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Let's get started. Good afternoon, everyone.
Let's get started.
Our first presenter is this person. Please come in.
This is my first time being a presenter.
That's right.
I've brought a theory that only female presenters can come up with.
That's right.
The theory I've brought with me today is...
...this!
An interesting image in a beautiful woman's smartphone.
It can't be helped!
I see.
There are many young people around you.
Are you doing something like that?
It's not only about my face.
It's also about things.
It's like a character story.
It depends on people.
People praise me because I'm beautiful.
Ugly people think a lot about images.
Whether it's interesting or not.
Don't say that!
It's worthless if you don't praise me.
I don't do that.
Don't you take pictures of each other?
Hamada sends me a lot of pictures.
What is it?
It can't be!
What does he send you?
He sends me naked pictures.
You can get revenge.
After this, they investigated the interesting images in the beautiful woman's smartphone.
They also investigated the name of the guy who looks like HYOTAM.
They also investigated the theory of reverse prank.
They also investigated the theory of Maeda Akira.
They also investigated the theory of reverse prank.
They also investigated the theory of worthless images in the beautiful woman's smartphone.
They started investigating in the city.
Here is the first beautiful woman.
Did you see her waist?
It's thin.
Can you show me the most interesting photo or video in your smartphone?
Video?
Oh, I have a video.
I take my weird face and make up it.
I take a video and edit it.
My face is funny for now.
I edit my ugly make up and serious make up.
And here is the video of me laughing out loud.
This is useless.
Especially the make up on the neck is useless.
The make up on the chest is useless.
I was laughing out loud.
I sometimes watch it.
It makes me laugh.
Next is this beautiful woman.
It's a video of me and my friend going to the pool in summer.
It's a video of three of us getting on two boats and three of us falling.
The point is the moment we fall.
It makes me laugh.
Here is the video.
What is it?
It's a video that goes beyond our expectations.
It can't be helped!
Before it couldn't be helped,
due to its weirdness,
we were pulled out of it at least.
It's always like that.
No matter if it's a friend or a prayer...
Next up...
It's a video using an app,
it makes you a different person.
How did you feel when you saw it?
I just kept clapping.
I kept doing this app forever,
until morning.
I kept laughing.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Which one is the video that makes you clap until morning?
This is bad!
It's too difficult!
It's an app called "Open Your Mouth".
I'm hungry, let's use it!
Let's use it!
Scary!
This is bad!
You're drinking too much!
This is bad!
Even if the chopsticks fall,
it might be strange for the elderly.
It's not like that!
The chopsticks...
Even though it's so funny!
Furthermore...
A friend of mine is messing around at construction site.
And he's throwing things at the bin.
It's like, "You're picking it up again even though it's a bin?"
Isn't it dirty?
It's the first time I've seen such a thing.
But I couldn't stop laughing.
You might not be able to stop laughing, so please be careful.
My leggery is...
Dabong!
Where did you come from?!
Nooo!
I can't stop laughing.
It's like I'm tired.
Furthermore...
I have a friend of mine.
She's my classmate.
When we were preparing for the cultural festival in high school...
She was quite chubby.
She's throwing away a woman.
Even though she threw away a woman, there weren't many photos of her.
I was in charge of her makeup.
Those photos were funny.
Sometimes when I see them, I laugh.
Photos of men putting on women's makeup.
This was funny.
There wasn't a beautiful woman who was rolling up something.
Furthermore...
It's like, "Even though my boobs aren't that big..."
Photos of friends looking like giants
Drinking beer and making funny faces
None of them are useful
Next, this beautiful woman's funny picture is...
It's a picture of an old man who's taking me
What's that?
It's like...
That's crazy!
He's having fun with a lead and taking a walk
Wow!
It's a little funny
It's true that this picture is a little funny...
A friend of mine sent me this picture. I said I wanted to see it
Is it a hot topic?
Yeah, I hear about it a lot. That there's someone taking you
Actually, this old man is famous in some parts of Japan
Moreover, it's not an original picture, so there's no count this time
Next...
It's like a picture I took mysteriously
It's like when I was eating with my friends, and my friends took a picture of me
When I looked at it, it looked like a weird picture
Personally, I think it's funny
That picture is...
This is certainly interesting.
It's not like pure Japanese.
It's like a foreign poster.
I wasn't conscious of it at all, but it was very exciting.
It's interesting.
It was interesting for me.
But if you look closely, she wasn't that beautiful.
No doubt.
By the way, there is no basic interesting picture in a beautiful smartphone.
