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- It's Friday's showtime, everyone. - Thank you for coming.
- Then, let's get started. - Let's go!
- The first presenter is this person. Please come in!
- A professional wrestler, Hopper Tomohaki! - Thank you!
- Thank you for having me. - Why? Are you scared?
- I don't know... - What's wrong with you?
- I'm not feeling well. - What? - I'm not feeling well.
- What? - No, I'm really not feeling well. My head hurts.
- I really thought you were doing it on purpose. - Yes.
- Even when you greeted me backstage, I was really just rolling around.
- I was just rolling around. - I was surprised.
- You're a presenter, aren't you? - Yes.
- Are you okay as a presenter? - I'll do my best.
- No, no, no, no. - I'll do my best.
- What are you here to present us today? - Yes, today...
- Here it is!
- The most painful weapon, it's got to be something like a pipe or something! - That's how it is!
- Well, it's a bit of a shock, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- Until now, you've used quite a few weapons, haven't you? - Yes, I have.
- Out of all the weapons, is this the most painful one? - Yes, it is.
- It's not a fake one, is it? - No, it's not.
- It's a real one? - Yes.
- But isn't it used in deathmatches where you get stabbed by glass or something like that? - Yes, it is.
- That one looks more painful, doesn't it? - Yes, it is.
- What did you say?
- I want to hear it, but I can't.
- It's this one. - I want to hear it, but I can't.
- You can do it like this, but... - Yes.
- How do you do it?
- Well, usually you do it like this...
- With your head? - Yes, with your head...
- You sit like this and you bend like this... - I see!
- And this one is a momentary one. - Yes.
- It's soft, so I think it's not painful, but... - A momentary one...
- You can't pull it out like this...
- It's soft at first, but you can't pull it out like this...
- And this one...
- It's painful on the surface...
- But you can pull it out like this...
- So it's not painful on the neck...
- Oh, I see! The chair breaks! - Yes, it does.
- Wow, it breaks!
- I don't know which one is better...
- Well, both of them are painful...
- Well, which one is better? - I'm sorry, but I'm starting to understand what you're saying!
- No, it's nothing serious!
- I'm going to erase all of you!
- It's like speed running!
100 pro wrestlers will choose...
...the most painful madness they've ever experienced.
On top of that...
...the BGM rankings that are often used on TV...
...will be announced on TV dramas!
- There's so many of them!
And...
Grandpa, you stink!
...will the grandkids say?
Or...
...the theory of the gorgos?
"The most painful madness"...
...somehow or other...
...the theory of the pipe chairs?
This time...
...for 100 pro wrestlers...
...they ask each other "what is the most painful madness you've ever experienced?"
A truly painful madness ranking will be found!
Painful madness ranking...
...fifth place is...
"Madness"...
- Eh? It's horrible!
It's glass, so it's dangerous.
It's the same as a hammer.
A broken piece of metal is thrown on top of a broken ring, and it leaves you with scratches all over your body.
It's called "keiko-tou".
"Keiko-tou".
It's "keiko-tou".
5th "keiko-tou"
It is mainly used in games using weapons called "deathmatches".
In addition to hitting, you can also line up in large numbers and hit your opponent.
It's a wide range of weapons to use.
No, this is no good.
Are you going to save this?
It's a general effect of pain caused by a broken piece of metal on a hit.
5th place in the rank.
No, this is no good.
4th place in the "painful weapon rank".
It doesn't break even if you throw it, and you can't run away from it.
It's a desk.
It's a long desk.
A long desk.
4th place in the "long desk" rank.
It is a weapon that can be used not only by hitting and throwing directly, but also by laying your opponent on top of you.
It is a basic and standard that an important desk is stolen.
It will break.
A broken handle will fall and hit you.
I lost my memory at the Tokyo Dome in Osho.
It hit me here and I don't remember anything anymore.
Many wrestlers also say that it's dangerous because they can't receive the wrestler's life map.
4th place in the "painful weapon rank".
The 3rd place in the "painful weapon rank" asked by 100 professional wrestlers is...
The most passionate audience is stopping with their feet.
The audience stops with their feet and hits you there.
I think it was the most painful at that time.
It's an iron fence.
I was carried and thrown up, and when my body hit it, I probably couldn't breathe for about a minute.
3rd place in the "iron fence" rank.
This is also a standard of an outside fence.
