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Today's numbers! Friday's regular people's number of buttons pressed last night!
Two!
Zero?!
I almost sang in the kitchen last night.
So cool!
What?!
You sang and danced!
I did?!
In this segment, one person can be a guest for 30 seconds in a gas station corner that used to be filled with lights, air conditioners, etc.
As the number of guests increases and goes up to 300, balloons will fly and frustration will completely disappear.
Sounds good!
Then, a guest, who is also a guest who wants to be a gas station, has arrived.
It's Atsuka Takahata-san. Please come in.
There's quite a lot of it.
Good, good.
There's no calmness anymore.
Well then, let's begin.
Who will go first?
Yes!
Akimoto, you go first.
Yes! Akimoto, you go first.
Go, go!
I'm angry at my friends who get too excited about karaoke.
Why is that?
I'm sure you go to karaoke a lot.
They bring maracas and tambourines to the front of the karaoke room,
and when it's a ballad, they go "shaka shaka shaka shaka".
They don't care if it's a song or a tambourine.
They do it like this.
I'm very happy that they get excited about it,
but there are times when you want to sing to a song.
I'm happy that you get excited about it,
but please forgive me for getting too excited about it!
I see.
Wow, there are people like that.
Anyway, when you say "wah wah", you get excited about it.
You can't even hear the sound anymore.
There are people like that even in the director's office.
Most of the ADs are like that.
They're like "oh, I can do this!"
"No you can't!"
There are people like that.
If you understand what we just said, please press the button!
You're thinking about it, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Let's get started!
Yes!
Takatsu-san!
What is it, Takatsu-san?
Can I say it?
Yes.
There are a lot of laundry...
No, no, no!
Takatsu-san, calm down!
There are a lot of laundry and I'm angry about it not drying up!
There are a lot of laundry?
My son, who used to go fishing, came back from January.
There are a lot of laundry!
Once you put on your sleeves, you immediately put in the washing machine!
You change your underwear three times a day!
What?!
Well, there's a lot of things, right?
In the morning...
The laundry is frozen!
I have to take it out and dry it again!
I don't know if it's in my underwear or if it's covered in laundry!
Please reduce the amount of laundry!
What do you mean you go home three times?
What do you mean there's a lot of things?
Well, I wash my underwear three times a day.
I've been home for a long time and there's a lot of laundry.
Oh, I see!
Because you work out! You work out!
So you go home a lot.
I don't work out.
I go to the convenience store and other places.
I don't sweat a lot, but there's laundry in my underwear.
And when I go to sleep, I put on my underwear again and there's laundry in it, right?
And in the afternoon, I put on my underwear again and go to sleep.
What's going on?!
That's weird!
There are a lot of men, right?
No, no, I've never worked out.
But Keigo-san's husband said so.
Don't you know?
Can you sympathize with me?
I'm angry at "birth flower".
"Birth flower"?
Thanks to you, yesterday was my birthday.
Birthday is like a birthstone. There is a "birth flower".
If you are born on this day, you will have a rose or a glass flower.
I was wondering what it was and I found out it was a "bokeh flower".
I thought it was "bokeh", but as an entertainer, I thought it was good.
The problem is the word "flower".
I was wondering what "flower" was and I found out it was "ordinary".
Who is "ordinary"?!
It's hard to say "ordinary" as an entertainer.
So February is "bokeh"?
No, February 2nd.
It's different every day.
You looked it up.
Yes, yes.
If there are people on February 2nd...
Does that mean there are 31 people?
Isn't it?
No, no, no.
There are 365 people.
There must be.
When, who, where did you decide it?
I don't know that much.
It was unnecessary, wasn't it?
I'm sorry.
What are you apologizing for?
So, what do you think?
Come on!
Switch on!
Now, next!
Yes!
Okay, let's do it!
I'm angry at the shower in the hotel!
What?
Well, I stay in various hotels from work, but in a little fancy hotel, the shower sticks to the ceiling and only falls down.
Hey, shower!
The angle at which water hits!
And when I shampoo my hair, the foam gets all over the place!
