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It's started, Wednesday's Downtown. Thank you for coming.
- Hello, hello, hello. - Hello, hello, hello.
- Where's the chimpanzee? - It's not a chimpanzee.
- It's a good friend. - A good friend chimpanzee.
- Hamada Panji is not here today. - I'm sorry.
- So, today, you are playing a big role. - Thank you.
- We look forward to working with you. - Thank you for having me.
So, the first presenter is this person.
- Mr. Takeyama of Hammington. - Thank you for having me.
So, this time, I brought a theory with me. Everyone, first of all, please look at this.
- Yes, do you know what kind of illustration this is? - I do.
- Yes. - It's a middle-aged man. - Well, that's what it is.
- What I want you to pay attention to is the iron ball of his legs. - I see.
- When you say middle-aged man, don't you have an image of him wearing an iron ball on his legs? - That's right.
- In manga and movies and such, this kind of figure always appears. - Yes, yes.
Based on that, the theory I brought with me is this.
Even Japanese who has ever been stuck on an iron ball in their feet, still barely!
- Why?! - Is it really possible?!
No, if it's before or during war, it's still barely possible.
For example, the Abashiri Prison is now open to sightseeing,
and I was wondering if there's an iron ball there...
"Why don't you try walking around with this?" It's that kind of corner.
- Well, it could be interesting. - Yes, it could be.
How do you find it?
Although I think we all are separated, we only know how to try to find it.
It's not like she has a name or anything like that.
She doesn't have a name.
If you ask me who I'm deceiving, it's basically people who have sinned in the past.
That's right.
That's scary!
And it's not such a minor crime.
The old man who did something in the past is probably the old woman.
After this, with a long search, surprising facts are revealed one after another.
Furthermore...
I don't eat more than a normal model.
What?
Who is the number one disappointed fat guy in the entertainment world?
And...
Xavier!
With the theory that he's going to do it with an idiotic talent,
Check with the forbidden idiotic talent!
I want an idiotic talent.
[Idiotic Talent]
A Japanese man who has been stabbed in the leg,
Verify the theory that there is still a chance.
Immediately, we asked an elderly man who used to be in prison.
- Have you ever been in prison? - Yes, I have.
- What did you do in prison? - Thiefing.
- Thiefing? - Yes, I also worked for an agency.
- An agency? - Yes, I worked for a pachinko agency.
- Really? - Yes, I was addicted to gambling.
- But you're so cute now. - Yes.
- How long have you been in prison? - Well...
- It's been a while. - But you're so proud of it.
- Yes, I'm proud of it. - Well...
- It's an old story, so I hope you don't mind. - No, of course not.
Mr. Takezawa has been in prison for a total of about 18 years for theft and other crimes.
- Do you have any iron ball experience? - Iron ball experience?
- Have you ever been hit in the leg with an iron ball? - No, I haven't.
- Is it the worst case scenario? - Yes, it is.
- And when I go to court, they beat me up. - I see.
- By the way, how old are you now? - I'm 64.
- Oh, you're young. - It's an old story, isn't it?
- You know, before the war. - I see.
- That's the only thing I know about it. - I see.
So, they look for an older former prisoner, but...
- Do you have an iron ball experience for that doll? - No, I don't.
- They can't find him that easily. - No, I don't.
So, they forget about the crime for now...
...starting with inquiring the general public.
- I have a question for you. - Yes?
- Have you ever been hit in the leg with an iron ball? - What?
- Have you ever been hit in the leg with an iron ball? - No, I haven't.
- You haven't? - I'm glad you asked.
- Have you ever been hit in the leg with an iron ball? - What?
- Have you ever been hit in the leg with an iron ball? - Yes, I have.
- I've never seen anything like this. - Me neither.
- I didn't do anything wrong. - So cute!
As expected, it is not possible to meet someone who happens to have that iron ball information.
- I've never seen it at all.
The investigation is difficult.
In the first place, when was the action of putting an iron ball on one's leg carried out?
We asked Masato Kuwabara, who is familiar with the history of the prison.