Considering the safety of the audience, it should be installed, but for wrestlers it is an iron fence that becomes a weapon.
The reason why it's hard is mostly because it's made of iron.
3rd place in the "painful weapon rank".
I think I'm going to throw up everything.
Next, the 2nd place in the "painful weapon rank" is...
It's about 3cm deep in my body.
That's painful.
There's a hole in your body, isn't there? About 100 of them.
It's heavy and it's called "hooking", so you eat it and it hooks you even more.
It hurts.
It's a screen, so I'm enjoying it as a player.
It's a Yushi Tessen bat that flies in the air.
Yushi Tessen bat.
It's Yushi Tessen bat.
2nd place, Yushi Tessen bat.
As its name suggests, Yushi Tessen bat is a bat that pierces pain and Yushi Tessen bat pierces pain.
It hurts once and twice.
For those who do it, it's an irresistible weapon.
The ultimate original weapon created for professional wrestlers is stunningly placed in 2nd place.
The painful weapon ranking that professional wrestlers asked 100 people for is finally announced in 1st place.
But before that, an unexpected change.
It's out of the ranking, but we'll also introduce some strange weapons.
First of all...
Is it a sickle?
A sickle?
A sickle!
What is it?!
A sickle all at once!
What is it?!
It looks like it's going to hurt!
The painful weapon ranking has been changed.
What is it?!
It's a ladder.
A ladder?!
No, in short, it's a ladder.
This is also the last one!
No, no, no, no!
This is the last one!
This is also a famous one!
What is this?
The pain ranking number one item.
Next is...
It's coming! It's coming! Hurry up and kiss it! Hurry up and kiss it! Hurry up and kiss it! Hurry up and kiss it!
Kiss it! Kiss it!
It's very angry.
What is the most painful fear you've had so far?
Ah... ah... ah... ah...
Ah, well, to translate it, it's the most painful one so far, right?
What is the most painful part of it?
It's coming! It's coming!
The pain ranking number one item.
It's the side effect.
My head gets hit by a bullet, and I get burned in my left eye.
Ehh!
When he was cut in half, his father set fire to it.
And when he was left-handed...
That was the worst.
I've never seen anything like it.
It's crazy!
No, no, no, it's crazy!
It's crazy what you're doing!
Even if you look at it in slow motion, it certainly has an impact on the head.
I'm glad you caught it.
Don't think of me as an old man and lick me!
It's crazy!
Since there were few people who received it, the ranking was out of the question, but they were all crazy with impact.
And finally, the first place in the crazy ranking chosen by 100 professional wrestlers is...
It's just the right weight and I can do a full swing, so it's a heavy impact and a kick in the back.
My memories fly away for a moment.
The moment you get hit and you're like, "What the hell am I doing right now?"
It's near you, it's around you in the ring, you're riding an iron bike...
What are you holding?
Is it a pipe chair?
It's a pipe chair.
It's probably a pipe chair.
A pipe chair?
It's probably a pipe chair.
First place, pipe chair.
It's okay to hit, it's okay to kick, it's okay to throw, it's crazy in three seconds.
Even with the ease of use of the pipe chair at the venue, it has gained support from many wrestlers.
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
There's a reason for it to be so popular.
It's one of the basics of basics, and it's shining in first place.
It's written on it, it hurts a lot if you don't get out of it.
I've been thrown like a bat.
There's a move called "jump in".
There's a move where you run with your apron on and show your body with your whole body.
I was hiding in a chair like this and jumped in.
I'm a professional hero, and I got hit like this.
- What's up with you? - Really?
- No, this is number one. - As expected of the pipe.
- With such a shocking image... - It's shocking.
- Mr. Homma, what do you think of this? - Yes.
- Among all the coins that have come out so far, is there one that has been stolen? - Yes, almost all of them.
- Really? - Yes.
- Not even the bat? - Not even the bat.
- Ouch! - It comes inside and hurts quite a bit.
The surface is painful, but it hurts inside.
- Yes. - Do you have any new ideas?
- No, I'm actually a righteous person.
- Oh, I see. - I'm actually a righteous person.
- But somehow, it was number one. - It's like that.
- The victims were the most painful because of the pipe. - That's good.
- And it's not a pipe chair attack. - I see.
- There are heavy and light chairs. - I see.
- The light chair is quite fast. - Yes.
- It hurts on the surface, but it doesn't reach the internal organs. - I see.
