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Thank you for coming on Wednesday's "Downtown"
The first presenter is this person, please come in!
Yes, Harrisonbo!
Nice to meet you!
Yes, this is the theory we brought this time!
Old nicknames - "merciless theory"
Yes
What does it mean?
I think kids these days are more protective of their faces
So there aren't many nicknames
For example, "Watanabe" means "pot"
It's not that common
By the way, what kind of nickname do you have?
When I was in 4th grade, I was called "pig"
You're merciless!
I'm merciless!
Then my teacher realized it and held a class meeting
And said, "Kondo-san is not a pig, he is a human being"
This is pretty strict
Yes, it is
Do you have one?
When I was in middle school, there was a place called "piroti" at school
I didn't have any friends to talk to during breaks, so I was always at "piroti"
Then my teacher realized I was part of "piroti" and called me "piroti"
When we were kids, 20 years ago, we weren't this merciless
Now, 50 or 60 years ago, we weren't this merciless
I see
By the way, what kind of nicknames did you have in the past?
For me, my name is "AI" and it's pretty common, so I was called "AI-chan"
For my close friends, they called me "APPY"
It's a pretty common nickname
You're merciless, aren't you?
You're merciless!
It's "APPY"
You're merciless!
I have a friend who has a strong nickname
She's called "Appy"
"Appy"?
That's pretty common
You're really merciless, aren't you?
You're merciless!
When you're in middle school, you study "Appy" in your textbook, right?
At that time, you looked exactly like that girl in the picture
You're merciless!
"Appy", "Appy"
"Downtown" is a place where you can't go anywhere
You're a big shot
Are you kidding me? What do you mean you can't go anywhere?
No, no, you're wrong
It's "Matsun", "Matsun"
"Matsun", "Matsun"
"Matsun" and "Hamachon" are different
Hamachon
But, well, I guess you can't broadcast it
What do you mean?
You can't just say "****"
I'm sorry, but you're merciless
You're merciless, aren't you?
It's not "****"
After this, they thoroughly investigate the merciless nickname of the elderly
Furthermore...
With the tempo of "Sushi Kuirei", can they eat sushi as the lyrics say?
You can't eat it!
And...
They carefully listen to "Body Blow" little by little
Scatman verifies impossible theory of karaoke 100 points
Old nickname "mercy theory"
So this time, we investigate old nicknames of workers at streetlights and old people's homes
First of all...
We are investigating about nicknames you are called
What? "Kadam"?
Adana
"Adama"?
"Adana", "Adana"
"Adana"?
Adana
For example...
"Adana" is...
"Aachan" is...
"Aachan"?
Yes, "aachan"
Why is that?
Tell me
Why is that?
Because I hear it every year
I really like it
I hear it every five years
So, you were called "aachan" because...
What?
You were called "aachan" because...
Yes
When did you call "aachan" at that time?
What?
When did you call "aachan" at that time?
What?
You called "aachan" at that time...
When you were a kid?
After...
I don't remember...
I only called "aachan"
When did you call "aachan" at that time?
I said, when?!
Let's get back on track...
And look at this tall guy...
He's been looking up what he's been called "adara"
The name below says "dai" and "masaru" but...
I've been called "daiben" before...
I see... "daiben"
He's been looking up what he's been called "adara"
I'm called "mikami" but...
I'm also called "shinigami"
shinigami
Were you called "adara" in the past?
Yes, I was.
What were you called?
I'm too embarrassed to say it myself...
This year's "itiko"
Because my face looks like a monkey...
eteko
I was called "itiko" and "yamazaru"
I'm too embarrassed to say it myself...
You saw yourself in the mirror, didn't you?
Because you look like a monkey...
She was convinced...
You weren't called "adara" by your father...
But you were called "adara" by people around you...
That's a long time ago story...
There was "souza"
souza
"souza" is...
If you say it in the past...
It's like...
souza
No, no...
There was "souza" in the past...
No, no, no...
Don't say it!
"souza" means "landlord" in children's nickname...