- I think there is such a thing as a prisoner putting an iron ball on one's leg. - Yes.
- What is that in the first place? - Well, it's usually called an iron ball.
- An iron ball? - It's like a gun, but it weighs about 3.75 kilograms each.
- Yes, the official name of this iron ball is "iron ball". - Oh, it's not that heavy.
Mainly, it was used as a punitive instrument for prisoners who tried to escape from prison or escape.
However, why was it tied up with a chain and not something that limited movement?
It weighed only 4 kilograms, and it was used as a punitive instrument for movement called "ball".
If you completely stop movement, it will help you in your domestic life, right?
It's used for road construction, single-family workers, and so on.
Yes, prisoners at the time were hired to do physical labor outdoors.
There, it is most convenient to be able to move but not be able to escape quickly, and it seems that an iron ball of about 4 kg seemed to be the best for it.
Such an iron gun, but what are the important usage times and locations?
In Hokkaido in the 1880s and 1910s, a facility that trained heavy-duty prisoners called "collectors" was established in three places.
It was a kind of punishment for those who broke the rules of the collectors.
The government of the Meiji Era, with the purpose of gathering political parties and communist parties from all over the country and isolating them, established a more modern collection facility for prisoners, referring to Western prisons.
It is the highest institution of the prison at the time, "collectors".
Abashiri Prison, famous for being Japan's most severe prison, was also one of the collections facilities that were built at the time.
Five places including Abashiri in Hokkaido, one in Miyan, one in Tokyo and one in Fukuoka, and one in eight places nationwide.
In the Meiji Era, prisons were meant to improve crime just by imprisoning people, but it was a collection facility built based on the ideas of France, England, Africa and Australia.
It's a troublesome story for prisoners, though.
However, after that, collections facilities that used iron guns also changed their names to prisons.
Since the punishments in prisons also changed, it is not known exactly how long iron guns were used.
By the way, do you think there are still Japanese people who have used iron guns?
Well, the people who received it are probably mainly from the Meiji era.
I think the possibility of survival is very low now.
I see.
The possibility is low, but it doesn't seem to be zero, so we continue our investigation.
So, first of all, there are five detention centers, and there were many opportunities to use iron guns for development work.
We went to Hokkaido.
And we asked the elderly who have lived in places with detention centers for a long time.
Have you ever seen this?
Well, I've seen it a lot, where two prisoners tied together and shot a round guy with an iron gun.
You've seen it a lot?
Yes.
He says he has seen prisoners with iron guns on their waists, not legs.
At Shibutsu no Akademi, prisoners wore red kimonos and tied together and didn't walk alone.
What's more...
Oh, this.
This is what they put on their legs.
Have you ever seen it?
Yes, I have.
Oh, you have.
This.
Tied together, tied together, tied together, tied together.
There was a security guard with him.
That's how they tied them together.
They tied them together like this.
Indeed, at that time, they tied them together with a net over their heads.
The elderly's memories tell us the truth, but...
Tied together, tied together, tied together, tied together.
I was surprised, too.
Tied together, tied together, tied together.
I was like, "What's going on?"
According to two witnesses who were born in Taisho era, it was obvious that people in Hamashiri used iron guns even in Taisho era.
And iron guns were...
Tied together, tied together, tied together, tied together.
I'll do it again for you.
Anyway, we're getting closer to the survival of Japanese people with iron guns.
Next, we went to Omuta city, Fukuoka prefecture, where there was a military police station.
Since military police officers were working at military police stations, they must have used iron guns frequently.
When we asked the elderly who lived around us...
Have you ever seen this?
This is how they hanged their husbands and wives in prison.
They were hanging themselves and hanging themselves.
I think it was white.
White, white.
I don't know what it was lined up with, but it was hanging like this.
They were dragging it like this and hanging it next to it.
I think it was white.
I don't know what it was lined up with, but they were dragging it like this and hanging it next to it.
I think it was white.
There is a prison there.
The prisoners went down there.
To work in a prison?
Yes, yes, yes.
To take them there?
Yes, yes.
