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It's started, Wednesday's Dantan. Everyone, please take care of me.
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Well, let's go. First of all, the first presenter is this person. Please!
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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm the kind of person who can't be a presenter.
I thought I'd do it for the first time in my life.
I sometimes put a hot pot under my head.
Do you put a hot pot under your head? Is it only here?
After eating under the light, this is stress.
(Laughter)
Well, this time...
This time...
I'm sorry.
This time...
This is the topic I brought this time!
The most pranked person in 2015 is me!
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No, last year, I definitely thought I was number one.
Was it that much?
Yes, well...
Was it?
It was, it was.
Really?
At least once a month...
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I've been pranked. More than once a month.
Is it that much?
So there are months when it's not once a month. In short, it's more than once a month.
I know.
(Laughter)
I know!
(Laughter)
Especially, there are more special episodes.
Really?
I knew it!
There aren't many regular pranks.
Regular pranks are...
You know, right?
Sin?
How do you say it?
You know, right?
(Laughter)
I know, right?
(Laughter)
In 2015, the most pranked person is me!
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In a show aired in 2015, they investigated entertainers who became targets of pranks.
They collected those numbers and created a ranking.
In 2015, a prank was set up for a celebrity ranking.
First, in 10th place, three celebrities ranked in the same number.
It's a number, you know.
Kano Eiko...
Rochi Nakaoka...
Okazu Club Okarina...
Six times.
I see.
And...
Once every two months.
In 7th place, Jungle Pocket Saito and Kaneda Tomoko ranked in the same number seven times.
Next, in 5th place, two celebrities ranked in the same number nine times.
It's the worst.
That's right.
Anyway, bright Yasuda...
In 5th place...
In 2015, a prank was set up for a celebrity ranking.
Soon, only the top three will remain.
Is Abareru really in first place?
In 3rd place...
Bright Yasuda...
In 10th place...
By the way, this program is not about pranks.
So we don't have a target this time.
In 2015, a prank was set up for a celebrity ranking.
Next, in 2nd place...
Abareru...
In 12th place...
Or in 2nd place...
Abareru's conclusion will be revealed.
Damn it!
So, in 1st place...
That man again this year.
Viking Kotouge A.J. in 16th place.
In 2015, a prank was set up for a Viking Kotouge.
What are you doing?
That's right! Number 2!
In the top 3, you always get caught!
Why?!
Why is that?!
Good morning!
Is the egg first or the chicken first?
Do you want me to peel it for you?
That's right!
Why is that?!
Top of the prank - peeling theory!
After this, in 2015, the prank king Kotouge...
...tries to break through the prank!
What a night!
Furthermore...
I'm not used to this!
The theory that there is no equal for arrogant saints!
The song they sing for their first show of the year at karaoke is...
"Finding Karen-san"?
Yes!
In addition to their documentary "Finding Chinmei- san"...
...they also have a special project for Kuro-chan!
In downtown...
It's December!
The staff immediately heads to Kotouge!
You're a king!
You're number one again this year!
Number one...
Are you serious?!
Yes!
I'll give you back the prank!
Are you serious?!
What?!
Yesterday...
...we also got pranked!
That's amazing!
There will be more pranks for me and Tomomi!
In 2014 and 2015...
...the prank king Kotouge also got pranked!
As expected...
Most of the pranks should have been caught by now!
And so...
I'd like to try it again on the show!
You'll do it again?!
Yes!
An emergency plan for two years in a row!
If Kotoge does five pranks in a week, will he notice all of them?!
A week's worth of pranks!
These are the five pranks Kishan will do this week.
During an interview for a magazine, Kishan has been eating all day.
His LINE stamps are selling like crazy.
His taxi stops when he sleeps.
His Tokyo Olympics countdown commercial is a lie.
His own car passes in front of him in Nagoya.
Kotoge's camera is off for a week.
Out of those, he'll do the five pranks he just did.
In a week's time, he'll have to guess which of them was a prank.
Will he be able to answer all of them correctly?!
Good morning.
Nice to meet you.
It's been a week.
Yes.
Are you confident?
I'm confident.
You are?
Yes.
Then, what is the first incident that you thought was a prank?
First of all, we received an interview from a cafe with TV Bros.
They kept asking us questions, and we kept eating while they were asking us questions.
The cameraman.
I'm sure it was a prank.
I see.
It's not a prank.
