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First of all, we'll tell you behind-the-scenes stories of SMAP Live.
Please have a seat!
It's December now. Is there anything you'd like to apologize for this year?
This is something that just happened recently.
The members of AKB... I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey.
Yes?
Isn't your throat cold for a long time?
It's cold from my throat?
Yes, it's cold from my throat.
It's been more than a month.
Oh, really?
It's been more than a month?
It's been 20 days.
There's nothing else.
That's right.
I fixed it in one day.
Wow!
In one day?
I got a sore throat and I thought it was bad.
How did you fix it?
I put a lot of garlic and ginger in miso soup and drank it at night.
Then it got better in one day.
Isn't there a time when it gets cold at the end of the year?
There is.
When you're careless.
That's right.
Do you say it's better to go into a hot bath and heat it up?
I turned up the heat to about 45 degrees.
45 degrees is really hot.
I said I wouldn't go out until I counted 100 first.
Then I extended it by 50 degrees.
50 more degrees.
I said 50 more degrees.
You say it's not good to lower the heat, don't you?
That's right.
You have to warm up and balance yourself.
Can we talk again?
I'm sorry.
I coughed.
I'm sorry.
I coughed.
I'm sorry.
I give members birthday presents.
My closest member, Kana Kobayashi, has always said she wanted a bag.
Yuko Oshima had the bag she wanted.
I've been saying I want that bag.
I've been looking for it in various places.
It doesn't seem like it's sold anymore.
I said to Yuko, "Maybe you'll give it to me."
Because we're a team, sometimes...
Is it that expensive?
No, sometimes...
"If you want it that much, I'll give it to you."
We exchange clothes a lot.
But it was a little expensive bag.
I thought it wouldn't be possible.
"That's a nice bag."
"I want it." I said.
At that time...
"Oh, I see. But I won't give you this."
"Because it's my bag, too."
"Oh, of course."
"Of course."
Then...
They were going to open my birthday party for me.
Yuko had a big bag. A paper bag.
She said she'd give me a present Sayaka wanted.
She gave me a bag.
She gave me a bag that Kobayashi-kana wanted.
She came to Akima-chan.
She said she wanted it.
I said what Kobayashi-kana wanted.
"Oh, if you say it, you might give it to me," I said.
Yuko remembered that one word all the time.
"Oh, you want it, Sayaka," she said and bought me a bag.
"That's nice of you."
Yeah...
"Oh, she's really nice," I thought.
"She?"
"We're friends."
When she got the bag she wanted,
what happened to their quarrel?
It was a bag that Kobayashi-kana wanted.
"That's right."
So when I used it, she said, "Why do you have it?"
"That's right."
"If you gave it to Kobayashi-chan, why did you give it to her?"
"That's right," Yuko said.
"Why do you have my bag, Kobayashi-chan?"
"Oh!"
It became a pair of scissors.
"I gave it to your father."
"No, I didn't use it yet."
"I haven't used it yet."
"Oh, you have it."
"I've kept it."
"If you write it down below,"
"it's mine, but it's Kobayashi-kana's."
"It's Kobayashi-kana's, but it's mine."
"Because I'm human."
"Why are you in between?"
That's a little...
In my own words...
I was really happy about it, but...
It was a problem, wasn't it?
But I recently opened it.
It had been closed for a long time.
If I don't use it, I think Yuuko won't be happy about it.
I opened it at a handshake party.
Kobayashi and most of the members had different time zones.
I took it to a time when I thought it wouldn't be there.
Kobayashi came up to me and said...
"This is the bag I wanted!"
He explained the situation.
"This bag is fine."
"Give me a bag in your house."
Is that what a birthday present is like?
It's different, isn't it?
It's funny!
But I gave you a different one.
I gave you a different one.
Mine is a little complicated.
There is a movie critic named Kon Arimura.
He appeared in "Iiton" when he was in high school.
And I baked only that part.
I asked him to watch it.
The other day...
You asked him to watch it.
I asked him to watch it and he watched it.
A movie critic named Kon Arimura gave him a VTR.
What was shown in the VTR?
I was the host.
"Next person, please."
He was a high school student who boasted about his skills.
He was very proud of himself.
His name was Kon Fujimura.
He came out of the VTR and became an amateur.
But he turned around and did this.
And Tamo-san got angry.
"Don't do unnecessary things!"
