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Welcome.
Thank you.
Mr. Tamo, of course.
I'm half animated.
If I walk in the city, Tamori walks in it.
It's bad.
Speaking of which, it's been a year already.
Various things have happened during that time.
AKB is the only one that's selling.
Is it okay?
Mariko from above.
Why is there Scar?
Tamori from below.
Politics also has some problems, but...
There are a lot of problems.
I won't say who, but...
Ota from Bakusho.
I was looking at you from below!
That's terrible! Were you looking at me from below?
I was covering you from below!
The rehearsal was awful, and so was the show!
I don't know what I'm saying!
I sang Kimura's song in Take-chan.
I've been doing it for six months!
It's a hot topic now!
I won't say who it is, but it's expensive!
It's only two words spoken in the show!
It's terrible, isn't it?!
I didn't force you to come with me!
In one word, he's the most expensive!
I'm much more expensive, but in one word, he's the most expensive!
When I see him, I feel like I'm at a restaurant!
I didn't write anything about it, though!
Who's art is it? It's expensive!
It's terrible, isn't it?!
I haven't said the title of my segment since the show started!
Also, there are a lot of problems.
In terms of smartness, he's strong!
He's a gentle and nice young man,
but when it comes to G-Pans,
it's as if someone is attached to it!
My thoughts go first and my mouth can't reach it!
I attract customers to too many things!
G-Pans must be attached to it!
There are a lot of problems,
but if I say them one by one, it'll be too long!
I'd like to move on to the words of the Holy Book.
"God, please love this world as you have saved it!"
The words of Jesus Christ continue.
"Those who enter the path of God are more beautiful than those who enter an elephant!"
The Holy Book
It's about time for me to go behind you, too, Robert.
Let's go.
The first letter to Corinthians, chapter 3, verse 8 contains God's words.
"2011, you may laugh at me, but this year there have been a lot of things, but for now, let's go!"
"He's going to stop me, isn't he?!"
Thank you very much!
Next time, we're going to have a good-toned judges come to our show in Columbia.
And we're going to have a good-toned judges come to our show in Columbia.
Is there a reunion or something?
Yes, we're having a reunion!
What's with you? Your sushi is going to get wet!
What's up with you?
I haven't received my wages yet!
Go away!
He's kicking him out of the ring.
He's kicking me out of the ring.
You're the next candidate.
No, I'll do my best.
Are you going to watch the channel opening at 3 o'clock from now on?
Yes!
"Tappitsu-on" special with 3 people from 3 different schools!
"Tappitsu-on" special!
I hope you like it!
Thank you for having me!
Now, let me announce the topic!
Here it is!
"My Big News for 2011!"
I'm confident in it!
But before we have you write it down, let's have Tamori-san give you a sample!
There wasn't a big news, was there?
Amazing!
He's been walking around a lot of places again this year.
It's not much of a big deal.
This is the first time I've seen you write like that,
but the way you use the back of the brush is wonderful.
It's already shown in the handwriting.
Where you adjust the length of the brush when you write is wonderful.
Thank you.
This is a limited time, isn't it?
Yes, within 90 seconds!
Don't you think so, judges?
Are there any regular members who are particularly paying attention to today?
It's Tamo-san.
Oh, thank you.
Tamo-san, please say something.
Yes, I understand. Thank you very much.
And first of all, Tamo-san, please.
As expected of you, Tamori-san.
You've been doing this fun show for such a long time.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you.
Thank you for having me.
Is there anyone you are interested in today?
Thank you for inviting me to your show in the afternoon.
You and Mr. Tamori are wonderful, but I'm interested in Mr. Ohta.
Mr. Kojima is in his senior year, so I'm irritated.
I'm 39 years old, so it's a little early, but I'm interested in you.
What are you looking forward to today?
It's rare for me to see such gorgeous people in person.
I'm looking forward to it.
And we have Mr. Kansai Yamamoto. Thank you for coming.
Is there anyone you are interested in today?
Mr. Tamori and I are almost the same.
That means you are probably the oldest among us.
And if you ask me who I like, it's Mr. Becky.
I'm looking forward to it.
Everyone, I shouted and it's done, so let's take a look at it all at once.
The design is cool.
There's a lot of things.
What is "benki"?
What's wrong?
Benki? Benki? Benki?
Benki? Benki?
Benki?
It's a secret.
What happened?
I bought Benki for my dad for the first time.
Benki?
I bought a new one.
That's great.
So I wrote it as a souvenir.
That's great.
Thank you.
Benki?
Yes.
Is she using it?
Yes, she is.
That's good.
Matauchi, you don't have much presence.
That's true.
What is this?
People say I don't have much presence.
This year, I had my own location.
Even though I was there, as soon as Matauchi came back, the location reopened.
