AISubs v3.8.2
[Japanese and Korean]
Isn't this good?
It's similar!
This is a bit similar.
No, you're in the way!
You're in the way!
This is a bit similar.
The eyes are similar.
This is a bit...
It's too hidden, so I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just a little worried about this part.
Where?
Why is it all blocked?
It's definitely a high probability.
There's a certain degree of...
No way, there's Tomokazu...
There's no Tomokazu!
There's no way he'd do that!
I'll do it.
He definitely won't say "it's me".
What?
This is...
Why?
You always pay attention, don't you?
I do, but I don't think about it.
You always pay attention, don't you?
I do, but I don't think about it.
You pay attention for about 40 minutes, don't you?
That's most of it.
I'm sure you all know about it.
We know about it.
Let me announce it for the audience only.
It's this.
Good reaction, Arakura-san.
This week's reaction award goes to "Today's Guest"!
Wonderful!
Without any rehearsal!
This week's reaction award doesn't exist!
It doesn't exist!
Ah, I see! It's decided on Friday!
No, no, it doesn't exist!
It doesn't exist!
I don't know!
It doesn't seem like a joke!
It's not a joke, right?!
It's not a joke?
There's this happy feeling about it.
It's not a joke, right?!
You're not going to be a popular word!
It's a limited word, "it's not a joke", "right?" is the only thing it expects.
It's not like that.
Eh?!
It's not a joke?!
Nine-Nine pose.
He's surprisingly good-looking, right?
He's good-looking!
"It's not a joke?"
He's nodding his head in embarrassment.
You're not handsome, but you're not funny?
What?
Nothing.
There are people like personality actors.
Personality actors.
How about the second one?
I don't do it much for the second one.
Wait a minute, for the second one...
Ah, for the second one...
Ah, let's not do it.
Let's not do it?
Let's not do it.
It's pretty hard, isn't it?
Let's not do it.
But it's a special second one for you.
It's not special.
It's a special second one for you.
Let's see.
Ah!
This is similar.
Ah, this is similar.
This is similar.
This is not similar at all.
I don't know.
I will give you the most important thing of a girl.
What?
The most important thing of a girl.
If I say it, who is it?
What?
Is it a hint?
Isn't it a song? Isn't it Momoi's song?
It's a hint.
Isn't it a hint?
It's a hint.
It's not a hint at all.
But it's something I've seen before.
I've definitely seen it before.
You've seen it before?
This one, this one, this one. It's shown a lot.
It's shown more than this one.
Mysterious eyes.
I've seen it before.
It hides its mouth really well, doesn't it?
I know!
If you don't hide your mouth, you'll know.
You'll know for sure.
I know!
What?
It's completely different.
Your voice is out of tune.
This one doesn't show up!
I know!
Yanagi-san?
It doesn't show up!
Excuse me, may I ask you something?
No, I...
Have you seen it before?
Ask her.
Have you seen it before?
Ah, I have seen it before.
I love you many times.
What is she saying?
What is it?
She's surprisingly sharp.
Many times?
Have you met Seiji?
I have met Seiji many times.
Many times?
Yoshimoto-style?
No, it doesn't seem like a laughing matter.
It doesn't seem like a laughing matter.
Have you met Sashiko?
Ah, have you met Sashiko?
I have met her many times.
Many times?
What is it?
She's surprisingly sharp.
What is it?
I am a comedian.
A comedian?
What is a comedian?
Eh, are you a comedian?
I don't think I am a comedian.
You don't think so?
Eh?
You think so?
Are you a comedian?
No, we are a duo.
A duo?
A perfect duo.
Ah, I'm sorry.
We are perfectly comedians.
Eh?
Eh, comedians?
This show doesn't have a good position.
Are you a comedian?
Waiting for dawn at sightseeing spot.
What do you mean?
What kind of feeling is this?
Profile. Profile.
Ah, you're young.
I feel like I'm turning 29 soon.
928299.
So close!
This is not well-known.
Not well-known?
This atmosphere doesn't exist.
Eh?!
This atmosphere doesn't exist in general.
Eh?!
So you don't speak Kansai dialect?
Ah, that's what you mean.
I don't speak Kansai dialect.
You don't speak Kansai dialect?
I don't speak Kansai dialect.
Hm?
No, no.
When you answer, you go in and raise your hand. That's not the rule.