It seems that prisoners who were transferred to private prisons also had iron eyes.
I didn't think it was scary at all.
My husband would remember my name and call me "Ma- chan" or "Kimi-chan" or "Do your best" or "Study hard" all the time.
Iron eyes have come to know how they were used from various eye witnesses.
But in the meantime...
Have you ever seen anything like this?
Yes, I've seen it, but I didn't make it myself.
There were people who had iron eyes on their necks and on their shoulders.
That's what it is, isn't it?
Is it Japanese or not?
No, it's foreign.
Foreign prisoners?
Yes, yes.
During the war, information that foreigners who became prisoners in Vilma had iron eyes...
In addition, this person also...
I've seen it.
Where did you see it?
In Shanghai.
Doesn't it mean that even Japanese prisoners who became prisoners abroad may have iron eyes?
Therefore, we decided to ask the person who is familiar with the prison experience.
He was detained in Paragon in Javaicael Province in Siberia.
From November 1920 to October 1920, he was detained for three years.
Mr. Hayashi was detained in Siberia for three years as a prisoner, but...
Were iron eyes even used in Siberia?
What happened to you at work you remember?
I worked as a bus driver in the mountains.
I also worked as a road construction engineer for winter.
Have you ever seen it?
I've never seen it.
When you became prisoners in Siberia, weren't there any tools like this attached?
There definitely wasn't.
- There definitely wasn't? - There definitely wasn't.
Even if you don't have anything like this attached, you can't escape.
Even if you escape, you can't live.
The temperature of the day's air conditioner is 53 degrees Celsius.
When it's cold, you freeze.
You can't get up because you're down.
Because you're tired.
You'll freeze.
That's why you don't feel like you can escape.
After -53 degrees Celsius, iron eyes were not needed.
In addition...
It's a group life, isn't it?
Even if you don't help each other.
Similarly, Mr. Sekiguchi, who was also deported to the former Soviet Tashkent.
- Have you ever seen anything like this? - No, I haven't.
- Have you ever seen it? - No, I haven't.
- You haven't seen it? - No.
- What were you doing every day? - I was alone in the basement making cucumbers pickles.
And here, the prisoner line disappeared.
Mr. Sekiguchi, who was also deported to the former Soviet Tashkent.
Again, he continues to ask about prisons centered in Hokkaido.
In Abashiri's old man's home, there is powerful information.
- Ah, this is interesting. - Do you know about this?
- Well, I know about it. It's from a prison officer.
However, they found someone who served as a prison officer in Abashiri Prison.
- I was there for 36 years. - Have you ever put this on a prisoner?
- Yes, on his feet. - Moreover, he has put an iron eye on a prisoner.
- Iron eye? - Yes, iron eye.
There's also a uniform that you can't wear in New France.
- That's what we have. - Do you take it off in those cases?
No, we don't put it on. We take it off.
How old were you when you became a police officer?
I became a police officer when I was twenty...
- twenty-five. - Twenty-five.
That's right.
- That's January 1st. - I see.
Mr. Ohtani here began working as a police officer...
in the 18th century, when he was 22 years old.
If this testimony is true, iron eyes were still used in the early days of the Showa era.
The possibility of an ex-comrade who has been wearing them still exists, but...
two months after the investigation began, and until the studio recording day,
unfortunately, they couldn't be found.
- The person who was wearing iron eyes is still alive, right? - Yes, he is.
So, even though they couldn't find the person who had iron eyes on their feet,
- they found the person who had them on. - I can't see your hands.
- Wow. - How was it for you?
I was unexpectedly absorbed in it and saw it.
- It's a valuable testimony. - It is.
- It's historical. - Some of you may look at this and say, "Did I really wear them?"
They're still on my feet.
You're still wearing them, right?
You can't move like this because you're eight years old, can you?
Let's move on to the next theory.
The presenter is me, Mr. Koyamu!
Thank you very much.
From MC to presenter, we can do it.
Please watch us, TVS!
Thank you very much.
What will happen?
At the beginning of this program, we will have an opening talk.
