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Tonight!
Why are you making me look like a boyfriend?!
A 19-year-old Kanami Nijioka from Gifu Prefecture, who is good at acting with a lot of facial expressions...
Please stop it! I'm not a little kid anymore!
...tries to trick impossible hiru-chan, an all-out entertainer!
Her strategy is...
Even in the worst-case scenario where the air is heavy,
if you use your acting skills, you can keep making jokes for more than 30 minutes!
An all-out hell-brings-you-to-hell challenge!
What is that?!
Even in the worst-case scenario where the air is heavy,
if you use your acting skills, you can keep making jokes for more than 30 minutes!
That's a lot of jokes!
Why all of a sudden?
My parents don't laugh at me.
But I want them to laugh at me.
I want them to keep laughing at me.
30 minutes with a pin is like hell!
Even with a duo, it's tough!
I don't think you can do it!
How do you feel about being tricked?
I'm really nervous.
I'm playing a completely different role than myself.
I'm worried about whether I can do it well.
There's a strange atmosphere.
On the other hand...
That's a good topic.
Hello!
I'm impossible's hiru-chan!
I'll eat your rice ball!
Okay! I'll do my best!
What kind of show is this?!
That's right!
This time...
At people's homes who are going out of town...
They'll eat their favorite rice ball...
And in front of their families, they'll show off their jokes...
Can I come home with you?
Onigiri version of a fake show...
Hiru-chan was invited!
"Can I come home with you?" Onigiri version?!
What is that?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I'd like to go to your family.
Oh no! My heart stopped!
No! No! No!
What is that?!
Help me!
Let me eat your rice ball!
Hiru-chan is working hard for his first interview in his life...
By the way, when we asked Eiji about Hiru-chan's usual personality...
My personality is just kind.
When I become a beautiful woman, I tend to dress up.
Until now, we've been laughing together for about 17 years, and we haven't done anything like that before.
Contrary to that gay style, this kind-hearted 35-year-old...
For female fans who rarely appear...
We've received information that they're pretty weak.
It's like Nishimosu-san.
With that said, Director Ueda...
Based on this information, we'll leave the rest to you!
Hiru-chan doesn't have much experience as a woman...
So she's like a rough-and-tough girl...
But she's also like a happy couple.
First of all, in order to succeed in deceiving her...
Hiru-chan decided to act as a rough-and-tough high school girl as a big fan of hers.
Well, it's kind of flashy...
Well, you can wave your hand or something like that, right?
It might be better if you touch me when you're touched.
You're getting excited, aren't you?
You're like an interviewer with your own fan.
I'm really happy.
You're happy, aren't you?
Ah, I'm nervous...
My face is shaking...
Now, let's move on! The beginning is important!
Will she be able to play the rough-and-tough fan girl that grabs Hiru-chan's heart?
This acting might be really difficult!
Even as the sun sets, Hiru-chan continues to work hard.
No matter how hard you try, you can't pull it off!
You're doing pretty well!
Thank you!
Hiru-chan!
I know you!
I'm happy to see you like this!
You know me?!
You're good!
You're really good!
It's like this!
There's someone like this!
Hiru-chan is in contact with her in an exquisite way of making noise!
You're good!
It's like this!
Hold it!
I'm so happy!
Don't touch it!
I feel like I'm in a real battle!
I'm so happy to be here like this!
According to director Ueda's instructions,
by choosing a body touch twice casually with high- tension flow,
I feel like I'm in a real battle!
she also uses the roll-like "puchi-puchi" in her hands and expresses that emotion!
Why do you have such a big "puchi-puchi" in your hands?
And!
Can I go eat rice balls at your house?
Is this acting catchy?
She chooses "mama" and "hijioka"!
Can I really stay with you?
Rice ball bias!
Please hit me!
What's wrong with you?
Damn it!
I'm so happy!
Damn it!
My mom makes grilled rice balls for me.
When I have exams or something like that, she makes them for me.
So, from now on,
Hiru-chan is going to visit Uso's house to fix the camera!
My home!
Excuse me for disturbing you!
Let's go!
This is the stage of hell!
So you don't have any technical skills?
No, we don't.
You don't!?
Wow! What kind of prank is this!?
Is this one of your own?
Can you really stay calm like a director?
If it's like that, I might believe it more.
Do you do jokes like this?
Yes, we do.
So you don't make the staff laugh?
That's why it's dirty.
It's tough.
Wow, it looks delicious!
Can we try this one more time?
She's too cute!
Mom, you're too cute!
This cuteness has no meaning!
Hiru-chan is in a welcome mood with her father and mother-in-law.
Hiru-chan looks like she's going to eat rice balls.
