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Thank you very much!
- Two hours. - Isn't it too short for you, Yudetaro?
- No, it's fine. - Since it's a special show, let's make it longer.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
Tonight's show is a two-hour special.
Do you have any relatives or famous people?
Hitoshi Matsumoto's relatives.
When you're away from your family, you need to be aware of that.
When Hitoshi and I decided to get married...
In addition...
If you cook anything for a week, you can cook it all up.
Is there a professional who has never hit a home run in his life?
In the second part of our social media investigation...
We'll ask you questions you can't answer!
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Two Hours Special
Our first presenter is this person!
- Here he is! - Good morning!
- He's four years old! - Nice to meet you!
- He's like a kid! - He's not cool at all!
- He's an idiot. - He's a four-year-old.
This time...
Do you remember the theory we verified before?
It's this one!
- If you have social media, you can... - Oh, you did it!
When we did this last time...
We met Mr. Mimata...
And Mr. Irie of Karateka...
- And Mr. Kurochan! - That's right!
I feel like I'm still a little kid!
I think it's because of this show...
I usually eat alone in my private life.
- You eat alone? - That happens sometimes, doesn't it?
- That's right! - That happens sometimes, doesn't it?
I took a picture of me eating alone in the countryside on Twitter...
And I saw customers behind me!
- They were in that store? - Yes!
It took me an hour by car to find out that they were here.
Now, celebrities on Twitter and LINE...
They have a lot of big problems.
So I told them to be careful!
If you have social media, you can verify if you can meet celebrities.
If you look under your chair, you'll know right away.
So this time, we asked a professional social media investigator...
- Wow! - Wow!
To put up social media of celebrities for 24 hours and put it up for a week.
As soon as you can identify where they are...
- The program staff will report you to the scene immediately. - Kurochan, you were late!
- Why? Why? - First day of investigation.
Immediately, there is a post that seems to know where it is.
- Ah, Hatayoku. - Hatayoku!
- Oniyama's udon is always delicious! - This is a famous udon restaurant in Gotanda Station.
- So, from Akasaka TBS to Gotanda... - But it's udon!
- But, from the previous tweet, about 20 minutes have passed. - Yes, yes.
- Is Hatayoku really here? - No, he's not here.
- Excuse me!
- He's not here. - Ah, he's here!
- He's here. - He's here.
- By the way, wasn't Hatayoku here earlier? - No!
- You didn't notice, did you? - That's sad.
- Unfortunately, the clerk didn't notice the arrival. - I see.
- He doesn't look at customers like that. - But, when he was about to give up and go home...
- Huh? This guy is amazing.
- "Write a story! I won't go home until it floats!" - Oh.
- He tells himself that. - Oh.
Apparently, after leaving the udon restaurant...
- Jonathan seems to be writing a story. - Huh? Where could it be?
- I see. - I looked it up and...
- There is one! - There are four restaurants near the udon restaurant.
First of all, let's go to Gotanda Station, which is closest to the restaurant.
Will they find something this time?
Wow, it's already gone
Wow, I found it
Discovered
I see
What is it?
It's definitely dark
I'm scared
What is it?
I was making a joke
The other day
Yes
It was funny
What is it?
I saw it on Twitter
You posted it
With that?
Yes
I didn't write it with you
It's a picture
This?
Wow
I'm scared
By the way
Were you able to make a joke?
I was able to make a lot
Just one
That's it
Mark also started
It's sudden
But he met a celebrity
And
On top of that night
Oh
Filming is over
Shinkansen
When we arrive at the station
Shall we go for a walk later?
Specifically
A little while ago
There was a tweet about Nagoya filming
I think it's the return of the Shinkansen
So
Based on information about Shinkansen
To Shinagawa station
Will they be able to meet Kintaro?
Wow
Amazing
This is easy to understand
Amazing
There is only one
Excuse me
No, what is it?
It's a bikini stand
What is it?
No, I'm scared
Excuse me
Are you Kintaro?
Yes, I'm Kintaro
Do you know why we came here?
I don't know
I was just walking around
Kintaro can't understand the situation
and can't explain the plan
What?
I'm scared
You look like an old woman
Like an old woman
What?
She is a member of Ipatsuya Line Group
Ipatsuya Line Group
is just here
I see
Does it appeal to people?
And the next day
It's heavy
Ipatsuya Line Group again
I found a good bakery
Fukagawa
They received a notification from Ipatsuya Line Group again
This is not a discovery
However, after this
A new method of operation has been introduced
Encountering entertainers one after another
Excuse me
This time, in addition to Twitter and other real- time posts, we tried to operate in this way as well.
Analyze code patterns from past blogs of entertainers and predict where they are likely to go on that day.
And list up some eye-catching people from past posts.
This is a blog of Hejima Yuu-san.
The other day, Mr. Acorde made me remove my lower eyelashes.
In a salon near Ebisu Station West Exit, Mr. Acorde made me remove my lower eyelashes.
This is the last maintenance of lower eyelashes this year.
As far as recent blogs are concerned, at least twice a month, he seems to visit this eyelash removal salon.
However, it seems like he hasn't been there since February, so I think it's about time for him to go.
So, in front of the shop in Ebisu, we put up a post.
It's a real detective's way of putting up a post.
Oh, it's a detective's way of putting up a post.
Even on that day, we found some tweets that seemed to indicate where they are likely to be, but we couldn't meet entertainers in person.
And Hejima Yuu-san didn't show up either.
Oh, it's Kikuchi.
Now, it's time for the classic crisp salad works.
When I searched for "crisp salad works",
I found a restaurant specializing in salad with two shops in the city.
When I searched for those two shops,
I couldn't find them.
However, three hours later,
something unexpected happened to Matsueku-han, who was working on his own island.
Look!
It came this way!
What? Why?
While working on his island, he ran into Kichiami.
What did you say?
It's completely private.
I'm going to Matsueku.
What are you doing?
It seems like Kikuchi and Tejima go to the same Matsueku.
What did you do before that?
Now, I went to a head spa.
Before that, I went to a cafe.
How do you know that?
It's scary.
Tejima Yuzu.
I put it there.
Really?
No way!
It's embarrassing!
It's really embarrassing.
I don't want people to think that I'm anywhere.
However, Tejima didn't show up that day.
And on the fourth day of inspection,
that man came again.
Here it is.
Should I go to the gym or go to Pachinko? I'm thinking about it.
This is all you have. You have more things to do, don't you?
What is this?
Last time, he was so careful, but he doesn't look tired at all.
Eat this and do your best in training.
Can you do your best with salt candy?
So, he went back to his usual place.
I see you often here.
As I thought, he saw me.
It's not fresh at all.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What do you mean you don't know? I still have work to do.
Take me somewhere.