If I raise my hand, what do you think will happen?
That's what you were doing.
Again, again, again!
No, it's not like that!
Come here, young man!
No, not over here.
You're messing with me again.
No, no.
Over here.
Correct.
Wow!
I'm sure of it.
I don't know Osaka well.
I don't have Osaka's image.
Are you a manzai poet?
Combination, right?
Is it bad to do manzai in combination?
No, no.
I think you are a person who does comedy.
I have comedy eyes.
To be honest, I'm in a club.
I'm in a club.
What does it matter?
I got it.
Thank you.
This is pretty famous.
Famous?
This is pretty famous.
Oh, I know!
What?
You were about to say it.
Yes, I was about to say it.
You were about to say it.
You said "I know, fire?"
Huh?
I thought you were changing it.
Who said it?
What did you change?
"Far away world."
See? See? I know!
Shall we go to the third one?
Who is it?
Wait a minute, who is this guy?
I got it, I got it.
Let's do it one more time.
Let's do it together. One, two...
Accha!
Go!
I painted it and let it fly in the light.
That's amazing!
But still, this one has too many features.
At first, I wanted to hide it a little.
"A little more, a little more," I said and half of my face was hidden.
What is it?
It's a partner, it's a partner!
Accha and Zerga will release it together.
Thank you very much for today!
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"Junior"!
Entertainment news you can't hear anywhere else.
"Tomodachi no Zenri", "Irie no Irispo"!
Today, Irie will tell you the latest news that can't be told on a wide show.
You can do it, junior! Junior! You can do it!
Why are you suddenly calling me "junior"?
Now, let's get started. "Irie Camp"!
So, Irie-san, how was your week?
You ate with Masuda-kun from "News".
Is he your friend?
Did you eat with Masuda-kun from "News"?
He's called "Massu".
When I called him, he happened to be in Harajuku.
I told him to eat with me and we ate together.
Did you call Irie-san?
Yes, I asked him what he was up to.
While we were eating, we asked each other what we should do.
You asked Irie-san?
Yes, I asked him what we should do.
"Massu" is also touring with Tego-masu now.
First of all, Irie-san, you should fix your bow tie.
"Massu" is...
While we were eating, a fan noticed me and said, "Excuse me, you're Tegoshi-kun, right?"
"You often make mistakes like that", "Massu" said.
When I realized it, he said, "You're Kariteka, right?"
Kariteka?
It's not Karateka, it's Kariteka.
He misunderstood me a lot, but it happens a lot.
On the contrary, you look like Gakiteka.
"Massu" and "Tsukino" are also...
What?
Kazama-kun and Kinpa-san...
Two days, right?
Two days, it's Johnny Two Days.
What did you eat with Kazama-san?
It's not Johnny-san.
Oto-san, do your best!
- I'll do my best! - Thank you.
- I'm going to eat now. - I'll do my best!
- Are you friends? - Kazama-kun and I have known each other for a long time.
- I usually like him. - You usually like him?
- You usually like him? - I usually like him.
- Are you all close with Johnny's? Or who else is close with you?
- I was introduced to Kazama-kun by Kiss My Foot's Kitayama-kun before his debut.
- What about Noonboys? - Noonboys...
- Lately, I've been able to speak Tamego. - Tamego is really good.
- Finally, on December 3rd, 5,000 people asked you to be their friends on Facebook.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- That's amazing! - 5,000 people were your maximum.
- My maximum was 5,000 people. - What happens when you reach 5,000 people?
- I can't ask you to be my friends anymore. - I see.
- It's like a cancel match. - What?
- My friends are waiting for me. - Cancel match legend.
- Some people leave you. - No one has left me yet.
- How many people want you to be their friends? - About 1,000 people.
- 1,000 people are waiting for you. - Because there are 5,000 people,
- you can get a lot of information. - That's amazing!
- For example, what information do you get from these members?
- This time, 5,000 friends came to Fujimori-san. - Fujimori-san?
- Do you know Fujimori-san? - Fujimori-san's information came in.
- Yes. - About 3 years ago, Fujimori-san went to Australia for a location shoot.
- Yes, I went. - After the location shoot, he went to a place where there are many ladies at night.
- That's amazing! - He went to Australia.
Fujimori-san went out with him and apparently he got drunk.
Fujimori-kun went to the bar and got drunk.
