AISubs v3.8.2
On Monday at 8pm!
As of April, there has been a slight change in the number of members.
As you can see, there's one member left!
It's not like we disbanded!
Only I'm left on Monday, and Oota is left on Wednesday.
Who's going to look after Oota's clay?
Right now, since Takatoshi is with us, Toshi has to do it all.
It's tough, isn't it?
The juniors are here!
This is...
It's completely different.
It's completely different!
It's like...
It's top-notch!
It's completely different!
There's no one in SMAP who's this different!
That's why you came here first!
That's right!
How do you like it?
I've never been told I'm this cute!
I'm very happy.
Sasara is very scared of Shingo and Naomi.
Really?
Naomi!
What's wrong with you?
But what are you?
I have something to say.
What is it?
We're going with these members.
It's the first day, so let's find out about each other's stomachs.
It's not like that!
It's fun to watch all the time!
Thank you for everything!
And Tamori-san!
Analog broadcast ended on July 24th and went to online digital broadcast.
"Laugh Out Loud" on Fuji TV for 27 hours started on TV.
And from April 1st to April 4th, due to the Great East Japan Earthquake,
the transition to online digital broadcast was delayed.
In Iwate, Miyagi, Fukushima and Tohoku prefectures,
digitalization of the earth has started.
Tamori-san!
I've been doing it for a long time, but I can't do it.
You did it before Tamori-san!
That's terrible!
I've been doing it for a long time, but I can't do it.
"Laugh Out Loud"!
Well then, let's go!
"Laugh Out Loud" Girls' Collection!
Everyone, please come over here
Naomi is wearing a red cloak
But she's wearing a round guest's clothes and dressed up as a guest
So we're going to have you guess who the guest is
Where could it be?
Can you cut a guest's clothes?
Well, we managed to get a guest's clothes
Of course, if you're too big for it
You can cut it...
No, no, no
We cut it, put clothes on it and managed to get it
What?!
Even though you're a guest!
We already got a guest's clothes
Oh, I see
So, today's guest is Yoyko!
I'm 40 years old!
40 years old!
Yoyko as always!
Nice to meet you!
Now, Naomi will appear as a guest's costume!
Here you go!
And Morgan's "pocket" will be here!
The white shirt on top didn't go in either, so it was closed for a long time, but he tore it off!
No kidding!
It's wild, isn't it?
How do you like it?
It's perfect for me.
What's wrong with your stomach?
You said you'd laugh!
I can't talk.
My stomach can't talk.
If you laugh, you'll get a little bit of pain in your stomach.
It's about to break!
I can't talk.
My stomach can't talk.
Let's first look at Shung's points.
Shung's points are these.
You can wear it at work or in private.
Do you wear it at work, too?
Yes, I wear it at work because I often wear refreshing clothes.
It's annoying!
Are you saying it's annoying for the guests?
No, no.
Who said it's annoying?
Look at this face! It's annoying!
What is it?
Do you always make this kind of face?
Yes, I make this kind of face.
Is it true?
Is it a hit?
Even at work, you wear this kind of outfit.
You're a model!
No, I don't know about that.
Now, we'd like to show you some information about our guests.
First question.
The reason you debuted is...
You wore it in college.
In college?
Yes, that's right.
You were pretty in college, weren't you?
Yes, in college.
I was in college and I saw someone strange in the distance.
What is it?
Someone strange in the distance...
I don't know what you're saying!
You're the kind of person who says "that's right", right?
Yes, that's right.
That's how I cut my hair.
What?
That's right!
Second, what we are collecting secretly is this.
We have seven humidifiers at home.
Humidifier! It's a humidifier, right?
Hmm, that's right.
But since it's a job where you have to take care of your throat,
I thought I had to have at least this much, so I have all seven of them.
All seven of them!
The limit of humidifiers is not seven of them!
There are still more!
I have all seven of them!
All seven of them!
It's like "Dragon Ball" time!
You can't make any wishes come true!
It's like "Dragon Ball" time!
It doesn't matter if you have eight of them!
Yes!
Did you say that you have all seven of them?
Yes! I said that I have all seven of them!
You said it on your own!
Now, here...
I know this one! I know this one!
Many people know this one!
I think only the audience wants to know the correct answer.
If he wears this uniform...
It will look like this!
His face is so small!
That's right! People say that a lot!
Do you usually do this kind of trick?
I have no idea what you're talking about!