Oh, it's not?
We don't know anything about it.
Oh, I see.
What is it?
Is it an independent song?
It's funny.
First of all, there is a reporter who keeps eating.
He got it right.
What does Nishimura think?!
And during that time, he drinks a lot of water.
It's from TV Bros.
He does TV Bros. from midnight to the end of the match.
Yes.
It's 12 o'clock in the evening.
What does he drink?
Oh, I see.
He's a reporter.
Oh, Nishimura.
What does he drink?
He doesn't drink.
He's been doing that for a while now.
He drinks a lot of water.
Excuse me, can we have some water?
Are you okay?
At the end, the way you took the picture was terrible.
You just pressed it like "pepe".
I know what you mean.
I don't think it's me.
If it's not me, I'm a little scared.
I want you to open it.
I was told that I could make a stamp for my LINE account.
You know, there's a voice that comes out.
Because of that, you took my voice, didn't you?
In a recording room or something like that.
Thank you, photographer.
Thank you.
What day is it?
Thank you very much.
I received it.
Next is "What morning is it?"
What morning is it?
Continue.
What afternoon is it?
What night is it?
At first, it was like "What day is it?" or a little part of the story.
Like "Where is Panama?"
Ah, where is Panama?
It's a phrase I've said in a story before.
But in the middle of it, "What day is it?" came out.
What day is it?
I thought it was you, Mr. Shimura.
What day is it?
How do you say it?
Do you say it to Mr. Shimura or Mr. Sedon?
Or do you say it to Mr. Nantehida?
I say it to Mr. Nantehida.
What's wrong with you?!
At the end, it's a bang.
Thank you very much.
Could you say it to Mr. Shimura, too?
Are you kidding me?
What's wrong with you?!
Thank you very much.
You don't have to say it to me.
What's wrong with you?
No matter how you think about it, it's Mr. Shimura.
What's wrong with you?
I think it's a prank to make Mr. Shimura say this phrase.
As you can see, only Mr. Shimura's phrase is a prank.
He doesn't realize that the line stamps are fake.
I'm shocked.
Next, could you say it in Mr. Nantehida's version?
What's wrong with you?!
As you can see, it's a prank.
Thank you.
What's wrong with you?!
In addition to "what's wrong with you?", there are many phrases that have nothing to do with "kotouge".
Next, I'll say "chobiriba".
"chobiriba"!
Why?
Could you say it with a brighter voice?
Okay.
Here we go.
"chobiriba"!
"tehepero"!
Next one is "are you ready?"
are you ready?
Please do it like an adult.
are you ready?
I won't let you down like that!
Sink in the Tokyo Bay!
Furthermore, a stamp that is too difficult to use.
Hey, Nishimura! Nishimura!
When should I use it?
Shortcut - a funeral!
What kind of stamp is that?
Even though it's messed up, only Nishimura's style caught my attention.
As expected of Nishimura's style.
As for this one, I can say it's 100% a prank.
I usually ride an old American car, and it was driving in Nagoya.
I was surprised.
Hey!
I was waiting for a taxi on the road.
I thought, "Huh?" and got closer and closer.
"Isn't that my car?" I said.
An American-looking guy was wearing a cap and driving.
An old-fashioned foreign car that only exists in Japan.
It was correct to notice it right away.
That's amazing.
Did you bring it all the way to Nagoya?
I often go to music live performances.
In the culture of punk and rock live performances,
we lift up the audience and lift them up to the stage.
It's like making them dive in.
When I went to a music live performance,
about five or six people around me were lifted up.
I thought I'd be lifted up to the stage.
They suddenly let go of their hands and I fell down.
That was dangerous.
Did you hear it from your head?
It's real.
I took a taxi.
From my house to TBS, I took a taxi and went straight.
All the taxis I've taken so far go straight.
Of course, if you go straight, you'll get there.
The taxi I took the other day turned right for the first time.
I thought, "What?"
It was okay to take a taxi, but it was just a bad taxi.
So, he will announce the correct answer.
There are...
two correct answers.
After announcing the two correct answers,
he will reveal the other three answers.
There was one thing I regretted.
It was the Line stamp.
The line stamp itself was a lie.
Really? I told you before, didn't I?
The stamp will finally come out.
Jaberiban!
I want it to come out!
When I entered the recording booth, I was shown this illustration.
Yes, you were shown it.
