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Youth Changeup Battle!
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Yes!
3...2...1...Start!
What is this?
Good afternoon! We are rookie rookie!
He's not here.
Junior, what's up?
Junior.
He's in Machu Picchu in South America.
Machu Picchu!
Machu Picchu.
Airplanes don't fly in Nome anymore.
They can't fly back yet.
Junior, are you watching?
No, I'm not.
Airplanes are flying in Kiribaro.
I see.
A scout is coming.
Let's dance!
He's a scout who doesn't have a sense of virtue.
If it's Shihara, anyone can do it.
But first of all, I'd like to say this as a junior.
Mr. Tamori, everyone who is watching the show, thank you for bothering me early in the new year.
I'm really sorry.
The staff prepared it for you.
What do you mean?
He's a junior.
He's a junior, isn't he?
He's a junior.
He's changed. He's changed since last year.
You're here on such a sudden schedule.
Actually, I was planning to go to the hometown festival of the Tokyo Dome.
At the Tokyo Dome?
Your younger brother told me about it.
I'm not asking you. Do you want me to lend you some money?
No, no. I'm here to participate in a variety show.
A variety show?
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Let me introduce you. It's been a while since I ate sweet potatoes.
I became an idol I wanted to be and took 3 photos.
This is difficult.
I'm really looking forward to it.
It didn't go in last year.
I'm thinking of changing it this year.
Let's go this year.
It was late last year.
I'm really looking forward to it.
I don't know what it means.
Let's think about it again.
It can't be fast.
Why do you say that only to your mother?
Only my mother laughs at me.
I won't think about it until February.
I will work on it in March.
I will think about it.
Nobody expects you to think about it.
Why don't they want to do it?
Why don't you think about it?
Stop talking Japanese.
Let's think about it.
This is the first photo.
Madonna.
This is...
Who?
Madonna.
I know!
Really?
I know.
What's wrong with your voice?
Your voice is terrible.
Sashiko has won the record.
I'm so happy.
I'm so happy that my voice is like this.
But my body is fine.
Thank you.
My body is fine.
What are you saying?
Your voice is terrible sometimes.
You admire Mr. Horishinki, don't you?
No, I don't.
I know.
What?
I know.
I see.
Ken Hirai.
Yes.
Ken Hirai.
Do you know him?
I don't know him.
He is good at singing.
He is not singing.
I thought he was good at singing.
He is good at singing.
I don't know him at all.
I knew it right away.
You are...
What?
What is it?
Nagagawa Daisuke.
No.
What? I didn't know him at all.
Kaito.
Your nose is high.
I feel like I've seen you before.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
Let me introduce you to our guest.
Kaito is our guest.
DJ Tomino-san, please.
It's an honor to meet you.
Seto-kun!
Yes?
Seto-kun!
Yes?
I got an invitation from your office.
And you drew a dragon.
Yes, I drew it.
I designed it.
Did you ask for it?
I'm an old man.
I want you to stand up.
Me too.
Really?
No, you're older than me.
That's not true.
That's a weird lie.
It's just a lie.
This is Watanabe Entertainment that came to me.
Seto-kun drew a dragon on it.
This is amazing.
A dragon like this.
This is amazing.
This is a mixture of W and E of Watanabe Entertainment.
On the contrary, it's fashionable.
I remember this design.
It's here.
Really?
Yes.
This is W and this is E of Watanabe Entertainment.
I don't know at all.
You don't know at all.
This is amazing.
I've seen this for a while.
Really?
I thought Seto-kun drew it.
Did Seto-kun draw it?
Yes, I did.
Is it Seto Catrine's younger brother?
No, it's not.
It's not at all.
Is it Seto Catrine's younger brother?
No, it's not.
I thought of it.
Is it Seto Catrine's younger brother?
Really.
By the way, everyone.
You know what we're talking about, right?
What is it?
We're going to use this year's language target.
It's not there.
Who is it?
Let's do it.
Who is it?
What?
Me?
It's easy to understand.
It's beautiful.
I don't know at all.
It's beautiful.
I knew it.
Oh, right.
Why do you look so dissatisfied when you know it?
I know it, but it's hard for me to say it.
