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Today's number! The number of famous people in our family who are gold oligarchs is...
Zero!
Huh?
Zero?!
That's not funny!
What?!
Zero!
I'm Damian and I'm a boy.
Nice to meet you!
TOKYO KAZUNOKI COLLECTION!
We have a lot of complaints, but in this corner, let's have you say it within 30 seconds!
If you get sympathy from the audience, balloons will increase, and if you reach 300 guests, you will make a call to guests.
If you don't go, people you don't know will come out.
There are people who say they want to put it out for a while.
I'm standing by.
Oh, guests are coming.
Katsumata Kurikazu-kun, welcome!
Thank you!
I'm sorry, but why is it this season?
It's too early!
It's too early! It's already spring!
It's not burnt yet!
It's really warm!
The one that's burnt is...
I was reading a book in the balcony
and my wife, without me noticing,
started to lock the door from inside.
It's sad...
From 12am to 5pm, she was always in the balcony.
It's burnt!
It's hot!
She kept wearing the laundry she was washing!
Who wants to go first?
Me!
Then I'll go first.
I'm mad at the alarm clock's "smooth" function.
Hey, "smooth" function!
I don't want you to make me do more than this.
It's true that when you're sleepy in the morning, you're grateful that you only have 5 minutes left.
But it becomes a habit.
When it's bad like this, you say "turn it off, turn it off."
But you sleep for about 40 minutes.
Then you should have slept for 40 minutes like that.
Don't be nice to me anymore!
Let's do it together!
What is it?
You know, in a drama where you've fallen in love with someone,
even though the main character is happy,
he gets sick for no reason and ends up dying!
When you see that, you start crying!
And once, when I went to a commercial,
in that commercial, the main character who had fallen ill
drank a lot of soda!
This is not good at all!
The person who looked like he was going to die just now is drinking a lot of soda!
Will there be an end to this? Switch on!
I want you to think about the timing!
That was great.
Okay, let's start!
Yes!
I think it's a good thing that I'm doing it properly, but I want to reduce my coins, but I'm pretty much putting them out of my purse.
But after I put out my 1,000 yen bill and 10,000 yen bill, there are people who have already sold it while looking for coins.
And even though I want to reduce my coins, I come back with a lot of coins and I'm like, "Ugh!"
There are a lot of people who sympathize with this.
Switch on!
Something fell! Something fell!
Something fell!
Sing something!
Ah! Thank you very much!
Kind! Kind!
What? Where did you fall from?
My ear.
Your ear?
What? Do you have such feelings?
I'm always nervous when I'm out of gas.
You did it.
It's a bit long. When you're wearing a miniskirt and climbing up the stairs with your pants down,
there are men who say, "Hey, if you're going to wear pants down, why don't you wear a miniskirt?"
There are people like that sometimes.
There are a lot of people like that.
No, no, no.
Why is that?
I can't stop wearing a miniskirt because of your opinion.
And for people like that, they say, "No one's looking at your pants."
Oh, they do, they do, they do.
But I'm definitely going to look!
You should show us!
That's right!
I can't do that!
Why won't you show us?
I won't show you!
Why won't you show us?
I won't show you!
Why?! Why are you wearing a skirt?!
That's fashion!
When you're wearing a skirt, can you go up like this?
This is what you call a coach!
Coach!
I'm going to win this!
I'm definitely going to win this!
I'm going to win this!
"The other day, I saw you riding a traffic light from over there."
There are so many people watching you.
To some extent, it's fine.
But don't report me where you ride and where you go!
Isn't that freedom?
There are quite a few people like that.
Even though you're listening to music by yourself...
30 seconds!
Please protect me!
I don't think there's a church here.
It's not SMAP.
I wanted to go to a church, Switch On!
Okay, let's get started!
This program is brought to you by JAPAN.
We're going to subtract numbers from 100 for our guests' private lives.
As we get closer to zero, it's OK.
Let me introduce our guest.
Toma Ikuta.
I'm Toma Ikuta. Thank you for coming.
It's my first time seeing you today.
I'm called Toma.