- The heavy one is slow, but it's like... - Yes.
- It's like Hamada-san's comment, isn't it? - What are you doing?
- It's like Hamada-san's comment, isn't it? - I think you should stop making fun of me.
- So, the most painful attack was somehow the pipe chair attack.
- And we were able to hear the real talk somehow.
- The next presenter is this person. Please come in!
- Thank you very much!
Now, Wednesday's "Downtown" is the only regular show.
Who said it's a regular show?
Now, this theory is the most ridiculous one we've heard so far.
Really? Ridiculous?
In 2015, the way the television industry evolved and the way it's made...
It's a theory that could turn everything upside down.
Shut up!
This is ridiculous.
But this show has been ridiculous for a while now.
Even in that...
Yes, this is the theory I brought with me today.
A theory that relies too much on the background music of a television show, "Rocky".
"Rocky", huh?
It's true that "Rocky" is a hard-working video.
Isn't it?
Yes, in the television industry, there is a person called "sound effects".
The sound effects and background music of a show are basically made by these sound effects.
For example, when I'm coming out of something, I'll play some heart-pounding songs.
But if you look at the television, you'll see a lot of "Rocky" songs.
Really?
First of all, "Rocky" is famous for its theme song.
Please listen to it.
It's played a lot.
That's where it starts.
"How many days are left?" Something like that.
Yes, yes.
It's like a live performance.
For example, when a member is doing some kind of training, this song is played.
How many days are left?
There are more than this.
For example, here you go.
Oh, this.
I've heard of it.
Oh, I've heard of it.
Oh, that's right.
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes.
Oh, it's coming!
Is this Rocky?
This is Rocky.
Oh, is that so?
You see, I've been trying to make the TVS business grow.
Oh, that's right!
I did it!
This is it.
There's more than this.
Here it is.
This is only Rocky.
This is it.
This is probably a lot.
That's right.
When it succeeds.
Yes.
When someone succeeds in something, this is definitely involved.
Even if it doesn't work out, you still put this on.
You see, you see, you see.
So, based on this theory, we're going to verify if the TV show actually relies on Rocky.
We're using it!
Please watch the VTR.
The BGM of the TV show "The Theory of Relying Too Much on Rocky".
Therefore, we conducted a survey of 30 people who chose the BGM of the TV show "The Theory of Relying Too Much on Rocky".
We created a BGM ranking that is often used in TV shows.
This time, we will introduce the songs from 15th place to 1st place in order of ranking in one story.
What kind of story will be created if you combine the songs you will use and the order you will use in a situation where that order has been decided?
Ah, this is a good song.
I use it a lot.
It's scary.
I'm scared of it.
It's there, it's there, it's there.
What are you doing?
Ah, it's a dream.
It's this close!
This is bad! We're in the wrong place!
We're living in the wrong place!
Bread!
Do you use that word in English?!
We're in the wrong place!
We're in trouble!
This is a common BGM story.
Me, Alter Arzo,
is facing the biggest crisis of my life.
I overslept on a day when I shouldn't be late.
This is a lot of work!
Ah!
Tire!
What is it?
It's not empty.
Please make it in time for that car!
Ah! It's not empty.
This is it!
Ah!
It's the latest.
Someone said "sara saa"
It's narrow.
It's common.
It's like "Kuwara-shou" of "Shingeki no Kuwara".
Ah! That's right!
God!
This is it!
God!
This is it!
If it's a taxi, we might make it in time!
Taxi!
Ah! It was helpful!
Oh!
Ah!
It won't fix.
Wow! If it's taken, I'll be pissed off!
This is also taking a lot of work!
Ah! I lost!
Damn it!
Huh? A lady has come.
Oh, it works! It works!
The person who made it didn't make it for this purpose.
I thought it would be used for entertainment.
Maybe it was too much.
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no, it's the boss.
Tonight...
Certainly.
Are you ready for the present?
That commercial will never succeed.
It's a big job for Sean to win.
Failure is unforgivable.
I'll make it work.
It's 10 o'clock, right?
Yes, sir.
Oh, no, no, no!
Huh?
Oh...
What?
Computer? Huh?
One more time?
Huh?
Sigh...
Oh, no, no, no!
Are you thirsty?
Mr. Konjutsu...
That's not how you do it!
This BGM is...
I wonder if it'll reach my ears...
No, no, no!
Be careful!
Not at all!
