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A new show where entertainers use their own theories to present and verify themselves.
"Downtown" on Wednesday.
The first memorable lineup is...
I think it's already extinct.
It's not there anymore! Please!
"Downtown" on Thursday.
"Downtown" on Friday.
Furthermore...
What?!
I'm surprised!
What?!
This can't be happening!
What are you doing?!
Mazuma-san!
Yes?
It's started!
I don't feel nervous at all!
It's really started!
It's started!
Today's guests, especially Komiya-san, are very nervous.
What?!
You don't look nervous at all!
No, not at all!
Is that so?
Yes, I only do news.
Compared to him, I'm like Hayakuso.
We're going to verify various stories of the world.
Not stories, but theories.
There's a theory like this.
Do you know it, everyone?
Yes.
I see.
Do you know anything about it?
A theory?
Yes.
I've never heard of it.
I always laugh about it,
but in dramas and movies,
in the hospital room scene,
they definitely don't peel an apple.
I've never seen anyone peel an apple in a hospital room.
They usually peel the skin.
The skin has the most nutrients.
That's good.
Especially since the person is a patient.
How about you, Sashihara-san?
Is there anything you've heard of?
I've noticed something while working for HKT.
People in Fukuoka don't eat mentaiko at all.
Oh, you're right!
That's right!
Really?
People in Osaka eat takoyaki.
They eat okonomiyaki, too.
But people in Fukuoka eat ramen, but not mentaiko.
Please believe me!
I'd like to present it here.
Go and verify it in the city.
You can do it.
By the way, Komiya-san, is there anything you've heard of?
Ms. Kuroyanagi Tetsuko-san always comes out looking beautiful.
But I've never seen her bare face.
That's sad.
I see.
You haven't, right?
Isn't she being printed?
It's bad to be angry.
I've noticed something recently.
I've bought a big dog.
I have to take it for a walk.
By the way, dogs turn north or south when they poop.
What?!
That's amazing!
Really?!
I didn't say that here!
They avoid east and west.
I wonder why it's strangely slanted on a hill like this.
It's north over there!
I'd like to verify it!
It's over there!
Do you do it every time?
Every time.
What?!
It's true that this theory, that a German research team publishes the same paper, is highly credible.
But it seems like they don't know the reason.
By the way, Matsumoto-san, is there anything you've heard of recently?
Recently?
Well, I've said it for a long time.
All famous comedians have "s".
"s"?
"s" in "sacist".
Matsumoto Shitoshi!
Hamada Masatoshi!
Oh! Akashia-sama!
Yes.
Akashi, huh?
No, I'm serious.
Takeshi-san is one of them.
Oh, you're right!
Everyone thought that "s" didn't exist.
Then, "taisho" came up.
"taisho"?!
Are you a big fan of "taisho"?
It's the first "taisho" that came up in "kinchan".
That's right.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
"taisho" is "sacist"!
"sacist"!
"taisho" is "sacist"!
It's started anew!
Wednesday's "downtown"!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
The first "taisho" that came up in "taisho" is...
...this person!
Please come in!
taisho
You're huge!
The first "taisho" that came up in "taisho" is...
...Mr. Angelo Santana!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
"taisho" is the first "taisho" that came up in my show!
It's really important!
I know!
Your theory is important!
Leave it to me!
What kind of theory do you have?
Actually, I'm from the track and field world!
I brought this theory from the track and field world!
Here it is!
Today's players are all players who have failed in other track and field competitions.
It's a big problem!
First of all, you don't want to do it, do you?
It's rude!
It's rude, but there's no one who suddenly goes to you!
Because in the first video of today's broadcast, it was strange, wasn't it?
Do you do it like this?
If you have stamina, you go to the marathon!
First of all, you do the marathon and say, "Oh, I can't do it. I can't be number one."
What?
I think so!
Did I start with fear from the beginning?
No, you didn't.
You don't know the rules well, do you?
It's complicated.
If you don't study about track and field once, you can't talk about it.
I summarized it in the video. Please take a look!
He has walked for three hours and forty-three minutes!
He is still walking! The stadium is still walking!
It's a little strange today to compete for how fast you can walk!
Today!
In Japan, there are about 2,000 minor sports in track and field.
However, its history is old and it is an official Olympic sport more than 100 years ago!
The rules of such fear are complicated anyway!
Of course, running is prohibited!
You must have either left or right legs on the ground!
In addition, you must not bend your knees until your legs come just below your body!
In other words, walking normally is also prohibited!
In such a rule, players continue to violate the rules in order to walk as fast as possible!
Even just before reaching the goal at the top!
Disqualified without mercy!
By the way, you will be disqualified for violating the rules three times, but ...
In order to prevent the last spurt of a player who has not been criticized so much as he is prepared to violate the rules,
only for the last 100 meters, a special one-shot disqualification rule is provided.
However, among them, there are also players who gamble.
This is running, isn't it?
Can you say it's a sprint?
It's running, isn't it?
It's a solo run.
