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[The first presenter is...]
It's started! Please welcome the first presenter of the day!
Hello!
Let's go!
The first presenter is this person! Please come in!
Who is it?
Kendo Kobayashi!
Hello, Kobayashi-san!
Yes, everyone!
Yes!
You know the show called "Sasuke", right?
Yes, I do!
Sasuke...
Yes!
It's a show where people who are trained to the limit overcome obstacles!
I brought a theory about that show!
Really?
Here it is!
Sasuke! If you're a monkey, you can completely conquer!
What?!
Oh, you're a monkey!
Monkey?
Is it okay?
Is it okay, everyone?
No, I don't think it's always like that.
It's a show where people who are trained to the limit overcome obstacles!
That's "Sasuke", right?
And you might think...
There are people who are as athletic as monkeys!
I see...
There are people who are as athletic as monkeys!
Oh, you're a monkey, so you can't do it?!
You can't even jump!
That's right!
There are many things like that!
I'm sure you've seen monkeys running away in the news!
I saw a monkey!
A monkey!
A monkey ran away!
I've seen so many police cars go through the fence and run away!
I've seen so many police cars go up a pole and look over here!
If I could do that, I'd be able to handle Sasuke!
I think you'd be able to handle him.
After this, the monkey will challenge Sasuke to a complete victory!
In addition!
Mixed rules battle between food and quiz! Food Quiz!
A competition of "You're the best" which is a classic of "Stairs of Fall"!
"You're the best" competition!
And...
"Matsumoto Hitoshi" theory!
Following that combination, "Matsumoto" also has a terrifying conspiracy theory!
It's really scary!
"You're the best" theory!
"Matsumoto" also has a terrifying conspiracy theory!
This year, again, in the sacred place of Midoriyama...
Iron Witch Sasuke has appeared!
And this time, for the first time in history...
A challenger other than humans has come!
A monkey that runs away from here...
The name of that monkey is...
Japan's Fantastic Monkey!
A monkey that surpasses human physical abilities...
Will it be able to completely conquer Sasuke?
In this challenge, the monkey has certain merits.
However, that man's disciple...
...Mr. Sasuke Yamada Katsumi...
...the man who knows Sasuke the best, has led the monkey's guidance.
But...
Monkey!
You're pretty late, monkey!
Sasuke's man's genes, which he devoted all of his life to...
...are being injected into the monkey beyond death.
Sasuke, are you okay?
He knows of it and yet...
...he can't give up on his dream.
Sasuke!
There's only you, Sasuke.
What is this?
He vowed...
...that he would show Yamada...
...the scenery he received from him.
I'm jealous! I'm jealous!
Sasuke!
If you're a monkey, verify the theory that you can completely conquer it.
This is great!
Look, it's coming off!
Let's do it!
You can do this, can't you?
You can't fly like this.
You have to chase it.
I don't know which one is funny.
Let's move on.
Do you know this song?
I'm good at singing this song.
I don't know when a good song will be played.
It's a button, isn't it?
It's amazing.
It's fast.
Yamada army, black tiger, monkey.
Let's go.
OK.
Yamada obeyed monkey and came back to help.
This time, they will wear black tiger's T-shirt and safety lead.
The first area is a rolling hill with a diameter of 50 centimeters.
If you slip your feet, you will fall into the pond.
Will you fall into a trap?
Yamada army, black tiger, monkey.
Ready, go.
Do you know the start?
The challenge has begun.
Do you know it?
Look at this.
It's amazing.
Yamada army, black tiger, monkey.
Son misuka takes out his chef position.
We can see her 30 inch amorphous pitch from here.
What's going to Yamada army do now?
Are they going to take Yamada army's plate?
Yamada army got up to Yamada pitch.
No, no, I think I'm going to catch something.
Oh!
He dropped it and put it down!
Only the unmanned horse is going to the other side!
Oh!
He dropped it and put it down!
Only the unmanned horse is going to the other side!
Just cross it.
Has the dream of perfect victory already faded away?
But!
Oh, this is!
Oh my!
He used the set of bones and made a beam!
Go, go, go!
But Mr. Buster is alive!
Mr. Buster is alive!
Mr. Buster is the rule!
