AISubs v3.5
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
- Let's welcome the first presenter, this person! Please come in!
- I hope it's a good song...
- Yes, Yamagawa Hiroyuki! - Thank you for coming!
- Um, everyone, do you know "Zard"? - Yes, we do!
- Do you know Karen-chan? - I don't know her.
- You don't know her? - No, I don't know her.
- Ah, but you know the song, right? - Yes.
- Um, Chiri-san, you know it well, right? Can you sing it for us?
- Don't lose! Look over there!
- The goal is getting closer!
- The goal is getting farther away!
- But Karen-chan, you know the song, right? - Yes!
- I've heard it on 24-hour TV, but I've never heard it before.
- That's right. - Yes.
- Which one is it? - I haven't heard it before.
- Why doesn't "Zard"'s song get popular?
- When I thought about it, I came up with this theory!
- "Zard"'s song's title will definitely be in the chorus!
- That's right! - That's right!
- Well, like "Don't Lose" earlier, and "Shaking Feelings"...
- Chiri-san, can you sing it for us?
- Shaking feelings, I feel them!
The lyrics are slightly wrong, too!
Shaking feelings, I feel them!
Ah, but it's in the chorus!
These words do come in, don't they?
Yes, in the chorus.
"Zardo" - The title of the song will definitely be in the chorus.
And so, this time...
For various artists...
Out of every single song...
The ratio of the song's title in the chorus...
Is calculated as the artist's title chorus rate...
And a ranking is created.
Will "Zardo" really shine in first place?
Artist title chorus rate ranking...
First, in 10th place is...
"Aika" is 7th place...
And the song's title chorus rate is 87.9%.
Out of every 33 songs, 29 songs...
Have the song's title in the chorus.
Ah, it's already in there!
Next, in 9th place...
Each group is ranked in Germany...
The first group is...
Nebeka
The title chorus rate is 88.2%.
The other group is...
T-bora
Moving on to number 8...
Kuraki Mai
"Nagame no Eigo" also made it into the chorus.
The title chorus rate is 89.6%.
Moving on to number 7...
Onyanko Club
The title chorus rate is 90%.
Moving on to number 6...
Oubro Makey
The title chorus rate is 91.2%.
Moving on to number 5...
Monkhan
Just like that.
After this, the artist title chorus rate ranking top 5 will be announced!
Also...
"Early morning" real escape game
If you combine them, it'll be something amazing.
Wake up your sleeping friends and solve the mystery and escape!
Also...
You're like a piece of powder that I picked up at ○○.
In 2016, it also topped the ranking of "Hashi no Shita theory"
Demon Horn
If you pick one or two, two will verify the mainstream theory!
Say, who is the man?
Wednesday's TV hero
Even if you dance, you can't do that
Can't do it, can't do it
Wednesday's downtown
Artist title chorus ranking
10th to 6th place is here!
And before ranking top 5
On the contrary, we will announce artists whose titles are not used in the chorus
3rd place is...
"t.m. revolution" title chorus ranking
10.0%
Surprisingly, there are only 3 songs whose titles are not used in the chorus
Next, 2nd place is...
"hamasaki aize" title chorus ranking
8.9%
All songs are titles with alphabets
But most of the lyrics are not used in English
In a strange style, 2nd place is...
And 1st place for titles not used in the chorus is...
"radwimps" title chorus ranking
Actually, it's 0%
By the way...
Just like "spitz"'s "robinson"
There are songs whose titles are not used in the chorus and not even once in the song
And more...
Oh!
It's just "Sindbad"
It's not included
"Hello" is...
"Hello" is also not included
If you ask me, it's true that it doesn't come out anywhere
Then back to the ranking, No. 5 is...
Oh, what is this?
It's still a mixed race
This is also included!
Tube
Title difference rate 91.7%
It's "Singer" so it comes out suddenly
Singer
This is also included
It's included
Then, No. 4 is...
Oh, come on!
Yamashita Tatsuro
Title difference rate 91.9%
Yamashita Tatsuro
Finally, No. 3 is...
It's coming!
Tapioca
Title difference rate 92.6%
Tapioca
It's included
Then, No. 2 is...
Oh, come on!
What's going to happen?
Tapioca
Title difference rate 97.9%
Tapioca
Finally, most of the songs used the title in the chorus
Tapioca
Amazing!
Tapioca
Only one song, "BOY", was not in the chorus, but was used in the title at the beginning of the song.
And the one who won first place in "Tapioca" is...
...two groups with the same ratio!