As expected, this player is disqualified for one shot.
And the rule is to walk up to 50 kilometers and unexpectedly harsh competition.
You're losing consciousness.
You're not losing consciousness!
Many players retire.
It seems that you were very good at short distance running in high school.
Oh, you're a bad girl.
I'm thinking of making you run away for a moment!
Do you think I'll let you go?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm just returning it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
It's not such a problem!
As a result of that, even in a world track and field where world-class players gather,
rules violations and retires make it impossible for almost half of them to reach the goal.
The police keep talking about such rumors.
What do you think?
The Deacs will run down the hill and keep walking down the hill.
No, no, they're not running, they're running with their arms up.
What do you think of this?
If you're interested in it, it's interesting, isn't it?
Well, once you know the rules, you'll know whether it's interesting or not, but if you look at it from a flag, you won't know what it is, so there's no way you'll go there all of a sudden.
There's no doubt about it.
Why is it only long-distance? Isn't there a short- distance warning?
100 meters.
100 meters of warning.
Is it 100 meters?
I don't think it's 100 meters.
Why do you make it long-distance?
That's right.
It's not funny.
Wait! I'll tell you!
Here it is!
I can't rely on it anymore.
What?
Is it a jacuzzi?
Welcome!
When you feel tired, you can do this.
You can get a pillow.
It's not funny!
You're trying to be cool.
He is Satoshi Yanagisawa, a former Japanese representative.
Welcome!
Yanagisawa-san, what kind of sports did you do before?
I was just a long-distance runner.
I knew it!
Where did you switch?
I was in the first long-distance 5,000-meter race.
It was my second race.
My teacher told me that I didn't have any talent.
I took the second place in the race.
That's right!
You're right!
Have you ever failed?
Yes, I have.
It's cruel.
You can't even reach the goal.
That's right.
I've failed even after I reached the goal.
I went to the bathroom after I reached the goal.
The referee came to the bathroom and opened the door.
Yanagisawa, you've failed.
Open the door.
It's cruel.
It's stressful, isn't it?
Don't you want to run?
Muscles are different.
Running and marathoning are different.
Tanaka, you came to Nanshin.
No, no, but there is no one.
What?
I knew it.
To go suddenly.
But isn't it limited to those who are afraid of heights?
No, there are people who suddenly jump high in the track and field.
I see.
There are short-distance runners and long-distance runners.
But there is no one.
Please.
I'm serious.
Please!
I'm serious about this!
We searched on this show if there is anyone who started fear from the beginning.
Oh! Thank you.
Let's watch the video.
Feared runners.
All of them verified their failures in other track and field competitions.
Let's ask the top athletes about their failures.
I started kyoho when I was in 2nd year of high school.
My teacher at the track and field club told me that kyoho is better for long distances.
That's why I transferred to kyoho.
I did kyoho for 2 years at first, but I was already doing it in high school.
Even an Olympic athlete can transfer from a long distance.
Also, Olympic Japan representative Takumi Saito said...
I'm lonely to compete in a competition alone, so let's compete together.
And he forced me to participate.
I started doing kyoho for a long distance.
But after 2 months of practice, I got sick of it and decided to transfer to something else.
So I started doing kyoho for a long distance.
I got sick while I was running for a long distance.
I couldn't run because of pain, but I could walk because of pain.
That's how I started doing kyoho.
When I was in 1st year of high school, one of my seniors was doing kyoho.
That's how I started doing kyoho.
That's how she started doing kyoho.
She did kyoho for 3 years in Japan.
Also, for 50kg kyoho Japanese record holder Yuuki Yamazaki...
The coach said, "You don't know how to run."
Do kyoho, or be a manager.
Choose yourself.
He was forced to do kyoho.
I see.
There were more reasons than we expected.
Out of 50 people who interviewed him...
50 of them said they got sick from running.
That's amazing!
So they decided that adult kyoho runners were too strict.
They decided to target elementary and middle school students.
I see.
When they looked into it...
For some reason, Ishikawa Prefecture is overwhelmingly popular for kyoho runners.
So we headed to Ishikawa Prefecture.
We interviewed middle school students at the track and field record meeting.
I don't think so.
Usually, long-distance people say, "Why don't you try it?"
But among them, the person who has valuable information is...
Kahokushi's Unoke middle school student, Oga- kun...
Maybe...
He might have been a firefighter from the beginning.
However, with the cooperation of various people, he managed to get in touch with the expected firefighter boy.
Good morning. I'm Goga Ryuki.
This is the rumored firefighter middle school student, Goga-kun.
Is he really a stranger who started as a firefighter?
Did you start as a firefighter?
Yes.
However, he discovered a firefighter who is not in the weather team.
Suzuki Yusuke won the Olympics and became very popular.
Suzuki Yusuke is a local Ishikawa prefecture firefighter.
He is now the second-highest firefighter in Japan in the world ranking.
I see.
Suzuki started firefighting because he admired him.