It's "an" now, but I'd like you to show me "nante de hija" or "nante asa da" with the image of jogging.
When I saw it, I didn't think of anything else.
This...ah!
This is what I wore when I went to the gym.
Yes, just before the voice recording, he secretly filmed himself going to the gym before work.
The design of the stamp immediately reflected that look.
That's why you're wearing shoes.
Yes, this is what I wore when I went to the gym.
I wear shoes with my hands.
It's been a long time since he noticed such a big hint.
That's amazing!
And a surprise that he didn't suspect at all...
Until the Tokyo Olympics! Only 2015 days left!
There's still more! I think there's still more, but it'll come soon, right?!
The countdown commercial for the Tokyo Olympics.
This, too.
There was a hint that the number of days that are said to be said is much larger than that of the Olympics,
but he didn't notice it.
There isn't?!
2015...
Yes.
And one last thing, but...
There isn't anything at all.
A taxi...
It stops when you go to bed...
I don't like this!
He's looking at you!
Did you come at that time?
You didn't go...
No, no, before you came...
It's a little plain...
This is...
This is paradise...
It's a big scale...
And it's so comfortable...
A taxi where you can sleep and stay...
It's hell...
So, even in 2016, Goff-kiri-kai will continue the change of Kotouge.
But Abareru-kun is no good. He's taken by Kotouge.
That's right.
But Abareru-kun wants to be number one.
Well, it's not number two, it's number one.
If you say you want to be number one, you won't come, will you?
That's right.
You have to hate it a lot, don't you?
That's right.
You're like that, aren't you?
Ah, you like people who hate you the most.
That's right.
Wait, wait, isn't this also a prank that you don't do?
There's a surveillance camera! A normal camera!
There's a surveillance camera.
Thank you.
Yes!
Now, let's move on to our next presenter.
It's this person! Please come in!
Ah, it's you!
Happy-go-lucky Takeyama-kun!
Takeyama-yan.
How are you?
It's me, Takeyama-yan.
Everyone, especially Downtowner-san, do you remember this?
What is it?
I presented it before.
There's no such thing as a virgin on a surfer who's over 20 years old.
There is!
Do you remember it?
There is!
I did it about a year ago.
At the time, I discovered a 21-year-old virgin surfer.
There was one.
There was one, wasn't there?
That's right.
Even so, she came out here and there.
That's right.
She found a new star.
What happened to her?
That's right!
She brought the second virgin series.
It's this person!
There's no such thing as a virgin on a surfer who's over 20 years old.
There is!
That's right.
A long time ago, I went to a birthday party with Haru Ichiban-san.
And as soon as Haru Ichiban-san appeared, his gown was ripped apart.
Go away, pants!
Have you ever been to a birthday party like that?
My hometown was a little rough during the birthday party.
It's true that there were people who were already in their 20s.
Wow!
There were people like that.
And there were also people who brought their children to the birthday party.
They're yankies.
But it might not be like that.
I don't know if it's because they're yankies or because they're virgins.
I don't know about that.
Verifying the theory that virgins are not yankies for yankies.
So, this time, we investigated the yankies of North Kyushu City, which is known for having a lot of yankies every year.
Is it true that virgins are not yankies?
And there were people who were excited and didn't think they were yankies.
I don't think it's this year's video.
It's true.
I don't think there are yankies in this video.
Anyway, the interview began.
You're the best, number one!
Wow!
Wait a minute.
DBS, DBS.
Hurry up and take it.
Hurry up and take it!
It's for women only.
Hurry up and take it.
Are you going to take it?
It's okay.
Hurry up and take it.
Kogunshun, you're the best!
Kogunshun, what's going on?
It didn't feel like they understood each other, so they disbanded.
They called out to another group.
Hey, North Kyushu!
They disbanded again.
What did you say?
It didn't start.
What did you say?
No way!
Welcome, adults!
Let me interview you.
No problem. I'll answer seriously.
You are amazing.
I'm North Kyushu.
After announcing a little less excited adults, the interview finally starts.
You are all equal.
No, we are not.
Yes, we are.
You joined us on January 1st.
I'm also your favorite girlfriend.
Yes.
One and a half years later, you are 59 years old.
We are not equal.
That's not true!
We are equal because we are men.
You are equal.
In addition...
You are equal.
As expected, it's hard for a happy equal adult.
How many times have you been playing?
