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Now, let's get started, everyone!
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Now, let's get started!
The first presenter is this person!
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Yes, there are 200,000 vikings!
200,000!
Are you okay?
Are you alone?
I came alone.
Alone?
Yes.
Yes!
This time...
This time, I...
You say it, but I hate it when you say it like that.
This is the theory I brought with me today!
The Third Master of Sushi!
Well, well, well...
It's going to be a popular segment soon, isn't it?
For the first and second time, my partner, Kotouge, presented it to me.
Today, since Kotouge has work to do, I decided to do it myself.
Since Kotouge has work to do, I decided to do it myself.
Isn't it amazing that you called out to Nishimura?
Even J. Dynamon wouldn't call out to you.
The first time, I did it alone.
The second time, I did it in doubles.
But in the end, only special people were able to clear it.
Were you able to clear it?
Until halfway, yes.
If you couldn't clear it, it doesn't mean you couldn't do it.
Ordinary people...
You haven't seen it, have you?
I have, I have.
I don't think you cleared it.
I didn't make it to the end, but I made it halfway.
If you don't make it to the end, you can't clear it.
I definitely said it.
I didn't clear it.
Only special people were able to make it halfway.
Well, Nishimura...
Sushi-eater and Sushi-eater have cleared it in doubles.
In doubles!
They've cleared it in doubles!
You can't make it to the end, can you?
I can't make it.
I can't either, but you can't either.
But you're worse than me.
Have you cleared it?
Which one?
I'm sorry, but you've cleared it.
And so, with a new stage added, the Sushi-eaters challenged themselves in trios for the third stage.
What's up with you?!
In addition, unless the president gives up, his subordinates will never give up.
After 10 minutes of tickling, she's fine.
Let's verify her belly and strong will.
The third master of sushi.
So, this time, it's a challenge with three people.
With the skill of the first master of sushi,
the game is to eat the stories that come one after another with the tempo of the song.
Master of Sushi
The first challenger is...
Thank you.
The three brothers of Kameda.
But the third challenger is not Tomoki Sannan.
Who is it?
Himeki Suekko.
She is a former world champion of boxing.
And Himeki Suekko, who grew up in a special environment, will challenge "Master of Sushi".
I see.
Are you confident in eating a lot of food?
I am confident in everything.
I can eat 10 servings of yakiniku.
I can eat 100 pieces of sushi.
I see.
How about you, Keriki Sannan?
I will do it with guts.
The rules are the same as last time.
First of all, the first level "Fish Heaven" will challenge you.
Only those who have cleared it can challenge the next level.
Will the three brothers of Kameda be able to clear "Fish Heaven" for the first time?
Isn't it good?
I haven't eaten it yet.
I haven't eaten it at all.
I will leave it there.
She is a sister of him.
They have a good teamwork.
Yeah!
I'm really good at this.
No, no, you can't.
No, please.
What do you mean?!
It was a fight of foul play where Himeki kept sushi in one hand.
But they clearly cleared the first stage.
So, only the turtle will challenge level 2 "Don't eat sushi."
Here we go!
It's almost over.
Look.
Again?
Here it comes.
Here comes level 2.
Okay.
Here we go.
Here it comes.
I'll give you.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Oh, good.
Oh, wow.
You're so slow.
Wait, I want you to do it again.
I want you to do it again.
You failed just now.
I want you to do it again.
Unfortunately, she slipped down later and lost the second round.
The next challenger is female entertainer, Ogui selection trio.
I wonder why I'm fat.
You're in second place.
Yes, you're right.
She's eating like a fish in heaven.
Here it comes.
Can you eat it?
Yes, I can eat it.
You're amazing, Ogui.
You can't eat it.
Oh, no.
She managed to eat four fish in the chorus and barely cleared it.
Isn't it bad?
Thank goodness.
There's rice on it.
Why is there rice on it?
This is not easy.
Finally, at level 2, "Don't eat sushi", the female entertainer trio will challenge.
Wow, this is...
It's going, it's going!
It's like "Gyottsu" or "Garaetsu".
Oh, good.
There's some left in the first round.
