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Today's numbers!
The number of home appliances that regular people bought this year is...
What did you buy?
Huh? There aren't many home appliances.
I bought a computer, a laptop and an iPad.
That's cool!
Should I give you one?
That's so cool!
Thank you for the microphone!
Now, my first corner will begin!
It's been a week since the last time we met.
It's Friday while we're laughing.
Now, the quiz has been changed to Wednesday and Sunday!
Deluxe!
It's been renewed and became deluxe.
This is my image of it.
There are a lot of things that have been renewed!
Isn't it only the third time?
Everytime I show you something new.
It doesn't matter if Maruhi Guest comes or not.
It doesn't matter which one of you gets it right.
However, for this image composition table,
we have summarized what Maruhi Guest's fans think of it.
So you are making up stories.
That's right.
Now, this one!
This one is quite expensive.
Image composition.
Let's go with this one.
Image composition table, open!
It costs a lot of money.
It's pretty analogue.
Let's take a look at the image table.
Thank you.
Let me introduce you to who is here today.
Open the curtain!
He's handsome, isn't he?
He's a handsome actor!
It's not a joke, is it?
He's cool, isn't he?
He's very popular.
He's handsome.
It's not a joke, is it?
Please talk!
Please turn it on!
You know, don't you, Tsuyoshi?
Huh? You know, don't you, Tsuyoshi?
I'm not that close with him.
We're always at a great distance.
Hey, Tsuyoshi!
We're close!
I'm not that close with him!
He always calls me out.
But he's a very warm-hearted person.
Oh, is that so?
Now, let's take a look at his image save rate of 2%.
Here it is!
"Narcissist"
What do you think of it, guest?
There's a lot of them.
If you have your own feelings, you have "deer eyes" and "smiley face".
How about "narcissist"?
It's not "narcissist", is it, Tsuyoshi?
The way you talk!
Well, I don't know.
Who is it?
I don't know you that well.
What is it?
I don't know.
I got it!
"Oikawa" and "Mitchie" are wrong!
But...
It's that line!
Is it that line?
"Yusuke" and "Amane" are wrong!
But...
"Nancelot" and "Mitchie" are right!
I don't think we're that close.
"Gact" is wrong!
But it's "nipper"!
"Nipper" is too much!
Let's go with one more.
"Nipper" is too much!
Let's go with one more.
"Nipper" set, open!
"No matter how you do it, you'll always be attacked by your lover!"
What?!
That's a lot.
Wait, is it over?
Yes, it's over.
Let's look at the 3%.
Whose 3% is it?
It's this one!
A marriageable person!
Oh, single!
Are you single now?
Yes, that's right.
Do you have any wishes for marriage?
Yes, a warm family, children...
No, I think it's good.
You have it, but you don't have a chance, right?
You don't have a chance, right?
Who is it?
I don't know how to say it.
You've heard of it before, right?
It's a bit unique.
Then, I'll give you one more hint.
4% is what you think it is.
It's like this.
An empty shell.
What is it like in reality?
No, it's rough.
Yes.
I like that kind of person, but it's not like you have to be that precise.
An empty shell...
Empty?
But it seems like that's how you think of it.
I don't know what it is at all.
Single?
Single.
But you were pretty close just now.
We were close?
It's like that.
It's like that?
There's nothing else, right?
Then, let's look at 4%.
It's this.
A natural person.
A natural person?
What do you think of it, Maruhi Guest-san?
Well...
But it's natural, right?
No, I don't think so.
No, I think it's natural enough.
Natural?
Huh?
No, it's not.
Then, let's look at 5%.
I don't know.
It's this.
It's like a bone.
Huh?
Ah...
It's like a bone in a video game.
A video game?
Am I like a bone?
No, no...
It's like a bone.
Huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a bone.
People who care about it...
That's a big hint.
People who care about it...
Let's look at 6%.
It's too late.
Huh?
Did you get it?
Ah! That's correct!
I see!
This person said it.
It's not "this person said it", right?
Then I'll look at this person's opinion.
This person!
"Actually, my stomach is big, so I can't eat it."
How is it?
I can eat it.
Who could it be?
Ah! Surim, Surim!
This is also tea.
It's Surim.
It's not coming out at all.
This is a misunderstanding image.
Misunderstanding image.
One more.
This person.
"When you're in the car and you turn the female driver's hand..."
