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"Today's good friend is Wild!" "Wild!"
"Telephone guest is Momokuro!" "Z!"
"The famous doctor will teach you how to become 20 years younger!"
"Sugi-chan will be 18 years old!" "Daddy!"
"I'm an iron-armed warrior!"
Nice to meet you!
Let's go!
"Narikiri Girls Collection"!
Today as well, Naoki-chan will be appearing in "Narikiri Girls Collection",
so we'd like you to guess who the "narikiri girls" are.
Now, today...
We'd like you to come to the "answerer" guest!
Eh, who is it? Who is it?
The guest is coming!
Eh, I'm happy!
Today's guest is this person! Please come in!
You've been coming for 2 or 3 months, right?
I've been coming for a long time, but it's always fresh!
Isn't it okay to start from the beginning?
I've never done it! I'm doing it with a fresh feeling!
What is it?
Are you really wild?
Of course I'm wild!
This mange is also wild today!
I'm painting the place where I peek black!
You're showing me a beautiful scenery now!
But I can't see it anymore!
Wild!
First of all, I would like to introduce you to a picture of Evalu-us with his face hidden.
Here it is!
It's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
Pay attention to the back of the cardigan.
Spring-colored automatic code.
It's like a girl.
It's like spring.
Yes.
Naomi is wearing this uniform.
Now, let Naomi appear.
Here you are!
Oh, this is where Naomi appears.
Yes.
The article is published here.
Yes.
And?
I also did the armpit.
Oh, and there is a ghost cat there.
Ghost cat?
No, it's a cat. A cute cat.
A cute cat.
Yes.
An automatic one.
Now, let's have the guests do their best.
Ready, set, go!
Co-operative.
Oh, it's hot.
Is it hot?
Nice to meet you.
How is your condition today?
Oh, it's perfect.
Perfect.
I don't think it was that bad.
I'm really scared.
Now, guests.
First of all, this is how you debuted.
You passed the Miss Magazine 2002 audition.
Yes.
Did you pass?
I passed.
There were about five of us.
In total?
Yes, and I was one of them.
Oh, wow.
Did you have any special skills or anything like that?
That's right.
Um...
I played the drum a little bit.
Drum?
Could you show us a little bit of it?
Yes, I understand.
Then we'll end it here.
Yes.
Like...
Is that an advertisement?
Yes, it is.
Is that so?
Yes.
So, animals that are said to be similar are...
2002?
Monkeys!
Monkeys...
Is that so?
Of course, I've met the guests many times.
But I don't think they're that similar.
No, they're often said to be similar.
Their ears are big, too.
Their ears are big?
Yes, and their eyes are round, too.
If you're said to be similar to a monkey,
wouldn't you be able to imitate it?
Yes, I'm often told that.
Would you like to try it?
Yes, I understand.
It's a gorilla with a high voice, isn't it?
No, it's a cell.
Is it a cell?
Yes.
Now, we would like to introduce our guests.
Today's guests are these people!
These are today's guests.
Please wait for a moment.
You have big ears.
It's 2002 when you debuted.
It's 10 years ago.
Now, here's what surprised me recently.
A pet cat peed in my clothes and I was surprised by the smell.
What?
Yes.
Really?
That's right. I didn't notice it at all.
You didn't notice it and changed.
I changed.
I was wearing this normally.
I thought it smelled something and I noticed that it smelled like firewood.
You're not like that.
Really?
Yes.
At the scene?
At the scene.
I was embarrassed.
Can you show me the moment you noticed it?
Yes, of course.
At the scene...
Thank you.
It smells...
It stinks!
You smelled it, didn't you?
Yes.
That much?
Yes.
I'd like to ask you a question.
Didn't you notice it at home?
You didn't notice it and you went to the scene.
Yes.
I see.
Then...
It's on me.
Yes.
It's on me and it stinks!
I put perfume on it and it smelled even worse.
What?
One.
Eight.
Eight?
You bought eight?
What?
Eight cats and ten turtles.
What?
Turtles?
And yesterday, it was reported that a turtle hatched.
You saw it again!
This is quite a hint, isn't it?
Yes.
You like cats of all breeds.
I know most of them.
You know?
Of those eight, one of them had my name on it.
- Really? - Yes.
- So you know about it? - It was perfect just now.
- It's not fair, so you can't answer. - It's not fair.
- It's not fair! - It's not fair.
- It's not fair. - Why is it not fair?
The most recent big failure is...
The plane back from the Beijing concert messed up the show.
Why did it mess up?
It took some time to fix up the plane.
So they told me it wouldn't fly anymore.
- So it messed up. - Everyone's character has changed!
- So it messed up the show. - Oh, really?
- Yes. - Is it a play corner?