There was a little teacher, but I was told that I was extremely small, so I won't say it.
Did you have a nickname?
My nickname is "gold one-way", but I was called "gold something", so I was called "gold ball".
Didn't you hate it?
I may not like it in my heart, but in the past it was commonplace.
At that time, this nickname was commonplace.
After all, the old nickname didn't seem to have mercy.
"oshanguri" means "shaking chin".
"oshanguri" means "shaking chin", doesn't it?
I was called "zeppeki".
zeppeki
It's still black now, but I was always called "gold ball".
gold ball
What did you call me?
koppepan
Stop it!
It's black now.
Have you ever been called "Indian"?
Indian
The nicknames she made up are all straightforward.
In addition, she has her own way of giving nicknames.
In the military, in the Taiwan military, there are various departments in the Taiwan military command.
I was in the medical department in the military medical department.
I worked in the medical department.
Such a nickname during military duty.
At that time, a little old commander called me "pigeon poppo".
I thought why.
I have a face like a pigeon has eaten beans.
But I can't complain about being an old commander.
I thought "Damn it!".
You are a pigeon poppo from now on
It's an absolute commander's order.
I would like you to tell me your old nickname.
It's "Ninomiya Kinjirou".
"Ninomiya Kinjirou".
It's a little similar.
I thought it was a common nickname "Ninomiya-san".
Because when I study, I always put my life saver here and study while eating rice.
I did like this.
It's a serious boy "Ninomiya Kinjirou".
You were studying while helping fire.
My mother died on December 10, 1916.
Everyone was born after the age of five.
Only those who didn't go up to elementary school were five.
I did all the chores.
I raised all my siblings.
Could you tell me about your old nicknames?
I'm a farmer.
I have two horses and two cows.
I have dozens of chickens,
three cats, three dogs,
one monkey, one squirrel, one rabbit and five or six rabbits.
There were too many animals that ordinary farmers don't have,
and I used to play with them.
And your nickname is...
Director.
That's a good one!
I was called "Director of the North Farmers Association".
Director?
My father was called "A-chan".
Do you have any weird nicknames around you?
Huh?
Do you have any weird nicknames around you?
Well...
"Bad boy" and "Actor Bad boy".
So, in the old days, nicknames didn't have mercy.
A-chan's father was also merciless.
I can't believe it.
He's merciless.
I wonder if it will be like that in our age.
His nickname is merciless, but his editing is merciless, too.
To be honest, I don't know how much we can support him.
Even if it's a nickname, is it bad?
Is it bad?
Isn't it okay?
If it's a nickname...
No one will feel bad about it, right?
As long as you accept it.
But you can't say it on TV, can you?
I don't watch TV.
I don't know.
The next presenter is this person. Please come in!
Please introduce yourself!
Thank you for having me.
Wow, I've only seen Mazamaster.
What is it?
It's like an old man's umbrella.
What is it like?
It's like an old man's umbrella.
The rugged one?
Yes.
It's like that, isn't it?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like an old man's picture.
An old man's picture...
First of all, please listen to this song.
I want to hear it.
The tempo is good.
This is Sushi-Kuinei of the Shimugaki band.
You know about it, don't you?
We know about it.
This is Sushi-Kuinei that everyone knows about.
The theory I have for you is...
Sushi-Kuinei.
It is impossible to eat Sushi at the tempo of a song.
No, no, no.
There is no doubt about it.
The word "tempo of a song" is...
For example, tuna...
Yes, yes.
Is it "chu-toro-kohada-aji"?
Yes, yes.
We eat Sushi-Kuinei at the tempo of a song.
It is impossible.
Yes, it is.
"Toro" is "chu-toro-kohada-aji".
Hey, welcome!
You should have said "sankan" here.
"Toro" is "chu-toro-kohada-aji".
Hey, welcome!
This is "sankan".
"Sankan" again?
It is impossible.
"Anago", "ama", "ebi"
There are four of them.
It is impossible.
Yes, it is.
It is a crazy song.
We eat Sushi-Kuinei at the tempo of a song.