Chief, should we go to the competition venue now?
Yeah.
Hey, what about Haruto?
Oh, right.
But won't he come directly to the venue? He has all the materials.
Yeah, that would be good, but...
Seriously, what is he doing?
This is bad.
Uncle!
Huh?
Uncle Kyoji!
Man, I'm stuck in this order and the story is messed up!
Hurry up, this is weird!
Man, you're too fast, uncle!
Don't underestimate adults!
Uncle! Run, run!
Don't make me run! Sorry, sorry!
I thought you were red...
Well, this is a good song, too.
He really listens to everything!
Oh, no, no!
Uncle, I'm going now!
Uncle! Uncle!
Thank goodness.
Now I can go to the competition venue.
I can't see. I'm scared.
Let me down!
The competition is about to start!
What's going on?
Our company's commercial concept is "future".
What should we do?
The competition has started.
We only have two companies left until our turn.
That's not good.
What are you doing?
In winter, you can wash your clothes and get rid of viruses.
You can also use sprays.
It's possible!
In winter, you can get caught up in static electricity and have a hard time.
In winter, you can get a puncture.
You can pinpoint and detect damage and treat it.
In winter, you can enjoy it even more.
Puncture.
What do you think, Promise?
Once every ten years...
No, once every hundred years!
You can find it anywhere in winter!
What did you say?
You can find it anywhere in winter!
Anywhere in winter!
Anywhere in winter! Wonderful!
As I thought, you're Promise.
It was perfect!
Where are we?
It's Promise!
Hello.
When you buy an otaku's digital TV,
you increase the number of channels on your TV.
For example...
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm sure you'll like it.
Well, there are other channels, too.
See you!
Yes?
What was that bus earlier?
Driver, please hurry up!
Yes!
Oh!
Ouch!
Hey, driver!
I'm hungry.
Driver!
Hey, driver!
Hey, you!
What?
There are so many of you!
I'm...
You!
What did you do?
Me?
I have nothing to do with it!
How do you know me?
Satoshi?
Yes.
It's me!
Arzo!
We used to hang out at the shrine when we were in elementary school!
Oh!
Arzo!
It's been a while!
Wait for me!
Oh!
Wait for me!
Oh!
I'm always chasing you!
Arzo!
Wait for me!
I'm Satoshi!
Haha!
Oh!
It was fun!
You really look like him!
Does it matter?!
I'm Satoshi!
Wait for me!
Next time, I won't ask you for anything.
Wait for me!
Come on!
Oh, no!
I have a bad feeling about this.
Try it!
What?!
Oh, no!
It's so hard!
It's here, isn't it?
You bastard!
Wait for me!
OK, wait for me!
Wait for me!
You bastard!
The concept we propose is to attract high-talent women.
Hey, isn't it too late?
Can you make it in time?
He will definitely come.
Maruzo will definitely come.
Yes.
Oh!
We will take your high-talent woman's opinion and develop a project in conjunction with SNS.
You're bothering me!
I like you more!
What should I do?
This is just the beginning.
I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
That's all.
Go for it!
All right?
We will.
Thank you.
You're good at walking.
You're kind.
No.
I can't make it in time.
What am I doing?
Next, please present the R.R. Agency.
Yes!
Maruzo!
Wow!
Great!
He went to the mountain.
Japanese people also have a spirit of harmony.
We don't just want to be popular.
We want to make a commercial of Japan's greatness.
Now, we will announce the result of this competition.
We will adopt the plan of R.A. Agency.
It was decided so quickly.
We can't use it for now.
I thought you would do it.
Chief, you were in such a hurry just now.
That's your promise, isn't it?
I'm sorry for bothering you today.
It's a little early today, but let's go for a drink!
Great! Let's go!
Why does it have to be like this?!
What is this?
Hey, Toyama-kun.
Riding that bus and drinking that glass of beer and you say it's over?
You're a zombie, aren't you?
You're the one who's pooping on your shoulder.
No, but this is funny.
You're supposed to be first!
This is ridiculous!
What is this?!
Rocky is supposed to be first, but what is this Hansen? I've never heard of it!
I've only heard of Hansen's songs on TV, but I've never heard of Hansen.
I know.
What is it?
This is all...
FREEMASON'S FAULT!
FREEMASON AGAIN?!
What is it?!
You're supposed to be first, but you're third?!
What is it?!
It's a conspiracy!
