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Today, my junior is coming from Indonesia!
Excuse me!
AKB48's Indonesian version of JKT48!
Wednesday at 8pm!
Let's take a picture!
Mountain Dew guests will take 3 pictures of idols they want to be.
Who will it be?
Who will it be today?
Who was it last week?
Nishino! King Kong's Nishino!
I knew it right away!
She was quite pretty.
It was King Kong's Nishino.
It's nostalgic.
Nostalgic?
It was a week ago.
Let's go!
The first picture!
Sky!
Let's say the theme at the same time.
MOLTA!
Get up! Get up!
Get up!
Get up, really!
This is real!
Why are you laughing?
Your face is a little...
My face?
I've seen you before!
Your face...
I know who you are!
What?!
Juniors are always fast!
I know! I know!
Juniors are cheating! Aren't you being taught?
Correct!
That's not it. It's not a transfer.
I know what it is.
I think it's an eye.
It's an eye.
An eye?
Does anyone know?
I don't know.
Oh, there's one person.
World!
No, I don't know.
I don't know if it's right or not.
Then let's announce it to the audience.
Actually, it's like this.
Do you all love it?
I love it!
No, no, no, no. It's not like that.
You saw his reaction, didn't you?
No, no. His reaction was good, but...
Everyone was saying it's not like that.
It's not like that!
What? Which one is it?
I don't know at all.
I don't know if it's popular or not.
It's popular.
It's popular?
Yes.
Why?
Maybe he was just saying it's not like that.
You're a patient!
You're deceiving me!
It's not like that!
You don't do things like this!
That's right.
I do a lot of things.
What?
I do a lot of things.
Do you say "patient" at a time like this?
Why do you trust me?
I didn't say "patient".
You did! You did!
I said "patient".
I don't know anything.
You're a patient.
I don't know.
You don't know at all?
I don't know.
You don't know at all?
But you know a lot.
He's a man.
But his eyes...
His eyes?
His eyes are his eyes.
His eyes and legs are a hint.
Legs?
His legs are pretty.
His legs are really pretty.
His legs are pretty.
His style is good.
Style.
His style is good.
He's a pretty nice buddy.
The second one...
Can you guess the second one?
The second one...
Ah, the second one...
I know this one.
You know it?
Yes.
He's cuter than I thought.
He's cuter.
I know it, but...
I don't know it at all.
Ah, you're right.
You're right.
Alas.
You're talking to yourself.
Alas. Alas.
Sakurai!
What is it, Sakurai?
There's no way it's coming!
Alas!
There's no way it's coming!
Alas!
What are you saying?
Don't you say "alas"?
I'm not saying it.
You're talking to yourself.
Alas!
Don't you know what "alas" means?
It's not "zashiki alas", it's "total".
Then you'll be more surprised.
There's a lot of "zashiki alas" like this.
"Zashiki alas" is common.
Let me say the answer.
What is it?
"Fuka"!
That's not it.
"Fuka"?
That's not it.
I've heard it before.
It's like "tsuburo no niwa".
You don't say it that many times.
No, no.
"Nawa" is different.
"Tsuburo no niwa"?
You don't know?
Is it from Kansai?
No, it's not from Kansai.
It's not from Kansai.
Are you a comedian?
I'm not a comedian.
You're not a comedian.
I know what it is!
This is like "osuberi".
We don't know what this person does.
We don't know.
Yes, yes, yes.
He does a lot of things.
I know.
That's correct!
I don't know if Kinto is not an entertainer.
I know.
It's not an entertainer.
It might not be an entertainer.
I don't know.
It's not an entertainer.
It's not an entertainer!
I know!
"Every Hour".
"Every Hour"!
That's correct!
29 years old.
You're still in your 20s!
I thought you were over 30.
You're still in your 20s.
87769 years old.
Miyagi Prefecture.
That's rare.
You don't know?
"News"?
"News"!
If you said "news", you wouldn't write "news", would you?
I want that.
