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Thank you for joining us today.
Thank you for having me.
Let's go.
Our first presenter is this person.
Please come in.
I'm Tomoharu Shouji.
Thank you for coming.
Sometimes there is a reason for the support.
I said "right hand" when the support decreased a little.
I don't know about that.
You don't know?
How long have you been doing this?
22 years.
You seem to know a lot.
I'll study.
Please study.
I'll study.
Is it sudden?
The theory I brought is this.
Even if it's not Santa Claus but a ghost,
if you bring a present,
children will be happy.
On Christmas day,
instead of Santa Claus,
you bring a present with a ghost.
A scary ghost.
It depends on the ghost.
Even if it's scary,
you have a present you wanted in front of you,
so instead of being scared,
you should be happy.
You should be happy.
This ghost,
is it transparent?
What kind of ghost is it?
If it's not transparent...
Amagi, what do you think?
When I was in the U.S.J.,
there were scary zombies.
But when I had sweets or candy,
I didn't look scared.
So this theory is correct.
I agree with it.
After this,
a ghost appears to deliver a Christmas present.
Will their happiness exceed their fear?
Also,
Ready, go!
Start when I say so,
a superstition.
If you don't know who came from behind you...
And...
Young entertainer, no matter what 50 won says,
even if you give it back in whole,
even if you just reach for it...
Even if it's not Santa but a ghost,
even if you bring a present,
children are happy and excited.
Last year's Christmas,
from the downtown on Wednesday,
we gave Christmas presents to little kids who were becoming good children.
The first one is Shigetora, 6 years old.
He wants a skateboard.
However...
What he brings with him is...
No!
No way!
As you can see in the picture on the screen,
this young entertainer...
Even though he's wearing a hat
and making a sorry Santa face...
In terms of fear and joy of presents,
which one is superior?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared...
When Shigetora is completely asleep...
Oh, it stinks, it stinks...
The verification begins!
It must be scary when you see it in a room.
No, it's not.
No, it's scary!
It's scary!
It's scary even for adults.
It's not the level of a ghost.
It's a murderer.
It's scary!
Merry Christmas!
It's a bad dream!
If he were an adult, it would be a scary situation.
He woke up!
Shigetora woke up.
What is his reaction?
Merry Christmas!
I brought you a skateboard.
Thank you.
He doesn't have a concept of fear.
Mom, does Mom know about this?
Come here.
I brought you a present.
I'm scared.
I'll do my best.
Merry Christmas!
The ghost is moving.
Come here.
You have to receive it properly.
You wanted it, didn't you?
Thank you.
You're a good boy.
Merry Christmas!
He was a little scared.
But he approached and received the present.
You want a present, don't you?
I brought you a present.
I brought you a skateboard.
Who brought you a skateboard?
I brought you a present.
A camera?
Even though he had a camera, he thought it was Santa Claus.
And...
What did you think of Santa Claus for the first time?
I was happy.
You were happy?
That's a lie!
As expected, it seems that Santa Claus is happier with a gift than with a ghost.
So...
Let's see Santa Claus a little easier to understand.
He's used to making children cry.
He's bald.
He wants a trampoline.
Yukiru, 7 years old, has fallen asleep.
It's a Japanese room.
Has he ever fallen asleep in a Japanese room like this?
It's just right.
Scary. Scary. Scary. Scary. Scary. Scary. Scary. Scary. Scary. Scary. Scary.
There comes a crying boy.
And then...
He runs away in fear.
However...
I brought a present!
It's Santa Claus!
Really?
It's Santa Claus!
It's not Santa or Santa Claus, it's a bald head, but he's happy to receive it.
After all, no matter how scary the ghost is, the joy of the present seems to be superior.
Well, how about this pattern?
A reindeer dressed in Santa Claus clothes.
It's a pity as an element, but it's pretty creepy.
Haruka is four years old.
What will happen?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wow!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus...
It's Santa Claus.
He looks so cool.
I brought you a present today.
What is it?
It's a horse-doll set you wanted.
What?
Why?
Because you're a good boy.
Is that so?
I want it.