Watch out!
There's some left in the first round.
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
It's a black carpet.
It's "Gari", "Gari", "Gari"!
"Gari", "Gari", "Gari", "Gari"!
"Gari", "Gari", "Gari"!
The female entertainer trio has defeated "Gari" with three consecutive hits.
The next challenger is...
Good morning!
Two big eaters who can eat about 100 pieces of sushi.
The son of a sushi restaurant will challenge the master of sushi.
I've eaten so much sushi in my life.
Also, three years ago, he participated in a steak competition in New Jersey and came in 4th place.
Yes!
At that time, he was said to be a "crazy rookie".
Yes! I'm looking forward to it!
He is confident.
Apparel is important.
Wow!
The first stage was easily cleared with the active role of the reverse milk fighter "Antony".
Wow!
You're fast!
You ate a lot of "zembei" (Japanese rice cracker)
You were the 3rd place, though.
You ate a lot of "zembei" (Japanese rice cracker)
I ate 11 "zembei" (Japanese rice cracker) at once.
I was really shaken.
Finally, the big eater entertainer selection will challenge the level of "sushi eater".
OK!
I'll do my best thinking about "middle-fat" at first.
Good!
Will he be the first one to clear in the trio?
I'm the 1st and 3rd.
I don't care.
You're fast!
OK! OK!
You're fast!
You're a little fast!
You're fast!
You can do it!
Are you enjoying it?
Antony, are you OK?
You're great!
Great!
Antony, are you OK?
You'reideal!
Hey, you put too much of it in the curry.
It's good.
It's really comforting.
Here we go again!
Curry, curry, curry, curry!
Yes, yes, yes!
There's too much of it!
Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry is tough! Curry is tough! Curry is in my throat!
Yes, not both, but that sourness!
The male entertainer selection, who still feels a little bit of room, has perfectly won "Sushi- eater"!
Wow, that's amazing!
So, the next challenge will be "Nankou Flag Level 3"!
However...
Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry is tough!
Too much of it!
Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry is tough!
As a result of deliberation, "Tarako, Tarako, Tarako" has been raised to level 4 this time due to the amount of "Tarako".
Instead, "Tabemono-kyoku Medley", which forgot about sushi for a moment, has been introduced as a new level 3!
This time, we will have you challenge this!
Can you do it for me?
I love you so much!
What's wrong with you, Antoni?
What's up with you?
What's up with you, Antoni?
I love you!
You look great in it!
Wow!
Amazing!
Take it!
This is impossible!
Was it hard to do "Tabemono-kyoku Medley"?
As soon as the music started, I couldn't do it!
Now that he doesn't have to do "sushi" anymore, he has become a professional sushi eater!
The next challenger is...
Take it!
I'm back!
Take it!
I'm back!
There are three of you this time. How confident are you?
Hey, you're asking questions!
There are three of you! Three of you!
If you say "die", you two will eat a lot!
There's no doubt about it!
Yeah, we just have to win!
Last time, since they cleared it with two people,
"Fish Heaven" is exempted.
Furthermore, "Sushi-eating Game" is cleared with ease.
With ease!
Finally, "New Level 3" "Food Song Medley" will be challenged!
Will it be cleared?
I like sweets, too, Makabe-san.
You're cute.
You're fast!
Wow, amazing!
Wow!
Go away!
Wow!
It's wet!
Wow, amazing!
There's still a lot left.
Wow!
Amazing!
This is good for your brain.
It's melting with tea.
That's smart.
Wow, amazing!
It's melting with tea.
Take it!
Wow!
This is good for your brain.
It's melting with tea.
I'm sorry.
My head is spinning.
It's melting with tea.
Wow!
Take it!
It's melting with tea.
Even three professional wrestlers couldn't beat them.
They were beaten eleven times in a row.
Eleven times?
Finally, they will appear.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I think we can do it.
FOOD FIGHTER TRIO
Last time, they beat SUSHIKUINEI.
This time, they will beat GIANT SHIROTA and SUGAWARA HATSUYO.
It's fun!
FOOD FIGHTER TRIO
How confident are you today?