On Wednesday's "Downtown" program, we will have an opening talk with the theme "the theory you want us to investigate".
However, this program is rarely broadcasted.
That's right.
However, for the first time in the history of the program, we will investigate the theory that came out of the guests in this opening talk.
First of all, please take a look at this.
We have a variety of theories, but let's go to everyone.
Naomi?
I want you to know that "fat" is a "breakfast theory".
I have an image of eating a lot.
However, there are many people who eat breakfast.
Mr. Natsu Ando of Maple Chogokin is a super breakfast person.
He doesn't eat breakfast more than a normal model.
What about you?
I'm a person who eats breakfast.
Please verify it.
Let's do it.
How did you come up with it?
I think you can try it.
I want you to do it.
This program is brought to you by "b" and "g" and sponsored by the following sponsors.
Muneo Tatoyama?
Mitsue Asaka?
Who is the new president of the United States?
"Fat" is a "breakfast theory".
So first of all...
- She's the chief. - She's the chief.
She's the big eater of Iida City and Watanabe Naomi.
- Everyone turns around and smiles. - She's so cheerful.
She's a cheerful person.
Why are you looking at me like that?
While she's at work, she has a friendly staff member take her to a sushi restaurant.
She's going to eat sushi for the first time in her life in a completely private restaurant.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- Three squids. - Excuse me for saying that.
One shredded rockfish.
One shredded eel.
- Usually, eel is shredded. - One salmon.
- One silverfish. - Silverfish.
One big tuna.
One green onion tuna gunkan.
- One green onion tuna yukhoe gunkan. - Yukhoe gunkan?
- Yukhoe gunkan. - Yukhoe gunkan?
- It's a popular dish. - Isn't it a common dish?
- Kusohara yukhoe. - Kusohara yukhoe?
- She's getting hungry. - Is she going to eat now?
- She's going to eat now. - Is she going to eat now?
- Before she eats... - She's eating now.
She's eating now.
- First of all, she eats up the jinkyukan. - It's delicious.
Jinkyukan?
Thank you for it.
- Face! - It's big!
- It's hard for her to eat because of her eating habits. - Face!
- Hey!
Faces?
- Faces? - She's scary.
Why is she doing that?
- She's got a nature. - She's fast.
- Jinkyukan is pretty good. - It looks good.
- Rasamielli. - Rasamielli.
- They ordered 12 more boxes of it. - Rasamielli.
They ate a total of 31 boxes of it.
- I can't eat it. - I can't eat it.
- So... - Can you eat it?
Darn it!
What is it?
- What is it? - This is...
It's a strong bullet.
No! What is it? I'm scared!
But...
It's surprisingly easy to eat.
It's interesting.
Yes.
When you came before...
- I said it. - Yes.
How much did I eat?
31 boxes of it.
- You look happy. - I'm going to eat it.
- I'm the one who eats. - Yes, you are.
- It's obvious. - Yes.
But there are really small-eaten fat people.
- Yes. - There are also liars.
- Liars? - Yes.
- What are you talking about? - You're a devil.
So, this time, research was conducted in each agency.
A list of fat people who are small-eaten and disappointed.
Just like Naomi Watanabe, we checked how many boxes of sushi she eats at her private sushi restaurant.
We measured her weight divided by the number of boxes she ate.
I see.
We verified who is the smallest-eaten fat person in terms of weight.
By the way, Naomi's disappointed number is 101 divided by 31, which is 3.25.
The bigger this number is, the more disappointed she is.
- I'm 101kg. - She's disappointed.
- The first entry is... - I don't like pizza.
- Sanpei. - Sanpei.
- Bon Mizokuro. - Bon Mizokuro.
- I've never eaten sushi in Shinjuku. - Me neither.
This time, Bon Mizokuro will invite Sanpei to eat sushi.
- Bon-san. - Yes.
I never thought I'd eat sushi with Bon-san.
- No way. - Honestly.
I'm hungry.
- I haven't eaten anything today. - It looks good.
First of all...
- Steamed octopus. - Steamed octopus.
- Yes. - Octopus.