So, he is the only firefighter in Ishikawa Prefecture who is not a misunderstanding group.
There is only one firefighter in Ishikawa Prefecture, right?
There is no need for one firefighter in Ishikawa Prefecture.
I'm the only firefighter in Ishikawa Prefecture.
But there was one firefighter in Ishikawa Prefecture.
Goga-kun!
But Goga-kun, if you could be someone you like a little more, you would quit right away, wouldn't you?
Is that true at this stage?
That's amazing.
So, as a result of verification, most of the firefighters are from different sports, but not all of them.
And?
After the first person's presentation ended and they took a breath in the studio...
Is it okay?
After this, an unexpected development that even Dan-tan doesn't know about...
I was surprised.
It's definitely not good.
This program is brought to you by "p" and "g" and sponsored by the following sponsors.
Don't put it in my mouth!
You're kidding, right?
What should I do? Should I look at it? What should I do?
The next presenter is...
This person!
Who is it?
What?!
I'm surprised.
What?!
It can't be!
What do you mean?!
What are you doing?!
What do you mean?!
Are you reading it?
I'm not reading it!
I'm more surprised than this!
Are you reading it?!
I'm not reading it!
It can't be, right?!
I was in school and I'm reading it now.
Your footwork is too light!
It's because of this angle!
You're right!
What?!
What are you doing?!
Go home!
I'm surprised!
Scary!
I'm surprised!
What?!
Is it real?!
It's real!
What?!
It's real!
It's beat-targeted!
That's real!
I don't know what's real anymore!
You're surprised?!
I'm surprised!
What is that?!
Go home!
I'm surprised!
Why are you doing this?!
It's amazing!
I'm surprised!
It's totally unexpected!
I'm surprised!
As a first surprise, it's good, right?!
It's amazing!
What was that?!
What?!
The presenter who will appear after this ridiculous happening is...
Now!
Huh?
The next person is really difficult!
The next presenter is this person!
Please don't say "tendon"!
He has appeared!
It's "tendon"!
It's me!
It's hard!
What?!
You came all of a sudden?!
I came all of a sudden!
What?! What did you do?!
I didn't know who you were!
That's right! I didn't know you either!
You came in such a cool way and walked in such a polite manner...
You said "sorry, sorry" and took my position...
No, you were originally me!
And everyone said "Takeshi-san" and I thought "Oh, it's Takeshi-san!"
You didn't know?!
I didn't know!
You're lying!
I've been in the entertainment world for 20 years and I met Takeshi-san for the first time!
What?!
Oh, I see!
Takeshi-san, I feel like you don't know me...
You don't know Takeshi-san?!
I wonder if someone related to my presentation came today...
But I don't intend to have that kind of feeling!
It's completely different from our meeting!
You're still wearing that... "captain" of Ogata- san, aren't you?
You're still wearing that "captain" of Ogata-san, aren't you?
You're wearing a fighting gear...
I'm wearing a fighting gear...
You're the hottest, aren't you?!
That surprised me...
Well, then, let's switch places and bring in another theory!
Yes, please!
Right now, on Earth, animals are in danger of extinction...
And not only animals, but also cultures are disappearing...
I see...
So, the theory I want to propose is this one!
There used to be a lot of people called "skepans" back in the day.
That's true!
There used to be!
There used to be a lot of people called "skepans" back in the day.
My sister was a "skepan"!
She had a huge bag!
In the first place, what is "skepan"?
Well, this kind of style is "skepan", but...
This monitor...
You guys were there, weren't you?!
This is "dramada gyudon", isn't it?!
There really were!
"Skepans" of "ikikipero" were there!
They had masks on their heads...
Yeah, masks!
They had masks on their heads!
When I was in the first place...
A middle-aged "skepan" asked me if I wanted to trade my diary with him.
A "skepan" did?!
Yes!
A "skepan" is serious!
I felt sorry for him when I was in the first place...
I was wearing glasses and I felt sorry for him...
So I asked a "skepan" to trade my diary for me.
I didn't want to trade my diary with that "skepan" so I asked my friend for a loan.
But they found out and beat me up!
"Skepan" is here!
They beat me up!
I was surprised!
I was like "women can be beaten up like that?!"
I kicked them as hard as I could!
Now there is a group of people...
...who embarrassed us and made us cry at night.
I don't think there are any of them anymore!
Zero!
I'm sure of it!
Really?!
Of course they are not in Tokyo!
But if you think about it...
I think they are in western Japan...
They are here!
If you are not starving...
You can't do this!
I know!
I don't know!
I'm sure of it!
Not one of them is here!
I think they are extinct!
Based on this theory...
...our staff went out and searched for them!
I'm sure of it!
Let's watch the video!
Has "skepan" really been extinct?
Our staff starts searching!
First, we interview the publisher of "yanki" magazine.
I'm looking for "skepan" but...
I haven't seen him lately!
I don't think he is here anymore!
We also interview more than 40 special uniforms stores...
...and more people buy "skepan" as an event costume.
