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Today at a few o'clock, the number of times you and today's guest, Goro Inagaki performed together will be revealed at once!
Ah, you have the highest number of times.
He appeared on a music show as an AKB member.
It's surprising.
Well, there are more, but...
It's Friday, and I'm not wearing make-up.
Family, friends, lovers, you can show off as much as you like!
Yes!
Here we go!
The judges will judge you! Have fun!
Now, we have a judge guest!
Inabechi Goro-chan!
It's early in the morning.
When Iitomo usually comes out, his face still looks a little sleepy.
Today, it's perfect.
Today, it's 100% perfect.
Goro-chan, please come out!
Please come out!
And for the contestants, we have prepared this wonderful product for you.
If you get one of these similar cards, you will get Iitomo's unique similar clearing file.
And if you become a champion, you will receive 30,000 yen in prize money.
Now, the first winner, please come out!
Gyoza doesn't have chives in it.
Who does your daughter look like? Please come out!
Yu-chan, please come out!
It's spring now!
How old are you?
5 years old!
Your voice is similar too!
Hello!
It's because you're laughing!
Hello!
Let's see the results!
Yay!
It came out from the first shot!
Yes!
Now, please welcome the next person to introduce!
"It's okay if you don't like it."
Who does your friend look like?
Please!
The family of Abumuri who can't help but smile!
Please!
They're energetic!
Are you upset?
Yes, I am!
It's like "Oh, there's Zabungle. Doesn't he look like me?"
What do you think about his resemblance?
Well... I'm happy.
That's great!
Can you do it seriously?
Yes, I'll do it seriously!
You're awesome!
It's been a while, but you're awesome!
You're tall!
And you're of a different type!
Next person, please come in!
She's wearing waterproof eye shadows.
Who does she look like?
She works at a skate shop and is 22 years old!
I'm surprised!
Please come in!
Sayaka-chan, come over here! Sayaka-chan has half of it!
Look!
Akimoto and Becky!
Her bangs are like this!
Her eyes are similar!
Her eyes are different from Becky's!
But the atmosphere is a little different, isn't it?
It's a mixed feeling!
Then, please give your judgment!
- They look alike! - They do, their eyes look alike.
Now, please welcome the next person we will introduce!
They put ice cubes in a hamburger and eat it with a lot of steam.
When you grill a hamburger and put ice cubes in it, steam rises and it swells up.
I don't think I know about that.
Now, please welcome the next person we will introduce!
He is only 40 years old and his exercise ability is great.
He is only 40 years old and his age is almost the same.
Now, please welcome!
This is fun!
Cool!
Now, please judge!
Now, next challenger, please introduce yourself!
She said she will eat 50 rice balls.
You don't do judo?
I used to do rugby.
You have a great body.
Who is your friend? Please introduce yourself!
Wow, you have a great body!
Your name is Usa-san, right?
Now, please continue with your exercise!
Huh? No, I can't do it.
Alright, please give your judgement!
Go!
You just bought a hat!
Could you look back for a second?
That's all for today's contestants.
From here, we will decide today's champion.
It's difficult!
It's difficult, but...
Everyone, please choose.
Who will be the champion?
Please show us your cards!
This week's Sokkuri-san announcement!
The Sokkuri-san Carnival will be held every day from Monday to Friday.
Those who wish to participate will be able to participate from Monday 26th to 30th Friday at 9am.
That's it for this week's Sokkuri-san Carnival.
Thats a good thing to say right!?
Laugh It Out is sponsoring this show.
Countdown begins!
The guests will play hundreds of songs related to their private lives.
- Yes. - Yes. - Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
Now, let's bring in the guests.
Daigo and Tsubasa Masaoka, please!
37kg
34? 37kg!
37!
It's the same as when I was in 6th grade.
It hasn't changed!
It's no good if it goes from 0 to minus,
but if it goes from 0 to 5, we'll let you have this.
Please do your best.
Let's start with the lips.
Let's go.
This is the question we received from our guests.
Is there a new one?
Isn't it the first time we have this many points?
That's right.
"Today, I looked in the mirror..."
He's aiming for the pinpoint.
That's a lot of people.
"Today, I looked in the mirror..."
It's not just the mirror.
It's my face reflected in Tamori-san's glasses.
I'm going crazy.
I might go crazy.
Which one should we choose?
Then...
Let's see...
It's better to reduce it, right?
Are you going for the mirror?
I want to know!
She's going for the mirror.
"Today, I looked in the mirror..."
I want to see this.
Tsubasa-chan, please.
