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We are at Sashara-san's house, where she won 4th place in the AKB election!
We're here!
Today is the first live broadcast of the election.
What will we talk about? Please look forward to it!
Sugi-chan is crying too!
Good afternoon!
I don't know.
Do you want to pull it?
I don't know.
Do you want to pull it?
Is it okay?
You don't have to pull it.
How many times do you want me to pull it?
How many times do you want me to pull it?!
So it's okay until 3rd place, right?
No! It's not like that!
It's not like that!
I definitely think Takahashi Minami is cute.
It's not a cute ranking!
How ugly is her face?
It's not like that!
It's a weird face ranking!
If it's like that, it's first place!
Then it's first place!
I'm really sorry!
It's first place!
It's above Mariko-sama!
That's right!
It's sad, isn't it?
It's sad!
You should do it again!
It's first place!
You only have to do it three times!
That's right!
Even if you say it 300 times...
It's an organization rating, isn't it?
It's not like that!
Please stop it!
It's not like that!
It's straight up!
Wait a minute...
Your family is rich, isn't it?
It's not like that!
It's just a normal family!
Just a normal family!
That's weird, too!
It's not weird, but...
It's only once a year, so I'm really happy!
If the hospital kept it as it is...
That's right!
It remained as a weekly announcement!
It will definitely drop!
That's right!
It was a lie!
It's not like that!
That's weird!
It's okay!
Overall, you're doing fine, right?
Me?
Even here, you're doing fine!
I'm not doing fine!
I'm in perfect condition!
I'm not doing fine at all!
You're not?
I'm not!
I'm in perfect condition!
What do you mean "perfect"?
I'm not doing anything!
You're first place, so you're first place next, right?
No!
Wait!
No!
Aren't you first place?
Stop it!
Do you want to stand up and do your best?
No, I'm fine.
It's too short now.
You guys are too long!
Is it a greeting?
It's a greeting!
Did you see it?
I was drinking at home with my manager.
He said, "I'm doing it."
So I watched it.
You guys are too long!
You guys look like you won a Grammy award.
Thank you for coming.
I'm happy you came.
It seemed like a lot of people came to Oita.
Yes, about 300 people came.
Was it only the mayor?
Yes, the mayor also came.
Oita city?
Even the mayor came.
Was the mayor free?
No, he wasn't free. He came to cheer for us.
It's great that you came.
It's great. Thank you very much.
Congratulations!
Today, Naomi will be joining us as a gathering of bad guests.
To give you a hint of who the bad guests are, we're going to have you guess who they are.
Today's guest is Sugi-chan!
Well, I wanted to talk about the general election, but I couldn't think of anything.
Sugi-chan, I sent you a package from home yesterday.
It's broken, but it says "I'm here" and you sent it to me.
It's broken now!
It's broken, but it says "I'm here" and you sent it to me.
I won't explain anything to you.
I'll show you the picture of Marui.
It's broken now!
This is the guest.
It's a little loose mature woman's outfit.
Who is this guest?
Naomi will come and show up.
Please show up!
Hello!
Don't speak!
What about this time? Cutting and pasting?
This time we didn't do much.
We just did this sleeve part.
This part is for Naomi.
Yes, this white part.
This part is amazing.
Is this part stretching?
Yes, it stretches a lot.
You don't have to fix anything.
Amazing!
What?
Does this part have anything to do with maternity?
Yes, it has something to do with maternity.
What?
Maternity?
You are very sharp.
Anyway, let's get started.
First of all, we would like you to say hello to Naomi.
It's time for you to say hello.
Start!
Hello!
What?
Well...
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Is that what you said?
Yes, that's what I said.
Oh, I see.
What I know is a little different.
Now, I would like to give you some information about our guests.
The latest news is...
The latest news is, of course, this.
It's true!
Yes, it is.
Four months.
Yes.
When you found out about it...
Yes, I was very happy.
How did you feel when you found out about it?
Are you happy?
Yes.
Well, I...
Yes.
Oh, you are engaged.
What? Really?
He is emotional.
Next question.
"What is your favorite type?"
This is also a good hint.
Older people.
I like old men very much.
I used to date old men.
I found a nice old man and got married.
Is that so?
Wait a minute.
I will give you the correct answer.
Today's guest is this person.
Do you like older people?
It's not every time.
You like older people by chance, right?
Older people...
You like older people by chance, right?
The stress relief method is...
Even if you fight with your husband, you hug and kiss and make up.
Yes, we love each other a lot.
But you still fight, right?
We fight a lot.
How do you fight?
We eat the pudding I bought for you.
If you hug and kiss me like that, I'll eat the pudding.
Hey! That pudding is mine! What are you doing?!
It's fine! Take it!
