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Today's "Suzi Kinyo Onigirashi's Uncurable Excessive Number" is open!
What is it?
You do it like this with your feet.
If you do it with your feet, your breath will leak.
I've seen it before.
I peel my lips and do it like this.
My name is Numon.
Well, I think there are various dissatisfaction and ups and downs in this modern society
but with a title
you can turn it into gas in 30 seconds
and the balloon will inflate in the amount of sand you need at the venue.
If you exceed 300, it will go smoothly, but if you don't exceed it, scary people will come out and it will explode.
Yes, thank you.
I also want to pull out the gas, and a guest is coming.
Mr. Kayoko Okubo, please.
You're making a big deal of it.
Is the gas filling up?
It's filling up. It's leaking now.
It's leaking! It's leaking!
It's leaking!
The gas is leaking now.
That's all for now.
Thank you.
Who will go next?
Me!
I'm angry at recent karaoke shops.
Oh!
If you go to karaoke shops now, there are only thin books of new songs.
There used to be hot books like this in the past.
There used to be hot books like this.
But now, there are only electric books.
So, there aren't hot books like that anymore.
The reason why it's good is that while you're looking for it, you can find something like this.
Ah!
You can notice various things.
I see.
Leave that hot book alone!
You can put in a singer's name or do it with a touch panel.
It's not boring.
It's there.
For analog.
Yes, for analog.
Just one is fine.
I don't know.
Just the reception area is fine, so I want you to leave it alone.
And for those who don't want to listen, don't listen to that song.
Now, if you can sympathize with it now, turn it on!
I want you to leave a single one behind!
Ms. Okubo, would you like to go?
Shall we go?
Let's go!
It's about the convenience store clerk I mentioned the other day.
Well...
I gave him 10,000 yen bills.
I bought some gum and other big ones.
Then, there were about 9,000 bills left.
The clerk counted them, right? Nine bills.
So, I raised my hand, "Oh, can I have the bills?"
Then, the clerk said, "Then, please confirm it with me."
Then, he slowly counted one, two, and three bills.
Then, my hand was like...
Can you see it?
Even though it's my own money, it's like a blessing.
It lasted for a while.
I thought it would be weird if I returned it.
So, I was waiting like this for a long time.
I was waiting like this for a long time.
I was miserable.
I want you to stop.
But...
At that time, you should have given it to me quickly.
But, can you give me the bills?
Can you give me the bills?
What?
There are so many bills.
Well, I'm a little greedy.
Maybe it's worth it.
If you agree with me, please press the button.
Why did you say 100 yen?
I don't know if it's worth it.
Let's go to the supermarket!
I'm angry at pollen!
I hope you can sympathize with me.
It's still March 9th.
It's too early!
It's not even spring yet!
It's too early for me!
My nose is running and I'm crying.
I don't mind it.
But why is it so early?
I don't know why, but there are many people who came here last week.
People who came here without knowing anything.
And I can't see anything!
Tell me who you are!
It's too early!
They're doing it in May, when it's too hot.
They're coming in February and they're not going back early.
That's right!
It's the worst!
February people are coming!
That recruits!
Earlier in the make-room, there was Tamori-san's sneeze-charge-shot.
That was amazing!
That was a charge-shot!
It was really strong!
It's been about 3 months!
For 3 months, doesn't he have to take out pollen?!
2, 3, 4, who?!
I want it to be 2 weeks!
2 weeks?!
At least! At least 2 weeks!
Limited edition, right?
I want them to improve the quality!
They only release it for 2 weeks!
Next time, it's fine!
Is this what you think?! Switch on!
Let's go to the next deck!
I'm angry at that mirror!
Why do you want to get cloudy so much?!
Won't you reflect me?!
Well, if it's cloudy due to water vapor, I know, but even if there's a lot of water, there's still white fog.
So I bought a mirror that doesn't get cloudy, but it still gets cloudy.
A mirror isn't a mirror as soon as it gets cloudy!
What is that white thing?
What is it?
It's kind of fluffy and squishy.
We have to go there, right?
We'll come back with a phone card once we're done using it.
We don't have a phone card!
A phone card!
Well, what do you think? Switch on!
Alright, one more person.
Who's up for it?
One person.
I'm mad at the Japanese Academy Award!
The other day, I showed you the Japanese Academy Award, which was hosted by Ms. Sekiri.
But you were so good at it!
It was amazing!
It's like the best work award at the end.
The nominees were lined up like this.
The staff were lined up like this.
And in the middle of the night...
I was there, too!
There's a lot of staff out there.
It could just be the guy in front of you!
I usually go that way!
That's it for today!
Countdown, Suzy!
Let's start with Suzy, who is here in private, and we will continue from her.
Six of you, please come closer to Zero.