Kuro-chan forgot about this project and thought he would be taken somewhere.
But this time, in Kuro-chan's bag...
Is it a GPS or something?
According to Kuro-chan's last statement, he will really try using a GPS transmitter.
This is terrible.
Of course, the agency is happy about it.
By the way, Kuro-chan always has a GPS transmitter in her bag.
It's this plastic bag.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry for coming all of a sudden.
Thank you.
Are you taking me somewhere?
Now that his business is done, he left without saying anything.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What do you mean you don't know?
Are you taking me somewhere?
I'm getting anxious.
What are you doing?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Two hours later, looking at Kuro-chan's current location...
Wow, it's a GPS.
Wow, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I hate it. I'm scared.
Then, right after that...
I love udon! It's so good!
Oh, my ears.
Oh, I'm happy!
It seems like the GPS is working normally.
I see.
My ears are really itchy.
And then, the hand tremors.
It's really itchy.
Unfortunately, it doesn't show up on this day either.
It's not supposed to be that bad.
That's right.
I want you to go somewhere else.
Usually, he's a C-class gravure talent who you don't want to see.
Why does it have to wait this long?
I'm sorry!
It's fine.
That night, I thought about not posting anymore.
It's here!
Oh, it's here!
It's here.
It can't be helped.
I'll wait a little longer.
It can't be helped.
What is that picture?
I'm curious about the picture.
Even today, he checks Kuro-chan's GPS.
I'm scared.
It looks like he's talking to a young old man.
So, did he tweet it or not?
This sudden conversation.
But this is shocking.
I don't know anymore.
Didn't you tweet it?
I saw it, I saw it.
I'm curious about the picture.
What is it?
I'm scared.
I saw it in a commercial.
But I don't know what it means.
I don't know what it means.
I was tricked.
Does he come here often?
We train together.
Don't say that in a friendly way.
I don't want you to think I'm friendly with Kuro- chan.
Why?
I met Kuro-chan for the first time today.
It's not the first time.
I don't know what it means.
He didn't tweet it.
What is it?
Is it a detective's picture?
But he doesn't know that there is a GPS.
He's nervous.
And one day...
He finally went to Ebisu's Matsue-ku.
I want to see it.
There it is!
It looks like Tijima.
Excuse me.
Do you know who it is?
It's huge.
It's Tijima.
Are you Tijima-san?
I'm Tijima.
What is it?
Five days later...
He finally showed up like Tijima.
What is this? What? What? What?
Do you know why we're here?
I don't know.
Oh, you do, right?
He explained the plan...
Yo!
Are you naked?
No, I'm not.
Do you want me to record you naked?
Oh, it's nothing.
By the way, during the investigation period, there were other celebrities who posted their whereabouts, but...
Oh, no...
About nine and a half to five people came yesterday.
They didn't show up today?
No, they didn't show up today.
Well, the detective came yesterday.
Oh, yesterday?
Yes.
There were many posts about the time difference and whereabouts.
The detective didn't find out.
But in the meantime, Kuro-chan with GPS...
There are a lot of things I know.
Matsuya-san, who was brought in.
You're touching me.
This is Gachinko store in Ishinomaki.
Gachinko...
Sosugio-san, who is very precious.
You're not working.
I'm very precious.
I'm working.
You're not working at all.
Familiar real-time posting and GPS...
They live a completely monitored life.
Oh, no...
And the final day of verification...
If you do anything wrong, you'll know.
Kuro-chan's assault after guarding a cabaret club in Shinjuku.
What are you doing?
He's really...
I'm sorry.
The final day of verification.
If you do something dangerous, you'll know.
Kuro-chan's assault after guarding a cabaret club in Shinjuku.
What is he doing?
He's really...
Thank you for the meal.
What is it?
Do you know why we're here?
No, I don't know!
I really don't know!
It's scary, isn't it?
Wait a minute! I'm drunk!
I really don't know!
So, everyone...
Please pay attention to S.M.S. and G.F.S.
Wait a minute!
It's different from what I thought!
If you dig it up, you'll find it someday!
That's right!
This is what Kuro-chan set up earlier.
It's so small!
It's a big one!
I'm digging it up...
I haven't told Kuro-chan about it yet.
Let's see where it is now!
You know where it is!
It's Osaka!
Is it in that green area?
Is it going to Osaka, too?
Yes!
It's going to be found everywhere in Japan!
It's scary!
How about this?
Should we tell Kuro-chan about it?
Let's call him!
We'll give you a service until you sleep!
What kind of service is it?
Hello?
Yes, good morning!
Kuro-chan?
Yes, it's Kuro-chan!
Yes, good morning!
I'm Hamada from Downtown.
Yes, good morning!
What? Is Jim in Shinji right now?
What?
It's around the daytime in Osaka, right?
I'm in Umeda right now!
No...
What? Wait a minute!
What is this?
Why are you calling me, Hamada-san?
Because I'm Kuro!
Because you're Kuro!
You're amazing!
Kuro-chan!
Yes, Hamada-san?
Kuro-chan!
Why don't you bring a convenience store bag?
Bring one like a bag!
Convenience store bag?
Yes, a bag with goods in it.
Ah, that's it!
A bag with goods in it!
Many different things in it.
Yes, supplements and so on.
Are there any unfamiliar goods in it?
What's in it?
Unfamiliar goods?
What's in it?
Eh?
Unfamiliar goods...
There are several of them in it...
There are several of them in it?
There's only one!
He's been doing it since he was a kid.
Really!
He's been doing it since he was a kid.
See you later, Kuro-chan!
Eh? What do you mean "see you later"?
See you later!
Eh? Wait a minute! What is this?
See you later!
Eh? Kuro-
I won't tell you!
And later...
To recover his GPS...
Kuro-chan went home.
Eh? What is this?
What do you think this is?
GPS?
Correct!
Eh? Really? What is this?
What is this, really?
Eh? What is it?
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Who?
Who is it?
Yes, who is it?
Hey man, you're trendy! Yeah, you're a trendy angel!
You've gained a lot of weight, haven't you?
No, I haven't!
Today, I've brought with me...
Well, it's a little sudden, but...
Do you guys cook?
Yes, we do!
What do you cook?
Karaage (fried chicken) and...
Oh, karaage! I'd love to eat it!
Okamoto-san, do you cook?
Karaage and...
Oh, I'd love to eat it!
Okamoto-san, do you cook?
Karaage and...
Oh, you've gained a little weight, haven't you?
You've gained a lot of weight, haven't you?
You're good!
Thank you!
I'll be cooking as well...
But, regarding cooking, I've brought a theory with me...
Here it is!
Anything can be cooked for a week!
That's not possible!
It's not possible!
That's not possible!
It can't be!
Any pot can end up being the same thing in the end!