- A play corner? - It's a play corner.
By the way, what is the show's name that messed up and couldn't end?
It's "Tokudane".
That's a funny name.
Let's ask our guests. It was tough, wasn't it?
It messed up and couldn't end.
By the way, what is the show's name?
- It's "Tokudane". - Really?
- It's "Tokudane". - It's not "Tokudane".
- It's not "Tokudane". - It's "Tokudane".
- I always say the right name. - Oh, you do?
- I always say the right name. - It's not "Tokudane".
The proud plane is...
"Nunchaku".
- What is "Nunchaku"? - I love it.
- I love Bruce Lee. - I see.
- So, "Nunchaku"... - Can you show me?
- Sorry, but... - No!
- Hello? - Me?
- Should I do it? - Yes.
It's "Assetaku".
It's like lifting up a pool.
- Sorry, but... - Yes.
- What did you do? - I was like, "No!"
- "No!" - Yes.
I'd like you to show us a little bit.
What made you... Oh, this is Mai Nunchaku!
Cute! Nunchaku!
I like pink. When was this started?
- When I was 12 years old. - 12 years old. What made you do it?
- I like Bruce Lee. - Wow.
- I like Bruce Lee. - I'll tell you about it later.
Nunchaku was started by Bruce Lee when he was 12 years old.
Okay, everyone! Who is our guest for today? Please come in!
I'm not a guest, I'm a croquette!
I'm a croquette!
Everyone, please come in!
Chocotan...
It doesn't matter if you're Honda, Volvo, or Wild.
It doesn't matter. I won't call you a guest.
I did it, Jack Japan!
You can call me Ham, Chocotan!
Chocotan, Chocotan, Ham!
So, today's guest is this person! Please come in!
Tanaka-san gave you a name?
That's right!
Tanaka-san gave me a name for my new cat.
I named it Negi.
Negi?
Negi!
Why Negi?
The moment I saw it, I felt like "Negi!"
So I named it Negi.
It's a really good cat.
Negi?
That's right! It's a really good cat.
Negi has become popular.
A figure will be released soon.
Wow!
Really?
That's amazing! Thank you so much!
Let's have a look at her special skill, "Nunchaku"!
Yes!
Please show us!
Here I go!
This program is brought to you by Shizuoka University.
We invite teachers who make you nervous every time and conduct suspicious classes.
Let's call today's teacher.
Doctor of Medicine, Dr. Nagumo Yoshinori!
Let's take a look at Dr. Yoshinori's profile.
Dr. Nagumo, 56 years old!
I can't see you!
You're so young!
56 years old!
Dr. Yoshinori's book "How to look like you're in your 30s even if you're over 50 years old"
and "How to repeat a best seller"
Dr. Yoshinori, 56 years old!
Yes, I was born in the 1930s.
You can still see me!
You still look like you're in your 30s.
You still don't look like you're in your 30s.
If you're this young, I think you could kiss me on the cheek.
I'm just thinking about it!
Also, when I was about to take you there, you were sweating under your armpit!
The teacher's youth is not just about looks.
Skin age, 38 years old. Bone age, 28 years old.
Endometrium age, 26 years old.
All of these results were based on these numbers, right?
That's right. In medicine, there are a lot of young people who have been proven right, right?
If we had proven it seriously, things like this wouldn't have happened.
At least 20 years old. Young people.
That's amazing!
Actually, 20 years ago, the teacher had a secret.
And it was this!
A 38-year-old male teacher!
Isn't it Mr. Nagishiro?
It's Mr. Nagishiro!
Mr. Nagishiro!
This is Mr. Nagishiro's 38-year-old body.
His weight is 80kg.
It's true that his appearance has changed, but his hobbies have changed the most, right?
His hobbies and his sense of fashion have changed.
At that time, he weighed 80kg, right?
That's right.
Depending on your daily habits, if you do it properly, you can lose weight.
If you do it properly, you can lose weight.
Anyway, what is the current weight of a 56-year-old teacher?
It's 61kg now.
61kg.
It hasn't changed for 10 years.
It's always been 61kg.
What happened to the teacher?
What can change like this?
Today's class theme is this!
If you practice this, you will look 20 years younger than your actual age.
20 years!
I want to know!
You will look 20 years younger.
That's right.
Youngness is the appearance of internal health.
By changing your lifestyle, your internal health will get better and better.
The result is what you look like when you are young.
There are many ways, right?
Yes.
Among them, what does the teacher say?
Here it is!
Don't do sports!
What?
Is it better not to do it?
What does it mean?
When people who don't usually do sports suddenly start doing sports for their health,
it puts a burden on the heart and also on the joints of the legs, right?
The human heart is an endocrine cell.