Let me introduce you to our guests.
Ms. Ikkou, Tomonori Jindai.
You look like a French mermaid monster.
Ikkyo-san's hairstyle this time is from the roof of the bathhouse.
Loose and cute.
It's not loose.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
As always, you have a handsome back.
If you get a minus from zero, it's no good.
But if you get a "gon" from zero, I'll give you this.
I'll give you all of this.
We didn't get first place!
Let's go in order.
It's getting difficult.
4, 5, 6 is difficult.
Let's see the questions our guests have answered.
Yes.
What is the age difference between lovers who are the oldest apart?
How many traumas are there?
Everyone, there seems to be a lot!
The number of traumas!
I don't want to say it!
No, Tao-san, you won't get lost today!
The number of traumas!
What do you mean by "the number of traumas"?
Let's say "the number of traumas"!
Where? Where?
Traumas...
I want to hide it.
I don't know where it is!
Oh, there is a trauma.
There is a trauma.
It's not one. It's not one.
It's not one.
It's one.
What?!
You're kidding!
The number of traumas is...
This is a very big one.
If you say it like that...
What is it?
We know about traumas, too.
No, no.
I'm not saying it because of trauma.
It's not a trauma.
It's like...
Looking back...
It's not one.
It's a big one.
Yes.
I said it once.
Traumas are really about childhood.
Yes.
Adults, too.
You said it once, too.
Yes.
The most anticipated one...
Is it me?
Wait a minute...
Me!
Which one is it?
One?
One.
One?
One.
One?
It's not one.
Don't look at me like that!
Why are you hiding behind me?
I'm nervous!
You know I'm nervous!
Don't forget me!
When I was young, I hated it when I heard "okama"
Now I don't hate it anymore
You don't hate it anymore?
I never thought I was an okama
But people around me said I was an okama
I thought I was a woman
You thought you were a woman?
No, no
Are you listening to me?
I thought I was a woman
As I got older, people started calling me "okama" or "ugly"
It became a big problem for me
I thought it was weird when I saw you like this
Because of the hot stuff?
But it's okay because it's disappearing
I thought it was disappearing
I thought what I didn't need was disappearing
That's what you thought?
Then it got smaller and smaller
That's amazing
Oko-san!
Yes!
What is it?
The first present I got from him was a bicycle
But it was a stolen car
I don't know if it's real or not.
One more?
One more.
One more. I don't want to say it.
Can you forgive me if it's not real?
You want us to forgive you?
Yes, I want you to forgive me.
Let's see the next one.
We haven't decided it yet.
How about "age difference"?
I want to hear it!
The most common thing is "age difference".
Let's go with "gap".
Let's see.
14 years old.
Now?
14 years old.
Now?
Yes, now.
She is 24 years old.
She is 24 years old, so she is 14 years old.
I see.
38 years old.
What?
Surprisingly, I was underage for a long time.
This much.
6 years old.
Underage.
I have to reduce it gradually.
What is it?
Let me go back to the time I moved in my life.
I see.
When did you move in your life?
Yes.
7 times.
7 times including Osaka period.
How many times in Osaka?
About 4 times in Osaka.
3 times in Tokyo?
1 time in Tokyo and 2 times in Papa.
I see.
Papa.
When you were traumatized.
One of them lived in Kirin's Tamura's house for about 3 weeks.
I see.
7 times including that.
I see.
Traumatized.
Not that traumatized.
Not traumatized.
Yes.
What?
Good.
It seems like I'm bored.
So, I want to move to a new house.
I see.
Good.
What about the shortest one?
The shortest one was about 6 months.
Then, I built a house.
When I built it, I put up with it for a while.
But, I don't live there anymore.
I moved it to a clothing store.
I see.
Yes.
I have a shop there.
You have one clothing store?
Yes, I have one clothing store.
That's amazing.
I wonder what it is.
You are very busy today.
Yes.
Races are popular now.
Races.
I see.
Do you want to see it?
This is amazing.
This is a belt.
It's called "dg".
It's "dolce and gabbana".
Oh, "dolce and gabbana". It's like a dog.
What is "dog"?!
It's not a dog!
It's pretty big.
It's scary.
It's heavy.
It's 5 times.
I came to Sedagaya, a high-rise residential area, thanks to Nishiba Koiwa Noborito.
It's about 20.
Yes, it's 42.
That's a good pace.
It's good.
What should we do?
Is it a little more than 10?
Yes, it is.
It's like William Cutter.
Oh, it's William Cutter.
Is this a misunderstanding?
No, it's not that misunderstanding.
We're not married yet.
Then, should we go to a cafe?
A cafe?
Let's go to a cafe.
What is a cafe?
A cafe?
Are you going?
A cafe?
It's 10 times more expensive than a house.