It can end up being the same thing in the end!
For example...
For a week!
If you two cook, it'll probably be the same thing!
It'll be the same thing!
Yes!
It's the fourth day now, so...
After this, that man who has so much free time in his life...
...cooks for a week!
If you cook anything for a week, you get one book of books!
The taste changes!
So this time, we went to Midoriyama's special kitchen.
There, we will continue to cook 10 kinds of ingredients for a week.
The ingredients we prepared are...
Beef
Chicken
Tuna
Chinese cabbage
Rice
Udon
Bread
Banana
Natto (fermented soybeans)
And...
Cake juice
If you cook all of these ingredients for a week, will they all become one?
Moreover, this time, we will leave it on fire for 24 hours.
So we asked this person to come as a watchman.
Thank you!
No. 1 Japanese entertainer, Anthony's partner, Matenro Ohno.
Ohno is doing it for me.
Is this for a week?
For a week.
For a week?
Yes.
Is it okay for you now?
Yes.
Well, I'm free now.
So, he put all of the ingredients in the pot.
Wow!
Cake!
It's light, but it's heartwarming.
After a week of cooking...
It doesn't taste like anything.
This is bad!
That's right. This job is just to heat up the katana for a moment.
That said, there's nothing to do.
By the way, in order to prevent katana poisoning, they always leave the windows open.
One hour has passed.
It's bubbling.
One hour has passed, so I'll check them one by one.
I'm lonely.
Tuna.
This looks really good.
It smells like good fish.
It looks like porridge.
It doesn't smell good, but it smells good.
Cake.
The cake is amazing.
The smell of the cake doesn't change at all.
By the way, all of the seasonings this time are light soup stock.
Six hours have passed.
This is a chicken.
Only the skin is floating and it's already crumbly and falling apart.
This is a natto.
It smells pretty bad.
It smells like a room.
This is a banana.
It's already black.
Six hours have passed since they started cooking.
While each of the ingredients are starting to change,
they look at the cake.
It's turning brown.
It smells like natto.
The strawberry is already gone.
It's already melted.
The strawberry is completely melted and there is no trace of it.
However...
The peach is still there.
For some reason, the peach is still in good shape.
And the biggest change is...
The udon is no longer good.
The rice cake is gone.
The rice cake disappeared after being cooked for six hours.
After that, they regularly add water so that the ingredients don't burn and keep watching.
That's right.
And...
This is my first time.
I'm sorry, I'll lie down for a while.
Can we talk for about 10 minutes?
Oh, I see.
5,300 yen.
I'll lie down for a while.
This is an old-fashioned blanket.
Oh, no!
It's hard when it's burnt.
Isn't it burnt?
Look at the pot.
He's going to lie down for 10 minutes, but he's lying down for 5 hours.
Oh, no!
It's been 9 hours, so I'm going to look at the pot one by one.
Oh, I'm scared.
Are you scared?
Is it an exchange of a few hours?
For some reason, he has a big scar on his right ear in his blanket.
Why did you get hurt?
You don't want to buy it, do you?
Thank you for the meal.
It's not burnt, is it?
Even if it's burnt, it's fine.
Oh, my God!
It's not burnt, is it?
No way!
I have to add this.
One, two, three...
The surface hardens and becomes like pie crust.
And...
Other carbohydrates also become like pie crust.
We can't judge what kind of food it is just by looking at it.
I'm sure of it.
On the other hand, meat...
What is this?
What is it?
As expected!
It's a complete omelet with only fiber and fat left.
It's really thick.
As expected, it looks delicious.
And...
It's a banana.
It's amazing.
It doesn't look like a banana at all.
Twelve hours have passed.
Many ingredients are losing their shape.
This is a cake.
It's still...
It's still the same.
It hasn't changed much.
Even so, cooking continues.
But it hasn't been a day yet.
Wow, the chopped Chinese cabbage is messed up.
The tuna itself is still left.
The udon is completely gone.
Is it udon?
Thus, twenty-four hours have passed.
Only six hours are left.
What will happen to the ingredients?
I'm getting used to it.
That's right.
Are they used to wasting their time?
The king spends most of his day lying down.
Please put a scissor in my stomach.
Oh, it's a delivery.
However, on the third day...
You can order your food as you like.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm grateful for my job tomorrow.
When you get a job this time, you have to prepare for it yourself.
So...
The next day, the fourth day of stewing.
What are you doing?
Don't worry about me.
The one who came here is not a friend, Dennis Matsushita.
If you mix it up, it will be ready in 20 minutes, right?
Yes, that's right.
Like this...
This is how you do it in everyday life.
Like this...
Even after that, she sometimes asks for help.
The stewing work continued smoothly.
On the last day...
What is this?
I'm doing my best to help you.
Who is it?
Her mother appeared.
Mother!
And...
One...
Two...
One...
Zero!
It's over!
Finally, one week of stewing work is over.
Did everything in the pot really become one?
This time, we asked our partner, Anthony, who doesn't know anything about stewed 10 kinds of ingredients.
Each of you will guess what they were originally.
Are you stewing a cake?
I don't know anymore.
It's like you're looking at me from a week ago.
Let's start with the first dish.
Do you know it?
This one!
What is it?
There's nothing in it.
The first dish is a stew that doesn't have any ingredients in it.
What is it?
It doesn't look like it, but the correct answer is udon.
And the second dish is...
This one also doesn't have any ingredients in it.
Even if you compare it with the first dish, you can't really tell the difference.
Even after that...
Look, look, it's mostly...
That's a lot.
It's like a cake.
Even though there is a slight difference,
it's true that if you stew it for a week, you won't be able to tell the difference from its appearance.
So, what does it taste like?
Let's start tasting it.
After tasting all 10 dishes, they'll get their answers from the selectors.
Let's eat!
Oh...
How does it taste?
It's better than I thought, but...
By the way, what is their guess at this stage?
Chinese cabbage!
Huh? I see!
So they're wrong about udon and Chinese cabbage!
Next up is the second dish.
Oh, wow!
Wow!
This is a taste I've never had before!
Even after that...
Ah, it's refreshing!
But it's still there.
Hmm, it's hard. Is this Chinese cabbage?
After tasting all 10 dishes...
It's so good!
Huh?
There was a texture.
Yeah, it's peach.
How many correct answers will Anthony get?
After tasting all 10 dishes, what is Anthony's answer?
The correct answer rate was 6/10.
By the way, Angie probably ate it.
Answer.
Strawberry?
Peach.
Isn't it amazing?
Peach is the hardest to melt.
For me, not at all.
And so, even after a week, the peach and Mickey's scar remained.
It wasn't the same.
But they did look similar.
I don't know if it's delicious or not.
That's right.
Let's start with Ono-kun.
Ono personally said that banana was the best.