I only have confidence.
I think I can do better than last time.
This time, we will win for sure.
That's all we can do.
This time, they will clear LV.1 and LV.2.
They will challenge LV.3, FOOD FIGHTER TRIO.
They were beaten more than expected.
They will change their song order and challenge LV.3.
Will they be able to pass FOOD FIGHTER TRIO?
What's wrong? You look like you want to do it.
Come on!
What?
Wow!
That's fast!
Wow! That's fast!
That's amazing!
It fits the rhythm.
That's amazing!
What's that?
Hey, eat it!
It doesn't look painful at all.
Whoa!
It's coming! It's coming!
Okay!
Yay!
That's amazing!
Wow!
That's amazing!
It's the third time!
This is dangerous!
This is...
This is dangerous!
You don't normally do this, do you?
Head, go! Head, go! Head, go! Head, go! Head, go!
Head, head, head...
So, Garigari-kun is ready for level 4.
That's amazing.
Garigari-kun is...
Garigari-kun is impossible.
His head hurts.
Can we add one more person?
Four people.
Even if they succeed, we don't know how they will look at it.
That's right.
So, this was "Sanda, the master of sushi".
Thank you very much!
It was written here.
It was judged that it wouldn't spread here.
Is it our fault?
The next presenter is this person!
Kirin Kawashima!
I'm Kirin Kawashima! Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
First of all, please take a look at this set.
As long as the president doesn't quit barbecuing, his subordinates will never quit!
That's right!
As long as the president doesn't quit barbecuing, his subordinates will never quit!
I see.
Is there anyone here who quits barbecuing at a drinking party?
What?
There are many people like that!
Isn't there anyone who quits barbecuing in Hamada?
No, no, no.
You're lying, aren't you?
Why?
There's no one who quits barbecuing.
No, when I go to my juniors, they always say "Hamada Empire Barbecue" and end it.
What?!
This program is brought to you by "b" and "g" and sponsored by the following sponsors.
What is this?!
Stop it!
Oh, I can do it! I can do it!
I want to bite the wall and get out of here!
As long as the president doesn't quit, his subordinates verify the theory that he will never quit.
It depends on the president's character.
This time, as soon as more than half of the employees quit banzai for the president who continues banzai, banzai is over.
The first person to try is A-one, a company that mainly handles office supplies such as copy machines.
What is the relationship between the president and his employees?
I believe that they have a very high relationship of trust.
So, if the president continues to do banzai...
I think he'll keep doing it for a long time.
The president is confident in the banzai challenge.
This time, 35 employees who participated in the election without knowing anything will do banzai.
Will banzai last forever?
Good morning.
First of all, this year, we surpassed 15,000 copies.
Over the past 13 or 14 years, we surpassed about 100,000 copies.
This is a great number, isn't it?
To break through 100,000 copies, we would like to do banzai with all our hearts.
Let's do it!
Banzai!
As soon as banzai surpassed three copies and entered the fourth time, laughter spilled out of my mouth.
But I can't allow that to happen.
Banzai!
I'm angry.
I'm scared.
The president continues to do banzai like a broken human being.
Then, despite being worried about this situation, employees continue to do banzai like the president.
Banzai!
I'm scared.
The president is scary.
Banzai!
No one is doing anything.
We didn't release a single dropout.
This is amazing.
Here, we surpassed 100 copies.
Originally, the president lost all of the feelings of joy that banzai had long ago and turned them into a banzai machine.
Banzai!
However, after 350 times, the hardworking employees are starting to get tired as well.
At that moment...
Banzai! Banzai!
In this endless Banzai hell, a brave employee finally...
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
But with that voice, there's no way it will reach the president's ears.
At last, 15 minutes have passed since the Banzai started.
This Banzai hell seemed like it would last forever, but...
At last...
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
Huh?
The president...
The president is running out of energy and mental strength.
And with that, A-one, a company that does business, has set a new record of 480 Banzai songs.
And now, a story.
Good morning!
It's Wednesday's "downtime," but...
As long as the president doesn't quit Banzai, his subordinates can't quit either.
Didn't you quit after all?