Ah! This is quite common!
How is it in reality?
You do it like this, right?
You do it like that?
Yes.
Do you do it like that?
I do it like that.
Then it's exactly like the image, right?
Exactly like the image.
Is there a pose that's exactly like the image?
Ah, thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Even though your face isn't in the picture...
One more!
Decoration-like!
What is this decoration-like thing?
Decoration-like?
It seems like the fans think like that.
Decoration-like?
Haven't you heard of it before?
What is it?
Either "easy" or...
Ah, "easy" or...
It's hard for everyone to know, right?
"Easy"?
One more!
"Wearing the same jacket over and over again."
Fashionable!
What is it?
No...
Nakai-kun is always told to wear the same outfit over and over again...
Is it written like that?
Nakai-kun is...
The tea is delicious.
I don't have a jacket like that.
Ah, you don't have a jacket like that.
It's hard, isn't it?
Not at all!
I don't know it at all!
If you don't know it, you don't know what jacket it is.
Ah, here it is!
Monocot.
Yes!
It's pretty low quality, isn't it?
It's not, Goro-kun!
It's not!
It's not Goro-san!
Ah, but...
Goro-san is far away!
Um...
Is it a hint or is it Tamo-san's low quality impersonation?
Ah, it's there! It's there!
I want to see it!
Now, Tamo-san's hint!
He's doing it while lying down.
Tamo-san, can you do it for us?
Yes.
This tea is good.
Big hint! Big hint! Big hint!
Big hint! Big hint!
It's rare for you to attack low.
I know! I know! I know!
Can you do it one more time?
I'll give you a 6% chance.
Tsubamiki Sato-san, you're wrong!
We don't know.
- Let's look at 7% More Sexy Voice... - I put sugar in it.
- You don't know? - I put sugar in it.
I put sugar in it.
- I don't know. - I don't know.
- Looks like. - I put milk in it.
- Doesn't it match? - Don't you know me.
That's right.
Let's go with 10%. Can you guess it already?
"Azuma", "Mekihisa", right?
That's right!
I don't get it at all.
It looks like he's wearing a jacket.
He's always wearing the same thing.
I don't know what it is.
Is it kangaroo?
Kangaroo? What kind of bird is it?
It's me.
It's one of the highest-ranked birds in the world.
It's 14% higher.
Thank you very much.
It's so difficult!
I don't like it at all.
Countdown starts!
We would like to introduce you to our private guests, Sujo Binchibuta, Son Sujo Abe, and Gujira Matteon.
Please make yourself at home.
What was that?
Let me introduce you to our guests.
Teruhake Yasumi and Sleep Club!
Ryusuko Enshou!
Let's get ready.
This way, please.
Excuse me.
We'll start with 100 yen.
If it's minus, it's a loss.
Between 0 and 5,
these six people,
please put it together.
Between 0 and 5.
This is the coin case.
Coin case.
Interview special coin case.
Kosei, please treasure it.
It hasn't come out yet.
Let's decide it today.
Let's decide it in order.
Four.
Two.
One.
Six.
Why?
I don't know.
Why?
Please treasure it and do your best.
Please do your best.
Please come out.
This is the question we asked our guests.
It's pretty much the same.
There are families in Todohu Prefecture
who have never been there.
There is an imitation.
The number of times
parents are called to school.
What is it?
Let's start.
It's good to reduce the number of times, right?
Yes.
The first age of seeing a celebrity in person.
I think it will decrease.
Let's start.
Prim Club answered C. Eden.
I'm Maeda.
Let's start with Minky.
Six.
In Shibuya?
No.
At a concert.
Saijo Hideki-san.
You said you were his mother?
Yes, I said I was his mother.
Are you his fan?
I love him too.
We went up the stairs and shook hands.
We gave him the minicars we collected.
You gave him minicars?
Saijo-san must have been in trouble.
How many minicars did you give him?
I gave him ten minicars.
He accepted them?
He accepted them.
Let's move on to Sakurai-san.
That's good.
Where was this?
There's a time in middle school when we all watch a play.
When the play comes on.
And the main character...
It was "Gunkzoo".
And the main character was...
Kikaider's band owner.
Do you know Kikaider?
Not many people know him.
He's carrying a guitar.
Kikaider!
Kikaider.
It was in Okinawa.
Okinawa?
Yes, it was in Okinawa.
