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This is a new segment.
A new segment.
Around 50 female guests have transformed into today's gals and taken two photos.
Please guess who they are.
Junior is cool.
Which one of us is cool?
Our bodies are cool.
Junior is cool.
You guys are gross.
Say something.
Are you listening to me?
It's a new segment.
Until now, it was a male guest.
Around 50 female guests have transformed into today's gals and taken two photos.
This is good.
This is terrible.
This person doesn't feel like transforming.
He's not bad.
He has a thin waist.
With breast milk.
He has transformed like this.
Let's see how many ages he has changed.
Let's check out the first photo.
He's 30 years old.
He's cute.
Go out with her.
She's really cute.
I know who it is.
Do you know who it is?
If you know who it is, give me a mission.
Mission?
Correct!
I was in the way in front of the picture.
You were scolded.
You shouldn't have been scolded.
Naoto Interactive?
No, it's not.
It's not Diamond.
Ayaman Japan?
Ayaman Japan's 30-year-old young man.
He's going to die.
I think he's in his 50s.
I'm asking you.
Is he over 50 years old?
I don't know.
Around 50 years old.
He looks like Fumikki.
He does.
He looks like Rola.
He does look like Rola.
But I've never seen her.
It's Rola.
He's about to throw up.
It's Rola.
He's about to vomit.
No!
He's from Tokyo.
This is hard!
We have a guest speaker today.
SKE48, Matsuri-no-chan!
Chidori!
Sashiko is in Osaka, Shonka!
Sashiko is in Nisei Nishiwa!
What's wrong?
Even though we're really close, we're not close at all!
So you're in 10th or 10th place?
9th or 10th place?
9th or 10th place!
That's why Sashiko is being arrogant!
Sashiko is being arrogant!
For Matsuri, Mercury is the single best!
No, no!
It can't be helped if we get in the way!
We can only hit each other!
What is it?
What is it?!
We've been invited once!
We're Chidori from Osaka!
I'm Chidori from Osaka!
I mainly do filming.
Filming is 8,000 yen and studio is 12,000 yen.
I mainly do filming.
It's cheap!
I'm sorry.
Everyone is doing their best, but we're serious.
We're serious.
It's a dream show.
You look like an extremely dirty shrimp.
If you are nervous, you look like an extremely dirty shrimp.
If you are in trouble, you should go see a dentist.
Do you know what this is?
I don't know.
I've seen this before.
I know it well.
I'm sorry.
I'll give you a discount.
Is there anyone who knows this?
She has a lot of skills.
She's pretty.
She's pretty?
I don't know.
She's not an idol.
Singer!
No?
Not a mama san idol?
No?
Actress?
Head?
Why do you have to ask?
You can't answer yet!
Can I go home?
She's not an idol!
It's sad.
No one said that.
One out of a hundred answers are wrong.
If you say it like that...
What is it?
Why is it like this?
I don't know.
Occupation?
I don't know about occupation.
Even if you say it like that, I don't know.
Why is it like this?
Culture?
It's disgusting.
It's not good.
Even if you get it right...
What's good about it?
Even if you get it right, you say it's good.
What is it?
It's different.
What is it?
It's different.
There aren't three cards today.
There are two.
Two?
It's Nobu.
Is it shaking?
Please say "is it shaking?"
Please don't ask "is it shaking?"
Is it okay?
It's not Okamoto Natsuki-san.
You already know?
Maybe.
Correct! Correct!
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
Drink it!
Just drink it!
I see!
I see! I see!
Can I say it?
Little shrimp.
Little shrimp. Little shrimp.
Little shrimp.
There is a little shrimp.
Submarine.
Baseball player.
There is a wife of a baseball player.
Can you say it again?
There is a wife of a baseball player.
I can't say it like that.
I know it!
Trophy game.
Tokyo.
It's already 49 years old!
It's a school year!
Twitter is something I'm not good at!
Toto-bou!
I see!
We're about the same age.
We can sell this at a shop.
No matter how cute I am, I can't be sweet.
Juniors can't be sweet.
Are you trying to make me bad?
Now we're going to meet the editor-in-chief of a very popular magazine, MART.
He's going to arrange our lives in a fashionable way.
Now, let's meet the editor-in-chief of MART, Mr. Ogyu.
Mr. Ogyu!
You're very popular, Mr. Ogyu.
Editor-in-chief, you're a little too close.
It's fine, isn't it?
It's fine, isn't it? You're too close.
It's fine, isn't it?
It's fine, isn't it? On the contrary...
You're hurting me.
Your name is "chicano".
It's "chicano".
That's what it means.
Now, let's determine this week's MART!
What is this?
Natural Kitchen's Iron Basket
arranged stylishly
What is this?