It is impossible.
It is an impossible song. It is impossible anyway.
This is not a radio gymnastics.
I don't think it is good to lie like this.
This speed.
If we can sing like a radio gymnastics, can we eat Sushi-Kuinei at this speed?
Of course we can't eat it.
The melody after that is "Sushi-Kuinei-I can't eat it!".
It would be great if we could eat it.
If we could eat it, it would be great.
Sushi Kui-ne
With the tempo of the song, verify the impossibility of "sushi kui-ne" according to the lyrics.
Therefore, this time we asked for cooperation from this "kaiten-zushi" store.
With the skill of a drum master, verify whether you can eat up all the lyrics of "sushi kui-ne" one after another.
If you leave the restricted area, you will immediately fail at that point.
First of all, this person will try it for fun.
Hello, I'm Fukun.
Toshikawa Toshikawa, a former Shibuya trainee.
No, I can't do it.
If he is the one who made "Sushi Kui-ne",
some kind of power may work.
I've eaten sushi in order as the lyrics say.
But it's a rap song, so it's fast, right?
That's right.
So it's a corner line whether you can make it in time or not.
Can he complete it in "Sushi Kui-ne" tempo?
How many times can you do it?
It's fast.
It's fast!
Not yet.
Can you do it?
I'll do it.
"Koro" is "kora" in Chinese.
You can't do it!
You can't do it at all!
You can't do it.
It's too fast.
You can do it if you have three people.
Oh, multiple people.
No, no, no.
But if you have three people...
No, it's impossible for an ordinary person.
No, it's impossible.
Now, the real thing begins.
The first challenger is...
Who is it?
There he is!
It's Aganishi.
Yes, hello.
He's a professional wrestler, Aganishi Manabu.
Recently, he's been eating a lot of breakfast on Twitter.
He'll challenge "Sushi Kui-ne" strategy.
I heard it's really fun.
If you say "sushi" when you eat a lot of food, you can eat about 200 cans of sushi.
I'm looking forward to it.
I do a lot of this kind of work now.
I'm getting used to it.
I think it's light.
From now on, only those who have cleared "Osakana Tengoku" can challenge "Sushi Kui-ne" strategy.
Can heavyweight wrestler Aganishi clear "Osakana Tengoku" strategy?
He came.
Great.
Awesome.
Nice pace.
Good job.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
You can do it!
You can do it, you can do it!
When I'm full, I can't swallow the rest of the food.
I can't do it.
It was good on the way, wasn't it?
Do you want me to serve you fish?
Meanwhile, sushi is overflowing from his mouth, and he eats four fish in a row.
It's like a fish market, isn't it?
How about a food fighter who makes big eaters his main occupation?
However, this time, big eater Shirota will not give up because of his physical condition.
Don't show me that picture!
Therefore, we will offer this food fighter to the strongest members of the world's biggest eating competition in Japan.
The first food fighter to challenge is...
She is amazing.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
She won three times in the first big eating competition.
She is also known as "the witch's secret weapon".
She is also known as "the strongest female food fighter".
She is Hatsuyo Sugawara.
Are you confident in eating this?
Not at all.
Are you okay with it?
I have been doing this for three years.
I have a big gap with people under two years of age.
I don't think it's enough for me.
With the speed she trained at Wanko Soba restaurant,
she will challenge "fish heaven" for the first stage.
Can you do it?
Fish heaven?
Can you do it?
This way.
It's easy.
She is happy.
This way.
She will do a kiss.
It's fast.
She did it.
It's "fish"
No one can do this.
But you did it at a good pace.
I don't know if I can do it.
It's difficult and I don't think anyone can do it.
The legend of the big eater world is also in the rust.
She didn't make it to the sushi eating day.
I only eat fish tatami.
The next challenger is the young queen of the big eater world, MOE NO AZUKI, who follows GYARUSONE.
She is cute.
Can you do it?
Do you have the courage to say that?
Can you do it with both hands?
I think it's a strategy of pouring in.
I think it's a good strategy.
I see.