Is it cute? I'll give it to you.
Thank you.
Here you go.
He doesn't doubt anything.
I like it a lot.
Put it in your pocket.
Okay.
Merry Christmas!
Bye-bye!
He completely believed he was Santa Claus.
Merry Christmas!
And...
He fell asleep right away.
And finally...
He tried it, too.
He's a presenter, Shoji Tomoharu.
I tried it, too.
What is it?
Ryuto is five years old.
And what he wants the most now is...
Lego Ninja Go.
How will he react to the appearance of an unknown man?
Don't say "unknown"!
It's on TV.
Merry Christmas!
Ryuto!
Merry Christmas!
This is the Lego you wanted!
Merry Christmas!
This is the Lego you wanted!
It's a Lego of the Ninja Go series!
Don't you want it?
That's not it.
That's not it?
That's not it!
You wanted a Lego of the Ninja Go series, didn't you?
Yes.
This is a pirate ship.
It's not Ninja Go.
You made a mistake.
I see.
Don't you want it?
Yes.
Don't you want it?
Yes.
You don't want it.
What should you do with it?
I'll give it to someone who wants it.
There is a possibility that what you want will change, so it is necessary to confirm it just before.
You don't need anything but what you want, right?
It suddenly changed.
I learned a lot.
But this theory was right, right?
It was right.
You get it while you're scared.
I was surprised at the height of a child's button rate.
How is it? If you were Matsumoto-san's daughter, what would you do?
Well, it depends.
At the end, when Shouji came, I think he would call me and make me preach.
It's going to be a very scary sermon.
I know the situation there.
If you were Matsumoto-san's daughter.
The next presenter is this person. Please come in!
Here she is!
Good morning!
Excuse me.
The way you get down is like an old woman.
I don't have confidence in my knees.
It's sudden, but Hamada-san, can you look over there?
Yes.
Who is it?
What are you talking about?
I'm scared.
I'm just uncomfortable.
I'll apologize later.
This is the theory I brought with me.
Who is it from behind?
Even if someone you don't know does it for you,
for now, someone has to answer it.
Is there such a thing?
First of all, eyes are quite abstract, aren't they?
Touching eyes is...
I think it's as abstract as a gold ball.
It goes "kuh", right?
So, since you have to do it,
you have to be quite close, or you won't do it, right?
That's right.
If you think you've done it,
you'll definitely be asked, "Who is it from behind?"
I see.
So you have to say someone you know's name.
That's scary.
It is scary.
I wonder if it's like that.
If you don't know anyone at all, it's horror.
Who is it from behind?
Even if someone you don't know does it for you,
for now, someone has to answer it.
First of all, the person who starts it up is a talent.
Good morning.
A model who's active as a talent, Miwako Kakei.
Okay, let's start with this book.
Yes, please.
So, the person you don't know is called for a different reason,
and the verification begins for the target.
First of all, this man who's reading a very thick book,
Who is it from behind?
First of all, the person who starts it up is a talent.
Who is it from behind?
Gently approaching you from behind so you don't notice.
I wonder if it's like that.
- Who is it? - Oh, here it comes.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Please guess. - It's not Ria-chan.
It's not Ken-chan.
- Ken-chan? - Ken-chan?
- Who is it? - Huh? Who is it?
- Huh? - For now,
Ken-chan is
of course correct.
- But you said something, didn't you? - Then...
- Give me a hint, a hint. - Huh?
- The hint is... - If you try to guess...
- Born in Tokyo. - I can't stay like this.
Unexpectedly, she guesses
who is it?
She asks for a hint.
Then she puts her feet together
and thinks about it
slowly.
She's amazing.
She's in her 20s.
There are a lot of people
born in Tokyo in their 20s, right?
- She looks happy. - However,
there seems to be no one else
born in Tokyo in their 20s.
Here is the answer.
- Should I give up? - Give up.
The answer is...
- Miyako Kakei. - Whoa!
You scared me!
- Hello. - Good morning.
- Good morning.
You didn't know, did you?
So,
this is a spoiler.
Someone answered you, didn't they?
The one who was waiting for me...