Hey! Why are you so mean?!
She kissed you just now, didn't she?
She did!
She did it all of a sudden, didn't she?
You scared me!
That's how it is!
It's the first time I've heard of it!
Now!
That's how it is!
Even if you always get into an argument,
don't you sometimes get into an argument because of what?
Your husband's lies!
What kind of lies does he tell you?
Yes.
Ah!
Why does he say things like that?
For example, even though you actually went to a beauty salon, you had an argument.
Like that.
What?
Why does he say things like that?
It's such a cowardly lie, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Please wait for a moment.
I see.
Yes.
Now, this is a common mistake.
You say too much to your husband.
Ah, is that so?
That's right.
He's older than me, so even if I say too much...
Because you think you have the ability to say too much?
Yes, even if I'm too nice to him, I say too much.
What does he say?
For example, "fucking old man!"
What kind of argument did you have with him?
We had a few arguments, but we hugged and kissed and cried.
What kind of hug?
"You fucking old man!"
What does it mean?
- What are you doing? - When I saw your face...
When I saw your face and this distance, I realized for the first time that you smell really good.
This is difficult.
Is it like that in reality?
You don't say it yourself, do you?
But...
For example, what do you say?
"Ah, you're here," or something like that.
I see.
Put your socks up, man!
That was the answer, wasn't it?
Now, here's the first question!
When you were young, you went to your family's meal party.
- Kiyohara Kazuiro-san! - I see!
- I see! - I see!
Kiyohara-san went to your family's meal party.
- Yes, my father's friend... - Your father's friend...
- Your father's friend... - Not friends, but like friends.
- Like schoolmates. - Yes.
So, when I went to my family's meal party, I thought, "Ah, there's such a wonderful person."
- Right? - Yes.
- Big and cool. - Big and cool.
- I see. - Yes.
Now...
- When you were in 4th grade... - Did you come alone?
- Did you come alone? - Yes.
Ah!
You came here as a fan when you were in high school?
Yes.
Did they talk to you?
Yes.
You were nervous, but happy. You even shook hands with her while you were crying.
- Yes. - You talked to her. That's so nice of you.
So, today's bad guest is... Who could it be? Everyone, please welcome...
Higashio Riko-san, Higashio Riko-san, Ishida Riko-san...
Ishijun's wife!
Ishijun?
So, today's guest is...
Ishijun's wife!
- How old is she? - She just turned 5 months old.
- But she's not that... - That's right, she doesn't have a belly yet, but when she grows up, she'll be like this.
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Every time we invite a teacher who makes you nervous and we have a strange lesson.
Today's teacher is a really wild person.
What?
I can't forgive you, Sugi-chan.
I'm the wild one.
This is what Nakai-kun does.
He appeared in "Umonebito" and became a hot topic.
Takei Sou-sensei!
Nice to meet you!
Let's take a look at your profile.
Takei Sou-sensei, 39 years old.
He won the first place in the track and field ten-game championship at the Inter-College in Japan.
After that, he won the Japanese Championship in all of Japan.
Wow!
Thank you!
Do you know about the track and field ten-game championship?
Yes, I know about it.
What is it?
The track and field championship is 100m running range, shooting, high jump, 400m, 110m hard drop, disc drop, stick high jump, spear drop, and 1500m.
Wow!
You do it all at once, right?
We do it in two days.
You won the first place in the track and field championship.
Thank you!
By the way, you were 10.54 seconds faster in the 100m track and field championship.
Wow!
You were 10.
10.54 seconds is a Japanese record that has not been broken for 15 years.
Wow!
You're going to do this for two days, aren't you? You're going to do it in one day, aren't you, Sugi-chan?
I'm 39 years old and I'm in Canada.
The legend of superman, the legend of superman, of course, is this!
It's high only with hands!
Roll your lower body like a vine and put a sliding stick on it and do like this.
- Is it high? - Yes, it's high. If you get tired, you can go down like this.
I've never climbed higher than this before!
It took me about 6-7 hours to get there.
You made it to the top.
And you wanted to go even higher.
You went to Mt. Fuji.
What happened when you went to Mt. Fuji?
There was a little problem with Mt. Fuji.
At first, it was going well.
I made it to about 7th place.
You made it to 7th place?
I thought I had about 3 more places to go.
But I didn't have enough oxygen.
And I was tired.
So I slowed down to see if I could make it.
And you know how human vision is like this.
I could see up to here.
But all of a sudden, it went like this.
I didn't remember anything after that.
I made it to 93rd place.
I retired in the 6th place.
I was like this while I was calculating.
There is more.
For 8 years, I haven't had a nosebleed.
I haven't had a nosebleed.
Do you know what it is?
I don't have a day off. I work out every day.
I don't have a day off.