It's already done when you're a kid and you can't replenish it later.
If you suddenly do sports or something like that, your heart will swell up.
Especially, the hearts of all animals only activate 2 billion times in their lifetime.
Mice, elephants and humans.
But mice have a short life span, right?
The reason is that their heart rate is very high.
In other words, if you exercise to increase your heart rate, your heart disease will end before you know it.
If you have a heart disease, your heart rate will increase 2 billion times in about one minute,
3,000 times in one hour and about 25 million times in a year.
Japanese people have an average life span of 80 years, so it's 2 billion times.
It's exactly 2 billion times.
I see.
Sensei, among these members, there is someone you're worried about.
Sensei, who is it?
I'm happy!
Sensei!
It's Watanabe-san, who I didn't tell you about.
Naomi!
Thank you!
Naomi!
Me?!
Why is that?
The human heart, even if it's as big as Osmo-san's and even if it's this thin,
it all depends on the size of your fist.
So even if your body is bigger, your heart won't be twice as big.
That means that the bigger it is, the more pressure it has on the heart.
And if you look at the dance we saw earlier,
if you move your body in an instant,
it puts a lot of pressure on the heart and also on the cartilage of the legs.
Naomi, what's wrong with you?!
That's too much!
As Sensei said earlier,
um... what was her name...
Ah! Beyonce is worrying about you.
She's worried about me.
She's worried about you.
Beyonce isn't good.
That's right. It's not Beyonce.
It's better if you do a slower dance.
A slower dance?
It's not Beyonce.
That's right. It's too intense.
It's true that Beyonce can't hold it anymore.
That's right. In about 30 seconds...
Her heart stopped.
Her heart stopped. Her talent stopped.
Her talent stopped.
Wow!
Her talent stopped!
That's right, Sensei.
There's a healthy exercise you can do without raising your heart rate.
Here it is.
When you're sitting down, you do "ho-nya-na-na".
What is it?
Raising your toes... or raising your heels?
Raising your heels?
While sitting down like this?
That's right.
But your feet...
That's right. Your feet...
When you're sitting down, you do it, right?
You do it, and you're told you shouldn't do it.
You shouldn't do it.
What is it?
Ah!
"Binbou yusuri".
Here it is!
When you're sitting down, you do "binbou yusuri".
Is it good?
This is good!
Even when you're on the plane for a long time, your blood doesn't solidify in the veins of your legs, and it's often taught to exercise your legs.
The heart sends out more and more blood, but it doesn't send it back. That's the calf muscle of the leg.
So, if you always move your legs like this, old blood will be sent back to the heart,
and it's hard for you to get a fever, and it's hard for you to get a dermatitis effect.
But how do you do "binbou yusuri"?
When I'm on my computer or I'm meditating, I always do it with my legs like this.
It's cool! It's like an air drum.
I don't like the name "binbou yusuri".
Don't you get told not to do "binbou yusuri"?
But humans do it, don't they? It's because old blood and blood vessels make your legs dull.
So, it's actually a healthy way of teaching you your instincts.
Next, "don't eat three meals a day".
"Don't do sports", "don't do "binbou yusuri" and "don't eat three meals a day"
He's a bad boy!
What do you eat, Sensei?
I eat one meal a day.
One meal?! What do you mean?!
When we were kids, we ate three meals a day, like it or not, without leaving anything behind.
If we left anything behind, we would leave it for the rest of the meal.
We ate it while crying.
And what happened as a result of that is that half of Japanese citizens are "metabolic", right?
For example, when you wake up in the morning and you don't have an appetite or time, why do you have to eat?
Why don't you rest your stomach?
For example, if you have a meeting in the afternoon and you are sleepy after lunch, you smoke and drink coffee in front of the meeting.
If you do that, you can skip lunch.
Can't you eat until night?
If you want to eat, you can eat. But if you have a stomachache, you can eat.
If you have a stomachache, you can eat for the first time.
I have a stomachache about five times.
Do you always have a stomachache?
What about it?
If you have a stomachache, your body wants it, so you can eat it.
That's good.
But if you don't have a stomachache, you still have fat stored in your body.
No one drives a car and refuels every ten kilometers, right?
After all, you refuel after you have gas blood.
So burn all the fat in your stomach and eat the next meal.
That's all.
I can't do it.
So you only have a stomachache once a day?
When you're about my age, you only have a stomachache once a day.
And when you have a stomachache, what happens in your body is...
The growth hormone called "rejuvenation hormone" and...
Both of the "rejuvenation genes" called "serum genes" come out and make you look like you're 20 years younger.
I don't eat in a hurry when I have a stomachache.
When I have a stomachache, I'm a little happy because I think I'm young.