It's delicious.
Really?
It's sweet.
Sweetness goes well with peaches, doesn't it?
It's like pure pork.
Like pure pork?
It's like that, isn't it?
So-called pure pork.
I don't know about that.
That's all for today.
I'm happy you're done.
The next presenter is this person.
Who is it?
I brought something thick.
Thank you.
It's cool.
I'll tell you a secret story.
I see.
This time?
Yes.
I see.
This is the story I brought with me.
Hitoshi Matsumoto's relative.
If you're far away from your ancestors, you're not aware of it.
If you're far away from your ancestors...
When we appear on TV, we're often told that our relatives will double.
Downtown Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Everyone knows Matsumoto-san.
Of course, if you're close to your ancestors, you've been told about him.
But even Matsumoto-san can't be from Jusshinto.
It's really far away.
Let's take a look at this first.
This is Matsumoto-san's family tree.
His father and mother are from Jusshinto.
His grandparents are from Jusshinto, beyond his parents.
It's pretty far away.
So they're from Jusshinto.
And they're brothers.
They're brothers who came back from their parents.
Jusshinto.
His older brother's children are from Sanshinto, right?
Sanshinto.
That's right.
My older sister is from Batsunin, but that's okay.
Jusshinto.
Doesn't that change Jusshinto?
What does 2x2 mean?
Batsunin.
Matsumoto Hitoshi's relatives.
Of course, if you're far away from Jusshinto, you've been told about him.
Has that ever happened?
So we went to Amagasaki, the city where Matsumoto was born and raised.
Today's test is...
This is scary.
...started with his mother, Akiko.
Why are there two kinds of drinks?
Hot and cold.
Here you go.
This is 100% funny.
First of all, let's ask about his mother, Akiko's brothers, who are far away from Jusshinto.
What is this place?
Akiko's brothers are...
How many brothers do you have?
I have seven brothers.
Seven brothers.
Do you know about them?
Yes, they're all healthy and strong.
Akiko's brothers are seven strong brothers.
And...
What's your mother's last name?
It's Tanaka.
Tanaka.
Before becoming Matsumoto, she was Tanaka.
And...
Which is your hometown?
My hometown is Tsu.
I'm from Tsu.
I'm from Mie Prefecture.
So this is the root of the Tanaka family.
Yes, it is.
The main family of the Tanaka family is in Tsu, Mie Prefecture.
Unexpected information has been revealed one after another.
Here, they will tell us about their siblings in detail.
The oldest is...
Tsuiko.
I think she is about 90 years old.
The second one is...
She is 87 years old and her name is Hisako.
In this way, as far as Akiko knows, the family tree is complete.
I see. But she is still young.
And this time, they will tell us about the male siblings of the main family of the Tanaka family, who are from Tsu, Mie Prefecture.
Let's go to Tsu, Mie Prefecture.
First of all...
- Hello, I'm from Tibetan TV. - Hello, nice to meet you.
- Mr. Masaru, eldest son of the Tanaka family. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Oh, you remember me. - Do you know me?
- Yes, I know you. - I'm 80 years old now.
A few years ago, I asked Mr. Masaru, who used to work for Matsuhita Electric,
about his relationship with Matsumoto.
- Well... - One year...
- He will be my sister's son. - That's right.
- Sister's son. - Yes.
- I will be his uncle. - Uncle...
- Yes, that's right.
Sanshinto. Of course, he knew who his relatives were.
I think I was in the first year of junior high school.
- I came to visit. - I see.
Matsumoto, who has visited the Tanaka family several times,
- Hello. - Nice to meet you.
What kind of child was he at the time?
If I had to say, he was more like a honey-kamiya.
He was a quiet kid.
- He didn't seem like he had anything to do with you? - No, he didn't.
- In front of his relatives... - I'll tell you one funny story.
There was an old man in the office.
The old man was surprised.
When the boy came in, he was wearing jeans and trousers.
He was wearing trousers at the time.
- And he was wearing high heels. - Heels?!
The only funny thing about him was...
- When he came in, he was wearing high heels and trousers. - No, no, no.
He was wearing high heels.
Was he fashionable? I don't know, but...
What kind of kid was he at the time?
Next up, is the third son of the family living right next door?
First, the third son of the family, who lives 30 seconds away from the family...
- Excuse me. - Hello.
- Oh, you look like him! - You do!
He ran a car-related company.
His name is Hiroshi Jinan. He is 73 years old.
I think it was when I was in middle school.
One day, he came over to my house.
And we went to the beach in Akogiura or Gotenba.
I remember us going there and playing.
He seemed like a shy kid who didn't talk much.
All of my brothers and sisters are funny, in essence.
I think my mother is funny.
And...
What did you like?
He was working for a pharmaceutical company.
His name is Sanna Isao. He is 70 years old.
I think it was about 30 years ago...
I made a special stage with Hamada-san at our Samba Stage.
We went there as brothers at that time.
In 1987, when Downtown was founded for the sixth year in a row,
Downtown was performing for about 15 minutes at the roof of Samba-re, a supermarket in Tsuchi.
All of the brothers of the Tanaka family went to see it.
I knew they would come.
It's a big deal.
My older brother sang and gave me a bouquet.
I went to say it. I brought a bouquet.
At that time, girls in junior high school were already saying "kya-kya".
Before leaving for Tokyo, he stood on stage at his mother's hometown and showed his active appearance to his relatives.
On top of that, we asked Hisako of the Tanaka family, who lives with Isao-san.
She came to my parents' house and brought me there.
"I'm going to go to the beach. Can you hold this for me?" she said.
I held her and played with her.
She cried at that time.
I made my father drink it.
It didn't come out, but I waited for it.
They were able to meet the brothers of Akiko-san in Sanshin-to in Tokyo and Tsuchi.
Then, in the first place, what kind of family was the Tanaka family?
What did your mother's father and mother do?
My father was a zookeeper.
My mother was a housewife.
My father was a very good man.
I'm not saying my father, but he was a very good man.
Even my father fell in love with him.
Handsome is Akiko's father, Aitaro-san.
He used to work in a vineyard as a zookeeper.
In addition, my grandfather, who came from my father's father's house, was also a zookeeper.
It's called "seizo".
I took "sei" from "seizo" and added "niwa" from "niwasei".
I don't know what "niwasei" is anymore.
I didn't know.
I remember leaving about one or three people at home and making a garden and bonsai.
The garden was wide because it was an amusement park.
In the past, there was a toilet outside and I couldn't go because I was scared.
If you have a house, you live in it. I live in it.
There are two houses in the mansion.
There is also a house here.
Anyway, it was wide.
I bought about three houses.
There are about three hundred houses.
Yes, the Tanaka family, which operated an amusement park for two generations,
was a local famous person in the village that no one knew about.