The first group is...
...ONE'S!
Moreover, the title chorus ratio is 100%!
Tapioca
SKE48
Since "one's" and "ske" were the same number, an additional survey was conducted, including songs from the album.
The result is...
"one's" won 44.3% of all 51 songs.
By the way, including the album, "mozart" had 95.4% of title chorus.
It's true that it sang on the title chorus.
Right.
But it ended up like this on the title chorus.
Just that one song... "boy"... It suddenly changed from "boy" to "mozart".
Is "boy" a famous song?
I think it's a single, but...
All the hits are like that.
That's right.
"hamada pami pami" is also 100%.
It's 100%.
Why?
That's all I can say.
It's almost always the same.
But it's cute.
It's annoying.
It's really cute.
It's "pami pami", though.
You said you like it and made a mistake.
The theory doesn't make sense.
Are you in second place?
That means it's a penalty game.
Penalty game?
I watch it every week, but I've never seen it before.
Has it ever existed?
It's "chikubi kiri".
"chikubi kiri"?!
Just because there wasn't one "zart" song in it, you cut off your nipples?!
It's like you're laughing the most.
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Next presenter, please come out!
Who could it be?
I hope it's a good person.
It's Baka Rhythm!
That Baka Rhythm.
Yes.
That Baka Rhythm you see on TV.
It's the real Baka Rhythm.
We did it!
Everyone, do you know about Real Escape Game?
Yes.
Real Escape Game.
You don't know it?
No.
Real Escape Game is...
The challenger will solve the mystery and escape from the secret room.
It's an attraction-type event.
Attraction?
That's right.
You've done it before, haven't you?
That's right.
I did a drama version of Real Escape Game TV on TBS.
This show was nominated for the show alongside the world-famous Grammy Awards.
We didn't win the Grammy Awards, but we were nominated for the top four.
Wow.
It's like winning the Grammy Awards.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
It's that popular of an event.
This time, I'd like to talk about Real Escape Game.
Early Real Escape Game!
Yes.
Speaking of early Real Escape Game, it's this show's killer content.
If this show's killer content and world-famous killer content were combined, it would be amazing.
Really?
This time, we've put in a lot of effort.
It depends on who challenges it.
That's right.
I understand.
Please watch the video.
Here you go!
On a busy January day at midnight...
The most fun...
The most fun!
Bring me a black jam, black jam!
The members are gathered under the pretext of a fake show...
With their bald heads and shaved heads...
Without telling anything...
Early morning, a realistic escape game...
The challengers are exhausted...
The sun rises in the morning...
Where are you taking me?!
The challengers are exhausted...
Ah, it's so cold!
Where are you taking me?!
Game... Start!
The narrator is also from the main family.
I see.
What's this?
He's peeking.
Who is it?
Touge.
This time, the protagonist is...
This man.
Isn't he an old man?
He looks like a doctor.
Emergency escape game.
Good morning. Welcome to the emergency escape game.
Follow the designated rooms in order.
Wake up people who are asleep in each room.
Challenge the game.
Clear the game.
If you clear the game, you will become allies.
And you will get hints for solving puzzles.
Align yourself with your allies,
solve puzzles,
and escape from this school.
If you succeed in escaping,
you will get the prize money.
Is this something I should do in the morning?
Well, knuckles.
I found it.
This is...
First of stage.
Early morning.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Time limit is 30 seconds.
I see.
Wake up?
Oh, I was waiting for you.
Good morning.
What are you doing, Naito-san?
At this stage, one of you three will wake up and challenge the game.
Who will wake up first?
Do you know who it is?
It's a reverse challenge!
Who is it?
I know.
The challenger must return to the match within 10 seconds of being woken up.
Did Gotouge choose...
I'm going to wake up this guy quickly.
Thank you very much.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Hit, cover, rock-paper-scissors, go!
You're weak, young man.
Here is Kotouge's final challenge mystery.
If he had cleared the first stage, he would have received this hint.
Unfortunately, with no hint, he went to the next stage.
Kotouge, hang in there!
What is this place?
Where am I? What a steep road!
Second stage.
Clearing.
Struck out.
Time limit 2 minutes.
Wow, it's you, Neo!
Who the hell are you?
What's going on?
I don't know what's going on.
It's like you're bluffing.
I'm Shunsuke.
Shunsuke...
Oh, that's good.
Who is this?
Mr. Bando?
Sleeping was...
...two baseball players.
The one you chose is...
Good morning, good morning.
Please take it, please take it.
Hurry up, hurry up.
