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Today at a few o'clock, "Maisu at the年賀場" which was sold out this year, will be reopened!
Ta-dah!
Akibo-san!
Huh?!
I haven't received any mail at all!
Wow!
That's a lot of mail!
That's right!
You have a lot of friends!
No, no, everyone involved, what are you doing?
We'll see you on Friday!
Last year's Itomo Cup annual championship was on Friday!
Thank you!
And the winner of that was the champion, Lee.
Thank you!
That's a pretty elaborate title.
I'm happy about it.
It says "Itomo Cup champion" on it.
And you have your face on it.
Yes, I do.
That's great.
You did a good job.
But I can't have it.
Is it Chabatsu this year?
Yes, it is.
What do you mean?
It started at the end of the year.
Sorry, no one asked you.
You didn't know?
Really? I'll do my best next year.
Let's move on to the new segment.
"TOKYO GAS NUKI COLLECTION"!
"TOKYO GAS NUKI COLLECTION"
NUMA-NO-GAS, 87 cars.
Oh, okay! Thank you!
Let's move on to Mr. Kasumiki.
He's raising his hand.
Nice to meet you!
Okay, Mr. Kasumiki, go ahead!
I remember getting angry at a bathroom sink in a certain TV station.
It was a pretty thick sink, and there were a lot of things stuck inside.
First of all, if you do it on the left, soap will come out.
And if you do it on the right, water will come out.
And here, something like a musical note will come out, and you do it like this.
This musical note sensor becomes stupid, and if you do it like that, soap will come out again.
And if you do it again with water and a sensor, soap will come out again!
And you do it over and over again!
I know, I know!
What about you, Mr. Teruya?
He said a certain TV station.
I have one, too.
I don't know where the sensor is.
And soap will come out again.
I know, I know.
I know, but I don't know if you can sympathize with me or not.
It happens sometimes in department stores.
Oh, it happens?
Okay, if you can sympathize with me...
Turn it on!
Huh?
It's pretty low, huh?
I'm glad.
I see, only Mr. Teruya can do it.
Okay, let's move on.
I'll say it at least.
Everyone...
I'm angry at a restaurant.
I was walking one day and saw a restaurant with a picture like this.
With Thai tea.
Where do you use miso? Where do you get Thai miso?
I thought it looked delicious and went in.
I asked for a gold chair and they made me sit in the back.
I asked for a Thai tea set and they said they were out of stock.
I thought I couldn't go home if I sat in the back like this.
This is funny.
They told me not to do it and left it there.
In the picture.
I see.
That's right.
Sometimes you say you have it, but you don't say anything after you cut it.
That's funny.
I don't want you to do that.
If you can relate to what we just said, please press the button!
Alright!
So far, it's 64 gas.
So far, it's 182 gas.
There are still two aces left.
Are you angry?
I want to go.
Can I?
I'm not joking!
I'm angry!
You're lying!
I'm really angry!
What are you angry about?
Someone who drives while driving!
That's dangerous!
You know...
I like driving.
Especially...
I like seeing Tokyo from Odaiba's Rainbow Bridge.
There's the Tokyo Tower and now there's the Skytree.
You know, right?
So...
I like driving.
It's 30 seconds.
30 seconds?
You're not joking!
I'm sorry!
You know...
I read a manga and there's a driver who drives while driving.
It's not good!
Please calculate it properly!
You're too angry!
It's 30 seconds!
And you're driving while eating rice balls!
It's not good!
It's time!
Follow traffic rules!
Follow time!
Aim!
Follow time too!
Follow...
Follow time!
If you can sympathize with what I said, please press the button!
It's high!
It's good!
Please drive safely this year!
You can do it, can't you?
Can you do it?
A little more!
Can you do it?
Let's do it!
Can you do it?
What are you mad about?
I'm mad at the members of akb48!
What?
Can you do it?
Don't get carried away!
I'm not getting carried away!
We're all good friends.
What is it?
Can I say it?
Yes.
Go ahead.
Behind Kouhaku, everyone likes natto.
Out of about 200 people,
we're all eating natto.
All of you?
Yes, all of us.
We're selling out of natto.
Tomochi and Tomomi-chan told their manager they didn't have natto,
and we asked them to buy some for us.
They said, "It's not a small piece, so we don't like it."
They like natto that much,
but it smells too much.
It's good, but it smells!
I see.
It's just like Kouhaku.
We're not akb48.
But it's enough for one person, right?
No, it's enough for two people.
If you agree with what we just said,
please raise your hand!
It's about 200 people.
Can you do it?
Yes!
Can you do it?
50...
Oh!
She did it!
Even if it's 307 points, you passed it, right?
Yes!
You passed it, so you're going.
Are you going to pull out the gas?
Yes!
Well, let's pull out the gas that's accumulated.
Gas pulling, start!
Three...
Two...
One...
What? What? What?
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Please introduce your family, friends and lovers just like in your dreams.
Everyone will be judged as judges.
Yes!
Now, we have guests who will judge with us.