No, no, no!
You're in charge of it now!
I don't want to join you now!
You're in a bad place!
But it's interesting.
I asked you to show me, and you showed me this.
That flag thing was terrible.
Wasn't it the worst?
Even though it fell from the sky, it wasn't interesting.
It was amazing.
When men see something like this and say it's interesting, they think it's cute.
If you say that to a woman who's aiming for it, she'll be proud of you.
She'll say you're a genius director.
Next, we'll introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner
Tonight's presenter is...
Kenji Tamura!
How are you? Thank you very much.
Well, this time, I, Kenji Tamura...
Yes!
Speaking of Kenji Tamura's specialty, Mr. Hamada...
Will you do it for me?
I will.
The example one?
It's the example one.
Was there a good one?
A related specialty...
That's right! Seriously, zero-person theory!
That's pretty crazy!
Here it is!
The one that comes with a double-sided tape, the one that looks like a target,
for those of you who know the name, it's seriously zero-person theory!
It does look like a target, doesn't it?
It does, doesn't it?
I've never heard of it!
What is it?
It looks like a sword, doesn't it?
It looks like a Rolling Stones song, doesn't it?
It does!
It looks like a beron song, doesn't it?
But no one knows the name of this, does it?
Even if you ask in the city, no one will know!
Does it have a name?
Of course, it's a thing!
It doesn't have a name other than "double-sided tape", does it?
It doesn't! You can only see it here!
You can only see it here!
For now, it's a general theory!
For example, if you ask a specialist, you'll know!
Like a farmer?
That doesn't work for professionals!
Please forgive me for that!
You have quite a line of prevention!
It's not a line of prevention!
Isn't it obvious?
The general public will hear it and wait for it!
That's right!
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The one that looks like a leopard's paw that's in fukujinzuke (fukujinzuke is a type of Japanese pickled vegetables)
If you know the name of it, please verify that you're not lying.
The curry rice that everyone knows of is also fukujinzuke, but...
It's true that we've never heard of it before.
So, let's investigate with our streetlights.
Do you know the name of the one that looks like a leopard's paw?
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I've never heard of it before.
That's right.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know the name of it.
I don't know the name of it.
Oh, we've got a call.
Oh, I don't know the name of it. What could it be?
What could it be?
Oh, oh...
Huh? Don't say it!
Huh?
Oh, it's there, isn't it?
It looks like a leopard's paw.
It's not here, is it?
I don't know.
No, I don't know. I don't know what it is.
I've never eaten it.
But I know it's there.
After asking for a long time,
it's not easy for people who know the name of it to appear.
Then, is it a curry shop that you go every day?
Is it a curry shop?
Do you know the name of it?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
No, I don't know.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
She didn't know.
That's good.
Zero-person theory has finally come to reality.
It looks like a kintan.
All right, all right, all right.
In the first place, why is curry served with fukujinzuke?
That's true.
It's from the end of the Meiji Era.
In a passenger ship to Europe, the cook accidentally added fujinzuke to curry instead of chatsune, which is said to have been a big hit with customers.
And fujinzuke, which had been a minor pickle until then, has gained worldwide fame for combining curry and tag.
By the way, in the Meiji Era, fujinzuke, which is said to have been proposed by the pickle shop Noda Seiemon,
contains seven kinds of vegetables, including daikon, cucumber, eggplant, ginger, lotus root, shiso, and kyotan.
In order to better understand the facts of fujinzuke,
our crew visited a fujinzuke manufacturing process in Maibasshi, Gunma Prefecture and visited a fujinzuke manufacturing process in Maibasshi, Gunma Prefecture.
Here, we would like to learn about the fujinzuke manufacturing process.
First of all, they finely chop the seven vegetables that have just been marinated with salt.
Then, next to the chopped lotus root...
There it is!
Ah! There it is! There it is!
...they found an iceberg.
It looks like an iceberg, doesn't it?
As expected, all of them are beautiful iceberg shapes,
but let's put that aside for now.
The mixed vegetables go through a process of removing salt and water,
and are put into a tank containing the company's secret marinade.
Then, they stir-fry it thoroughly until all of the flavor spreads throughout,
and finally...
The brown one is good, too. The brown one.
That red side dish is complete!
By the way, do you know the correct name of this person who is in charge of this iceberg-like thing and faces this iceberg-like thing every day?
Excuse me!
Do you know this name?
As expected, she knew it.
Since when did you know about it?
Until I joined this company, I didn't know about it.