I don't think anyone can do it.
The tatami mat is here.
I will do it from here.
That's good.
It's hot.
Take it out of the tatami.
I'm glad you did it with both hands.
I wanted you to do it with both hands.
I'm glad you did it with both hands.
The representatives of the big eater world also failed.
They are stuck in fish hell and can't even challenge sushi eating day.
And in the last place of the big eater world is MAX SUZUKI.
He ate 200 pieces of sushi in 30 minutes and broke SHIROTA's record.
Did you beat SHIROTA?
I broke my record in my debut match and my record in that restaurant.
The mysterious king is stuck in fish heaven.
You can do it.
You can do it Max.
- You still got it! - Oh, I'm good.
- You can do it, you can do it! - Just one more time, just one more!
- Fish, fish, fish - Hurry up!
- Fish - Oh, you're fast!
- You're so good! - They've succeeded in their second run as well.
- There are only two more runs left. - I think we can do it!
- This is only one run, right? - Yeah, it is.
- You got it, you got it! - Oh, I did it.
Ah, this part is scary.
Is it over?
Max Suzuki has finally completed his first master stage.
That's amazing, Sushikuinei!
I think it's a pretty tough challenge.
It's finally time for Level 2, Sushikuinei, to challenge himself.
But Sushikuinei's speed is different!
His speed is different!
This is it!
Will he be okay?
He's riding it!
What are you doing, Goro?
Goro is riding a scooter!
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I can't breathe!
Finally, the hero, Max Suzuki, who conquered the fish heaven,
carries the expectations of the studio, which always shows excitement,
and challenges the rough and rough sushi eater!
Sushi eater!
His speed is different!
This is...
Will he be okay?
He's riding it!
Will he be okay?
Goro is riding a scooter!
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I can't breathe!
He still can't do it.
After that, he tries riding it again.
With both hands!
Sushi eater!
He's riding it!
That's how it is.
Eating sushi in a sushi restaurant is like eating a crab.
It's like a crab!
You can't eat it with tea in the beginning!
It's impossible!
You can't eat it with tea in the beginning!
It's about 3 minutes long.
You have to go through 50 volumes.
It's impossible without 4 volumes.
I don't know if I'm wrong.
I don't know if I'm sick.
It's difficult to do it alone.
It's like doubles.
If you do it together, you can do it.
I want to do it with Mokkun and Yakkun.
That's perfect.
I want you to put in a hook.
I shouldn't have done it earlier.
You don't have much drawing power.
I don't have drawing power.
You were eating sushi.
You have enough drawing power.
It's enough.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's theory corner.
Tonight's presenter is...
Mr. K.T. Pepper!
Nice to meet you.
Is it okay? Is it your first time?
It's my first time.
Do you feel like you can do it?
I'm confused.
It's close.
Is it close?
It's not that close.
It's close.
Suddenly, do you know what kind of boxing punches there are?
Jab, straight, hook, upper, body blow.
It's a body blow.
What kind of body blow do you think it is?
It doesn't fall down in one blow.
It works slowly.
That's right.
It works slowly.
This is the theory we brought.
"Body wash doesn't work slowly" theory.
What is this?
"Doesn't work slowly" theory.
There is no such thing.
I have an image that it will get worse later.
I also think that it comes slowly with attacks in the first place.
I don't think there is anything other than poison.
I have an image that poison works slowly.
Poison?
It doesn't work slowly with low attacks.
I see.
Poison doesn't work slowly, does it?
Fuwazon.
No, there is no such thing.
Poison.
Fuwazon is perfume.
What's wrong with you?
Are you okay?
Are you surprised?
Sorry.
"Body wash doesn't work slowly" theory.
This time, we asked the entertainers to come up with some ideas.
If they said "Body wash doesn't work slowly",
we would check if body wash works slowly.
And, the one who will give us a safe and accurate body wash is...
Former WBC world heavyweight champion, Yasuei Yakushiji.
He will eat Yakushiji's flashy and safe body.
Here is the first target.
Tomiya.
We will ask you some questions in advance.