But we don't have any information about "skepan".
So we asked Mr. Iwatashi of "yanki" magazine for information.
I'm looking for "skepan" but...
Have you seen "skepan" lately?
"Skepan" we saw in the 80's...
...is almost identical to "kaimu".
In the past, there was a "all-japan-skepan- lengue"...
...where hundreds of "skepan" were taught.
That was more than 15 years ago...
...and it's still going on!
I'm looking for "skepan" lately...
Ladies with surprising names existed, but "skepan" is not seen recently.
If there is a possibility of being all over Japan, where is there a possibility of being?
North Kanto, Tochigi, Ibaragi, Gunma...
Yankees are also often alone.
Around North Kanto, it is said that many Yankees still survive today.
A few days later...
A message from Iwahashi City that they found a female Yankee group in Ibaragi...
Immediately, the staff made contact and flew to Ibaragi.
When they arrived at the waiting karaoke box...
A flashy vehicle that looks like it belongs to a female Yankee...
I'm looking forward to it!
Beyond this door...
Is there a skewer in Ibaragi?
Excuse me, hello!
Hello!
I heard that there is a skewer in Ibaragi.
Are you all skewers?
We are oragels!
Oragels...
Oragels, commonly known as "oragels", are the mainstream of bad girls these days.
It is said that fashion is characterized by dressing up in a cute way, such as wearing a jersey or a sweater.
Were you wearing long skirts or serafuku?
It was short, but I wore loose socks and crocs.
Was it short?
Yes, it was.
What do you think of this outfit?
I think it's lame. It's embarrassing.
I wish it was Halloween.
It might be good.
Treating this style as Halloween wasn't really "skewan".
And so, the staff came up with a plan.
Skewans should be dating yankees.
It is still difficult for a male yankee to confirm his survival.
So, if you hit him from there, you should be able to get to a skewan.
That's scary!
So, a journalist introduced me to a yankee.
Once again, it was a yankee-type Ibaragi.
And there he was.
Hello.
I'm looking for a skewan right now.
That's scary!
Do you have a girlfriend?
I don't have a girlfriend.
I want to be in a guy's club.
You haven't had one in a while?
It's been a while.
So you had one recently?
A little while ago.
What kind of girl was the girl you used to date?
She was a gal, wasn't she?
Just an ordinary girl.
She wasn't bad either.
Like a gal?
Yeah, like a gal.
Don't cut in like that every now and then.
But since he has a girlfriend, he calls her out.
This man's girlfriend is none other than Skevan.
But what appeared was an ordinary high school girl who is not even close to Skevan.
Furthermore, a yankee's girlfriend is found, but...
Skevan cannot be found due to ordinary high school girls.
Could it be that Skevan has been wiped out?
I have a feeling like that.
According to the staff,
there is an important piece of information from a special school uniform store that we contacted before.
It seems that there is a person who purchased Skevan's uniform for the graduation ceremony at a middle school in Shizuoka.
The program staff contacted Skevan himself and waited for him at the graduation ceremony.
What appeared there was...
Huh?
Wow!
Skevan, are you there?
Skevan!
Wow!
Damn it!
See!
It's not a lie, is it?
It's a lie!
He contacted a middle school student in Shizuoka and waited for him at the graduation ceremony.
What appeared there was...
Huh?
Wow!
Skevan, are you there?
Skevan!
Hello.
I've heard that there is a Skevan quietly.
Skevan, I wear this costume for the graduation ceremony.
Do you usually wear that costume?
No.
Wow!
But you don't wear it even if you go alone?
I don't wear it.
Do you quarrel with each other?
We don't quarrel.
Not at all?
No.
By the way, do you have a weapon or something like that?
I don't have it.
It's like cosplay.
Wow!
In addition to her cosplay statement, it is clear that she is a complete gal in her personal clothes.
The search is again empty.
Has Skevan disappeared after all?
No.
She is not here. Skevan is not here.
No.
It's true.
I'm a little lonely.
Are you lonely?
I'm a little lonely.
I think I raised my voice.
Skevan is about to extinction.
It will end at this rate.
No one listened to me at that time.
Are there no girls who don't know each other?
I think only I quarrel with girls.
Like a famous lady?
Yes.
But if girls in karaoke quarrel with you...
No, they do. They are very strong.
Really?
No, if they lick me, I'll beat them up.
No, I can beat them up easily.
You did it.
You betrayed me.
But it's a big trauma for me.
I'm more afraid of girls who don't know me than girls who don't know me.
However, there is one more video.
What?
Let me show you.
I want to see it.
One month has passed since the creation of "Skevan".
Once again, there is information from a special uniform shop.
There seems to be a woman in Osaka who usually wears a "skevan" look.
- In Osaka! - In Osaka!
She may have fallen asleep again.
- In Osaka... - She is anxious, but she goes to Osaka.
And while she is waiting in a designated place...
- There she is! - What?!
- Hey! - You're kidding me!
- You're kidding me!
- Look! - Look!