Of course you knew about it, but you didn't know about it until you did this job,
so this time, there's no count.
The staff here are smart.
As you can see, this iceberg-like...
But...
Its original shape is...
Unexpectedly, it looks like this.
It's thin!
It looks like a clay.
The shape of the peak, which was unique,
was it a sliced cross section?
It's so thin!
That's what I'm talking about.
Even so, who the hell is this *****?
It's a bit of a sale.
And so, we continue to go to Obata-san, who produces only ***** in the city.
Which one is *****?
All of them are *****.
Are they *****?
Yes, they are.
At the moment, it's a ***** that has just finished growing seeds.
You don't have to say it.
Then, what kind of plant is it?
When it's young, it's about this size.
And when it gets bigger, it can grow up to 30cm or more.
***** has a medicinal effect.
The main thing is ***** tea,
***** tea,
and ***** toothpaste.
What?
What's that?
Other than being used as a side dish, it's used for tea and toothpaste.
But, you rarely eat it as it is.
Moreover,
It's a tree of *****, which is a combination of jackfruit and bean.
That one?
The one that grows to the sky?
Yes, that's *****.
What is it?
It's *****.
It's burning up to my mouth.
What Jack has got is...
It's said that it's *****.
When he found out about this surprising fact,
He asked this person about it.
He's a religious scholar, Takashi Yoshitome.
I don't know about religion.
What is a religion?
Well, it's a way of spreading the glory of God.
It's changed.
Many people don't know about it.
The shape of the scabbard is very similar to that of a sword.
In China, they also call it "touzu", which is translated as "sword bean".
It's similar in Japan, too.
The shape of the scabbard is like that of a sword.
What do you plan to do with this scabbard?
I want to build my own hometown and govern it.
I have a producer now.
I want to make him proud.
What do you plan to do with this scabbard?
I want to build my own hometown and govern it.
What do you plan to do with this scabbard?
Two weeks left until the studio recording.
If they don't find a commoner who knows about this scabbard, it will become a legend.
But will it become a legend for the first time for zero people?
I've seen it before, but I don't know.
I don't know.
I know it exists, but I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
Isn't it a bean?
What?
A bean.
Yes.
I've seen it on TV.
A bean.
What?
So, this is a bean.
And it was on TV, so some people know about it.
A bean?
What's with this sudden ending?
It was revealed suddenly.
It was said suddenly and ended suddenly.
It was like an end.
A bean?
Who is that person?
It was an ordinary mother.
An ordinary mother?
She doesn't go to a bean church, does she?
Anyway, we couldn't prove the theory.
It's a bean.
It's impossible with a bean.
It's impossible.
Now, here is the theory that will make you go crazy.
It's a reverse prank.
It's a theory that will make you go crazy.
I don't know what it is.
It's a reverse prank.
A prankster?
You know it's a reverse prank, right?
Let me give you an example.
For example, Kato will do a prank on Hamada.
Hamada knows it's a prank.
Then, Hamada goes crazy.
Kato says, "What? I did it!"
Then, he does a reverse prank.
A reverse prank?
After he goes crazy, he cries a lot.
He cries too much.
Hamada says, "What? I'm crying a lot!"
When he's crying, Hamada does a prank on him.
But, Hamada knows it, too.
It's a reverse prank.
It makes you go crazy for a minute.
Then, Kato says, "How far will it go?"
Of course!
Even if it's a verification line?
Even if it's a line of sand?
Of course!
Of course?
Reverse prank.
If you go as far as reverse, reverse, reverse, you can verify the theory that it's a conspiracy theory.
Of course!
What are you talking about!
First of all, let's start with the prelude of a fake show that doesn't matter.
Let's call the first guest to commemorate this week. Come on!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
This time, these two prank specialists will play a reverse prank on each other.
So, let's start the verification in this waiting room.
First of all, Kotouge will play a prank on Sawabe.
There are two of you in the dressing room.
Sawabe will leave the dressing room.
At that time, Kotouge will replace the chair Sawabe was sitting on.
He will come back and sit on that chair, but it will break.
That kind of thing happens.
This will turn into a reverse prank, so please take this.
Oh, I see.
I should have done it a little.
Where is she now?
She's not here now.
Excuse me.
Hello!
There's no space like this.
First of all, there's no space like this.
It's scary.
Please be careful.
Ha ha ha!
You have a bad face!
She noticed it.
Hey!
This is the first recording of today.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Cha-cha-ra!
It was a prank!