That's painful.
Even though I had it...
That's why you have presence.
That's why I made it my presence.
That's painful.
I will make it my presence next year.
I thought only I could see it.
Everyone can see it.
Did one of you have a fire?
Did you have a fire?
No.
On a certain show, I got involved with an otaku.
I ate a figure.
Just kidding.
I ate it.
When I ate it, the anime fans got angry and asked me to promote their blog.
But I don't have a blog.
Then, when I didn't know what to say, they asked me to promote Ousawa Akane's blog.
Usually, Ousawa Akane's blog has about 100 comments.
But his blog has about 10,000 comments.
But I didn't know how serious it was, so I got 10,000 comments.
Look at this.
I'm happy.
It's moving.
I'm happy.
What about you, Midori?
I collaborated with the singer Greensan and released a CD.
That's right.
I wanted to write it in English, so I wrote it in Japanese.
That's fashionable.
Greensan.
That's fashionable.
Is it okay?
It's okay!
You've seen it through?!
You're like "What about this conversation?"
I'll go back once, okay?
Oh my, the position of "smoke" is completely different, isn't it?
The position itself is different.
This is embarrassing.
I can't read it!
What is it?
If you write it like this, if you write it like this, below it is dirt.
It's dirt.
You noticed it well!
It doesn't dent.
Cat fight.
Cute!
Cat, cat, cat.
Ah, it came out.
You can talk proudly.
Really, our...
Cat and dog fight.
No, no, no.
Cat and dog.
Our uncle, Nene-chan and...
Shut up!
They are very, very close.
They are twins.
They are sisters.
They are very close.
Our uncle, who has never had a cat fight, once got angry at Nene-chan.
And Nene-chan got really, really angry.
And from there, for two days, she became jealous.
I don't know!
It's not my business!
For me, it's really...
I've never seen a father like you, father!
I don't care about it!
Stop it, you two!
In the middle of it, dad was born!
Wrong, wrong!
No, no, no! I saw a real dad!
A real dad!
Dad was always on live!
A real dad!
Angled!
Dad was always like that!
What, what?
No, my dad was always on live and he was angry!
That's right, that's right!
So, that was one of the reasons!
But, he was always behind you with a phone and all!
Always behind you!
Ehhhh!
Scary, scary!
No one would know!
Dad! Dad!
Sorry, it's kind of weird...
There's a lot of...
So, for this...
Sensei, best 5!
Let's open it up!
What happened to crows?
I moved.
I moved to a place with a wide balcony.
But crows came every night.
With trash.
Balcony is full of trash.
I was photographed in "weekly newspaper" on Friday.
That week, crows came down with trash.
Wow!
I thought it was big news.
So I went to crows.
Do you know about crows?
Crows are amazing.
Sensei, what do you think?
I don't know much about using brushes and balance.
But I like presence the most.
I like presence the most.
In that sense, I felt enthusiasm for this corner.
That's amazing.
Were you enthusiastic?
I was very enthusiastic.
Your teeth were sticking out.
My teeth were sticking out.
Your teeth were sticking out.
My teeth weren't sticking out like this.
4th place!
Sensei!
4th place is...
What happened?
What?
He's not an orphan.
An orphan?
He's not an orphan.
What's wrong with you?
He's an orphan, right?
What do you think of your own child?
He's not an orphan.
He's an orphan!
The child was born on June 6th, so...
That's amazing. He knew how old he was with his own mouth.
No, it's not like that.
I'm not that old.
You're about the same age as Nakaoka's dad, right?
No, we're not.
What kind of dad is he?
That's quite...
That's quite masculine.
Oh, is it?
That's quite masculine.
I think it's a completely different atmosphere if it's a daughter,
but it shows in his handwriting that he's a son.
Thank you.
This is great.
This is great!
This is the first time I've been chosen for this number competition.
This is great! What is it?
I can feel the pain.
It may be a coincidence, but the letters match the one that flew away first.
I see.
It looks like it hurts. It looks like it hurts.
This is a good letter.
It's a joint work.
This is a good letter.
If it hadn't flown away first, I might not have written like this.
I see.
It can't be.
Thank you very much.
What is it? What is it?
It's my first time. It's my first time.
I'm glad I wrote it in a hurry.
It's pretty good.
Now, there is only one person left.
Please do it again! Please do it again!
Do it! Do it!
Do it!
You were able to do it correctly.
You are the best among us.
Thank you very much!
There are many ways of expressing yourselves.
You were able to do it correctly.
Thank you! I'm happy! Thank you very much!
Becky can do anything.
That's not true! That's not true!
Wacky can do anything, but Becky can't do anything.
Wacky can't do anything?
Wacky's story is good, isn't it?
You are first place!
Thank you very much!
Please do it again!
