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Today's good news is wild, too!
Why is that?
Takeru Naganuma, who is good at science, will come!
It's really wild!
And Mitsuro Kubo, the author of "Moteki", will also come!
It's his first appearance on TV!
It's wild, isn't it?!
Today's guest will appear in a suit, so we'll have you guess who that suit is!
Please stand by!
Today, we have a guest who comes every week!
Today's guest is this person!
Are you really wild?
Of course I'm wild!
Today is Friday, Tuesday and Sunday!
I've been awake since yesterday because I wanted to watch it!
On Friday, Tuesday and Sunday, I watched a movie DVD!
I wanted to watch Friday, Tuesday and Sunday!
I'm going to entrust this feeling to my grandchildren!
Friday, Tuesday and Sunday, I watched a movie DVD!
What is it?
It's wild!
Please!
First of all, we will show you a picture of a round guest wearing a suit.
Here it is!
Now, the suit of the guest has been taken off.
Sweat shorts and a gap coordination with a shirt.
Fashionable!
Gap coordination!
There is a gap.
Now, who is this thin person?
Now, this suit of the guest has been taken off.
Here it is!
Please!
Amazing!
Please!
This time...
Since you're here, you should take it off.
No, no. This suit is like this from the beginning.
It's like this from the beginning.
It's supposed to be like this.
Yes.
It's like Saketan now.
You've become a big accident.
Amazing!
It's nice, isn't it?
Amazing!
Where did you fix it this time?
This time, I fixed this pants part.
Here?
Yes, I fixed it here.
I see, I see.
Amazing!
What about the top?
I didn't fix it at all.
Did you just cut it like that?
I didn't cut it.
If you look closely, you can't cut it.
Yes.
Well, let's take it off now.
Please!
Huh?
You can't tell it from the song.
First of all, this is the guest's information.
Here's how you debuted.
The scouts were before the 09.
Oh, before the 09.
Before 109.
That's right.
It was a sudden moment.
I went shopping and I saw an old man far away looking this way.
It's mean, isn't it?
An old man far away looking this way.
That's why I was asked if I'd like to enter this world, and that's how I got into this world.
Do you know the guest?
I know.
It's not like that.
It's like this.
This is what the guest looks like.
Now, similar animals are here.
Dinosaur.
Is it said that it is similar to a dinosaur?
I don't think so myself, but people around me say it's very similar.
To a dinosaur?
I don't think it's very similar to a dinosaur, but I'd like to ask him about it.
That's right, today's bad guest is this person!
Do you think you look like him?
I don't really have that image of you, but please wait for a while.
Now, let's continue.
It's not up to here, but...
This is Tohkanatsu.
It's a little like that.
This is what people pointed out and surprised me about!
You thought you were the capital of Kyoto!
You became famous!
That's right, I always thought I was the capital of Kyoto.
Capital of Kyoto?
You thought you were the capital of Kyoto!
Am I wrong?
I'd like to ask the guest about this.
I'm sorry.
Do you think you are the capital of Kyoto?
How is it now? Do you understand?
Now... I understand.
Tamura-san!
The guest is talking in a small voice, but he's not changing his voice!
Do you think you are a different prefecture now?
I'm not a prefecture!
You're not a prefecture!
I see.
I'm not a prefecture!
You're not a prefecture!
You think you are a different prefecture now!
Now, if you were to date a man today...
Here's the answer!
You don't need him because of his handsome face!
I don't need him because of his handsome face!
My husband is handsome, too!
Your husband?
I feel sorry for you!
This is embarrassing!
This is embarrassing! Let me ask you something!
This is embarrassing!
Guests!
Among today's regulars,
we know that you have a cool face.
If that's the case,
your husband...
Huh?
That's not right, is it?
Oh, he's ugly.
Your husband...
That's right.
Huh?
As a result,
he's getting smaller and smaller.
By the way,
I was the host of this wedding.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
Now,
the most annoying thing recently is...
Your husband is too careful about pregnancy.
Oh, I see.
Is that so?
Yes.
Is that so?
Yes. It's been 7 months.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
So, you're pregnant with his legs, too.
I'm pregnant with his legs, too.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not pregnant.
How many years have you been pregnant?
3 months.
You're pregnant with his arms, too.
I'm not pregnant.
Yes, I am.
Even with a small step,
he's like "It's okay. It's okay."
He's like "It's okay. It's okay."
It's really annoying.
I saw them walking together.
It's amazing.
Your husband is walking like this.
He's smiling.
With a big face.
With a big face?
Let's do it together!
Kinoshita, Yugina, Sashiko, Yugina, Tanaka-san, Yugina-san...
I didn't know at all.
You're Nishikado Yuto-san's wife.
Shige-chan, you really didn't know?
I really didn't know.
Even if you didn't know, why did you do this?
This is a special phrase. "Sutten kororintoku."
You did it.
How many months has it been?
It's been 7 months. Almost 8 months.
Wow!
You've changed.
You're beautiful.
She's my wife of the same age.
22 years ago, a dirty dog came into the fairy castle called N.S.C.
She's Fujiwan.
That's what she's like.
She's really nice.