"Recently..."
If you didn't know this...
I didn't know! "Recently..." came up a lot.
It's a luxury.
Luxury!
Can I ask you a question?
Of course.
Have we met before?
Of course we have.
Nice to meet you.
We've met many times and we often eat together.
I know! I know!
That's correct!
You're still in your 20s!
I don't know even if you say it!
But you can't blame me if you don't know!
I didn't know.
Did you translate it for me?
Is it strange to see me like this?
No, it's not like that.
I know!
Zakiyama-san!
The correct answer is...
It's not Shiroto-san!
It's Joshi-pro, right?
No, it's not.
It's not Dr. Akira-san.
But you're getting prettier.
You're getting prettier.
Your legs are getting prettier.
I'm wearing a tights right now.
But during the shoot, the cameraman kept saying "you're getting prettier"
and I kept going in.
I took hundreds of photos.
Ramen is handsome?
Do you think I'll become a pick-up man?
Ramen is handsome?
Do you think I'll become a pick-up man?
And with that, today's show...
"Laugh and Be Happy" is brought to you by these sponsors.
The quiz is going to be covered in this show, so you three, Jijia-san and Tamuri-san and Omoto-san, please tell us the answer of the quiz.
Only one of you is going to say the correct answer. The rest of you are going to tell a big lie.
It's not a lie.
No, it's not.
That's a business name.
Shut up! That's a different show!
So, please discuss and tell us the correct answer.
Today, we have guests who will challenge the quiz with us.
2700 people!
Then, please listen to a nice song.
Look at my right elbow, left elbow alternately.
Look at my shoes, look at my ankles, look at my knees, look at my thighs.
Look at my waist, look at my armpits, look at my chest, look at my shoulders.
Look at my right elbow, left elbow alternately.
You've seen it, haven't you?
Yes.
I know what you mean.
Then, I will give you the first correct answer.
Yes, please say it.
Here it is.
The answer is...
A big hit that a square nightstand sells 30,000 units a year.
What is the reason for it?
I've never seen it before.
This time, with this nightstand, we would like you to give us the answer.
Yes, a square nightstand.
This is a big hit.
A square nightstand.
I've never seen it before.
Then, dear sheep, the answer is written here.
Please open it.
It's not that sheep.
I see.
This is the answer.
Who is it? Please tell me the truth.
Yes, sir.
The answer is this.
Then, we will announce the answer to three liar sheep.
First, junior sheep.
Sheep junior.
Miss.
Yes.
This nightstand...
Why was it sold 30,000 units a year?
If we put it in "ih"...
It's different now.
If we put it in "ih"...
It's different now.
"ih", "ih".
If we put it in "ih"...
It's wide.
Heat conduction is faster than a normal nightstand.
I see.
It boils twice or three times faster.
I see.
Then...
- I see. - Oh!
- It's fast. Footwork is fast. - That's right.
- This is ideal. - How about you?
- This may be the right answer. - I see.
- Let me ask you for a moment. - Let me ask you for a moment.
- Let me ask you for a moment. - Let me ask you for a moment, sir.
- Your condition is... - Your character is...
- Your character is... - Your character is...
- What kind of face should I make at this time?
- Let's go. - May I say it?
- Yes, please. - Then, Mr. Tamori, please.
- No, no, it's not like that.
- Why? Why is Masayuki Suzuki going crazy?
- It's my boob. - It's my boob.
- It's my boob now. - Karaoke with a couple of people.
- Karaoke with a couple of people. - A song at a gate.
- This song isn't a duet. Just do it now.
- Uh, I'm blind.
- If you think about it, you know why you're blind.
- Your posture is... - You're sitting...
- This makes you go crazy, right?
- Because you're blind,
- after you make you go crazy, you may freeze in an frozen room.
- Ah!
- Huh?
- As if you can't do it. - As if it's impossible.
What's wrong?
You!
She laughed a lot.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Ma'am.
We have a custodian of yours.
She doesn't have a face at all.