The animal that is said to look like this is...
It's a beaver because of its big front teeth!
Beaver!
That's right! People say it a lot!
So we do impressions of it...
Beaver's?
Yes, beaver's!
Can we see it for a moment?
Yes!
What is it? Please wait a moment.
Please wait a moment.
What do you think?
What do you think of Beaver?
Do you imitate Beaver?
Have you ever done it?
Since when do you say you look like Beaver?
No, I haven't.
Since elementary school.
Was Beaver big?
Yes.
Oh, good.
Wow, beautiful.
Beautiful.
It's like a flower.
Really.
Yes.
What do you think of it?
Yes.
Do you like it?
It's very close.
Really?
Yes, it's very cute.
I want to see it soon.
No, it's embarrassing.
Today, among us, including guests, who do you want to date?
The answer is...
A good-looking girl like you.
A good-looking girl like me?
I'm not happy with that.
Is it the same thing?
Yes, people who are popular and cheat are amazing.
I don't like that, so I like Arino-san who doesn't look popular.
What do you mean?
I like that kind of feeling.
I'm happy.
I like that kind of feeling.
Arino-kun.
Arino-kun seems very elegant, and I like that part, too.
Elegant feeling.
I like that kind of dog-like dog.
Dog-like?
Is it like a dog?
A dog is a dog, but it's a pretty old dog.
Old dog.
You should have done it there.
Do you want me to call you?
As such a guest, a good-looking celebrity.
A good-looking celebrity is...
Yes, we work together. We're very close. He celebrated my birthday with me.
What's wrong with your left eye?
The light is too bright. I'm sorry.
Yes, we're very close. I'm also very close with Calbee's children.
What?
The light is too bright.
Is your right arm mayonnaise upside down?
No, it's not.
It's not. It's my arm.
Is it your arm?
Let me ask you a question.
Are you close with Calbee in private?
Yes.
Did you celebrate his birthday with him?
What?
Did you celebrate his birthday with Calbee's daughter?
Yes.
Did you celebrate his birthday with Calbee's family and guests?
Is that so? That's really close.
Junior, does the light look bright?
It's not bright at all.
What?
That's funny.
He's used to it.
He has big round eyes.
Round eyes?
Yes, round eyes.
Calbee's friend has seven of them.
Guests, please write your comments.
The answer is written on the board, right?
Yes, that's right!
Please leave it for later.
Then, please show me your answers!
Kaito Aigo-san, Kaito Aigo-san, Mitapan...
Mitapan?
Mitapan is a different day, right?
Mitapan?
Morikun-san...
You're being pulled this way!
You!
Kaito Aigo-san, the correct answer is this person!
Please show us!
Aigo-san, the correct answer is this person!
This time it's "space"!
But I don't think it's like this.
Like this?
Yes, like this.
What is it?
It's not like that.
It's no good.
Do it properly!
Anyway, thank you for the announcement.
Thank you. It was fun.
If you're going out, you can do it.
That's right. He seems calm and I don't think he has that many worries.
I'm sorry! I'm married! Kaito-san, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Kaito-san, I'm sorry! I'm married!
Now, one teacher will appear.
There are so many teachers who are about to say something crazy.
For those people, we will open a strange extracurricular class.
What is it?
It's the first extracurricular class for new members.
Do you know what kind of teachers have come so far?
Can you tell us?
I want to know.
For example...
At first, Mr. Okamoto Natsuki.
He's a little suspicious.
Mr. Kanagaya is a little suspicious.
His chin is sticking out.
And Mr. Sakagami Shinobu.
Today, we want you to study.
The theme of the class is...
"How to survive as one-shot entertainers".
Today, we have two teachers.
Yoshio Kojima and Sugi-chan!
Today, we have two teachers.
We will ask Sugi-chan sensei to tell us more stories.
It's wild.
I'll show you how wild it is.
I've already shown you.
There's no cap on the bottle.
I didn't even finish drinking, but I threw away the cap as soon as I bought it.
Even though it's cola.
At a relatively early stage, it becomes sweet water.
It's wild.
This story is over, so I'll leave it.
I threw it away.
Sugi-chan, the other day I bought a direction agent.
I put it right next to the ventilator.
A good smell went out of the room without passing through it.
It's wild.
Sugi-chan, it's wild, so there's no broom at home.
So what do you do?
I'll pretend I boiled spaghetti.
I'll hold the pot.
