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Today's number is...
The number of times Kinihorigirajin's "life doesn't work out" has gone dry...
One, two, three!
Kinihorigirajin's "life doesn't work out" has gone dry!
Welcome to the Tokyo Gas Nuki Collection!
It looks like there's a lot of people here, so if you want to start the episode here, please pull out the gas!
If you add 300 gas, the balloons will float.
If you don't add it, those people will come out again.
Now, we have a guest who wants to pull out the gas, so let me introduce you.
Fukuda Ayano-chan!
She works as a dispatcher, but in addition to being a dispatcher, she seems to have quite a lot of gas too.
That's right, she has quite a lot of gas.
She went to the office and searched for a job on the internet
and when she found out about the AMIU nationwide audition
she won the variety department award for 31,514 yen.
In 2009, she won the TV department award in Iitomo.
So there's a connection with Iitomo.
That's right.
She went to the TV department.
How was it, Yuu-chan, going out?
Ah, that's right...
At the time, I was really nervous!
You're usually this nervous, Yui-chan!
That's right, I'm usually like this.
Like this.
I'm sorry, but I've decided to pretend to be Rola again.
How about it, Rola?!
Ah, good morning, hello!
You look like her!
You know, I think it's really interesting to say it like that.
Yes, okay, I'm done!
Takiga Crystal, what do you think of it?
Well, I think it's good.
I'm really, really nervous during live broadcasts, Takiga Crystal.
How was it, Yoshitaka-san?
Thank you for coming!
Who wants to go first?
Can you go first?
In the men's and women's only toilets at restaurants, men are not allowed to lower the toilet seat.
At restaurants, I can't go without checking it, but I'm calculating how low I'm going to go.
First of all, when you sit down, you'll be like "ugh", because the toilet seat isn't lowered.
And when you lower it, you'll be like "ugh", and your butt will be cold.
I think women don't know about this.
No, we know about it.
So I want the toilet seat to be lowered again.
How about you, women?
I know about it.
What about you, men?
I forget about it.
Men?
When I'm done, I'm like "ugh, I'm done".
I go wash my hands.
Men should do it like this, too.
That's right.
I've been doing it like this lately.
I'm sitting like this.
That's not a problem.
But the culture of standing is still in place.
That's right.
There are people who do it like "you're not a man".
There's a normal toilet seat like this.
And I want a man to come out of this toilet seat.
Then I go like this.
I'm sorry I can't open it.
Like an aerosol canister.
I hope it comes out.
That's right.
Like a urine canister.
I hope a urine canister comes out.
I think it's a woman's sympathy.
Switch on!
Are you going?
I'm going!
I'm a little angry with the hot pot restaurant I went to recently.
Why?
Even though I went to eat hot pot, they didn't bring me hot water.
So I had to heat it up from my seat.
And even at times like that, the cut of the vegetables is huge!
Because of that, I couldn't wait for them to bring me hot water!
It's a hassle for me!
It's a hassle for me, so I couldn't wait!
So I'd like you to bring me hot water!
I went to eat hot pot!
Which one is more common?
I don't think it's that common.
Does that mean you heat it up yourself?
It seems like it.
It takes time, doesn't it?
Even if you speak normally, do you impersonate someone?
No, I don't!
You don't?
No, I don't!
Even if you heat it up, you'd like them to bring it to you, right?
That's right!
At least heat up the soup!
That's right! I'd like them to heat up the soup and bring it to me!
And I'd like them to heat it up in their own seats, and I'd like them to eat it while it's still hot!
If you can sympathize with that, press the button!
I'd like them to eat it while it's still hot!
It was a little low.
Let's go one by one!
I'm standing in front of Chirigami-nihara station.
Recently, there's a lot of toilet paper at the station.
There's still a place where you can buy Chirigami-nihara at the entrance.
But you can't change the back, so you buy it, right?
What you can't forgive is that you buy it and you go inside, right?
There might be toilet paper!
"I bought it!"
"What should I do with it?"
If there's toilet paper inside, I'd like you to write it down!
"This isn't allowed."
You should've confirmed it!
But, you know, if it's a pocket-tissue-type, there's still other ways to use it.
But if it's paper-wrapped Chirigami-nihara, and you can't use it other than that, you'll be in trouble!
Well, how about it?
Press the button!
It's really low!
Is it that low?
You have your own store, don't you?
Oh, you have your own store!
I see.
Name!
I'll give you this.
I'm angry at a mobile phone site that doesn't let me quit.
What?
I'm sure you all have a mobile phone bookmark or registered, but it's too full, so I thought I'd have a competition and pressed the competition button.
Then, "Eh, are you really having a competition?"
"Could you tell me why?"
"We'll have a competition with this."
"Eh, are you really having a competition?"
They'll ask me to tell them again!