Cha-cha-ra!
Ha-ha-ha!
What is this?
Ha-ha-ha!
It's not "ha-ha-ha"!
You are stupid!
The next one is...
Sawabe fell down and got injured.
He sprayed water from his side to Kotouge who approached him.
Is this a prank?
But, of course, he didn't explain it to Kotouge in advance.
I'm excited.
When I say "ah", you say "oh, I see, I see".
I should pretend to be low, right?
That's right.
For the next reverse prank, they will dare to eat it.
My blood is coming out.
Really?
Yes.
Are you serious?
I'm sorry.
Are you kidding me?
Yes.
Ouch!
Are you serious? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Look at me.
Ouch! Ouch!
What are you doing?
Ouch! Ouch!
My blood... My blood...
Ouch!
My blood is coming out. I'm sorry.
Wait a minute!
Reverse prank succeeded!
What is this?
It's not decided yet.
What is reverse prank?
It doesn't hurt or anything.
Are you serious?
Then...
I'll eat it.
How is it?
It's delicious.
Yes.
Reverse prank succeeded!
How is it?
Which one?
Ouch! Ouch!
Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack!
What's wrong with you?
After that, you will get a wristwatch.
I can't walk anymore.
This wristwatch stinks.
It's also hard to wear.
This is really' bad.
Please drop me the new one.
You too, the wristwatch.
I'm so sorry, but you and me, we both need the new one.
You like tweets, don't you?
Doctor!
What is it? What is it?
Your face is turning red!
What is it? What is it?
Doctor!
What is it?
Doctor!
And with that, the reverse reverse reverse prank ended.
This is the last prank that Sarabe will do.
And...
Hey...
Is there more?
After that, he will do a serious prank.
And...
That prank is...
An object placed near the entrance of the room will explode with a single switch.
Can you get me a straw?
Two straws.
Staff-san?
It's coming. It's coming in.
No, it's not coming in.
If you don't get it fast, it will smell.
Staff-san?
Call him.
There is nothing.
There is nothing else.
There is nothing.
Yes.
Call him.
It fell.
Move. Move.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
It was a prank!
Hey!
It was a reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse prank!
Hey!
This is really not good.
Hey!
But in fact...
I'll have you come closer to the door.
At that moment...
Chao's object will explode.
Oh, I knew it! I knew it!
Kotobu-san knew it.
But I think Kotobu-san really fell for it.
That's right.
Yes.
So you can pretend you fell for it, right?
Yes.
Sababe was aware of everything up to this point.
So, here is the real last part.
When Sababe presses the button...
Fireworks will fire from Kotobu-san's head.
It's a reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse prank!
Wow, you don't even have hair.
This is the last part.
That's how it ends, right?
That's how it ends.
The end of the prank has to be an explosion!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Did the staff do it?
There's a switch here.
I don't know about that.
Ouch! Ouch!
It disappeared! It disappeared!
It disappeared in an instant!
Ouch! Ouch!
It disappeared in an instant!
Ouch!
What? What?
Ouch!
What? Wait a minute!
That's how it ended for me!
Seriously! That's how it ended for me!
Seriously!
What?
Ta-da!
Anyway...
It's the opposite! It's the opposite!
It's the opposite prank! It's a big success!
Seriously?
And like that, the prank is really over.
But, this is where the theory of whether or not it's a conspiracy theory comes into play.
It's a girl, right?
After the explosion, it was so gorgeous and at the end of the finale, it was like "Let's end it with fireworks!"
It was so gorgeous and wonderful.
Wait a minute, Abe.
You're not going to say it anymore, right?
Seriously, say it.
I'm not going to say it anymore!
I'm not going to say it anymore! That was the last one!
That's why I was so surprised! Seriously!
I'm not going to say it anymore, either!
I said it all!
You're not going to say it, are you?!
As expected...
If you say it in order...
There's a possibility, right?
I'm not going to say it anymore!
I'm not going to say it, but...
I don't know why so many staff members aren't coming in.
That's why I'm suspicious of you.
I'm not going to say it yet.
That's too much of a double-edged sword.
I'm not going to say it anymore.
I can't trust you anymore!
You're one of them, too!
I'm not! It was fireworks in the end!
You're one of them!
What?!
You're one of them!
I'm not anymore!
You're one of them!
Say it!
If you have it, give it to me!
I don't have it!
You have it, don't you?!
Wait, wait, wait!
Isn't there something like this?
No, no, no!
Wait, wait!
Sabe, you!
No, no, no!