My friend, Ken-chan...
She's older than me.
Oh!
She's older than you.
She's older than me.
Ken-chan can't do it.
But her voice is different.
It was a special situation to meet an older woman.
But she answered "who are you?"
The next target is...
This woman.
It's me.
Who are you?
Please answer me.
I don't know.
Can you guess who I am?
I'm a little scared.
I don't know.
I'm scared.
She's not answering me.
I'll announce the answer.
The answer is...
It's Miyako Kakei.
That's right.
Hello.
What's going on?
That's right.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
They continue to investigate.
"B" and "g" and "t"
Are you surprised?
Some people don't know the answer.
Takano-san?
About 70% of people said "someone's name".
I'm surprised!
Then, what will happen if "someone's name" is not correct?
This program is "B" and "g" and "t".
We will send you "someone's name" with the sponsor you see.
"Tawansoi"!
I love you more than you love me!
Because we are...
Who is it?
First, we will test "who is it?" with children.
We will play with "nanako-chan" and "sora-chan" who don't know anything.
Interesting!
Who is it?
Who do you think it is?
I don't know!
Please answer!
The hint is a 5-year-old girl.
"Isn't it "B"?"
No!
The answer is...
My name is Sora Morimoto.
Hello.
I thought you knew me.
I didn't know you.
Who are you talking to?
Were you surprised?
I was surprised.
But...
Who are you talking to?
Are you talking to me?
As expected of children.
Even if they don't know each other, they play together as soon as they meet.
Next, they practice with each other.
It's been ten years.
Wow!
Who is it?
It's been ten years.
Who is it?
I can't see the ring.
Inoue-kun.
Inoue-san.
For some reason, the 72-year-old accepts "who is it?" in an instant.
I can't see the ring.
Sato-san.
You're wrong.
They practice with each other.
What? I'm wrong?
Then...
In the neighborhood...
In the forest...
They practice together.
Saito-san.
You're wrong.
No, it's not like that at all.
Do you give up?
I give up.
I'm sorry.
The answer is...
Yoko Ito.
I'm sorry.
Why are you apologizing?
I don't know who it is.
I'm sorry.
I don't know you.
It's my first time.
I'm really sorry.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Excuse me.
No problem.
They're polite, but...
After a strange conversation...
"Who are you?" is over.
As if nothing had happened...
They go back to their own time.
As a result...
The child and the elderly ended peacefully...
What will happen if they are strangers who don't know each other?
- Again, in this age... - Indeed...
Who is it?
- Who do you think it is? - He tried to let go of my hand.
Yes.
Um...
Mr. Yamamoto.
No.
Yes.
Ms. Suzuki.
He answered.
No.
Mr. Kimura.
No.
Mr. Furuya.
No.
Mr. Mori.
No.
Is it from his desire for someone to know him?
The target is to answer as many names as he can think of.
This is my last chance.
Your last chance.
Mr. Kobayashi.
No.
The answer is...
Mr. Shiranai.
Mr. Shiranai...
Hello, I'm Mr. Shiranai.
Why did you do it?
Were you surprised?
Surprised? Yes.
I thought I might be attacked.
Excuse me.
You don't have a smile.
It's scary.
It's kind of scary.
I wonder what he did.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Oh, no, no.
Anyway, you were answering very well.
Well, when you said "last chance",
I thought it would end like this.
I thought I might be attacked.
Sorry.
Just in case, he continued to verify.
I know.
The answer was Mr. Shiranai.
What?
I was surprised.
What? Who?
I'm scared.
The answer was Mr. Shiranai.
I'm scared.
It's an incident.
It's solid.
I'm scared.
Don't do it.
So, Mr. Shiranai is scared.
I'm scared.
It's scary for a woman to be attacked by a man she didn't know in that age.
It was amazing.
So, it's important for an old man to attack a young woman.
I think Mr. Hamada does it a lot, too.
I don't do it, but it will be like the last one, right?
Yes, it is.
Why don't you do it with a yakuza you don't know?
Can you solve it?
Maybe...
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Hypothesis Corner
Tonight's presenter is...
Mr. Nobu!