On the other hand, the Matsumoto family.
By the way, from the Matsumoto family's point of view, what was your grandfather doing?
Construction industry.
He said that he put chopsticks everywhere in Japan.
He said he liked chopsticks everywhere in Japan.
His father's grandfather, Shojiro, was in charge of construction industry.
Why do you think that grandfather is cute?
The grandfather with tattoos.
The grandfather with tattoos?
Do you have a tattoo?
Tattoo.
Why do you say like that?
Cute.
Do you have a picture or letters in it?
Just a name.
Do you have a name in it?
Is it your own name?
No, it's not like that.
I said, "That's my grandmother's name, isn't it?"
She said, "Whatever it is."
It's not your grandmother's name.
I asked her, "What is it?"
She said, "Whatever it is."
Did you ask her directly?
Yes.
I see.
Matsumoto family, Tanaka family.
The roots of both families are a little different.
The first generation is bad.
Let's go back to the original verification.
We investigate the first generation to the fourth generation.
The first generation is the fourth generation.
From now on, we will interview Matsumoto's parents.
We will interview Matsumoto's parents in another program.
The eldest daughter of Matsumoto, who lives in Tsu city.
Hello.
Ms. Akemi.
I have a question for you.
Yes.
Do you like karaoke?
She asked some questions about fake coverage.
Is she aware that she is a relative of Hitoshi Matsumoto?
By the way, are there any relatives of famous people?
My father's sister's son is Hitoshi Matsumoto of downtown.
As expected, she knew him because he was her cousin.
By the way, Ms. Akemi is the same age as Hitoshi.
Ms. Akemi was in the picture with Hitoshi in the sea bath.
I'm in good shape now, but when I was little, I had a small body.
When we were in the sea bath together, Hitoshi jumped up when I got off.
You were so small.
I was really small.
Ms. Akemi is said to have gained a lot of weight from her current body shape.
And then...
Ms. Akemi is said to have gained a lot of weight from her current body shape.
We asked Sanae-san.
Hitoshi Matsumoto is the son of my father's older sister.
We were aware of that, of course...
But I don't know.
When did you first know about it?
I think I was in elementary school.
My father told me about it and I was like "what?"
I was like "what?"
I see...
Sanae-san found out about it after Matsumoto debuted as a downtown person.
By the way, Sanae-san's daughter, Himeri-chan, who is a second-year elementary school student...
Do you have any famous relatives?
Um... someone who works part-time...
Don't say "someone who works part-time"!
She has a lot of relatives who work part-time.
She works part-time!
That's not how you say it!
I only told my friends and best friends about it.
Oh, I see...
And the next four people are...
The eldest daughter of Isao Sannan, who lives in Hirakata, Osaka...
Kumiko-san.
Of course, Kumiko-san knew him as her cousin, but...
I didn't feel him as my cousin, but more like "downtown kid".
I don't really feel him as a relative.
When we meet at home and talk, I just think of him as a relative.
That's why I think of him as "downtown kid".
They met directly with Matsumoto only once, more than 15 years ago.
I don't really feel him as a relative, but...
The only time we met was when Hitoshi was getting married.
Akikoba-chan contacted me and told me that Hitoshi was getting married.
I didn't tell the media about it yet, but when I heard about it...
I just thought of him as a relative.
When they met for the first time, Kumiko-san was getting a signature from Matsumoto.
This is what my brother wrote for me.
I'm not sure if it's this one or that one.
I think it's this one.
For some reason, there are two signatures and we don't know which one is Matsumoto's.
Here is the correct answer.
The right one is Matsumoto's.
And the other one is...
For some reason, it's Akikoba-san's.
There are many reasons for this, but...
My signature!
All of them knew each other as relatives.
Let's move on to the children of their cousins.
Let's go back to Mie Prefecture, Tsuchi.
Let's start with Akemi-san's signature.
Excuse me, this is tbs.
A hairdresser, 26 years old.
She's quite far away from Matsumoto, but does she know him as a relative?
I'd like to ask you something.
Yes?
Are there any famous people you know as relatives?
My grandfather's older sister's child is called Matsumoto-hi.
Yes!
She knows him as a relative, but does she know him as a relative?
I don't feel like he's a distant relative.
She doesn't feel like he's a relative.
And her husband knew her from Misato-san, but...
I don't feel anything just by asking.
How did you feel when you heard that?
I don't feel anything, but I was shocked.
I didn't know.
In addition, Misato-san's brothers also knew each other as relatives.
Now, the Tanaka family is wiped out.
This is all we can count in Shinto, but...
This time, we will investigate the only married couple in Shinto, Misato-san's husband, Yamashiki- kei.
Next, we will investigate Takuma-san's brothers in Nanashinto.
First, we will visit Shogo-san, the eldest son who works in Shinjuku.
- May I ask for your name? - My name is Yamashiki Shogo.
- Shogo-san, what do you do for a living? - I work at a tempura shop.
- Oh, you're a chef. - Yes.
Does he know that he is a relative of Hitoshi Matsumoto?
- I'd like to ask you something. - Yes?
Is there a famous relative?
A famous relative?
I don't think there is one.
At last, a familiar relative has been discovered in Toen Yamashiki family.
Actually, your relative is Mr. Matsumoto Hitoshi.
What?
Oh, no.
So, if you leave Mr. Matsumoto Hitoshi and Nana Shin, you will find a familiar relative.
That was fast.
Have you ever met a person who works in a town?
No, I haven't.
If I didn't work in a town, people wouldn't know me.
That's good.
But, overall, everyone is a little bit stupid.
But, your father's father looks exactly like you.
My father's grandfather.
Your grandfather looks exactly like you.
My grandfather told my mother many times, but she didn't know me very well.
He wears iron shoes.
He is a cartoonist.
He wears iron shoes for a reason.
When he has a quarrel, he kicks his shoes and runs away.
He has a quarrel, but...
You should do it, too.
Mr. Hamada, what do you think?
What?
There are two mother-shaped gorillas.
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in.
Who is it?
Watabe.
Watanabe.
It's Watabe.
It's the same combination.
It's Kojima.
It's the same combination.
Kojima.
It's Watabe.
Whose boyfriend are you?
Why do you say that?
What is it?
What did you say?
How can you say that?
I'm nervous because it's my first time.
It's your first time?
It's my first time to be a presenter.
I'm a middle-aged player.
I said I didn't want to be a presenter.
I said I had to be sure of it.
You're an assertive person.
I brought something amazing.
Really?
There is such a thing in Watanabe.
It's not "Wata".
It's decided.
It's not "Umai".
Anyone can do it.
It's "Umai".
Anyone can do it.
Here is the theory I brought.
There is no player who has never hit a home run in his life.
I like amateur baseball.
I like high school baseball.