Good morning, good morning.
What is it? What is it?
What is it with you?
Please, please, please.
Struck card, struck card.
Mr. Banzi, it's a struck card.
No, I'm going somewhere.
No, Mr. Banzi, it's not like that.
Now, Mr. Banzi, please give me a struck card.
No, no, no, no.
I'm going somewhere.
Now, Mr. Banzi, please give me a struck card.
I'm going somewhere.
Now, now, it's not time, it's not time.
Now, hurry up.
It's not like that.
It's not something you do anywhere.
You don't have to do it anywhere.
Mr. Banzi, please give me a struck card.
No, I'm not asking you to be so honest.
No, Mr. Banzi, Mr. Banzi, Mr. Banzi, if you put an "三" you can win.
Mr. Banzi, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't know Japanese well.
I'm sorry.
I was brought to a very far place.
And now we're playing a game called "Real Escape Game".
And now we're doing various missions.
And now I'm...
Excuse me.
And now we're on the second stage.
And now you two are here.
I'm going to perform with my band.
And I'm going to clear it.
Is it okay?
I hope you don't think about anything like Kuro- chan and do it.
No, I'm completely different.
I'm different.
I'm different from what you're saying.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for making you cry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure it's not a good job.
Real band...
It's broken.
Real band?
What is it?
No, no, no.
It's broken.
Oh, no.
Hey, manager!
No, no, no.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
But, you see...
It's going to be delivered, right?
It's arrived. It's arrived.
Good, good, good.
It's delivered. It's delivered.
Yes.
Is it over?
What?
Is it over?
Oh, no.
The second stage wasn't cleared.
I couldn't get the second hint, either.
It's fortunate that the band I like didn't join me.
Kotoge, hang in there.
We don't have any more allies.
Oh, no.
I'm worried.
The third stage...
Early screening karaoke.
If you get 80 points for each song, you clear the stage.
Well...
Let me think about it.
My voice might be hoarse.
The song has already been decided.
"Ya Ya Ya".
Why "Ya Ya Ya"?
Who is this guy?
What a shame!
Whose song is it?
Saito's song?
Whose song is it?
Saito's song.
His song is good.
Who is it that I don't know?
Who is it?
Who is it? I don't know at all.
Kotoge didn't know who the man on the left was.
Singer, entertainer, Saito will choose. And...
Start.
Saito! Saito!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Saito! Saito! Saito!
Seriously! Seriously!
He's not the type of guy to put on a shirt.
He's good at singing.
His eyes aren't open.
He's good at singing.
There's an old man.
He looks like Yang Yo-ko.
He's got it. He's got it.
He's laughing!
Saito, who couldn't decide because of his drunkenness, managed to get it back.
He's good! He's good!
His eyes are open!
He's good!
No, it's coming out, it's coming out!
What will be his score?
Go!
No, why? Why doesn't it match?
No, it doesn't match with the key at all.
Is it a matter of luck?
No, it's not about luck or anything like that.
It's not about luck, is it?
No, it's not about luck or anything like that.
It's about whether you'll get 80 points or not.
No, it's about luck.
No, it's not about luck or anything like that.
If you say anything about luck next time, I'll hit you.
Who was it just now?
If he had succeeded in failing three stages in a row,
he would have received this hint.
Next is the last stage where you'll receive a hint.
Beard, do your best.
I'm riding it!
Over there!
You're riding it!
Ariel of selection science
For drying in a smelly room
Ariel's green gel ball
Joint development with Tabriz and Lenor
Dry in a room without odor
Moreover, rinse once
Arienai, no, it's Ariel.
Help me, brother!
If the towel was dry, I could transform.
All right!
That's Lenore Plus!
Lenore greatly reduces drying time!
Quick drying flash!
Refreshing!
Lenore plus!
What am I running for?
Is it because you won't lose to anyone?
Is it to answer to Saint?
Is it to overcome yourself?
Well, maybe there is no answer.
It's to lose weight!
Oh, sorry!
AIFUL supports the hard-working citizen runners!
Open to everyone! Eyeful!
But really, they haven't sent me one, so I have to get it somehow.
Fourth stage, early morning, sudden steak
The time limit is 5 minutes, and you will clear it by eating 400 grams of steak.
Isn't it a bit tough to do something like a snail?
And donuts, maple geoquinn donuts and...
Ah, Akatsuka, Akatsuka, Akatsuka, Akatsuka, Akatsuka, Akatsuka, Akatsuka, Akatsuka for smartphone games, 130km's owner comedian, Andonutuka, the person in question has chosen...