Thank you very much!
What is evil power?
In Hokkaido, I was doing a program called "Takadoshi Farm".
There were fishermen and farmers there, and they seemed to have a lot of evil power.
I suggested a project to measure evil power.
I had various people measure evil power.
For example, a pitcher in Nipponham.
Then, 59kg.
The average is about 45kg.
Even baseball players measure 59kg.
There is a person who makes wheat.
When I measured him, he said 89kg.
So, I thought that people who work hard are the most trained.
He won!
That's a good story!
The lines are full of power.
This part is a worn line, but it's a line that's worn with a lot of power.
It's different from a line that's worn with less power.
It's very wonderful.
Taka-san, you're one step closer to becoming an M.J.P., but what do you think of the judges?
Taka-san, first of all, I think you're the best.
Did you have a show you were interested in?
The balance of 20 years of Katori-san is very happy.
SMAP's 20th anniversary, we'll continue to do our best!
We've decided on all five of you, but let's end with Billy!
You don't know anything about us!
You know...
Yamazaki-san's writing was wrong too...
This part...
It's like this...
It's like that!
It's not like that!
You don't know anything about us!
I forgot my age!
I'm going to do it anyway!
Yes, it's done.
It's okay, it's okay.
Now, all of these are regular cars.
Yes!
So, if you can turn the roulette and hit it, you can go to the Diotec Cup.
Yes!
That's good!
Are you happy?
Yes!
Then I will do it.
Do you want me to do it?
Please do it.
I will do it.
I will do it for sure.
Really?
The same person may hit twice.
I see.
I'm scared.
Let's start from me.
Let's do it!
I'm scared.
What is this? I don't know!
Everyone, we're going to do this.
I'm telling you on the phone.
What are you talking about?
You wanted to move a little bit earlier!
Sing a rap song!
Shall we do it for the fifth time?
Romantic!
What? What is it?
You don't know?
I'll make a fart sound.
Please be quiet.
A loud sound.
A thin sound.
A super thin sound.
Judge, judge, please.
Oh, he's done it.
Oh, it comes out one by one.
Half of it is fine, isn't it?
Let's go to the next one!
Here we go!
A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
H, I...
E, F, G...
It's hard to raise it.
Now, judge Noe-san, please give us your verdict!
I'll tell you everything!
Judge Shigeno sensei, please give your verdict!
(The winner is...Shigeno sensei!)
This is amazing!
Let's go!
I got it!
You got it?
Yes, I got it.
"Say normal things in the air that doesn't make noise"
What is it?
"Peel off an umbrella in the bath"
That's what you're doing right now!
That's right!
Let's ask the judge! Judge, please!
All right! Let's go!
There's a lot!
Okay!
Let me see one!
Okay!
Just one, please.
In no time!
My chin...
is like my butt!
Always butt! Always!
Always!
Hey, wear underpants!
What? No underpants!
I don't have underpants!
I'm not doing a live broadcast with my butt out!
No, you're not!
No, I'm not!
No, you're not!
It's too random, isn't it?
Okay, then...
No, you're not!
We're back with another special episode.
That's right.
The judges will be judging too.
Moki-san, how do you feel right now?
I'm so excited. I don't know what's going to happen.
Tama-san, you're doing it, right?
Huh?!
That's all I'm looking forward to.
I'm not doing it! I'm not doing it!
We're only watching you.
Please do that.
We're only watching you.
Most of it will be decided here.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Let's start with the opening act!
What is it?
Becky-san and Joshiana-san will do a collaboration with the real AKB members, Akimoto-san and Sashihara-san, for AKB48!
The song is "Everyday Kajusha"!
Here we go!
Everyone was like "bohan"!
Well then, let's continue!
Yes! Let's continue!
Are you okay?
Huh?
I thought you were Damp Matsumoto!
You held it well!
I'll do my best!
I want to show it to Lady Gaga!
Thank you very much!
Then, let's continue!
Yes! Here is the next one!
Katori Shingo and Yanagihara Kanako!
Mano Ashida and Fuku Suzuki!
The song is "Marumaru Mori Mori"!
What will happen to Kamen Rider Pizza?
No one knows who you are.
No. 1 and No. 2, Nadeshiko Japan's Sawa Homare will impersonate him. The song is "Kara no Go".
It was a terrible dance, but we practiced a lot.
That's right.
We practiced a lot.
You must be nervous.
We were nervous.
At first, everyone was laughing, but in the end, we had an unpleasant face.
That's right.
You can see it, can't you?
You can see it from between my hair.
That's unpleasant.
Thank you.
I'm Mita from Kaseifu.
Actually, I can move the screen!
Because it's a touch panel!
Hey, Mita-san, why don't you try it?
Roger that.
Go ahead and do it!
