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I think I was able to show the correct type of comedy that actresses do today.
The moment of being brainwashed came to me.
The reality is amazing.
This is a story of ten people selected from 9,000 people across the country making a serious acting battle for their actress debut.
I will definitely win!
We will be judging their acting today.
Thank you for having me.
Toshihisa Eto, a producer who has been involved in variety productions for nearly 30 years.
Thank you for having me.
From the drama team to the director of "Can You Warm This Love Up?",
they also give acting lessons to their members.
I'm Shingo Okamoto.
Thank you for having me.
And today's competition is...
Remote Acting Battle!
This time, they will try acting remotely, which has been included in various productions since last year.
I also did some acting on Zoom last year.
But there is a lot of lag.
I don't know what kind of situation my partner is in and I don't know how hot it is.
But I have to do it.
I think it will be more difficult to act through the screen than on the outside.
This time, the script is a remote comedy written by Katsuo, a broadcaster who is in charge of many variety programs such as "King of Cont".
So, this time, the script is more like variety than "King of Cont" or something like that, isn't it?
Including those meanings, we asked Eto-san to come today and look at it from the perspective of variety.
I see. I finally understood the meaning of it.
The first battle is between these two.
Their story is "If you sleep, you lose".
Three YouTubers are streaming "Fumin Battle" live.
They try various attacks to make their opponent sleep, but in the end...
I was also studying for a test and it was like a hand- to-hand combat.
I was in the same situation, so I thought it was like my private life.
This time, I'm not sleeping, so I didn't sleep last night.
And the one who plays the opponent is Kagae, who has high acting skills and has many fans in the entertainment industry and represents the seventh generation of comedy.
I'm waiting for you! You believe me, don't you? There's still time until closing time!
In addition to remote acting, which is difficult even for professionals, it's their first "King of Cont" play.
How will the two of them act?
I can't do it...
First of all, Nanami Takahashi's challenge!
I'm not tired at all...
I've been awake for more than 46 hours...
Oh no...
If I relax, I can sleep for a moment...
Look at this guy...
He's sleeping with a very pleasant-looking face...
Oh no...
Huh?
I think I've got it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Three...
Two...
One...
Barely.
That was safe.
No good.
Let me ask you this.
Huh?
Metronome.
Hey, hey, hey.
You don't have one of those?
Here I go.
Wait a minute...
"No good"...
That's...
That's the reason, huh?
Yeah...
That's...
Nothing.
Okay!
I've got it, haven't I?
Three...
Two...
That was close!
Metronome!
That was close!
Wait a minute...
We need to settle this.
If you don't mind, give me a quiz.
Quiz.
Uh...
Kamakura...
Kamakura... Muromachi...
Kamakura... Muromachi... Edobakufu's...
Kamakura... Muromachi... Edobakufu's... general's official name is...
I can't think of one right now...
I can't think of one right now... I need to stop thinking...
Hm...
General Seitai...
I see...
That was interesting!
Next up is Takeyama Ruka's challenge.
Please pay attention to her sleepy expression.
Ah, I'm sleepy.
This is bad.
I can't decide at all.
It's been more than 56 hours.
This is bad.
If I relax, I can sleep for a moment.
Look at her.
She's sleeping like she's in a good mood.
Ah, this is bad.
This is bad.
Huh? Isn't this it?
Okay, okay, okay.
3...
2...
1...
That was close.
Huh?
Ugh...
Ah, this is bad.
Metronome...
This is definitely going to make me sleepy.
No, it's against the rules.
Ah, this is bad.
Here it comes.
Three...
Two...
Ah, this is against the rules.
Ah, this is dangerous.
This is dangerous.
Ah, this is no good.
Quiz, quiz, let's do a quiz.
Quiz is dangerous.
Quiz, quiz, quiz.
Eh...
Ah...
Then...
Ah...
Every year, in June...
Motorsport events are held...
This is really difficult.