They're all trying to get away with FREEMASON!
I'm not taking any more of this FREEMASON!
Go home!
And so, while the BGM of the TV show did rely on Rocky,
the one that's used the most is Stan Hansen's theme "Sunrise".
Next, we'll introduce and verify various theories that exist in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner!
Tonight's presenter is...
It's me!
I'm Kotone of HIKING!
You surprised me!
I didn't know you came out!
I didn't come out!
I didn't come out before and I won't come out again!
That's good.
When will you recognize me?
Are you ready?
Here it is!
Children say they are honest, but in reality they are actually careful!
That's right.
Children think they are honest and innocent, but it's not like that at all.
Surprisingly, they can read the atmosphere and use their brains.
What do you think, Matsumoto-san and your children?
Well, I guess it's like that.
When I was a child, I thought like that too.
Maybe there is such a gene.
After all, a beautiful kindergarten teacher and an ugly kindergarten teacher understand each other,
and on the contrary, they are spoiled by ugly teachers.
You made me worry a lot!
That's right!
So, we've actually looked into it, so please take a look!
Children say they're honest, but they verify theories that they're surprisingly careful.
This time, we'll verify such children's reality in a prank format.
Grandpa, your mouth stinks!
It's a phrase that you'll see in any commercial,
but if your grandpa's mouth actually stinks a lot,
will children honestly say, "it stinks"?
Who's gonna benefit from this?
So, we asked grandpa to eat a program-specific mouth- stinking cream puff based on chewing gum.
He saw his grandchild's reaction, which he didn't know anything about.
Dinner with grandpa, it's been a while.
We set up a fake dinner party and started the verification.
The first group were Honda Alice-chan, 7 years old, and Grandpa Shinya-san, 65 years old.
Will the children honestly say "it stinks" or "be careful"?
A little while earlier than expected, Grandpa is waiting in his room.
There...
Alice-chan, who doesn't know anything, comes to the store.
The mother goes to the bathroom, and only Alice- chan goes to Grandpa's room.
- It's been a while. - It's been a while.
- Sit down. - I'm tired.
- You were skating?
- Yes. - I see.
- Wow, this is amazing!
- This is nostalgic. - This is amazing!
- Did you get it? - Alice-chan.
- You already knew! - That's nice.
Soon, Alice-chan realizes Grandpa's lecture.
- Poor you both! - Are you okay?
- Get away from me! - I'm okay!
- Get up! - I'm okay!
- I'll win! - Get away!
- I got this one. - I got this one.
- I want this one. - I want this one.
- I want this one!
Is it okay if my clothes are wet?
They stand up and distance themselves.
- It's cold. - It's okay.
Alice-chan continues to maintain a safe distance.
- What is this? - She sends her blind mother here...
...and asks her to sit next to Grandpa again.
- I like you. - I can't sit next to you.
- That distance is okay. - Why?
- No. - No?
- Are you nervous? - No.
- Is it wrong? - No, it's not.
- No? - No, it's not.
- What's wrong? - What's wrong with you?
- You know... - What's wrong?
- What?
- What's wrong with you?
When we asked Alice, who didn't say it was smelly until the end...
- Grandpa, was it weird? - Yes, it was weird.
- What was it like? - Well... I couldn't breathe well.
- Why didn't you say it right away? - Because I thought you'd be sad.
So, I thought I'd keep it a secret from my grandpa, but before I knew it, my nose was clogged.
Her nose was clogged by the smell of gebo, but the first child, Alice, was a caring and kind child.
Oh, welcome!
After this, and more! "Gebo's Smell VS Grandchild"!
Density 7, 22 times.
Density 4 or more, 224 times.
With a triple hit that can withstand an earthquake...
...the Big Frame candidate proves his strength!
"Sumitomo Dolls"!
There she is!
Lewis!
A smartphone?
♪ Even with a smartphone... ♪
♪ Acom! ♪
Even with a smartphone, you can apply for an Acom card.
♪ Your first Acom! ♪
Birth!
Acom's Credit Card!
♪ Now, let's go shopping! ♪
♪ Let's go shopping! ♪
♪ Acom! ♪
I bought it!
That soup...
It looks delicious!
Give me a bite, too!
It's so delicious!
Hot!
Happy!
Acecock!
Super Shark!
♪ Acecock! ♪
Go for it!
Live your life to the fullest!
Unbreakable elasticity!
Viginal evolution!