I don't have a day off, so I don't need this.
I already have it.
I go to school and work.
I have this and I rest there.
Bed!
The answer is this!
I don't have a reason for it.
Even when I do this everyday, my toes are pressed down with my fingers.
But I work out all the time.
It has an impact on your shoes.
Even when he's sitting like this, he always trains his fingers like this in his shoes.
I don't get tired at all in my daily life, so I don't need to sleep and I don't need a house.
You don't sleep?
It's really a strong recovery power.
Even while I'm doing this, I'm recovering with a little more energy than when you're resting.
So where are you going home today?
After this, I'm going to eat and train.
After that, I'm going to go to the sauna and sweat in the morning.
After that, I'm going to walk for about 30 minutes.
That's about 8 hours of sleep.
Where are you coming from today?
Today, I'm coming from Katsushikaku.
What's in Katsushikaku?
There's a warehouse where I put my clothes.
Warehouse?
You went out to the warehouse?
No, I didn't go out to the warehouse.
I've been training all day and now I'm in here.
I haven't slept for about 40 hours.
40 hours?
Really?
27 hours of TV, you can afford it.
You have a goal.
What is your goal?
My goal is to be the strongest creature on earth.
I want to be a lion.
That's my goal for now.
Lion?
Lion!
The correct answer is...
Fighting with a beast.
I've done a lot of simulations before.
So you've done warriors too?
I've done simulations too.
Out of all the simulations you've done, how many battles have you done with a beast?
Up to now, 20,000 battles.
20,000?!
All simulations?
All simulations, yes.
All?
All.
All?!
Let's see the simulation.
Here is the first opponent.
I've won about 200 matches so far, but I haven't lost a single one.
Can I show you how to defeat a lion?
As you know, lions are said to be kings of beasts.
This is fine.
The lion is coming.
It is very strong.
Look at its fangs.
It bites you like this.
You have to suppress it first.
And lion's weak point.
I have suppressed it.
What do you think is its weak point?
What is it?
It has its weak point.
You can see its weak point in here.
Yes, you can see it in here.
What is it?
Moustache?
It is its weak point.
Lion, tiger and dog have weak point like this.
Moustache in their four legs.
It is very strong.
It can bite you 100,000 times.
It can bite you more than that.
It means that nerves are here.
It can bite you 100,000 times.
If it bites you here, it can hit you.
It can hit you like this.
It can bite you 100,000 times.
It can hit you in normal life.
No, it can avoid it.
It can avoid it.
You have to get rid of it first.
Animals have their own habits.
When animals are weak, they bite you.
They bite you and stop your breath and hit you.
I use it.
If it is normal life, it is its weak point.
I use it to protect it.
I don't care.
It's dangerous.
I bite you when it barely comes.
I bite you before it hurts you.
It is like a resistance bandage.
I can't stand it.
I'm not painful.
I'm strong against pain and such.
What's going on here?
There's a flower! There's a flower!
The flower of evil is being exposed here.
And my whole heart is being burned.
And then the flower...
The lion is 100,000 times bigger.
No, no, don't do things like this.
He's running away.
And then...
He's bleeding over there.
I'll bite your arm and attack your nose.
By the way, if you and Sugi-chan fight...
Sugi-chan is strong!
As you can see, I have an overwhelming physical difference.
What do you mean by physical?
Physical. I'm physically strong.
If there's a difference in strength, I don't use any techniques. I just fight.
Just fight?
If there's a difference in strength, I use all of my strength and...
It's a headbutt!
It's a zari-chan!
You're stimulating me.
If a crocodile came, I would kiss you and you would step on me.
If you do that, you will be killed.
You will be killed.
Crocodiles have a lot of bite power.
If a crocodile came, I would open my mouth and kiss you.
I would kiss you on your chin and front chin.
If a crocodile came, I would kiss you and you would step on me.
If you do that, you will be killed.
It's a nose.
What is the hardest thing you have done so far?
Gorilla.
Gorilla comes like this.
It's easy.
If you do it like this, you can't do it.
But you can't do it backwards.
If you do it like this, you can't do it.
But you can do it like this.
It's not only simulation, but you actually fought with cows too.
Here is the picture.
You actually fought with cows.
Sensei, what happened at that moment?
I was about to be killed.
You were about to be killed?
I thought it wasn't a simulation.
I saw a rope down there.
I thought it was stopped.
I was about to step on it, twist it and cut it with my arms.
I was about to take a picture with my camera.
While I was doing it, I was pushed down.
I was about to be killed.
I almost died.
I want you to call me, Tom Cup!
There is air in the bag called "bagget" this week.
Yes.
Shingo has the core.
Yes.
Let's go as you say.
Yes.
Ready...
Start!