The back route of the new year's log flicks has been revealed!
That's Kanta!
That's okay.
Okay, okay, that's fine.
Is this the real nature of the wild?
Oh, he's trying hard!
He's gone down a mysterious road and is back on the course!
Clear!
The next area is...
The old goal!
He's got a hold of the spinning log that's been spinning for a while now.
A new sport that moves forward with the ability of bouldering.
Now, how about this new area for Sabu?
Looking at Kanta's timing, he went straight for real!
It's an easy win! It's an easy win!
He went straight for real! It's an easy win! It's an easy win!
He came to the third area smoothly.
Now, the second half of the first stage starts now!
Kanta, let's go! Go, go! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
Forty seconds.
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Next up is "Jump Hang".
Jumping onto the net with a trampoline and crossing the area without falling into a pond.
This is impossible!
Now, will he be able to jump onto the net smoothly?
Kanta, how is it? Are you scared of water?
He jumped! He jumped onto the net with a trampoline!
He jumped!
He jumped onto the net without a trampoline!
This is also a small area.
He didn't go outside, he went inside and crossed the net smoothly.
He also successfully cleared the fourth area!
Next area is "Tackle".
It's impossible for a monkey to pass three boxes weighing more than 100kg.
Let's go, Kata-kun!
Will he be able to overcome this difficult situation?
No, no, no!
Oh, no! He went through the gap in the middle of the box!
No, no, no!
Well, it's okay.
It's okay, Kata-kun.
Don't worry about it.
He cleared it with a monkey-only route that no one can pass!
But!
Oh, no! He's got hit!
Time is running out!
Will he make it!?
Huh?
And now, it's time-up!
That's high.
And now, Kata-kun, the Japanese Monkey, has taken the lead and climbed up!
He's cute!
Kata-kun, that's great, but it's no good!
Did he make it!?
Kushi-kun, like his master, climbed up the wall and made it to the time-up!
And now, he's regretting it!
As a result, Sasuke couldn't complete the race with a monkey.
That's right!
Right, Goma-kun?
If it's Kanta-kun, there's a possibility.
If it's Kanta-kun, next time...
You'll do it again?
Again?
Again...
Yes.
I'll quit.
It might be impossible for me.
It's really hard to decide who will go first.
It's really hard.
I'll deal with it in my room.
The next presenter is this person! Please come in!
Hello!
You have good courage!
Hello! I'm Haraichi Iwai.
"Iwai-no-oh" has come.
Iwai-no-oh
Everyone, do you remember Giant Shirota-san's mix rule competition?
Yes, we remember.
We've done it many times in the past.
We've done it twice.
We've done it with Shinohara-san of judo.
Yes, we've done it.
We've also done it with bowling.
It was a close battle.
It was a pretty good battle.
I see.
This time, we've prepared the third part of it.
I see.
Here it is!
Giant Shirota mix rule competition third part!
Giant Shirota quiz!
I'm sorry, but we don't need a theory anymore, do we?
It's not a theory anymore.
It's a quiz!
Since it's the third part, it's a quiz.
Giant Shirota Quiz
Giant Shirota and Quiz.
Two professionals who have never been in the business world
will compete in "x" rule.
Giant Shirota Quiz!
Giant Shirota
Giant Shirota's representative is, of course, this person.
Giant Shirota
Giant Shirota, a big eater and great magician.
Surprisingly, this man has a high academic background.
What is your final academic background?
University of Tokyo.
By the way, what did you study?
Chemistry.
I see.
So you are good at mathematics.
That's right.
The food you are going to eat today is sushi.
Sushi is already a popular food.
The way of eating it is already...
That's enough.
What's wrong with you?
Is there any genre like that?
Mathematics.
It's not about geography.
It's like he's talking.
It's like he's talking about "aburego".
This time, I was more confident.
I'm sorry.
You're too mean.
Taisu, height 175cm, weight 99kg...
This time too, there are many challengers who look like they can eat a lot.
Quiz King Yohei Furukawa
There are three stages for these two people.
Five-point player's fast-forward quiz battle.
First is the first stage.
Big eater one question one answer quiz.
Each time you eat a piece of sushi, you can see the problem word by word in this quiz.
