai?!
He said it in one breath.
I said it in one breath.
It's not something you say in one breath.
Manzai.
During class, even if something is being grilled on a hot plate, he doesn't notice it.
Animal.
It's an animal.
He said it in such a crude way.
Note it! Note it!
The students became bolder and bolder.
And...
They're eating crabs.
Carnivores!
The students are eating animals again.
I'm full!
Carnivores!
If you touch it a little, the blood flow will disappear.
Animals, Hamamushi-sensei.
Everyone, touch it. You, too, touch it.
- Okay. - Down!
I knew it.
He's so funny!
Time up.
He's so funny!
So, here are the total points.
The first Hayabegon ate a monkfish.
It was a black salmon kubota.
Wow, that's funny.
That's a good challenge.
But Mr. Animal has a problem.
Yes, he does.
Mr. Animal doesn't notice what we do.
- That's true. - If you go that far...
Yes, so...
In theory...
In class...
I'd like to try that next.
I'd like to see where Mr. Animal notices.
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
The next presenter is this person!
Here we go!
It's not funny at all.
Wait, Mr. Animal said something.
It's not funny at all.
If you do it, please be quiet.
- Okay. - Don't say anything.
I knew you'd do it like that.
- You're naked. - I knew you'd do it like that.
- It doesn't matter if you get married. - It doesn't matter if you get married!
That's amazing.
That face is terrible.
- Go ahead, go ahead. - It's violence, it's violence.
- Go ahead, go ahead. Take it easy. - Well, here's what we've prepared for you!
On the contrary, the funniest theory that comedians have ever said.
Oh, it's difficult.
Well, the moment I slipped is hell, but after a while, when I look back at it later, I think it's really interesting.
Maybe.
Yes.
Right, Itsuka-san?
What?
Don't you have it? As a comedian.
I have a lot of that.
We don't have any impersonations or one-shot jokes at all.
Oh.
The three of us are not three people, so when we are shaken, we slip every time.
If you look at it later, it's probably impossible.
Oh, really.
By the way, Matsumitsu-san, do you have it?
What, you mean I slipped?
Yes.
No, I don't.
Matsumitsu-san, that's what it is.
That's what it is.
That's what I want to say.
That's what comedians are like.
You know it because you're laughing, right?
But I think this will come up later.
What?
Didn't you have it?
No, I mean...
In "Dream Match", there was a duo that slipped about a month, right?
A duo of Tamken and Sugi-chan.
It was really terrible.
It was like "kiririn".
I know, I know.
Did you have it?
Yes, I did.
That was a little shocking for me.
This long...
My parents were there, editing and laughing, and I managed to fool them.
But it was really terrible on the set.
I couldn't hear anything anymore.
I was embarrassed.
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That was tough.
TV, radio, cars...
You know it, right?
Piano, bar...
The moment comedians slipped the most so far.
We'll verify interesting theories.
First of all, Chidori's slipperiest moment so far.
Isn't it M-1 for us?
And M-1, well, the story is slippery, but it's not a story.
It's not a story.
But I really don't like it.
It's tough.
It's like a loser's comment.
Oh, it's tough.
From the MC of M-1.
Chidori has been disbanded.
You know, there's a call to a separate room.
It's frustrating. It's the worst.
If you do this, it's something.
I wish I could say it.
But I don't know if it's a joke or not.
It's not like it's slippery.
It's like it's torn.
Such is Chidori's M-1 loser's comment in 2003.
Chidori in the waiting room!
Unfortunately, how is it, Kim?
Will this be the last show?
If we have one more show, we'd love to do a joke.
Well, thank you for coming.
No, no, no.
What is it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Kishimura-san was ignoring me like that.
He was doing it with one hand.
I did it with both hands.
One hand was enough.
No, no, no.
I have to say it.
Definitely.
After that, one more time.
I have to say it.
Like Chidori's face.
How is it?
Will this be the last show?
If we have one more show, we'd love to do a joke.
What is it?
Next, non-style Ishida's most slippery moment.
The final of R-one?
So this is how it is.
When I heard about the final of R-one, I got a lot of messages like "good luck!"
I got a lot of messages via e-mails and LINE.
I got a lot of messages, but I haven't received any messages since the show ended.
Here is the story of R-one, which became a block reunion.
Hello, please have a look at our products.
Yeah, yeah.
"It's suspicious." "No, it's not."
"Look, it's all white." "Yeah, it's fine."
You don't have to worry about it.
You know, there is a popular commercial right now.
No, no, no, no, no.
You know, there is a commercial where you get more annoyed than you get excited.
You know, there is an old man who is in the hospital.
Yeah, try it.
It changes in one day.
Yeah, I'm excited.
