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Simplify it! Simplify the title!
You say it!
You just say it!
Over 50 female guests have transformed into weirdos.
Yes!
We'll show you the photos, so please look at them.
Yes!
You'll be surprised!
Two of them!
Big surprise!
Yes, big surprise!
That's right, you'll be surprised today.
And you'll be surprised tomorrow and today.
How old are you?
How old are you today, young or old?
Yes!
And let's look at the first photo.
50 years old!
Minus 50 years old!
So this person is at least 50 years old or older, of course.
This isn't 10 years old, is it?
No, it's Tendo-san!
Um, I know a little! I know a little! Tendo-san, I know a little!
I know a little!
50 years old...
What did you say?!
Did you just say that?!
No way!
It's not like I can't take a picture of you!
That's why you can't hit me!
Go over there!
Stop hitting me!
I hit you! I hit you!
I want you to hit me again this week!
You didn't hit me last week!
I really don't know where the camera is!
You guys are funny!
Hit me!
Hit me! In short, you're a cockroach!
In short, you're a cockroach!
In short, you're a gross thing!
In short, you're a cockroach!
If you don't know who it is, please say it!
I don't know!
Please give me your powerful assistance!
Arakuchi Akiba-san!
This is a picture, but...
Yes.
Your impersonation is good.
Samba-san!
Samba-san, do you know this?
Samba-san!
Of course! It's Friday! Friday!
Yes! Friday! Yes! Friday!
You're talking! It's been a while!
I'm late today!
I did a lot of things! What are you doing?
That's genius!
Are you impersonating someone?
Who is it?
I think I know who it is!
Stand up and try it!
That's correct!
What kind of game is this?
Amazing!
But Sasuke only said things about the Tokyo Olympics, didn't he?
It's amazing!
At first I thought it was Duke Saraiya.
Let's show this to the audience.
"Oh, this 'oh' sounds like a self-proclaimed 'oh' from the bottom of one's stomach."
It was a self-proclaimed 'oh'.
It's a big one.
You can tell at a glance.
Don't cover it up!
You're covering it up again!
I can't see it at all.
Who is it?
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Who is it?
I know who it is!
I'll show you the second one.
It's cute!
Who is it?
I know who it is!
I know it for sure!
You have a beautiful face.
Are you an actress?
You look different.
It doesn't work!
He's nice, so he'll tell you right away.
He's copying me.
Make sure you don't put too much weight on it.
Yes, sir!
Be careful.
If you copy me, it'll be fine.
Yes, sir.
I know who it is!
I know it for sure!
Shall we go with 'probably'?
Oh my god!
That's too much!
No, no, no!
This is too much for 70 people!
Hey! This is too much for 70 people!
What are you going to do?
If I ask you to go out with me?
No, I will go out with you!
Really!
Go out with me!
70 people!
70 people is different!
I know!
I know for sure!
70...
Grandkids?
Who is it?
I know!
I know for sure!
There is no such person who is over 70 and beautiful!
Gin-san, Gin-san's daughter...
She is not over 90 yet.
She is not a singer or actress.
You can tell by her face that she is over 70.
Are there any variety programs?
Nothing!
That means you are doing this!
Are you doing it?
I really don't know!
Nothing!
Is that a hint?
I got caught quietly!
What kind of hint is that?!
Not even a hit, nothing happens!
That was a headbutt, wasn't it?!
A headbutt?!
A headbutt means...
I don't know.
It's called "fukuwa-jutsu" (fukuwa-jutsu is a type of martial art)
Wrong!
It's called "fukuwa-jutsu" (fukuwa-jutsu is a type of martial art)
What?
I know!
It's "fukuwa-jutsu"!
Oh, "fukuwa-jutsu"!
I know!
Fukuwa-jutsu!
Correct!
It's "fukuwa-jutsu"!
It's a two-stage game.
13, 13.
"fukuwa-jutsu"!
How was the shooting?
The shooting was fun and fun! It was the best!
I wanted to see you move your whole body.
The skirt you're wearing now has pants under it, right?
I wanted to show you that, too!
I wanted to see it, too!
It's like this, unfortunately!
It's amazing!
It's fun!
It's better than "amango"!
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Now, we have a very popular magazine, Marten's editor-in-chief with us this week.
Marten's editor-in-chief, Ogyu-san, is here with us today as well.