It's been a while!
Again, this "everyone's hypothesis" we brought...
It has a great habit!
It's shaking.
It's exactly like this.
It's shaking.
I hope you say this, Nobu.
I'm glad you brought this theory.
What is it?
Did you get grabbed by your chest?
It's a little stretched out.
It's like a tart.
Acehge.
You know, I can't do it, Matsumoto-san.
Every time, I get nervous in "Downtown" every Friday.
I was nervous all the time, but I thought I couldn't help it.
I thought I'd be fine from today.
But earlier, I said hello in the dressing room.
I said hello to you, Matsumoto-san, and you said "good morning."
And you said "how are you?"
How are you?
I said it.
And you said "I'm fine."
"I'm not fine," you said.
It's difficult!
You said something like "osho, osho!"
It's difficult!
Answer me! What are you doing?
It's too difficult!
I can't answer you!
That's why I get nervous.
You sweat, too.
Yes, I sweat.
Good luck!
It's a theory, but...
Ready, go!
If I say it, you have to run.
There's a saying like that, right?
Do you call it "hooking"?
It's like a starter's joke.
I used to do it a lot.
Oh, you used to do it a lot?
I can't think of anything else other than that, a starter's joke.
A starter's joke...
There's always something you have to do, right?
If you don't do it on a show...
It's up to the starter.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, here's the theory.
Ready, go!
If I say it, you have to run.
It's a Fukahi theory!
Fukahi?
Fukahi!
Screaming is impossible.
You'll get caught a hundred times.
If you don't get caught, you can't win, right?
That's right.
If you don't compete...
If you want to win...
You'll definitely get caught.
We've verified it with VTR.
Let's watch it.
Go ahead!
Ready, go!
If I say it, you have to run.
Fukahi theory verified!
So, this time...
We're doing a fake project called "Japan Representative Swimming Championships World Championships".
That sounds fun!
Wow!
I'm so excited!
Good morning!
We invited four people who are good at swimming and tested them in a pool in midwinter.
I'm so excited!
Let's go!
This is crazy!
It's cold even in midsummer.
It's like cold water in a refrigerator.
Wow! It's so cold!
That's right.
They don't know it's a fake project and warm up every year to become a representative of Japan.
And...
Kanshu Swimming World Championships Japan Representative Swimming Championships!
Yeah!
They also took the opening to make it a reality show.
The test starts now.
It's about to start.
Everyone, please get on the board.
Wow!
I don't like this!
This is too much!
I don't like getting caught.
They are nervous before the race to become a representative of Japan.
It's famous that you can become a representative of Japan after turning 40 years old.
I went to the gym and trained.
I'll do my best not to waste my efforts.
That's great!
You're a representative of Swimming World Championships Japan.
I want you to be a representative of Kanshu Swimming World Championships Japan.
It's a competition.
I think my swimming ability is above that of an ordinary person.
But it doesn't matter.
Yes.
They are ready and full of energy.
Who will be the representative of Kanshu Swimming World Championships Japan?
Let's talk about their positions.
Ready, start when I say "go"!
As expected, they couldn't avoid it.
It's cold up there.
Hey, Shimizu!
What did you say just now, Shimizu?
Ready, start when I say "go"!
I'm in the middle of a show!
Shimizu, I'm in the middle of a show! You don't have to say that!
I think I had the best start.
Here, there is no such thing as a world championship.
Let me explain the real plan.
Oh, is that so?
At first, I thought it would be funny if I saw an amateur comedian.
I wanted them to beat me up.
After this, the old men, the young men, and the bunchies will also be tested!
Ready, start when I say "go"!
Next is the average age of 70 years old.
These old men will also be tested.
If you are an old man with a slow reaction, you may be able to listen to everything and avoid it before entering the water.
I think I can avoid it, too.
They will come up with a rough fake plan and test it in a warm water pool this time.
I hope you'll be motivated to do it to some extent.
Now, about "go"...
Ready...
Go!
Please start "don" once!
Oh, it's started.
Seriously? Seriously?
He's swimming!
Seriously? Seriously?
One seems to have felt something strange, but...
