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Today's numbers! What time did Kino and Regula-jin pick up?
Let's see it together!
I went to bed at six in the morning.
It's already one o'clock.
It's ten o'clock in the morning.
Why is the flip different from one person?
I'm curious about this.
Good afternoon, Kino, Regula-jin.
Good afternoon, Regula-jin.
We're back with another segment of "Doki Doki Waku Waku Quiz"!
Today's guest is Professor Kusainin!
Deluxe!
As long as you're energetic, you can do anything!
You're right!
That's right, you can do anything.
Today, we have a special guest.
Please come up and tell us who it is.
As long as you're energetic, you can do anything!
Please guess who it is.
We have a list of people here.
Let's see the image list!
It's pretty analog.
Can I guess it now?
Yes, now!
Really?
No, it's not.
Koumoto-kun.
It's not Koumoto-kun.
Koumoto-kun's face is facing this way.
Let's introduce today's guest.
Open the curtain!
How is it? How is your condition today?
It's great.
It's very fashionable.
It's all self-made.
It's all self-made?
You look like an actor.
You look cool.
Is it really like that?
Is it like that?
Is it really like that?
Your face is small.
But you're handsome.
From Mima's reaction, it's quite...
Your face is small.
Let's look at 3%.
Let's look at 3%. Here it is.
Do-M.
This is what the fans think.
How is it? Do-M.
I don't think it's like that.
You don't think it's like that?
Which do you think it is? S or M?
I think it's M.
It might be quite a M.
Adjust it! Adjust it!
Adjust it!
Your face is close and it's Do-M.
Daisuke Iyagawa.
Incorrect!
Because it's Do-M.
Let's look at another one.
Let's look at another one. Here it is.
Eroi!
I don't think it's Eroi.
This is not an image.
This is Eroi.
Soundix.
Incorrect!
You're right!
I don't know.
Eroi?
When I came to Sumazuma before,
as soon as I entered the music store, there were magazines with a lot of girls.
I suddenly asked which person I like.
Oh, is that so?
Do you like girls?
I don't like them.
You don't like them.
Then let's look at 5%.
Eroi?
Here is 5%.
Sagi.
It looks like Sagi.
What is this image?
How is it? Have you met Sagi before?
I haven't met Sagi before, but I believe people right away.
Yes, I believe people right away.
Let's go with 7%.
Yusuke-san!
No, it's not.
Let's go with 7%.
Everyday Hong Kong!
This is quite a big hint!
Everyday Hong Kong?
Everyday Hong Kong, I have a strong image of it.
But...
What do you think of it in real life?
Isn't he a comedian?
No, I don't think so.
But you like going out at night, don't you?
Yes, last week I went out for a meal with Koji Imada-san.
Where did you think it was?
Roppongi Hills.
Ah, that's how it is.
That's how it is.
Correct!
Amazing!
It changed?
That image?
Roppongi, Roppongi!
Ah, correct!
Correct!
Ah, no, no!
But, but, but, that line, that line!
There is, there is, that line!
Fujimori-kun! Ah, no, no! I said it!
It's not, but...
Why is it black tea?
Let's go with the general opinion!
Why is it black tea?
I... I don't know, Noriko-san!
It used to be meat and stuff, right?
It used to be meat and stuff!
The parts of the face are depending on the axis!
Yes, there is.
It was just right during lunch.
"Old stories", populist!
Yes! Ah, Sekiryo-san!
"Dobushikobushi", Yoshimura-san!
Incorrect!
It's a story, but...
"You often bump your head", "what does that mean?"
But, but, isn't this one of the hints?
This is a good one!
Why is it?
Because you have a big head!
Do you bump your head?
I don't bump my head, but I used it a lot!
That's right!
You used your head a lot?!
I used it a lot!
Incorrect!
Akimoto-chan, it's good!
It's good!
That pose is good!
What is it?!
Who is it?!
This is good!
This is good?!
This is good!
Like this!
You got the phone and the TV wrong, didn't you?
What? I don't know!
I have that kind of image.
How about you? Do you actually do that?
Well, I don't have that kind of dedication.
I know! This one!
Yes, that's correct!
Head!
I know! I know!
Even if it's a hole, it's like this.
Head!
Do you use your head in the mirror?
18% chance.
Do you use your head in high school?
What?
Super clear skin!
Really?
Super clear skin!
That's right!
That's what people think of you.
How about you, guest?
That's right!
I go to a nail salon.
Clear skin, or do you like it clean?
Do you like it clean?
You also do laundry, don't you?
Do you do laundry?
I do laundry twice a day.
What?
10% chance.
This one!
Narcissist!
How about you?
That's right.
Yes, I like it.
Yes, that's right.
You do it every day!
I don't know what kind of image you have.