Tanpopo!
Tanpopo, you were active last year, weren't you?
Ah, thank you very much!
Will you be active in 2012 as well?
That's right! I'll do my best!
Thank you very much!
And more and more!
Mariama, Ryuhen-san, Takashiwa Matsuhiro-san!
Happy New Year!
Thank you for wearing a tie.
It's New Year's Day.
Oh, I see. Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
Let's welcome the judges.
Judges, we have an announcement for you!
If you win even one of the same cards, you'll get a takoyaki that looks like cream puffs,
and sweets that look like beets,
and if you win all of them, you'll get a hotel with a starry sky, a hot spring pool, and a quiet hotel in the mountains,
and you'll get a room at the Okushiobara Highland Hotel.
Wow!
Let's hope you'll do your best for this.
Now, let's introduce the first contestant.
Nakai-kun's elementary school days.
Who is your friend? Please come out.
He works at a travel agency and is humble and serious.
Kinsa Ayabe!
Please come out!
He's not an entertainer, he's a salaryman!
He's working hard, Ayabe-kun!
His skin texture is similar too!
It's similar!
Can you say "hello" for us?
Hello!
His voice is a little...
Salaryman's...
Please judge!
But somehow...
He came out!
I'm jealous.
You were relaxed, weren't you?
Let's move on to the next person.
In the summer, he was making a fuss looking at ants.
A local friend... Who is it? Go ahead.
Some kind of cute representative of Japan... Hosame!
It's Nagatomo! Nagatomo!
Nagatomo!
Nagatomo Yuto!
Go ahead!
How old are you?
I'm seventeen.
Seventeen?!
It's like you're in your junior years, right?
Please give us your verdict!
Thank you very much!
It's quite fun!
Wonderful!
Now, please introduce yourselves!
I sing "perfume".
Who are your friends like? Please tell us!
Even though you're 15 years old, you're already a superfly!
Please tell us!
Oh!
It's similar!
She's 15 years old!
15 years old!
Is 15 years old a middle school or high school student?
Middle school and high school students.
Middle school and high school students!
Wow!
Even though she's in kindergarten, she's wearing a super flag!
Hahaha!
Now, please give us your judgment!
Oh!
It's out!
Oh, it's close!
But it's still out!
It's still out!
It's out!
It's out quite quickly!
Next contestant, please!
I can do a "yes, yes" joke.
Our company colleague, who is it? Please!
Do your best, do your best, you can do it, Odagiri-jo!
Do your best, do your best! Please!
Quite...
Who is it?
Odagiri-jo!
She looks like she's going to give me a Trump fortune-telling.
I'll tell you my fortune with my family in Shinjuku.
Here's the score.
It was exactly the same.
Your smile was good.
Here's the next person.
He's good at dancing.
Who do you think it is?
Did you go to Aoyama Academy?
Please show us the second piece.
Didn't you see it in the bathroom earlier?
What is it?
Now, how about this one?
Please show us!
He's a good man, though.
[Matsuyoshi]
He has more nose than Matsuyoshi, doesn't he?
He's too cute, isn't he?
Now, please show us the next one!
"I love daikon radish."
Now, please show us the next one!
Look at Yahagi!
Yahagi, you, you, come here!
Ah, you look like him!
You look like him!
That's right!
Do I look like him?
This time, we'll start on stage.
You look like him!
No!
It's embarrassing!
Next time, come during spring break!
What are you talking about?
During spring break!
First of all, friends, the medical department's elite, Yahagi-kun, please!
Yahagi...
Hahaha!
I'm curious about it!
I think this one is better.
Are you going to go with this one?
Then, I'm going to go with the short one.
Here you go!
It's my first time seeing you like this!
I'm glad you're our guest today!
You're in a good mood this year.
I feel like I'm going somewhere.
Here's the next one!
"Rolling around on your knees"
Who's your friend like? Here you go!
"Already looking like an old man in high school"
Let's say it!
Here you go!
You're still in high school!
Coppapi?
Coppa...pi?
Isn't that enough?
It's a little like New Year's, isn't it?
Kanagawa Prefecture.
It's similar.
It's wonderful.
Now, please come out!
It's coming out!
It's out!
Let's see the next one!
"I eat mochi with kinako"
Let's see it!
What is it?
"I want to become Kitagawa Keiko"
What is it?
I saw it in a book
Don't be so strict
Let's see it!
She looks like Kato Pan
How old are you?
I'm 23 years old
She's cute
It doesn't matter if you look like her or not, but she's cute
She's cute
You're here again, right?
Please judge!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Now, the next song!
This is the last song! Let's go!
You put a lot of garlic in miso ramen, don't you?
Now, if you have a friend, it's a very bold gesture. Here you go!
A smiley Robert Baba!
Here you go!
You too, you were in the bathroom earlier.
A lot of people were in the bathroom.
You were alone in the bathroom?
You were in the bathroom?
Yes, I was happy to have you take a picture of me. You are such a kind person.
Even though I'm in the bathroom...
Please come in!