I'll go to the window.
I'll open the window.
I'll blow it up with a net.
I won't say it.
My eyes are down.
I'll put meat sauce on it.
I won't eat it.
It's dirty.
It's not dirty.
I don't like it.
That's it.
Thank you!
I want you to do it.
How was it, Aino-san?
Oh, yes! I thought Naomi Watanabe and her costume were the same.
I'm sorry.
I'm Wild.
Wild is wonderful.
Naomi is more wild.
I want Wild.
Wild is 38 years old.
She's already 38 years old.
I want you to do it.
How old are you?
I'm 38 years old.
You're 38 years old.
You're not older than me at all.
That's right. I'm black.
18 years.
Yes.
It's been 18 years.
In December of 2018, Getter and Zuida released "Kaimei".
"Kaimei" was released.
What was the name of it before that?
It was called "Sugiyama Eiji" normally.
"Eiji-san"?
"Eisa", "Sugi-san".
It changed after "Sugi-san".
It changed right away.
It changed quickly.
It was fast.
It was good that it changed quickly.
"R-1" and "Juniors".
It came that far.
It's amazing.
Did you know about "Sugi-san" from before?
When I was working with "Sugiyama Eiji",
a show like "Finding an Indie Entertainer" came out.
At that time, he was a completely different character.
He didn't say "ze"!
He didn't say "ze" at all.
He put a big balloon in his chest and said "teacher Oppai".
He said "teacher Oppai" too.
He said "ze" for sure.
It was like my reproduction of "ze".
After I got divorced, I did a reproduction of "ze".
Every time you cause a problem, you say "ze" for me.
And "Kojima-san".
Yes.
Why is "Kojima-sensei" here today?
What's wrong?
But really, ever since "Sugi-chan" came out,
I feel like I'm the same as I was 5 years ago.
Go ahead.
What are you talking about?
I want "Kojima-sensei" to do a lot of things in order for "indie entertainers" to survive.
I want you all to...
I hope we can talk about the world we live in today.
When "Kojima-sensei" was talking, he was drinking cola.
We are in the same agency.
We are Sun Music.
"Sun Music" started with "Dandy-san", "Hiroshi-san", "Hige Danshaku" and "Ippatsu" and "Seizo Kondo".
My manager at the time is now Sugi-chan's manager.
We have a lot in common.
I'm trying to survive as an entertainer.
I hope you can learn how to survive with me.
"Even if you get bored with your own jokes, you keep doing them."
At times like this, I'm forced to do it.
I do it so much that my left shoulder goes down.
It's not a joke.
I do it so much that it has nothing to do with it.
Please take a note of it.
I don't like "Ippatsu".
You have to take a note of it and throw it away.
Sugi-chan, you have a red pen and a lid.
I'm going to throw it away.
I have a pen and a lid.
Anyway, I do it so much that I get bored with it before others do.
I don't know how many times I do it, so when that happens, for example, please do "wild" in the city.
When I did it, I did it too much and I didn't want to do it anymore.
However, if you do it, from the person who called you, it seems like you are in good shape.
It's like "tang" "wild" "tang".
If you do it like that, it's too early for you to do "wild" "tang" "wild" "tang" on Twitter or blogs.
That's not good.
I will never refuse such a request for a gag.
Oh, you just have to do it, right?
Oh, I see, you just have to do it.
It's not "wild" in the city itself, is it?
Don't you still get asked to do it, like "do it for me"?
"Do it for me" and "please do "oppappi" for me.
"oppappi"!
"do it for me" and "please do "oppappi" for me.
"do it for me"?
"demo demo demo demo"
There's a new one, right?
There's a new one.
A new one.
Can we?
"heccha ratcha heccha ratcha"
"macho"
Keep doing it.
When did you do that?
When I was asked "does this atmosphere reduce?"
This might be the next question.
Do you have any questions for him?
"Does this atmosphere reduce?"
Then you start losing it, and lose your energy...
No, that's not it!
Then it becomes hidden.
If you keep doing it you'll start getting bored of it.
You'll get bored of it.
But you should be able to overcome it.
If you're sick of it and it's too late, you can keep saying "daze".
Is it okay?
Is daze okay?
Daze is okay!
It's okay, daze!
But at least it's just time for it to be on TV, so it's still fun.
And the audience is waiting for "daze".
No, it's not like that.
It's a trend that goes along with the boom of the times.
