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Today's numbers!
The number of people who signed up for this year's regular season will be revealed at once!
Ta-dah!
Where did you write it?
I wrote it in the morning!
Oh, in the morning!
I was asked to do it at home for New Year's Day.
I was a taxi driver for both of them.
It's "Ginyobi no Gaijin"!
Let's go! Tokyo Gasnookie Collection!
Today's episode is called "Gasnookie Collection".
We'll show you the episode in 30 seconds.
If you can relate, please press the button in your hand.
A balloon will inflate and you'll get 300 gas.
I got 300 gas last week, but it wasn't much.
It's very soft.
I didn't think it would inflate that much.
I have a guest who wants to do "gasnookie" too.
Milanese style durian.
Is "milanoese style durian" expensive?
Gas is cheap.
Let's start with these two.
Is there something wrong with Jaron?
Jaron is also on fire!
I've been tired of making fun of you lately!
You're taking a lot of time off.
I'm taking a lot of time off.
When you have time off, you go back to your parents' house in Nagano.
It's bad.
You'll calm down.
Let's do our best today.
Who wants to go first?
I'm excited about the newest vending machine.
It's the newest vending machine in Shinagawa station.
It has a camera and you can judge people's gender and height and it recommends you drinks.
I was excited about coke and black coffee and I stood in front of the vending machine.
I was wondering what it would recommend me and it was water.
It was water.
There's big water and small water, right? For some reason, I recommend the small water.
Does it shine there?
It's all liquid crystal and it says "I recommend this" and it comes out.
And the next salaryman I bought said "I recommend real gold" and I was like "what do you think?"
I didn't know that.
What did you recommend?
At the Tokyo station, I also recommended real gold.
Are you tired?
I'm tired.
Are you tired?
Even in the morning after I slept for 8 hours, I'm often asked "did you stay up all night yesterday?"
I'm tired so you can probably tell, right?
If you agree with me, please press the button!
I'll give you this.
I'm angry at the lady sitting next to me at the counter in my neighborhood.
I used to eat tonkatsu once or twice a week when I was young.
But I'm looking forward to eating tonkatsu because I'm about a month or two older.
The lady sitting next to me at the counter smells bad.
She doesn't smell like tonkatsu anymore.
She only smells like you.
Hey, lady.
Say it yourself!
Why is it worse when you get older?
It gets worse, doesn't it?
Don't you care about your diet?
I've been doing it for 7 years, so it's getting worse and worse.
Nosebleed.
Sushi restaurants really stink, don't they?
Sushi restaurants are a problem.
I want you to do something about it.
If you can sympathize with me, please press the button!
Go for it!
Fujimori-san!
I guess it's better not to say it.
Fujimori-san!
Which Fujimori-san you like?
The other day I went for Hakone with my mother and we came into contact with visitors.
It was a trip with my mother
so I didn't stand out too much
but when I was lined up in this line of worship
about 30 couples came and I was grateful for the woman's voice but she said "Is Fujimori there?"
"You're lined up normally," like that.
Well, my mother was there
so I didn't think much of it
but in front of my mother
she said, "Do it like you always do," like that
and I was a little irritated so I said
"You're not growing up well."
So, I thought she'd be irritated, but she said, "Okay," and went somewhere.
I said it in a cynical way, cynical!
I see.
I said it in a cynical way!
I see.
Yes.
Even if you say "charao" to your mother, it's not "charao."
That's right!
Thank you!
The "charao" episode is "Hakone ni Ni" with my mother.
It's a good episode.
My mother and I are walking in the park.
It's not "charao" at all!
It's not "charao"!
My mother is not "charao", either!
No, no!
If you want to sympathize with me, press the button!
Do you do it often?
I do it quite often!
Unexpectedly...
Unexpectedly, you're like a parent.
Let's do it!
Please!
This is not a joke!
I...
Sorry, you're talking too much.
30 seconds.
I'm angry at our five-year-old wardrobe.
There's a store...
I go out of the bathroom and there's a wardrobe right away...
I put my socks and pants in there...
Without warning, the wardrobe door came off and fell off.
I just happened to avoid it...
It hit the glass next to me.
The glass didn't break...
It hit me, but...
The corner under the glass...
The door opened normally, but it opened like "skwon" and came out like "gaaah"!