We couldn't quit.
Why is that?
Because it was a little scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
It made me a little crazy.
As expected, as long as the president doesn't quit, the employees didn't quit Banzai.
Next, Wajah, a company that cooperates with Banzai.
This is a "challenge start" with 17 people who regularly participate.
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
However...
Banzai! Banzai!
Because the president was embarrassed and did a "banzai" with a half-smile, the employees quickly quit.
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
As a result, the number of employees who quit "banzai" continues to increase.
I'm not doing it anymore! Banzai!
The Japanese company "waja" finished "banzai" with a record of 35 times.
Next is the real estate company "christy".
At this company, which does not regulate, "banzai" challenge at a monthly drinking party.
However, around 20 times, the number of employees who "banzai" continuously decreases.
Some of them keep raising their hands and show that they are doing it.
No way, even Aldiaman appears, but the record does not increase.
The financial company "christy" finished "banzai" with a record of 46 times.
As a result, A-one, which handles office supplies, is at the top of the list so far.
So, it's not a company, but it's a completely independent support group, isn't it?
However, it seems that the support group of the university that cooperated with us is not so strict about up and down relations.
If clothing is also "jersey", so is seaweed.
The record is 249 times, which is half and half in various ways.
Next, here is also a comedian with a strict image of up and down relationship.
The person who cooperated with the verification is Koumoto, the chairman of the board of directors.
Banzai challenge with his juniors at the launch of the live show.
Since it's a big deal, let's have a banzai together at the end.
Well, let's do our best together and sell again.
Well, let's do a banzai.
Banzai!
What will happen?
Wow, he's fast!
"Is he taking it as a joke?", he said and the show ended in only 5 episodes.
So, A-one, a company, was special.
Wow!
A-one, a company, was special.
The president gave up and went to Endless.
Wow!
He got angry at a small gap, but he didn't lose to it and was in a trance state.
He had no choice but to continue.
In the end, he became the character of the president who did the banzai.
A-one may have had little push-ups to the employees.
If there was someone like Hamada-san, he would have pushed up immediately.
Even if he was the president.
Even if he was the president, he would have pushed up immediately.
Even if it was a wedding celebration, he wouldn't say "It's too long!"
It's not that long!
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner.
Tonight's presenter is...
Mr. Tamura Kenji!
Thank you for having me!
Everyone, if you were tickled, what would you do?
I would lower my voice and go like...
- Just whispering? - Yes.
- Shinohara-san wouldn't do anything, right? - No, I wouldn't do anything.
- You wouldn't whisper, would you? - No, I wouldn't.
- Really? - No, I wouldn't.
- If it was "straighten your back", I would say "back of your legs". - "Back of your legs"?!
It's like a tatami mat.
I have a theory about tickling.
Here it is.
If you tickle for more than 10 minutes, you're fine.
- No way! - No, no, no.
- 10 minutes is a long time, isn't it? - 10 minutes is a long time.
- "Oh, I can do it now". - You get used to it.
- Yes, you get used to it. - I don't know if you get used to it.
It's said that even in torture, tickling is treated like a high-level torture.
Why do you say it like you're an expert?
Because I like torture, I read a lot of torture dictionaries.
- Your speech has changed. - Masuwaka-chan?
After this, if you continue to be tickled for 10 minutes, what will happen to you?
Serious verification!
Stop it already!
If you tickle for more than 10 minutes, you're fine.
So, let's start with this person's experiment.
"ungirls kanaka".
She was called out for a fake interview and suddenly got tickled.
If you continue to be tickled, will you be fine?
- I don't like it. - I don't like it.
- So... - I don't like it.
- I don't like it.
She absorbed the target's "tanaka" and stuck it on the tickling platform.
- Who are you guys?! You bastards! - What's wrong with you?
Stop it, you bastards!
And as she took away her freedom of movement, she started tickling.
The wall...
The wall is...
What's going on?
Excuse me.
By the way, this time, she's always tickled with all her might.
She was said to have used her Oda Nobunaga in the Battle of Nagashino.
The 13th Division of Kinawa.
And five minutes have passed.