So let me decide the angle!
I get it!
It's fixed!
You can't change it!
That's right!
What's good about it?
It's fashionable!
If it's fashionable, it's easier to maintain!
Ah, I see!
But fashionable is for later!
Let's see!
This is...
Ah, assistant, please decide!
Decide!
I will decide!
Decide!
I will go to winter radish.
Winter radish is too delicious!
I like radish, but it's delicious with grated radish and ponzu sauce,
it's delicious with chiggen and radish, and it's delicious with oden.
In the end, I only ate radish today!
My body is not made of radish!
Why is that?
Why is winter radish so delicious?
When I'm hungry, I eat one radish
It's not one, you're grateful for the radish, aren't you?
That's right
No, but I want to eat something else, but I only eat radish
After watching the movie, you can't help but...
It's the old man next door.
I can't help it, so I put my hand out and do this.
I woke you up once, so go home!
We're going to draw numbers from 100 that you have in your private room.
It'll be great if six of you get zero.
Yes!
Thank you!
Let me introduce our guests.
Ryosei Tayama and Fukuda Moe-chan!
Yes!
What is this? Is it okay?
No, I was wondering if it was shining.
Not as a guest, but as a person who is shining today.
It comes out continuously.
No, no, no, no.
I think it would be a minus, but between 0 and 5, we will give this to the audience.
This has been played twice in a row.
It was difficult to play twice in a row.
Let's do our best today as well.
It's definitely a minus.
It's strong. It's first place.
It's rare.
We will do our best.
This is the question we asked our guests today.
Is there anything new?
We kissed for the first time in a week.
It's our first time.
I want to hear it.
Do you want to hear it?
I want to hear it.
Let's hear it later.
Let's hear it at the end as well.
What is it?
No!
Please don't.
Of course!
Please don't.
But it's still number one, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's not expensive.
No, I don't know. Maybe it's really expensive.
Let's continue.
The number of celebrities registered on mobile phones.
Celebrities?
Celebrities!
Celebrities or idols.
The number of celebrities registered...
I don't think there are many.
Should we use the age of people who appeared on TV for the first time?
Shall we do it?
Let's do it there.
The age of people who appeared on TV for the first time.
Moe-chan!
Yes!
Three years old! What is it?
Three years old!
It was a local TV program.
When we were on a trip, there was a segment where we introduced snacks.
And now that I see it, it was just a video of us eating snacks.
Where are you from?
Iwate.
Iwate, where?
Yes, it's a place called Takizawa Village in Iwate Prefecture.
It's a little far.
Yes, it's next to Morioka City.
It's a little far.
Yes.
Is it a coincidence?
Yes, it's in the countryside.
Three years old!
Yes, I'm three years old.
Three years old!
It's early.
It's amazing.
Go ahead!
Yes!
Good, good!
Good!
What was the first thing you said?
As soon as I entered the theater, I was told I was playing a nurse.
When I went to the TVS, they said they weren't calling me.
What?!
They said I could go, but I said it can't be helped.
I said I was a waiter at a train station and told them to come and do it.
A train station...
They said I could go, but...
Yes!
Did you have a line?
No.
Ah...
You only said "koshi".
"Koshi"...
"Koshi" was too many.
A long one.
"Edokko" was too many.
I don't even forget.
They made me feel sorry for it.
Ah, they made you feel sorry for it.
It can't be helped.
If you said it like that, it can't be helped.
It must have been a pity for me.
So they told me to go and do it.
Really?
No?
No!
What?!
It's early!
Is it a waiter?
It looks like it, but he is a waiter.
It doesn't make sense.
Wait, wait, wait...
- 500?! - When I was 10 years old, NHK won the championship.
My parents encouraged me and I passed the exam.
I studied for a year and went to TV as a teenager.
- What did you do? - I was in a boy's drama.
- I was in middle school. - Middle school?
- Middle school? - Yes, middle school.
- The one before that. - Really?
- Yes, of course. - Really?
Do you remember the first line?
"Dad, I found this. Where should I take it?"
- I remember! - He was a kid who brought incidents.