That's a lot of points.
10 times?
10 times.
10 times, right?
10 times.
That's about it, right?
I did my make-up and saw my whole body.
If I were a woman...
You'll start from the middle, right?
How many times was it?
How many times?
Go ahead!
10 times!
No way!
Is that how you feel?
That's right...
But...
It's getting counted, right?
Even now, it's probably like this...
It's not just the glasses.
I'm looking at myself in the mirror.
Also, your voice!
You're eating sushi, right?
And you have soy sauce, right?
You're eating soy sauce!
The moment you eat sushi, you're eating soy sauce, right?
It's easier for me to see the ponzu.
It's easier for you to see the ponzu?
Yes, because of my brain.
Next, Daigo.
Oh, everyone's got ten!
Wow, everyone's got ten!
Everyone's got ten!
I don't look at soy sauce.
I've used the back of a CD before.
There's no soy sauce.
As expected of Daigo.
There's no soy sauce.
Oh, there it is!
It's easier for you to see the ponzu, right?
Let's see...
Is the age too high?
The first date's age.
Is it too low?
But if it's too low...
You can lower it later, right?
Yes, you can.
I've heard of it!
Let's see the first date's age.
The first date's age...
Where is it?
Here it is.
Yes!
Thirteen!
A little early!
First...
First in middle school.
First in middle school!
Who is it?
The person I dated is twins.
The person I dated for the first time is twins.
When we had a double date,
we both wore suits of different colors.
Thirteen years old?
Thirteen years old and fifteen years old.
We wore suits of two colors and went on a date together.
It was really embarrassing.
We always wore pairs of suits of different colors.
It's a little late, but it feels good, doesn't it?
Let's see the person in the middle.
Koro-san, you're making it up.
How about you?
Fourteen...
Oh, it was fourteen years old.
It wasn't like that.
You were a middle school student.
I finished middle school in three years with a smart phone.
I barely made it.
Your English is getting better and better.
I was in the same class as you.
But you were always hanging out with girls instead of going to school.
Thank you.
I say this every day in my pension book.
"Isn't it a smart phone?"
You had the same job, but you didn't go to school.
You hung out with girls instead of going to school.
That's right.
Where did you go at that time?
I was waiting in Shibuya when I was fourteen years old.
I went to see Eddie Murphy's movie "The Prince of the Stars in New York".
Even though you were the same age?
That was when you were fourteen years old?
That was when I was fourteen years old.
What happened after that?
After that, I returned to my job as usual.
Oh, I see.
Fourteen...
I was fourteen years old.
This is the fifth one.
Can I say it?
Please say it.
Okay.
It's late.
It's pretty late.
It's late.
It's two o'clock.
It was two o'clock.
Who was it?
It was the first person I hung out with.
There is a mosaic street in Shinjuku.
It's very short.
It's about fifty meters long.
Why is it a mosaic street?
I don't know.
There is a pattern on the ground.
It's about fifty meters long.
We walked about thirty times.
We had a few dates.
What did you girls do?
We had a lot of fun together.
Seventeen years old...
Twenty-six!
That's pretty old.
Isn't it too old?
Isn't it okay?
Let's make it smaller.
Make it smaller.
Mono...
Mane?
Let's make it smaller.
Isn't it okay to make it smaller?
Isn't it okay?
It feels like I got an autograph.
An autograph is good, too.
Then...
Autograph...
The number of autographs you got when you were famous?
Yes.
The number of autographs you got when you were famous?
None!
Zero!
None.
I really like Downtowner and I really wanted an autograph, but he shook my hand.
Oh, and you're okay with it?
Yes.
None.
Yes, Goro-chan.
I...
Who is it?
When I was little, I liked baseball.
I liked watching Yakult Swords.
I often got autographs from Toshio Matsuoka and Toshio Kajima.
When I was coach Dobashi.
I got autographs from them a lot.
Then I entered this industry for a long time and there wasn't anything like that.
The other day, when Lady Gaga came as a guest...
Yes.
She took a picture of me with her cell phone.
Yes, it was me.
Then she gave it to me later.
That's how I found out about the address for the first time.
Yes, and...
Then what did you do, Goro-san? Did you get an autograph from Gaga-san?
No, I got an autograph properly.
Eh, is that so?
Ah, you're right.
We chased after her.
That's right.
It's rare, isn't it?
I didn't get one, but...
Yes.
Eh, Lady Gaga...
That's right.
It's a big one.
Yes.
Five times!
Yes.
This is...
I...