Wow, it's tough.
You still want to tickle?
I want to tickle.
Don't tickle me.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
I can't believe you're tickling me like this.
And finally, the goal of the ten minutes...
Tickling.
There's no point in doing it for ten minutes.
Stop it!
Wow, it's gross.
Stop it!
Stop it already!
It's okay, it's okay.
Ah, but...
How is it?
Huh?
It's starting to tickle me.
Huh?
It tickled you?
It tickled me a little.
Huh?
It tickled me a little.
Huh?
No way!
Why?
Are you okay now?
All of a sudden?
Yeah.
Huh?
My body's gone crazy!
I can't feel anything!
I'm scared of this!
That's what's scary about it.
And so,
Angirls Tanaka,
just like the theory,
after ten minutes,
his tickling stopped.
If you tickle for more than ten minutes,
it means you're okay.
It's not like it stopped,
it's like the circuitry in my head blew up.
It blew up.
Next up, a woman's verification.
That person is...
This time, the tickling role is also changed to a woman.
This is also for attachment.
Start tickling.
3 minutes of tickling.
I'm getting used to it.
3 minutes from the start.
She seems to have gotten used to it.
2 minutes of tickling.
Then...
I don't feel anything.
I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
I don't feel anything.
So, Suzuki Nana...
doesn't feel anything for 5 minutes.
I'm excited for the first time in a while.
I like being tied up like this.
Next is this elderly person.
Animal Amaguchi.
He caught an animal like that by example.
Start tickling.
Hey, you! You bastard!
Hey, tickle me! Tickle me!
Ah, it tickles me! It tickles me!
I can't stop laughing!
- Mr. Animal. - What?
Does it really tickle you?
It tickles me, you bastard!
Do you really doubt me?!
Do you doubt me?!
That's a joke.
Hey, forgive me!
- Mr. Animal. - What?
It didn't tickle him that much.
So, let's move on.
Finally, a test by a foreigner.
Bobby Orobo.
- Stop it! Stop it! - He's worried about Bobby.
- Stop it! Stop it! - Stop it! Stop it!
- He's really tough. - But...
- He's really tough. - For some reason, Bobby resists.
- 12 people are trying to hold him down. - What is that?
- I'll really kill you! - Hey!
- You've done it before, haven't you?
- What is that? - After 10 minutes of trying, the glue is finally complete.
- What is that? - At this point, they're both exhausted.
- It's finally time for the real thing. The tickling begins.
- He's trying to hold him down.
Stop it!
Stop it! I'm weak! Weak! Weak!
I'm really weak. My stomach hurts.
Then...
He managed to get out of it by force.
He managed to get out of it by force again.
They meet up again soon.
Stop it! Stop it! Don't touch me! I'm going to get out of it!
I'm really going to get out of it! I'm going to get out of it!
What are you doing?
He managed to get out of it by force.
He managed to get caught.
He managed to get out of it by force.
He managed to get caught and sent back.
The time of tickling lasted ten minutes.
It's ticklish!
How far can the tickling get normal?
They continue their game...
but...
Get out of the car! Get out of the car! Get out of the car!
Get out of the car!
So, Bobby was not tickled at all.
What's up with you, Bobby?
I don't know what I was doing.
It was scary.
I'm sorry.
Cut it out!
She's angry.
I have one more theory.
Very short and strong theory.
What do you think of it?
Today, you two have been together for a long time.
Renho is a celebrity.
Muroi.
Muroi Shigeru?
I'm sorry.
Shigeru is different.
She's a dolly.
And Kandori Shinobu.
It's not "strong", it's "strong".
But it's very short.
Very short and strong theory.
So, they started to investigate with streetlights.
And...
Wow, look at the color.
It's a woman's color.
They found a very short and strange color.
I'm interviewing someone with short hair on TBS.
I have a question for you.
What do you do now?
I'm a hairdresser.
Your hair is quite short.
Yes, it is.
I have a buzz cut.
It's a buzz cut.
Why do you have a short hair?
Well...
I enjoy styling my hair every day.
And I want some impact.
You want some impact.
Until three years ago...
