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Alright, it's started, Wednesday's Downtown. Everyone, please take care of me.
Alright, let's go. The first presenter is this person. Please come in!
Ah, you're here!
I'm here with a manly heart!
You're very popular.
Please take care of me.
I thought you were Tsukune.
What?
I thought you were Tsukune.
I'm not Tsukune!
I thought you were Tsukune!
As food, I'm not Tsukune!
I'm not Tsukune!
For me, in 2014 and 2015, for two consecutive years, I was the one who got pranked the most.
There's a theory that I get pranked the most.
And it's this.
No matter how exposed I am...
Even if it's a bad prank, if you're a comedian, you'll end up on it.
Even if you know about it?
That's right.
Even if you're suspicious of it?
Even if you're suspicious of it...
How much do you know about it?
No, I don't know much about it.
I don't know much about it, but...
I think it's a little rough.
Even if it's a long shoot, you might get a blank sheet of script.
Even if it's just a food report shoot, you might get changed first.
You might get dirty.
Sometimes it happens, doesn't it?
After this, we'll investigate the bad prank on the comedian.
And...
We're going to see if he's really going to be pranked and get caught.
I'm not angry.
And...
There's a junior at the store you went to, and you have to treat him.
After every meal, it's going to be really tough.
We're going to look for the furthest house from a convenience store in Japan.
We're going to look for the one who's wearing sunglasses and has a leather jacket.
(TV show "Sugyobi" on TV)
No matter how obvious the prank is,
comedians often find out about it.
So we asked comedians who have been pranked so many times
about their most obvious prank.
Let's start with D.K.O. Kinoshita.
Out of all the pranks you've been pranked on,
is there one that you found out about?
Yes, there is.
It's a TV show in Osaka.
One time,
I went home around 2 a.m.
It was my own house.
I was about to open the door,
but the door was slightly open.
I thought it was open, so I looked down.
There were a lot of cables hanging from the door.
From your own house's door,
you found mysterious cables.
That's terrible!
I thought there might be something in the house.
I went into the living room.
There was a digital camera on top of the cupboard.
I couldn't hide it.
It said "SONY" on it.
It had a red "tarlin" on it.
I was thinking, "natural body, natural body," and I was in a daze.
It didn't mean anything.
I didn't want to worry about it.
I wanted to watch it on TV.
I turned on the TV.
The volume was 63.
Ta-da!
What's up?
It's obvious you're weak-willed.
Don't you have anything to say about the prank?
Oh, it's sad.
It's going to be posted.
As expected, it was posted.
I see.
Next is a bad prank that Dennis and Yukio took.
Out of all the pranks you've done so far, is there a bad one?
Well, there is.
It's about two years ago.
While we were shooting by the beach, we were suddenly chased by prisoners and mobile units.
That setting aside, Ueno was most shocked by...
We were told to shoot an opening scene by the beach.
It was an empty beach.
When we got there, there was a huge tower crane that was only movable when you built a tower mansion.
It was about 30 meters long.
When we looked up, we saw that the cameraman was taking pictures of the sea, sky and crane.
I was afraid that I would ruin what you prepared with sweat and sweat.
Next is a bad prank that Fruits Ponchi Murakami set up.
It was a foggy day.
I asked him to get in front of me, and I stayed there like a guest house.
Then I was suddenly woken up by Eddie.
I said, "Excuse me, please come down a little."
When I got off, a murder happened at the hotel.
The police said they wanted to investigate it, and I was investigated.
I turned out to be the culprit.
Other witnesses said, "I saw you kill him."
I've been doing it all along.
I'll make you confess.
I knew it was a prank from the middle of it.
I wanted to practice in advance.
If it's like this, I'll practice.
I felt like I was the only one in the theater with an ad-lib.
Did you get caught up in it?
Of course.
No matter how messed up the setting is, it seems to be caught up in it.
Next is a bad prank that Sugi-chan suffered.
When I got home, I saw a picture of Nietzsche's painting with ghost makeup under his bed.
Nietzsche's painting wasn't able to fit under the bed.
He was gently lifting the bed and entering it.
The bed was so high because of my eyesight.
The moment I saw it, I thought...