- Huh?! - Wow, she's wearing it!
This sharp look in her eyes...
- It's obvious that she hasn't done it before. - You're kidding me!
- No, it's not like that! - No, it's not like that!
- Wow!
- People say that. - Do you always wear that uniform?
Always. Since 11th grade.
Basically, I've been wearing it for a long time.
Everyone around me...
What do you call it... Short skirts...
And loose socks...
I thought it was ugly.
So I thought I'd wear it for a long time.
Even around her...
She says that only one person wears it in a skivvy style.
Do you make fun of your friends?
No, I never do.
It's heavy!
Do you always wear those shoes?
I always wear Mouton.
You're wearing Mouton?!
Why are you wearing Mouton boots?
They're easier to move in a fight.
There was this girl's senpai, a really cute senpai.
And we were walking in front of her.
And there was poison in the house, so we were just walking around.
And we got hit.
And she fell down.
And we ended up hitting each other.
You still walk around.
Do you ever get injured?
What do you do?
Injury...
My face would swell up.
Or my neck wouldn't turn.
But...
Well, I wouldn't bleed or anything.
I see, I see.
That's funny!
When you see something like this...
Which do you like better, normal or like this?
I like this one better.
Is it cooler?
It's cooler. I like this one better.
You are...
A pervert, aren't you?
Hmm... I guess so.
And so...
A pervert existed in Osaka.
A pervert existed in Osaka!
There was one in Osaka, wasn't there?!
That power is real.
Seriously...
So they are fighting.
Her neck wouldn't turn.
There's no blood, though.
There's no blood, but her neck would turn.
I've never seen someone like that.
It's funny, isn't it?
Maybe she'll appear in next year's R-1.
She'll be doing contests all by herself.
Like me, like me, like me.
If she appears in the future, I'd like her to come and talk to me.
I'd like to meet her.
I'd like to talk to her.
You'd like to talk to her, wouldn't you?
I'd like to talk to her.
I'll keep my distance, though.
I have feelings for her.
If you watch this show, I might change my skin color.
You might change it.
To a different place.
She was alone in Osaka at the time of the explosion.
As a result of the verification,
Skeban barely survived in Osaka.
Let's move on.
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in.
Who could it be?
Antonio Inoki!
Nice to meet you!
I'm so happy!
So, Inoki will tell us all about you.
I'm so happy!
Inoki, you're not here for pro-wrestling, are you?
Today, I will tell you everything you want to know about me.
Really?
Here is Inoki's theory.
North Korea!
Wow!
Actually, it's a great theory!
Antonio Inoki has visited North Korea 27 times as a peace-loving sportsman.
In January of this year, he was punished for not obtaining permission from the National Assembly.
However, Inoki will tell us about his unexpected appearance in North Korea.
Let's see what happened when he actually visited North Korea.
First of all, let's watch a video clip.
Here you go.
The first North Korea that Antonio Inoki visited.
There is a lot of entertainment.
Really?
Pyongyang is the capital of North Korea, where about 2.5 million people live.
The area is about half of Tokyo and the population is about the same size as Osaka.
Pyongyang, which we often see in the news, is like this.
It's an image of a place like this.
The cityscape is...
Oh, skyscrapers!
Skyscraper mansions and skyscrapers line up to form a modern city.
Pyongyang is now under construction of skyscrapers.
In the center of the city, a super skyscraper with a landmark of 330 meters is also under construction.
Wow! What's this?
We don't have this in Japan.
And at night, this skyscraper army...
A gorgeous light-up ceremony is also being held.
And when it comes to amusement facilities in Pyongyang...
It's huge!
Bowling alley...
Zoo...
And Gunla Amusement Park, which opened two years ago.
Wow!
And of course, it's a popular screamer...
Dolphin show facilities!
A water slider turns into a popular pool!
An amusement park!
These were the entertainment facilities in North Korea.
What do you think of this, everyone?
It's different.
Right?
But rather than North Korea, I feel like Pyongyang is better.
I see.
I think it's because I'm fat, but they wear swimsuits in front of people like that.
I see.
Women are usually fat, aren't they?
I'm sorry.
No, no, no!
Women are a little fat, but men are thin.
But only rich people can do it, right?
Pool, bowling...
Are they all doing it now?
Isn't the price that high?
I think it's still too cheap.
I see.
It's so different from what I imagined.
And ski resorts...
I've been to Masiniwon recently.
I've heard of it.
It's amazing.
It's only 5,000 meters away.
And there are about 10 other resorts.
Is there a famous talent in North Korea?
Yes.
The Moranbong Orchestra.
Moranbong Orchestra?
Yes.
They're all good at playing instruments.
They're like 12th grade students.
Are there entertainers?
Yes, there are.
I see.
It's different from Japan, though.
Is there a variety show on TV?
Recently, there's been a little bit of it.
It's pretty normal.
It's like black noir, isn't it?
There's more.
I'm a little surprised.
Let's watch the next video.
North Korea, part two.
The food is amazing.