This area is different.
The rest of the members keep swimming without even noticing "please start when I say so".
Oh, my eyes!
I was swimming for a while, and when I said "don"
I thought "this is bad", and I stopped, but...
The rest of the members kept swimming, so I thought "I can't lose this".
It's not working, right?
It's a trick, right?
Are you going to be careful from now on?
I don't think so.
You don't think so?
No one got angry, right?
And even the children tried to verify it, but...
Ready...
I'm going to win.
Please start "don" once!
Oh, it's started!
As expected, they couldn't solve it.
This is really not good.
Next...
What if it's a large number of people?
Since they are adults, they returned it to the middle of the river and verified it.
The middle of the river again...
Ready...
Please start "don" once!
Oh!
Please start "don" once!
It's a bit of a side effect, isn't it?
Everyone is swimming around.
The three who were hesitating in the winter sea avoided it.
I see.
When it comes to "don", some people who don't want to do it tend to be saved.
I don't want to do it.
Finally...
It's not "yo-i-don", but...
I don't like it.
Three...
Two...
One...
If I say "bungee", please jump.
I don't like it!
I'll never do it!
Stop it!
Watch your height!
Stop it!
Before...
Right after "bungee" that Akatsu did...
He called it "re-verification of the theory of slightly growing height".
Audrey Kasuga, who has abundant bungee jumping experience...
For now, she's measuring her height.
175cm.
Unfortunately, in the rain, she immediately goes bungee jumping.
- Are you okay? - I'm okay.
- Are you sure you won't cut yourself? - Yes.
- Are you sure you won't fall off? - I'm okay.
Her unpleasant descent is omitted by the theory.
Immediately...
- Okay, let's go! - Let's go!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!
Bungee jumping!
Wow, look at her face.
- She's amazing. - It's not perfect, but it's not the right timing.
Soccer! It's growing, isn't it? It's growing a lot!
- It's about 2m70cm, isn't it? - It's about 2m70cm, isn't it?
Audrey Kasuga, didn't you think the bungee jumping was weird?
- Weird? - What's weird about it? 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, bungee jumping?
- 4, 3, 2, 1, bungee jumping! - I don't remember.
- What did you say?
- You didn't confirm it again, did you?
- I confirmed it many times before.
- I think you only said "bungee" until now.
- No, no, no.
- Basically, he can't avoid it.
- By the way, his height is...
- He jumped into the cold water.
- How was it, Mr. Ogi?
- He's an elderly man.
- Yes, yes.
- An elderly man is a little...
- An elderly man's reaction is a little different.
- He jumped into the water, but he was swimming back.
- I was worried about it.
- It's too small.
- I wonder where he turned.
- It's not good, is it?
- If you look at it like this, you'll hesitate from now on.
- You might be deceived.
- I think the whole of Japan will be late for the start.
- There's only a little time left.
- Time for the end.
- That's right.
- From Hollywood and so on.
- Now, everyone.
- You know Nora Hirano, who had a big break in 2016, right?
- Yes.
- Do you know what kind of story it is?
- Mr. Mouri, for example, do you know?
- It's like a big phone call.
- "Hello?"
- Yes, I know.
- Mr. Mouri knows it, too.
- That's amazing.
- And that 50 words.
- Shake it off and answer anything.
- In a bubble.
- Yes.
- Answer in a bubble.
- In a bubble.
- This is the 50-word story.
- Ko!
- This month's KyanKyan cover.
- I'm Kyoko Takami!
- Ro!
- Robocop 2!
I'm not going to see it.
If you think about it, it may seem difficult,
but if you decide 50 words,
if you decide the stock,
you can do it unexpectedly.
Is that so?
It's hard to remember.
It's hard to remember,
but here is the theory that supports it.
Young entertainers say anything for 50 won,
but they don't know what to say about it.
Is it true for young people?
It's true that they ask us recently.
If we say "can you do something?"
we say 50 words.
For example, when we meet with Downtown,
it's like a talk.
If we say "please say 50 words first",
it feels like the first talk will start.
You can say anything, can't you?
Of course you can say anything.