I like junior high school baseball, too.
I go to see junior high school baseball.
Only those who have been selected can enter a competitive high school.
That's the world we live in.
In other words, when you think about it, there are a lot of amateur baseball players.
Even now, people who hit home runs have always hit home runs.
For example, Kawai of the band "Ginetsu Kiroku".
He is a home run ace.
He is a slugger.
He usually hits home runs.
In other words, there are a lot of people like that.
I'm sure they all hit home runs.
I think it's a good setting.
I think so, too.
I guess not.
From now on, this program is sponsored by "p" and "g".
In this program, we will verify great theories about professional baseball players who have never hit a homerun in their lives.
This time, we will only target homeruns beyond the fence, except for running homeruns.
In addition, we will conduct surveys limited to official matches.
First of all, of the 894 current professional baseball players,
there are 363 players who have not hit a homerun in their professional 2-3 matches.
Of course, most of them are pitchers.
This time, we will pick up players who have hit a homerun in their 7th or lower years of high school from those 356 pitchers.
Then, that number is...
58.
If you look at this team-by-team, as you can see...
Aside from the three teams that couldn't be interviewed,
nine teams of 39 people have been thoroughly interviewed.
Why didn't you come out?
The first one is...
The champion of 2014,
man of the water,
Kaneko Chihiro of the Oryx Buffalos.
First of all...
Have you ever hit a homerun since you became a professional player?
Not since I became a professional player.
But I'm scared of it.
Professional pitchers are always fast.
Maybe it's better to hit it with my eyes closed.
Although he is a professional player,
he has only hit three hits in his 12 years of professional life.
Kaneko Chihiro is not good at hitting.
Then, how was it when you were a high school student?
How many homeruns did you hit in high school?
Homerun...
It's more than three, right?
It's more than three.
Actually...
I have one.
Really?
I have one.
Although he is not confident in batting,
he has hit at least one homerun.
Next,
He is also known as "samurai japan" in WBC.
Softbank Hawks.
Morifuku.
Estimated annual income of 120 million yen.
Have you ever hit a home run since you became a professional player?
I haven't hit a home run since I became a professional player.
In the first place, I've never been in the starting line-up.
What about social people?
Social people haven't been in the starting line-up either.
What about when you were in high school?
When I was in high school?
It's a practice match, but it's not an official match.
By the way, what number were you hit?
Number seven.
What about when you were in middle school?
When I was in middle school, I didn't even hit a lot of hits.
I only hit a few.
A home run is a dream come true.
What about when you were in elementary school?
When I was in elementary school, I think I hit a home run.
I think I hit it for five minutes.
It's a so-called "ready-to-go".
It's a "ready-to-go".
He barely hit it.
Even after that...
At that time, I was a number nine batter and a band specialist.
In the spring Tokyo Olympics, I hit a home run in the final.
Have you ever hit a home run?
I have been in high school.
I think I hit about two home runs in the official match.
What about when you were in high school?
I've never hit a home run in my life.
Is there a professional baseball player who has never hit a home run in his life?
I don't think there are any professional baseball players who have never hit a home run in his life.
Players who have been focused on winning since they were students also hit a home run at least once in their life.
However...
Yusei Kikuchi doesn't seem like it.
He's famous in Japan.
Yusei Kikuchi, who became a professional baseball player as a superstar in high school.
Has he ever hit a home run in his life?
You appeared in "Downtown" on Wednesday.
I watch it every week.
Thank you.
I don't laugh much when I watch it alone on TV.
I laugh out loud only in "Downtown" on Wednesday.
Really? Thank you.
I'm very happy.
I feel like I'm being watched a lot.
Yusei Kikuchi became a director whose Japanese improved a lot.
Let's move on to the main subject.
Have you ever been shot a home run?
No, I haven't.
Let's go back a little bit.
How about when you were in high school?
I haven't been shot in high school, either.
I haven't participated in batting practice much.
How about when you were in junior high school?
I was in junior high school, too.
I was a pitcher in junior high school, too.
How about when you were in elementary school?
I haven't been shot in elementary school, either.
So, there was a professional baseball player who had never been shot a home run before.
There are a lot of people who bat in A.S. pitchers, so it's pretty embarrassing.
I've only been batting since I was little.
In addition...
In a practice game, I only got one home run.
By the way, there is a rule that practice games and running home runs are prohibited.
Is it true?
Of course.
Believe me.
No, it's not.
I haven't.
You haven't?
Yes, I haven't.
I was a pitcher in high school, so I was often shot in junior high school.
Have you ever been shot in high school?
No, I haven't.
Unexpectedly, a professional baseball player who has never been shot in home runs has appeared.
Hey, hey, Watabe!
Wait a minute!
No, I haven't.
Wow, wow, wow!
I'm a baseball player.
No, I haven't.
Wow!
You haven't been shot in a practice game?
I haven't.
Huh?
I haven't been shot in a home run.
You're right.
I haven't been shot in a run.
Even in a practice game?
Even in a practice game, yes.
I see.
I'm often shot in a home run, but I haven't been shot in a run.
Not only in batting, but also as a pitcher, such a latecomer.
I've been out of the first round for three years.
So you're in the preliminaries?
Yes.
The team that beats us will lose the next round.
Wow!
You're so weak!
That's right.
I've only won three times in six years of elementary school.
Huh?
Three times?
Yes, in practice games.
Can you be a professional baseball player with that level of skill?
Wow!
I'm used to it now.
I can't do it.
I'm used to it now.
As a result of the investigation, there are 19 professional baseball players who have never been shot in a home run in their life.
19!
By the way, what about in a practice game?
I asked.
I don't think there are any practice players who have never been shot in a home run and are professionals.
There aren't, right?
No, there aren't.
Even if you say you won't be shot in a home run, you'll definitely be shot in a practice game.
There aren't any practice players like that, right?
I've never heard of it.
I don't think there are any practice players like that.
I don't think you can be a professional baseball player with that level of skill.
As expected, there aren't any players like that.
But...
Huh?
There is one.
Who is it?
Nakashima of Nippon Ham.
I don't think he's been shot in a home run since he became a professional baseball player.
I don't think he's been shot in a practice game, either.
Speaking of Nakashima players, last season's Tooruin.
He was also selected as a Japanese representative for defense in 2015.
Certainly, he hasn't been shot in a home run as a professional player.
In addition...
He also found this article.
This may, perhaps, be possible.
There, the staff hurried...
Japanese ham fighters went to Arizona by canoe.
Let's ask Nakashima.
Have you ever been hit by a homerun in high school?
In high school? No, I haven't.
I didn't like batting that much, so I haven't hit a ball that looked like it would go in.
Do you go back to middle school?
No, I don't.
Huh?
Let's go back one more step.