Among the numerous North Korean dishes, Pyongyang Ramen is especially famous for being delicious.
It is said to be the most delicious in the world, with a stronger waist than Korean ramen.
In addition, matsutake is imported to Japan and is a specialty of North Korea, which accounts for 30% of its consumption.
And lebasashi, hamaguri gasoline grilled, and ahiru grilled meat are also said to be excellent.
In North Korea, vegetables and cows remain natural, and it seems that the material itself is delicious due to the fact that agriculture cannot be used much economically .
That was the cooking situation of North Korea.
Inoki, how does it taste? Is it delicious?
The taste is a little lighter than the south.
And the kimchi, too.
Inoki, aren't you being told?
No, no, no.
You look serious.
Did you eat ahiru last night?
Grilled meat has a lot of ahiru, doesn't it?
Ahiru is grilled meat?
Ahiru?
Yes, ahiru.
Ahiru?
No, no, I didn't eat much.
Inoki didn't eat much.
He doesn't go to a commercial store.
Because he's invited.
I see, I see.
Inoki, what do you always eat when you go?
I definitely eat ramen. It's really delicious.
The best in the world?
The best in the world? That's true.
What is your staple food in North Korea?
What do ordinary people eat for breakfast?
I don't know that much, but we usually eat...
Sometimes Inoki is scary.
Because he's invited.
Sometimes Inoki is scary.
Why?
You just said you didn't know what you didn't know.
There's no McDonald's, is there?
There's no McDonald's.
There's no McDonald's, is there?
There was a hamburger shop, but I don't know the name of it.
McDonald's?
It's not there.
You don't know about McDonald's, do you, North Koreans?
No, I don't know.
You don't know about McDonald's, do you, North Koreans?
Even if Donald walks by, I won't point at his face.
Antonio Inoki saw North Korea. Part 3.
Young people are amazing.
What are they doing?
Are they making a big deal out of it among children?
- What kind of blade is it? - A roller skate.
- That's cool. - But it's not cheap. - Yeah, it's not cheap.
It's such a boom that a large-scale roller skate rink is being built in the city.
As a communication tool, mobile phones are common sense and smartphones are also popular recently.
- They have it. - These women have two mobile phones. - I see.
- And their feet are thick sandals. - I see.
Unexpectedly, women in North Korea are stylish and sensitive.
- Nowadays, tea leaves are not uncommon. - I see.
In addition, it is said that there are more women who have plastic surgery recently.
- I see. - These were the young people in North Korea.
- What do you think of this? Young people don't change much, do they? - Looking at it now, I don't think anything has changed.
- It's changing more and more in this aspect. - I see.
- Everyone has a mobile phone as if it were common. - That's right.
- Everyone changes every time they go. - That's new.
- If you don't know exactly, you'll have hundreds of questions. - You don't use Twitter, do you?
- No, we don't. - Twitter. - Twitter.
- But young people can't translate whatever they want, can they? - That's right.
- I think so, too. - How do you make regulations?
- Like this. - I see.
- I'd like to know more about it. - I see.
Since he doesn't know much about Twitter, Mr. Ko, a journalist from North Korea, will be his assistant.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Mr. Ko, you don't look like a young man anymore.
- Oh, you're right. - As you can see,
Pyongyang is a limited area, of course.
Earlier you mentioned Twitter, but it's not Twitter.
It's social media.
It's a closed network where you can exchange emails.
- It's like a dating app. - A dating app!
If you go to the game center,
you can see Mr. Inoki's arm wrestling machine.
- Game center? - There's a game center.
- Does Mr. Inoki do this? - Yes, he does.
- Does he fight with it? - He's a hero. - Amazing.
How about dating? Young people's dating.
Mr. Inoki, you've seen couples in Pyongyang, right?
Can they walk hand in hand?
- Well, they can go on boats and flirt. - What?
- There's no love hotel, right? - There isn't,
but recently, in the region,
there's a place like a fishing port where you can use it like that.
Also, Mr. Inoki is staying at a gold hotel.
- A gold hotel. - Right?
There's a rumor that there's something fishy about it.
- What do you mean? - I've stayed at a gold hotel,
but the bedroom was covered in mirrors.
- What? - The walls.
- The bedroom? - That's right.
- Do you use mirrors for that, too? - No, it's more like...
- I think it's like surveillance. - What about you, Mr. Inoki?
I've heard that story, too.
- Really? - You're under surveillance, anyway.
- Is there such a thing? - Mr. Inoki didn't stay there.
- You can't see it. - There's a space between rooms.
- A space where people can enter. - I see.
I don't know if it's for everyone, but...
- Are you planning to go again? - I used to be from North Korea.
That's why I couldn't express my feelings.
- Sports and culture exchange is basic. - It's basic?
Even if it's not interesting, it's my personality.
- It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter?
I have to blow up the National Assembly.
According to Antonio Inoki, North Korea is more amazing than he thought.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Tonight's presenter is...
Ta-da!