Hey, look at me!
I'm telling you in person.
I'm drinking it.
Two years ago.
So, you know, in two days, you'll have a lot of rice.
Yeah, a lot of rice.
But in three days, you'll have a lot of this, too.
Yeah.
Wow, that's a lot of rice.
Wow.
It's huge!
It's a lot of rice.
If you don't eat it yet, I'll buy this cream.
Buy it?
You know what to do.
This is hard.
That was hard.
That's hard.
But I remember slipping more.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, surprisingly, you're picking up my laughter.
That's what I thought.
Next is...
Kendo Kobayashi's...
The most slippery moment in his life.
I was invited to "The World's Most Mysterious Discoveries."
I had just arrived in Tokyo and it was already past 3 o'clock.
But I was like, "I'm not going to leave any footprints behind."
And for the first question...
When we were placing the Hitoshi-kun dolls...
The first question was a little difficult.
I didn't think I would get it right.
All right! Here it is! Super Hitoshi-kun!
And I placed it like, "Doh!"
But it made a "shin" sound.
At the time, Kurayanami-san didn't look to the left at all.
This looks interesting.
Here is Super Hitoshi-kun who was about to leave footprints behind.
Let's see.
Are there a lot of people who do this?
Well, naturally...
A lot of people don't do this.
Oh!
It looks like him.
You two are amazing.
I was confident at first, but now I'm not.
Huh?
Huh? It's already...
It's been cut.
For real.
Well, of course.
It was really windy in the morning.
If you think about it, of course.
Except for the live broadcast, it seems like most of the slippery scenes don't stay on-air.
Next is "Drunk Dragon"'s most slippery moment so far.
Fuji TV's "Atarashii Nami" (New Wave)
There was one.
"Atarashii Nami" was good.
There was a story about the principal.
I was involved in that as well.
At the preliminary meeting, you gathered together and said...
It's about Okamoto-kun's bullying problem.
I couldn't say it at the same time as it was a famous point.
Suzuki couldn't come up with a phrase to call the principal's voice actor, Tsukaji.
Looking for such a phrase, Suzuki wanders around like this.
Good morning, students.
There is nothing else for you to gather for today.
Good morning, students of Class 1-B who got angry yesterday.
Good morning.
He said it from his head.
Even though it's Sunday, students of Class 1-B!
Good morning, everyone.
Good morning.
It's so quiet.
This is tough.
This is amazing.
Of course, it was edited short on-air, but it actually took more than five minutes for Tsukaji to appear.
I see.
Are you going to play it again?
No, this is tough.
And I don't even want to be seen downtown.
I'm sure you think it's like this, but...
Next is Kanning Takeyama's most slippery moment so far.
Even now, when I think about it, I hate it.
After this recording, I really wanted to die.
I really wanted to die.
What is that?
It was so slippery.
It's a show where you can't answer the quiz correctly.
You can't answer the quiz correctly, but you have to answer it yourself.
If you answer it yourself, you have to answer it.
Takeyama, who is not good at cutting and is slippery to death, is here.
Takeyama, what did Akechi Mitsuhide not forgive for Oda Nobunaga?
Make sure you leave only green onions.
Even if you make negiyaki, leave only green onions.
Negiyaki and only green onions.
What is the legal way of riding a bicycle?
An old man riding a doll's shoulder is prohibited.
A lot of "shhh"
You can gradually understand, right?
Everyone is there, right?
It's not funny at all.
Next, the most slippery moment of biking so far.
It's true that "Northern Engegan" is a program that Takeshi is doing, but it's the first time I'm doing a story in front of Takeshi.
I was so nervous that I said this guy's comment first.
I made a strange mistake. I've never heard of it before.
Here is Nishimura, who made a special mistake out of nervousness.
You sing this kind of song a lot!
I always do!
But it's strange, because you know human nature, the lyrics you thought were so good don't come into your head at all!
No matter what you say...
Is it really the same song?
Yes!
What kind of song is it?
Hey, it's more money than dreams...
It's a song like garbage!
What kind of song is it?
Hey, it's more money than dreams...
It's a song like garbage!
I see...
It's an unthinkable mistake.
I see...
I've never heard of it before.
For some reason, Nishimura says his own mistakes as if they were human words.
I've never heard of it before.
You're treating me like a psycho!
Next, the most slippery moment of Takahashi's career so far.
American rock band Guns 'n' Roses will hold a press conference in Japan in February of this year.
I was the campaign boy there.
It may have been the most slippery.
Here is Takahashi's slippery appearance at a promotional event.
Sometimes, I'm sorry to say this, but I'm very embarrassed about my slippery appearance.
Hello, I'm Takahashi Asano.