Thank you for having me.
You're welcome.
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We invite teachers who make you nervous every time and teach you weird things.
Today's teacher is a manga, drama, and movie hit.
She's Moteki!
She's a writer and it's her first appearance on TV!
"Moteki", right?
Yes.
It's a love story about a popular man who has sold more than 2 million copies and has suddenly come to popular men.
"Moteki" in the movie is worth more than 200 million yen!
Wow!
Amazing!
Ms. Kojira and Ms. Kumo Mitsurou.
Ms. Mitsurou.
You like Sashiko, don't you?
Yes, I like her. I've seen her in manga and movies.
You've seen her?
She's very popular among the members.
Really?
Yes, she's very popular.
Now, let's have Ms. Mitsurou appear.
Until now, she refused to appear on TV.
Wow!
But this time...
Suddenly...
She wants to appear in "Tamori" just once!
Wow!
"Moteki"!
He wants to meet Tamo-san just once, so for the first time on TV,
Wow! Amazing! Amazing!
Let's have Mitsurou-sensei appear!
"Fubo" Mitsurou-sensei!
Let's sort this out
Mitsurou-sensei!
Female?
Yes
It's the same, right?
She's a woman
It's not like she's dressing up as a woman
It's fine
As far as gender goes, it's female
That's right
Are you a fan of Tamori-san?
Well, if you're a Japanese citizen, you'd want to meet Tamori-san
Thank you.
Up until now, even if you got a request for an appearance, you wouldn't do it, right?
Well, if a manga artist appeared on TV and had that much free time, they'd definitely tell me to draw a manga.
Other than manga...
But it wasn't much of a good thing.
Even if a female manga artist showed up, they'd only say "Bari, add gold."
But I wanted proof that I was living in the same era as Tamori-san.
Me, right?
Since you've already achieved something, you can say anything else.
Let's first look at your profile.
Kubo Mitsuro Sensei.
Sensei is 36 years old.
When he was a high school student, he applied for the manga award of "Nakayoshi" and won the silver award.
His real name is Kubo Mitsuko-san.
That's what he wrote in his female poem.
But when he started serializing in boys' poems, he changed his pen name to Kubo Mitsuro.
Was it easier for you to write manga like this, Kubo Mitsuro?
Once you debut in a famous magazine, it's easy for you to move on to other magazines.
One day, I decided to write erotic manga as well.
Is that so?
It's difficult for me to write girls' manga or boys' manga forever.
But one day, I wanted to write something like that, so I changed my pen name to Kubo Mitsuro.
He's thinking about it.
Here's the reason why he wrote "moteki".
The protagonist of "moteki" is not popular at all.
She's the model.
Sensei, you're not popular?
Well, I'm not as popular as I can be.
I'm not popular.
I'm not popular at all.
When I write manga, I'm basically dirty.
You're dirty.
If you're dirty, you'll look like you're on TV.
The more I write manga, the less I want to look like a human being.
I wanted to write manga about my feelings of not being popular.
But when I wrote manga about girls' feelings of not being popular, it didn't sell well.
Boys didn't laugh at me.
So I changed my feelings of not being popular with boys and wrote "moteki" because I thought it would sell better.
"Moteki"
It sold well, didn't it?
Yeah, I'm glad.
It sold well, didn't it?
Yeah, I'm glad.
It became money.
Today's lesson is...
Even popular guys attract girls like this.
Well, it works.
Kubo sensei said that popular guys and girls attracted by themselves are objectively analyzed because they are not popular.
That's why we introduce guys who attract girls and girls who don't attract girls.
There are guys who attract girls, right?
Well, there are many guys like this.
If there is a guy who attracts girls, will you say "shut up"?
No, I won't say "shut up" like this.
I think it's impossible for me to make you change your mind as much as possible.
Here are the guys who attract girls you think are popular.
A guy who says "something" in a first meeting conversation.
Well, what do you think of this question?
What is it? Isn't there an answer in a first meeting conversation?
"You know..."
There are guys like this.
There are guys like this in the industry.
There are guys like this.
"Isn't it wild?"
There are guys like this now.
There may be guys like this now.
"Isn't it money?" "How much did you pay?"
There may be guys like this now.
Here is the answer.
"You know..."
What do you think of this question?
There are guys like this who say "you know" as a technique that guys can use.
"You know..."
"You know, you know..."
Like Tomioka Michael.
I know it! I know it!
-Sashara, what was it like? -I know it, I know it.
I know it so well. He's a little weird, you know.
-He's weird. -What's wrong with him?
-He's a different person. -He's different.
-He's a nicer person than I thought. -But as time goes by, I realize that he's weird.
You realize it again and again...
-Oh, I don't like it... -He says "you know, you know..."
If you were to name him out of the Big Three...
Well, it's Sauma-san, right?
Even if you watch it on TV, Mr. Sauma will immediately say, "Oh, I know."
If you look at it from this side of the TV, you'll never hear that you don't know.
Really, my heart's shutter is rattling.
Eh!
That kind of shutter, Sanma-san, you'll break it in a blink of an eye!
I'll break it in a blink of an eye!
A cruel shutter.
