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Sugi-chan! Sugi-chan is wild, but Sashiko-chan is even wilder!
She's wild!
She's competing with Nogizaka46 for the CD sales!
To be honest, she doesn't care about it at all!
She's wild!
She cares about it!
Narikiri Girls' High School!
There's someone who's hard to get out of.
You're wild, aren't you?
Kato-chan!
That's someone else's name.
Now that Naomi is here as a guest, it's time for us to find out who that guest is.
Today's guest is...
You're a guest, aren't you?
I'm a regular. I come here every week.
You're here every week.
I don't think we need two of you, but this is Sugi-chan!
It's real! This one is real!
Look, there's a nose over there!
Wow, it's fluffy! I've never seen one like it!
It's really wild!
It's wild! Then I'll say it!
Go ahead!
Sugi-chan, we played Super Mario for three hours the other day!
We played it in and out of the pipe for three hours!
We played it in and out of this pipe!
My fingers went crazy!
I got a little off, and a flower came out and I got killed!
It's wild!
It was wild! It was wild today, too!
We played it in and out of this pipe for three hours!
We played it in and out of it!
Thank you!
It's disgusting!
It's weird!
The tongue is weird!
The mouth is weird!
First of all, we'll show you a picture of a bad guest wearing a suit!
Here it is!
This is the guest!
He's wearing a suit!
He's stylish!
Naomi will wear this suit and become a guest!
Let's have him appear now!
Go ahead!
I can only talk like this.
This might be the most amazing thing we've done so far!
It's quite dramatic.
By the way, the fabric here is different, but is it designed like this?
It's designed like this.
The top is cut off, but it's not pants.
You added this part, didn't you?
Yes, I added it.
Where is the butt?
It's all red.
Most of the butts are out now.
What?
Yes, it is.
Are these butts?
Yes, they are.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's fine.
There are butts in front of you, too.
What? Butts?
There are butts in front of you, too?
Both of them are butts.
It's the stomach.
Is it the stomach?
Both of them are the stomach.
Where is the butt?
This is the butt.
I don't know where the butt is.
I don't know where it is.
It's almost the same height as my chest.
It's not like that.
It's amazing.
Now, I would like to introduce the information of our guests.
The point of today's suit is...
It's a little loose and elegant.
Yes, it's a little loose.
It's not loose at all.
It's tight.
What is this?
It's short and tight.
It's tight.
Now, the first one is...
When you were in middle school, your club activity was...
Volleyball!
Yes.
Did you play volleyball?
Yes, I did.
Volleyball?
No, no.
It's not a ball.
Oh, it's not?
Yes.
I'm tall, so I've been playing volleyball for a long time.
Our guests are tall.
Our guests are tall, so...
Can you show us a little?
Oh, I see.
I want to see it.
Jumping serve.
I want to see it!
Okay.
Obviously it hit the net.
It hit hard.
The animal that the guest looks like is...
Horse!
Horse?
Do you often say you look like a horse?
I've been told that since I was in kindergarten.
I've been told I look like a horse that looks like a horse.
Is that so?
Do you sometimes make that expression like a horse?
Yes, I'm often told to imitate me.
Can you imitate a horse for us?
Yes!
It's a pig, isn't it?
It's not a pig, it's a horse!
I'm sorry, but we have a guest.
We would like to show you our guest.
The correct answer is this person!
I would like to ask you a few questions.
Do you often say it looks like a horse?
Horse face?
Horse face is like a decorative animal, isn't it?
Horse!
And everyone, a hint!
You often say it looks like a giraffe!
Giraffe!
You know it well, don't you?
Horse and giraffe.
Now!
The failure of an unforgettable job is...
You took off your shoes on the runway and looked around.
That's right.
I was walking on the runway and I took off my shoes.
I see.
Can you do it for us?
Yes, of course.
Can you do it for us?
Yes, of course.
Please do it for us!
I did it like that.
When did you start this?
It's been a while since you debuted. It must be hard.
How was it?
Was it okay?
It was okay.
So you can walk around the runway?
Yes.
What made you angry recently?
People said you are too skinny and gross in the city.
Is it really that bad?
It was so thin it made me feel sick!
That's impossible!
Do you think I'm making fun of you?
Do you really think I'm making fun of you?
Is he like that?
He's like this.
Do people say that I'm too thin?
People say it a lot.
It's true.
It's true that you're thin.
You're thin.
Model-san, you're thin.
You're very thin.
Lastly,
if you were to date one of the men who are here today,
who would it be?
It's this one!
I'm sorry!
It's Kanaka-san.
Yes!
Kanaka-san!
I like people who are small and funny.
I see!
Small people, right?
Yes, small-looking people.
Small-looking people.
Yes.
What do you think?
Do you like small people?
You like small people, don't you?
I see.
Small people?
I know, I know.
You like small people, don't you?
Yes.
So, everyone,
who is today's guest?
Please welcome!
Because I like you, Kazari-kun!
Shibuya and Shunkuku are pretty big.
Narao-san, Sugi-chan!
My legs are thin, so I'm Ikkousan.