We are not equal.
However, in that midst...
You are not equal.
We don't have equal people like friends.
Sorry, I took it earlier too, but it came off.
Oh, it came off?
Yeah, it came off.
It turns out that his friend has a crazy virgin.
He does, he does.
Is that person really a virgin?
Virgin. I think he is a virgin.
Good, good, good.
Okay, if you find me, I'll follow you.
Okay.
Then, 10 minutes later with Matsuko...
What are you doing?
We've found a bride from Osaka.
Here you are.
Hello, I'm a bride.
I'm a bride.
But I haven't found a girlfriend yet.
You're from the same neighborhood and middle school, right?
You played baseball for a year in elementary school, didn't you?
Yes.
Are you kidding me?
I'm serious.
Are you serious?
No, I'm not.
He's just a bridegroom.
Don't say "just a bridegroom".
This program is brought to you by E&G and sponsored by someone.
What's wrong with the other one?
He's got a fever.
He has an idea.
Please!
We don't need any more members, do we?
Yes!
Great!
He's really a "promiser"!
I've prepared your part, too.
What?
Everyone is the star!
Go for it, family!
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TASTE THE FEELING
And that night...
- Are you a virgin? - Yes, I'm a virgin.
- Yes, I'm a virgin.
There are people who are just virgins...
...but you can't find the essential "virtuous virgins" anywhere.
But in the midst of all of this...
- Are you friends with any virgins? - Yes, we are.
- Really? - Yes.
- Shall we go? - Are you a virgin?
- Yes, I'm a virgin. Shall we go? - Shall we go?
- Yes. - Wait a minute.
Once again, they find someone who has friends who are virgins.
But...
...it's been a while since they've seen a classmate like that.
- That's right. - That's right.
Without expecting too much, they follow them...
- But in the midst of all of this... - Huh?
- It's like we're adults, but... - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
...is there anyone who's not a virgin?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Are you? - Yes.
- That's cute. - That's cute.
- Do you like that kind of thing? - Yes, I do.
- But... - We're virgins too.
- Do we give you a ride? - No, we're not.
- Do it properly. - Say it properly.
- Yes.
- For now, how old do you want to graduate? - How old do you want to graduate?
- Today? - Today?
- I'd like to graduate today. - With your spirit?
- Speak louder, speak louder! - I'd like to graduate today too!
- Yay! - It's like we're going on a trip or something.
And what's more...
I'm still getting married!
I'm looking for a girlfriend!
I'm too nice to girls.
I don't go out with girls for 3 months.
Let's go!
London is the best!
Thank you!
Your ideal is too high.
Maybe.
Look at this.
Surfer.
I saw it.
Really?
Yes.
I think I'm at the same level as him.
By the way, he is...
How are you doing?
Well...
Actually...
I graduated from the same school as you.
Congratulations!
Surfer.
Graduated from the same school as you.
Do you have any advice for surfers?
Well...
It's difficult.
So, we are looking for a surfer.
It's the worst.
It's really hard.
I didn't know about this.
I didn't think about it.
Did you meet a boy with a flag today?
Do you surf?
I think she has a foreign flag, but I don't think she can do it.
She is totally a fascist.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
Tonight's presenter is...
The strongest theorist in the world!
Nice to meet you!
So, where have you all been these years?
How about you, Mr. Hamada?
I've been in Japan for a year and a half.
I've been in Guam for about five days.
So you've been in Japan for a while.
How about you, Mr. Matsumoto?
I've been in Japan with you for a long time.
You should have told me!
Why didn't you tell me?
I've been to Australia.
You've been there, haven't you?
Yes.
This time, we have a theory about aging.
Here it is.
In karaoke boxes, the first customer to age is a song theory.
Oh, I see.
I see.
It's not like "oh, mom" all of a sudden.
Oh, mom
It's not like that.
Someone will definitely stop you.
You're older than me.
I'm older than you, but I like songs.
But it's not the first song.
It's a little up-tempo.
This time, I'm going to get closer and closer.
The staff is amazing, too.
I'd like you to see it.
Here you go.
The first customer to age in the karaoke box is a song theory.
So this time, we surveyed the age of the 28 rooms of the karaoke room in the city.
Wow, 28 rooms.
It's 10:30 p.m. and we're getting closer.
At each store, there are already customers trying to celebrate the new year at the karaoke shop.