You can eat sushi from anywhere.
When you know the answer, you have to answer in various ways.
Here is the first question.
Both of you have a piece of sushi with you.
Under the rice ball, there is a problem word with 21 characters.
Let's start.
First question!
If you're used to quizzes, you must know how to answer them.
You know how to answer them.
He started.
First of all, he said "one, two" and "giant white"
Third question!
Quiz King Yohei Furukawa said "one, two" and "giant white"
He said "giant white" and "giant white"
Quiz King Yohei Furukawa is eating sushi from the far left and top right.
Quiz King Yohei Furukawa is eating sushi from the first two letters and three letters and then from the back.
Giant white is also eating from the middle and middle.
Giant white has also changed his strategy a little bit.
Quiz King Yohei Furukawa has answered all the questions.
Oh! Here is the blue light!
Quiz King Yohei Furukawa pressed the button first!
What is the answer?
Yes, it's Russia.
Correct answer!
You led us to the answer!
You led us to the answer with only six questions!
Why?
Yes, first of all, when you opened the first two letters,
the word "book number one" came out,
and I thought you were probably asking about the number one thing in Japan,
so I moved it to the middle.
Then, the word "world" came out,
and I predicted that you were asking about the number one thing in Japan and the world's number one thing.
Then, the word "wide" and "country" came out,
so I thought you were asking about the world's largest wide country from the largest wide prefecture in Japan.
That's a great compliment!
Now, it's Giant's turn.
Yes. Actually, I was about to say the same thing.
What?!
Really?
Yes.
What a difference!
Next, the second question.
Now, it's started.
Both Giant and Furukawa are eating from the top left,
while Furukawa is eating little by little from the middle.
Furukawa is already on the second row.
Did Furukawa know what's written on the first row?
And now, he's back!
Now, the fifth row is...
Now, it's the third row!
"Ya", "sa", "bas", "go", and "chi" can also be seen!
We don't have any idea yet,
but can Furukawa read the question hidden under the sushi?!
Oh, here it is!
The blue lamp!
Furukawa!
Now, please give us the answer!
25 people.
25 is correct!
Furukawa-san.
He guessed the total number of members of one baseball, soccer and basketball team and pressed the button.
Great job, Quiz King! Furukawa-san is correct!
He guessed it with only six senses!
It's a little dangerous for it to continue like this.
Is that so?
King Quiz is impatient with his ability beyond imagination.
Next, the third question.
He can't eat it yet.
Giant Shirota ate it all at once!
He's fast!
The only thing left for Shirota to win Quiz King is to eat it faster.
Giant Shirota's speed is increasing!
As expected of a professional baseball player!
It's getting more and more intense!
Is Furukawa-san struggling to eat it faster?
Or is he showing off his speed earlier?
His pace of eating is decreasing!
Giant Shirota finished the second row!
Isn't it Horiken?
I know it! I know it!
How come you don't know it?
He's eating and thinking.
Quiz King is not suitable for this kind of game!
It's a red light!
Giant Shirota is coming!
He's slow.
West.
He guessed it with only six senses!
It's not west!
What is it?
He gave up his first point!
On the first stage, Furukawa got one point.
How much time do they have left?
And who will get five points first?
Second stage, Giant Shirota's Keyword Thinking Quiz!
This quiz will guide you to words you think of from the keywords written on all ten plates.
If you know them, you can answer them.
Let's get started.
The first question of the second stage of "thinking of words written on all ten plates" quiz.
I'm full.
I'm scared.
It's started.
Shirota came back from eating two plates at once.
The first keyword.
And Shirota.
The second plate is also eating two plates.
The food fighter who came back is Giant Shirota.
On the other hand, Furukawa was finally able to finish the first plate here.
On the second stage, Shirota speeds up and the quiz is slowed down.
It's been 13 years since Shirota ate a lot of food in Akasaka.
I'm going to eat two plates at once.
Here we go, Giant Shirota.
This is a social problem that Shirota is not good at.
However, even if you don't know it, you can answer it if you keep eating it.
That's the food fighter quiz.
Furukawa has finished eating five plates so far.
But Shirota doesn't know the answer yet.
I don't know yet.
What is it?
Shirota ate the tenth plate here.