Wow, it changed!
How is it?
Amazing!
Isn't it great?
Right?
Hey, Mita-san, why don't you try it again?
Roger that.
No, one more time is not good, Mita-san.
One more time is definitely not good.
No, no, no!
It was really embarrassing, somehow.
Well, let's go to the next one.
Yes, the next one is this one!
"My beloved white group", Kusanagi Tsuneshi-san and Iitomo Regular's Yamasaki Hironari-san's impersonation!
The song is "Mr. Color"! Here you go!
White band! playing band "one" Akimoto Saeko!
Well, we were able to happily get married this year, but...
Well, we had many people celebrate with us, you know?
Well, you should say something, too!
How are you doing?!
I'm not doing well!
Why are you Antonio Inoki-san?!
Well, since you said I look like him...
You do look like him, but...
Well, but it really was a holy wedding!
Why is it Takeshi-san next?!
Well, with that said, let's go!
I don't like this wedding!
Uh, it's not a toast greeting, it's a pervert greeting!
I don't like this!
Uh, to get married...
You need three bags!
Uh, I'm one of them, too!
What an idiot!
I came all the way from Thailand!
What an idiot!
This is the man you see in the afternoon!
What an idiot!
Well, it's about time to make a vow.
The audience is surprised, too!
What an idiot!
Their faces are similar, but I don't know how to talk.
Thank you!
With Uchida Ieya and Kiki Kirin's monologue, the song is over.
First of all, I would like to apologize to the people of the world for causing you trouble.
Please forgive me for rock'n'roll.
And I'm sorry for you, Mr. Kirin.
Apologize to him yourself. You're over 70 years old, aren't you?
Shake it up, baby!
Apologize to him!
Rock and roller goes to a lock shop and breaks a key.
I'm doing something ridiculous.
Shake it up, baby!
It's ridiculous!
What are you talking about? Apologize to him!
I hope you'll do your best this year, Renho.
Renho? I don't care! How much do you like Renho?
Butterfly!
That's enough!
You look like him a little.
Nice to meet you, I'm Rock.
You look like him a little.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
The broadcast from here is provided by the sponsor you are watching.
Let's move on to the next one.
Here is the next one.
Shiratomi and Makao's battle.
Everyone, I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
Actually, there's something I have to tell you.
What is it?
Actually...
This is it.
I received an invitation letter from "Laughing Strings"
Did you win a prize?
No, I didn't win a prize.
The other day, "smap! smap! dance contest"
My chief producer saw it.
And he said, "Why don't you come to "smap! smap! dance contest"
No way! There's no way!
Anyway, let's go to Shinjuku Arata on December 28th.
Can we be on TV?
It's live.
I'll see you in Tamori.
This is not really like this!
It's not like this!
This is not like this at all.
No, no, no!
Although we laugh at our power of the Showa period...
We won't show you!
A bad guy came today, so ask him.
Is that so?
How many?
How many times do you want me to tell you?
How many?
Numbness.
Numbness?
I don't have any.
Let's hear from Kojima-san.
It's hard for me to say.
Are you thinking about it?
Yes, but there's a big difference in how you practice.
She's telling me that.
I'll do my best.
How about you, Yamamoto-san?
Kansai-san.
Can you say that later?
Right.
Not after you've seen it all.
I can't say that until you've seen it all.
It's my mistake. I'm sorry.
Let's move on.
Here's the next one.
The red team.
They got married this year.
They have children and are happy.
Koyuki-san and Ogura Tomoaki-san.
Here you go.
Let's talk.
Yes, yes, this summer orange and grapefruit...summer rain!
As usual, as usual, as usual, as usual...
Yes, yes, this long pear...long pear!
As usual...as usual...as usual...as usual...teach!
Ah, I'm glad, really. Um...I was worried about you, but...
Your eyes are too powerful, Toyuki-san.
I don't want to talk.
You don't want to talk, do you?
Thank you very much!
Now, let's continue.
Yes, you really did a good job!
Shirogumi, Sekine Tsutomu-san, Kaiwa Yuzo-san, Kimi to Itsumademo no Kaifuta de, Aruta to Itsumademo no Kaifuta de,
I'll make you laugh again tomorrow.
I'll keep coming back for you until I die.
Is that okay, Mr. Otamori?
I'm one year younger than you, Mr. Otamori, but I'm a little embarrassed to say that I'm younger than you now.
This is the announcement of "Most Hardworking Player" MGP, which made "Most Hardworking Player" so popular.
Let's look at the top three.
Here it is.
First of all, the fifth place.
What? Are you dancing alone?
No, I'm with you all.
Really? Thank you very much.
I'm very happy.
Thank you very much.
There is a punishment game that will never be forgotten.
There is an interesting saying.
Everyone, this is it!
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