It's New Year's Eve!
Yay!
Let's go!
We're friends.
But it's not over yet!
What?!
Not yet! I'll do it!
And finally...
One, two, three!
Two, three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Eleven!
Twelve!
Thirteen!
Fourteen!
Fifteen!
Sixteen!
As the new year approaches, every room is filled with excitement.
What kind of song will they sing for the first time in the new year?
Let's get excited!
First of all, these two men...
Put your phones in!
Wow, these two are amazing.
Personal observation.
Bump of Chicken's personal observation.
Well, it's not a crisis, is it?
It's exciting!
What are you doing with two men?
Even with only two men, Shinden chose an exciting song for the first time.
And...
Sakuranbo
I see.
While singing "mochikomi no hyoutetsu" song,
"sakuranbo" of Aibu Otsuka...
It's a very popular song.
"Akiobe" version.
It's a bit mysterious.
That's right.
The first song of the year is...
sora o miagete
"sora o miagete" of Aibu Otsuka
It's not mysterious.
"sora o miagete" of Aibu Otsuka
As expected, most people were singing exciting songs for the first time of the year.
However...
"sora o miagete" of Aibu Otsuka
It's amazing!
Wow!
She's good!
Why did she choose this song?
And why is she alone?
She's good!
Especially...
Happy New Year!
Oh, really?
I was so absorbed in it...
Happy New Year!
Are you alone?
Well, I have a partner...
But my partner is on "Countdown Live"...
Your partner is the same age as you!
And...
Happy New Year!
I'm Japanese, you know...
I sing this song every year.
I'll sing it again next year.
According to this survey,
about 70% of people chose "exciting" songs.
Then, what about nationwide?
According to "Communication Karaoke" survey,
the song that was sung in the first song of the year was...
I know it!
Change the pitch!
Can you do it?
So fast!
"Accom" has the shortest 30 minutes of judging.
The third round is...
"Accom" for the first time!
No...
(snap, snap, snap)
Oh?
I'll take this.
"Accom" credit card.
Applications are nationwide for "Accom".
Credit cards are...
Big hit!
Going to a convenience store with a rocket is bad for power consumption!
And it's ridiculously expensive!
After all it is a low power and low price mirrorless chair!
All right! Big hit! How about it!
What are you writing?
If you choose it properly, it's a mirrorless chair.
Exhibition marketing meeting is in progress!
Big hit!
You can't stop anywhere with this!
Is it better than a bike?
I can't beat my dad!
Appear in the break!
Let's use it in music! It's a break!
Exhibition marketing meeting is in progress!
It's gone!
What's wrong?
Cleaning... He gave it to me...
I can't get it out... It smells so much...
But...
Cleaning-class power!
Fabriz!
It was still there... Thank you!
FANTAISE! SHINING COMPETITION!
Virgin hair middle school students and...
Perms and colors repeatedly...
Actress Ayase Haruka!
FANTAISE! SHINING COMPETITION!
Are you shining in the same color?
FANTAISE!
All over Japan!
The first song sung in the new year!
Ranking!
First, third place is...
EXILE - Kimi ni Muchuu
Familiar with CM songs...
That dance is also popular...
This song is third place!
Next, second place is...
Christmas song (Christmas song)
Back number!
Christmas song!
The song that was also the theme song of "Getsuku"
Rock band back number's love song!
Is in second place!
And...
The song that was sung in the first episode of the new year!
First place is...
Third place is J.Soul Brothers' "Do You Say"
By the way, here is the ranking up to 10th place.
As expected, most of the songs are exciting.
In 8th place is...
4th place is...
So, because it's the new year, there are quite a few people singing this song in karaoke.
- Well, well, it's exciting, isn't it? - That's right.
- Well, if you're here, you can't laugh, but you can't watch it, can you? - That's right.
- That's right.
- Let's take it slow. - Well...
We've been abroad, too.
- Huh? - That's right.
Everyone, do you remember this theory we tested before? It's this one.
The theory that poops and dicks exist.
- In their names, right? - That's right. I think it's in their names.
- We searched all over Japan, but in the end, we couldn't find it. - It wasn't there.
- But, you know, in "destiny's luck" - It's different if you read it.
- That's right. You write "Unshi" (poop) but you also write "Tokiko" (time child)
And in "Chen-ri's little child" you write "Tide child"
- But you couldn't read it as it was. - That's right.