What does it mean?
After all, it's disgusting.
The first keyword came out.
Did Shirota press the button?
Now, the answer.
Well...
Apple's production rate.
Giant Shirota did it!
They caught up with the same score.
But the second question is...
Strawberry.
That's a great answer!
Quiz-o showed his will and got it back.
Thank you.
On the second stage, Shirota eats a lot of food in Akasaka.
The score is two to three.
Quiz-o is in the lead and the stage moves on to the final stage.
This is the perfect question for Quiz-o's final display!
Here it is!
The overwhelming amount of sushi!
The first and second stages have been a struggle for both teams
The final stage is "Big Bite Person Question"
Under 150 pieces of sushi, there is a picture of a certain person
You can only see their face as you eat
If you get it right, you get double points
Stop it! Don't pull me!
If Quiz-o gets this question right, he wins
Who will win?
Let's begin!
First question, start!
Here it goes!
Quiz-o Furukawa went from the center
On the other hand, Giant Shirota went from the center to the right
Giant Shirota went from the center to the right
Quiz-o went from the center to the right in the second stage as well
And what did he see?
Was it his eyes?
He could see his eyebrows and eyes
On the other hand, Shirota and Furukawa could see their left eyes
Furukawa could see his right eye, Shirota could see his left eye
Both teams could see only one eye
Is it difficult to judge just by this?
Giant Shirota is speeding up!
Did Giant Shirota see his nose and his mouth?
Furukawa could see both of his eyes
He could see that she is a young woman
But will he make up his mind?
Both teams keep eating
Five minutes have passed
He could see his nose and mouth clearly
And now!
Oh! Furukawa is in the match!
Furukawa Youhei is in the match!
If he wins this final match, it will be Furukawa Youhei's complete victory!
Will it be?
This program is brought to you by "b" and "g" sponsors.
I heard this from my acquaintance.
You lied!
You foreigner!
Oh! Furukawa is in the match!
Furukawa Youhei is in the match!
If he wins this final match, it will be Furukawa Youhei's complete victory!
Will it be?
Mr. Kiritani Mirei.
Oh! Furukawa Youhei is in the match!
Oh! Furukawa is in the match!
But he failed! He lost his right to answer!
Now, Shirota is not in a hurry.
That's right.
He keeps eating sushi until he can see his face clearly.
If you don't know, you won't know.
This is because it's on the screen.
Kashiwani Yuki.
That's right! World Giant Shirota!
Furukawa Youhei got a point from you!
Why are you using "k" in this situation?
Now, Shirota and Yontai have reached a tie.
They each have about 12 pieces of sushi.
Their eating capacity is also limited.
The one who answers this question will win.
It's the last question of fate!
Let's go!
It's the final question!
The final question.
Now, the final question has started.
Both companies have opened their mouths in the middle first.
The first giant white one.
It looks like it's blank.
What does this mean?
And the full-bodied old man.
It's hard for me to eat.
The first hint is...
Giant white one.
I can see a man wearing black glasses.
What did you open?
The first giant white one.
There is an eye and a mouth on the right side.
On the left side, there are glasses.
On the right side, there are no glasses.
What does this mean?
Oh, did he notice something?
He didn't go around the eye that is open.
He went to get sushi on the left side.
There is a man wearing black glasses!
What does this mean?
And the giant white one.
He came here and slowed down.
Sushi doesn't go into his stomach as he thought.
The full-bodied old man should have exceeded his limit already.
But, he wants to answer the quiz if there is one.
But, he can't answer the quiz at all.
On the other hand,
Oh, I'm full and sleepy!
Are you stupid?
The old man ate a piece of sushi with determination.
Is there a view that can be seen from there?
Who is it?
The old man pressed the button first.
Will it be a victory?
The answer is...
Mr. Pakkun Makkun.
While Pakkun and Shirota were dancing, they were able to win!
And so, the winner of "Big Appetite Quiz" was "Quiz King".
The winner was "Quiz King".
How was it?
It was amazing.
"Quiz King" is really good at opening questions.
When you look at the right side of the screen and think "this is a one-way relationship and it's two people", then you look at the left side of the screen.
But Shirota-san, didn't you open the questions too much in the beginning?