Even if you push it,
"Why don't we go shopping like this at the end?"
They'll say things like this.
How persistent!
It's persistent!
Don't make me!
If you can sympathize with it, turn it on!
I'll do it!
Today, as a representative of boys in the world, I'm going to sympathize with girls!
Please!
How can you sympathize with girls?
But I want to say it!
Even though you have an open chest, when you look at it for a moment,
"What are you looking at?"
I'm not looking at you because I want to look at you!
Even though you have an open chest, even though you look at me like this for a moment,
"Why are you making such a nasty face?"
It's a joke!
Why do you have to dress like that?
It's like a religious ceremony.
That's how it is for girls.
That's why you have to wear clothes like that.
High neck.
Why do you have to wear like that?
You can't take it off, right?
So for girls, if you don't want to show it, you can wear high neck.
If you like it, you can take it off.
Right?
That's right.
You can show it to people you like.
How about this?
That's right!
If it's a man, I'll push you, but if it's a woman, I won't push you!
That's dangerous! I'm scared! Are you okay?
Is there anyone who said "that's right, I'm sorry"?
There's no one like that!
Switch on!
Countdown, Suzy!
Everyone, please subtract the numbers related to your private life from 100 and bring them closer to 0.
Let me introduce our guest, D. Battis, please!
You're a member of D. Battis, aren't you?
Yes, I am!
Well then, let me introduce our guest, D. Battis, please!
Thank you for having me!
Let me introduce our A-guest, Shota Matsuda, who you've all been waiting for!
Is "Liar Game" coming out tomorrow?
Yes, it is.
It's a movie, right?
Yes, it is.
That's amazing.
I'd like to play one, too.
I think it's minus, but if it's from zero to five, I'll give it to you.
Last week, at the end of the last week, you said everything else was okay, but you said it wasn't okay.
Who was it in the end?
Who was it? Oh, it's me. I'm sorry.
It's really a little bad atmosphere, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
She was a casino lady in Macao, so it was difficult.
It wasn't predictable.
It was a little special.
It seems that there is one hundred million yen on the first floor of a casino.
I can't imagine.
Is it true?
Let's do our best today.
Let's go.
Number one.
Now, here is the question we asked our guests this time!
How many times have you lost your wallet?
That's the first time, right?
Do you know?
At the convenience store...
How many times have you been sad in your life?
That's also the first time.
There's a lot of firsts today.
There's a lot of firsts.
Isn't it the first in Disneyland?
Disneyland...
Is it the first in shopping?
It's the first in shopping.
Oh, that's right.
What should we do?
What should we do? What should we do?
There's no age system.
There isn't.
There isn't!
What should we do?
A little more?
A little more is good, right?
At the convenience store...
Oh, but we don't know!
It's difficult.
What is it?
Have you been there?
Oh, like going abroad.
Going abroad.
It seems like it's a lot of places.
Like filming a drama.
That's right.
Well, it's the first time, right?
Yes.
Well, it's okay.
Norway.
Certainly.
The number of times you've been abroad.
Tabi-san, let's see.
Yes.
Oh, wait a minute.
What is it?
Yes.
14!
Wow!
Yes, it's good!
It's not bad.
Last year, we went a lot of places.
I like it in private.
Where did you go last year?
Last year, about 7 countries.
Wow!
Do you think it's rare?
Yes, Cambodia and other places.
Oh, you went to Cambodia!
14!
Oh, it's good!
It's good!
Oh, it's good!
Okay!
Thailand!
Oh, you've been there a lot.
Oh!
You've been there a lot.
That's right.
Somehow, I've been there 10 times.
What do you think is the rarest?
Oh, that's good!
Um, Paragu.
Oh, Paragu!
Paragu!
Ane-chan.
San.
I want to do something cute.
I still have a lot of ideas.
72cm!
That's good.
Let's go with the most expensive clothes we bought this year!
The most expensive clothes we bought this year are...
50,000 yen!
Surprisingly...
What did you buy?
A jacket.
Wow!
It's surprisingly cheap.
I thought you'd spend a lot of money.
No, it's not that much.
Let's play.
What?!
Surprising!
You didn't buy anything?
I don't shop.
You don't shop?
What about your clothes?
What about my clothes?
I wear what I have.
You don't buy it yourself?
No, I do get it.
Why do you buy it yourself?
I bought it last year, so I still have it this year.
Oh, I see!
I'm sorry about this.
I thought it was this decade.
It's only been three years.
Oh, it's only been three years.
Yes!
What is it?
I bought a down jacket.
It's cold, isn't it?
What about this one?
This one...
Is it something like a "P"?
"P"?
What does "P" look like?
"P" is like...
That's what it looks like.
I thought you were going to say "P"!
I bought a down jacket and a down jacket this year.