What about you, brother?
I'm called Ryusei.
I'm so nervous.
Do you meet often?
No, we go out together often.
You go out to play?
We go to watch live performances together.
You go out to play? That's nice.
Do you have sibling quarrels?
We don't really have sibling quarrels.
That's nice.
Can you look this way?
Nice to meet you.
Here you go.
It's not good if it's less than zero.
Between zero and five, we'll give you this.
Five to zero!
Didn't we succeed a little here?
That's right!
I think we can do it today!
Let's do it one by one!
It's close.
You know it, right?
Yes.
This is the private question that the guests answered for us.
What is the number of Hollywood stars you have seen in real life?
Oh, no.
Brotherly quarrel.
I heard it.
Brotherly quarrel.
Oh, no.
There aren't many stars.
There aren't many.
That's right.
If it's close, we'll use that one.
We'll use the last one.
That's right.
I didn't notice many things.
Let's move on.
The first one is age.
That's right.
That's good.
You know it, right?
Maybe.
Yes.
You know it, right?
The age you appeared for the first time on TV.
You were young.
Yes.
Maybe.
Yes.
Sixteen.
That's good.
I haven't done it since I started this job.
You haven't done it?
No.
What was the first one you did?
It was a commercial.
That's right.
Sixteen.
You're good at it.
You're pretty young.
That's right.
What?
Eleven.
Eleven?
You're young.
Isn't it just a pattern?
I thought you were 2 years old.
I'm 11.
11!
What is this?
This is NHK's genius TV-kun.
He's been doing regular for 2 years.
I'm 11 years old.
Kacchan!
Yes!
No way!
It's faster than I thought!
No way!
On a snowy day in Gotemba,
people from the news came to interview me in elementary school.
They kept telling me to be a snowman.
That video was on TV.
You debuted early!
I didn't think I'd enter this industry at that time.
You didn't think at all!
Alright, 65 is a good age!
It's alright.
I'll rate celebrities based on their appearances.
I see.
Won't this decrease?
Alright, Yoshitaka-san.
What was the first celebrity you saw?
Akashia Sanma-san.
Where did you see Sanma-san?
Um...
At Komazawa, where he was drinking tea with the staff.
Oh!
He was at Komazawa.
When I said goodbye...
- Are you ready? - Yes.
I'll say it first. It's all like this.
I'm sorry.
This is...
This is when I started working and joined Johnny's.
I was watching "Kinky Kids".
"Kinky Kids".
I was watching it on my TV.
I thought, "Wow, he's a celebrity".
Did you say anything?
I couldn't say anything at all.
I was in 5th or 6th grade in elementary school.
I was watching it from the corner like this.
I couldn't say anything at all.
Kacchan.
Yes.
"Gotenba", right?
It's "Gotenba", but...
My dad suddenly said he wanted to go to Tokyo.
There was a show called "Nichigeki".
There was, there was.
They did a show for drifters there.
"Drift Jumbo Max".
It's the first time I've seen it as a drifter.
That's amazing.
By the way, how old are you?
I think I'm about 14 years old.
Who are you?
I joined this agency and worked with Genji Hikaru.
Wow!
Oh!
"Cargo".
Yes.
"Cargo" is good.
Okay, 43rd place.
What should we do?
Take it easy.
Um...
Can you say "the number of lessons you learned in elementary school"?
Ah!
It's the number of lessons you learned in elementary school.
Ishitaka-san.
Yes.
There was.
Four.
What did you do?
Swimming and gymnastics.
Gymnastics?
Yes.
Gymnastics?
Yes.
That's busy.
Yes.
If you did all four...
Yes.
Wow...
What did you like?
I didn't learn anything.
You didn't learn much.
I was just a little nervous.
"Tougum".
Yes.
Two.
Oh!
It's small!
What a waste!
I can't see your hair!
What is it?
It's Kumon style and Hansho style.
What is it?
Let's do it together.
You're cool!
You're not doing anything, are you?
Let me out of here, please!
What is it?
Shujio.
What?
My handwriting was dirty, so I told them to clean it up.