This is it, right? Iron Basket
Iron Basket, 105 yen
Iron Basket
Used for sweets and cakes
That's right
It's small
It's cute
It's fashionable
Tsubaki! Tsubaki!
When I say "oh sha", you always say "bean, bean, bean"
I haven't forgotten it
"oh sha, oh sha, oh sha"
Why do you forget your own words?
I really don't like it, so I'm going back a little
It's sold in a place called "natural kitchen"
Is it here now?
It's here
There are a lot of 100 yen goods, but now it's called "little plastic goods"
"Little plastic"
It's called "little plastic cosmetics" or "little plastic items"
I'll buy it
What did you buy, Johnny?
I'm trying to make it popular this year
I'm coming from Angelina Johnny
It's not only cheap, it's cute and cheap
It's only 100 yen
"Natural kitchen" is very popular among little plastic goods stores
There are a lot of plastic items in "natural kitchen"
There are a lot!
The color is pretty
It's mostly plastic
But "natural kitchen" has a lot of natural items like iron, wood, and furniture
It's cute
It's fashionable
There are a lot of fashionable cafes in "natural kitchen"
What cafe?
Various cafes
Fashionable cafe?
No! No!
No!
Fashionable cafe?
Let's sell out!
Now, we'll show you a "reader's arrangement" using "natural kitchen" goods
Here it is!
This is a snack, but it's called "wax paper"
It's waxed, so water and oil don't come out easily
You can make sandwiches or hamburgers with it
Today it's white, right?
You can arrange it like this and fry it
Sorry, but men shouldn't do this
It's a little scary
It would be nice if only men could do it
That's the arrangement! Thank you very much!
Now, we've arranged it for you too
We've already shown you our names in advance
Now, let's see what you've chosen!
First of all, it's this person!
It's "key holder"
The person who came up with it is...
Instead of using it as a basket, you can hang it on the wall.
It's fashionable.
Thank you.
I'm very confident about this one.
Really?
Amazing.
Then, Matsuri-san, you probably have something on top of it.
Now, let's move on to the silver prize.
The silver prize is...
There's a lot of them.
"Hoppuri"
The person who came up with it is...
Matsuri-san!
You're right!
You should have put it in the bathroom!
It's windy!
What's "Hoppuri"?
I don't know either!
"Hoppuri" is...
There's another "driver"
You know "Hoppuri"?
Congratulations!
Hot! Boiled eggs!
Hot! Hot!
It's totally different from Kawaii Kei!
This is a long story.
If you know how to boil eggs, you'll know for sure.
Let's leave aside whether or not it's good to boil eggs with it.
It's fashionable to put boiled eggs on the table like this.
No, no!
Can we do it like this?
No, can we do it like this? Leave it like that.
No, leave it like that!
We didn't think of doing it like this!
No, we didn't think of doing it like this!
It's a bowl!
A bowl!
You're going to make it with this, right?
You're going to make it and serve it like that?
Is it okay for you to make it?
No, it might not be okay.
It's a shame.
So, naturally, Asahi won the gold award.
It's good, right?
Yes!
It's stylish.
I'm happy!
What do you want me to do?
Yes, I did it!
From now on, we won't know how Sho feels at all.
First of all...
Tanaka-san...
Cat...
Are you interested in cats?
No, no.
It's not a cat.
Then, what kind of animal is it?
It's a fennec fox.
It's a fox with big ears.
It's very cute.
I don't know.
Its mouth is amazing.
It's a fennec fox.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's sad, isn't it?
It's not alive.
It's like a stuffed animal.
I don't like animals.
No, it's not like that.
It's small.
It's a fennec fox.
Fennec fox?
Next, this one!
It's a candy stand.
Candy stand.
It's ugly.
Why is it ugly?
Wait a minute!
It's a picture of a fennec fox.
Next, this one!
Why is it here?
Ah! Hamburger with grilled noodles!
What do you think? This is a big hit!
It's a hamburger with grilled noodles!
Hamburger with grilled noodles!
It's a borscht with grilled noodles!
Borscht has a strong smell!
The answer is...
Waddup!
Let's ask Mr. Nagata anything!
Now, let's introduce Mr. Naganema, who is known as "Indie Jones" of science society.
Mr. Naganema!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You can ask anything you want, right?
Yes!
Are you doing a rivalry with beef?
It's a different field.
You're a little fat, aren't you?
Yes.
Right?
You're a little fat, aren't you?
What's wrong with you?
"What's wrong with you?"
I'm sorry, but I'm suddenly fat.
I'm suddenly fat.
Thank you in advance.
Here is today's question theme.
"Pollen Syndrome".
Today, we received questions about "Pollen Syndrome".