It's the most expensive item. But it costs about 50,000 yen.
50,000 yen? What about you, Choo?
I bought a G-band.
How much did it cost?
400,000 yen.
It cost about 500,000 yen.
That's amazing.
You react to everything.
You have to be human.
As you get older and older...
You're curious.
Next, 50,000 yen.
50,000 yen?
What should I do?
I don't have much money.
I'll tell you how many times I've worked part-time.
You've worked part-time?
Did you work part-time, Abe-san?
Let's see it.
It's cheap.
Did you work part-time, Masuda-kun?
Yes.
Let's see it.
It's expensive.
What is it?
It's a fish shop.
I sell different kinds of fish in the shop.
Do you make a noise and sell them?
Yes, I make a noise and sell them.
Do you say "shut up"?
Yes.
Why do you sell fish there?
I like amberjack.
I was 16 years old when I was eaten.
Do you like amberjack?
I like amberjack.
Did you think you could eat amberjack without telling your mother?
I thought I could get a lot of amberjack.
How was it in reality?
I couldn't get it.
Shut up!
You couldn't get amberjack.
Amberjack is expensive.
How about you, Ms. Fudaka?
I...
What do you do?
I work in a butcher shop.
I handle chickens in a butcher shop.
You handle chickens?
I handle chickens like this.
I remove wings and wings first.
And...
I do esthetics.
I do things like Tishan.
You do things like Tishan.
I do things like Tishan.
And...
I go to karaoke bars.
And I go to regular bars.
And I do massage.
What?
I like massaging.
My master taught me.
She taught you?
Yes.
That's amazing.
What should we do?
We have to reduce it.
We have to reduce it a little.
What's too much?
It's too much for now.
There's not much that we can get.
If we're bad at cooking, we might be able to do it.
Let's go with that.
Let's go with cooking.
That's amazing.
Are you going to stop it?
Let's go.
Let's go to the department store.
Let's go.
- Miso soup might be fine. - That's right.
- I agree with you. - Yeah, miso soup might be fine.
- Let's go! - Yes.
- Let's go. - Let's eat.
- Tabe-san. - Yes?
- Eat a lot of food and get fat.
- Wow... - Huh?
- I've never heard of it. - Oh...
- What's that? - Eh...
- Meat and potato? Curry rice. - Oh, I know!
- Meat and potato and? - Curry rice.
- Curry rice... - Isn't that enough?
- Did you make it recently? - I made it recently.
- Which one did you make? - The stewed one.
- The meat and potato one. - The stewed one.
- The stewed one. - Yes.
- Huh? You can put in the stewed one too. - It's added.
- But are meat and potato and stewed one the same? - No.
- Ah, that's how it is! - The stewed one is all...
- Ah, I see. - ...fried and stewed.
- You don't have to say such detailed things! - That's fine!
- I think it's fine to put it in anytime. - That's right.
- Asa-kun, what do you think? - I'll do it.
- You're good at it. - See!
- You're good at it. - You're good at it!
- What do you make often? - Well...pasta.
- Wow! - Cool! - I want to eat it!
- Roughly ten. - What? - Roughly ten.
- Roughly ten? - Roughly ten. - Wow! - That's a lot of food!
- How about tonkotsu? - That's a lot of food! - I like tonkotsu at sushi restaurants.
- You like it after all? - I like it.
- I love it! - I love it!
- Now, Anan-chan... - Yes!
- Sushi! - That's unexpected! - You're good at it! - I don't know.
- So, I make two dishes, hot pot and natto omelette. - Natto omelette?
- Natto omelette. - Natto omelette? - Natto omelette and hot pot.
- Natto omelette and omelette with natto inside? - Well...
- I put natto in a beaten egg and make it like an omelette in a frying pan. - Wow! - That sounds good!
- It's really good! - I see! - I make it often.
- I put natto in a hot pot. - In a hot pot? - Yes.
- I put it in a hot pot. - You put it in a hot pot. - Yes, I put it in a hot pot.
- It's an ancient dish. - So, it's 39 yen.
- Can you make anything, Riba? - Well...
- Yuka makes it often. - What do you make? - Stir-frying vegetables.
- It's easy. - It's easy. - Stir-frying vegetables is hard.
- Do you make it often? - I don't make it often these days.
- I think you can do it. - I think you can do it. - I don't make it often.
- You don't make it often. - But you can do it 100 times, right? - I think you can do it 100 times.
- Wow! - 100 times? - Taho, can you make it? - Can you?
- I can't make it. - Can you make it? - I make it sometimes.
- You can put it in a report if you make it once. - If you make it once? - I see.
- I think you can put it in about 30 times. - Wow!
- Can you make it? - I can make it. I make it every morning. - What?
- I made kimchi-jjigae today. - Really?