I'm here. I'm Tamura Geri of comedy department.
You're old-fashioned.
- Your face is already like that. - Why do you look like that?
- Because you're already here. - That's right.
- And I'm here, too. - And I'm here, too.
- Are you still here? - You're right!
- That's right. - Are you okay?
- How about you? - I'd like you to give me a little of it.
Okay? Today, I'm going to talk about some theories.
- And you guys, too... - What?
- What are you doing? - Are you kidding me?
What are you doing?
You're making us all nervous.
Why did you say "tea"?
- What are you doing? - We don't know anything!
- You're going to say "tea" from now on, too. - "Tea"!
First of all, I'm going to talk about a theory about breath.
First of all, please look at this.
You all know about this, don't you?
Yes.
Lord Takanohana, I'm Daiohkozuna.
Yes.
Is there anything that you think is strange about it?
Of course, it's quite relaxed.
Eh, is that all?
Eh, you don't know?
I don't know.
Then, shall we look at one more thing?
Here.
Yes, Lord Kitanoumi.
Yes.
You've noticed it, haven't you?
No, no, no.
Eh, is it true?
Eh, if you say it like that, will anyone say "ah"?
Of course, there's something in common.
Something in common!?
It's your hair, as a hint.
My hair.
Huh!?
Eh!?
Doesn't your hair look strange no matter how you look at it?
It's not strange!
Ah, yes, yes! An all-back!
Yes, yes!
This is an all-back.
Then, this is the last one.
Yes.
Please look at it.
This is...
Don't make me fall for it!
It can't be more than three frames!
Mr. Yamada.
I told you not to make me fall for it!
We didn't choose this funny photo and bring it here.
Eh, isn't it different!?
This is the official photo of the sumo association.
This is spreading all over the world.
Seriously!?
That's right!
Ah, is that so!?
That's why we chose it as the nicest photo!
What's "nice"?
Mr. Kuriwa and Mr. Yamada can't look like this no matter how many times they take it.
Well, even a lawyer can't look like this.
That's right.
Because it's the nicest one!
That's right!
Therefore, I will announce the theory I will introduce.
Here it is!
The reason why Riki-shi's hairstyle after retirement is so strange is that he has a hole in his back due to bending his hair.
Why?
Because he is pulled.
He is pulled every day.
Whether he wins or loses a match, he is pulled in the bedroom.
I will say it as a substitute, but I don't mind it.
You said it in a pretty early stage.
I don't mind it at all.
But I think everyone watching this will say, "It's strange. Everyone looks like him." or "He has a strange hairstyle."
By the way, other Riki-shi...
Let me see.
No, no, no...
Look, high-heeled Riki-san.
You're already high-heeled.
It's like a textbook.
You're being carried away.
Carried away and carried away.
No, no, no!
Just by having that kind of hairstyle...
That's true.
There's no one who has their hair down like this.
There's no one like that.
We've been looking into it.
Oh, is that so?
Please take a look.
Why is Riki-shi's hairstyle like that after his retirement strange?
Is it because of the hair hole in the back of his head?
To find out the truth, we asked a professional with hair loss.
I don't know if it's because of the hair hole in the back of my head.
For example, if you keep your parting hair in the same place,
it'll be easier for your hair to stick to it.
It's like that.
If you keep your parting hair in the back of your head,
it'll be easier for your hair to stick to it.
I think there's a possibility of that.
That's right.
It seems like there's a possibility of your hair sticking to your head due to hair loss for many years,
but even a professional with hair loss can't guarantee it.
Then, what do they think?
Riki-shi used to be a chef, and now he runs restaurants and participates in pro-wrestling.
We asked this person who is active in multi- tasking.
It's because of my long hair.
I've been doing chonmage for 20 years now,
and it's become a habit of mine.
I can't fix it.
He says it's become a habit of his own.
When I wake up in the morning, it's already in the back of my head.
So even if I fix it, it doesn't get fixed.
It doesn't get fixed even if I put it in front of me.
So I think it's all in the back of my head.
Whether or not the hair of a former swordsman is clean is another matter.
It seems almost true that his hair is bent and taken to the back.
It's here.
It's here!
Even if I wake up, it's already in the back of my head.
Maybe it's true.
Because it's the only thing.
Yes, thank you!
I received it. Thank you.
Well, next.
I'll do it again.
How many times will you do it?
You said you brought some of them, didn't you?
If you had asked me properly, I would have said "what?"
Well, next.
I'm missing it, but you still have bangs, don't you?
Ikezu.
I haven't heard of you for a long time.
The next theory is...
The birth pain hasn't come out yet.
How do you feel about birth pain?
It's like a watermelon coming out of your nose.
It's like a bullet coming out of a cannonball.
It's because you haven't eaten it yet.
That's what you're saying now, isn't it?
Let's verify it.
The birth pain hasn't come out yet.
It's like a watermelon coming out of your nose.
It's like a bullet coming out of a cannonball.
It's because you haven't eaten it yet.
So, this time...