Sabe!
You! You! You!
You! Sabe!
You don't have it? You don't have it?
After that, the disinformation time continued for more than ten minutes.
Then you two probably don't have it, right?
I don't have it!
Why is it like this?!
Hand...
Let's hold hands.
Why is it like this?!
I don't have it!
You don't have it?
I don't have it.
I'm sorry.
I'm scared of dark places like this!
Sorry.
Should we do it like this?
It's better to do it at once.
One, two...
You surprised me!
Come on!
If we continue with the reverse prank, there will be a lot of suspicion.
There will be!
It's interesting.
He's good at making a fuss!
He's good at making a fuss.
He's a good actor.
He was bad at kotoge.
The moment I saw the flower on top of the kotoge, it looked like a skeleton.
I must have seen it wrong.
When he was shocked by the animation, it was wrapped in light.
It was wrapped in light.
After this, the worst professional wrestler, Maeda Akira's theory was verified.
Let's go!
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
It's Super Sazango Machine!
I'm Super Sazango Machine, and I'm from Kunigoshi.
Thank you for having me!
It's nice to meet you.
Thank you for having me!
First of all, everyone, please take a look at this.
Yes!
I know.
Do you know what these three have in common?
I know.
Matsumoto-san!
Yes!
Please!
Bad speech.
That's exactly right!
This generation of wrestlers, for some reason...
Even in variety shows, the bad speech of these three wrestlers is often made fun of.
That's right.
I think the market size is expanding rapidly.
That's right.
However, have you forgotten about one wrestler who has really bad speech?
Eh, Madonna?!
Yes, there is still one.
Madonna?!
She has quite a lot of bad speech.
Perhaps, there is one wrestler who has really bad speech, isn't there, Mr. Kobayashi?
Perhaps, is it someone scary?
It's scary, yes.
It's "untouchable".
Isn't it bad if you do it?
That's right!
Here is the theory I brought with me!
The theory of Maeda Akira, the wrestler who has really bad speech!
Wow, scary!
This is scary!
Why do you get depressed sometimes?!
Because this theory is scary!
No, this person is really scary!
What is it with you?!
It hurts!
No, it doesn't hurt!
It doesn't hurt!
Then, in your opinion, which is worse, Mr. Tenryu or Madonna?
Well, it's a different kind of...
Eh?!
A different kind?!
What do you mean?!
She likes to talk, too.
Since she has a lot of bad speech, the number of places she can't talk about is increasing.
Then, why hasn't Maeda Akira been made fun of before?!
It's because she's scary!
Eh?!
It's because she's scary!
She can't be made fun of!
Even if you think it's hard to understand, it's because you're scared you can't ask her back!
Ah, is that so?!
Yes, you can't ask her back, so I think she doesn't realize that her speech is bad, either!
So, her bad speech is actually getting worse!
No, no, no!
Of course you can't know if you ask her!
Then, let's have her appear!
What?!
Maeda Akira!
Captude!
Isn't it bad?
Have you ever had a Maeda Akira dango machine?
No!
What?! You haven't?!
Everyone is scared of me.
What are you doing?
I think this is the safest place in the entertainment world.
Do you know anything about me?
No, I don't know anything about you.
You don't know anything about me, but you say things like that.
I'm sorry.
I'm scared. I didn't know you knew anything about me.
I'm sorry.
What do you think of me?
This is not good. This is weird.
Please sit down, everyone.
I'm sorry.
Maesawa!
I'm sorry.
It's okay!
Don't look!
It's different now, isn't it?
I was just invited by a mannequin cat.
That's right.
Maesawa.
Yes.
Even though you are said to be a bad speaker, you are said to be worse than Maeda Akira.
What do you think of yourself?
If you don't speak carefully, you won't know what you're saying.
I see.
And I can't speak well.
I forget things easily.
That's a problem for me.
Wait a minute.
I'll beat you up!
Beat me up!
I'm scared!
I was biting you in my mouth!
I'm scared!
Even though you are said to be worse than Maeda Akira...
I don't think you are better than Fujinami or Tenryu.
I don't think you are better than them at all.
By the way!
There is a part where you are said to be worse than Maeda Akira.
Let's watch it.
Yes.
May I, Maeda Akira?
Go ahead.
You don't speak a word of Sasadango.
Let's check the worst pro-wrestler, Akira Maeda's theory.
Let's check Akira Maeda's theory from past videos.
First of all, Akira Maeda's mic performance after the match.
I'm excited.
Did you get it?