I'm honored to have my slippery appearance.
I don't have such a slippery appearance when I'm swaying, but it's long anyway.
I felt that if I accepted this kind of event, it would be scary to have a proper meeting.
Next, Sandwich Man. The most slippery moment so far.
We won the 2007 M-1 Grand Prix.
The next day, we had a wide show at TV Asahi.
We won a live show there.
We won the day before, so everyone celebrated for us that night.
We didn't drink at all.
We didn't laugh at all.
The staff didn't laugh at all.
We won the day before.
It was like a dream.
I remember being really embarrassed.
This is Sandwich Man, who slipped on the next morning of winning the M-1 Grand Prix.
How many siblings do you have?
Three of us.
I'm sorry, but how many of you are drinking together?
We don't have any siblings like that.
We're all brothers who are connected by blood.
Connected brothers?
You don't look like brothers who are connected by blood.
Do you cook more at home or no?
Do you cook at home?
Yes.
I'll ask those who said yes.
You boil pork, potatoes, carrots and onions.
What can you make?
Curry.
It's not curry.
It's worse than I thought.
It's a good story.
It's a really good story.
Once again.
And you don't look good.
You don't look good at all.
You're wearing a double suit.
Next is Sugi-chan's most slippery moment so far.
"Sugi-chan's Most Slippery Moment" will air on January 1st, 2013.
It's a dream match.
Next up is "Sugi-chan's Most Slippery Moment"
It's a dream match.
The one where I teamed up with Tamken-san.
Tamken-san came out first and I came in later.
I think it was a joke like "take a concern consultation".
It's a joke that started when a wild old man and a young man met.
That's enough!
What's with this beautiful joke?
No, no, no.
Let's go back to the game.
What? What?
Let's do it either way.
I don't know at all.
Let me do it.
No, it's fine. Let's do it.
Then, if I win, you can go back to the game.
OK.
Can we do it this time?
OK, let's do it.
From the middle of the game, the setting collapsed and a special development began.
If it collapses while I'm receiving it, it's still like that.
If it collapses while I'm not receiving it that much, what will happen?
What will happen?
And here are the two who slipped like they were about to fall.
Tamken-san's Most Slippery Moment
Short content!
Scary person!
Tamken's Most Slippery Moment
Alright! Perfect!
It looked like you were challenging yourself with it.
I'm gonna give you an easy one.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Tamken's Most Slippery Moment
Do you know what this is?
Tamken's Most Slippery Moment
It's an absolute revenge game!
Tamken's Most Slippery Moment
You should have done it like the script.
Tamken's Most Slippery Moment
(laughs)
I'm scared.
Oh my god.
I'm shaking.
I'm so happy.
It's hard for me.
This can't be true!
It can't be!
What?
It can't be!
So, "On the Contrary, It's Interesting"
(applause)
But what Matsumoto-san said about Sumi-chan's moment...
It wasn't conveyed at all.
She did it for about 15 minutes.
What?
It's true.
On the contrary, I want to see it in full.
I really thought she wouldn't come for New Year's Day.
(laughs)
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Hypothesis Corner
Tonight's presenter is...
(cheers)
Chidori!
(cheers)
You said it earlier!
Earlier?
Earlier!
She did it like this.
I thought it would be hard, but it was harder for me.
(laughs)
Stop exaggerating!
(laughs)
It was interesting, wasn't it?
Now.
Let's go.
First of all, everyone, please listen to this song.
Oh, yes, yes.
It's a famous song.
This is also a very famous song.
Yoshi Ikuzo's famous song "ora, doukyousa, iguda" released in 1984.
It's a song that sings about hometown a little selfishly.
So, here is today's theory.
Here you go!
Yoshii Kuzo's "ora, tokyo, sa, iguda" and "village in the same situation, will survive" theory!
This is great!
Really?
Yes!
But I was born in Seto Inland Sea, too.
But we don't have traffic lights in our village.
We don't have traffic lights or coffee shops.
We had a traffic light crossing class.
We didn't know about traffic lights.
So we were told "if you go out in the city, you will see a traffic light."
So we crossed the street in red and blue like this.
If you say "traffic light", I will open my house.
Disgusting!
Yoshii Kuzo's "ora, tokyo, sa, iguda" and "village in the same situation, will survive" theory!
So, they contacted "village yakuba" of 183 villages in Japan.
They investigated "ora, tokyo, sa, iguda" singers' synchro rate and made a ranking.
Will there be a village with 100% synchro rate?
This time, we will introduce "ora, tokyo, sa, iguda" with Yoshii Kuzo's song.
First...
Fifth...
Nagano Prefecture, Shimoyina Prefecture, Urugi Village.