- I like octopus.
- I like octopus, too. - One goldfish.
- I love octopus. - He loves octopus.
Among his favorite octopus, he ordered 10 cans of octopus.
- Here you go, octopus. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
You eat a lot.
Sanpei's current weight is 90 kilograms.
Naomi, who weighs 101 kilograms, ate 31 cans of octopus.
Do you want more?
- More? - Let's eat one more.
- Okay.
He ate only 10 cans of octopus and was full.
- This is... - Yes.
- Isn't it too much? - Yes.
- Sanpei, you can't eat more. - You can't eat more.
- Why do you eat so much? - Why do you eat so much?
Isn't it important?
I've been fat since I was born.
I weighed 45 kilograms when I was three years old.
- When you were three years old? - Yes.
- You're a "himanji". - I'm a "himanji".
- "Himanji"? - In the end, he ate only four cans of octopus and finished with a total of 14 cans of octopus.
- This is normal. - Yes.
- His disappointing weight is 90 kilograms divided by 14 kilograms and his weight is 6.43 kilograms. - Isn't it too much?
- You can eat this much. - Yes.
Wow!
- What's up? - I'm Dantan, a senior in high school.
- Nice to meet you. - I'm Kensho, fat, big and small.
- People around me tell me that I don't eat as much as I thought.
- Have you ever thought you were as fat as you?
- Actually, I don't eat as much as I thought.
- So...
- It's huge! - It looks like you can eat a lot.
- Shinji Uchiyama is disappointed.
- Is there such a funny place in the city?
- It's a sushi restaurant, but let's drink cola first.
- It's good.
And Uchiyama started eating vigorously, but...
- Oh, you're eating. - You're eating.
- Even after eating 10 cans of rice... - No way.
- I feel like eating rice balls. - What?
- I feel like eating rice balls. - Are you going to eat rice?
- Oh, that's what you call rice balls. - Adding 5 cans of rice,
- What? - he finished with a total of 15 cans of rice.
His disappointment rate is 6.66.
- Even with only 15 cans of rice... - His disappointment rate is 1.
Why am I fat even though I don't eat this much?
When Uchiyama asked him...
- We eat a lot of the same things. - Yes.
- We eat the same things and never get fat. - Yes.
- This is a gene. - What?
- DNA. - DNA makes you fat.
- Really? - My grandmother...
- She was born in Taisho era. - Yes.
- She was 100kg. - What?
- My grandmother. - Really? - That's amazing.
Such a disappointing fat survey.
- Next is... - Oh, Kon-chan.
- Oh. - Niche Kondo.
- You're right, you're fat. - He tends to hide above his 83kg partner's picture.
He is 152cm tall, weighs 70kg and is a great fat person.
- It looks good. - It looks good.
- It's good.
- It looks good.
- What? - Aida-kun. - Aida-kun. - Yes.
Such a fat person...
Like other disappointed fat people...
He eats vigorously...
- I'm going to eat the steak. - It looks good.
After eating 8 cans of rice...
- It's all yours. - No, no, it's all yours.
- No, it's all mine. - No, it's all yours.
- What kind of exchange is this? - While there's no point in this quarrel...
- It's true. - She finished with a total of 11 cans.
- Not bad. - That's impressive.
- That's impressive.
Huh? I want to know about this one.
You don't know about it?
- And so, the number of cans she ate is 6.36. - Wow.
And lastly, the disappointing fatty investigator...
- Oh, Natsu-chan is here. - Natsu-chan is here.
- This time, the main dish is red bean donuts. - Red bean donuts.
- Red bean donuts from Maple Chogokin are very popular. - Red bean donuts.
And so, Natsu-chan, Naomi Watanabe, is also a big fan of those red bean donuts.
Sushi is one of the best markets, isn't it?
- It's really good. - It's really good.
- Okay. - Okay.
It's from Kanemaki.
- She weighs over 130 kilograms. - Wow!
- Wow!
And so, what did she eat?
Number 5.
- Let's eat. - She ate a lot.
- It's good. - It's good.