Andountukka, Andountukka, Andountotsuka, Andountukka, Andountukka, Andountotsuka, An Donutuka, Andountukka, Andountotsuka, Andountotsuka, Andountuka, Andountotsuka, Ando Natsuka, and donutska, and donutska, and donuts ka, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, ando Natsuka, Ann Donutka
A donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, an donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, ando Natsuka, and donutska, and donutska, and donuts ka, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, and donutska, ando Natsuka, Andona
It's good, it's good, it's good.
Early in the morning, a hot steak.
While it's hot and you can't eat it, you have to cut it into small pieces and prioritize work.
It's about time you go.
Okay, okay, okay.
Do you need water? Are you okay?
There's a way to cool it down with water.
Yeah, yeah.
It's good?
You're only talking about hot stuff.
It's good.
It's good, right?
Yeah, it's good, it's good.
It's good even if you cook it with water.
It's cute.
There's a way to pour it in with water.
You're amazing.
The second time...
Eat it!
Push it!
Eat it!
Hurry up! We don't have much time left!
Eat it!
Swallow it! Swallow it!
Why don't you drink water?!
It's one hand!
Swallowing water!
Why don't you drink even one drop?!
15 seconds left!
Put it in first! Put it in first!
Put it in first and talk!
Put it in! Put it in!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Swallow it! Swallow it! Swallow it!
Eat it! Eat it!
Damn you!
You bastard!
You can't drink water!
Hey!
Why can't you drink water?!
Because water hardens beef fat.
I see.
It's hard for you to eat, isn't it?
More than that...
I'm sorry.
I thought you were going to eat it.
There's no such thing.
You can't, can you?
Unfortunately, this stage wasn't cleared.
Goto didn't get a single hint.
Has the mystery been solved for the viewers?
Everyone, do your best!
It looks cold.
Lower it.
The final stage, solving puzzles.
Each one has two characters, so one character will be included.
"Tora", "ika", "kaka" will be included.
There is no doubt about it in this question mark.
That's probably the answer, but I don't know how to read it at all.
Based on the hints so far, we know that these words are all animal names.
Therefore, the characters "tato" and "kada" will be included.
The three animals on the wall are "tora", "ika", and "hayabusa".
What does it mean?
Isn't it "hayabusa"?
It's one-third correct.
It's all about luck, isn't it?
It's "tora".
"Tora", let's go with "tora".
Wow!
Is "tora" the correct answer?
Wow! I'm scared!
Please! I'm going!
Go!
The Olympic final was a spectacular goal.
Well, I'm not the only one who scored a goal.
Kinopio gave me a good ball from the side, so all I had to do was score.
And you scored even in the 100-meter race.
That's right.
The start was bad, but I was able to speed up in the second half.
It feels great!
Let's dance to Dio's theme song!
Nintendo 3DS - Manual and Trick Art - The Olympic!
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Even though it's a fashionable season, the style collapses.
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Confessing by email, proposing by email...
Even saying hello to your parents by email...
I don't think I can do it.
I have my own way of using it!
LUMINIQUE!
And then?
You really like sharing, don't you?
You always share the picture you took.
You also share your lunch box.
That's your "happiness," they say.
I have my own way of using it!
My LUMINIQUE!
LUMINIQUE!
Uwaaah! It's cold! The clay is cold! Uwaaah! It's cold!
Failed to maintain altitude and escape.
This time, the key point is the question sentence.
Think of the previous stages and use your head.
In other words, if you connect the stage's first letters...
Ta-ga-i-mu...
Tagaimu...
Tagaimu nari...
What kind of answer will it be?
Tagaimu...
Isn't it too complicated?
Tagaimu...
You like this show, don't you?
Oh, it's Mr. Sasuke.
I feel sorry for you.
How do you like it?
How do you like it, Mr. Kawajiri?
Mr. Sasuke didn't wake up even after hearing that "no, no, no"
That's right.
He didn't wake up like that.
But what do you think of this show?
Well, I don't think it's a bad match.
On the contrary, it's a new collaboration.
I see.
I think we should play a real band game.
You know, the fear of a band.
I was really scared of it.
The fear of a band.
That's scary.
It shocked me, too.
I could see their back.
It would be interesting if we could play a game like that again.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner
Tonight's presentation is...
Thank you for coming.
Now, when I was a child, I often danced while watching TV and my parents scolded me.
I'm sure you've been scolded by your parents when you were a child.