How about in elementary school?
No, I haven't.
Huh?
It turns out that there was a homerun without a boundary in professional baseball.
I don't think it's there, so I'd like to work hard on another path.
So even if you don't hit a homerun, you can still be active as a professional.
You did it!
I'm a little surprised.
But on the contrary, even if it gave you a dream...
Even if you don't hit a homerun, you can still be active as a professional.
It's a very encouraging conclusion.
I didn't think there would be so many people.
There are 19 people.
That's too many.
I don't think pitchers practice batting anymore.
It's a cultural war since I was a kid.
What's funny about it?
Hurry up and go home!
It's time for you to go home.
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Oh, it's spinning.
You're better than I thought!
Thank you very much.
Oh, Kazuma-san is here today, too.
This is a turning point!
Don't worry, Kazuma-san won't be here today.
Today, Hamada-san will be here.
Stop it!
It's already decided that you'll play with me.
Kazuma-san, you still have a lot of pitches, but this time it's a two-hour special.
Kazuma-san's pitch is a little weak.
That's terrible!
What's that?!
His pitch is weak?!
He's a terrible person.
Last time, Hamada-san did it.
Hamada-san's pitch was the best in Japan, Hamada- Masato-shi's pitch.
This is good!
It's really good!
It was good, wasn't it?!
That pitch...
It's exciting, isn't it?!
It was impressive!
There's not a single person who didn't see the result of that pitch.
Don't joke about it!
Before I announce the result of that pitch, I have something I want you all to see.
Here it is!
Stop it already!
Hamada-Masato-shi's "This is amazing!"
First of all, Hamada-san's "amazing" part is this!
Don't diss me!
Wipe?!
Wipe is amazing!
Wipe's image is...
Wipe!
Usually, when a pitch is this big, a wiper would pull out his hand.
A wiper doesn't pull out his hand!
Usually, it's quite...
There's a lot of people who pull out their hand.
Mino-san, whenever you pull out your hand, it feels like you're sleeping.
When you pull out your hand, it feels like you're sleeping.
I don't know about wipers.
Wipers are amazing, Mino-san. Didn't you know?
In the entertainment world, there are people who are called "the three biggest wiper reactions".
They are...
Yaguchi, Mari, Becky, Hamada, and Masato.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Hamada's wiper reaction.
First of all, his laughter is amazing.
So you're laughing?
What I want to eat is different, right?!
It's not connected!
Again?!
It's true, he's laughing.
As expected of Hamada.
With his deadly high laughter, he raised his hand.
What do you mean "deadly"?
Hamada's wiper reaction.
Second of all, his thrust is amazing.
He doesn't miss even the smallest gap.
From the corner of the screen, his glare is dazzling.
Please watch his masterpiece.
With a pipe?!
Why are you standing still?
Why did his parents name him "the three biggest wiper reactions"?
Just leave me alone.
I don't know, I just did it.
It's nothing.
You're lying.
Give it back!
It's useless.
It's funny.
Hamada's wiping reaction, three.
His greeting is amazing.
Greeting? Greeting?
Ah, I see.
It used to be like that.
But...
Furthermore...
Next, at the end of the performance...
He tried flowing a sugarcane field.
No way!
He shook it carefully.
Ah, I see!
The result of his surprise came out!
It's true!
He was surprised by the result.
It's true!
And this reaction...
If you're over 40 years old, it's like this.
Wow!
It's cute!
It's the best reaction!
Hamada used it!
He used it!
It's crazy!
He used it all night!
Surprised!
He was surprised!
This is amazing!
It's amazing!
Seriously, it's amazing!
Right?
This is something you can learn!
You can do it!
Seriously, you can do it!
It's amazing!
Ah, but at the end of the recording...
He was surprised and said "I'm listening!"
It's cute!
That's what I'm worried about!
How did you do it?
We can hear you well.
How did you do it?
Hamada-san, is there anything you're careful about when you wipe?
I'm going to do it now.
I'm really going to do it.
But isn't it the same for you, too?
When you wipe...
I don't even say anything!
Ah...
I can't say anything when I wipe.
Ah, but Katsumata-san is a little too exaggerated!
There's a bad side!
It's perfect!
It's really not an exaggeration!
It's exaggerated!
That's right!
Isn't it lying?
There's more!
Here's the next one!
Aisho
Hamada-san
Hama-chan
This image is familiar to everyone.
Nantoka-chan
Yama-chan
Yamada-san and Yamazaki Hosei-san
Matsumoto-san
Even Natsui Hideki calls you "matchan"
Do you say that?
Yumi, Yumi
That's right, Yumi calls you "matchan"
Yumi doesn't say that
Where did you hear that?
That's a lie
I don't say Yumi calls me "matchan"
You don't say that
You definitely don't say that
What?
That's a lie
In exchange for that, I want to ask you about "hama-chan"
Hama-chan
Speaking of "hama-chan"
I looked it up, of course
Let's see
Here it is
That's a lie
That's definitely a lie
Wow, 98%
98%
And the other 2% are fake people
That's definitely a lie
Only Hamada-san would say that
That's really the worst
Hamada-san doesn't say that, does he?
No, he doesn't say that
"Katchan" is "katchan"
"Katchan" is just what some people say
But in the world, everyone calls you "katsumata"
What's wrong with that?
That's not good
What's wrong with that?
What happened?
Since it's a good opportunity, I'll say it
All of the staff say "katsumata"
What do you mean?
That's bad
At least tell me to add "san"
By the way
Except for me, everyone else says "katsumata"
That's the worst
Fix it!
And Hamada-san
There's more
There is
What is it?
The third one is this
Newcomer density
What does it mean?
There is a picture of Hamada-san's newcomer density
And it is this!
Let's take a look
It came out
Four numbers
In the end, this newcomer density is said to be a number of numbers
Somehow...
Somehow it exists
It exists
By the way, it's four numbers just by looking at it
Yes, yes
It's actually this much
It's a lot!
It's famous! It's famous!
Do you feel the newcomer density?
Is there such a thing in Hamada-san?
Yes, there is
There is
There is also an incantation written on his back
It's bad, it's bad
Somehow...
I was told that I know Katsumatsu-san
You know two things
Two things
It's bad, it's a newcomer density
Newcomer density
It's really a newcomer density
It's a newcomer density
It's unfair, isn't it?
Yes, yes
You should know this much
The newcomer density is the worst
It's the worst!
There are three newcomers density in the entertainment world
Oh, is that so?
Yes
Three newcomers density
What is three newcomers density?
Three newcomers density
What is three newcomers density?
It's a story about newcomers density?
This is the newcomer density written by Katsumatsu-san, Katsumatsu-san, and Hamada-san
Katsumatsu-san has something like this on his neck
It's worse than before
What is it?