- What is it?
- It's good. - It's good.
It's good.
- It's good. - It's good.
- She's cute. - It's good.
- How many servings did you eat?
- Two. - Two servings?
- Two? - How many servings did you eat?
- Nine. - Nine.
- She ate nine servings of red bean donuts in 11 restaurants. - It's good.
- It was good. - And...
- She ate seafood salad and octopus in addition. - It's good.
- How was it? - It's good.
The octopus is good.
It was really good.
- Only 13 cans and it's finished. - That's not good.
The disappointment rate is 10 out of 10.
He is the number one disappointment guy in the entertainment world.
- It's strong. - It came out!
How much did you eat?
If you count the plates, it's about 20 plates.
If you count the cans, it's about 40.
- You only ate 13 cans. - 13 cans?!
It's a little embarrassing.
Oh, really? It's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing to be disappointed.
By the way, the disappointment rate of Gian and Shirota is...
0.4.
- Nacchan. - I see.
- Yes. - It's not as bad as I thought. - That's right.
- I really don't eat this. - Yes.
- But actually, wrestlers don't eat it much either. - What?
- Yes. - What?
- It's better than you think. - There's a new theory.
- What? - What?
- Also, even though Nacchan only ate 13 cans of it, she ate 40 cans of it, which is the scariest. - That's right.
- The sensation... - If you think about it like that, Naomi-chan really eats a lot of it.
- Wow, 30 cans... - What is that way of eating it?
It's becoming a sphere now.
The next presenter is this person!
Who is it?
It's me!
- Jack! Jack! - It's the most popular person in the world!
Jack!
- You're a nobleman, aren't you? - I'm not a nobleman!
- You're a nobleman! - A nobleman!
- The theory I brought with me today is about "obaka" talents. - Oh?
- Tsuruno-san, you're also from that area. You're "obaka". - That's right.
- It's my "obaka" debut. - It's your debut, but you've done a lot of things.
- Well, that's your future. - That's right.
- There was a period of "obaka" boom. - Yes, yes.
- "Obaka" becoming a boom... Has this country done anything about it?
- Well, it has received a popularization award.
- So, I brought "obaka" talents a forbidden theory. - A forbidden theory...
- A forbidden theory. - A forbidden theory...
- I brought a forbidden theory, and it is this!
- "Obaka" talents are going to do it!
- This is forbidden! - This is...
- This is forbidden! - What do you think of it?
- I think it's wonderful. When "obaka" talents are in the studio, it's exciting and helpful. - Yes, it's helpful.
- But, sometimes... - Yes.
- "Obaka" talents are going to do it! - Yes, it happens.
- It happens, doesn't it? - Yes, it happens.
- "Obaka" talents are going to do it! - Yes, it happens.
- Actors and actresses were strict. - Yes.
- We make mistakes by nature, don't we? - Yes, yes.
- In terms of answers. - Yes.
- When I go back to "Hinatan", I'm told "You've done it so far". - Yes, you're right.
- Also, "Fujimotsu-san" and "Shinoda-san" who seemed to say so much were on the show.
- At first, many people told me "You've done it so far". - Yes.
- I thought "I haven't made a mistake at all". - Yes.
- So, this time... - Yes.
- We proudly declare "Obaka" talent audition. - Yes.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared of something.
- It's an audition for "obaka" talents. - Yes.
- So, I think "obaka" talents are going to do it! - Yes.
"Obaka" talents are going to do it!
- It's funny. It's funny. - Yes.
- So, this fake quiz show held "Obaka" talent audition. - Yes, it's funny.
- I'm stupid if I say this in hurtful language. - It's funny.
- I'm stupid. - It's funny.
- We asked "obaka" talents who came here and are selling "obaka" now to do a super easy common sense quiz.
- If you know you're "obaka" and you're asked for it, will you go and do it?
- First group. - You're asked for it, so you'll answer it, right?
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- You're asked for it.
- Do you know you're "obaka" now?
- Well, you may be really "obaka", but it's like a quiz format, okay?