She's too cute!
She's too cute, mom!
The story moves forward with her father's return.
What's wrong!?
Why is my father like this!?
What kind of image is this!?
What is this!?
I've never seen my father like this!
This is suspicious!
Huh?
I just heard a "katan".
Who is it!?
Oh, it's my father!
I'm a little nervous.
Oh, hello!
Oh, my name is Hiru-chan and I'm a comedian from "Impossible".
We've always seen you on TV.
We'd like you to introduce us to your daily rice balls.
My father's room is not in there!
I'm sorry, but it's complicated.
I'm sorry!
Why are you apologizing to me!?
I'm sorry!
And!
I'm sorry!
Wow, this is...
I'm sorry!
It's hard for me to touch it!
It's hard, isn't it?
I'm sorry for turning the camera around.
No, not at all.
I'm sorry.
The atmosphere of the house clearly changes.
If you don't spin it properly, that's the only thing you'll see in the video.
- This is tough. - This is tough, but...
Thank you!
- And so, the fake rocket's main dish, grilled rice ball, is complete... - It looks so good!
...and they're finally proceeding with the food report.
- I'm so happy. - Kana.
- Huh? - What about me?
Oh... Not today.
Today... Oh, you're eating it now, so...
Not today, I guess.
- There's no way you'd make something like that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
I don't know when I'll be able to go home.
- Let me go home. - Whoa!
- You're saying I killed you? - No, no, no!
- Dad! - No, no, no!
- The father and mother are starting to argue. - I don't know what's going on.
- Where is it? - Hey, Mom, wait a minute.
Hire-chan's here right now, so...
Isn't it somewhere around there?
- This is awkward. - Look, look!
Look, look!
Nice, huh?
I'm sorry.
Takakura Kenya!
Takakura Kenya's "I'm sorry" came out!
Hiru-chan completely realized what was going on between the couple.
For different reasons, they took their parents out of the house.
Hey, stop it. Hiru-chan is here.
Are you okay? Didn't you eat your dad's food?
To the biggest point of the "bring them to hell" challenge!
Hey, Hiru-chan.
My dad might be back soon.
In my room...
Oh, in your room?
I have a favor to ask you.
Oh, okay, okay!
They created a space for just the two of them.
They confessed to Hiru-chan the reason why their parents went missing.
My dad didn't have money, so he went to college abroad.
My mom went wherever she wanted to go.
Because of me, they didn't get along.
You haven't talked to me for a long time.
He was cheerful at first.
Then, tears started to fall.
Then, Hiru-chan said, "Are you okay?"
I think I'm used to it.
Hijioka was asked to act in tears.
If he can appeal to Hiru-chan's emotions here,
in the last story hero block,
his father and his mother will continue to do it until they laugh.
It's messed up again.
I can't read it. I really can't read it.
Now, Hijioka's biggest dilemma of the day.
Could it be...
I told Hiru-chan...
I'm in my second year of high school now.
Next year, I have a college entrance exam.
You're that age.
My mom says I should go wherever I want to go.
My dad is good at talking.
He recommends national highway.
One day, we had a big fight.
You're pretty good at it.
Since then, we haven't had that kind of conversation.
I see.
I see. There's such a problem.
From the cheerful character until a moment ago,
she changes her gaze and expresses the importance of things with a voice that squeezes out.
You're good at acting.
I can't laugh at all.
Somehow...
It's nice.
I...
It's my fault.
You look like you believe it completely.
I thought I might fall in love with you.
That's right.
Somehow...
You're good at it.
A lot.
You're good at it.
Oh!
Hiru-chan is...
Oh!
Hiru-chan is crying!
It's expensive.
The way you cry...
Hiru-chan is completely deceived by the abnormal acting and sympathizes with her while shedding tears.
And...
Somehow...
Today...
At the end...
You believe it completely.
Thank you for showing me a story.
That's right.
Thank you for showing me a story.
That's right.
I forgot to show you a story.
That's right.
You're calm about it.
Dad...
It's not over until it's over.
I see.
You shouldn't react like that.
No, no, no.
I want you to laugh at me, dad and mom.
But you should say it first, right?
I want you to laugh at me.
You should say it first.
What are you going to do?
I want you all to laugh at me.
Her emotions are all over the place now.
She's all over the place.
It's too late for me to ask you all to laugh at me.
She wants you all to laugh at her, but she can't do it alone.
She just came here to eat onigiri.
You shouldn't react like that.
But she wants her parents to laugh at her.
Isn't it too realistic?
It's too realistic.
I'll do my best.
She's very hungry.
She's like a fairy from hell.
But she's hungry.
Here, when Hijoka leaves the room to explain to her parents...