Her license plate and passport are about this long, so you can usually stop her once at the airport.
Certainly, the photo from three years ago is completely different from now, but is she really strong-minded?
Do you often say you're strong-minded?
Yes, I'm often told that I'm strong-minded. I've had my license plate and passport with me since I was little.
When I was a student, my nickname was "strong- minded".
I'm sure that's what it looked like.
She was a strong-minded woman with a strange nickname.
Next is this very short woman.
Why did you decide to wear a berry short?
I was told to make it look like it would look good on fortune-tellers.
Really?
Do you have a particular hairstyle you like?
I like straight hair.
I see.
Her calm tone is contrary to what she says. She says she's conscious of her straight hair.
Is she also strong-minded?
Have you ever been told that you're strong-minded?
Yes, I have.
What makes you think you're strong-minded?
I can't help but say it.
I'm a hairdresser, so what if my juniors only think about me?
Are you strict with your juniors?
I think I'm strict with them. I think they're scary.
She was strong-minded, and she was a hairdresser.
She may be strong-minded.
She may be a hairdresser.
Have you ever been told you're strong-minded?
Yes, I have.
No, I haven't.
I have.
There was this annoying person, and I hit the wall while making friends with him.
I think I'm strong-minded.
No, you're not.
I'm strong-minded.
No, you're not.
I admit it.
No, you're not.
All the Berry Shorts declared themselves strong- minded.
Berry Shorts.
And Berry Shorts have a high percentage of colors.
And most of them are either hairdressers or beauty students.
In the meantime, we found the shortest Berry Shorts in our investigation.
It's a beard.
It has a little bit of wacky in it.
Here, in this investigation, they found the shortest berry short.
Can I have a look at it?
Yes.
Is it ok for you to turn off the light?
Can you take it off?
They found a complete bald woman.
She's bald.
I'm bald.
I used to have a skinhead, but now it's grown and I'm bald.
Is your skinhead still growing?
It's growing.
Did you do something wrong?
No, not at all.
I'm bald professionally.
By the way, what do you do for a living?
I'm a model. I'm a fashion model.
If it's her job, she should have a bald head.
Once a week, she has a 3mm barricade.
She's a model of Hatakeyama.
Do people around you say you're strong-willed?
Yes, they do.
I don't know if it's bad or not, but people say I'm strong-willed.
Do you think you're strong-willed?
Yes, I do.
By the way, do you have a boyfriend?
I have a husband and a child.
My husband is a hairdresser, so he does my hair.
She's a model, a mother, a hairdresser, and a strong- willed hairdresser.
After all, only strong-willed women wear short berets.
However...
Do you think you're strong-willed?
Strong-willed?
I'm not told that I'm strong-willed.
On the contrary, I'm told that I'm not scary.
I have a different image.
But I only do this and my ears.
I don't do that much.
The problem is...
This is the problem.
It's harder than I thought.
Have you ever been told you're strong-willed?
No, I'm not strong-willed.
Have you ever been told you're strong-willed?
No, not at all.
Have you ever been told you're strong-willed?
She seems like that.
I'm probably not that strong-willed.
She's not strong-willed.
No, no, no!
Why do you ask me that?
According to the survey,
about 60% of women are strong-willed.
It's more than normal women,
but it's not that many.
Then, what kind of people are very short?
I think they're confident.
Yeah, I know.
If you're not confident, you can't cut it.
You can't cut it.
You have to cut it.
Normally, you hesitate, don't you?
Yeah.
So, you're not self-centered,
but you're self-expressive.
That's what I think.
So, very short is people who are confident in themselves.
At last, why did you ask her?
But she made a perfect comment, didn't she?
She was the representative of the short.
There were two kinds of short and self-expressive.
Sometimes, it came in.
And at last, it ended with self-expressive.
Next week,
Japanese people who have been stabbed in the leg still have no mercy.
I don't feel like running away.
With long-term thorough investigation,
shocking facts continue.
In other words...
I don't eat more than a normal model.
What? Really?
Fat people don't eat much.
There is a theory that he is going out with a stupid talent. Let's check if he is stupid or not.