To investigate women who are about to give birth...
We asked the Keiai Hospital in Saitama Prefecture for cooperation.
They just had their birth.
We interviewed mothers in the hospital.
What do you think of birth pain?
My lower back hurts a lot.
I feel like I'm being hit by someone with a hammer.
It's scary.
It's like a car coming out of my body.
It's scary.
It's like a car coming out of my body.
Is it like being cut with a chainsaw?
My pelvis.
It hurts.
I've been hit before.
It's like being hit on the ground from about four or five floors of a building.
Does it hurt that much?
It's scary.
It's scary all the time.
It's the first time in my life that I've had a bigger poop than 20 centimeters.
I say this a lot.
A little less than 20 centimeters.
He gave us various examples, but none of them came to mind.
And then...
I'm sorry, I only said one word.
Let's say something like "I'm about to be born."
What?
There will be women who are about to give birth soon.
The long-awaited first child will be born.
His father is also nervous.
And then...
He gave birth safely.
Even if it's only 15 minutes after birth, you can expect this.
You answered a lot of questions.
Let's start with the first question.
What kind of pain was it when you gave birth?
Well...
It came out of such a small place.
I don't know.
It's a difficult example.
But it came out.
Can you give us an example?
Well...
It's hard.
What should I say first?
I can't think of anything.
It was serious.
I can't think of anything.
It didn't come to mind right after birth.
So we'll change the verification method.
The reason why it doesn't come to mind is...
Maybe it's because general women have little experience of pain that comes from examples.
Let's ask this person, who has experienced many pains so far.
She is a former female professional wrestler and now a mother of two children, Aki Hokuto.
Ms. Hokuto was given the "moment of pain" best score in her life.
Of course, while professional wrestling techniques come in, pay attention to which place birth comes in.
From 10th to 6th place is as you can see.
While professional wrestling techniques come in, accidents and trouble with animals come in.
It's a pretty interesting ranking, but birth hasn't come out yet.
I see.
Now, let me announce the top 5 in China.
Now, 5th place.
Aja Kong's back sword.
Oh, this is painful.
Oh, this was painful.
Aja's back sword comes around here, so if you're not good at it, you'll get hit in the neck.
I think only Aja's back sword can give you that much pain in your arm.
I see.
Now, 4th place.
A big dragon's head that Kuwa stabbed in his head.
What is this?
What kind of work is this?
When I was about three years old, I was building a house, and I think I piled up dozens of tatami mats.
For a child, it was quite expensive.
A neighbor's child was playing, and he got on top of it and fell on the cover for a moment.
The one who fell there was Kuwa.
And to his surprise, his forehead was stabbed.
When he was stabbed, there was an incident where he died.
Now, 3rd place.
Ta-da!
I hit my face in the Toyota Manami line and I saw a bone.
This is called a plancher, and there's a technique where you aim from the top of the corner outside of the ring and fly out.
I thought, "Now's my chance!" and I aimed at the Toyota Manami and I flew out.
But I got away.
And my knee hit the fence outside of the ring.
My knee hit the fence outside of the ring.
In an instant, my bone, my white bone, fell off.
Here is the actual video at the time.
Stop it!
Oh my god!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It was white. It was white.
It was white.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
The moment I saw his knee, I could see his white bone.
I could see his bone.
It was the hardest pain in my life.
Next, the second place.
The second place goes to...
Ta-da!
Birth.
I can't tell you how painful it was.
It wasn't a big deal for me because I was working.
But I didn't know how long it would last.
I've experienced pain in many matches.
I thought it would be better if I got hit about 1,000 times.
That's how painful it was.
I forgot about that pain and wanted another one.
I guess it's because I'm cute.
And finally, the first place.
What is the pain that exceeds birth?
The first place goes to...
When I drilled a hole in his skull.
You may be wondering what I'm talking about.
When I was 19 years old, I broke my neck bone.
I drilled four holes in his skull, starting with his skull bone, so that it wouldn't slow down.
I was pushed out of the second corner with a piledriver.
And I broke my neck bone.
Here is the shocking video.
So far, it's "p" and "g."
Sponsored by you.
It's really painful.
But you know it, don't you?
You know how painful it is, don't you?
I was driven away from the second corner by a pile driver.
And my neck bone was broken and I died.
And here is the shocking video.
I'm scared of this.
Are you kidding me?
What's wrong? Does it smell? What's wrong with you?
Come on! Come on!
Wow, it hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Wow, this is amazing!
As a result, the pain of giving birth is more painful than seeing the knee bone, and less painful than making a hole in the skull bone.
Now you know the pain of giving birth!
Is that what it is?
What is this?
It's not a simple interpretation, but...
There's nothing we can't use as a reference.
That's right!
It really hurts!
No, I don't know!
But you know what it is, don't you?
You know what it is, don't you?
You know how painful it is, don't you?
Why does he keep hitting me when I'm in pain like that?
You're right.
I didn't know it would get this bad.
Let's change the subject!
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