I see.
So it's easy to put it in the fridge, right?
That's right.
It's low.
It's not higher than a circle.
That's right.
It's like a pattern.
Okay, then.
Ota Sheep.
Okay.
This is actually a great invention.
You boil water, right?
After you boil water...
After.
Right?
It's not "right?"
It's a co-creator.
It becomes an iron!
What?
No, no, no.
What?
That's not...
You're lying!
You're still...
What are you talking about?
You're still lying!
I've never lied in my life!
If this is a lie, I will quit this job!
And I will not take orders like "laugh"
But it's not a lie, it's a metaphor.
What do you think, Kano?
I think you can use a round iron in a fridge.
It's easier for heat to go through because it's low.
If it's round, you can use it too.
But if it's round, you can't use it.
What about the back?
The back is like this.
But you can use it in a fridge.
You can use it like that?
It's difficult.
But you can use it like this.
Yamori.
It's been a while.
Now, then.
Ms. Sashiko.
Is it "tamori shitsuji" or "moritai shitsuji" or "outai shitsuji" which is the answer?
Please show me the answer "y".
The correct answer is "tamori shitsuji".
Please show me.
I told you!
Is it the correct answer?
The correct answer is "tamori shitsuji".
It's a lie. It's a lie. Do you understand?
It's a lie. It's a lie.
It's true that you can do it with gas.
That's right. You can do it with gas.
That's amazing.
I did it.
I see.
You did a good job.
That's amazing.
Then let's move on to the next question.
Saburo Kitajima, who is the most frequent guest of "Kohaku Itagasen",
used to be a comedian before his debut as a singer.
What was his stage name at that time?
This is...
This is amazing.
No, this is not a lie.
This is a lie.
This is true.
Is that a lie?
If this is a lie, what should we answer?
I heard that this is actually the case.
I didn't know that.
What kind of joke is that?
Isn't it a joke made with a fist?
No, I never do that.
A joke made with a fist.
Now, everyone, please think of a stage name.
You know the correct answer, right?
We know it!
Yes, we wrote the correct answer.
Everyone wrote the correct answer.
Both of you, please write a lie.
Now, are you ready?
Let's start with Junior Sheep.
He was a comedian.
Yes, we wrote it.
Saburo Kitajima.
Yes.
In other words, his stage name is...
"Ikameshi Champion".
It's not like that!
"Ikameshi Champion".
It's a lie, right?
It's a lie.
I don't know what it means.
It's a comedian.
Is there a reason for "Ikameshi Champion"?
It's because he's from Hakodate.
He's from Hakodate.
He's a specialty.
You can't imagine it from Kitajima-san's point of view.
He's a comedy entertainer.
"Ikameshi-chan"
The description is a little different.
"Morita Sheep"
"Ikameshi-chan"
He's not a comedy entertainer.
I see.
He's in a duo.
Duo?
So it's a comedy.
"Kitaguni Arashi Fubuki"
It sounds like him!
Which one is it? Arashi-san or Fubuki-san?
Fubuki-san!
What kind of person was Arashi-san?
Arashi-san used to be a fisherman.
Oh, he was a fisherman?
He stopped fishing a long time ago.
He's still a fisherman.
"Kitaguni Arashi Fubuki"
What do you think, Miss Sashiko?
I think this one is more realistic.
It's Arashi Fubuki-san, right?
Arashi Fubuki-san.
So far, it's Fubuki-san.
"Tamori Sheep"
Don't forget to say "Tamori-san".
"Tamori Sheep"
Yes.
"Tamori Sheep"
That's not it.
"Tamori Sheep"
Don't do it in real life!
"Tamori Sheep"
As "Tamori Sheep" said,
it's a combination of comedy and comedy.
But the name of the game is different.
Please say the name of the game.
It's "Gelpin Chinta Ponta".
Can you say it again?
It's "Gelpin Chinta Ponta".
Which one is "Chinta Ponta"?
It's "Gelpin Chinta Ponta".