It's an unnatural height.
I can't say it's high.
You're making fun of me.
I pretended not to know.
He's stupid, so he's pretending not to know.
If you're stupid, you're more likely to get famous in the next meeting.
If you notice it and say, "It's around here!" you'll never get famous.
Do you know that once you make a mistake, you'll get famous?
Next is a bad prank experienced by Antonio Matenro.
I think it was about three years ago.
It was a prank where I was suddenly attacked by yankees.
Before I went to bed every day, I posted "Antonio" on Twitter and searched for myself.
The day before, I saw a tweet that said, "Antonio will be stuck tomorrow."
I was like, "What?"
Unpredictable preview prank.
It's like an extra or an actor.
It's like, "I can totally do something tomorrow."
You're still stuck, right?
That's right.
As you can see...
You're still stuck, right?
I'm still stuck.
So, this Wednesday's "Downtown"...
I posted a pretty bad prank on someone.
A pretty bad one.
That's right.
And the target is me.
I just heard that it's Wednesday's "Downtown" as well.
I see.
It's a completely different show.
That's why I was attacked.
By doing so, she dares to do a pretty bad prank on me.
The target is a viking.
How bad will it be?
The first trick is...
A suspicious cable stretching out of the dressing room.
It's a song, so it won't open.
It won't open.
I don't know if it's a song or a house.
She pretends like she noticed something, but...
She goes straight into the dressing room.
She doesn't know about this.
And when she enters the dressing room...
There is...
An unnatural magic mirror and a dark color.
That's not good.
It's a dark color, right?
It's suspicious.
I'm scared.
There's no one here.
She'll be alone.
That's right.
She doesn't look at the suspicious magic mirror.
And she doesn't react at all.
She'll notice around here.
Excuse me.
I'm from Asakusho.
Her wallet is gone from this floor.
I'm looking around each floor.
I'd like you to help me with this, too.
Excuse me.
A fake policeman who starts looking in the dressing room for a woman's wallet stolen from a TV house.
Let me check your bag for the last time.
I'm sure you have it.
That's right.
What color is your wallet?
Glossy red.
What?
It's me.
This is it.
No?
No, I don't know.
That's right.
While she was taking Kotouge out of the dressing room,
the staff...
She was putting her wallet in her bag.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
I'm scared of girls.
He's a thief, isn't he?
No, no, no. He's not.
It's hard.
Kotouge understood various things and got into the prank setting in front of her.
I'd like you to tell me more.
I'll give you some tips.
I found it from the back of the bag.
- Did you get it? - No, I didn't.
- What? - No, I didn't.
You don't go in there without permission.
Okay, I'll listen to you slowly.
At 2.45 p.m., stand up.
No, I didn't do it.
At 2.45 p.m., you'll be arrested.
- Suddenly? - Suddenly?
- I'm sorry.
No, I didn't do it.
Wow, wow, wow.
When you're told "stop", you stand up.
When you're told "arrested", you show your arms.
Kotouge is very obedient to the police and the prank.
And...
- You're a thief! - You're a thief!
This is... this is a problem, right?
As expected...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Having laughed at an unbelievable development...
No, this was just a joke.
Thinking that this would be a prank,
The words that came out were...
No, you said it was a prank first!
No, we wouldn't do something like that.
He still rides it.
He rides it for now.
But...
No, this is a fake.
He doesn't ride it properly.
If you ride it, you ride it.
If you say something, you say it.
He wants everyone to know this.
Do you always do it?
No, I don't do it.
I don't do anything.
You haven't done it before?
No, it's my first time.
You haven't done it before?
No, it's my first time.
I haven't done it before.
You haven't done it before?
No, it's not like that.
Where are we going?
Court.
Why are we going to a court?
The reason why we came to a small passage is...
A house studio with a court-style set.
This time, because of his bad attitude, we will not investigate him and go straight to court.
He was finally released. The case of theft has been closed.
In front of the defendant's table...
Prosecutor, please.
This is terrible.
Postcase.
The defendant has taken 15,000 yen in cash and a wallet owned by Iroha Fumiko in the 7th floor of Gono 3-6 Co., Ltd.
That's all.
Defendant, is there anything wrong?