Wait a minute, let me think about it.
Ah...
I'm already at my limit...
Ah...
Pompom festival...
Thank you very much.
Interesting!
Takeyama-san, you made bold faces in the middle of the performance.
Yes, I did. When I'm too sleepy, I just look up and...
How can I say? I just say it.
Takashi-san?
This time, I gave up my shyness.
Kagaya-san and Takeyama-san also showed us their serious faces.
I thought we would lose.
We didn't win.
Kaga-kun, what did you think of it?
I only said one thing.
It was like I was entrusted with the cymbals.
Now, let's see the results!
The judges' votes will be counted as one point.
The person with the highest total points will receive the right to appear in a TVS drama.
Takeyama Lukas and Takahashi Nanami.
The judges' votes are...
Takeyama-san! Takeyama-san! Takeyama-san!
Takeyama Luka-san gets 3 points!
Thank you very much!
Now, Nemotsu-san.
Yes, Takeyama-san was wonderful.
The way you said "metronome" when you said "metronome" was perfect.
Metronome...
If Takahashi-san was playing a drunk and sleepy role, I think it would have been perfect for him.
I see.
Takeyama-san's expression of having to wake up for a stupid reason to fight a non-sleepy battle is perfect for you.
And I think you were able to show both cuteness and funniness in both ways.
I think you were able to show the correct way for an actress to do comedy.
Thank you very much!
Saito-san.
Yes.
If you look at it from a variety perspective, I think you were able to play a role of someone who was good at "matoukankyuu" as Ken Shimura was good at.
I thought you were wonderful as a comedian.
Thank you very much!
I think you played a bad role this time, Takahashi-san.
I think your opponent was too strong.
God chose you for your white eyes.
I was a little surprised by that.
Takeyama won 3 points and was in the top 10.
The next battle is between these two.
Miura Suzuna, 17 years old, who lives in Fukuoka.
In fact, she...
Miura-san, last night you were identified as a severe contactor of the new coronavirus.
Due to unavoidable circumstances, you have been absent from the three acting battles so far.
Even so, you continued to practice acting and prepared for this video.
And today, she participates in an acting battle for the first time.
I'm really nervous.
I think everyone else has a better idea of what's going on in the world,
but I don't know if what I've created is enough,
but I'll do my best to catch up with everyone.
The remote acting challenged by Miura is...
One day, a small package suddenly arrived at home.
It contained mysterious water and a zoom url.
When she accessed it out of curiosity...
And the person playing the role is...
If you make me a kid, I'll do three fun jobs by myself!
Famous video game player, Shuko Ito, who makes her own unique presence with various popular works.
What kind of acting will Miura show us?
What's with this logo? It's creepy.
Welcome. Do you believe in the water of brothers?
The water of brothers?
You came here under the guidance of the water of brothers, didn't you?
No, no.
I received a strange package at home.
It contained all these URLs and...
Oh, this.
It contained this strange water.
Is that so? Is that so?
We will soon be brothers.
Now, I will take the water of brothers into your mouth.
Just one sip will remove the demons in your body.
Now, please.
Oh, this is a completely suspicious organization.
Oh, what is it?
Oh, oh, that's enough. I'll withdraw.
Huh? Who? Huh?
Can't you withdraw? Huh?
Why? Why?
Why?
You can't withdraw.
Your fate has been determined by the guidance of the water of brothers.
Think you've been deceived and drink it.
What you see in front of you is not just water.
It is the water of brothers.
The water of brothers will make your life meaningful.
Now.
How was it?
Well, it's just normal water...
What do you think?
Oh, brothers...
Give me more of your water.
Okay, one drink.
Thank you very much.
I see, it's your first time too, Miura-san.
Yes.
It was wonderful.
What is "brothers' water"?
The name is exquisite.
The one who will play against Miura is...
I've always been taller.
I'd like to play this person.
Oh, she's interesting.
Even if you try hard and try to get it,
I think you have quite a few difficult things.