And he did this with his hands.
And when he did this, Nan-chan said...
"Shut up! Don't do that!"
To an amateur high school student...
It's harsh!
"Can I point this out?"
She said "Nan-chan" to Ucchan.
She really made a mistake.
But Ucchan said...
"If you make a mistake in your name, I won't do it."
She said "If you make a mistake in your name, I won't do it."
When I said "Yes, I did it like this," she said "Show me your hand!" or "Show me your trumpet!" or "Don't wear a shirt after this!"
She was so strict.
She wasn't that strict.
She was more over-the-top.
She was a boss.
Sometimes she was like that.
I can't follow up so much.
Because you guys are amazing.
She said "You're amazing. You're working hard."
She sent me a lot of messages.
She was so strict.
I was depressed after that.
You were free.
I want you to apologize to me.
I'm sorry.
I have to apologize.
Do you know anyone who does movie introductions in a taxi?
Arikon.
I know B-class movies.
You know all of them?
After Iitomo, there's a radio show called "Yonpachi."
Osamu Suzuki, who is a high school soccer player, does it.
Arikon has a special movie segment in that segment.
I usually listen to it after Iitomo.
Arikon doesn't have a segment every week, but I'm happy when she does.
She's good, isn't she?
She's good at talking.
She has about 3,000 of them.
I went on a national tour this year.
I interrupted a live performance at Fukuoka Park.
When I was singing, I was listening to the ear monitor.
Suddenly, the power went out and I couldn't hear anything.
The ear monitor broke during the live performance.
What is the miracle that saved that crisis?
There are songs you can't sing without it.
For example, there is no intro and you sing with "ah."
There is also "kossori kakkakka."
Oh, I see.
"I can't hear you."
"You can't do that in a normal live show."
"I'm sorry."
So I stopped.
"What should I do?"
"I can't fix it no matter what I do."
Even the drummer couldn't hear me.
"I can't do the live show with that."
"What should I do?"
The day before the live show,
I remembered that I met Yuri Giller at this Iitomo.
You know?
After the show,
he suddenly came to my school and said,
"From now on, I'll bend the spoon only for you."
And he bent it for me.
"Only for you"?
Like a monopoly?
"What should I do?"
"I don't know, but I'll bend it only for you."
"I'll bend it only for you."
And I said, "See, it's bent."
"Amazing."
"I put a lot of power into this spoon,"
"so you can use it when you're in trouble."
And during the live show,
"I'm in trouble now!"
Actually, I brought a spoon with me
to the stage of the live show.
I didn't know what was in it.
You really care about it.
"No way!"
I rubbed it and rubbed it.
When I rubbed this receiver,
it was fixed!
"Oh, it's suddenly fixed!" I said, and from there I was able to continue with my live performance.
Wow! Give me that spoon!
You want it, don't you?
After the show, if the drummer says "my shoulder hurts", I say "oh, wait a minute".
Wow!
It's cured!
If you eat curry with this, it's super delicious!
It's bent! It's bent!
It was real!
It really has power!
I thought it was real!
We didn't get it!
It's only for you and me!
We didn't get it at all!
It must have gone bankrupt!
It went bankrupt!
Well, it's the same UK, so it's close.
Oh, it's UK!
At that time, Yuri Gerias came out like this and gave me a spoon all of a sudden.
He came out and said "Wow, that's amazing!"
Then he said "I'm really grateful for Japan."
He said that for about five minutes and eventually left without doing anything.
I thought it would be a long prelude and I was excited.
So I said "Thank you very much!"
"Huh? Didn't you just show me something?"
But you came all the way to the hotel, didn't you?
What?
You came all the way to the hotel, didn't you?
Huh? What do you mean?
I didn't do anything.
You came all the way to the school.
What? Really?
You didn't do anything.
So, Yuri Gerias is watching you do that?
I didn't do anything!
But you've already used it once, so you probably don't have the strength to do it again.
Do you still have it? But you've used it many times, haven't you?
I've used it four times and the UK told me not to send it.
You!
Is that so?
What?
How much does the UK think of you?
This year, when I went to Beijing for a concert, I get scolded a lot.
Who scolds you?
The members.
"Do it properly!"
I think I'm doing it properly.
"Why are you messing around?"
Don't you get scolded?
I don't get scolded.
I'm the only one who gets scolded a lot.
Who gets scolded the most?