But they didn't go.
They bought an orange farm that the teacher would fix and wrote on their own.
They fixed it and left.
The teacher would find out!
The orange one is dirty, too.
What did you study?
I studied piano and doll class.
What is it?
Doll class?
It's like you put a cork doll on top of a Japanese cloth doll.
That's what I did.
Did you do it on your own?
Yes, I did it on my own.
Omiya-kun's mom was doing it.
Omiya-kun's mom?
She said it would be cheaper.
You learned it from Omiya-kun's mom?
Yes, from Omiya-kun's mom.
36.
That's good.
How much is it?
10?
About 10.
Ramen is pretty big.
Katsumatsu-san loves ramen.
When I met you for the first time, the first thing you said to me was, "Isn't there any good ramen?"
That's dangerous.
How about the number of people you can call your best friends?
That's good.
About 10 in total.
Let's go.
There are four of you.
There are four of us.
There are people you can't call.
That's right.
There is.
Who is it?
It's a girl named Morikanna.
But she gives home keys to close friends.
So you go home without permission?
Yes, I do. Like, "Ah, I'm sleeping without permission."
You go home without permission?
Yes.
Tomoku?
Yes.
That's bad.
That's a good key.
You're really my best friend.
Is this okay?
It's okay.
That's a weak intrusion.
Is it a duck egg?
What do you do at home?
I give gifts.
Do you go to Yamapi and karaoke often?
Yes, Yamashita also goes there.
Only handsome guys go there.
I think Ebisu-san also goes there.
Ebisu-san's son also goes there, but he speaks like Ebisu-san.
Ishin, you're not there, right?
Let me out, please!
Five people!
If you're a celebrity, you're the same age as me, so it's easy for me to sell you out.
You're the same age as me, so you're my best friend.
Five people!
Now, 24!
24!
This is a good feeling!
Maybe about ten?
You can say about ten, right?
How many part-time jobs do you have?
Ask your little brother.
You're only 11 years old, but you don't have a part-time job?
I don't have a part-time job.
That's right.
Maybe it's only you.
Yes, it's only you who has a part-time job.
Is it too little?
You don't need ten?
Wallet!
How many times have you lost your wallet?
It's not much, is it?
Do you move often?
I don't move much.
You don't move much?
That's reassuring!
How many times have you lost your wallet when you became famous?
Are you asking me all of them?
How many times have you received autographs from famous people?
How about you?
Autographs?
I've received some.
You've received some?
That's good, isn't it?
I don't think it's much.
Maybe about three times per person.
That's right!
That's good, isn't it?
What?
Famous people?
Autographs?
Famous people?
Autographs?
Are you ready?
Autographs!
I don't know who gave me autographs.
Who?
Takenoji Yutaka-san.
Cool.
Where did you meet him?
At work?
No, in Setagaya Ward.
In Setagaya Ward?
It was so sparkly there, and I wondered what it was.
When I was about five or seven years old.
Were you walking?
Yes.
Were you walking sparkly?
Yes, I was sparkly.
Are you ready?
Yes.
It's Kamome again!
It's Kamome.
Yes.
Who is it?
I got it when my friends from the actors' club gathered and wrote me letters.
I was pretty crazy about it.
There's a band called Story of Zire, and I got it when I went to their concert.
Also, when we were on a show called "Genius TV", Sekine-san was our guest.
Sekine-san wrote me a letter.
Oh, I wrote you a letter?!
Yes.
We have a connection!
We do.
We worked together in 2017, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's nice.
You won't get anything if you win, will you?
Let me go first!
Are you ready?
I've always liked "Kusano Kuni Kara", so when Yoshioka-kun and Jun and Hotaru came to my house, I got it from them.
They asked me to write it in Jin.
You wrote it in Jin?
Yes, Jun and Hotaru wrote it for me.
After that, my younger sisters and daughters got it from Ikuta and Toma-kun.
Oh, really?
I like my younger sister's son and I like Ikuta and Toma-kun's autograph.
Yes, it's free.
Thank you!
I'd say about ten.