I like baseball a lot, too.
I got a Kuwata-toshi, too.
And this is...
I got one from my grandfather, too.
Grandfather?
My grandfather gave me words like "Take care of your friends" with an autograph.
How old were you?
That was when I was in middle school.
Middle school?
Yes.
That's right!
Seventeen!
Let's do it carefully!
Let's do it by habit!
No matter what we do, we do it by number of habits!
It's not that many, right?
Even if we do it, it's only about three, right?
Three!
Five!
Six!
Um...
I say "something" and...
and...
I can't close the button...
and...
I can't close the button...
I haven't been able to close it properly...
I always have a different smile...
or I change my clothes...
or I wear my shoes in the opposite direction...
but...
I'm a fashion leader or something like that...
so if people think it's fashion, no one will say anything about it...
If people think it's fashionable...
I often notice it at night...
and I can't fix it...
Goro-chan, you're like that, right?
That's right...
Like what?
Goro-chan, your nose is like...
It's in there?
I didn't want to say it, so I won't count it.
What is it?
It's like...
It's like "The End", right?
You've been doing it for a year.
In the opening, when Kaoru-chan came, she suddenly changed into a short-sleeved shirt and talked a lot.
Because she has a smurf.
She doesn't talk much, though.
Yes.
What else?
It's a little embarrassing, but she has a habit of biting her nails.
It's not that bad.
I have one more.
What is it?
She has a bad flexibility of her hip joints.
Her hip joints are stiff, so I do gymnastics like this.
And she has a habit of doing like this.
Is it okay if we do it in the afternoon?
It seems like she's changing her position.
But in reality, she's just increasing her flexibility.
Sometimes I do it like this on TV.
Please don't pay too much attention to it.
It's noisy.
It's all in there, right?
It's amazing.
Yes.
What else?
There's a lot, but it's not all of it.
When we talk, she says, "Do you know what I'm saying?"
She says it.
She knows what we're saying, but she says it.
I'm worried about her.
"Do you understand?"
She gets mad at me.
Number 5!
It's the same.
What is it?
I can't speak well, and I bite my hair, and I have a habit of having inner thighs.
I was wondering why, but can I stand up for a moment?
I usually have this posture.
I'm always doing it like this in rock music, so it's a little like an inner thigh.
If you stand normally?
It's like this.
That's right. It's a little occupational disease.
It's really flexible here.
That's right.
Yes, please.
Thank you.
When it's nothing, Goro is like this.
That's right.
So I'm trying to fix my position.
The other members of the group think that Goro is trying to fix his position.
It's a rumor among us.
I heard the truth today.
It's different.
I always do it with my hip joints.
Then it's okay.
Eight!
This is pretty bad today.
Goro is difficult.
Car?
Car...
If it's a car...
That's right.
Goro...
What about you, Shun?
Don't you have a car?
Have you ever bought one?
No, Goro has been driving a car since he was young.
That's dangerous!
Imitation?
I don't think you imitate people that much.
That's right.
Then, please imitate me!
Tsubasa-chan...
This is the only one!
Zero!
Zero is big here.
Big!
Big, big.
Now, Goro-chan...
Eh, what was it? Can you do that?
Hmm... Well, the most representative is Ishii... Yoshizumi-san.
Eh?!
Hey, Yoshizumi-san.
Hey, wait a minute.
The weather is bad today, you know!
The broadcast so far has been provided by the sponsors you see.
What kind of repertory is this?
What should we do?
Let's do best friends.
Best friends count.
All zero!
But...
No best friends!
It's been over!
I'm doing it, so please come and see me tomorrow and the day after!
There's a handshake party in Fukuoka and Osaka starting tomorrow, so please come and see me!
Please come!
It's snap week.
First of all, starting tonight, I'll be doing my drama "Dr. Kenji Morohashi" starting at 9pm.
I'll be holding Kenji and Ishii's faces.
And after that...
On Sunday, it's really funny, "Good luck, Taishou!"
It's really funny!
I'll be doing an old Odaiba...
Sorry, I messed up!
Anyway!
It's funny!
I'll be doing "Taori-tan" too!
So you'll be doing "Kaada-chan" too?
Yes, I'll be doing the history...
After Odaiba...
Oh, you'll be doing "Jungo-nan"!
"Jungo-nan"!
I like "Seketan" too!
Yes, yes!
Your vision is really interesting!
Thank you!
And...
And "Sumatsumane" is also special!
Yes, it's special!
And "Ojyawapu Shingo" will be going all over Japan!
Wow!