The main character was Takahashi.
High-speed train.
It was his first time meeting the main character.
Was he good?
He was pretty good.
He came in 5th place in Okinawa.
And for some reason, the main character said, "You're a good cook."
It didn't make sense.
Do you like cooking?
I don't like it at all.
I felt it.
71!
It's pretty good.
And then...
The number of times you drank "yashi-nomiwari" in your life.
I don't think there's any.
There's no such thing.
There isn't.
Don't suddenly go crazy.
What are you saying?
By the way, it's zero.
I can't find it.
Someone said it, right?
Yes, I'm sorry.
It's fun to adjust from here.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Mr. Sagaki, you're too shy.
I really wanted to say it.
Yes, I'm sorry.
The number of cities you've never been to.
Mr. Karento, you've been to many places.
He's been to all of them!
He's been to all of them.
Dramas, movies, stages...
He's been to all of them.
Mr. Karento, you've been to many places.
I don't think we need this.
But I'm glad you recorded it.
At the end of the show...
You're too focused on making fun of me.
Please focus on me.
I don't know.
We don't need this.
I don't know.
You've been to many places.
There are many stages.
You've been to many places.
You're quite popular.
I see.
Mr. Dettoraki.
Yashinomiwari.
That's a lot of places.
Mr. Kaito.
I'm sorry.
I was on stage in March.
You were on stage for 1,000 years?
I'm sorry.
Mr. Kaito.
You've been to many places.
Yes, I have.
There are many locations.
But I haven't been to places in the north or the south or Shikoku.
You've been to 7 places.
Next.
Yes!
I'm sorry.
It's not for sales.
It's not for sales and it's not for TV shows.
It's not for TV shows?
Have you ever been in a TV show?
No!
Let me tell you a strange story.
It's not for sales.
Let me tell you a strange story.
It's not for sales!
Not yet!
Reduce it!
Don't go too far!
You can't reduce it!
You can reduce it by 40!
You can reduce it by 20!
Then...
Part-time job...
Which one is better?
The number of lessons you had in elementary school!
What did you do?
English...
English?
And Chinese...
And...
English, Chinese...
You don't remember English at all, do you?
That's right. I only went there for about a year.
My name was Johnson.
Johnson?
I can't say it in class, but...
Johnson?
I was told that I would go there as Johnson.
Johnson?
Johnson!
That's amazing!
By the way, I sometimes said "John-kun".
John-kun!
I'm sorry, Johnson!
I had a solo band,
a regular school band,
and an electone band.
An electone band is called "Robert".
Why?
I wanted to play it,
but in about a week,
the electone band classroom collapsed.
The electone band classroom collapsed.
The school was right next door.
I was in the pool in the summer.
When I saw it, the electone band was being carried out one by one.
"Teacher, what's wrong?"
"It collapsed."
It's been a week.
I can't play it at all now.
Yes!
That's good.
I don't know what you're talking about.
When I was drawing, I saw Uchima next to me, so I drew Uchima.
He's a model.
What did you do?
I did calligraphy, watercolors, piano...
Piano?!
Piano!
I did piano, and...
I also went to Arakaki Math Dojo.
And...
I also went to an English class.
That's not enough, is it?
There's one more.
There's one more...
I went there normally.
You were really busy.
I was busy.
How about piano?
I couldn't play piano at all.
What was it in the video?
I can't play it.
You can't play it?!
This is a bit of a problem!
First of all, I'd like to hear Uchima's voice.
I'm just recovering my boyfriend, Phillip, who I just met.
Awesome!
This...
Let's talk about this.
Yes.
Let's talk about impersonation.
I think Teradaki can do it.
So...
Let's talk about the number of impersonations.
The number of impersonations...
Mickey!
One?!
Well, well, well...
What is it?
Are you having fun?
No, no...
For example, Hiraizumi Sei.
Hey, Hiraizumi Sei.
Oh, Tsuyoshi!
It's been a while!
How are you doing?
Are you alone?
There's still a chance.
Teradaki!
I think you can do it!
What is "teppan"?
"lepan" is the closest.
"lepan" is similar.
"ohore sama, lepan sanshi"
"lepan" it is!
"lepan"
Are you not confident?
I'm not confident?
Am I writing a speech?
You're the least confident?
I don't do it much.
Since everyone does it,
you're the one who's not doing it because you're embarrassed?