Are you Japanese?
Yes, I'm Japanese.
Did you say "walking holiday"?
Walk! Walk! Walk!
Walk properly!
Why are you taking a walk?
And apparently he got drunk.
At the time, it wasn't confirmed if he was a character from "Charrow".
He said that he got really drunk.
- That's impossible! - And apparently he got worshipped.
- Worshipped? - Worshipped!
- Do you remember? - Of course I remember!
- You remember, don't you? - Yes, I remember!
- Because you're cute? - Because I'm cute and I wanted to go on a date.
- And you went to Australia? - Walking holiday...
Walk!
That kind of information is true, but there is a possibility that our information will also enter your house.
- It will enter your house. - It's scary, isn't it?
The information you see will immediately enter your house.
- What?! - Scary!
Ota-san definitely won't do it! It's okay!
- I'll go home right away! - I'll also go for a walk!
That kind of information...
But the news we have prepared for you today is...
This is it.
- A big actress with a figure other than "n". - "n"?
- "n"? - Now...
- Speaking of "meltomo" of "Ideagab"... - Yes.
"jizui bingo" and "wangi mongi babies" and "saka ganbatte kudasai"
- "nagatomo-san"... - That's amazing!
- That kind of relationship... - It's like "sosotanome".
Yes, like "saka ganbatte kudasai" and "nagatomo-san"...
- "nagatomo-san"... - "saka ganbatte kudasai"
- It's rare for "nagatomo-san" to use his hands. - Yes, that's right!
- It happens! - It happens!
That kind of member...
And...
This one!
- Seriously?! - It's "akamai"!
- We met behind your back. - Yes.
- Real friends? - Yes, real friends.
- One day, you sent an invitation email. - Yes.
- Did Irie send it? - I was drinking and got a little tipsy.
- He said, "Why don't you go ahead and invite me?" - Oh!
- He said, "Why don't you go ahead and invite me?" - Yes, "why don't you go ahead and invite me?"
- He sent you an email. - Yes.
- The reply email was as follows...
- "Leave me alone! I'm working! I'm busy!" - Irie!
- He got really mad and came back. - He got really mad and came back.
- And then...
- He got really mad and called you right away. - Yes.
- He said, "I'm sorry." - Yes.
- It was too soon. - Yes.
- But you're not mad! You read that email properly! - What?!
- What? - What's going on?
- I wonder what's going on!
- Then, he checked the reply email and scrolled down.
- Here it is!
- "Just kidding!"
- He laughed and invited you. He said, "I'm happy! Thank you!"
- That's the kind of funny email he sent you. - Wow!
- It was at the bottom of the list, so it just came to me.
- It just came to you!
- You'll get in trouble for this!
- How was it? - How was it?
- I still keep my SD cards.
- He's a really nice person. - Yes.
- He's a funny guy. - He's a funny guy.
- He's cute. - Yes.
- Now, here's the next one.
- "Darts expert discovered."
- The truth is...
- Yes.
- When I went to a darts bar with my friend, we discovered something amazing.
- If you look at who's throwing the darts...
- It's the youngster who hits the target.
- Yes.
- He's like, "Boom! Boom!" and hits the bullseye.
- In the middle. - In the middle.
- Yes. If you look for who it is...
- It's the son of a world-famous star.
- What? - What?
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- The son of a world-famous star is...
- Jackie Chan!
- That's amazing!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- Do you know who Jackie Chan is?
- Do you know who Jackie Chan is? - I asked him.
- I asked him. - You asked him?
- If you asked me who he is...
- I'd say it's Jackie's son.
- Jackie? - Yes.
- His face was similar to my dad's. - Similar? - Yes.
- His athleticism... - It was amazing. - He's in Japan. - I was surprised. - In Japan? - In Japan? - No, in Japan.
- It seemed like he came to Japan for fun. - He was really good at darts. - It wasn't Friend Park. - It wasn't Friend Park. - It wasn't Friend Park. - It wasn't a studio. - It wasn't a studio.
- We have a question for you. - Yes.
Before the show started, there was information that there was someone sitting in the audience seat.
- And that person is... - What? - Seriously? - What is it? - I'm watching? - I'm watching? - I'm watching?
- The young entertainers are excited and finally the show starts. - But! - A big incident happened. - A big incident? - A big incident? - What kind of big incident happened? - A big incident? - A big incident? - A big incident? - Everyone
please write it down.