At the end, when he was yawning, I thought "is he stupid?"
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner
Tonight's presenter is...
Don't ride it!
Wouldn't it be better to add some wood bass to this wonderful music?
I would like to consider it again.
This time, we have brought with us another amazing theory, so please look forward to it.
First of all, please look at this.
Pro wrestler Atsushi Onita.
His motto is "fire".
This time, we have brought a theory about Mr. Onita.
This is the theory.
"You are the standard of falling down the stairs".
The best Onita Atsushi Theory.
The first one is a little...
A little?
This one is big.
You'll be surprised.
You'll be excited.
If it's Onita in the end, I think "fire" will be good, too.
I don't even have to pretend.
Suddenly, "fire!"
Fire!
You are the best Onita Atsushi Theory
Checking the best Onita Atsushi Theory
As a result, three people including Onita will appear.
Who can say "you are the best" best?
It's difficult.
It is...
"You are the best" competition.
This is funny.
By the way, this time,
the contents of the stairs and the situation are chosen by the participants themselves.
The competition is also...
First of all, the first challenger is...
Who is it?
Fire!
Mr. Onita.
Professional wrestler Onita Atsushi.
How confident are you?
You were walking, weren't you?
What about work?
I'll do it seriously.
What kind of "you are" will Mr. Onita show us?
I'm scared.
This is...
I heard it from my friend...
I know what it is.
I'll tell you.
One day, a married woman gave birth to a baby.
However, the woman didn't have confidence in raising the baby alone,
and she threw the baby into the coin locker of the station.
That's not good.
Five years later,
five years later, that woman is in front of the coin locker of the station for the first time in a long time.
Then, a child about kindergarten age was shouting and crying in front of the coin locker.
Looking at it, five years ago, from the worst feeling, the woman talked to the child.
What's wrong with me? Are you lost?
What's wrong with you?
However, the child kept shouting and crying louder and louder.
The troubled woman changed her question.
What's wrong with you, dad?
Even so, the child did not answer.
When the troubled woman heard it, the child suddenly cried and said this.
It's you!
The next challenger is...
It's you!
Who is it?
Mizuki Ichiro, the emperor of the anime song world.
What kind of "it's you!" will the "o-takebi" singer show us?
Where are you taking me?
This is a story of a parent and child of a single parent family.
The mother worked late at night for her daughter, and the daughter helped with the housework.
While helping each other, the two lived together.
The daughter, who was raised in such a family, received a handmade amulet from her mother when she was in fifth grade.
At that time, her mother said, "If you open the contents of the amulet, it will have no effect, so you should never open it."
After that, the daughter safely entered college.
However, a few months later, her mother died in a car accident.
The only thing left is the amulet she received during her college entrance exam.
Wondering what kind of wish her mother had made for her, she opened the amulet and found two pieces of paper cut out.
It said, "As long as he is not there."
The words are written on one side of the paper.
Who is the person that that kind mother hates?
When I opened the next page, it was written like this.
It's you!
What is it?
I'm annoyed.
Your voice is strange.
And the last challenger is...
Who is it?
I can't do it.
He looks strong.
Thank you.
X-japan, TOSHI.
He looks strong.
I see.
He is a vocalist of Japanese rock band CUSH who attracts fans with his high-tone voice.
Why did he accept our offer?
Recently, I've been trying new things.
Thank you.
I've been through a lot of things.
As TOSHI who was reborn, I'm going to try new things.
As a part of it, I'm going to try new things.
As TOSHI who was reborn, we don't know whether this project is suitable for him or not.
What kind of "you" will TOSHI show us?
This looks like the strongest one. I'm scared.
This is a story I heard from an acquaintance.
About thirteen years ago,
a rumor of a spell spread in the city.
At midnight,
with a pair of scissors in your mouth,
you peeked into a watered-down washing machine,
and you could see the face of your destined one.
Then, a woman who was interested in the rumor,
tried it out.
At midnight,
with a pair of scissors in your mouth,
you peeked into a washing machine,
and you could see
the face of your destined one.
What?
She was so surprised that she dropped her scissors.
Then, the water in the washing machine started to turn red like blood.
What?
Is the rumor true?