I wonder if this has been going on since then.
- It's hot. - It's too hot.
No, it's been like this since then.
- That's good, that's good. - That's good.
- It's okay. - It's okay.
- Have you ever had fewer part-time jobs? - Yes, I have.
- Part-time jobs? - The number of part-time jobs.
- The number of part-time jobs. - Yes.
- Do you have one, Kimochi? - Yes, we do.
- I wonder if it's too few. - There are more than you think.
- Five. - What do you do?
I go to a convenience store twice and a restaurant once.
I also do tissue distribution and tasting corner once.
- I did it when I was in college. - When you were in college?
- Five. - Takatsu-san, do you have one?
- Yes. - One, two, three.
- What do you do? - I'm a sculpture model and a pool coach.
What? You're a sculpture model and a pool coach?
- What about nude? - I wore swimsuits.
I was a swimmer, so I was good at swimsuits.
I was in a party company during the bubble era.
- I also worked for a magazine. - Really?
- Now, I'm a sports reporter and a market reporter. - Wow!
- And... - What do you do?
- I'm a snack... what's it called? - What is it?
- I go in a snack box and say, "Welcome." - What is it?
- I go in a snack box and say, "Welcome." - Are you a coach?
- Yes, I am. - Really?
- Were you a swimmer? - I was a swimmer.
- I set a Kagawa prefecture record. - What?
I was in a national competition and I was in last place.
You're getting worse and worse every day.
Where are you from?
Kagawa Prefecture, Matsukamachi.
You set a new record in Kagawa and you're in last place in the nation?
Kagawa Prefecture is the only one that doesn't have a hot spring pool.
The representatives of Kagawa Prefecture are all black.
Yamada Sleeping Clouds are all white.
I'm gray, so I'm always like that.
I was like that for a lifetime.
That's fast!
Do you have a ball?
Yes.
Good, good, good.
You're doing well.
I've done a lot of things.
The hardest and longest thing for me was the can-closing factory.
The can-closing mold.
Mold?
There was a factory that made molds.
I stood in front of it all day.
Then, sometimes, a bad product would come out of it.
I'd pick it up and put it here.
"Thank you for waiting."
"It's been a long day."
"But, you know, is this what you call endurance?"
"You have to nurture it."
"I do, I do."
I remembered something about can-closing.
Before a can-closing product was made and shipped out,
you had to tap it to see if it was a useless product.
"Oh, I see."
"Huh?"
"No, I do it automatically."
"Oh, you do?"
"When you see a can, you just tap it and it falls off."
"Oh, you do?"
"I'm just showing you."
"I do this and I know it in one shot."
"That's a technology only in Japan."
"You know it by the sound of it closing?"
"You know it by the sound of it closing."
"You know if it's a bad product or not."
"Yes, 44."
"Well, well, that's good."
"It's about time for the principle."
"Yes, a little."
"It's about time for the principle."
"This is..."
"It's about time for the principle."
"Can I ask you how many times you fought with Issei?"
"This year..."
"This year, 2012."
"Issei..."
"Issei and..."
"Issei and fighting..."
"Does your son join you?"
"Yes, he does."
"Then I'll rewrite it."
"Oh, that's fine."
"Your son doesn't join you?"
"No, he doesn't."
"Then he doesn't join you."
"You can't have meat."
"Oh, then it's not that much."
"Please, fight with Issei."
"It's quite common with your son."
"A long, long time ago..."
"You were worried about raising him."
"Yes, yes, yes."
"You were worried about raising him."
"Then, I'll say it."
"Yes."
"Destruction!"
"Yes."
"Oh..."
"This is..."
"I fought with my younger brother."
"Oh!"
"Yes."
"When I went back home for New Year's..."
"This year?"
"Yes, this year."
"Well..."
"I came back home,"
"but he wasn't at home at all."
"Why isn't he at home?"
"That's why I fought with him."
"That's cute."
"Oh, that's cute."
"Did you want to see your younger brother that much?"
"I wanted to play with him."
"I wanted to play with him for a moment and get a drive."
"I wanted to do that."