Well, I didn't take it.
This time, the victim's wallet came out of your bag. Is there any doubt about it?
Well, it's true that the wallet came out of my bag, but I didn't take it.
Do you feel like you did something bad to the victim?
No, I didn't. I didn't take it.
Even with such a mess, the structure itself cannot be denied.
I see.
The argument is that he didn't take it.
And so...
The defendant's actions are extremely vicious.
His crime is completely denied and there is no reason for him to reflect on his actions.
And so, we will take a break from the execution.
Execution? That's too much.
Execution?
Silence.
The defense has...
no opinion.
What are you doing here?
I finally got a job.
If you say "I'm sorry" or "I didn't tell you"
you can be punished.
But you don't do it at all.
Can I apologize?
Can I avoid execution?
Do you admit it?
I admit it, but I'm sorry.
If you admit it, you can be punished.
If I can avoid execution, I can accept it.
I see.
Then, I will give you a verdict.
Verdict.
Execution.
Execution?
Isn't it execution?
I don't like it.
Isn't it execution?
I don't like it.
Execution?
I don't like it.
Execution?
Kotoge, the executioner, was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
That's too long.
I will punish you tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
I'm sorry.
Kotoge was able to ride in a half-hearted way.
That's amazing.
That's a super weird story.
I want to see it forever.
It's no use laughing and dancing.
Right?
It's no use.
As soon as I got out of the car, paparazzi started chasing me.
I made a turn in the parking lot in that car.
I happened to pass in front of the paparazzi again.
No one was looking at me anymore.
I thought, "Are they still chasing me?"
But you don't say it's a prank, right? You don't say a word, right?
No, I don't.
As I thought, if you say it, it's over for you.
If you keep doing it for days...
But you'll say it someday, right?
For days...
If you keep doing it for a month, you'll say it, right?
No, I won't say it.
You'll say it, right?
Here is the next presenter.
Wow!
Audrey Kasuga!
I'm back.
It's been a while.
Here is the theory I brought with me.
If you keep doing it for days, you'll say it someday, right?
In the past, if you worked at a restaurant, you had to pay someone every time, right?
Yes, we did.
The salary has improved.
It's the opposite now, right?
Yes, it's the opposite.
If you work at a restaurant and you have to pay someone every time, it must be very tiring, right?
Every meal?
It's like you already have a colleague.
You don't have any money.
Yoshimoto is already decided, right?
How much salary will you pay?
Yoshimoto is already in his 20s.
But I know him very well.
I won't pay him.
If you work at a restaurant and you have to pay someone every time, it must be very tiring, right?
Here we go.
BTR
Go ahead.
There is a junior comedian in the store.
He has to treat the junior comedian.
If he continues to sell food, he will have a hard time.
The target is this person.
Inoue?
Non-style, Inoue.
On the first day, he invites the two junior comedians who always work together to dinner.
There is another junior comedian group in the back of the seat.
There are people who work hard and live hard.
We are all in a world where people who work hard are rewarded.
If that's the case, you won't be happy.
The first drink is this talk.
Even in private, Inoue jumps out of his stomach.
His first love, Taro, goes to the bathroom to contact Inoue.
And...
Why did you notice me?
Are you okay?
I'm drinking with my juniors.
Are you okay?
I think you have a headache.
I'll be careful.
You're weird.
Do you know where it is?
It's between Kamichi and...
That's right.
He found out that Yoshimoto and his juniors were in the store.
Will he treat Yoshimoto?
Excuse me.
What would you like?
It's where three men are drinking.
Would you like me to put it on your neck?
Thank you very much.
He treated Yoshimoto in secret.
I want to be a cool senior.
I have my own rules.
But I decided to get drunk in a moment.
What's wrong with you?
I'm embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed to say this.
According to the rules, he had to pay 40,000 yen in total.
On the first day, I didn't feel like I was having a hard time.
I'll try to escalate it further.
Day 2 of verification.
Once again, on top of the table is a young comedian and a chef.
In the shop, there is a young comedian from Yoshimoto, and another group of gravure idols with familiar faces.
This is difficult.
Are these two groups in the same pattern in the rule book?
First, the idol group says hello.