- Well, in that case, a follow-up to "Unko-san, Chin-ko-san"... - What?
- What?
- You can't read it? - You can't, can you?
- Well, we have some news. So we can look forward to it, right?
- That's right. - Well, let's have a look. Here you go. - Seriously?
- Last year, they searched for "Unko-san, Chin-ko-san" (poop and dick)
- The viewers who watched the show gave us this information.
- Looking at the old telephone book, we definitely found someone who looks like "Chinko" (dick)
- Really? - Thank you very much.
- Here is the number of the telephone book.
- What? - No way! It's "Katakana"
- It's "Chinko-san" (dick) for sure! - So it's like this...
- Anyway, let's call this number. - Call us!
- The number you have dialed is not available at the moment. - It's an old phone number.
However, it's not easy to give up such valuable information.
The staff of Yamagata prefecture, Shinjyo city, rely on the phone number of the city police station.
- Excuse me, we're from TVS TV. - Yes.
- We're looking for someone. - You have long hair.
- We're looking for someone named Hayasaka Chinko. - I'm not good at English.
- I don't know much about English. - Excuse me. - Yes.
- What's Hayasaka Chinko's name? - What's it like?
- I've never met her. - She's an elderly woman.
Even though it's a rare name, it's not easy to find.
However...
- Isn't that old woman Chinko? - Hayasaka Chinko?
- Hayasaka is in Tozawa village. - In Tozawa village? - Yes.
Apparently, the name "Hayasaka" is common in Tozawa village.
30 minutes' drive from Shinjyo station, to Tozawa village.
I heard that there is a man named Chinko Hayasaka in this area.
I heard it from a yakuba, but it's early.
There are many yakubas in this area.
Don't you know him?
I don't know him. I'm sorry.
Next, they ask a yakuba about his personal information.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
They come all the way to Yamagata relying on yakuba's personal information, but they can't get any more information.
Excuse me.
I'm from TBS TV.
Do you know a boy named Chinko Hayasaka?
I've never heard of Chinko Hayasaka.
Is Chinko Hayasaka really not in this village?
At that moment...
Mr. Chinko Hayasaka, aren't you from Mangara?
Yes, I am.
Where are you from?
Mr. Chinko.
Aren't you from Rikkyo?
Yes, I'm from Rikkyo.
They finally find someone who knows Chinko Hayasaka.
Really?
Yes.
You're wearing a furoshiki.
No, I'm not.
You're not walking, are you?
No, I'm not.
Chinko Hayasaka is wearing a furoshiki.
That's weird.
Furthermore...
Mr. Chinko, do you know Chinko Hayasaka?
Chinko Hayasaka?
Yes.
She's not Rikkyo's mother.
Really?
Chinko is Rikkyo's mother.
And finally...
I'm Chinko.
They find out Chinko's home address.
They also find out that Chinko is Chinko's master.
Chinko is a woman in her late 80s.
Because of her rare name, she is little known in the neighborhood.
Let's go and ask for her address.
Excuse me.
I'm from TBS TV in Tokyo.
Each person has their own service.
Can I talk to you for a moment?
Of course.
Go ahead.
People who want to consult.
People who want to think alone.
Each person gets an iPhone.
Smartphone site or exclusive contract room.
You can request a card at your own pace.
I'm alone because I can be with you anytime.
Everyone gets an iPhone.
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Excuse me.
This is from TBS TV in Tokyo.
Is this Ms. Hayasaka's house?
Yes, it is.
I'm looking for someone.
Is Ms. Hayasaka Chinko there?
She is my mother.
Is she your mother?
Yes, she is.
Finally, he found Ms. Chinko.
She is amazing.
But...
Do you live here now?
I live in a facility in Morocco now.
I see.
He has lived in a facility for a few years.
Moreover, he couldn't meet Ms. Chinko in person because of the wind.
Why?
I was looking for Ms. Chinko on TV.
First of all, thank you very much.
Thank you.
I'm a family member of a family.
I live in this village.
Ms. Chinko is my mother.
She is proud of me.
She is a proud mother of Ms. Chinko.
Hello, Ms. Chinko.
Why is your name Ms. Chinko?
I'm sorry, but I don't know.
I don't know, either.
His son didn't know about Ms. Chinko's origin.
At that time, in Yamagata, men were mainly called "henoko".