"How old is your younger brother?"
"My younger brother is 23 years old."
"Oh..."
"You like your younger brother."
"I love him."
"It's hard for me to see him."
"Oh..."
"That's sad."
"That's good."
"Do you want to be like your younger brother?"
"I want to get along with him,"
"but I want to be like him."
"Do you want to play with your younger brother?"
"Do you want to play with your sister?"
"Yes!"
"Yes?"
"My younger brother, too!"
"Really?"
"You like your younger brother."
"You like your younger brother, don't you?"
"No, I'm the older brother."
"I'm the eldest son."
"Well, I have a younger brother."
"Well, I like my older brother."
"Oh, I see."
"Oh, you do?"
"Mr. Tanaka."
"No!"
"Oh, you don't?"
"Oh..."
"No!"
"I've never been with Issei."
"Oh..."
"Zero."
"Oh..."
"Please forgive me."
"Yes."
"Zero!"
"Oh..."
"Wow!" "No, the woman in front of me is her husband." "I've never had a fight." "Really?" "Really." "It's red." "Yes
it's red." "Have you ever come at me?" "No." "What?" "I can forgive everything." "My husband forgives me." "So it won't be a fight." "I've been married for 30 years." "Wow
you're happy." "I'm really happy."
"Surprisingly." "Surprisingly." "Yes." "Not many." "Not many." "I have to say something about this." "Yes."
"Do you want me to move?" "Do you have a job?" "Yes." "Let's move!" "Let's move." "How many times have you moved in your life?" "Yes, can you see it?"
"Yes, yes, yes." "Four times." "Four times in Japan." "About three times in Tokyo." "No, I studied abroad in high school." "So it's the first time." "And it's the first time I'm going back to Japan." "And it's the first time I'm going to college." "And it's the first time I've started working in this job." "First time." "Second time." "Second time." "Yes." "Four times." "Yes, first of all." "Oh, it's the fourth time." "Four times." "Yes." "Now..." "Mr. Takahashi..." "What are you staring at?" "Mr. Takahashi..." "This should be taken off." "Yes, this." "Let's do it together. One, two..." "Yes!" "Yes, yes." "Yes, yes."
"It looks good." "It looks good." "Ninth time." "Yes." "It started with an apartment for 12,000 yen." "I see." "12,000 yen." "Wow
but it's amazing." "How many years ago was it?" "How many years ago was it?" "Wasn't it about 40 years ago?" "Yes." "It was about 40 years ago." "Wow
12,000 yen before 40 years is amazing." "It's pretty good." "It's pretty..." "It's pretty..." "You can say it's your own kitchen." "Yeah
it's pretty good." "It's good
it's good." "It's good
it's good." "Yes." "Can you do it?" "Yes." "Four times." "Wow
that's not much." "That's not much."
"Well, that was about 40 years ago." "36 years ago." "It was 1,000 yen a day." "Yes
it was 1,000 yen a day." "And I worked 3 days a week." "3,000 yen?" "Yes
3,000 yen." "3,000 yen!" "But 3,000 yen was really hard." "If you work in a cafe in the afternoon," "120 yen for an hour." "That's right." "Really?" "120 yen." "Right?" "120 yen." "And this house," "It's usually 1,000 yen a day."
"Once, I couldn't pay the rent," "and I was told to leave." "It was hard, wasn't it?" "There used to be three women." "Yes, there were three women."
"If you put in a desk, you can't let your friends in." "You don't need a desk." "You can't put it in." "That's right, it's nostalgic."
"So, it's 26..." "It's pretty good." "It's pretty good."
"Ta-dah!" "Well, Moe-chan is here, and you're all curious about it."
"Shall we dig in?" "Shall we?"
"What's the number of homes you've bought in this year?"
"You're all curious about it, aren't you, Moe-chan?"
"No, I'm not." "What is it?"
"I'll cook!" "Cooking?"
"How many times have you cooked in this week?"
"How many times have you cooked in this week, Moe-chan?" "Two times."
"Three times?" "Yes."
"Starting this week," "I'll start learning how to make bread."