Kimura-kun and Nagai-kun.
And behind that, Shingo says "wow".
What does he say?
"First of all, you don't know where you stand."
At the concert.
And there's a number in front of you.
In front of the stage.
"Zero", "one", "one point five", "two", "three".
And you have to remember that first.
"But you've been doing it for 20 years."
They say.
"Why are you doing it?"
"This year is your 20th anniversary."
"So when you sing 'dear woman' you stand first."
"Isn't it obvious?"
I think I know it.
But when I sing 'dear woman',
I often say "one point five".
And then everything changes.
And when I don't know it,
everyone messes it up.
So people who see me from a distance don't know it.
And I sing with a lot of emotion.
Even though I'm wrong,
everyone looks like they're wrong.
And I feel really bad about it.
It depends on how you see it.
And this time when I went to China,
I wanted to do it properly.
And the day before,
the next day was the concert.
When was it?
It was on the day of.
It was a rehearsal.
It was raining and we couldn't do everything.
And the next day was the actual show.
Tomorrow's precipitation rate is 80%.
"Your chance of getting it wrong is higher than the precipitation rate."
He said something I didn't understand.
I was shocked and thought I would never get it wrong.
I thought it was frustrating that my chance of getting it wrong was higher than the precipitation rate.
But I wanted it anyway.
There was a song I sang for the first time in China.
It was by Teresa Teng.
I remembered it.
There was a part where we didn't get together after "Xin".
It was disgusting.
I forgot about "Xin".
Everyone else got together but me.
Other members got together too.
I looked at Nakai.
He's going to get mad.
I sang.
It's a little reflected.
It's reflected.
It was reflected a lot.
While doing it, I did it like this and went naturally.
After that, I went there a lot again.
I only sang that song once in China.
How much did you practice?
Oh, yes.
Then Kimura-kun came there.
"Really? You're practicing again and again."
And then Shingo was like...
"Again?"
Did you bite Kimura-kun?
Yes, I did.
There are a lot of bad habits in China.
Unexpectedly, it helps.
Oh, I see.
It's balanced.
It's about standing position.
After that, there was a fan-fan party in Tokyo.
But it was a little messy.
I forget it.
When I stand on the stage...
I remember the choreography.
Kusunari-kun's standing position...
I want you to stand where it's shining.
Yes, I stand where it's shining.
But it's weird when the stage is shining.
It shines so that you can't see it.
Yes, yes, yes.
At that time, there were more people than AKB.
We also wrote "one, two, three."
After that...
Yes, if someone is out of place...
We adjust it and go out a little.
It's out of place where you can see yourself.
Because the center changes from time to time.
Yes, the standing position is completely different.
Since he's not here today...
If he's here...
Yes, the dancing part also changes.
But...
I'll say this.
Shingo often doesn't remember the choreography.
He's cheating.
When he's dancing like this...
If he doesn't remember it...
It goes down a little.
Like this.
But people who have seen it before don't know that it goes down like this.
If it's like this...
You can see it.
- Look at it from the side. - From the side.
- Ah, you can see it. I see. - If everyone did it, it would be hard.
- Everyone would be like this. - Everyone would be like this.
- If you say it like this, you'll get scolded, right? - That's right. I'll get scolded.
But I'm always grateful for Shingo.
Hitori-kun, I didn't want you to take it off.
You haven't been naked since then, have you?
Until last week, you know the "reduce it" segment, right?
I always did something I wasn't supposed to do.
I only did it for two weeks.
The number of times I fell off a cliff in my life.
And the next week, I had fun and got hit by a palm tree branch.
Palm tree branch is an old woman's skill.
Most people don't know about it.
That's what she said.
And when I did it for two weeks, I reflected on myself.
I realized it wasn't for me.
I thought it was only fun for me.
So I decided to quit.
But Ms. Cloak came to me.
She was so excited.
"Tsuchika, that's funny!"
"Are you serious?!"
"Where is it?!"
"That's funny, Tsuchika."
"Didn't I tell you today?!"
"You dropped it yesterday."
So I went home and took it.
I looked at it.
"This isn't good."
"You shouldn't do it."
"So Ms. Cloak, what is it?"
Even if you're sad...
It might have been the right answer.
That's right.
If it's next week, I'll try again.
No, no, you can't do that.
But today...
"Huh?" Did you all think of that?
No way!