Say it again!
It's like you're snoring.
There's a lot. Oh, there's one!
There's one!
That's not much.
There's four or five.
Um, it's Cameron Diaz.
Diaz!
Ah, but you have to go a little over 40.
But it's the best today.
It's the best, isn't it?
You can do it today.
The number of celebrities who went out to eat this week is the number of people, isn't it?
That's right, it's good.
Ah, comedians and such eat badminton and such.
Is it okay?
Because it's been a week.
No, it's not a problem.
But I think that's the most common.
Even planning license and such.
This tends to decrease unexpectedly.
That's right.
It tends to decrease.
It's quite a drop.
That's right.
Ah, but...
Should we go for comedians?
It's okay, comedians.
The number of comedians who went out to eat this week is...
One person.
One person, huh?
Who is it?
Um, Masaru Nagai.
Masaru Nagai.
That's amazing, two people including your wife.
Jackson.
Yes.
Ah, it went in!
Okay, okay.
It went in quite a bit.
Who is it?
Yesterday, he went to Ockistan, too.
Oh, Ockistan!
He went there.
The day before yesterday, there was a drama's opening ceremony, so it went in quite a bit.
Ah, okay, okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
Okay, okay.
Six people.
Six people?
Yes, yes, yes!
Ah!
That's bad!
It's over.
Thank you.
Thank you for being good friends with me.
Good friends.
Twenty-seven!
He's said to be similar to a famous person.
A famous person, huh?
The response he got was that he was a bad guy.
His parents called him to school.
Ah!
Twenty-one times, Mr. Tobasa.
I can expect Mr. Atsushian, but...
It's not too bad.
It's not bad at all.
Don't be so down.
Hey!
Don't be so down.
Don't push yourself.
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32 years old, 32 years old.
32 to 27 years old.
Wow, that's quite a lot.
This is sexy.
That's right.
The number of times parents are called to school.
Let's go!
Alright, become the first success!
The number of times parents are called to school.
Let's go, Mickey!
Let's go!
No, I hate tomatoes.
I couldn't eat it all and clean it up.
If you throw it out of the window, the soil there will turn into a tomato.
I don't know who did it, but it was thrown out of the window.
Throwing it out of the window is a good thing.
It's a good thing, isn't it?
Then I fed the tomato to the guy next to me.
He was eating it reluctantly and I was called out for it again.
Is it related to tomatoes?
It's rare for you to say "tomatoes" twice in a row.
The number of times parents are called to school.
It's a good thing we didn't do anything problematic.
I guess so.
Alright, that means...
Alright, it's here.
27 times.
25?
25 times.
25 times!
Call me!
We can do it!
25 times.
We can do it!
That's it!
Sorry!
It's 2!
I see.
Are you late?
Are you too fat?
Were you lazy in the past?
Alright, let's see your part-time job.
I have a part-time job.
Hey!
Amazing!
So it wasn't possible?
It wasn't possible.
What about the license and the certificate?
I have three certificates.
Three?
So it wasn't possible?
It wasn't possible.
So it wasn't possible in the end.
It wasn't possible.
So it wasn't possible no matter what you did?
Let's go!
You can do it!
One more round to do your best. Big Babo rolling.
Babo-chan, please roll over and go around the altar.
Are you OK?
The top is Thursday. Thursday is unexpectedly hard. 14.34.
Let's go!
This is fast. There are only about five more rounds.
If you win on Friday here, you can get a big hand.
Let's go! Let's go!
But 14.34 is fast.
The world record is 14.21.
Is it possible to do it all over the world?
It's the one that came out of the Netherlands.
Is there Babo-chan in the Netherlands?
Babo-chan in the Netherlands.
Let's go!
Start! Go!
Tonight at 9pm.
It's a bit of an extension of "Ballet" but...
Oh, really?
Part 4 of "Keibo and Sasaki Jodaro" will be aired today.
It's titled "Honkaku-ha Mystery" so please watch it.
The movie I'm in charge of is "Happy Feet 2".
"Dancing Penguin Rescue Team" will be released tomorrow.
Tomorrow at Shinjuku Piccadilly and United Cinema Toyosu...
We'll be doing stage greetings so please come and watch!
Uchinoko Saikou Chibikko Star Audition!
We're looking for a Chibikko who can do a whole performance!
Please come and watch!
Thank you!
See you next week!
See you!