Corner surface birth!
Reborn!
♪ Yay! Supercar! ♪
Acecock!
I feel like I'm going to die...
"Beautiful Trap", tomorrow at 9pm.
The second pair are Shiraishi Kokoha-chan, 6 years old, and Ojiichan's Rikio-san, 69 years old.
Oh, welcome! Did you come alone?
This time, so that they don't get too far away, Kokoha- chan is held tight.
How did you get here? By train?
It took me a long time.
Was it crowded?
It was packed.
What did you do now? Did you go to the swimming pool?
I tied my face and went.
How old are you now?
It's all up to me now.
Oh, I smell something.
If you do that...
I don't want to talk.
If you go all the way over there...
I don't want to talk.
There's no mistake.
The old man's mouth smells like gebo.
Is it water?
It'll bite you.
I can't talk at all.
It won't bite you.
It won't bite you?
It looks like this.
But you can't see it.
Oh, no. It's dangerous in front of you.
Don't say things you don't mean.
What else can you say?
English.
You say "ushii."
What?
You say "ushii."
I don't know anymore.
You don't know?
Don't say it.
He completely showed his expression, but...
The second child, Cocoha, also didn't say "it stinks."
She was careful.
It stinks.
Next, Suzuki Kensuke, who is six years old...
and the grandfather, Shigezou, who is 65 years old.
First of all, they're keeping their distance from their grandchildren.
They're both men.
You went to LA today, right?
You only go there.
Then, Kensuke, who is already in high school...
I'm going to the bathroom.
Bathroom?
Yes.
Mom?
He's trying to escape from the bathroom for a reason.
I want to go to the bathroom.
Bathroom is fine, right?
Cover your face.
Wait for me.
You'll get soaked!
Huh?
You're so kind.
You're too far away.
Even though he went to the bathroom just before entering the store...
My pee is leaking.
Kensuke played a trick on him.
The great-grandfather and grandfather...
also force Kensuke, who came back from the bathroom...
to go to the bathroom.
You're not going to do it, are you?
I'll do it.
I'll do it by putting my shoulders together.
You like it, don't you?
I'm not doing it today.
Why?
It stinks.
Ouch!
What did you do?
What did I do?
It stinks.
What stinks?
What does it smell like?
It doesn't smell that bad.
I don't like this.
I really don't like it.
As a result...
even children are surprisingly careful.
You didn't say it.
If it was our opinion, we would say "it stinks". Even adults say it.
But there was no other way of verifying it?
Yes, there was only one way of verifying it.
There was only one way of verifying it.
The editors had no choice but to put out the yellow one.
There was no other way of doing it.
It's just an image.
It would be nice if you could do it, too. There are people like "yashaogo", right?
"Yashaogo"?
I'm not such a shitty old man.
"Yashaogo" is also a shitty old man.
The next theory is this one.
"Tokoya", "hobo", "gorgo" and "oitearu" theories.
"Tokoya"?
It's "tokoyasan".
It's heavy, isn't it?
Do you go to "tokoyasan"?
I don't go to "tokoyasan".
Why?
Why don't you go to "tokoyasan"?
Can I answer it simply?
It's because I'm bald.
Did you lose your hair when you were about 70 years old?
I'm not that old. I'm 38 years old.
It's about "yashaogo", isn't it?
It's about people who have "yashaogo", isn't it?
Yes.
Is it an old telescope?
If it's an old telescope, it's so small that you can't see it.
Yes.
Oh!
Mr. Umatsumoto.
It doesn't respond at all.
Yes.
Our chemical reaction doesn't work.
- Which one is worse? - Umatsumoto.
Let me ask about your right to speak.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Well, speaking of Golgo, this is it.
Yes. This is a national manga and it's good, isn't it?
Golgo is a long-lived manga that continues from 1968 until now.
- Is that so? - That's right.
- There are currently 175 volumes. - Wow!
- Isn't it amazing? - Wow!
This Golgo is usually placed in any bookstore.
- Have you seen it before? - Um...
- It's kind of short. - That's right.
- It's read-only. - That's right.
- It's definitely good for waiting for a while. - That's right.
- Is it really that common? - Yes, it is.
This is common.
After this, Tokoya investigates and unexpected facts are...
- President, tea has arrived! - Yes, it is.
- Huh? It looks like mochi. - Mochi, fua, pan!
Golgo contains softener, so it's washed and fluffy.