The woman once again,
fearfully,
peeked into the washing machine,
and the water was not red.
Seven years later,
the woman introduced herself to her friend,
and met a man.
The two of them got along well.
Their conversation was exciting.
This time, they promised to meet only by themselves.
Then, one week later,
when they were waiting at the meeting place,
the man put on a mask,
Isn't the cold going away yet?
That's right.
Last time, too, the man was wearing a mask because he had a cold.
That's not it.
Then, the man removed the mask.
Then, there was an ugly scar there.
Then, the man said,
This was cut by someone in the past.
Huh?
Who?
So, this is the end of all "you're it"s.
Everyone in the studio, please give your judgement.
I see.
Well, all of them are different "you're it"s.
Yes.
In the end, you said "you're it", didn't you?
Huh?
I didn't say "you're it", I said "you're it".
How about you, Kinoshita-san?
As for you, Hideki-san...
I didn't think you'd say "you're it".
If I could fall from the sky, I'd change my location.
I'd try to make you laugh with a teapot.
You were playing a little, weren't you?
So, on behalf of Matsumoto-san...
In the end, it's me who decides.
Yes, Matsumoto-san, the judge, will decide.
Is it the end?
I see.
So, the first champion of "you're it" championship is...
Kinoshita-san!
Congratulations!
As for the next theory...
Recently, my young comedian has been talking about it on the internet.
My young comedian has been talking about it on the internet.
In the meantime, I'd like to announce the terrible fact...
Huh?
I'd like to announce the terrible fact...
Are you okay, Kinoshita-san?
The theory I brought with me today is...
Matsumoto Hitoshi's "Russian Spy Theory"!
What?!
This is such a pain in the ass!
It's already the other way around!
What's wrong with you?
Oh my God!
What's wrong with you?
It doesn't matter!
You underestimated us!
You foreigners!
We did a great job!
If you do that, you'll end up in the entertainment world and deceive us!
And you'll try to take something back to your country, Russia!
Who's Russian?
Don't make it so obvious.
We have a lot of evidence.
Really?
We'd like you to verify it.
First of all, listen to this song.
Obviously, the real meaning of this song and chicken rice is...
I'm so scared!
First of all, please listen to this song.
What is this?
Well, Matsumoto san was in charge of the lyrics of this song.
This is a good song.
Yes, I thought it was a good song.
Actually, this song had a message that Matsumoto san secretly put into the lyrics.
First of all, the title of this song is "Chicken Rice", but...
"Chicken" means "coward", "rice" means "rice", and "rice" means "America".
"America" means "rice", doesn't it, everyone?
It means that America, which had been looking forward to for many years, is "coward" now.
That's the song we were listening to, everyone.
Wake up, everyone in Japan.
No, no, no.
Furthermore, "hold back Akasaka".
"Hold back Akasaka"?
What is there in Akasaka?
It is the U.S. Embassy.
"Hold back Akasaka" is a message to suppress U.S.
Wow!
This is amazing!
I got goosebumps.
Amazing!
Furthermore...
Speaking of December 25th, it's Christmas, but it's not like that in Russia.
Really?
In 1991, the former Soviet Union collapsed and the Russian Federation was established.
It was a song praising that.
It's not like they happened to come together like this.
That's right.
It's not like they happened to come together like this.
No, no, no.
That's funny.
Matsumoto-san's message to the song is not only this song.
What?
It's this song.
It's the rap part, right?
Yes.
This is Hamada-san's big hit song "Wow Wow Tonight".
The only part Matsumoto-san sings is this mysterious code-like descent.
No, it's not a code or anything like that.
At first glance, it looks like ugly Hamada, but if you switch this mysterious alphabet order, it becomes like this!
What?
What is it?
U.S.A. Big explosion. M. This is Matsumoto and Russia.
This is really scary!
This is a terrorist warning!
Wait a minute! I'm scared!
Scary, scary, scary!
Now, this is not the only thing related to Matsumoto and Russia.
Next, please look at this photo.
This photo on the left is Matsumoto Hitoshi.
His first director's work. The protagonist of "The Great Japanese".
And on the right is Russia.
This is a picture of Russia.
This is a special picture for Russians.