Ikkousan!
So, Narao-san!
Narao-san!
So, today's guest is this person!
- Wow! - It's more than a guest!
Wow!
- But the length of his legs doesn't change that much, does it? - It does! It's completely different!
It's completely different!
- Excuse me? - Yes?
Does he look like a horse?
People say I have a horse's face.
And they say I have a giraffe's face because of my long neck.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
Do people say you have a weird face because you're too thin?
People say I have a weird face a lot.
- Really? - That's right.
- It can't be. - It hurts me a little.
- Really? - It's terrible.
- It's terrible, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
It's terrible.
So, today's guest is this person!
Here we go!
Morrato Sponsor's special edition!
A little suspicious school class in the afternoon!
Every time, we invite a teacher who makes you nervous and conduct a suspicious class.
This time, we invited a teacher like this.
He is now on the street and has a problem with his legs.
No way!
Playboy of the entertainment world,
Mr. Michael Tomioka!
The most mischievous 50-year-old in Japan, Mr. Michael Tomioka!
You don't have to complain about how you came to be.
You can't complain about how you came to be.
Isn't it great?
Love...
Let's have a lot of love, everyone!
Let me introduce you to my teacher.
Mr. Michael Tomioka, 50 years old.
Debuted as a model, actor, and DJ.
50 years old.
Yakisoba!
Live performance.
Currently...
Unique love rules are on the topic.
As a playboy, Mr. Tomioka says...
"I'm home, Moteki Pink!"
It was fun in my 30s and 40s, but now that I'm 50, I'm so happy.
I'm so happy.
It's crazy now.
Today's class theme is...
"Lightly proposing is absolutely no good!"
What? We don't do it!
Everyone does it!
Only Shiroi and Shunki say it!
It's no good.
"Proposing" is a delicate word for women.
It's heavy.
You shouldn't say it.
I know.
I'm the type of person to say it.
I like it.
You have to do it.
What does it mean to propose to two women at once?
In my case, I want to have a lot of wonderful encounters.
Because there are so many wonderful women in the world.
Can only one woman propose to only one man?
That's amazing!
That's what I want to say.
At the same time, you proposed to 12 women.
That's terrible!
What kind of pose is that?
That's terrible!
That's wild.
Listen to me.
Is there anything more fun than wonderful encounters in the world?
Is there?
No.
There isn't, right?
What's so wonderful about it?
Wonderful encounters are something you want to do over and over again.
There are so many of them.
You want to meet a lot of people and enjoy the process.
So, in my case, I won't get married.
I can't.
Women are...
Did you know that 12 people are dating at the same time?
Yes.
In my case, it's a theme that I have to be happy, so it's all full open.
What?
Basically, I don't like that kind of trouble.
Even if you're dating 12 people, you've never had a big trouble before.
What? Why?
If you don't say it out loud, you'll get in trouble.
The beginning is important.
The way you don't get in trouble even if you say it out loud.
Here's the manual.
If you're dating me, who always says this to girls, you'll be fine.
It's similar.
It feels like it, doesn't it?
I've been doing that pose for a long time.
I'll do it, too.
What is it, Sugi-chan?
If you're dating me...
What is it, Sugi-chan?
You can't say "yes" or "no."
Mr. Kaniya, your arms are like this.
This is wild. It's bad.
This is good. It's wild.
Happy.
It's happy.
It's fun.
No, it's not.
It's different. Here is the answer.
It's the most dangerous.
It's dangerous.
Out of what is it?
It's not wild.
Anyway, if you date me, you have to expose all of your dangers.
It's really dangerous.
If you meet a guy like this and fall in love with him, it's really dangerous.
It's dangerous.
You shouldn't approach him.
You shouldn't think that he will do something next.
You have to tell him first.
Why do you keep looking at me and telling me?
You keep looking at me and telling me.
It has the effect of lowering the hurdle by giving a dangerous image at first.
That's right.
Lowering the hurdle.
If you think it's dangerous, it's okay.
But, if you say only good things at first, it will cause problems.
You have to say it first.
For example...
The teacher said, "Jackknife, Chihara Jr. is like Kawaii Ku Mienna when he smiles."
It's really like that.
It has an effect.
It has a tremendous effect.
It was an aim.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous if you date me.
It's dangerous.
It's not like that.
I see.
That smile is not fair.
He has a good smile.
I also steal a lot of things.
Is there a scene where you meet so many women?
There is a scene like that.
You have to work hard.
365 days.
Day and night.
24 hours a day.
Otherwise you can't have a big team.
Team!
Where do you want to meet?
Here!
Meeting spot. Lunch go-kon.
Lunch go-kon?
Of course at night you drink.
Go-kon.
But of course you have to use lunch as well.
You have to go around more and more.
Team members.
There are people who leave.
It's a busy day.
Meeting is intense.
There are people who only have meetings in the afternoon.
In that case, you can eat lunch.
You can eat lunch.
Do you think you can eat lunch?
You can eat lunch.
It depends on the number of people.
It's busy in the day.
It's different in the afternoon.