[Laughter]
- He's making a joke! - This is fun!
And after this...
Hell's Gathering is in full swing!
[Laughter]
Hell's Gathering is too much!
[Laughter]
30 minutes? That's impossible!
The living room where the three of them will wait is Hell's Gathering's stage.
The father and mother are set up to laugh in 30 minutes.
Of course, Hiru-chan doesn't want to know about it.
- But this... - 30 minutes?
- The mother and father... - It's Hell's Gathering's opening!
- This is amazing. - Sorry for keeping you waiting!
- Sorry! - Okay!
Sorry!
- 6 hours and 20 minutes. - 6 hours and 50 minutes.
Then...
I'd like you to watch a few jokes in one go!
- Please! - Wow!
"I'm sweating like crazy!" "I'm sweating like crazy!"
I'm sweating like crazy!
[Laughter]
- You're laughing too much! - Thank you!
- You're staring at your mother! - "I'll never laugh! Father and mother!"
- That's funny! - "One step!"
I think it's better for you to laugh like you're making up stories.
If you don't laugh.
- That's the only hope we can give you. - I see.
- That's right! - I know what you mean!
Hijioka laughs so hard that Hiru-chan can't stop laughing.
AKB 48,000!
With only Hijioka's laughter...
Let's watch a song!
Hijioka is determined to win!
[Hijioka's performance]
- Hijioka, you're amazing. - In 5 minutes, he has 12 gags!
- Wow, thank you very much! - Well, normally...
- Normally, it's... - And now! - It will break.
- Dad, can you cooperate with me for a bit? - Ah, so we'll be able to play with the audience.
- And now... - With courage... - Please pat my back.
His plan is to involve his father who doesn't show up
However...
It hurts. I feel sorry for you
OK
I see
This is the worst. It's like hell
It's like hell but...
It's been 10 minutes
This is amazing
Hiru-chan is trying to make his parents laugh
[Laughter]
And...
[Barking]
Even the only savior Hijioka stopped laughing
[Barking]
What happened? Are you crying?
You're crying because you slipped too much!
What is this?
What did you just say?
What did you say?
Wait a second. Let me hear you say it again.
You just said you were crying, didn't you?
Our seniors are crying!
Because you slipped too much!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing to our seniors and mentors?
Because you slipped too much!
You're crying because you slipped too much on TV!
You're like this.
When I clap my hands,
in front of me,
there is Kana.
Three!
Two!
One!
I open my eyes and...
Babs!
It's Kana.
When I was born,
you laughed a lot, didn't you?
I'm going to sue you.
When I open my eyes, there is this baby.
Laugh!
It's like hell!
I want to cry!
Laugh!
It's like hell!
No, no, no!
You can't do this!
This is terrible!
Kana is crying!
It's like hell!
I cleared the hell challenge!
So, with the next joke, mom and dad are going to explode!
If the next joke doesn't work, I won't be able to keep up with my mental state.
Don't say that!
You're in extreme condition!
I might die.
Extreme condition!
I'm risking my life.
You're threatening me!
I hope you'll watch it.
Here we go!
It's like...
Extreme condition!
I did it!
What is this?
It's so funny!
Thank you for your hard work!
Here's a story.
How was it?
When he told HIRU-chan about the purpose of this project...
Wow! I'm getting pissed off!
Do it with me! I'm risking my life!
What? It's tough!
I'm risking my life!
"Hell's Gathering" is amazing!
It's amazing!
It was a real hell!
I saw something amazing as a variety show.
It's amazing!
I cried because it was too slippery!
Please!
I said something like that.
Please!
It's amazing!
I've never seen an entertainer like that on TV!
I've never seen it!
You were forced to laugh at first in "Hijiyoka- chan", right?
Yes.
Did you change your crying acting in "Hijiyoka- chan"?
It was a little dangerous at the end, so I thought I'd cry while laughing at that time and cried.
If you don't have such detailed acting, you won't be able to say "Please laugh at me!" at the end of "Hirukawa-san".
Maybe "Hijiyoka-chan"'s acting was really good!
Thank you!
This is amazing!
Please rate "Hijiyoka-chan"'s acting 100 points out of 100!
98 points!
It's out!
Congratulations!
"Hijiyoka-chan"!
I think you were good at acting!
I think it was amazing!
You changed your crying acting in "Hijiyoka-chan".
You gradually shortened the distance between you two.
And when you explained your parents' circumstances at once, you became serious.
You were good!
The range of your acting was amazing!
It was wonderful!
I didn't think I'd get the highest score, so I'm really happy!
I think you'll meet "Hirukawa-san" at "Lumine" or somewhere, so I think you'll get the highest score!