The song and the video were filmed in Urugi Village.
There is a TV, there is a radio, there is a car driving, there is a gym, there is a bar,
there is a police station, there is a walkway that takes two hours, there is a telephone, there is gas,
there is a bus that comes five times a day.
It's a good song, isn't it?
It's a song of a real village.
It's a song of Urugi Village.
If you go to Tokyo, it takes an hour by car to Mazuida Station.
Nagano Prefecture, Nagano Prefecture...
It's not bad.
Shimoyana Prefecture...
It's not a picture, is it?
There is a cafe, there is a stereo, I've seen it before, there is a cafe, there is a gym,
I'm not a young man, but there is only one elementary school, middle school and combined school,
there is medicine, there is no movie, there is no Kameshibai, there is no disco, there is no peephole...
Do you know what a "laserdisc" is?
No, I haven't said it yet.
Who is a laserdisc?
Sometimes, sometimes not, but in a certain period of time,
even if you say it suddenly, you can't sing it, there is no courage, there is no magazine,
sometimes there is a stairman,
there is a traffic light, there are only two of them...
My village has electricity!
But in Urugi Village...
He is happy, isn't he?
Hot springs come out...
Because hot springs come out,
We also renewed lodging facilities.
Therefore, the lyric synchronization rate of "Nagano Prefecture Bulghibura" was 37%.
Next, fifth place in synchronization with "Bulghibura".
"Tonakison" in Okinawa Prefecture.
And, second place in synchronization with two villages.
"Nosegawa Village" in Nara Prefecture.
"Aogashima Village" in Tokyo Prefecture.
And, first place in synchronization with "Bulghibura" in Tokyo Prefecture.
"Mishima Village" in Kagoshima Prefecture.
It's about 40 kilometers south of Satsuma Peninsula.
"Mishima Village" consists of three islands, and it was the first place in synchronization.
"Mishima Village" is the only village on this island.
On a ferry to Kagoshima, we'll wait four hours.
Huh?
Is it cheap?
Huh?
There's a guitar, there's a stereo, and even jam is popular.
There's a cafe, there's a hotel, there's twenty young people in their twenties.
There's no high school, there's not a single one.
When they're fifteen, they all go on an island trip.
There's no medicine shop, there's no movie theater.
Occasionally, there's a low-level battle.
There's no disco, there's no peeking out.
There was a laser disc, but only one karaoke song.
One of these, twenty-eight songs you can sing.
Four times a week in the newspaper.
Occasionally, there's an island broadcast.
There's no traffic light, so there's no reason for it.
But as expected, there's electricity!
But in Mishima Village...
There's a hot spring.
There's a hot spring, but...
There's nothing wrong with it.
There's nothing around it.
As a result, the singer synchronization rate of Kagoshima Prefecture Mishima Village was 44%.
As a result, even in Japan, it was 44% still in first place.
So what about in other villages around the world?
Does a village with a 100% synchronization rate really exist?!
So it's a village with cows.
That's right.
When we surveyed around the world,
this is probably the world ranking 1st place in the Ora Tokyo Festival Guda's "village next to village"
What are you doing?
Kenya Republic, Laikipia Prefecture, South Yuki Prefecture, Poisropo Prefecture, Samaria Prefecture.
You've done a lot of research.
Will it be synchronized?
It's pretty synchronized.
Compared to the actual village footage shot in Kenya,
I know, I know!
It's an actual video, so of course it's synchronized!
If you go out on the main road,
it's 6 hours by car on a road with no road.
It looks fun.
There is no guitar, stereo, jam and instruments.
There is no cafe and no club.
There are only young people in the village.
Grandmother and grandfather don't know your age.
There is no medicine and no movie.
If you get injured, you will be taken to the hospital.
There is no disco and no peeking.
Is a laser disc edible?
There is no karaoke.
Singing is a ritual and not entertainment.
There is no newspaper and no magazine.
In the first place, there are no letters in the village.
There is no traffic light in the village.
There is no electricity in my village.
But there is no quarrel in the village of Samaria.
There is no quarrel and there is nothing to do.
There is no one who drinks alcohol in the daytime.
Therefore, the lyric synchronization rate of Kenya's Samaria village is 77%.
Samaria village.
How was it?
Actually, I was in Africa for two months.
There was nothing there.
What about the bathroom?
I freestyle outside.
Freestyle?
It sounds like a rap.
Next week.
No matter how hard you try, people will fit in if there is a hole.
In addition...
Do you know the lower name?
I only know Esakiyama.
I don't know.
A survey of the lower names of popular entertainers.
Was there a lower name?
A fierce battle.
In any genre.
Japanese and Western uniforms.
Their performance is amazing.