- Pan, pan, pandory! - Golgo!
In winter, it gets entangled in static electricity and shakes.
In winter, it also breaks down.
It detects and penetrates damage by pinpointing it.
It repairs damage.
In winter, you can enjoy it even more!
Pan, pandory!
- Himura-san, isn't that woman crazy? - She's crazy.
- Let's race together. - A marathon competition?
Everything is a challenge. I'll support you.
I'm not confident.
- Pan, pan, pan! - Golgo!
Eiffel supports all the citizen runners who challenge.
- Himura-san, people change when you race. - That's not true.
Everyone, open Eiffel!
(Pokémon)
A park area overflowing with nature.
Encounter Pokémon.
Fight together.
An adventure just for you begins!
To the earth, the sea, and the sky.
Nintendo 3DS Pocket Monster Omega Ruby Alpha Sapphire
Sakurai, Ariushi, Abunai, Yakai, Asuyori, Juji.
Bookstore.
Verify the theory that there are almost no Gorgos.
So, let's investigate the bookstore in the city.
Hello.
Can you show me your bookshelf?
Yes, of course.
Looking at the bookshelf...
Ah!
They found Gorgos quickly.
To the next bookstore...
Hello.
Here it is.
As expected, there are Gorgos.
They continue to investigate...
Gorgos.
So far, out of ten books, seven have Gorgos.
Amazing Gorgos.
As expected, the number one manga in the bookstore is Gorgo XIII, isn't it?
So, they investigate the 300 bookstores in the city.
They create a manga ranking in the bookstores.
From tenth to sixth place are...
As you can see...
Doraemon and Shima Kousaku.
The size of the bookstores...
A very diverse lineup.
And now for the manga ranking in the bookstores...
In fifth place is...
"Kochikageko" and "Kochira Katsushikaku Kamehari Kouenmai Hashitsujou".
Just like "Gorgo", "Ryoutsu Kankichi" is spreading out the main character of "Kakugari".
"Dotabata" is a gag manga.
"Hakkou Kansuu" surpasses "Gorgo" and ranks 193th.
And now for the manga ranking in the bookstores...
In fourth place is...
"Dragon Ball".
It's a monster manga that sold over 230 million copies in 24 countries around the world.
But it's still in fourth place in the bookstores.
And now for the manga ranking in the bookstores...
In third place is...
"Salaryman Kintaro".
It's a success story about a businessman who became a drama actor.
"Salaryman Kintaro" was also very popular in the bookstores in Shinbashi.
It ranks third in the bookstores.
And now for the manga ranking in the bookstores...
"One Piece".
It's one of the most popular manga in Japan.
"One Piece" revolutionized the Japanese manga world.
But it didn't win first place.
And now for the manga ranking in the bookstores...
In first place is...
"Gorgo" ranks third in the bookstores.
"Gorgo" is a proud first place manga that has an overwhelming advantage over "One Piece".
When we asked the artists if there was a special reason for this,
"Saito Takao" is a former barber, so I wonder if there is such a barber.
In fact, "Saito Takao" is a former barber, and his family is also barbers.
Saito Takao's representative work "Gorgo XIII", which became a manga after his family left because of a barber's displeasure,
is now being played by barbers.
Is there a relationship between "Gorgo" and a barber that can't be cut off?
Then, let's find out what it's like outside of a barber.
Is it true that washing your face moisturizes you?
No, it's not.
That's because "dab" contains 40% beauty solution.
Every time you wash your face, your skin will be beautiful and moisturized.
"dab" washing series.
It's a gift of brilliance.
"dab" containing gold argan oil.
Your hair will be filled with brilliance and one day you will shine in your own way.
"dab" with 25 years of thoughts.
I went to a make-up convenience store.
Hey, listen to me.
Make-up can be bought at a convenience store and the number of ATMs is zero!
Even if he says he will follow me...
You followed me, didn't you?
And then...
All you need is "Rake"'s smartphone extension.
Anything else?
Nothing.
Don't you have to go to the store?
All you need is "Rake"'s smartphone extension.
I did it!
I'm so proud of you!
If you choose "Rake"...
I'll wait for you no matter how long it takes.
What a persistent woman!
You're a man now.
Because you didn't sleep, you still have feelings for me.
"Beautiful Trap", tomorrow night at nine o'clock.
We've decided to go to the desert.
"Urobos", Friday night at ten o'clock.