He didn't have a habit of calling her "Chinko", so his name wasn't recognized as a strange name in particular.
By the way, is Ms. Chinko doing well now?
She's doing well, yes.
It's a problem if you don't live long.
So, Ms. Chinko was doing well.
He did well.
That's amazing.
He did well.
I was worried about being rejected, but Ms. Chinko answered me comfortably.
You didn't have "henoko", did you?
That's right.
Ms. Chinko's information hasn't been released yet.
So, Ms. Chinko and Mr. Shogun were giving up.
If Ms. Chinko heard about it, Ms. Chinko would...
Ms. Chinko would also "henoko", right?
She would.
I'm sure of it.
I don't know about that, Ms. Chinko.
Ms. Chinko would "henoko".
Now, I'm sorry, but I'd like to move on to something more luxurious.
Seriously?
Please allow me to say one more thing.
Here it is.
Kuro-chan, your appearance on "tbs" has been confirmed and it's getting a lot of attention.
What do you mean, "getting attention"?
Right now on "tbs", Kuro-chan is appearing in a series of dramas asking people to "fall in love with me".
That's amazing!
It's a true story, but when it came out, Kuro-chan said, "no, this is definitely a prank.
Don't fall in love with me."
That's right.
This is "tbs" on Wednesdays.
That's right.
So, this time, on the first day of filming for Kuro-chan's drama,
the staff of "downtown" came to my house on Wednesday and, as usual, blindfolded me and said, "will you really come with me?"
Will you really come with me to the drama set?
What kind of prank is this?
The staff of "downtown" came to make Kuro-chan feel uncomfortable.
It's not even a prank.
I asked him out by email.
I proposed to him by email.
I even said hello to my parents by email.
I don't think I can do it.
I have my own way of using it!
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Kuro-chan.
Her appearance on TBS has been confirmed.
And she has proven that she can eat a lot of food.
I don't eat a lot of food.
And so...
On the first day of filming...
They visit Kuro-chan's house before filming starts.
That's right.
They look at the front door.
Kuro-chan.
I'll let you in.
Please.
Kuro-chan.
I'll let you in.
What?!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
Wait, today...
No, it can't be!
No, it can't be! I have important work to do!
Well, I don't know if I can disclose this information, but...
I'm going to be in a drama!
You have beautiful eyes.
Yes, I have.
I had a doctor's appointment and I'm going to start filming from today.
It's "crunk up".
"Crunk up"?
What are you talking about?
Let's go! What are you talking about?
No, it's not "crunk up". It's...
What? Is the drama a lie?
Oh, it's a lie!
As he thought, he misunderstood it.
Poor guy!
Why did you think it was a lie?
I thought it was a lie and I was so happy!
It's a lie, isn't it?
Yes.
Did you think it was a lie?
I didn't think it was a lie!
Oh, you didn't?
I didn't think it was a lie and I was so happy!
A car with a genuine Kuro-chan is not suitable for a drama like that.
What's going on?
Have you arrived?
Yes.
What are you going to do with your luggage?
What's in it?
A pilot or a script or something like that.
Oh, you have it. I'm glad you have it.
What?
I'm glad you have it.
It's a fake drama!
Do you have it?
Outside?
I feel sorry for you.
And...
Please take off your eye mask.
Can I take it off?
Yes.
Where?
Good morning.
The stand-by place is this way.
Good morning.
Is there a drama?
Wait, what's going on?
There is, right? Is there or not?
There really is a drama, so please start thinking of a stand-by.
Yes.
Really go inside.
Yes.
Ah, are you a little angry?
The drama in which such Kuro-chan really appears...
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After the date, I fell in love with her.
Every Tuesday at 10 p.m. on air.
Please watch it.
I can't choose!
Good morning.
Eh, banana...
Banana...
What are you holding in your right hand?
Mask.
Mask?
What's going on?
Which one is fun?
That's right!
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I could recognize the mask.
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Do you remember Chika-chan? She was the best in the class.
What are you laughing at?
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Wednesday's "Downtown" DVD, second volume, is in high demand!
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Next time...
How much does Akemi Matsuno believe in?
Will she answer anything and still end up being right?
Furthermore...
"If it were flesh, wouldn't it still have the effect of persuasion?" theory.
Can't you get Japanese persuasion?
If you use all seven words, the meaning of the story will change.
Also, Chang and Smo's "mix rule" battle!