What can you say?
You can say anything for 50 won,
but you can say it to a scary person in Hiroshima.
You can say it to a scary person in Hiroshima?
That's amazing!
You can say it to a scary person in Hiroshima?
What will you do if you drive me away?
You can say it to a scary person in Hiroshima.
Is it true?
Su...
Sudo...
Akimichi...
What did you say?
Sudo... Akimichi...
What did you say?
Truck... Sandai... Moyashi...
I don't know!
Haruka, did you say anything?
Ba!
Bakunon, Ba!
Ba... Ba... Ba... Ba... Bajo... Kazuya...
Ba... Ba... Bajo... Kazuya...
A man who buys a lot of silver...
That's not bad, is it?
Not bad!
You're just rich!
That's it!
That's how it looks like!
It's bad how you use it from there!
Ryu!
- Yes! - Rubim!
- Moreno! - Moreno! - Rubimoreno! - It's not me! - No, no, customers! It's not my fault now!
- I knew what was easy to do, but this person who came with "ru" is to blame!
- There's no "ru" name, right? Rubimoreno? - That's right! That's right! - Hiroshima Yain! - Oh, you were slacking!
- Together! - We'll break! - We slacked as a duo!
"Hiroshima Yain" starts with "ru" and ends with "hiroshima".
In this show, we've asked for the cooperation of various entertainment agencies
and thoroughly investigated young comedians with over 50 stories.
And we discovered comedians of over 155 groups!
And now, 25 of those groups will reveal their stories in the studio!
Oh, everyone's here!
Rubimoreno
- We've gathered members for this show, too. - Oh, you have. - You've chosen, haven't you? - That's right.
- Our very popular Nora-chan will be here soon. - Yes, thank you!
- Yes! - Thank you! - Thank you! - Thank you! - Thank you! - Thank you!
- That's the best pose! - It's not the best! - It's one of the best poses in the world!
- It's the best! - It's the best! - It's not the best!
- Now, I'm going to write down some titles for you on this panel. - Yes.
- If you write down all 50 words, you'll be able to proceed. - Some of you may be interested, right? - Yes!
- Thank you! - Thank you! - Thank you! - Thank you! - Thank you! - Thank you!
- Well, Matsuno-san, please choose one. - Well, let me see...
- Yes? - I'm a little interested in number 3.
- Well, who is it? - I'm a little interested in it. - Yes!
- I, Matsu, will give you back everything you said in the love meeting. - I see.
- Go on, go on. - 50 words, 50 words. - Ah, 50 words, say it. - Ah!
- I want to love you more than you love me! I mean, me!
- She said it!
- Well, Matsu-san, please choose 50 words. - Ah!
- Two! - I don't want to love you like everyone else!
- She said it! - She said it!
- Three! - Three!
- I love the voice of the host of "Rusuban Telephone"!
- That was good! - That was good!
- I want to see it! I want to see it! - Ah, Matsu, this is good!
- This is good! - Look at this!
- Number 19, Sada Masa-san's beauty! - Yes!
- She's amazing! - Go ahead, Hamada-san. - I...
- I... If you hold a coffee cup with your left hand, your pinky will stand up.
- That's true! - That's true!
- I... I'm afraid of having a big body, so I bought a white white in Nagasaki with a small amount of cash.
- Is it true? - Yes, it's true! - Everything is true! - "Lu"!
- "Lu"... "Lu" is from China. My grandfather was a spy in China!
- This is amazing! - Yes!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Eighth! Eighth!
- This is a little different from before. - A little different!
Next is a quick words performance of former local government correspondent, Kobayashi Ana.
- E - E - Etaliao to tobidashite, etekattena koto oitte etsu ni iru.
- Ma - Ma - Ma - Ma - Mama no mi mae ni umai momo no mi mo mittsu.
Go ahead and say it!
- Te! - Te!
- Te and te and te. - Te, te and te and te.
- Hai! - Te!
- Wow! - In many directions!
- Su! - Su!
- Tsuki-tsuki-ni. - Tsuki-mi-ri-tsuki-wa-ou - keredo.