That's amazing.
You don't eat three meals a day, do you?
Huh?
On average, I eat about one and a half meals a day.
About one and a half meals a day.
That's what I do, too.
That's amazing.
I don't do sports, either.
I don't do sports.
You don't do it.
I'm poor.
You don't eat three meals a day.
You don't eat it.
By the way, this is the teacher's one meal a day.
The teacher's one meal a day.
What is this?
Eating one thing at a time, right?
That's right.
This is "Iwashi-no-maruboshi".
Eating the belly, bones and head means you get all the nutrition.
This is called "perfect nutrition".
The upper part is "daikon", but this is also "daikon".
All of them are "daikon".
We eat rice with brown rice, so this is also "perfect nutrition".
In other words, we eat all of our body's nutrients at one meal.
But we want to eat more "gito-gito" food, don't we?
Yes, "gito-gito" food.
"Gito-gito" food like beef, for example.
In other words, we only eat only a small part of the cow.
But that part of nutrition is the same as supplements.
But we can't eat a whole cow.
We can't eat a whole cow.
Let's continue. The next one is...
After eating dinner, you...
What is it?
After eating dinner, you...
That's too much.
Report!
Report?
To who?
Who is it?
To the teacher.
That's what we call a recording diet.
Ah, I see, I see.
You have to write it down.
Write it down.
That's not it.
What is it?
After eating dinner, you...
What is it?
After eating dinner, you...
What do you do after dinner?
What do you do?
Um, I'm always on the internet.
Always on the internet.
Roll!
This is also something you shouldn't do.
You should do it?
The answer is...
You sleep after you eat!
Teacher, what is it?
All animals on earth sleep after they eat.
That's because it's best for digestion and absorption.
Even if you only eat one meal a day, your internal fat will accumulate and you can live properly even if you skip breakfast, lunch and dinner the next day.
That's how it is.
It's the best health method.
And also, between 10 pm and 2 am, these four hours are actually called "golden time".
The growth hormone called "rejuvenation hormone" comes out of the brain.
It burns fat, makes you have muscles, makes your skin white, and also cures your skin and other parts of your body that are damaged.
So you won't get sick or have cancer.
Here is your schedule.
You work from 10 pm to 3 am.
You wake up at 3 am and write a book and go to work.
And you work all day.
You work a lot.
You don't sleep at all.
I sleep for five hours.
Five hours is enough for you.
What?
I can't do it.
People say 3 hours of sleep is enough for you.
If you sleep 4 hours from 10 pm to 2 am, you won't dream and you will sleep well.
Your brain will be completely reset.
You will have free time from 3 pm to 9 pm.
You can do whatever you like without being disturbed by anyone.
Wow!
People say, "Beauty is made at night."
If you sleep at this time, you will have beautiful skin and you will be cured.
Is it true?
Yes, it is.
Let's move on to the conclusion.
You can forget about golden time of sleep during 27 hours of TV.
You can forget about it.
It can't be helped.
Let's wake up from this day together.
Do you want me to call you?
Today we're doing a balanceoid joint relay.
Let's do it.
Do you want me to explain the rules?
Well, let's do it from the beginning.
Let's do it!
Look at me!
Ready...
Start!
Oh, it fell!
There is also a handshake event on October 8th and Sunday, so please come and have fun!
Yes, on October 8th and Friday, we will have a live broadcast of "Taitan Cinema Live" at Toho Cinema and Roppongi Hills all over Japan on the 8th.
We will also do a new work of manzai, but you can also watch "Oriraji" and so on.
"Sumasuma" tonight!
"Sumasuma" tonight! Will mentalist Daigo manipulate the hearts of stars?
Will it be forgotten? A great experiment special!
A man who reproduces supernatural powers with science!
A performance of Daigo's threat will be missed!
"Special" tonight from 10 o'clock!
Now, next year is the challenge season!
Yes! Well, it will be released in two days!
We will do a live broadcast from 7 o'clock, so please look forward to it!
Yes!
So, according to "Bizu-san" and "Ateara" reports, you are currently in 4th place!
That's right!
Thank you! That's all for now, but...
Yes!
You are getting closer and closer, but...
Yes!
I would like you to do a roulette with a gun!
Wow!
Yes!
Wow!
You can do it!
Well, you can get first place with this!
Wow!
It's a little difficult!
Do you decide it with this?
Yes!
Well, it's difficult, but...
This...
Zouk...
Ring...
Ah!
Can I increase it with this?
Can you increase it?
It's definitely here, isn't it?
Wow!
I will increase first place!
You are smart!
I'm smart, aren't I?
I think this is the best!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Really? What am I doing?
Turn the roulette wheel!
Wow! It's fast!