I don't know!
What is this?
Find out!
Image episode hint!
When you hear this sound,
the guest will tell you the image that other talents have of you,
which you actually have said before.
That's right.
Here it is!
"You look like Fujimori Shingo-kun's older brother."
Fujimori Shingo-kun said
you look like his older brother.
That's why you didn't say it earlier.
His older brother?
Ah, I see!
Hitori-kun.
This is bad.
I can't remember his name at all.
His older brother?
How many times have you done this job?
This is rude!
He's our senior!
My older brother!
Senior!
You can't think of it all of a sudden.
Right! I can't think of it all of a sudden!
Um...
You have to say their names, right?
You can't! You can't!
Soccer players can't say their names, right?!
Oh no, I can't think of their names at all!
Mai Ichigo-kun?
Come on, come on, come on!
I can't think of anyone's name!
Okay, it's time!
Now, let's welcome today's guest!
It's this person!
He's a soccer player!
Excuse me, hello!
I understand now why everyone is smiling!
Everyone was happy and when I put on my sunglasses, everyone said I looked cool!
You look cool!
Kaoku and Suzy!
We will draw numbers about our private lives and six of you will come closer to zero.
Let me introduce our guest. It's Sakana-kun!
Yes! My favorite number is "魚" (fish)
Takeda-san, go, go, go!
Let me introduce you our next guest.
Mr. Watario Kashiitai!
Finally, I'll introduce you our sixth guest.
Oh, it's this way.
The other members.
The other members are over there.
If it is negative, it will come out beautifully, but if it is between 0 and 5, I will give you this.
As a souvenir.
You have never succeeded in this before.
Now, we will decide the lottery in order.
Number 2 is 5!
Number 3.
Number 1.
Number 4.
Number 4 is already decided.
The last one is the most important.
Please do it.
I will do my best.
Do it vigorously.
This is the question for this guest.
This is the first time I've heard this many songs while crying.
This is the first time I've heard of "kakebuton no maisu".
"kossetsu shita kaisufu"
I feel like I've heard of it before.
Let's go!
"The first time I saw a celebrity in real life"
That's a good one.
I've heard of it before.
"The first time I saw a celebrity in real life"
Eyebrows.
It's around 44 years old, isn't it?
10!
Yes, I'm 10 years old.
At the Shinkansen station,
I saw Keiichi Mikawa.
What did you think of him?
What did you think?
He's different from others.
He's amazing.
I knew right away.
Please.
Which one is "machibai"?
That's wrong.
That's fine.
When I was 18 for the first time, I ate out with an entertainer.
That's wrong.
That's fine.
It can't be helped.
How old were you really?
I'm not sure, but I think I was about 16.
You're not that old.
You can deceive me.
Who? Who?
Yes, when I was with Noritake of Tunnels.
Where?
If you like soccer, you'll like Noritake of Tunnels.
He took me to eat out with him.
Are you Sakana-kun?
Yes, I'm Sakana-kun.
That's good.
I'm 17.
17.
Who?
Nakamura...
Are you 10?
I'm 17.
I'm 10.
I'm sorry.
I'm Nakamura Yuji-san.
But for the first time, I received a letter from a famous person.
It's from Sekine Tsutomo-san.
"Congrats on winning! Thank you for sending me letters! I'm so happy!"
You won 3 times in a row?
Yes.
In "Sakana 2"?
Yes.
As a TV champion?
Since I was a high school student.
Yes. Sekine-san, you're wonderful.
Now, there's 55 left.
That's quite a lot.
That's quite a lot!
It's a little scary.
It's really scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's a little less scary.
Since you said you wanted to see it, can you do an impersonation of it?
Yes, of course!
An impersonation of it?
With less eyebrows?
Yes.
Eyebrows?
Yes!
2!
Yes! I'll do an impersonation of Anpanman's dog cheese.
And also Mario's "flying poon" sound.
A little...
Yes! Which one first?
Which one first? Which one should we do first?
Then, cheese first.
Cheese?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Mario?
Start!
I think you can do better.
No, I can only imitate Ramos-san.
Ramos-san!
Yes, imitation.
It's not a joke! You shouldn't be licking it! You shouldn't be chewing it!
What was that, Ramos-san?
You shouldn't say it like that!
You should say it faster. You should say it faster. I don't know what you're saying.
Sakano-kun, go!
Today...
Um... Imitating Ryushi-san...
You're doing a lot of things today!
This is the most important part of the dish.
Shrimp skin?
Yes, shrimp skin. "Oh, Sakana-chan, can you bring me some skin?"
Who said that?!
Are they all related to fishing?
Yes, related to fishing.
There are 3 more left.
"To the fisherman, he said, 'Oh, I caught a mackerel.'"