- Hello! - Hello!
- It's been a while! - Hello!
- It's been a while! - It's been a while!
- I was eating there. - I'm sorry for surprising you.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
What are you going to do?
- You were eating there yesterday. - No, I've been doing this for a while now.
- Oh! - Oh!
- You debuted in 2002. - Oh, I debuted in 2002.
- We debuted in 2000. - We debuted in 2004.
Is it a reward or not? Checking their career.
- At least let me drink with you. - That's true.
If you don't drink with me, you won't treat me like a woman?
Next is a junior from an office with little reputation.
Thank you for having me.
I won an award the other day.
Yes.
I'll treat you to a meal with Mr. Kubota Torosawamon.
That's great.
That's good.
Thank you for having me.
It's been a while since he met an idol and a junior comedian who doesn't know their names.
Will he treat them to a meal?
I'd like you to pay attention to the four girls over there and the three boys on the table.
Thank you very much.
He paid 80,000 yen in total for the two groups.
According to the rule book on their bodies, it seems that the juniors' judgment is quite wide.
Thank you for having me.
He received a gift like a super big celebrity and was pleased.
He has a good way of saying it.
This is the third day of verification, including the two days when he didn't eat out.
This day is even more escalated.
First of all, a junior comedian who has worked several times says hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry.
Junior, say hello.
Everyone, say hello.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
He is a funny guy.
I drank in Shibuya.
Is "Mugendai" over?
I'm glad I didn't go to Shibuya.
If there are 30 colleagues in the same store, what will Inoue do?
I've never met a colleague like him.
I've never talked to him like this.
I don't intend to get angry with him.
But I don't want you to think I'm stingy.
Not only that, but I've been sweating a lot lately.
I'm spending money like a fool.
You're the only one who's resting.
That's right.
I want to go behind the scenes.
As expected of his first meeting colleague, he is hesitant to treat 30 people.
I want to be a cool senior.
I've decided on a rule that I'll treat you if I have a moment.
Inoue has that rule book.
If it's too expensive, I'll change it without paying for it.
If you don't pay me back while I'm in the bathroom, will you come back?
If you don't pay me back, I'll stab you in the back.
Can I make an excuse like that?
That's fine.
If you don't pay me back because it's expensive, I won't pay you back.
Inoue is shaking in the middle of the meeting.
Did he get his colleague's payment?
Taxi.
Seatac.
Thank you.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'll pay you back on Wednesday.
Well, now...
Yes.
The people who came here...
You scared me.
Yes, yes.
They said 30 people would come.
Yes.
What did you do with the money?
Me?
I paid for it.
Wow!
How much was it?
Wow!
210,000 won.
Wow!
Here you go.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Wow!
He followed his own rules.
He paid 210,000 won for 30 people.
Wow!
In the store where you entered...
There's a pattern where you have to go all the way.
Every time you arrive, you say it's really tiring.
I verified it.
No, it's really tiring.
In this week, I spent about 400,000 won.
So, everyone who has the rule book...
Please be careful.
He paid for it.
For example, if you compare eight people and eight girls...
But there are girls who don't have anything to do with it.
Of course, you compare them.
Is there a difference?
No, there isn't.
It's my rule.
I see.
What would you do if I said it while you were eating?
What would you do?
It's not about me saying it.
It's you saying it.
It's you.
It's you who said it.
It's you, isn't it?
You're the one who asked me to do it.
No, it's you.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's theory corner.
Tonight's presenter is...
It's been a while.
It's Genji Tamura!
It's been a while, it's been a while.
What is it?
Sometimes I think you're not around but I didn't want you to see it.
We didn't want you to see us.
I thought you'd look at it and laugh at it but
You didn't get the surprise feeling.
That's what I'm saying,
Is there a convenience store near your house?
There are two or three nearby.
There are two or three nearby?
10 seconds, 20 seconds.
10 seconds?
But it's a convenience store!
Walk for 15 seconds.
Sorry, sorry.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
I just saw it!
Wait, wait!
Take it!
I'm scared, I'm scared!
There's nothing!
How do you want to use it?
Separate it!
After this!
Coming soon!
Wait for it!
Soon?