How did it come out?
The butterfly?
The butterfly came out like "skwon"!
If you do it like this, it opens like this, right?
It opens like this, right?
It came out like "skwon" like this!
You don't have much of your own experience!
So, how is it?
I'm counting on you!
If you agree, press the button!
Hey!
Come on!
But it was an interesting story.
It was good.
I'm angry.
Let's move on.
I'm angry at the uncle who I ate with at the restaurant.
What is it?
It's similar to Sekine's episode.
I was waiting for dinner at the restaurant.
It was crowded and I was sitting in front of him.
He started eating, and I started eating, too.
The scenery in front of me was messed up and I couldn't enjoy it at all.
Everyone has their own habits, but they should be able to shut up!
Stop it!
Don't say it like Kushaoji-san!
There's a guy named Uncha.
Uncha?
He's called Unchakasa.
When I first met him, I knew.
When you eat something, you say "uncha", "uncha".
Wow!
That's a lie!
Doesn't he pay attention to his wife?
Switch!
Go! Go!
Go the other way!
Go!
This is awesome!
Go! Go!
Countdown starts!
We will listen to the guests' private numbers and subtract from 100 and get closer to 0. Minuses are not allowed, though.
Yes!
That's the kind of segment it is.
Well, let me introduce our guests. Suzuki Nana-chan!
Get out of the way.
No, no, I'm not getting out of the way!
Nice to meet you.
And one more guest, Asano Yuko-chan!
Excuse me. Thank you very much.
Please take care of me.
Thank you very much.
Zero!
When it becomes minus, it bounces off.
If you put it between zero and five,
this will happen to you.
It's Robin Wille.
This has only been successful once.
Was it only twice?
Twice!
The audience knows you well!
You come here every week!
Thank you!
Are you an AD?
Here is the question we have chosen for you!
Are there any new ones?
Karaoke songs.
Like "Otoshidama".
"Hatsudeto no Nende".
There are 36 of them!
"Tanpopo", "Shiratori".
"Antoppo", "Shiratori".
We have to come up with something predictable.
As a trend, new ones may be said by many people.
Let's decide the order by lottery.
I won!
The first one was pretty big.
Let's go for the first one!
"Hatsudeto no Nende".
This one is pretty big.
Let's go for "Hatsudeto".
Are you ready?
She is 14 years old!
She is not 74 years old!
She is only 23 years old!
She is 14 years old!
She went on a first date when she was in 2nd grade of middle school.
She went to Odaiba where she admired.
She went there with her senior.
I was in middle school.
I went there with my senior in 1st grade of high school.
Someone, an entertainer?
An entertainer?
Have you seen it?
I haven't seen it!
You haven't seen it?
No.
Well, then, Asano-kun.
16, 16.
I debuted when I was 13, as a singer.
And I was an idol.
That's right.
At the time, it was a lot more noisy.
The idol people.
Of course, with 5 hearts.
But, at the time, with an idol group member who was a star.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Wow, is it okay for me to say that?
I'm talking about 35 years ago.
Yes, yes.
As a star loss.
No, no, I'm not a star, but...
At the time, I was still in high school.
At that school, for the first time, I wore an umbrella.
But, since I was an idol, I wore a wig.
I did.
Yes.
You got caught.
Yes, that's all.
But, the agency found out.
Oh, really?
The person in charge of the agency called me and said, "What are you going to do?!"
That was the only time.
You only went to school once, right?
The school's school road wasn't for students.
So, I only walked once.
You only walked?
Yes.
You only walked?
That's sad!
That's sad.
It was a little sad.
I want to watch the replay video.
Yes, everyone.
Yes.
Do you want to choose this one?
Which one?
Ah, I see. But, I want to carve it big.
So, Acchan.
That's right.
This will work, right?
That's right.
You shouldn't have said 32.
You shouldn't have looked down on me like that.
32?
Yes, 32.
That's wrong.
This is when I first met her, when I was in first year of college.
I went on a date with her in Inokashira Park.
I always wanted to kiss her, but there are so many people in Inokashira Park on Sundays.
So I was looking for a place to meet her, and while I was looking for a place to meet her, I came out of the huge Inokashira Park and came out to Mitaka.
I came out to Mitaka without finding a place to meet her.