- I don't really know how to speak either and I can't do well with students.
- So, if you say "yabai" instead of "obaka", it's no good.
- They all look like they know it.
- So, let's have a common sense quiz.
The name of the first prime minister of Japan is...
What is it?
The first?
Yes, what was it?
Yosana Akiko.
Wait, what was it?
The first prime minister?
What was it?
Mr. Knock.
What was it?
Mr. Knock.
Oh, I see.
Wait for me.
Next.
Muneo Tatoyama.
You mixed up the names.
As expected, they make a lot of mistakes from the beginning.
Self-proclaimed "stupid" talents.
Write down all the positions called "gaia" in baseball.
What does it mean?
Gaia?
Yes.
Home run?
Home run.
I see.
Cheering person, bench, pitcher...
What does it mean?
And a flyer.
I'm a bald man who lives outside.
How about that?
And so on.
They auditioned for a total of 24 people.
Everyone pressed the button as if they were competing with each other.
This is terrible.
Many of them said, "Isn't he doing it?"
This is terrible.
And the worst one was...
I'm Yuki Fukumoto from Stardust Promotions.
Idol group Prismax's Yuki Fukumoto.
In fact, he is...
Are you doing any kind of roles?
Oh, me?
Yes, yes. I've done some kind of roles.
Just recently, on Wednesday's "Downtown", there was a special episode like that.
That was when I was Narimiya-san's child.
That's right. He hasn't noticed it yet, but this is his second time appearing in this show.
His answer is...
The first one is...
When you go to a bar, there is always 100% kimchi on the menu.
This is also a kind of alcohol, so I think it's "chin mi".
Ah, you're doing it.
It's just like that!
It's just like that.
It's weird.
"C-disc".
What is the name of the first Japanese singer?
Yes, yes!
Xavier.
Xavier of Tanegashima.
As expected of Mr. Yatteru.
I don't know. I really don't know.
This is tough.
With that said, it's probably his first time appearing in a variety show.
This time, he made it clear about it.
I don't like this. I don't like everyone around me.
Hey!
Good work.
He asked the members of the same group to cooperate and secretly filmed him eating in private.
As a preparation for the audition, Mr. Yatteru gave out a common sense quiz and drew out a realistic answer.
And later, he gave out a second-hand audition of the questions that he was able to answer correctly.
Will he really go and do it even if he actually knows the correct answer?
Wow, you came up with this strategy.
When do you think you're good at acting?
Fujii-san.
Amanoka-san.
Niji-san.
The correct answer is Fujii, Taka, Nasubi.
What?
Fujii, Taka, Taka, Nasubi.
Nasubi?
Nasubi.
One Fujii, two Taka, three Nasubi.
No, no.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
Even in reality, he does look like an idiot.
Does Ultraman have enough time to fight on Earth?
I don't know.
Three minutes.
Oh, correct.
Wow, correct.
This question is normally correct.
So, the next day, when he came to take the second- person audition without knowing anything,
he asked the previous question.
Don't make it too long.
I'm sorry for asking you again and again.
No, you're the best.
I'm sorry.
You're the best.
Do you remember what kind of show it was?
It was like "Agepoyo".
It was a fun show where everyone was having fun.
"Agepoyo"?
It was like "Sensho Ageage".
Huh?
Since he came up with a character for us, let's start with a normal question.
What prevents you from moving because of debt?
Earth doesn't rotate.
"Whale" is "koeiru" in English.
What does "tuna" mean in English?
"maru" (circle)
Is it a secondary examination?
A young man in a suit, black and yellow car.
Stop with the yellow car!
Now, let's get to the question.
How much time does an Ultraman have to fight on Earth?
Three minutes.
That's correct.
Wow, that's correct.
This question has been answered once.
How will they answer it?
Now, let's get to the question.
How much time does an Ultraman have to fight on Earth?
That's decided by himself.
Until he has enough stamina.
That scared me!
He went for it.
I'll draw it.
This is dangerous.
How much time does an Ultraman have to fight on Earth?
That's...
Until...
Until he has defeated his enemies.