"That's one time."
"Two more times."
"And I'll learn how to cook by hand." "By hand."
"What did you eat?"
"Did I eat anything?"
"You're all curious about it, aren't you?"
"A-chan didn't tell me about it at all!"
"Ah, this is embarrassing." "Then, Ta-dah!" "Yes!"
"Oh, it's good." "It's good."
"It looks good, doesn't it?" "It's pretty good."
"It's Friday, isn't it?" "Yes, it is."
"You make it every day, don't you?" "I make it for my son."
"That's fast, isn't it?"
"I want you to eat it."
"It's been about three hours."
"I'm sure you ate it earlier."
"What do you make?"
"Well, I think I make a lot of fried rice."
"I eat the leftovers."
"I eat the leftovers in the refrigerator."
"Tama-san!"
"Don't do it!"
"I want you to do it, but you don't let me do it."
"Don't go into the kitchen."
"You want to do it as you like, don't you?"
"That's right."
"You don't eat as much as you should."
"Because you care about your health."
"Really."
"Tama-san."
"How about this?"
"13 to 18 years old."
"18 to 13 years old."
"13 to 18 years old."
"Because you're alone, you can go four or five years old."
"That's right."
"Your nickname doesn't go that far."
"Four or five years old."
"That's right."
"But you registered on your cell phone."
"Entertainer."
"But you have a long career."
"There are various entertainers."
"It's not limited to young people."
"Tama-san, Gochi also did it."
"Nai Nai-san."
"Moe-chan did it, too."
"Takada-san also has a lot of variety shows."
"But I think it's more than 13 years old."
"One to four years old or more."
"Do you want to go?"
"Let's go."
"Then there's a high possibility."
"That's no good!"
This program was brought to you by MORATHERN CONCERT.
The last one.
From 13th to 18th.
It's up to you, Becky.
It's too sudden.
I'm not joking.
It's okay for one person to have 5, right?
That's right.
But there are many entertainers.
That's right.
There are veteran entertainers and also Mr. Sanma.
That's right.
I believe in you.
I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
You'll be fine.
The number of entertainers registered on their phones.
Let's start with you, Mr. Tayama.
The order has changed.
It's not many.
It's okay.
It's only Mr. Hama from downtown and Mrs. Oka from inside.
Mr. Yabe is here.
Mr. Yabe.
Mr. Yabe came and left right away.
He's called "darts man".
But it's hard to exchange at this age.
That's right.
Mr. Hama is old.
It's only you two.
Please.
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous, too.
Me, too.
Darts.
It's only you, Mr. Hisamoto.
I feel like I shouldn't ask about our age.
I don't ask about men in particular.
If I do, I'll lose.
I have a lot of memories, but only a few are left.
I'm losing to make a good brain.
That's why I never ask.
I don't remember what you said.
I don't remember anything.
But you said you'd invite me to dinner the next day.
That's why I never ask.
I'm sorry.
Now, it's ten to fifteen.
He's young.
Ten, fifteen.
I'm begging you.
Now, is there a present?
Yes.
It's a boy. Here you go.
There are many talents who cooperate in the program, such as non-style, touch, American origami, and people who speak martial arts.
It's been 30 years!
Do you have anyone you'd like me to call?
It's a competition on Shichimo Road.
Right now, Karsey is in 59th place.
There hasn't been a win on Friday yet.
Yes.
Let's do our best!
Ready...
Start!
Haas won!
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry!
Yukiya Konkon, from February 19th!
Yukiya Konkon, Kyakuyo Konkon, Shinjuku, Sazan Theater!
3D! Sadako, 3D! Sadako, 3D!
It's coming up in May! Sadako, 3D!
Thank you for coming!
Tomorrow and the day after that, we'll be doing a talk show with Kanako.
We'll be doing it at Glomes. Thank you for coming.
It hurt.
It hurt, but...
It hurt wanting to win!
One of you was holding it in.
My legs hurt.
I didn't do anything, but my shoulders cramped up!
Wake up!
I used up all my strength!
We'll see you next week!