Well, it's okay.
It's not Yoshida in front of you.
Oh, it's not?
Oh, it's not Yoshida?
But it's the same face as Yoshida-san.
It's the same face as Yoshida-san.
I'll show you the guest's secret.
You'll tell me the secret?
That's right.
It's Yoshida-san!
If you say it like that, it only looks like it.
Then can I ask you in a bad way?
In a bad way.
I want to try it just once.
It's already the second time.
"I want to try it just once."
Then I want to try it one more time.
"Kaba-chan"?
No, no, no.
"Kaba-chan" is like that?
It's similar, isn't it?
"Junior"?
That's a good joke.
You're drunk.
It's not Gori.
It's similar.
It's similar, isn't it?
SEGA!
Yes, SEGA!
King Kong? No, no, no.
That's not it!
I don't know!
You know it, right?
It's in front of men!
In front of men!
Behind you! Behind you!
Behind you!
Between you! Between you!
Between you!
Which one is the football blue one?
This is amazing!
Does everyone know?
Is it easier to know which one is the first one?
Let's look at the profile!
The first one!
105cm!
73cm!
This is a secret!
Who is it?
Is Miyamoto there?
This is dry fruits!
Do you know what dry fruits are?
The face is dry fruits!
That's right!
I know!
The back is also different!
Yes!
Today's 105cm is...
Nasekai!
It's like a bird's nest.
You're telling me a secret!
You have a loud voice!
It's like a dried fruit!
You're wearing red underwear.
Here's the third one!
The police asked you a lot of "who is it?"
You shouldn't say "who is it?"
It's not "who is it?"
If only I don't know who it is, I'll be left alone.
You don't know?
I don't know.
Can I say it now?
Yes, you can.
Moody Katsuyama.
Moody Katsuyama!
I was thinking about the same thing!
I'm sorry, but are you Katsuyama Moody?
No, you're not! You're dressed like me!
Your shoes are too bright!
Too bright!
I'm not trained for this!
It's pretty, isn't it?
It only looks like a robe, doesn't it?
It's not a robe!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
We will now present you with a quiz.
Here we have a group of liars representing Japan.
All three of you will say the correct answer, but only one of you will say the truth.
Today, Juniors will...
Yes, thank you.
We don't lie.
Juniors are really good at lying.
Juniors are really good at lying, but we don't lie.
You can't think about it right now. You don't know it yet.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Explain it properly.
I don't know it.
You only know the truth.
If you look here, you can see the correct answer.
So you all know it.
Everyone knows the correct answer.
But it says who says the correct answer.
So the two of you who don't say the correct answer will lie.
You can't think about it right now.
We don't know it.
Our guest is Chiaki Kuriyama!
White!
You're going to see a lie today. Are you confident?
No, I'm not confident, but I'll do my best.
Today, Chiaki Kuriyama's team and Sashiko Kuriyama's team and Chiaki Kuriyama's team will compete against each other.
The winning team will get today's lunch!
The winning team will receive an additional ¥3,150 for the six-course lunch at Kaiseki Restaurant Aoyama.
I know that.
But I didn't say it!
Let's continue with the first question.
This product cannot be used for recording.
Then, how do you use it?
Everyone, please open it up.
The correct answer is written on it, right?
If you say the correct answer, one person will write it.
Crystal...
No way!
Today...
It seems like it!
Finally, you're lying.
This may be something that hasn't started yet.
Well, then...
Seiji Shitsuji...
Today, instead of Junior Shitsuji, we asked you for a quick favor.
Yes.
What is this?
This is...
In the afternoon, when there's a lot of people...
You can charge it.
Like a DJ...
You can charge it.
It's portable.
You can charge it?
Yes.
You can charge it and charge it and charge it.
This is...
What is it?
It's like you're playing around...
So...
It's like you're playing around with a DJ.
You spin it...
You spin it and it comes to you.
It comes to you!
It's dangerous!
You spin it and it comes to you!
I'm not lying.
It's possible.
It's a bit suspicious.
But if you put your phone in there, you can charge it, right?
That's right!
Next, Junior Shitsuji!
This is...
I don't eat a lot of cheese...