I want to protect...
my life...
my dream...
my possibilities...
Don't worry.
"Save... the Children".
We work while listening to the voices of children in Japan and around the world.
"Save the Children Japan".
"AC Japan" supports this activity.
"Gorgo" is in first place in "Tokoya".
Let's find out what happens outside of "Tokoya".
First of all, "restaurant".
Second place from fifth place, as you can see.
"Oishinbo" and "Cooking Papa" didn't make it to "Tokoya".
This is a lineup unique to restaurants.
And in first place...
"Gorgo" is in third place.
"Gorgo" is in seventh place.
"Gorgo" is in second place again.
"Gorgo" is amazing.
"Gorgo" was strong even in "restaurant".
The next place we investigated was "gasoline stand".
Fifth place from second place, as you can see.
Surprisingly, "car-related manga" didn't make it to "ranking".
And...
The manga placed in a gas station...
The first place goes to...
Hey! Hey, what are you doing?!
It's karaoke!
Regular, full, cash only!
Understood!
Gorgo...
He was betrayed!
So, not only in Tokoya, Gorgo is placed anywhere.
And Tokoya and Gorgo have a mysterious connection.
Amazing!
What do you think of this result?
The mystery has been solved!
Even if you go to a man's house, there's not much of Gorgo.
But everyone knows Gorgo's stamp and everything about Gorgo...
So, I was wondering what was going on...
And it turns out that Tokoya and restaurant where women don't go are read here!
That's right!
But Gorgo doesn't want to be surrounded by cowards...
So, he's not very opposed to triplets.
That's right!
This program was brought to you by...
P. and G. and the sponsors you see here.
It's perfect, isn't it?
Can't we go home?
Mr. Mazumo...
We can't go home yet!
I can't hear you...
I can't see you...
I can't hear you...
I can't see you...
Did you know?
This is where you determine a beauty's impression.
Natural monochrome blush melts into the skin.
Make yourself a lady.
New makeup blush.
Connect and stop life.
What we can do.
Twenties' perseverance.
LOVE IN ACTION.
Rake, I'm going to the convenience store.
Hey, listen to me.
Rake can return it at the convenience store and the number of ATMs is zero.
That means he will come with me for a while.
Rake, if you choose to come with me...
Rake.
How did you like it?
It's troublesome.
What?
It will be difficult to make a reservation again, won't it?
Mitsuboshi is involved in that work.
New appearance of Mitsuboshi Press in Georgia.
Kibirango is one of those three, isn't it good?
What?
There is a set price for everything.
Set, set, it's noisy for money.
It's Kanetaro.
What?
Home network and set.
Smartphone is discounted.
AU smart barrier.
Ah, you read this as money.
Do you know who is the most popular telecom company?
Actually, Volkswagen.
With gratitude...
Polo has now...
Ta-dah!
Turned back the common sense of compact cars.
Volkswagen.
Next week, we will announce the entertainer ranking that was pranked in 2014.
And in first place is "preliminary prank".
Can they really get through it?
Furthermore...
Are you an ORFQ?
Look at me.
Vs. Hickson Gracie.
"Someone who buys a book off of a lucky bag" theory.
"Someone who grows old in a coin laundry" theory.
"Someone who is desperate for life" theory.
Mr. Goto talked about "coming back alive".
How will the Japanese government respond?
"Meiji".
"Give your own strength to those who fight".
"That is a special yogurt".
"L-g-21, lactic acid that fights risks".
Did you know?
This is where beauty's impression is determined.
Natural colored blush has a natural glow.
A new type of makeup blush for ladies.
"Asahi off" is delicious.
Just barely.
"Flint eye off".
Just barely.
Even if you lower it, you dare to leave it.
Just this.
This slight difference is delicious.
"Asahi off".
With an alcohol content increase, it's a new appearance.
It's really delicious.
"Ouch, I got caught".
"The red cut gave me a scar".
"Just applying it doesn't hurt anymore".
"Oh, it doesn't hurt".
"Moreover, even if it's wet, it doesn't stain".
"It doesn't peel off".
"The red cut heals quickly".
"Scar power pad".
"It's healed already".
"Scar power pad".
Do you know who is the most popular TV importer?
"Actually, it's Volkswagen".
"With gratitude",
"The professional has now",
Ta-dah!
"Turned back the common sense of compact cars".
"This is what the professional told us".