- Tsuki-mi-ri-tsuki-wa-kono-tsuki-no-tsuki. - Hai!
- Nu! - Nu!
- Nura-ri-shon-nura-ri-shon. - Ou-nura-ri-shon-ko - nura-ri-shon.
Thank you!
Wonderful!
That's great!
Mr. Hamada, what do you want to know?
This is...
Ah! This is it!
There are two things that Oguri Shun doesn't seem to say.
What?
There are two of them.
Oguri Shun...
Next, Hamada chose two of the same stories, which Oguri Shun doesn't seem to say.
What?
Who and who?
It's me!
This is like a confrontation!
This is Oguri Shun from "Hanayori Dango Hanazawa Rui".
I see.
It looks like him.
This is Oguri Shun from "Private".
No, it's not!
I think it's different.
It really looks like him!
Mr. Hamada, what do you want to know?
Te... Te...
Tele...
Bi... I broke it!
You can't say it!
You can't lose! One more time!
What is that?
Te... Te...
Ho... Oguri Shun!
You can't say it!
I've been fooled!
It's "Private", right?
You can't say it!
It's "Private", right?
Next!
Before you go to bed, you have to eat sashimi!
You're laughing!
Okay, next!
Should I skip today's shooting?
Mr. Hamada chose the worst one!
Next up is Katatsumuri Forest's Beat Takeshi to blow you away!
Nnn...ne!
I'm embarrassed...
Neimaru!
Huh?
You're good at soccer, but...
...all the bad things about people who are good at soccer have come out!
I'll blow you away!
It's not like that!
Like having a lot of tattoos, right?
Can't you wear a shirt?
N!
N...
Nukumizu-san...
You know...
Why did you let it go until it became like that, you bastard?!
You didn't let it go!
I'll blow you away!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
Da...da...
Da...
Duncan, you bastard!
You didn't let it go!
You never let it go!
In the end...
In the end, Duncan is the one who comes to mind!
After this...
President of Yoshimoto Industries...
Osaki Hiroshi and...
An impersonation of someone with a body!
You didn't let it go until it became like that, you bastard!
DVDs 6 and 7 are on sale at the same time!
Unreleased footage is also included!
You can delete it.
Me?
The first limited edition includes Matsuboto Bearbrick!
Secret Bearbrick Adventure is also on sale today!
After this...
While checking the cabbage, Z Shimazo...
President of Yoshimoto Industries...
Osaki Hiroshi's words...
I'm Osaki Hiroshi!
Yes, yes, yes...
I'll say what I'm about to say!
Blood!
Blood! Blood!
Blood!
We've become a small and medium-sized company!
Say it! Say it! Say it!
Ki...
Kimoto! Kimoto! Where are you, Kimoto?
Manager.
Do you know what I'm saying?
There's something I actually said to Matsumoto- san.
Say it! Say it!
If you can swim from end to end in a 25-meter pool without breathing, will you listen to me?
Did you say it? Did you say it?
I said it in the pool in Sakai.
Next up is +/- Iwahashi's impersonation of a person with a body.
Anything will do! Please!
Then Haruka-san.
Horse! Horse! Horse! Horse!
Horse!
Horse! Horse!
You can't say anything.
Well!
You couldn't say anything.
Well!
You're something you'll die of soon.
He said it! He said it! He said it!
He said it!
Don't you think it's taking too much of your time?
Do you have anything else?
Anything?
Do you have anything else?
Y-y-you!
You go to the bath in the afternoon!
Come on! Come on!
You love fighting, don't you?
It's usually like this.
It's definitely not thin.
Tsu! Tsu!
You're the one in the back of the line.
Sit down.
You're sitting down.
Re! Re! Re!
Re! Re! Re! Re!
You're the one in the front of the line.
It doesn't matter.
I don't eat enough.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't care about my body.
It's usually like this.
I don't know the theme.
That's all for today.
We couldn't see it.
There are many like this.
I wanted to shake it more.
But we don't have much time.
Everyone was sliding a lot.
That's not true.
You are just too funny.
Everyone is like this.
If you can't do it, let's go to Arabica.