I eat it about three times.
There's one where you slice the cheese thinly and make it fluffy.
There is?
There is.
You put the cheese on top...
You spin it with the motor...
It's a cheese slicer.
It's like a turntable.
It's stylishly made.
When you put cheese on it...
When you spin it...
You cut it like this...
You cut it thinly...
Is there a cheese like this?
Yes, there is.
Isn't there a bigger one?
Yes, there is.
Cheese cutter.
Cheese slicer.
Where did the cheese go?
Now, Ota Sheep.
This is...
You'll be surprised.
You know...
I think you all have a cat as a pet.
It's a product that will make cats happy.
Yes.
It spins.
Like a DJ...
A cat...
A cat does like this.
It doesn't do it.
It takes off its claws.
It takes off its claws?
It takes off its claws.
A cat does like this.
It doesn't do it.
It's cute, isn't it?
I see.
When you put it on your head, it spins.
It spins.
Now, Sashiko-sama's team...
Chiaki-ojou-sama's team...
There are many teams.
It's difficult.
Only one of you is telling the truth.
Both of you are lying.
It's pretty dangerous.
Let me explain.
The first one is a generator.
And the second one is a cheese slicer.
And the last one is a cat's nail clipper.
Who is telling the truth?
Please answer with wine.
Go ahead.
I'm the last one.
Mitogi, what do you think?
It's cute.
I wish I could have one.
Yeah, it's cute.
She's talking.
What about you, Chiaki?
I'm Morita Sheep.
I've never seen a cheese slicer before.
So I don't know what it looks like.
But I think it would be interesting.
But the four of you behind me look like real butlers.
You look like real butlers.
So, what is the answer?
Here it is!
I'm sure Neko will be happy about this!
Ota-san, you're amazing!
It would be nice if you won, Ota-san!
No, I might get this and go home.
Okay, let's move on!
Here is the next question!
Using this latest tool that was announced last year, you can make something at home!
What is it?
Replacement?
You have to replace it!
Oh, I'm sorry!
A political prisoner becomes a municipal prisoner, right?
That's right!
You have to replace it!
A political prisoner becomes a municipal prisoner!
It's not a political prisoner!
It's a criminal prison!
It's not a criminal prison!
I'm sorry, but you have to replace it!
You've been saying that for 13 years!
Oh, you're right!
Don't pressure me like that!
You can open it now, right?
You can't just take it out like that!
It's not a criminal prison!
This is a big problem!
What is it?
This is the biggest problem of the year!
Is there a flower?
There's a flower!
This flower...
What is it?
Don't say too much!
What is it?
Now, is it okay?
Now, Ms. Tsuyaki.
Ms. Tsuyaki.
This is...
a machine that can freeze-dry bread.
It's like a treasure.
For example,
in Western countries,
you can freeze-dry potage or soup.
In Japan, you can make miso soup.
You can make it at home.
It's fashionable.
Can you freeze-dry flowers?
I don't know about that.
Do you have dry blue cheese?
We don't have dry blue cheese!
It's different!
It's not this sweet!
Can you eat it?
We don't have dry blue cheese!
I see.
This is a flower.
A flower is good.
A flower is...
A water gun!
You're innocent!
A flower is...
A bee comes and sucks honey.
And...
This is for home use.
It's a honey warmer.
You can make it at home.
You can make honey in it.
It's fashionable.
It's fashionable, isn't it?
It's fashionable.
A warmer!
I see.
Honey...
Yes!
Let's move on.
You might not believe me.
I'm surprised!
I was surprised, too.
It's fashionable.
Why?
The front part is white.
Doesn't it look like something?
What?
It's for men.
What?
You're tall.
It's pretty expensive.
This is what women have.
Women don't have men's toilets.
You install this.
You pee in the toilet here.
You clean it up and turn it into drinking water.
What?
You pee in it?
I can't believe it.
I was surprised when I saw it now.
It's an era.
Yes!
Is it a freeze dry machine? Is it a honey maker? Is it a drinking water machine?
Both teams, please give us the answer!
It's going to spill.
It hasn't been released yet.
It hasn't been released yet, but it's said that it won't be released in the near future.
Yes.