- When was this? - A year ago. - A year ago? - Mr. Ichiro came to see "Luminetta Yoshimoto". - Really? - Yes. - It seems like he came many times. - Yes.
- Mr. Ichiro likes comedy. - Yes. - Yes
Mr. Nagao? - I think so but... - Yes
yes. - I think it will be like this. - Yes. - Only Mr. Ichiro will look at the audience. - I see!
- You're looking at me instead of the stage. - Mr. Ichiro... - I see
it's not like that. - Mr. Tanaka? - On the contrary... - Yes? - Even if Mr. Ichiro is talking about comedy on stage... - I see
it's not like that. - Mr. Ichiro is... - Yes
Mr. Oto? - Yes.
- He comes to Nabezune and the performance doesn't stop. - Even if you don't ask me
I won't stop the performance. I will deliver it. - Yes! - Mr. Ichiro's speed of throwing ohideri on stage is amazing. - I see. - It's black
so it's amazing. - It's like a laser beam. - A laser. - It hits you. - It hits to the point where it bounces. - Here we go again. - Mr. Ichiro is for some reason
only laughing at the last story! - I see. - He's in shock. - I see. - Mr. Kamio? - Yes? - Yes. - Mr. Kamio? - Yes. - Yes. - Mr. Kamio? - Yes. - Mr. Kamio? - Yes. - Mr. Kamio? - Yes. - Mr. Kamio? - Yes. - Mr. Kamio? - Yes. - Mr. Kamio?
- What would Ichiro do if he came? - Yes. - Mr. Ichiro does an impersonation
but no one resembles him! - I see. - Mr. entertainer. - Mr. Tamuro? - Mr. Ichiro started to slip out of stage with his face sticking out from behind the stage. - I see! - He ended up collapsing on stage! - He was like "Wow"! - Mr. Tamuro! - Yes? - You looked like Ichiro Ozawa! - No! - No it's not! - No! - No it's not! - It's over but Mr. Oto
let's wrap it up. - Yes. - Yes.
Kiyotake started crying and went like this.
It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
Please go ahead. We'll do it for you.
The correct answer is this.
Since Ichiro is here, for the sake of "Forced Baseball Date", everyone will do it.
Since we're doing it like this...
We were doing it with joy, but everyone slipped.
Ichiro-san, why did you come here?
Actually, Ichiro-san, here it is.
It's a copy of "Total Ten Boss"!
That's amazing!
That's right! It's amazing!
When he was in a slump, he watched "Total Ten Boss" DVD and got energy and played baseball.
Then, when he was off, he wanted to see it in person, so he came to Rumine's private room.
That's amazing!
Ichiro-san came all the way to the academy and took a picture with everyone and displayed it in Rumine's academy.
You came all the way!
You're a ninja!
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Now we will show you four cards.
Please guess which one is the "chinjuu" distributed on your cards.
It's "Marth" and "Saxer".
Thank you for your cooperation.
If all teams are correct, I will give you this for the audience of the venue.
"Ucha"
It's a good season.
"Chinjuu"
Now we will show you the cards of "chinjuu" distributed on your cards.
Please open them.
"Hikui dori"
"Clip springer"
"Sashiko"
"Sashiba...
"Hikui dori...
A short bird.
A short person.
It's not a short person. It's like a beast.
I found it.
Let me introduce you to the beasts.
The first beast. Open!
It's a beast with a fluffy body that lives in South America.
The next beast. Open!
It's a beast with a large beehive that lives in Australia and other places.
The next beast. Open!
It's a beast that lives in China and Southeast Asia and cries "hikui".
It cries "hikui".
It's not "hikui". It's "hikui".
It's "hikui".
The next beast.
It's a beast with a body length of about 80 centimeters and lives in Africa.
It's small, isn't it?
I think you don't know just by this, so let me give you a hint.
What is it?
Clip Springer.
Clip Springer can jump 6 meters.
Jump 6 meters?
It's about the size of a springer, so the whole body is like a spring.
If you jump vertically, it's about 3 meters. It can jump over this board.
Can it jump over this?
If you jump seriously, it's about 6 meters.
If you hit it here and hit the audience, it will jump.
It's better to go to the Olympics with a cat.
Let's move on.
Clip Springer can jump 6 meters.