She is currently in first place,
but she is evaluated by many judges for her personality.
Shibutani Fuka from Aomori.
I'm happy to be told that I'm attractive,
but even if I'm attractive, it doesn't lead to a score.
I'm losing confidence now,
so even if I'm in second place again,
when I think of "zero",
I think about how many times "zero" is left.
However, after this...
Shibutani breaks her own shell with a groundbreaking performance.
The moment when people are brainwashed has come.
The reality is amazing.
What kind of performance will Shibutani Fuka show us?
Huh?
I'm going to die.
It's disgusting.
Is it okay like this?
Then...
Welcome.
Do you believe in the water of brothers?
The water of brothers?
Yes. You came here by the guidance of the water of brothers, didn't you?
No, I received this strange water from the zoom url.
Is that so? Is that so? We will soon be brothers.
Now, just take a sip of the water of brothers and remove the demons in your body.
Here you are.
Wow, this is obviously a suspicious group intervention.
That's enough. I'm leaving.
Wait, what?
I can't leave? Huh? Why?
That's not important.
Your fate has been decided by the guidance of the water of brothers.
Think you've been deceived once and drink it.
The water of brothers will make your life meaningful.
Now!
How do you like it?
No, ordinary water... Huh? Huh?
How is it?
Give me more of your water, brother.
Yes, ma'am.
Scary.
Now, everyone, please judge.
It's been a while, Ms. Nishi.
There was a little bit of Aomori dialect in the middle.
It was said that sharpness is important.
The difference between being alone and not alone is sharp.
When I'm alone, I'm usually quiet, so I tried it.
I see. That was very fresh and good.
Thank you for your hard work.
Now, and Ms. Miura.
It was your first time participating in an acting battle.
There was a resistance to shouting.
But I thought I had to break the shell, so I shouted as loud as I could.
Now, it seems that the results have come out.
Ms. Fuka Shibutani and Ms. Miura Suzuna's battle.
The judgment is...
Ms. Fuka Shibutani and Ms. Miura Suzuna's battle.
The judgment is...
Ms. Fuka Shibutani and Ms. Miura Suzuna's battle.
Ms. Miura Suzuna got 2 points.
Ms. Miura Suzuna got 1 point.
Ms. Fuka Shibutani and Ms. Miura Suzuna's battle.
Yes.
Ms. Itou's script has many lines, but hers doesn't.
In other words, the "accept" part continues for a long time.
While Itou-san was speaking, she heard various information and could see her emotions.
When I read the script, I thought it was a so- called "face game" match.
At first, she was cautious, but in fear, her emotions shook and she was brainwashed.
I was looking at how she would change her facial expressions.
In that sense, I think Itou-san's play is correct.
Shibutani-san, you chose "faceless" expression.
The moment when a person is brainwashed has come.
What can I say? The reality is amazing.
I put it in without thinking.
That faceless expression...
Even if she is praised like this, her faceless expression is still attractive.
Shibutani-san, you got two points today.
Yes, I'm happy.
Shibutani got two points.
In addition, Miura withdrew from the competition due to unavoidable circumstances.
In the future, a relief measure to calculate points by 1.5 times will be taken.
I was mentally weak, but I recovered a lot.
I want to do my best next time.
My next goal is to get three points and end with a lot of praise.
Thank you for your hard work.
How was it for the first time?
I was very nervous.
After it was over, my back was shaking.
Were you worried about not being able to perform?
I was going to appear in the first script, so I was practicing.
The story I saw and the story I felt were completely different.
I thought, "Oh, that's what it's like."
I thought that people who get points can do it with such understanding.
My goal now is to do it without being caught up in my own opinions.
Where do you think you're good at?
I haven't thought about it much.
I'm usually careful and try to find it.
You're trying to find your good points.
I'm sure I have a good point.
Then you'll be more and more confident and you'll look for it.
Yes, I'll look for it.
Thank you very much.