Man, I'm not good at this, Sanma-san.
It's a threat.
Furthermore, this one.
Even though you're in Tokyo, you're still a manly man.
Well, you might be popular, but...
Even though you're in Tokyo, you're still a manly man.
Yukina.
I think I know what you're talking about.
Even though you're in Tokyo...
Even though you're in Tokyo, you're still a manly man.
So, even though you're not in Tokyo, you're still a manly man.
Even though you're not in Tokyo...
My husband is from Kansai.
Even though you're in Tokyo...
He doesn't speak Kansai dialect.
This one!
Kansai dialect man.
I know what you're talking about!
The guys who talk about TV events and bookstores are dragging their success stories from their hometowns, aren't they?
Guys who talk about TV events and bookstores are dragging their success stories from their hometowns, aren't they?
On the other hand, guys who talk about TV events and bookstores are dragging their success stories from their hometowns, aren't they?
How about Kyushu dialect?
Kyushu dialect is not spoken much in Tokyo.
Tamori is a different case.
Kyushu dialect is not spoken much in Tokyo.
Takeda and Tetsuya don't speak it much.
It's because there are many Kansai people.
I don't like it when I'm with my friends.
Ms. Kubo is a cartoonist.
She is good at making love stories with her delusions.
Here is the next topic.
Moteki style delusional love story.
"I will be dumped like this."
Delusional love story?
What does it mean?
It is thought that a cartoonist has delusional power.
But in reality, only those who have delusional power can make love stories.
Because there is no successful experience, only those who have delusional power can make love stories.
That's why Moteki style delusional love story was made.
I will show you that power now.
First of all, delusional love story with Juniors.
Here it is.
Chihara, who read my manga, said it was interesting and we had a real conversation.
At first, since you are a Kansai dialect entertainer, you had a business-like conversation, didn't you?
Kansai dialect? What is that?
I didn't want to sell my book, so I had a conversation with the feeling that he said he had a conversation with me.
And next...
Chihara, who read my manga, said it was interesting and we had a real conversation, didn't you?
It's good, isn't it?
It's interesting, isn't it?
When I talked to him in person, he said, "As expected of someone who only appears on TV."
"I have my own politics," and he always brought up my brother's story.
"I feel love for my brother, too."
It's a little open, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
It's a little open, isn't it?
And next...
Chihara, who read my manga, said it was interesting and we had a real conversation, didn't you?
It's like that, isn't it?
When I thought he finally opened up his heart for me, I realized that he didn't mean it like that.
And also...
At a drinking party between a man and a woman...
I'm really popular with women.
"I've always been a fan of Kubo-sensei's manga."
And even comedians would gather there.
"My wife loves "Moteki" so much."
"My girlfriend is also a huge fan of "Moteki" and I've always been a big fan of Kubo-sensei."
And more and more...
You're all delusional, aren't you?
I'm delusional.
I'm in a position where I'm extremely popular with my wife, and I don't fall in love with anyone at all.
You don't fall in love with anyone at all.
And this one.
I'm called "other woman" and then sold.
In the end, you were sold.
You're terrible.
But I was stupid for holding a bow.
I'm really sorry.
It's all my fault.
She's a good woman.
Teacher, you've been rejected.
You've been rejected, but what kind of person will you marry?
Yes.
I will.
Yes, yes, yes.
She is...
A woman whose blog is boring.
Are there many female entertainers?
Yes, there are many.
Julia, you think like that, don't you?
But Naomi said "wakkarua" just now.
This program is sponsored by you.
Just now, in Sensei's delusion, a bad guy, Junior-san, dumped you.
Yes, my heart is broken, really.
Why? Let's go drinking next time.
Please don't open your mouth anymore.
Next, by the way, Tamo-san.
What kind of person is Tamo-san?
I'm happy just to be around Tamo-san.
As a delusion, I dream of being invited to a meal party.
But in the meal party, Tamo-san suddenly grabs my hand with a drunken spirit.
From Tamori's face to Morita's face.
I couldn't stand looking at Tamori-san, so I let go of her hand.
When I felt awkward at the dinner party, Tamori-san said, "Will you come again?"
And we met again!
Is Tamori-san like an island craftsman?
I think all Japanese people want to hug or be embraced by Tamori-san.
Even if Tamori-san breaks up with a woman, Tamori-san will never quarrel with her.
Tamori-san is a god.
Tamori-san is a rough god.
A god.
But I don't want to be approached like this.
Will you keep your distance?
So, today's conclusion is...
Tamori-san is the most...
Hey, you're looking good.
Is that what you want to call me?
This time, we're going to do something new.
It's called "Skytree", where you inflate balloons with a pump here and there's a needle at the top of them, so you have a few seconds to break them.
Here we go! It's tough! Ready, go!
We don't know yet.
Tonight's "usumusuma" is Skytree special.
Skytree's charm, perfect guide, super gorgeous, live and more.
And also, Zakiyama-san, Kojima Keiko-san, Bakcho Bistro, and Katsuken Mahara Jenny Gohonkei.
Matsuken-san is here. He came at 10 o'clock. Look at him.
Hey!