I haven't heard of it!
Wait for it!
Then make sure it doesn't get exposed!
Make sure it doesn't get exposed!
Take it little by little!
I can see white stuff!
Convenience store...
Everyone, everyone, it's near you, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, the theory I brought with me is this!
In 23 districts,
it takes more than 10 minutes to get to the nearest convenience store!
Seriously tiring theory!
It's painful!
It's tiring!
But is it possible in 23 districts?
It's possible!
It's in Tokyo, right?
Do you think it's possible?
Even when I lived in Saitama,
it took me less than 3 minutes to walk there.
I see.
But it's probably true, right?
After this,
in 23 districts,
they investigate houses that are the farthest from convenience stores!
And the house that is the farthest from convenience stores in Japan is...
It takes more than 10 minutes on foot to the nearest convenience store in the 23rd Ward, but they verified that it is really tiring.
There are more than 8,000 convenience stores in Tokyo.
There are many convenience stores.
There are places where the same shops are lined up in front of you and behind you, so convenience stores are essential for the life of residents.
In the meantime, under the supervision of Mr. Takemoto Ryota, who studies convenience store conditions in Japan,
we thoroughly investigated houses that take more than 10 minutes on foot from convenience stores in the 23rd Ward of Tokyo.
Then...
Despite being in the 23rd Ward, there are also nine areas where it takes more than 10 minutes on foot.
Nine places...
And in the 23rd Ward, the area that is the farthest from convenience stores in Japan and the only one is...
Odai 1-chome in Adachi Ward.
It is 1.4 kilometers from the farthest place to the convenience store.
It takes 17 minutes on foot.
In the middle of Sumida River and Arakawa River,
you have to cross Sumida River to get to the convenience store next door.
This is Odai 1-chome.
Among them, we visited an apartment that seems to be far from the convenience store.
Oh, all of a sudden...
Yes, excuse me.
Yes.
Are you from TBS?
Can I talk to you for a second?
This is Mr. Kanechi, who lives in the toughest house in the 23rd Ward of Tokyo.
He lives with his parents, but is he aware that he is far from the convenience store?
This house is in the 23rd Ward and it is the farthest house from the convenience store.
- I see. - This house is in the 23rd Ward and it is the farthest house from the convenience store.
- That's right. - Is it far from the convenience store?
- Were you aware of it? - Yes, I was aware of it when I went to the convenience store.
- It's far, but it's closer if you go over the bridge. - That's right.
- I go to the convenience store by car. - You go to the convenience store by car?
- What if you want to go shopping at night? - My son goes to the convenience store, but I endure it.
Even if you go to the convenience store, it may take you 34 minutes by car or walking back and forth, so you may not want to go.
Now that we know the farthest house in the 23rd Ward, where is the farthest house from the convenience store in Japan?
It is...
Hokkaido Kamikawa Prefecture, Shintoku Town, Kuttari Tomuraushi.
The distance to the convenience store is 52 kilometers, and it's almost 12 hours.
It may take you 30 minutes by car, but when I went to the Tomuraushi, I went from the convenience store next door.
Then, Hokkaido-like peaceful scenery continued forever.
Then, I entered a mountain road with no people at all.
It took me an hour and ten minutes to run.
I thought I had arrived just in time, but this time I went to the unpaved gravel road zone.
It's no longer a convenience store, and I haven't even seen a car against me for nearly 30 minutes.
Do people really live in places like this?
On the map, this area should be the destination, but then...
I found a facility.
It's big.
Excuse me.
I'm from TBS.
Yes.
Um...
Is this a hot spring?
You look like me.
Yes.
Yes, this is "Tokachi no Hitou" Tomuraushi Hot Spring.
There is only one hot spring inn there.
By the way, do you know anyone who lives around here?
Well, the employees who work here are living now.
There is an inn on that side.
Oh, that building?
Yes.
There is only one hot spring inn in the nature.
It's very nice.
The employees' house is next to it.
This house is far away from Japanese convenience stores.
Let's go to the house and meet the most inconvenient person in Japan.
I don't know if it's convenient or not.
Excuse me.
Wow, it's very nice.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- I'm from TVS. - Yes?