Ogyu-san!
Ogyu-san, have you been getting carried away lately?
No, no, I haven't.
What are you doing?
BELLY SHOT!
Belly shot? What are you talking about?
It's you!
BELLY SHOT!
I don't know if you want me to say it or not, but I don't say "belly shot" when I'm that short.
MICRO!
I don't know what you're talking about.
STAND UP, PLEASE!
I'm standing up.
You're standing up, aren't you?
That's weird. Why is everyone standing up and I'm sitting down?
That's weird.
This week's BELLY SHOT!
Before we get started
last week we had an iron basket arrangement
which is usually used as a plate for sweets
but this is the arrangement that Tamori-san came up with!
Boiled eggs!
This wasn't prohibited, was it?
It was confiscated.
It's a good one.
It's impossible to make boiled eggs like this, right?
That's right. To be clear, you can't boil them.
This is a no-no
but last week there was a lot of fuss and we couldn't say it
but we'd like to show you how good it is to put bread on it and serve it as a meal.
What do you mean?
It's fashionable.
You're just giving Tamori-san sesame seeds!
That's not it!
Of course, the name of the dish is missing, but you can't tell just by looking at it.
That's right, but Tamori-san will definitely win again today.
It's been a while since I've said that!
I've never won a gold medal!
You can't win that!
In any case, we've prepared it for you as a meal.
We've prepared it for you.
Please take a look!
Here it is!
It looks like this.
That's not it!
Beans! Beans! Beans!
What is this?
According to the name of the dish, it's a wax paper.
This is fashionable!
It's fashionable to use a daily necessities as a meal.
First of all, this itself is fashionable, but actually...
Can I say something?
What is it?
It's called "egg basket".
I've never heard of it!
In France, when you go to buy eggs or save eggs, you use an iron basket like this.
In the first place, eggs and iron baskets go well together.
That's why it makes sense to use it as a tableware.
Is this sold in Japan?
Yes, it's sold in Japan.
This is fashionable!
But it's expensive, isn't it?
This is...
An antique costs about 4,000 yen.
It's expensive!
It's a little expensive!
It's really expensive!
It's a little expensive!
It's really expensive!
I used it all up!
It's also expensive!
It's 100,000 yen!
It's expensive!
For a use...
In France, it's wonderful.
What do you use it for?
This is for saving eggs.
This is really for saving eggs!
Is it for saving eggs?
It's a "egg basket".
I'll never think of it!
Thank you very much!
This week's Mart test is...
Here it is!
Costco appetizer set, stylishly arranged.
This was difficult.
Usually, you serve appetizer set and eat it.
This is also stylish.
This is very popular.
After introducing it, it was sold out.
You said it clearly!
After buying it at Mart...
It was sold out.
However, it will be imported in spring.
Please wait for a while and check it out.
It will be imported soon.
We have prepared this Mart appetizer set.
Here it is!
This is fun!
I see.
It was sold out!
This is good!
It's a little fashionable.
For example, it's not tuna or squid, but spam or paprika.
It's a little Western-style.
But it's good.
It's exciting.
It's good, it's good.
This is...
Oh, I see.
You can eat it wrapped in this.
If...
Then, family...
Is it okay?
Is it okay for me to eat all of this?
It's good!
Okado, it's good!
It's good, it's good!
It's not fair!
Okado, is it good?
No, I haven't eaten it yet!
What do you think?
I haven't eaten it either.
No, I made a mistake.
Please hurry up.
He's telling me to hurry up.
It's not that slow.
Thank you for it!
It's good!
What do you think, Kojima?
The flower arrangement...
Yes, this is...
Okado is using it, too.
Right?
Yes.
It's good!
Right now...
It can be a door or a table...
Yes.
Floating flowers are popular right now.
You put water in it...
And this is...
It's good!
So...
It's not a flower...
It's a candle that floats.
A candle!
It's a candle!
Even if you light it up, it won't go out.
I see!
It's amazing!
It's like a floating candle.
It's amazing!
It's a candle that floats.
But...
Isn't it water?
Won't the fire go out?
No, it's fine.
It floats.
It's amazing!
It's safe, right?
And...
It's an increase.
It's amazing!
Even if you arrange it like this...
It's safe.
I thought about it, too...
But...
It's amazing!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Let's look at the arrangement you chose for us.
Of course, you chose it with your name on it.