I heard you weren't popular in high school.
High school and middle school are hell.
When I was in middle school, I wore round glasses.
What was your nickname?
"Taki rental".
You worked hard.
Thank you very much.
That's quite a lot.
It's getting more and more.
It's quite a lot.
It's getting more and more.
I heard you have a lot of habits you can't fix.
Nana-chan seems like she has a lot of habits.
Thank you.
Yes.
That's good.
What is it?
When I'm nervous, I move my hands like this or move my body like this.
This is one, this is one and next is like this.
It's pretty intense.
When you're recording, you're always reclining.
That's right.
I'm quite nervous and I'm not used to working on TV yet.
My hands are shaking and I'm excited.
That's why it's two.
Before that, you didn't come out even once today.
You're used to it.
Azuma-san.
None.
Did you ask your manager if you have any habits?
I did.
I don't have any.
That's sad.
Then which one do you like?
I like it when you don't have a character.
I like it when you have a big face.
I see. I like it when you have a big face.
I'm sorry.
This one.
There's not much.
There's nothing I can do about it.
Dancing alone.
I forgot about it.
It's not a habit, it's a habit.
Dancing alone in a room.
What I do a lot during recording is banging my head.
I think there are people who do it.
But I can't do it now.
I can't do it anytime.
Because it's not an instrument.
But when I do it, I bang my head.
Your co-stars will be surprised.
Can you hear it?
I can hear it.
Your hands will also bang.
That's right.
Sometimes I bang my neck and hands.
"How about you, Nagata-san?" "Oh, that's right."
I do it like this.
Do you do it like this?
I bang my head.
Do you do it like this?
I bang my neck and hands.
Do it now.
Wow!
You do it like this.
Oh, it's ringing.
It's ringing.
I do it like this.
Can you fold your hands?
If you say "yes, is that so?", I'll become your enemy.
49!
No, little by little, little by little.
Little by little, little by little, let's go.
There are still 4 people who haven't learned it yet, right?
Learning?
Learning is good, isn't it?
Learning?
Yes.
But it's good to grow up in the morning.
Learning is good?
I've learned a lot.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Learning.
Yes, learning.
Ta-dah!
Oh!
What is it?
Four.
I learned English in school.
So, four.
You are busy. Can you speak English?
Me? I can't speak English. I forgot it.
I was an elementary school student.
So, four. You are energetic.
You played solo too. I played solo a lot.
Your grade was terrible.
My grade was 1 to 9.
That's great.
1 to 9?
I got 1 to 9 in class and I dropped out of high school.
You dropped out of high school.
It's not like "all five", is it?
It's "all one".
You can laugh, but you dropped out of high school.
After that, I went to a communication high school and graduated.
So, it's okay.
It's okay.
You got it.
That's good.
It's summer.
I learned to play the piano between first and sixth grade.
But I hated it.
So, during the six years, I only finished playing the red violin.
It's too late!
I went to a learning school and my grade was 3.
Suddenly, it was 5.
You didn't do anything and your grade was 3.
You studied and your grade was 1.
I went to school every day.
I went to school without being late, but my grade was 1.
You were serious, but your grade was 1.
Good luck, grade 1.
Fujimori-san, are you ready?
Here it is!
- Number 3. - Yes.
- What is it? - What is it?
- It's Shujit. - What?
- Shujit? - Majime?
- Majime? - Shujit solo band. - Majime!
- Shujit solo band. - Shujit solo band.
- And there is a place called Onbashira in Nagano.
- You sing there. It's called Kiari. You sing there.
- It's a local festival song, isn't it? - Festival.
- It's a song that children choose and sing every year. - They choose and sing.
- I've heard of it. - I've heard of it.
- You're a mentor, aren't you? - No, no, no.
- This is very precious, isn't it? - Isn't it precious?
- Hundreds of people choose one person, right? - Yes, yes, yes.
- It doesn't matter at all. - Majime!
- Could you do me a favor? - No, it's okay.
- It's okay. - It's okay!
- Let's run! - No, what is it?
Run!
It's similar, though.
Fujiwara-san, what worries you the most about "buji"?
It's quiet.
It's a dangerous festival, so we pray for "buji" and "mabuji"
Even injured people come out, right?
That's why it's red here when you sing.