But this is exactly like it!
This is a picture of Russia.
Really?
It's exactly like it.
Why are you making fun of me?
You shouldn't say things like this.
I'm really in danger.
You shouldn't say things like this.
Not only in movies and songs, but also in contests.
What's up with you?
What are you doing?
Are you a senpai or what?
You're a spy!
Contest?
Look at this.
This is Cathy Tsukamoto.
Are you laughing?
Every time Cathy Tsukamoto makes a mess of food...
That's right.
She showed her loyalty to Russia.
Here's a video of it.
Today we're making borscht.
Borscht.
It's a familiar dish in Russia.
That's right.
There are many kinds of borscht.
We don't know which one we'll make.
We can't make borscht today.
We can't?
We can't.
Look at this.
This video has been broadcasted 16 times.
But we didn't touch the food at all.
I see.
We didn't mess with other dishes.
We didn't do anything.
But we didn't touch borscht at all.
That's our loyalty to Russia.
I see.
That's scary.
We can't make fun of our favorite Russian traditional dishes.
That's the saga.
Look at this picture.
Which one?
"Hitoshi Matsumoto Beauty Album".
It's an original work of Matsumoto Hitoshi.
As you can see, all of the jackets are fruits.
In order, there are apples, bananas and grapes.
What's red and yellow?
Is there anyone who says it's purple?
What's that?
It's apples, bananas and grapes.
Why did you make this mistake?
Do you want me to say it?
You just put fruits side by side.
It's a red lie.
It's redder than a red square.
Look at this!
Russian fruit imports.
Apples, bananas and grapes!
Wow!
It's a spoiler!
Is there anyone who knows about Russian fruit imports?
No one.
It's the first time.
When I was in Russia, I only ate apples, bananas and grapes.
This is my message.
It's scary.
What do you think, Mr. Aogi?
You're a spy.
But you laugh at the end of the drama.
What are you talking about?
And you drink poison.
You look like you're about to drink poison.
At the end of the drama.
You're a spy.
But you look like you're controlling Matsumoto- san.
Are you talking about Matsumoto-san?
Are you talking about me?
However, Matsumoto-san is being controlled by someone who looks like Don.
Are you talking about Kromak?
Are you talking about me?
That person is...
you!
You!
It's good that it's you.
That was the scariest.
What are you talking about?
I'm looking at you as if you're a Russian spy.
Look at this picture.
This picture was taken in 1970.
It came out.
It's a picture of a Soviet ship in Osaka.
It came out.
Hamada-san, what was your father's job at the time?
Painting.
That's right!
I looked it up and your father was painting this Soviet ship.
During that work, Hamada-kin had some connection with the Soviet Union.
What are you talking about?!
How can you think of that?!
Connection, connection!
But really, that's where you came from!
You just painted it for work!
Think about it.
Matsumoto-san became a Russian spy like this and went down.
But!
A merchant born in Amagasaki can't suddenly become a Russian spy.
There was some connection.
That's Hamada-san.
And Hamada-san's father was connected to Russia and the Soviet Union.
In other words, Downtown is a Russian spy duo!
It's funny now, isn't it?
That's true.
It's funny now.
All of you were on TV with this guilty conscience, weren't you?!
On the contrary, say "thank you."
Say "spasiba" to me.
No, no.
Please say it.
If you say it like that, it means you can do it!
One, two...
Well!
It's like this, but this is a joke.
As you can see...
Anything can...
...be pulled into demons and urban legends.
If you're watching this on the Internet, please be careful.
That's why I'm here as a demon.
This program was brought to you by...
...the following sponsors.
I'm not waiting for you!
Don't worry about me!
It tastes awful!
I'm glad I did it.
I don't care about you.
Aim for the top of this year!
King Kong Conte 2015.
Hurry up and enter!
Next week...
A person who has seen Yoshinobu Tokugawa in person...
...will verify the theory that he still exists in this world.
I have seen Yoshinobu Tokugawa.
What's more...
Humans can't win against furniture.
No matter what kind of professional you are...
...the theory that you can win against ten people...
Did you get it?
Ryu Oshiba's Worst English-Forbidden Bowling Theory.
No one asks you for tuna bowl at any time of the day.