The two of you are from Amagasaki, so I'm sure you've done a lot of bad things.
It has nothing to do with Amagasaki.
There is Amagasaki in Amagasaki, which is a large luxury residential area.
But I think you two are from the lower city area.
I think you two live in a relatively downtown area.
It's decided.
I'm the oldest of the three brothers, so I've been told a lot of things.
"You're not my child." Something like that.
I see. When you were little.
Like that, when you made your parents angry...
"You're not my child." and so on...
You're like powder I picked up in a round shape.
I've been told that.
Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
Now, this line is a standard pattern for when your parents get angry.
So here's the theory I brought with me.
You're like powder I picked up in a round shape.
Even in 2016, the first place goes to "under the bridge" theory!
I know, I know!
Is it true?
It's true!
Right?
We've been like that for about 40 years now.
How about you?
People in their 40s are like that, but...
What about you, Imaita?
You're different, aren't you, Takuzawa-san?
I've never been told that I'm like "under the bridge."
Where were you born?
Japan.
You were born in Japan?
I was born in Tokyo.
Don't you think you're a little rich?
Not at all.
How about you, Imaita?
Um... I'm a low-class person.
Low-class?
You're not low-class.
If you're low-class, you'll look like that.
If you're low-class, you'll look like this.
Well, you're right.
You're definitely from a rich family.
You're like powder I picked up in a round shape.
Even in 2016, the first place goes to "under the bridge" theory!
So, we'll conduct a city survey and announce the ranking.
5th place is...
Can you tell us when you started dancing?
I started dancing in Gacha-gacha.
5th place is...
I started dancing in Gacha-gacha when I was little.
4th place is...
When I went to the bathroom, it came out of my ass.
Come to think of it, it came out of my buttocks when I had my ass cut off.
4th place is...
It came out of my buttocks.
My brother said it came out of his intestines when I had my buttocks cut off.
Intestines?
So my brothers got mad at me.
3rd place is...
My brother said it came out of my ass.
Ass?
It came out of my ass.
When I took it out of my ass, it came out of my ass.
My brother said it came out of my ass.
I was surprised when I was little.
3rd place is...
It came out of my ass.
I got into the top 3 and suddenly my lie became reality.
2nd place is...
There is a river next to my house in Niigata.
My brother said it came out of the river.
Did he say it came out of the river?
No.
He said it came out of the Tama River.
He said it came out of the Yamazaki River in his neighborhood.
2nd place is...
He said it came out of the river.
And 1st place is...
He said it came out of under my feet.
He said it came out of under his feet.
1st place is...
He said it came out of under his feet.
With overwhelming votes, under his feet won 1st place in 2016 as well.
By the way, let's ask foreigners.
In Japan, parents sometimes say "You are not my son. Where did you pick him up?"
Is it also in India?
Yes. In India's famous Ganges river.
Yes.
Where did you pick him up?
In India.
Even more...
Yes, it is.
My hometown is Sanfarsini city.
But when I go to the countryside, I sometimes hear "I picked him up in Amazon river."
I sometimes hear "I picked you up in Sahara desert."
Why was he picked up in the Ganges river? It happens a lot, doesn't it?
Even in foreign countries, mountains and rivers are still popular.
Moreover, each country's representative noun was chosen as a point of children's play.
And now, we will introduce opinions of a minority group that only received one vote.
It is quite cruel, isn't it?
I came from Bakkai.
What?
I came from Bakkai.
Dyson's powerful suction power.
The new Dyson V6 cordless cleaner definitely sucks out the dust better than any other vacuum cleaner.
And the new Dyson V6 cordless cleaner is the only cordless cleaner that can trap 99.97% of fine particles up to 0.3 microns sucked in.
It produces cleaner air than room air.
Aliel, the electronics scientist.
In fact, there are mold and smell bacteria in the laundry layer.
That's where Ariel comes in.
While preventing mold, you can completely prevent it with 50 times higher gold.
It's Ariel, isn't it?
Shining Battle!
Virgin Hair's middle school student and actress Ayase Haruka who repeats perms and colors.
Shining Battle with Funtime!
Are you shining as much?
What's wrong with the other one?
She's got fever.
She seems to have an idea.
Please!
We don't need members anymore!
Great!
They're really promisers!
I've prepared your part, too.
What?
It's promise!
You picked up the powder-like story.
From now on, we'll introduce minority opinions that only one vote could enter.
Well, I was wrapped up in a blue sheet under the river.
Now that I think of it, it's pretty serious, isn't it?
That past is also serious.