It's a live broadcast. Please be careful.
It's "Gelpin Chinta Ponta".
Is it correct?
It's correct.
It's "Gelpin Chinta Ponta".
What is "Gelpin Chinta Ponta"?
Is it in Hokkaido?
It's "Gelpin Chinta Ponta".
I can't decide it alone.
Juniors are good at lying.
At first, they pretended to be panic.
But, we were fooled by it last time.
It's like "Ura no Ura".
It's too realistic.
It's like "Ura no Ura".
It's like "Tonton Tsu".
It's innovative.
It's not "Tonton Tsu".
It's "Chinta Ponta".
Hurry up!
Who is telling the truth?
It's "Gelpin Chinta Ponta".
That was brilliant!
"Irie's news" "5000 friends" "Irie's irresponsible"
Irie-san will tell us about other entertainment that can't be told on other wide shows
Let's call them in!
Irie Cap!
Nice to meet you.
There's a lot of people here today.
There's a lot of things.
Don't call me little, I say it all the time.
I'm small, right?
Today, we're going to scoop up the bad sides of sports players.
That's right, we're athletes.
There's a lot of sports players.
Do you have friends from different genres?
Yes, we do.
Soccer, baseball...
What do you think about sports players?
Sports players are pretty fashionable.
I don't know about you, but...
There's a big gap between sports players and athletes.
It's fun to see that gap.
It's like, "Wow, he's fashionable!"
It's amazing.
Irie-san, you have a little nosebleed, don't you?
Yes, I do have a little nosebleed.
By the way, do you have any information about today's members?
Today's members are...
Kano-kun!
This year's New Year's...
Kano-kun happened to come to the hot spring I went to.
To Gero Hot Spring.
I went to Gero Hot Spring with my girlfriend.
I thought I could do it in secret, but...
Irie-san was filming in the hot spring.
No matter where we went or what we ate, we were filming.
So we were sneaking around.
He was doing "kya-kya" at the game center.
That person is...
Konya-kun.
Whether it's true or not doesn't matter.
It's true!
Let's look at today's news.
Here it is.
On December 14th...
At a birthday party for women's top athletes...
Members sent a touching birthday cake.
Members who weren't careful gathered...
At a birthday party for women's top athletes...
Were you friends with her?
Yes, we were friends.
Where did you meet her?
A friend of mine introduced me to her.
Why did you introduce me to her?
Sakura-chan happened to be there.
I'm sure she's there.
Is it okay for me to go there on my birthday?
Did she invite you?
Yes, she did.
In 2009,
even though she was a top athlete,
her appearance was
like an ordinary 20-year-old girl.
I know what you mean.
She must have been like that.
She wore fashionable clothes.
Athletes have a wide field of vision.
That's why they can see you
when you're drinking something.
Because you're an athlete.
Yes.
You're just being careful.
No, no.
It's not because you have a wide field of vision.
It's because you're an athlete.
Everyone, please drink something.
Do you have a wide field of vision?
No, no.
For example,
even young comedians have wide field of vision.
No, it's because you're an athlete.
It's because you're an athlete.
So,
even if you know a serious question,
it doesn't matter.
Sawa-san is a wonderful person.
If you go out with her,
what will you do?
It's like a middle-aged girls' meeting.
It will be very exciting.
That's right.
There are a lot of stories about girls.
Sawa-san and I have known each other for a long time.
We know that information.
That's right.
Don't go out with her.
It's impossible, impossible, impossible.
It's like that.
That's bad.
In the meantime,
we have prepared a birthday cake for you.
When you see the shape of it, you will be surprised.
That is,
a golf club-shaped birthday cake.
It's amazing.
This is a golf club.
It's a golf club.
There is also a bunker and a pond.
It's amazing.
It's really...
It's amazing.
It's a wonderful cake.
It's really delicious.
It's delicious.
Yes.
Sawa-san, what do you think?
Is there anyone who went to celebrity's birthday party?