For example, if you say "dried plums", will it be sour?
Please answer and tell us how you think about it.
Let's go.
Curry?
Curry. Spicy.
Antonio Inoki?
He has a chin.
Hayashia Paper?
Hayashia Paper is pink.
Hamada Masato?
Violet.
Matsumoto Hitoshi?
Muki Muki.
Awagasaki?
Let's Ask La Kankyou.
Yaruki Genki?
Iwaki.
Ebi?
Puri Puri.
The texture is amazing. Puri Puri.
He was punished for Ebi and Puri Puri before, but he hasn't changed at all.
Tommy doesn't even know that it's Wednesday's downtown.
Speaking of boxing...
Well, Tatsuyoshi Joichiro-san.
Why do you keep saying that?
Moving on to the next question...
Speaking of body blows...
Slowly...
It works.
And so...
Speaking of boxing...
Tatsuyoshi.
No, no, no.
What is it?
A comedian named "body blow works slowly"
will experience if his image is true or not.
No!
Oh, it hurts!
He's holding his breath!
It's terrible!
Slowly...
It works.
That was pretty good!
Has it been working as expected?
This is bad.
Is it working slowly?
Immediately... It worked immediately.
As expected, it didn't work slowly. It worked immediately.
That's right.
Then, how about this comedian with a good physique, not a weak comedian?
Matenro & Anthony.
First of all, let's look at the survey.
Speaking of Daikan-yama...
It's stylish.
I feel like it's light.
No, it's fine.
Is it okay? Is it sweet?
Yes.
Speaking of Inaba...
Even if a hundred people ride it, it's fine.
Speaking of Milky...
It's mom's taste.
Speaking of Kappa Ebisen...
I can't stop it. I can't stop it.
Speaking of body blow...
It works slowly.
That means...
Let's stop it.
Why?
Speaking of body blow...
Does it hurt little by little?
It doesn't hurt little by little at all.
It hurts normally.
Even for good-looking Anthony,
he is still down with one blow.
Then, why is the expression "hurt little by little" used even though it works with one blow?
Even a sports doctor who has examined many martial artists
asked Dr. Sugimoto about it.
There are two kinds of body blow.
Body blow that works in an instant
and body blow that takes away the power of the body
every time you do it over and over again.
On the human body, there is the left arm,
which is the digestive system.
On the right side, there are the liver, gallbladder, and so on.
Even among them, if you hit the liver on the right side,
the amount of blood that goes to the liver increases at once.
Because blood goes to the liver,
something like muscle depletion occurs in the whole body.
This is what works little by little.
If you want to make it work little by little,
the liver is here.
Hit it from below like this.
Hit it at an angle of about 45 degrees from below.
This is what works the most.
So, he decided to aim at the liver and re-examined it.
In addition, just in case, the target is this man.
If Bobby has the face of a fighter,
he shouldn't collapse in one blow.
Will his body blow work little by little this time?
If I hit this man's lever, will it work little by little?
Once again, from the thought quiz.
Speaking of banana...
Gorilla?
Speaking of Iroguro...
Murakami Rikako.
Speaking of body blow...
Little by little, it works.
It works! It works!
It's amazing!
Hark! Hark!
It's amazing!
What is this?
As such, body blows don't work slowly, so please be careful.
They don't work slowly at all.
They were all shocked.
But what about that? If they were professionals...
That's right! If they were professionals...
I wanted to see it like that.
Or if they were comedians...
Comedians?
Both of you?
Both of us are ordinary comedians.
Nana-san, are you confident?
In enduring?
No, I'm not confident in enduring.
So the reason I brought up this theory is...
Because I'll get hit right away.
Yes, I'm not confident.
What's wrong?
You don't feel well?
I don't feel well, but...
If I act like this, you'll get angry.
No, I'm not angry at all.
No, why?
No, it's like...
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
You're acting weird.
But in the end...
What I want to say is...
Your body language doesn't work for you anymore.
I think we were able to verify that.
Yes, that's right.
Well, but...
It's like...