- It's a show called "Downtown" on Wednesdays. - Yes?
- There's something I'd like to tell you. - Yes?
- I came all the way here. I came all the way from Tokyo today.
- What a world. - Um...
- The place you're living in right now is... - Yes?
- ...the farthest house from a convenience store in Japan. - Ah, I see.
This is Onodera-san, who lives in the farthest house from a convenience store in Japan...
- ...and has about the tenth reaction in Japan. - It's far.
You don't have to say it like that.
- Do you ever go to a convenience store in the first place? - No, I don't.
- I see. - I go to a convenience store, but I don't go there.
- I usually go there when I have something else to do. - I see.
- I go shopping once a week, so I go shopping again... - I see.
- ...and I stay here for another week. - I see.
- By the way, how old are you now? - I'm twenty - three now.
- Twenty-three? - Yes.
I just graduated from college.
- What about your girlfriend? - She's not here right now.
The staff suddenly got curious, realizing that he's quite old.
- I don't know about that! - But you're twenty - three, so you want a girlfriend, right?
No, well...
That's just a coincidence, so I don't want to think about it that deeply.
I don't have a girlfriend, so it's not a problem for me.
- Are you a virgin? - Do you want me to ask you that?
- No, that's...
Well...
- What's up with you?! - What's up with you?!
- What's up with you?! Which one?! - The theme has changed.
- Even though we're far away, we walk for 12 hours, go back and forth for one day. - That can't be a convenience store. We've never heard of one.
- We know it because we're popular. - Well...
Popra, you...
You shouldn't say Popra like that.
I shouldn't say Popra like that?
You shouldn't say Popra like that?
I shouldn't say Popra like that?
My uncle ran Popra in Shimane Prefecture.
In Shimane Prefecture?
Yes, yes, yes.
I've asked my uncle what Popra is, and my uncle had a very sad face.
Well, next...
Yes!
I'd like to say...
Which one will come out next?
Did you watch Cummings?
My expectations are rising.
It's awkward.
Here is the next theory.
It's eye-opening.
The one who is wearing sunglasses, chemistry and face-shaking,
"seriously zero-person theory" has come up!
You know it, don't you?
It's a top-secret specialty.
Everyone knows it.
I don't know it.
I don't know it, either.
It was very popular, this way of wearing sunglasses.
Don't you know it?
Don't you know it, Rigor-chan?
I don't know it at all.
I'm wearing sunglasses right now.
It's eye-opening.
I'd like you to watch it.
How is it?
Yes!
Eye-opening is like this!
You're like a hell of a jesus!
Don't make fun of me!
Eye-opening is like this!
Now, we will verify the zero-person theory of the person wearing sunglasses and wearing a leather jacket.
So, let's start the investigation.
We will ask the person wearing sunglasses about wearing a leather jacket.
Excuse me, I'm interviewing the person wearing sunglasses at T.U.S. right now.
No, no, no!
It's downtown on Wednesday.
I definitely thought so!
I see you every week!
I don't like it when you show up by yourself!
I really don't like it!
How do you always wear sunglasses?
I wear them stylishly.
Don't you do it like Kawabata-san of "chemistry"?
I don't do it.
I don't think about it much.
I only think about U.S. rappers.
This one?
Yes.
This one?
Yes.
Have you ever seen it?
I don't have it around me.
I don't think about it much.
I agree with you.
It's ugly.
It existed in the past, but it's not possible to think about it now.
Furthermore...
Do you know "chemistry"?
No, we don't know it.
Do you know it?
No, we don't know it.
We don't know "chemistry".
Really?
These three people hanging around...
Do you know "chemistry"?
No, we don't know it.
It seems that there are more and more people who don't know "chemistry", let alone Kawabata.
Excuse me, it's Wednesday's "downtown" of TBS.
Do you know Kawabata-san of "chemistry"?
Yes, I know him.
Have you ever seen him wearing sunglasses like Kawabata-san?
No, I haven't.
Like the ones you wear on your chin and ears?
No, I haven't.
He always wears them normally.
These are glasses.
Oh, those aren't sunglasses?
No.
I see.
By the way, do you have eyebrows?
Yes, I do.
You do?