How was it this time? Was it a little difficult for you?
But it was a great idea.
It was a great idea.
First of all, let's look at the prize.
The prize is this!
Curry set!
I see.
Mr. Kamiya!
What do you think of this?
This is good, isn't it?
When you prepare curry, you say that you don't have any side dishes or pickles, and you bring them later,
but if you combine all of them, it's beautiful as curry and there's nothing missing, and it's wonderful, isn't it?
But Mr. Kamiya, it's not a gold award.
It's not a gold award.
You didn't overlook it.
There are two amazing things.
I didn't overlook it.
You didn't overlook it.
You made a mistake.
You didn't make a mistake.
You made a mistake.
You didn't overlook it, did you?
No, no.
That's not true.
You did it.
I did it for fairness.
Next, the silver award is...
MDCDDVDRACK
This is...
I did it!
I didn't expect that audience would even eat it!
Right?
I don't know if it will fit but...
It won't!
But the idea is interesting, right?
How do you put it in?
You probably didn't put a bowl in, right?
You're not using a bowl, you're using a rack, right?
It's a bowl.
It's a rack, right?
Be honest.
Where is it?
Which one?
You pull it out.
Then you get a wooden rack.
Wait a minute.
Do you put a CD or MD in here?
Or do you put it in a plate?
It's a rack, right?
It's a rack.
It's a plate.
Okay, be honest!
What's wrong with this?
Can you put it in a rack?
No, there's a gap in the rack.
Oh, you're right!
There's a gap in the rack, so you can put it like this.
No, it's true!
In terms of size, it's completely different.
Do you only use this?
To be honest, we haven't verified the size.
So we don't know.
What if you use it at home?
Use it at home...
Okay, let's verify it!
Here it is!
Good night!
Wow!
Amazing!
Good night!
You're judging with your eyes only!
I can tell by your phone, medicine and throat candy,
but what is this "nose" thing?
Nosebleed!
It's not allowed to have a nosebleed!
What is this, Mr. Shiba?
To be frank, there are pros and cons.
I'm sorry!
It's fine, it's fine!
But you put things on the side table, don't you?
You can knock it down if you don't know how to do it.
But if you organize it like this,
it becomes a beautiful and fashionable side table,
and it's blue and functional.
I didn't think it was such a wonderful thing!
I just divided it up and wrote it down.
It stands out, doesn't it?
It's stable and you don't get sleepy.
It's wonderful!
I think it's a gold medal!
It's fashionable!
It's fashionable, isn't it?
This is the combined bronze medal!
Bronze medal!
Thank you!
I did it! I did it!
Fushikatsu making set!
This is good, isn't it?
Isn't it good?
You put eggs, bread crumbs and oil here and fry it.
I see! I see!
I see! This is fun!
This is a little too practical, so...
Kogyo-san! Are you crazy?!
After making Fushikatsu, if you say that there is a sauce, it will be more fashionable.
But I think parties are good.
From now on, everyone!
The combined bronze medal that the couple's feelings have not risen at all!
First of all, here it is!
Bronze medal!
I did it! I did it!
Do you guys have this kind of tooth?
No, we don't!
It's your holiday set!
I heard about this result and decided to do an impression of Juniors.
I'll tell you my impression of this.
First of all, it's shocking.
Next, this one!
Again...
No, no, this one looks realistic!
I told you, it's a cat cage!
No, no, no! But you can only think of it like that!
You can think of it like that!
But this is the most practical one!
Yeah, it's cute!
And you can play with it like this!
Cats are a bit creepy!
Next, this one!
Small and fashionable clothes!
It's fashionable, isn't it?
What is this?
Clothes can be disassembled, and you can make use of this privilege...
I know, I know.
...to draw eyes and nose...
I know, I know.
You know, right?
But...
Clothes are the most fashionable, right?
It's shocking!
And last, this one!
Bus prank!
Size has nothing to do with it!
He did say that!
Size has nothing to do with it!
It has nothing to do with it! What does it mean?
It's a punishment!
Good job!
It's a punishment!
Emergency plan!
Mr. Nagaruma, let's ask him anything!
Let's start with a question from Mr. Sassharas!
"Why do you have stiff shoulders?"
My shoulders are terrible.
Even if I get a massage, it doesn't get better.
But there are people who don't get better.
So I was wondering why.