Who was the first one you got?
Who was the first one?!
The first one was...
But the fighter Morris Smith and...
Ueki Hitoshi and...
Oh, Ueki!
And...
Ohtaki Hideji and Kin-chan, right?
Okay, ten.
Ten!
Five to nine!
The number of celebrities who are said to be similar in real life...
Ah, that's not much.
One or two?
Two or...
Two or one is okay, right?
That's right!
We can do it!
One person is definitely said to be like that.
Kacchan doesn't seem like it.
No, but...
I think there's someone like that.
Six is okay, right?
Six...
Five! Five is okay, right?
Five to ten.
Oh, five to ten.
Then five is okay.
Isn't it wrong?
I have a bad instinct!
You said it too much!
It's scary if you say it like that.
But that or...
Moving?
It's a typhoon, right?
But...
Yoshitaka-san, you're a little clumsy, aren't you?
It's not a typhoon, is it?
It's not that bad.
That's right!
The number of celebrities who are said to be similar in real life...
If I'm wrong, I'm sorry!
You can do it!
The number of celebrities who are said to be similar in real life...
Kacchan!
There are many types of people who are said to be similar in real life...
Like Ms. Mira Rieko...
Wow! She looks like her!
She does!
Now, now...
Please!
Oh no!
It's one person!
Is it two?!
Here we go!
One person, one person, one person...
A long time ago, everyone in Tokyo told me that I look like Joshima Shigeru when I laugh.
Why are you laughing?!
Joshima-kun!
They told me I look like Joshima-kun.
Please! Please! Please!
It's a little more closed.
It's a little more open.
High school.
That's about it.
I'm glad.
2nd place is...
"output exhibitionist"
Let's do our best and relax.
"output exhibitionist" will be held.
First of all, Yamaguchi prefecture, Yamaguchi city, Shibakawa Kumiko-san.
She is 32 years old and received "output image".
The title is "lady rice ball".
Where did you get it from?
This is not in Japan!
It's from a convenience store in Guam.
Ah, Guam!
I see!
Next up is a picture taken by Yui Kodama, 24 years old, from Nishio, Aichi Prefecture.
The title is "car".
It looks warm.
I like it.
I like black shadows and dark shadows.
French Bulldog.
Next is a picture of Ishikawa Prefecture, Hakusan City, Okado, Tadashi-san, 39 years old.
The title is "No way, teriyaki".
It's "crows", isn't it?
Oh, "crows"!
"Crows", huh?
"Crows" teriyaki.
2 pieces, 450 yen.
Scary, isn't it?
Next up is a picture taken by 30-year-old Azusa Arai of Neagawa City, Osaka Prefecture.
The title is "Is this also correct?"
It might be correct.
Correct! Correct!
Correct!
Next is from Chiba Prefecture, Kashima City, Kotaka Atami-san, 25 years old.
The title is "Youth Kids".
There's only one title.
That's right!
What's going on over there?
It's cute!
Next up is "Angry Drink" given to 37-year-old Abe Kiyoko from Akashi, Hyogo Prefecture.
Next is from Tokorozawa-shi, Saitama-ken, Annaka Kyoko-san, 47 years old, and the title is "Shops That Look Like They'll Get Mad At You".
It's like "Look at me!"
The staff won't chase you.
It's funny!
This is a picture taken by Hideki Murakami, 29 years old, Toyama City, Toyama Prefecture.
The title of the picture is "Yakiniku restaurant like in a movie".
Yaitani!
This is it! Ready... Start!
We're finally releasing it tomorrow!
The cat with boots becomes the star of the show, and I do this "humpty dumpty" voice.
Next Sunday at 7pm, we have a two-hour special on "Akan Police". Please look forward to it!
What are you doing next Wednesday?
We're recruiting famous people for the "Socrisan Carnival" special project.
If you're interested in joining us, please join us next Wednesday at 9.30am in front of the altar.
When will you release the movie?
Tomorrow.
You haven't seen it, have you?
There are two parts of it.
Is it an animated film?
Yes, it is.
See you next week!