"To the fisherman, he said, 'Sakana-kun, make sure you distribute the fish properly.'"
They are all related to fishing.
47!
Good, good.
Can you reduce it?
Yes.
Can you reduce it to about 10?
Yes, about 10.
Then...
"The number of times you bought a new cell phone."
That's a lot.
But...
I see.
But...
But it's okay, right?
It's okay, right?
Let's do it.
"The number of times you bought a new cell phone."
Cell... phone...
It's probably okay.
There's one.
Yes!
Once!
Once.
When was the last time you bought it?
No, about 3 years ago.
About 3 years ago.
I've only bought it once.
It's luxurious, isn't it?
Yes, it's luxurious.
It's luxurious.
I haven't bought it that much.
You haven't?
That's good!
That's old-fashioned.
Well, if you've lived for 44 years, you should be able to buy it like this.
Right?
Yes.
Goodbye.
Oh, it dropped.
Oh no, oh no.
But there is waterproof one now.
Do you use waterproof one?
Yes, waterproof one, but waterproof one...
Oh, you can't use it.
You can't use it.
Be careful.
Oh no.
Oh, 16.
Oh, it dropped again.
Oh, it's going down.
It's going down.
Moving.
Mr. Takeda has been living in this house for about 30 years.
That's right.
He hasn't moved that much.
He hasn't lived for 30 years, but he has been living here for quite a long time.
Can we move?
The number of times you moved...
Zero.
Oh, 10.
Yes, it's 10.
It's zero.
Now, this person...
Yes.
Mr. Takeda.
Yes.
How many times?
Six times.
Oh.
Yes, yes.
Six times.
It's long, isn't it?
Yes.
Oh!
- What does "zero" mean? - Let's do it.
- Everyone gets "zero". - Everyone gets "zero" pattern.
I see. Then...
How many times did you cook in this week?
Oh...
- You're busy, right? - Huh?
- Oh! - Oh!
- Zero. - Zero.
- Huh? - Huh?
Tamori, let's not do this segment again.
- It's not good at all. - It's not good at all.
- Why? - Which one should we do?
- Which one is good? - Which one is good?
- Cleaning is hard. - Cleaning is hard.
- Cooking? - Cooking is hard.
- The previous segment was bad. - I wasn't good.
- I wasn't good. - No, you were perfect.
- No, you weren't. - You weren't.
- No, you weren't. - No, you weren't. - I thought I could do it today.
- If you think about it, Tsuyoshi is bad. - What?
- I was... - I was...
- I was on my phone. - Yeah, I was...
- I was... - I'm sorry.
- I couldn't say "seawater." - I couldn't say "seawater."
- Which one? - Which one?
- I'm usually interested in "bone fracture." - Bone fracture.
- I'm not good at it. - Bone fracture.
- Bone fracture. - Isn't it just you, Takeda-san?
- Bone fracture. - I've never done it before.
- Bone fracture. - Bone fracture. - I'm... - Zero.
- You're good. - I'm surprised.
- Zero. - You're surprised. - You're surprised. - I can't do it.
- You can't do it. - I can't do it. - I see.
- I see. - I see.
- I have one. - Can you give me an example?
- Can you give me an example? - I have a pattern of buttons.
- Button, button! - Button, button!
- Two buttons! - Yes, two buttons!
- Well, in winter... - Did you get it?
- Oh, you got it? - Yes, yes.
- Yes. - One button!
- One button! - One button!
- One, two, three, four! - Five, six, seven, eight!
- Eh, what is it? - Oh, wow!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- What about famous people who look like you? - Famous people who look like me?
- Famous people who look like you... - Famous...
- When I first debuted, I was told I looked like Akkina-san.
- And a little while ago, I was told I looked like Ayaka Wilson-chan.
- Ah, you do look like her! - You do?
- Ah, you do? - Yes.
- I'm happy. - You're always cute.
- No one looks like you, right? - No, no, no.
- When I was young, I was often told...
- Who?
- Um...
- Matches with famous people...
- And... - Ah!
- And... - Ah! - And...
- Sasae-san's sexy Tara-chan.
- Eh!?
- What's that supposed to mean!? - Sasae-san's sexy Tara-chan!?
- Sukibe-na! Sukebe-na! Tara-chan! Sukebe-na! - Sasae-san's sexy Tara-chan! Sukebe-na! Tara-chan!
- Sasae-san's sexy Tara-chan! Sukebe-na! Tara-chan! - Why... why is it too much!?
- Because Tara-chan is not sexy! - No, no, that's not what it means!
- There's also "sexy Tara-chan"! - "Sukebe-na Tara-chan"!
- There is!
- Sakana-kun!
I was raised by my parents with Yamamoto Koutaro san.
Ah, you look like him.
Who else?
And Daito san.