That's right. You can't breathe.
It's not hot at all.
In my hometown, people called me "god's child".
I was called "god's child", you know.
That one person...
That one person is a "god's child", you know.
For a year, I've been receiving "goshuugi".
It's a lot.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
There's another one.
The number of people you can call "best friends".
Okay, here I go.
Nana-chan.
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Nana-chan?
Are you okay?
There are ten of me.
I'm a model friend of a magazine now.
And Jun-chan, Komori Jun-chan, too.
I love them so much that I can call them "best friends".
I trust them wholeheartedly.
And in my hometown, there are a lot of them.
So, there are ten of me.
Ten of you?
Yes.
That's a lot.
Asano-san.
Nogiwa Yoko-san.
Yes, I trust her wholeheartedly.
What about you?
I don't think Fujimori-san has anyone to call "best friends".
Stop it!
On the contrary, it's too early.
Okay, Fujimori-san.
No, there is.
I don't know what he thinks.
Yes, yes.
That's good.
Are you a celebrity?
I'm not a celebrity, but I have some friends and partners in my hometown.
I don't know.
Let's do it.
No, I don't like it. It's not funny at all.
Is that it?
Yes, it is.
What about you, Takeda-san, the soccer player who often plays with you?
I'm not a CEO!
Oh, 26!
That's a good number!
About 16.
That's right.
If you could say 15...
Then...
The number of songs you always sing when you go to karaoke.
Yes.
Yes!
What is it?
Two!
Two?
I absolutely love EXILE!
I sing EXILE’s “More Strong”
And...
I also sing AKB’s “I wanted to see.”
When everyone in my hometown sings AKB's songs...
It's so exciting in karaoke!
That's why I love it so much!
I absolutely sing it!
Your way of speaking is like Takana-kun!
I'm sorry!
It seems like there are some of my own songs, but there aren't any.
I haven't been to karaoke for 10 years.
I'm sorry!
What will you do?
Shingo!
Me?
It seems like you can make a lot of songs!
This one!
It's like Ombasera!
Yes, Ombasera!
It's like Ombasera!
It's soft!
Which part makes you excited?
It makes me excited!
Acapella?
Yes!
What will you sing?
I'll sing a ballad first.
March 9th, Romeo and Romeo, March 9th.
After that, I'll sing a heavy rotation, AKB.
I'm happy!
I'll sing "Ai no Te" too.
And at the end, I'll sing "Doushite Kimi wo Suki ni Natte Shimattan Da" by Toho Shinki.
It's so cheesy!
It's like a girl is eating poison!
Now!
Twenty...
Twenty-one!
Five years?
It's hard!
Fifteen songs?
Five years!
This program was brought to you by the following sponsors.
400,000 yen.
I'll sell it.
What?
But you didn't pay hundreds of thousands of yen.
I didn't pay, so...
I don't know.
Not even for a year?
But women...
I paid 100,000 yen. I have 200,000 yen.
You do?
I do, I do, I do.
This is the number of entertainers who went to eat for a month.
Yes.
16 to 21, right?
Yes.
Wow.
Let's go.
Yes.
What was it?
Entertainers...
This is the number of entertainers who went to eat for a month.
Yes.
Mana-chan.
Yes.
Two.
Two people.
Who?
I often eat with Jun Komori and Tsubasa Masuoka.
You two are models, right?
Yes, we are.
Two.
Yes.
Masama-san.
That's not true.
Wow.
That's good.
Yuka-san, Ishiguro-ken-san, and Washio-machiko-san.
7 or more.
Less than 7 or more.
I don't want more than 7.
Which one?
Maybe this one.
I think it's 1 or 2 for me.
No, no, it's not like that.
Wait, wait, I just barely didn't cry just now.
Because you played with Taka-san in New Year's Day.
Ah, that's right.
It's a good sale, isn't it?
I went on a trip with my seniors.
Taka-san-gun-dan.
Is Taka-san good?
Which one do you think it is?
Ah, I see.
Then, Taka-san.
I think it's 7 or more.
7 or more.
Here I go!
It's called "hagoita-konkon relay". You do it like this.
Last year, we won on Friday.
I'll tell you about it in this year's competition.
Ready, start!
It's going to be a great show. It's really fun and it's done, so please come and see it.