My body language is starting to work for me now.
He said it.
Moving on...
I brought up a theory about a song.
First of all, please listen to this.
Ah, it's nostalgic.
Yes, "scatman".
It's like this.
It sold well, didn't it?
Yes, it did!
This is the representative song of Scatman John, Scatman.
This time, we have a theory about Scatman.
Here it is.
It's impossible to get 100 points in Karaoke with Scatman
This is a theory that is absolutely impossible.
It's difficult.
There is no one who can sing the first fast part.
And it's absolutely impossible to get 100 points.
Is "asoko" also perfect English?
You can sing "pi-pa-pa-pa-ra-pon".
"Asoko" is English?
What language is it?
It's "scat", isn't it?
Oh, I see.
It's "scat" like "scat" at dawn.
Is "asoko" also impossible to get 100 points?
That's right.
Let's verify the impossibility theory of getting 100 points in Karaoke with Scatman.
Certainly, Scatman, the representative song of Scatman John, has an average score of 73 points and above.
Is it possible to get 100 points with this song?
All Japan Scatman Championship 2016
The first challenger is...
Hasegawa Kumamoto.
Although he is an entertainer, his singing ability is excellent enough to win the Japanese Record Award for Special Award.
Can you play the guitar?
You will get 100 points for the song "scatman".
Have you ever sung it?
No, I haven't.
Is there anyone who sings it?
First of all, we asked him about it and asked him to remember the song.
It's difficult.
Singer, entertainer Hasegawa Kumamoto's challenge.
scatman
It's a good song.
Hasegawa eats up "scatman" more than he expected with his singing ability.
It's hard.
It's a miracle.
What is his score?
I'm shocked.
I usually give scores.
This is the first time I gave a score of 70.
Is it because of his quick tongue?
Even Hasegawa gave scores of 70.
Is his tongue used to quick tongue?
I'm giving scores.
This is the first time I gave a score of 70.
Cola, cola, nama, nama, nama, nama, nama, nama, nama, nama...
Enough.
What did you put in there?
This is going to work.
If Muramoto is a fast-talking woman rusher,
can he get 100 points in karaoke with "scatman"?
There is no problem with singing ability.
scatman
He said he was bad at singing before fast-talking.
scatman
There is no problem with singing ability.
I'm sorry for taking over your work.
I think it will work out if I say it.
I'm sorry.
How about putting "weight" in English, not "fast- talking"?
Good morning.
He is a good singer.
He got 99 points in "greatest love of all" by whitney.
And he doesn't sing along.
That's his weakness.
Can he get 100 points if he sings along?
I don't know.
Wow!
I can't hear it at all.
Wow!
She can sing and speak fast.
And she can rap, too.
Wow!
I can't expect it.
Wow!
What is her score?
Wow!
I can't expect it.
Wow!
I can't believe it.
I've never got such a low score.
Even if I sing a song I don't know, I can get about 80 points.
Scatman is more difficult than a song you don't know.
How about this person?
Wow!
I can't believe it.
Scatman can't even get 80 points.
How about this person?
He passed!
No way!
Otomo-bushi!
Otomo-san!
TEGAMU!
Otomo-bushi!
The theory is that you can get 100 points with this song.
You can do it!
Really?
Is it possible to say "Otomo-bushi" with such a fast song like this?
You can't say like that.
You can do it!
Otomo-bushi is confident.
Can he get 100 points with this song?
You can't get 100 points with this song.
Otomo-bushi has gone bankrupt.
Can Otomo-bushi get 100 points with this song?
It was impossible for Otomo-bushi to get 100 points with this song.
It was also impossible for Otomo-bushi to get 100 points with this song.
Even people in their 80s can't do it.
Ririko-san, you were so good at it in 1977 or something like that.
Even if you did it that well...
Otomo-san, you said "no way" when you said it.
No way, no way, really.
I was wondering if you could aim for it.
They come out and give it to me.
That's right, that's right.
Do they live nearby?
They give it to me like that.
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Who is the singer who brought the title to the chorus?
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