Ah, Daito san!
Daito san, you look like him.
Who else?
Well, there are three more people, but they don't show up.
Who was it again?
It's not about business, is it?
No, it's not about business.
Energy Exhibition
Now that it's night like this, let's all do some reading.
Yes!
A lot of works have been sent in.
If you really want to do reading, come and sit down.
We'd like to see the results.
Well then, the reading exhibition begins!
First is a reading image received by Keiko Matsuda, a warrior from Niigata Prefecture, at the age of 28.
The title is "What's Not Enough?"
What?
"What's Not Enough?"
Ah! Seeds!
Ah!
Seeds, huh?
"What's Not Enough?"
She said "whatever".
A road mistake, huh?
Interesting.
Cute.
A woman's mistake.
"What's Not Enough?"
No one would think it's strange.
That's right.
Next up is a reading image received by Emi Sato, 25 years old, in Adachi Ward, Tokyo.
The title is "Bad Conditions".
"Bad Conditions"?
It's like fried fish with fish roe.
Give me some fish roe.
It's like a walk of honor.
It looks delicious!
It's amazing!
Let me walk outside.
The way you sit is also bad.
It's bad.
I can stand up a little.
Sit properly like this.
Next is a picture of Nakamura Atsumi from Fukuoka Prefecture, Okawa City, when he was 22 years old.
He went to a bar with his friends and when he went to the bathroom, it was in the back of the bathroom.
The title is "No Way!".
It definitely says "knock".
It says "knock".
It's in the back of the toilet, but it's not a toilet.
It's not.
What's in it?
It's Tetsuko-san, isn't it?
It's interesting!
Next, we have a picture of 24-year-old Sato Izumi from Chiba City, Chiba Prefecture.
The title is "Sekine-aka-chan".
What? Sekine-aka-chan?
It's like sweat!
Next, Hyogo Prefecture, Kakogawa City, Nakajima Yoko-san.
But it looks like a stomach, doesn't it?
Stomach?
It's a stomach!
Stomach!
Yes, it's a stomach.
This is...
This is well-made.
It's beautiful.
It's a waste of food.
Yes, it is.
I want to display it.
Next, we have a photo taken by a 37-year-old man in Tokai City, Aichi Prefecture.
It's an answer written by his son in the 3rd grade of elementary school who took a mathematical test.
The title is "My Mother Is Worried".
What?
This is interesting.
I want to be an entertainer.
Good.
He is a cultural leader.
He is serious about culture.
He is from Jaiseikai.
This is interesting.
The next picture is from Kumesaina-san in Hikone-shi, Shiga Prefecture.
The title is "Too many cats".
Cats?
What is this?
It is like this from behind.
It was like this from behind.
Next is a picture of a three-month-old son with his mother's eyelash extensions.
The title is "Eyes are burning".
Her hairstyle is also like Kyupin-chan's.
Next, we have a picture of Takeda Kubodera, 47 years old from Tokyo, Chiodac.
It's a sign on a staircase near Chiba TV.
The title is "Of Course".
Someone said it.
It's not cool to say "amer" "amer"
I'm not that stupid.
If you say it like that, you're climbing up.
You're climbing up.
Next is a picture of a 55-year-old man who got a motorcycle from Akune City, Kagoshima Prefecture.
It's the first sight he saw at an animal park at 55 years of age.
The title is "knock-ma-down".
"knock-ma-down"
Wow.
It's like a donkey.
The back is gray.
The meatball is...
"knock-ma-down"
That's all for today's "knock-ma-down" exhibition.
It's sleepy.
What do you want to say at "knock-ma-down" exhibition?
We will be recruiting your "knock-ma-down" images that you want to "knock-ma-down" from "knock-ma-down" exhibition.
Please send us your images by email address itomo@info.fusceliby.co.jp.
You can also send images from our program home page.
And for those who have been selected, we will provide you with "itomo" downloadable file.
We look forward to seeing you.
Do you want "itomo" downloadable file?
This week is "doki doki beriberi balloon"
There is a tape that was stuck in the balloon, so make sure you don't break it.
Monday's "kyukotsu" is amazing.
30 seconds, let's go!
Ready, start!
Chibikko Star Audition is the best in our country!
We are recruiting Chibikko who can do a great job!
For Chibikko who is chosen as a star candidate for the future,
we will give you 30,000 yen for children's products.
Please gather in front of Alta at 9 a.m. next Monday!
We are waiting for you!
This "gekyuu ni kyuu" was amazing!
It's amazing!
It's impossible!
It's almost luck!
But luck is decreasing little by little!
It's decreasing little by little!
It's like a blackout!
Of course, this friendship will continue, right?
That's right!
We will do our best!
If we can escape today, we will be fine!
See you next week!
Good night!