Please open it.
Okay, I'll open it.
Please open it.
I think it's a machine that Chris really recommends.
Yes, it is.
Seiji, what do you think?
I think it's a freeze dry machine.
Freeze dry machine.
Is it a freeze dry machine? Is it a drinking water machine?
The answer is...
None!
In the near future, this kind of machine will be produced.
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Entertainment news that doesn't disappear anywhere else! Irie's irresponsible!
We will tell you the latest entertainment news that Karateka Irie hasn't told you yet!
Let's call him out! Tell us, Irie-cap!
Irie-san, it's already the end of the year...
Yes, Sago-san won a Ballon d'Or.
Yes, he went far away so I thought he wouldn't have any friends.
He sent me an email but hasn't come back yet.
So, Irie-cap, let's look at the first news of the end of the year.
He sneaked into the end of the year party of laugh!
How was it?
It was really amazing.
There were about 400 people.
We booked a hotel and it was really luxurious.
There were a lot of celebrities in front of us.
It was like a dream.
Let's look at the next one.
He watched Tamori-san's performance from a distance.
He was enjoying himself and was dancing.
He does that every year.
He is a person who can join any topic.
We found out about it through digital media.
You took a picture of him, right?
Yes, I do it every year.
You do it every year, right?
It's a huge number of pictures, right?
It's a huge number of pictures.
There were about 400 pictures that day.
What did you do with those pictures?
I posted them all on the internet.
It's not good.
It's not good to post them on the internet.
I haven't seen those pictures either.
You don't get fired for them?
I don't get fired for any of them.
Everyone is nice and gives me those pictures.
I don't get fired for any of them.
I don't know if I can show you all of them.
There are so many.
I'm scared.
I can't show it to anyone.
But you took it yourself, right?
While the viewers and staff are having fun,
there is only one person...
A face that doesn't float...
What's wrong with you?
I practiced so much for this impersonation competition, but it still slipped!
The way it slipped was red! I was so depressed!
He was really depressed!
Tamo-san, how did you like it?
I forgot how to sing and how to move!
It seems like you practiced singing a lot too!
It seems like you didn't sing at all!
I didn't get any practice results!
Now, let's see the results!
Bingo competition!
Even though there are more than 300 participants, as expected of first-class entertainers, they are lucky!
However!
Regular people are bingoing one after another!
On stage, they are giving out applause speeches!
You got something!
What did you get?
I got a blu-ray that allows me to record all of my two weeks of TV appearances on "summer's sun" show!
That's really good!
Thank you!
Now, in the midst of all of that...
Were they also aiming for a chance at a honorary bingo?
With a bingo card in their hands, there was strength in their hands!
However!
In the end, they didn't get one until the end!
They kept drinking and saying "I don't have one! I don't have one!"
They were pretty depressed, weren't they?
Now, let's look at the tweets!
January 1st!
The person who called you for New Year's greetings was surprised!
"Every year is a new year for me!"
About 300 entertainers answered your calls!
For how many hours?
For how many hours?!
What kind of calls?!
One by one, or one by one...
One by one?!
Doesn't that sound annoying?!
You called me once in a while!
How many hours did it take you?!
It took me about 12 hours!
That's a lot of time!
Now we know what rank you're in!
Wait a minute! I can't get a call!
Me neither!
None of you have a phone number?
None of us know our phone numbers!
But you know our numbers!
We sent you an email!
Ask me for my phone number!
In 2012...
Zunk, Nakama Yukiye, Koto Shougi, Izumi Pink, Koizumi Pink...
We sent you our numbers!
But!
It was troublesome!
In the midst of all of that, we contacted a famous person and...
Now!
This is where the quiz begins!
When you called this person's phone number...
The person who answered the phone number was...
This person!
It's an unexpected turn of events!
Let's announce it!
Kato Hocha's father!
When you called this person's phone number...
The person who answered the phone number was...
Kato Hocha's father!
It's an unexpected turn of events!
When you called this person's phone number...
The person who answered the phone number was...
Kato Hocha's father!
I thought it was a different tone of voice...
But it was Kato Hocha's father!
First of all...
Why is Kato Hocha's father dressed like that?
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