Can you see under your feet?
It's too high up.
It's about the size of a spring.
It's suspicious that it's high up.
I'll say it.
It's a bit of a temper.
It's hiding its feet.
It's true that it's face is very stupid.
Next is Clip Springer.
First impression.
It's Clip Springer.
Clip Springer can move about 480 kilometers a day.
It's a tough beast.
It moves in seasons.
It moves a lot in spring and autumn.
At that time, it moves about 100 to 1000 kilometers.
It moves a lot.
It can move about 40 kilometers per hour and 12 hours per hour.
It can move a lot.
But it's Clip Springer.
It has teeth.
Are you serious?
It's Clip Springer.
But this guy is 480kg, it's impossible.
This face is 40kg.
This is impossible.
But he's a Sashiko, so he knows a lot about Sashi.
I know, I know.
Please put it in A for now.
Can we still change it?
This is a pretty common animal.
When you propose, the boss brings food to you.
He grabs your head, right?
Then you need teeth, don't you?
I think everyone has teeth.
It's possible.
But we can change it at the end, right?
For now.
Low bird.
Low bird is the most dangerous bird in the world.
Why?
It's very curious.
But when its beak breaks, it doesn't know what to do.
It runs very fast, about 50km/h.
Running?
Running is no good.
What do you mean?
If you look at it, it will run away.
It won't run away.
It will run away.
This is it.
Low bird, right?
Low bird.
I can only think of this.
Going for this is too cunning.
How about this?
Like this.
Yes.
Oh no.
It's like this now.
Now, will it run?
The teeth are overlapping.
Low bird, so which one?
480km/h.
Low bird's final turn.
Low bird's...
480km/h.
Low bird's...
It's fine, right?
Low bird's...
This is a 180km/h movement.
This bird doesn't have teeth.
This bird has teeth.
480km/h.
I understand.
Draw the back as well.
Like "It's not teeth"
"It's not!"
- What is it? - Or something like a tail...
- Chin? - Okay, final decision! Is it okay or not?
- It's gotta be okay! - By the way, here...
...the whip springer moves quite lightly.
- Ah, so it's this one! Isn't it "D", Mr. Tanaka? - Ah! "D" or "light"?
- It's got a Kamoshika-like leg strength! - It's this one, right? - I think it's this one.
- I think it's this one, too! - Eh, wait...
- Is it okay?! - Is it okay?!
- It's okay! - It's okay!
- Ah, but it's not "A"! - It's "A"!
- It's "A"! - It's "A"!
- It's not "A"! - The answer is... "All in one oven"!
- I'm sorry! - No!
- Calm down! - Calm down!
She started saying it's not "A"!
- Is this also a spring? - Yes, it is.
The spring is very thin and vertical.
And it feels like you're stepping on it.
People say it's like a rock ballerina.
And of course, it's hard on the outside,
but it's very soft on the inside, like a sponge.
And you can jump on it.
Even if a 9-meter-long instrument falls through, you can't pull it at all.
- It has the ability to absorb impact. - Wow!
- I've seen it! - It's fun.
- The "sashiba" is amazing. - The "sashiba" is...
- It's called "sashane". - Oh, I see!
- It has huge wings, right? - It's huge.
And it can fly low and eat frogs on the ground.
And if you're in the sky, you can climb up and do something,
but you can't do it in the low air, so you have to work hard to catch the wind.
And you can spread your wings like "sashiba".
And there's also a big "oogi", which means "big oogi".
- It's a high-intensity instrument. - It's amazing that it can fly low.
- It's dangerous for humans, too. - It can fly low and it's dangerous.
- And the "tosaka" is very hard. - It's amazing!
- If you get hit by it, you'll lose your breath. - It's scary!
- I see! - And actually,
- the biggest weapon is the "kick". - Oh!
- The front kick. - There's a picture of you kicking it.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's a flying kick! - A flying kick!
- You're so stupid! - Your nails are...
- They're pretty bent. - You only have three fingers.
- And two of them are very sharp. - Yes.
- They're about 12cm sharp. - And they're hard.
- And you stab it like a spike. - Wow!
- Start! - You can do it!
- Which is the next day? - Tomorrow!
- Next day, we will have a live screening of "Taita Cinema Live".
- Shiragawa Shoichi, Kosaka Daimao, Instant Joe, and others.