That's why you're so energetic!
I didn't know you were so energetic and angry today.
Really? Is it because of breakfast?
I eat kimchi and I'm quite energetic.
What is that?
39 years old.
How is it? Do you speak Dalai Lama?
20 years old.
What did you learn in elementary school?
There might be a lot of people.
That's right!
What did you learn?
What did you learn in elementary school, Tabu-san?
There is!
What is it?
Piano, swimming, jazz dance.
That's a good balance.
Piano, swimming, jazz dance.
That's a good balance.
How far did you go?
I graduated with 9th grade.
9th grade?
What grade?
I don't know.
Anyway, it's over.
I won't say it again.
Are you good at it?
Yes, I'm good at it.
Masafumi!
What is it?
Soccer, jiu-jitsu and kendo.
You do kendo?
Yes.
Do you do kendo by yourself?
That's right.
What is your specialty?
No...
Noodle?
It's noodle.
He said he had a hard time with kendo.
Here it is!
Come and get it!
What is it?
It's a souvenir for you!
She went there herself.
She went there herself to learn it.
She learned it.
Yes, that's all.
Is 30 years old enough?
Isn't it a little too much?
Too much?
Isn't it too much?
27 years old to 32 years old?
Isn't it a little too much?
What is 30 years old?
30 years old?
Sadness and sadness go hand in hand.
There are a lot of people who go hand in hand.
It's life.
Disneyland is not like that.
It seems like it will decrease someday.
Disneyland is not like that.
It should decrease by one person on average of nine, right?
When someone goes to Disneyland for 25 times…
It's a mess Disneyland.
You are born in Tokyo, so you go there quite often.
Isn't it sad?
It's life.
It depends on the person.
It's life.
It could happen about 10 times.
Is it sad?
What is it?
Even if you say it's a convenience store, it doesn't make sense, right?
Then is it Disney or Kanashibari?
That's right, it's Disney or Kanashibari.
Disney or Kanashibari?
What should we do?
Kanashibari!
Which one?
Kanashibari!
Let's go!
Isn't it dangerous?
Can we not do it?
The customers are also betting on it.
But even if you choose a different one, you'll say "eh"?
Then should we go with Disney?
Disney!
Let's do our best!
Someone please bring your passport.
That's right!
Let's go with Disney!
Okay, Disney!
The number of times you said "Disney" in your life!
Who said it?!
When was the last time you said it?
The last time I said it was around the beginning of last year, June.
Around the beginning of last year.
That's a wonderful beginning of June.
That's a wonderful phrase.
Since you're a woman, you'll say it, right?
That's right.
Let's go.
Four times!
It's not like that at all.
It's like going on a school trip and getting a ticket from a friend.
It's not like you want to go to Disney by yourself.
So...
- What?! - Until middle school.
- You went 30 times until middle school?! - Yeah.
The Outstanding Exhibition!
Now, let's begin!
First of all, an outstanding image of Megumi Maeda, 32 years old, received from Ikuno-ku, Osaka.
The title is "Too similar to a buyer".
This is cute.
Is this a kitty?
It's a kitty.
It's funny.
Next, we have a picture of a buyer of "Too similar to a buyer" taken by Iwai Kanae, 18 years old, from Kitakyushu, Fukuoka Prefecture.
The title is "Wait a minute".
"Kimchi Takuan"
I want to buy it!
"Kimchi Takuan", 98 yen.
It's cheap!
Next, we have a picture of a buyer of "Too similar to a buyer" taken by Tomoko Takahashi, 38 years old, from Nakano Ward, Tokyo Prefecture.
The title is "Thank you for your hard work".
"Thank you for your hard work".
Next picture is from Kikuchi Yuuko from Niigata Prefecture.
"Thank you for your hard work".
Kamori is responsible for this.
Kamori-san, you're doing this!
I am.
I love inspections.
You check everything.
I have an inspection at 3pm today as well.
Next up is a picture of Ayano Ochiai, a 48-year-old man from Itoshima City, Fukuoka Prefecture.
The title is "Who is the invisible man?"
Wow!
If you deduct it, you'll be invisible.
Are you busy?
It doesn't work for people who don't know it.
Next, this is an outstanding picture of Seina Kawasaki, 19 years old, from Sodegaura City, Chiba Prefecture.
The title is "Gibri's Feet".
What is it?
Oh, it's written on his thumb.
Is it written on his face?
Next, this is an outstanding picture of Tomoe Inami, 39 years old, from Niigata City, Niigata Prefecture.
The title is "Children Who Know Faults".
What is it? I don't like it.
How many people are here? It's a life prediction, so everyone, please guess because of the name written on it.
For now, it's nine on Tuesday.
Here comes the first one!
Who is it?
I don't know.
Please come.
Is it tomorrow?
Yes.