In the evening, people drink alcohol.
It's different.
In the afternoon, it's easy.
In the evening, women are careful.
In the afternoon...
It's busy in the afternoon.
Mr. Tamori is busy all the time.
He goes to a lunch club.
Can you open it for me after the show?
I have already opened it.
It's just right.
There are other good spots.
Here.
Driving license exemption.
What does it mean?
It's unexpected.
Meeting is not only about introducing someone or drinking.
Meeting is everywhere.
If you go for an exam, you have to change your mind.
If you go for an exam like that, you have to pick up a meeting.
You can't go for a change of mind.
Mr. Tamori.
You can drink Samez.
Samez!
You can drink it.
You can pick up a meeting.
When I went to Samez with my experience,
I had a wonderful meeting there.
In Samez?
Yes.
I had to move there.
I pretended to be blind.
I couldn't see.
What should I do?
I just appealed myself there.
I said it's me.
If you react to me,
you can have a wonderful meeting there.
That's great.
We're not talking about cheap things.
Antennas are everywhere.
Antennas are important.
Antennas are everywhere.
Here.
Wait a minute.
I know what you're thinking.
It's a very delicate moment.
Like it's forbidden, right?
It's forbidden.
But you all have one heart.
At that moment, you have feelings of resentment.
But you want to be healed.
That's what you have in common.
That's where you have a wonderful encounter.
Huh?
It's totally away.
What do you do when you lie?
When you lie.
When you lie, I...
If you think this person is nice...
No, that's...
In my case, I don't have a manual.
If I do this, it will definitely be like this.
Do you have this experience in the past?
Huh?
Do you have this experience in the past?
Of course I do.
You look at this person and say, "This person is nice."
No, no.
I think of it with my own intuition.
At that moment, I think it's nice.
But I don't have a manual.
I don't know how to talk to that person.
I don't know if that person will be interested in me like me.
My instincts work there.
So, TPO has nothing to do with it.
You don't have a manual.
But you don't get married easily.
But you have conditions for marriage.
What are the conditions?
Wow!
That's a lot.
This is only one of the conditions.
Huh?
Can you keep loving even if you have a different appearance?
Yes.
This is very important.
Let's check one by one.
No. 2 is talking calmly about insurance and property distribution.
This is very real.
No. 3, can you have a barbecue every weekend?
I'm laughing now.
You can see your opponent through a barbecue.
You can see whether you can cut or grill something or whether you can get along with your opponent through a barbecue.
I want to do it.
I don't like it at all.
You don't like it at all.
I don't like it at all.
If you get married, you will do it, right?
If you don't get married, you won't be able to get married.
You should go to a wedding every weekend.
That's right.
I don't like it at all.
What do you think, Naomi?
Will you make a fuss with high tension?
It's hard, hard, hard, hard.
Sponsored by you.
Today's teacher is Mr. Michael Tomioka.
Mr. Michael, who has these conditions of marriage,
This is only a part of it.
There are 50 conditions like this.
Depending on how many conditions you meet, you will be ranked.
You are a team leader in Team Michael.
Is there a leader like Michael?
I am the leader.
Are you the tallest in the team?
Of course.
You are not alone, are you?
Sometimes I am alone.
The members of the team change.
Depending on their abilities...
Does the leader cut his neck?
Of course.
Sometimes he cuts his neck.
Sometimes new members join.
But sometimes you get cut, right?
I don't get cut.
Because I am Team Michael.
Because I am the tallest in the team.
You are Team Michael.
Because I am the tallest in the team.
Basically, you join Team Michael because you want to join it.
There is no forced joining.
The teacher says you should have these conditions of marriage.
Today, I asked you to think about the conditions of marriage so you don't cry.
Everyone, one line, open.
Here it is.
If you don't get angry...
Can you live mainly with cats?
If you don't appear on TV and you don't have work, will you rest?
Can you call the government "brother"?
This is difficult.
Is it difficult?
The most...
It suits you the most when you cry.
Between these two options, the teacher will choose someone who will make you cry.
The person who will make you cry is...
Number one!
Wild!
To put it in one word, it's small!
It's small!
It might be small, but...
If you can't go on TV, you can't work, you can't rest...
No, you can't. You can't rely on it.
I see.
You can't rely on it at all. You have to do everything yourself.
You can't rely on it.
I see.
Do you think you should put your hands on it?
Put my hands on it?
What? I don't know.
Don't say that word!
Don't say it!
Did you say what you wanted me to say?!
This week is almost half-time.
Carnation and Hexion.
So we're going to put in these little things.
The first person who sneezes will be counted.
Yes!
The time limit is 30 seconds.
Yes.
Ready...
Start!
Thank you very much!
I'm crying.
It hurts!
I'm crying.
I don't know.
What's this?
It's been used for many days.
I drank coke four months ago.
I drank it four months ago.
You were eating it.
I didn't throw away the cap. I kept it.
I actually keep it.
I put it in my backpack.
It's new today.
The staff prepared it for me today.
Thank you.
Thank you for watching "Udemoto Ashita".