Oh, Toba-kun!
I'm glad you came.
COUNTDOWN SUZY!
We will be drawing numbers about your private life.
If we get from 0 to 5, we will give you this.
Everyone gets one.
It will be a souvenir.
So, first...
Should I go first?
No lottery?
What is it?
At first...
There is no age?
There is no age.
It's my first time going to a famous place.
Are you going to a famous place?
I think you are very young.
Well, yes.
But it's okay.
It's okay.
There is no age.
It's my first time going to a famous place.
Age!
Yes!
Maruyama-kun!
Age!
I'm still young.
Age!
Oh, Roku-san!
Who is it?
Um, Matsutaira Ken-san.
Huh?!
Um...
While we were filming, there was like a castle near Toei.
Castle?!
Yes. Oh, it was after the castle.
After the castle.
While we were filming, he said, "Let's shake hands, hunter!" and activated it like a child's missile.
Oh!
Yes.
It was during the time of General Amarenbo.
That's right, that's right.
I see...
General Amarenbo...
I see...
It was probably in '99.
Who is this?
It's me, Takagi Boo-san.
What?!
It was either Ibusuki or somewhere else...
Ibusuki?!
Yes.
The drifters were filming or something like that.
Oh...
So I happened to be there too.
Oh, really?
Yes, in Ibusuki.
In Ibusuki...
Oh...
Then...
Which way do you want to go?
Then...
Both of you...
Let's go with Kamura-chan.
Kamura-chan, let's go with Kamura-san.
Yes.
Ibusuki.
Oh, that's good, that's good.
Ibusuki, Ibusuki...
Where? Who?
Um...
In Tokyo's Kichijoji...
Um...
Inogashira Park...
Riding a boat...
Um...
That's amazing!
Now...
Let's go with the next one!
Now...
This year's New Year's holiday...
Oh!
This year's New Year's holiday...
This year's holiday...
Yes!
This one!
Yes!
Oh, there were quite a few.
There were quite a few this year!
Yes...
Thank you!
Takashima-san...
There were quite a few.
I think there will be some someday.
Is Kamura going this way?
Which one are you going?
The two of you.
Then, um... Kamura-san...
Kamura-san!
Yes!
Eleven days!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Wow!
Eleven days!
Yes!
That's quite a lot.
This won't be enough.
It's forty-four!
Wow!
We need to make some adjustments!
Wow!
Then...
Let's go with part-time jobs!
Part-time jobs!
The number of part-time jobs you've had before!
Let's go!
Yes!
You have? I do!
What do you do?
I'm a bartender.
You're a bartender?
And I'm a carrier.
I'm a bartender at night and a carrier in the morning.
That's amazing.
That's amazing work.
I didn't have the money.
You don't, do you?
I do.
What?!
I'm a clerk at a clothing store and I'm a golf caddy.
What?!
It was tough.
That's amazing.
Customers get mad at me.
That's right.
Where are you going?
We're going to Seattle.
Yes!
Here it is.
What's going on?
I get fired in a month.
Why?
Because I suddenly got a job the day before.
If I say I can't go today, they say I don't have to come.
I get fired once a month.
I don't get fired for a month.
What's going on?
It's zero.
The number of similar celebrities is low.
Similar celebrities.
Here it is.
Ah! Three!
Three!
Here it is.
Ah! One!
Which one do you like?
I like the president of APPA HOTEL.
Chiratori!
What?
Zero!
You didn't eat the mochi!
That's right! I didn't eat the mochi!
But it was the eleventh day!
The number of mochi I ate this New Year's Eve!
It was mochi! It was mochi!
I don't know!
What is this?
It's amazing!
I got fired a lot!
Which one is the most memorable?
The most memorable one is...
At a bar, I even worked as a bar leader!
But I got fired!
What a shame!
How many partners did you have?
Fourteen!
You had a lot of partners!
Who do you look like?
Me? I think I look like Jun Kaname and Katsunori Takahashi.
And I have a wide forehead like Kosakai.
You have a wide forehead?
Yes, I had a wide forehead when I was little.
Really?
It's a drama, "Strawberry Night"
Yes, there is a special version of "Strawberry Night" called "Legend" at 9pm
It's a detective drama
What is "Legend"?
"Legend" is like re-editing
It's a saga about "Godfather"
Is it from 10pm?
Yes, it's from 10pm to 9pm every Tuesday
It's about a detective's daily life
What is this?
Tomorrow, at 6.30pm, there will be a "Strawberry Night" special
Please watch it!
How was your New Year's Day?
What did you do on New Year's Day?
I went back home and spent it with my mom, grandma and school teacher
Seriously?
Yes
I was in my room
Your room?
What did you do in your room?
In my room, I played a game called "Solitia"
It's boring
It's boring!
Is it always like that?
Yes, it is
My parents' house is close by and I thought I could go home right away but I ended up spending it at home
I didn't know about that game
Did you say "kiss" with your parents?
I only slept
Will you watch "Strawberry Night" as well?
Yes!