First of all, let's start with Ms. Sashara's question.
Here it is.
What's the difference between people with and without "Pollen Syndrome"?
That's right.
I'm curious about it.
There's a difference between people with and without "Pollen Syndrome".
Why is that?
There's a difference between people with and without "Pollen Syndrome".
I've been cured once.
What?
You've been cured?
I've been cured.
But it's changed again this year.
It's terrible this year.
That's right.
So, I wonder why.
Ladies and gentlemen, can you distinguish between people with and without "Pollen Syndrome"?
It's not "Pollen Syndrome".
You're not "Pollen Syndrome", either.
I used to be "Pollen Syndrome".
Have you been cured?
There are people who have been cured.
Oh, really?
It's been 30 years.
That's not it.
What's the matter?
It's not "Pollen Syndrome".
Sir, don't run away.
I'm not "Pollen Syndrome".
"Pollen Syndrome" is a term we use every year.
I see.
What does it mean?
It's "Pollen Syndrome".
It's also a physical condition.
But you're born with it.
But you're not "pollen syndrome".
Can't you be sensible?
It's ringing but you didn't notice it?
It's not like that.
It's hard for them to react or defend against pollen.
Babies don't have that kind of card system so they don't get pollen sickness.
Oh, I see.
On the contrary, pollen sickness is like a proof of adulthood.
Adulthood.
So it's like a child.
Is it a child?
It's very adult.
Maybe it's like a born adult.
It's not like you were born like that.
It's not like you have resistance.
I do have resistance but it depends on whether it's moderate or excessive.
It's too sensitive.
So you became sensitive all of a sudden?
That's part of it.
But even if you become an adult, you become more mature as you age.
So you got pollen sickness for a while but you don't get it anymore as you age.
It's the same for me.
I'm sorry but my family is from Oita.
When I was in Oita, I had pollen sickness.
But now that I'm in Tokyo, I'm fine.
Is it related?
It might be.
But it might not happen again.
Why do you say it might be?
It might be.
First of all, is what you're saying true?
No, it's not.
It's true.
It's natural.
It might be.
If you have pollen sickness, you might get it because you're too old.
You don't feel like you have it anymore?
It's hard just talking about it?
It's pretty bad this year.
It's not because you're too old.
It's because you're young.
My body?
Yes.
You're still sensitive about pollen.
How is it?
How do you feel about it?
How is it?
How do you feel about it?
It's hard to get rid of pollen now.
It's good to get rid of pollen.
But if you want to get rid of it quickly, you can burn your nose with a laser beam.
It's scary.
It doesn't hurt, does it?
But it doesn't only hurt your nose, it hurts your eyes as well.
Let's move on to the next question.
Here it is.
"Why do pollen bully humans?"
What does that mean?
You know pollen goes into your nose, right?
Why does it go into human noses?
Why do you write it in such a cute way?
Don't bully humans!
But there are pollen diseases these days.
That's right.
From the standpoint of pollen, I don't think it's bullying humans.
Pollen is thrown away by plants, but it's only thrown away to increase nests.
So it's wrong for it to come into humans?
From the standpoint of pollen, I don't think it's there.
But for people who don't have pollen disease resistance, their noses might blow up.
Oh, your nose might blow up.
You're laughing!
You're trying so hard!
I'd like to show you a picture of pollen.
Here's a picture of pollen.
It's this big!
How big is it?
It's actually smaller, about 0 millimeters.
Can you see it?
You can barely see it.
But you can see it, right?
It's not touching glass or anything.
It might smoke a little.
If you have a lot of pollen like that, you can see it thinly.
That means it's really dense.
It's dense, right?
But this pollen gets stuck in the mesivirus.
This is called "fermentation".
After fertilization, it extends its lid to further fertilize.
If you think this is your nose mucous membrane...
I don't know if this is really okay, but when your nose mucous membrane or eye surface is stretched like this, the allergic reaction disappears.
Nowadays, there is also a type of cedar that doesn't produce pollen.
Like a seedless cedar or a pollen-free cedar.
Are you making it artificially?
Originally, 20 years ago, it was discovered in a shrine in Toyama Prefecture.
All of a sudden?
Based on that, we are researching a non-pollen cedar.
So you can't make it go into your brain?
We are doing it in various ways, such as cutting it.
This week's game is going to be difficult.
Start!
This is written in the engine, isn't it?
It is Alexandra Stanton, who is in first place in each chart.
This is for you, Tamori-san.
The last album "MR. SUCKS TO BEATS" by Alexandra Stanton, which was released last week, will be released in Japan.
Please check it out!
Yes, it's your first time here, right?
I heard about your show and I really wanted to come here, you know?