Here is the expected answer.
We won't back down. We'll use every second we have.
Let's check Akira Maeda's theory from past videos.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're talking about my mic.
Wait a minute!
Here is the correct answer.
Wait a minute!
Like this, Akira Maeda, who shows off his brilliant eloquence that surpasses the legends.
And now, suddenly, he will give us a quiz.
Akira Maeda's eloquence quiz.
Here is the first question.
And now, I have entered the room.
By the way, what did Akira Maeda say just now?
What did Maeda say just now?
Here is the first question.
I will write it.
Chanson singer.
I heard "work".
He said "work" a lot.
He said "I have entered the room, but..."
Akira Maeda sometimes talks like that.
Yes, he does.
I think he had many offers until now.
Yes, yes, yes.
Would you like to hear it one more time?
Yes, please.
And now, I have entered the room.
And now, I have entered the world...
He said "world".
And now, I have entered the world...
He said "tomato".
He said "submission" or something like that.
Of course, he is a wrestler.
He learned the world's submission.
Oh, really?
But, Maeda-san, do you know the answer of what you said?
I think we have entered the world, but...
There were wrestlers from all over the world, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry, but I don't know this.
The answer of Maeda Akira's tongue-twister quiz, the first question is...
Please take a good look.
I have entered the world, but...
The world's submission?
So, the answer is...
After that, the world's submission has entered the world, but...
Yes, yes.
The world's submission has entered the world of karate.
Speaking of the world's submission, I heard it recently.
One of my friends said it.
Hey!
Don't say it so clearly!
What did you say?
I heard it clearly!
Speaking of the world's submission, which is too dangerous,
the second question is...
If you don't fight with a tactical enemy, you can't win.
Today, I didn't drink or eat anything before I came out,
but I ate a lot of medicine.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's long!
I used to run away from weird places, but...
It's long!
Now, what did Akira say?
What did Akira say?
It's long, it's long, it's long, it's long!
No, no, no, I asked you properly!
It's not long! It's not long!
It was long!
Can you split it up a little? Is that impossible?
Then I'll say it again to everyone.
Just hold it in until the end!
It's not that long! It's not that long!
Yes!
Look at it again! Hold it in!
Yes!
I have to do it with tactics. I can't win.
He...
He didn't say anything before I said it.
He said "Nelson" and broke my neck.
I used to run away from him every day.
Yes! Now, Akira Maeda, what did you say?
"Nelson"?
"Nelson"!
Write it down!
"Nelson"!
It's "full nelson".
Yes, it's "full nelson" and "nelson".
And you said "neck", didn't you?
"Neck" is wrong.
I don't think it's "wrong eye".
J.One said "takeshi" and "dangan"...
Yes!
It came out! "takeshi"!
"takeshi" and "dangan"!
"takeshi" and "dangan" can't win against "takeshi" and "dangan".
Then I'm a sponsor, too.
I'm a sponsor of "takeshi".
I have to do it with tactics. I can't win.
So far, we have presented "b" and "g" and "t" with the sponsor you see.
Akira Maeda's speech quiz. What is the world expected?
I have to do it with tactics. I can't win.
He broke my neck with "nelson" today.
I ran away from him every day.
So, the answer is "probably this".
"probably this".
But you are right.
You are right.
At that time, I didn't know what I was saying.
But now, I can speak carefully.
I see.
You can speak now, can't you?
I can speak now.
Sometimes, I speak in a hurry and I make a noise.
You speak in a hurry.
It's okay if you make a noise.
Is it okay?
It's totally okay.
It's clear.
It's a clear sound.
Is it clear?
Then, we apologize and correct the fact that you are the worst speaker.
Of course, yes.
It didn't work out at all, so...
No, it didn't work out at all!
But I want you to look at Mr. Maeda now.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Is that okay, then, everyone?
Yes.
I think it's okay for a day like this to happen.
Today, we have spent a long time proposing theories that are different from the facts, and we have caused you a lot of trouble.
We are very sorry about that.
Look at me. Look at me.
Today, we are very sorry about that.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Then...
Thank you, Mr. Maeda! Thank you, Mr. Maeda!
What?
Next time...
If you were a celebrity, who would you look like?
If you combined the topmost and the lowest, you would look exactly like Setsu!
If you were a child actor and became an adult, you would still look like that actor, Setsu!
You do look like him!
Also, for a week, Kotoge will try to eat only food that contains the names of celebrities he has met!
I'm telling you to eat water.
Isn't water good for you?