You're a kid that Kappa-san brought you like this from the swamp.
So, Kappa-san will definitely let you go.
The swamp is scary!
The swamp is scary, Kappa!
I was told that I picked it up from Kamen Rider's shocker.
I've always believed it.
When I was in middle school, I realized it when I was in third grade.
I'm really stupid.
I really thought it was there.
You're a bad guy.
Meanwhile, these suspicious trio are...
What kind of people are you?
I'm from the underworld.
What?
I'm from the underworld.
You're from the underworld?
That's right.
I'm the underworld prince.
And I'm the underworld's servant.
I see.
And my real self is...
What?
My real self is...
Your real self?
My real self.
Your real self?
My real self is Karl.
Karl.
That's right.
And I'm here to play in the human world.
I see.
That's right.
And what's your name?
My name is Yussel Bibit Azzazel.
What?
Yussel Bibit Azzazel.
Yussel Bibit Azzazel?
Yussel...
Bibit...
Azzazel.
Azzazel?
Yes, Azzazel.
Has your parents ever told you that you were abandoned?
No, because I'm a good boy.
No.
Cut it out!
That's a long shot.
And...
Has your parents ever told you that you were abandoned?
My father...
He was really abandoned by Tenryu River.
My father...
Really?
Yes.
Your father was really abandoned?
Yes.
So...
Is it true that you were picked up in the past?
The editing is weird.
It's fine if you were picked up under a bridge, right?
Yes, it's fine like that.
Or if you were picked up in the middle of the underworld.
But I'm a strong kid.
I don't have the courage to say, "You're the one who picked me up!"
Yes!
Yes, I know.
Right?
I've been told this too.
I've been told that I was picked up under a bridge in Kyoto.
But I've never told my own child about it.
Even if you did say it...
No one would believe you.
When I was a kid, I was told about it.
But I was like, "Hmm... What?"
So I don't know what you're talking about.
Here's the next theory.
Takizawa-san, what is February's big event?
Is it Valentine's Day?
Get out of Japan, you idiots!
What's with Valentine's Day?
There are many important things in Japan.
Memorial Day!
What's with you?
I don't know what to do!
Here's another theory.
It's more important than Valentine's Day.
Pay attention!
You don't know the theory?
March 3rd is...
Scary, scary, scary!
February 8th!
That's yesterday's festival.
Oh, I'm sorry.
February 3rd.
Don't you eat "futomaki" with "eho" on it?
"Futomaki" with "eho" on it?
You eat "futomaki" with "eho" on it?
Speaking of "futomaki" and "eho", we have "oni".
We have a theory about "oni".
Here's the theory.
If "oni" and "eho" were one or two, "eho" would be the main theory!
This is difficult.
Matsumoto-san, what do you think?
Speaking of "eho", there are quite a few in Japan.
Speaking of "oni", I think there's only one.
Matsumoto-san thinks there's only one.
One is like a child's "oni".
When his wife is angry, his wife says "this is it", but she doesn't say "this is it".
It's true, it's true.
It's true.
I don't know.
After this, an unexpected development in "oni" horns and colors...
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Can you do it?
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That's not it...
Oh?
I'll take this.
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If there are one and two "oninotsu" (demon's horns), two will verify mainstream theory.
This time, survey starts from the front.
First of all, when we interviewed this festival gangdomya...
There were two of them.
Furthermore...
Red "oninotsu".
There are two "oninotsu", right?
Yes, that's right. We sell two "oninotsu".
This is good one. This is dark one.
Five "oninots", OK?
Yes.
Dark "oninots", OK?
As expected, only two "oninots" are sold.
However...
One "oninot" that we found is...
One "oninot" is...
Blue "oninot".
For some reason, only one "oninot" is red "oninot".
When we classified "oninot" that we surveyed this time...
As you can see, two red "oninots" are sold out.
That number is about five times of blue "oninot".
When we found one "oninot"...
For some reason, we found that red "oninot" is less than blue "oninot".
By the way, inside of "oninot"...
There is a "twitchy" blue "oninot" called "zero "oninot".
What is this?
What's up?
As expected, there were two "oninot" sold out.
However...
We couldn't find a reason or conclusion about this...
So we sent you this video.
This staff is weird.
What was the reason for this? Cut it out!
But it's a good result.
Red Japan has two ARCs in everyone's image.
Well, I guess so.
What a sad tag line.
Is it Valentine's Day?
You guys are freemasons, aren't you?!
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You guys are freemasons, aren't you?!
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You guys should go.
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