That's scary.
He's a conspirator who acts as a villain.
But, here's a spoiler.
Stop it!
A spoiler is the scariest.
Next night's "down time".
What?
Recently...
What?
You went out for dinner with your members, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
Didn't you do some common sense quizzes there?
Yes, we did.
Do you say "yes, we did"?
Yes.
At that time, there was a question about Ultraman.
I really don't know.
Let me win Ultraman.
Those three minutes.
I want to participate in the audition.
If I pass the audition this time, I won't change my mind.
I will focus on this task.
I can't believe it.
The next contestant is...
Tomotaro's friend.
Please answer all of them.
It's really easy.
Kirirango, chasanoha and onigiri.
Sashis...
Sesosan...
There was an old name.
Yamaguchi Ayako, who is selling herself as a beautiful staircase dancer.
It's Kirirango, chasanoha and onigiri.
If you add "stupid" here...
It will be a chaotic situation.
"Stupid" is a staircase dancer.
As before, she asked a question in private.
Who is the new president of the United States?
Donald Trump.
Thank you for your question.
She answered it normally.
It's Showa.
Before Heisei is Showa.
Before Heisei is...
Reiko.
Correct!
Sashis...
At this point, it seems like "stupid" has already won.
I will ask the same question later.
Before Heisei is Showa.
Before Heisei is...
That's right.
Taisho.
Before that...
I want to see it.
A nail?
Stop it!
I don't want to see it!
I don't want to see it, either!
We will explain the real plan this time.
I want to see it!
I'm scared!
Staircase is scared
Scary fake idiot prank.
Staircase is scared
And last but not least...
Please wait a moment.
Staircase is scared
This program is presented by...
B and G and...
Staircase is scared
...your sponsors.
You jumped into my trap?
Hey!
Get on...
...with me.
It's a bad idea to be together.
B and G
DVDs 6 and 7 are released simultaneously.
Non-commercial images are also included.
We can do it in a high school library.
The first limited edition with Matsuboto Bearbrick and Secret Bearbrick application will also be released on February 22nd, Wednesday!
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The last suspect is...
Who is written in the current 5,000 yen book?
What? Wait a minute!
Asaka Mitsue-san?
It's a woman, isn't it?
What is the current population of Japan?
About 60,000 people.
Shikoku!
What is Shikoku?
Westernized, oriental, triangular, circular...
Hot spring sommelier idol Enomoto Hikari!
There are many hot springs in Shikoku!
One before Heisei is Showa era, but...
What about the other one?
What?
I don't know what hasn't been born yet!
Who is written in the current 10,000 yen book?
Yukichi Nantoka!
Toyotomi!
It's Toyotomi!
It seems that this person was a real old man!
What day of the year is it?
Except for the year of sale.
What year of sale is it?
365 or...
366?
Which one?
365!
Correct!
The only person who has been able to answer this question correctly.
What should I do with this?
Could it be...
What day of the year is it?
This question was in the book.
For some reason, it seems like this question is useful.
It's blue, isn't it?
Could it be that the answer is...
365 or...
Normally correct!
I want you to make fun of me!
An honest person.
And in many ways, a real old man.
What kind of person is he?
Because I really don't know.
It can't be helped.
I didn't go to high school.
As a result, there are many people who go to do it, but there are also people who are serious about it.
That's good!
I think it can't be helped to do it in order to meet that vision.
When we were doing the quiz show, we were trying to distinguish whether we were doing it or not.
After we gave the answer, we were able to see the reason why it was given.
Even in "Stupid Chinkaito", we were able to see the reason why it was given.
And we were able to find the answer.
You're an expert!
When I saw them entering the studio, I knew they were doing it.
That's fast!
It's like "manbigi-g-men".
We're doing it!
Who was pranked the most last year?
The first place goes to...
If it's rain and whipped cream, whipped cream is more powerful.
How much record can you break if you're pushed into it?
You're rich!
If you've been under long-term treatment abroad, what's the theory that you don't know anything about Japan?
Let's verify it with this person who was playing table tennis in Thailand!