There's no one.
I went to Misono-chan's birthday party once.
As a guest, Kumi Koda sang "Happy Birthday".
And at the end, Sayo Kokusho-san seemed to get along well.
At the end, she wore a sailor's uniform and sang without taking it off.
And at the end, she got home in a limousine.
How luxurious!
How about you, Roger?
Last year, around the end of last year,
we went to Takenaka Naoto-san's house and his daughter's birthday party.
As a fan?
Yes, we like them.
They made us do jokes.
Was it luxurious?
It was luxurious.
We also went to Tamaki Hiroshi-san's house.
Tamaki?
Yes, Tamaki Hiroshi-san's house.
Now, let's move on.
What made Ozeki the happiest about joining Ozeki's birthday party
is that in September of this year, Ozeki was promoted to Koto Shogi.
How is it going?
Recently, yes, it's a match.
That's amazing!
That's right.
There are a lot of sports.
There are a lot of coaches.
The other day, Ozeki introduced a Taiwanese artist.
It was very moving.
Because he wanted to thank them, on the 15th, on Thursday,
he went to Shabu-shabu restaurant in Tamei-ode.
Who did you introduce?
There is a musician called E.T. King.
Ozeki listened to E.T. King and got excited and became Ozeki.
Until now, he said he was the singer he wanted to meet the most.
I said, "I have a friend. If you don't mind, I'll introduce you."
Then, he said he wanted to thank me.
Then, he took me to Shabu-shabu.
When Ozeki couldn't drink alcohol, he drank oolong tea and had Shabu-shabu for 30 people!
30 people!
That's really fast! He took the meat right away!
Now, if you thought his mission was noodles or water, you were wrong!
As expected of a chef!
If you move even a little further, you will see the service spirit of Ozeki!
He went to Udezumo with all of the customers who came to the store!
And on Saturday the 17th, did you go to Ozeki's New Year's party?
I went too!
And you got it, right?
I got it! I got it from Ozeki!
Wow!
That's amazing!
I got it just for me!
Wow!
That's amazing!
It was amazing!
If you look at the venue, you can see Koto-shu, Kise-no-sato, Kai-o, Mori-mo-no-shu-shou, Taka-no-iri, Otamu-bou-eina and gorgeous members!
It's amazing!
Once again, I can feel that Ozeki is a great business!
Lastly, Irie-san said "What made you happy about Ozeki?"
Yes!
Now, what did she say?
She said she was happy about privileges that only Ozeki can have!
Privileges that only Ozeki can have!
There must be a lot of things!
There must be!
There must be rules or something like that!
Yes, Sashiko.
You can get a lot of money.
What?
Yes, Kano.
You can love freely.
I see.
That's wrong.
Yes, Tsune.
When you win a match, you can put your heart on it.
That's too small.
Don't use your elbow!
Yes, Oto.
You can't fall down.
You can't collapse.
Yes, Gara.
That's wrong.
You can collapse.
That's too serious.
Airplane is first class.
I see.
Yes, Yasushiba.
You can talk to me in private.
You can talk to me when you're sick.
The answer is...
When you can park your car in public parking lot, you're happy and you can talk a lot.
You said it's status.
What else?
Coin parking.
Yes, you can coin parking.
Now, aim for 50.
20 points.
This is difficult.
It's full points.
2007!
Yes, December 28th, at Shibuya Works, we will have an event where 50 young people called "ying" will appear.
Please look forward to it!
"Bakusho Mondai Honmou Choushin"
Yes, the first volume of "Bakusho Mondai Honmou Choushin".
"Bakusho Mondai Honmou Choushin" is all about manzai.
It's all about manzai.
We made "Choushin Club" into manzai.
Yes, Ota-san wrote it all.
Why are you so happy about yesterday?
We are looking for special guests for winter holidays, "Sokkuri-san Carnival" in winter, and "Sokkuri-san Famous Person" in summer.
We are waiting for you!
Today's ending guest is "jegi-t48".