It's a newcomer density
What is Katsumatsu-san?
Well, Hamada-san, the treasure of the entertainment world,
The theory I brought with me this time is this!
Hamada Masato-shi's results announcement can destroy crows!
I like announcements like that.
Yes, yes, you do, don't you?
Don't make fun of me.
I don't! I don't!
I really respect Hamada-san's results announcement!
I don't!
Don't use it in a place like this!
No, no, it's really amazing!
It's really amazing, but if you take it up like this on the show,
It seems like Hamada-san didn't like it a little.
Like last year's King of Contest,
The results announcement,
If you put it up, you'll be messed with in Wednesday's Downtown,
So I said I wouldn't put it up today.
You said that?
At first I said I wouldn't put it up.
But it seems like they put it up properly in the actual show.
You're lying!
That's amazing!
Why?!
Still, the general AMC results announcement and
Hamada's results announcement at King of Contest in 2015,
Please watch them in order.
Here is King of Contest's results announcement.
It's completely different!
No, no, no.
Just my part, I raised the volume a little.
You didn't raise it.
I didn't raise it. Rather, I lowered it.
Really?
I was at the scene.
Really?
I thought it was a little noisy.
It was loud. It was loud.
After this, Hamada announced the results and defeated "Crow of the Town".
Result announcement!
Wow!
Hamada announced the results and verified the theory that crows can be defeated.
This time, Hamada will announce the results against crows who eat garbage.
First of all, he goes to Ueno, where there are many crows.
This is the best!
It's pretty big!
When I was collecting garbage in the morning, I was defeated by a crow.
I'm really in trouble.
I want you to do something about it.
Can crows be defeated by Hamada's result announcement?
It's not big!
Ueno!
He's aiming for a crow!
What?
He's a different person!
But for some reason, the crows that appear in the garbage every day don't show up for some reason.
Speaking of which, hay was an item to avoid picking up.
So, the next day, as if noticed by the crows, only Hamada is hiding in the garbage and waiting.
He's already in the garbage!
Then...
Not knowing that the result will be announced later, the crows gathered.
So...
Awesome!
Amazing!
He successfully defeated the crow.
As expected of the god who will bring about results.
I won't eat this for a while.
Is there any other ability other than the crow?
Ah, it's funny!
Mr. Hamada has the next story.
Is it a little trauma?
Sometimes, there are three stray cats coming.
Sometimes, they catch a pond goldfish or get sprayed by a grasshopper.
I'm in trouble.
Please do something about it.
I feel like I'm in trouble.
So, Mr. Hamada stands by and waits for the stray cat.
This looks difficult.
And then...
Is it coming?
Is it coming that much?
It's coming!
It's dangerous.
Be careful.
He ran away.
It's an effective method.
Don't ask me about the results.
How far are you going to take me?
The wild boars are causing a lot of trouble in the field.
There's nothing we can do about it.
Wild boars are dangerous.
Mr. Hamada, who is on the side of those in trouble, immediately stepped in.
However, no wild boars appeared for three days and two nights.
Only the results remained in the surrounding mountains.
The birds are flying.
He regained his memory and went to the next site.
He went to a ranch in Gunma Prefecture.
Here, they usually put the sheep back in the fence.
It's always difficult to do it all at once for about 25 minutes.
Dogs get tired while running.
It's hard work.
Let's see it in action.
It's hard work.
As expected, heavy work takes more than 20 minutes.
Instead of a burdened dog,
Mr. Hamada announced the results and chased the sheep at once.
This is pretty hard work.
Oh, you're doing your best.
Result!
Oh, my God!
Wow, it's fast.
Wow!
I'm happy with the results.
This is amazing!
Hamada's announcement saves the world.
Wow!
This is amazing!
This really saves the world.
Anyone can make a loud voice and raise the volume that much.
No, it's not like that at all.
This is because it's an announcement of results.
Who announced the results?
I'm happy that I was able to hear this up close.
You're noisy!
You didn't run away.
And you wore a star uniform.
You like that, don't you?
That's amazing!
You wore a star uniform!
That's amazing!
I see.
I'd like to ask you about "sharm".
What does "sharm" mean?
It doesn't mean anything.
I was afraid of it because there were many people around me.
You were excited.
I'm a little weak.
The next presenter is this person.
Who is it?
I'm Tomonori Jinnai and I'm the same height as you.
Thank you very much.
This is very difficult.
I want to die.
I will live.
This is the theory I brought with me.
The theory that anyone can do it and it's funny.
It's not funny right now.
It's funny, isn't it?
What is it?
Maybe it's because I've done it before.
It's a good start.
These three people will verify the funny theory no matter who does it.
Is it true?
The first one is this comedian.
Anyway, I'm Yasumura.
There is a pose that you can see in front of you even though you are wearing it depending on movement and angle in the world.
Then, it's a pose of a baseball pitcher in front of you.
Come on!
Don't worry!
I'm wearing it!
Then, it's a pose of sumo wrestlers in front of you.
Come on!
Don't worry!
I'll spit it out!
Next is soccer.
Soccer's good pose is instantaneous, so be careful not to miss it.
Do you need three of them?
Soccer's good pose.
Come on!
I don't think you can do it.
Ouch!
It's painful.
It's funny when it's been three years.
So, how about a little past season's story?
OK!
Here we go!
How is it?
No matter how you look at it, it's a hard game.
OK!
You'll swing your waist faster!
More! More! More! OK!
How is it?
It's really fast, isn't it?
It looks slow.
No!
It's too fast and it looks slow.
OK!
Oh, it's three times faster.
Then, here's the legendary joke!
Wednesday's news!
Go on!
Here it is!
Hello!
It's been a while!
Dandy-san, please!
It's a good feeling, isn't it?
I'm Heisei's monster, Dandy!
Dandy told his fans the other day that he's usually very quiet.
So, Dandy did this.
Even on TV, he was quiet.
Ketsu and Turn!
And Reverse!
Dantides up!
Music, start!
Dantides up!
Oh, Nichiro!
Can you do this?
Can you swing the bat?
Oh, that's good!
I don't have one.
You're a band!
I don't have one.
He's quiet.
I don't like it when the pipe hits me.
It's been a while since I've seen you all.
(Singing their song - Bad Tempo)
In other words, it's a myth!
And so, the three of them were pretty funny no matter who did it.
I see.
It's better for someone who moves fast.
That's right!
Dandy-san also moved a little faster when he opened his mouth.
And the editor was pretty excited, too.
I wonder what this is about.
There's no possibility of it not happening here.
Disappointing!
Next week, we'll verify if a beautiful woman knows a celebrity's phone number.
Furthermore...
After being elected, it's hard to sing bright songs in karaoke.
And...
In karate or everyday conversation, "osu" always comes up.
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