But...
A house is better than a cafe.
But you say that all the time, and it's unexpected.
A cafe?
Yes.
A cafe?
Yes, it's here.
Three.
What did you buy?
Three air purifiers.
Three?
Three.
You bought them, didn't you?
I bought them to put in a room.
I'm going to buy them.
Three, right?
Yes.
There is also an alarm clock and an aroma pot.
There are four of them in each room.
This year is still January and February, right?
No, it's this year.
Oh, it's been a year.
Yes, it's been a year.
It's the 20th.
A computer and a CD deck...
Cassette... CD deck...
CD deck...
What is it?
Is there one?
I bought a deck.
You can do it.
Can you do it?
This is good, but I can't read it.
Which one?
If you can't read it, you should say it.
Ah, I see.
Ah, the number of similar celebrities?
Ah, I see.
That's good.
Thank you for saying it.
Then...
Similar celebrities...
There aren't that many.
Yes!
What do you want me to say?
My predecessor, Sims K.
He's a little similar.
Yes, he's said that a lot.
A long time ago, he said that I look like Ishikawa Ryo.
He said that I look like Ryo a little.
There are two of you, right?
Two of you.
Yes.
Me.
Yes.
Who is it?
You guys are terrible!
Who is it?
A professional wrestler, Gary Goodridge.
Do you know who it is?
Who is it?
It's him!
But Gary looks like him!
Who else?
Butcher! Butcher!
And Rampage Jackson!
Who else?
All of them!
All of them are cast members!
The best one is Marina Uchiyama.
Can I skip it?
Yes, you can.
And Matsumoto Seicho was the one I didn't know.
This is good!
Isn't it good?
Ah, smell!
Smell! Kiss!
The number of times you kissed in this week!
But it's love love with people!
Ah!
Then, propose!
Propose?
The number of times you proposed!
Propose!
Is it good?
Is it good or not?
Is it good?
Yes!
How is it?
The number of times you proposed!
With people!
Yes!
So what is "trauma proposal"?
Trauma...
Now!
Do you know?
Me?
Is it quite a lot?
Yes!
That's dangerous!
It's a game!
No, I'm the one who's done it!
The one who's done it!
It's okay!
Eh?
You're saying "Eh?"
What do you mean "Eh?"
It's true!
The most recent one!
Recently...
Last year...
It's past summer...
It's around autumn...
Eh?!
But...
It wasn't clear anymore...
Ah, it wasn't clear...
Yes...
The most...
The one from 2017...
It was the most shocking...
2017?
The one from 2017 was there...
Ah!
2017!
His proposal was the most wonderful...
Eh?
How was it?
Your...
I didn't know how you were dating...
And then...
Regardless of whether you were a man or a woman...
You fell in love with humanity...
It's fine like that...
But...
In front of me...
You said you didn't want me to do anything...
Eh?!
That's right...
Do you have any evidence?
Evidence?!
Did you make it?
I made it!
Ah!
Please!
Ah! Please!
Since I was young, I've done it twice.
Twice?
Yes, yes.
And you've done it eight times?
I've done it eight times.
Recently, when I'm drunk, I say "shall we get married?" like this.
By the way, how many times did you kiss?
How many times did you kiss?
One week.
One week?
Twice!
But I kissed a little bit twice.
One week, twice...
Oh, zero times!
Thank you!
Who did you kiss?
When I'm drunk, I want to kiss someone.
Welcome to Yomitai High School!
On the first day of spring, Kaze-yo-Mei-Paper,
Kami-no-Bou-Ru-Oku-no-Kaze-yo-Mei-Te-Aru-na-Tai-Ryu-ku-wa.
This is pretty rare.
On Thursday afternoons, it changes a lot.
Wasn't it like that earlier?
I'll say it!
It changed a lot.
Start!
Yes, I also support it. "Kurosawa Movie 2011" DVD has been released. Please have a look.
Also, "Mechaike" will be live-broadcasted for 2 hours from 7 pm tomorrow.
It's very interesting.
It's a great movie.
It's a new movie.
It's Yoshimoto Kougei's 100th anniversary.
To commemorate Yoshimoto's 100th anniversary, we'll be doing a 100-year story.
It's in Osaka, but we'll be talking about Yoshimoto's founder 100 years ago.
Ms. Ryoko Kuinaka and Mr. Shinobu Shin.
She's a woman.
Yes, Ms. Ryoko Kuinaka is a female Yoshimoto.
She's a woman.
Yes, she is.
Please come and watch it.
She won 5 Academy Awards.
She's an artist.
She's wearing kanto.
Ms. Michelle Adanabisschew.
Please come and watch it.
I was going to shoot a movie.
But I don't have much time.
I'm hungry.
Do you want to eat something?
No!