Yes, I do.
Why do you have eyebrows?
Why do I have eyebrows?
Yes.
They don't have any special meaning.
Are they all shaved?
Yes.
Why is that?
Why?
Is it because of the eyebrows?
So you don't have eyebrows now?
No, I don't.
Do you just use a pen?
Yes, I use a pen.
As expected, Kawabata-shiki disappeared.
However, after further investigation,
it turns out that the sunglasses style of Kawabata- shiki and Souheki are still alive.
That is...
Time for Matsuoka-shiki.
Let's go straight to young people of Matsuoka- shiki.
How old are you?
I'm 16 years old.
I'm 17 years old.
Are you a high school student?
Yes, I am.
Do you have a job?
I'm a me-too.
What about you?
I'm a me-too.
Me-too?
Me-too.
Do you always wear sunglasses like that?
Yes.
Most of the time.
A little more?
Yes.
Why do you wear sunglasses like that?
It's popular.
Everyone wears sunglasses like that.
My seniors wear sunglasses like that.
So I should wear sunglasses like that, too.
Do you pay attention to celebrities?
No, I don't.
But everyone wears sunglasses like that.
Many people wear sunglasses like that.
Matsuoka-shiki is still accepted by young people of Matsuoka-shiki.
And of course, Hamada-shiki is still accepted by young people of Hamada-shiki.
I don't care about that.
And of course, Higashi Kokubaru-shiki is still accepted by young people of Higashi Kokubaru- shiki.
That's a joke!
Thank you for the food.
The second floor.
Let's go.
The fourth and fifth DVDs will be released at the same time.
Unreleased videos will be recorded.
Help me!
The first limited edition includes Hamada Masatoshi's "Bearbrick".
In addition, the limited edition "L-Chicken Rice" will also be on sale.
One month after the investigation began.
I'm doing an interview for "Downturner" on Wednesday.
Is it good?
I'm doing an interview for those wearing sunglasses.
My hair has grown back.
So I'm doing an interview for "Downturner".
Do you have any other ways of doing it?
Other...
Other ways...
I can do it from the back.
You can do it from the back.
I can do it.
Or...
I can do it like this.
No, you can't.
I can do it like this.
Finally, we found someone with experience in "Bearbrick".
Moreover, he can do all three styles of "Matsuoka", "Bearbrick", and "Hamada".
He is "Gurasan Master".
Why do you do it like that?
Well...
When I go into a shop and do a "takeout",
I do it like this only when I go into a shop.
There are many people around me who do it like me.
But I do it naturally.
You don't do it like Mr. Kawabata of "Chemistry", do you?
No, I don't.
But I guess some of my friends do it consciously and do it for the first time.
Although he does do it like Mr. Kawabata,
he doesn't do it like Mr. Kawabata on a daily basis.
He didn't do it like Mr. Kawabata on a daily basis, so we continued our investigation.
But we investigated him day and night,
but we couldn't find Mr. Kawabata in the city until we recorded it in the studio.
So, this time...
No, I didn't!
You did it.
No, I didn't!
What are you talking about?
You did it!
You did it.
You did it sometimes.
I didn't do it.
You did it sometimes.
Although you liked it, you didn't like it at all.
I didn't like it at all!
I feel like I'm going to lose my arm now.
What do you mean?
Tell me in detail.
What do you mean by "Mr. Kawabata"?
He's right in front of me.
He's right in front of you.
He's Mr. Kawashiki.
He's Mr. Kawabata.
He's right in front of me.
Hey!
Yes, yes.
Are you in a bad mood?
The official LINE stamps for "Downtown" will be on sale on Wednesday!
Results announcements, El-Chicken-Rice, and more!
All 40 kinds of famous scenes of the show!
As well as five useful male stamps!
I knew it was a male!
Next week, even if you're in a different group of people than you are in the dressing room, will young talents greet you as they are?
You're Masao Sen, aren't you?
Those who have never been invited to a rental video store, and on the contrary, those who are interested in the theory,
American Sack, the theory that even young people these days can relate to,
will be tested by mixing it with cooking utensils!
So this is one serving, right?
Those with more than ten piercings or more, and those who all have golden hair experience,