First of all, let's divide into people who have stiff shoulders and people who don't have stiff shoulders.
"Why do you have stiff shoulders?"
Mr. Nagaruma, what does that mean?
I've never experienced stiff shoulders.
First of all, stiff shoulders are only for Japanese people.
I hear that a lot.
I was an American!
There is no word for stiff shoulders in English.
"C.T.A." means "backache" or "back pain" and "backache" is probably the closest expression.
Is it different from stiff shoulders?
It's different.
In the first place, there is no such concept.
Except for Japanese people.
I don't have a concept either, so I don't have stiff shoulders either.
That's what I'm saying, but I'm not self-aware of it.
It hurts when you push me.
It hurts when you push me, so I have stiff shoulders.
It's like that.
In France...
The expression "legs are heavy" is like that.
When we say "shoulders are heavy", French people say "legs are heavy".
But we don't know that "legs are heavy", right?
We don't know the meaning of it.
Sometimes, Japanese people say "shoulders" but we don't know it.
It's like that concept, but...
When you actually press and massage it, it feels good, right?
So, that concept is fixed.
It's fixed.
So, there is no massage in America?
There is a massage, but...
There is no recognition of "shoulders are heavy" massage.
So, when you actually press and massage it, it hurts or feels good.
This is the reason why "shoulders are heavy" is fixed.
So, when Americans press and massage it, it feels good, right?
It hurts.
It hurts and it feels good.
So, no matter where you massage it, it feels good.
So, we don't say "shoulders are heavy".
Sensei, when you were young, you had a lot of "shoulders are heavy" syndrome.
Gradually, you don't have "shoulders are heavy" anymore, but...
Many young people have "shoulders are heavy" syndrome.
It's because you use your body.
So, each part of your body is damaged.
I use my body, though.
What is "katakori" in the first place?
"Katakori" has words and concepts.
Some people made "katakori" with words.
Natsune Soseki.
What?!
"Katakori" was made by Natsune Soseki.
Wow!
I call it "Soseki's curse".
"Soseki's curse"?
About 102 years ago, in 1910, a newspaper published a novel "gate".
In the novel, "katakori" was made from parts of the neck and shoulders which were carved like stones.
Wow!
So, people who read it for the first time...
What do you mean by "shoulders"?
I thought of it like that, but somehow I thought of it as a combination of things.
At the time, newspaper serial novels had a tremendous influence.
Now, they have about the same influence as TV.
So, the word "katakori" has spread all over Japan.
Then, in that era, "katakori" was a lie, wasn't it?
It was a lie.
Well, it's Meiji and Sanji, but there was no "katakori" before that.
People in Edo period didn't have shoulders.
There wasn't "katakori" at the time.
So, Jomon people wouldn't say, "Whoa! Katakori! Whoa!"
First of all, Jomon people didn't watch dramas or anything like that.
Sensei, Junior-san, Hajime, everyone says "katakori" doesn't exist, but what kind of people are they?
Well, even if you say "katakori", don't you think it's "beta"?
"Beta"?
"Beta" is like this normal expression, but you don't want people to understand it.
"Beta" is not "beta".
For example, Junior-san, when you feel uncomfortable around here, what do you say?
Huh?
Do you say "katakori"?
That was a good one!
Was it serious?
Junior-san, what do you say?
I'm shocked!
My shoulders are heavy!
Lastly, is there a most effective "katakori" prevention measure?
Yes, there is.
Basically, it's this.
Don't worry about it!
"Katakori" is a concept, so you have to have that concept.
Concept!
Don't worry about it!
Sensei, I heard something.
Yes.
They say that "igusuri" was invented before "itsu" concept.
Yes.
Is that so?
After "igusuri" was invented, everyone said they wanted to say it.
I knew it!
Well, "necessity" is the mother of invention, or maybe that's behind it, but yeah.
I drank it before it came out, because it looked like it would hurt.
Start!
Next month, April 18th
at the Shibuya Arts and Culture Center in Owada Tenshouru
I and Horikun will be doing a monomane live show once a day
so please come and watch!
My public lecture will start on Tuesday, March 27th at 4pm! For more information, please check out the show's homepage!
By the way, where is Sockuri-san?
We're looking for a celebrity named Sockuri-san! Please come and join us the day after tomorrow at 9.30am! We'll be waiting for you!
See you tomorrow!