You can hear people saying "daze, daze, daze" when there's a match.
Isn't it good?
I don't like it when that happens.
You don't like it?
I can't get over it. But it's still early.
It's still early.
But you keep doing it.
What happens if you keep doing it?
If you keep doing it, you'll get beaten up like before.
Even more?
Yes.
You won't be beaten up for a while.
You won't get beaten up, but you'll get beaten up again if you keep doing it.
Oh...
Hiroshi's is worse.
You keep doing it.
Even more...
You keep doing it.
"Flying" as it is now is "flying".
It's different now.
It's like "Hiroshi's flying".
"Hiroshi's flying".
"Flying".
What is "flying"?
It might be correct.
What is "flying"?
It's like you're doing a gag while you're not being blown off.
Of course there is that, but...
Be careful of the flying of your co-star.
Co-star's flying?
Before you do it, your co-star will imitate it and do it.
It's about you.
Especially for Ota-san of Sora's Overaction.
Ota-san too!
The answer is...
Be careful of your co-star's flying.
"One shot one game" is a game where you have a certain will and a certain phrase.
So when people see you in this outfit, they think "oh, it's Sugi-chan."
But if you change it, no one will know you.
There was a time when I was wearing underpants and wanted to change quickly, but no one knew me.
When Yohku Hata was wearing underpants and wanted to change, no one knew who he was.
No one knew who he was.
So if you change too quickly, you fail.
Yohku Hata and Hige Danshaku think that Kojima-sensei failed.
Hige-san...
Hige-san!
Sugi-chan, how long do you want to stay in this G-jan?
For the rest of my life, I think it's fine.
For the rest of your life, you think it's fine?
But you have to be careful.
If you make a minor change and make it a little better G-jan,
people will think you have money.
People will have less motivation to support you.
Is that so?
That's too much!
Tetsutomo once changed his jersey to a really nice one.
But it lost popularity.
In Tetsutomo-san's case, it's quite late to make it new.
It's late, but it's not good.
If you change it too quickly, it's not good.
The next way is...
Keep making jokes.
How many jokes do you have now?
I have 15 now.
15 because it's short?
It was enough in R-1.
You made 15 small jokes?
Yes, I used all of them.
You barely made it.
You said you'd do it in 30 minutes.
What will you do in 30 minutes?
I'll do it by hand.
This is not good.
How many stock do you need?
I need 50 to 100.
Today, we asked you to come up with wild jokes for Sugi-chan.
This is helpful.
I didn't know you'd think of it like this.
Raise your hand if you have one.
Mr. Kojima-sensei said we can't publish books, right?
Yes, we can't publish books.
If we publish jokes, everyone will know about it.
You won't be able to watch it on TV.
You might get money for it.
But five years later...
If you think about it five years later...
We're already talking about it.
Sugi-chan, what does "wild" mean?
It means to trample on people's kindness.
You were being nice, but you trampled on it.
And you caused trouble.
That's "wild".
Sashiko.
Yes!
For this general election, I'll aim for the center or even the prime minister!
Sugi-chan, what do you think?
Huh? What do you mean?
Even if you buy a lottery ticket for Summer Jumbo, you won't see the number you won for the rest of your life!
This is the same as the one we thought of last week.
Didn't you just get it?
This is good, isn't it?
I'll probably use it right away.
Thank you!
I'll roll the pasta with three fingers!
Is that good?
That's good!
You wrote it with all your might!
I wrote it with all my might!
This is a true story, isn't it?
I hope you don't delete it!
Next, thank you!
I'm riding an open car, but I'm allergic to pollen!
Next!
Mr. Junior!
I drink afternoon tea in the morning!
Sugi-chan, you sing love ballads in karaoke! You have a mild side too!
Mild! Mild!
Do you want me to call you?
This week's new song "Hitomu de Gea" will be performed in I.O.I. order along with "Seven".
Please line up in I.O.I. order.
We will compete for how many seconds.
Ready...
Start!
It's a 18-second plot.
It's fast.
Ms. Saito!
Yes!
"If you look at the world, it used to be like this." Hawaii special!
Two directors will cover Hawaii for two weeks.
A side of Hawaii that we've never heard of before will appear one after another!
Please watch it!
It's different!
It's different. It's no good.
Yes! We'll have a con drive!
May 13th and 14th at Shinjuku Theater Sun Mall!
Please come!
It's different!
See you tomorrow!
See you!