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Today's items are idol festival!
First of all, AKB48's famous idol, Itano Tomomi!
Nice to meet you!
And model mama idol, Sayoko!
Hello!
And last but not least, this person!
Please, idol, Chris Den!
Nice to meet you!
The dream of taking pictures with letters!
Marie Curie has taken three pictures of idols she wants to be.
Please guess who they are.
Okay! I'll do my best today!
It's the first one.
I'm pretty good at guessing.
I guess in the first half.
Why is it here?
I think you guessed it.
I guessed it.
Here is today's theme.
I got it!
You got it right!
Yes!
It's hard for me to look you in the eye.
It's hard for you, isn't it?
I'm really excited about SKD.
It's not SKD!
SKD is an honest shooting team.
An honest shooting team.
I want to say SBN.
SBN!
That's SBN.
First of all, this is important.
Open the first picture.
Eyes!
What is it?
Eye color.
Brown.
Who is it?
I don't know.
Who is it?
Wait a minute.
Do you know?
I don't have any knowledge about AKB.
There is no such thing.
It's not like anyone.
It's included in the caracol, isn't it?
It is included in the caracol, isn't it?
Isn't the caracol included in the caracol?
You are not saying caracol.
I just want to say it.
Yeah, well...
AKB is the real AKB.
It's right here.
It's Majesty.
The real AKB is here.
Why did you say that?
There is the real one.
He is here.
Is this the real one?
No, it's not.
Are you pretending to be Takizawa from "A-King"?
No, I'm not.
What are you talking about?
Well, let me introduce you.
Tomomi Idano.
Tomomi Furuto.
No, no, no.
There was one!
It's unrelated.
OKM!
Do you know who did it?
I don't know.
I don't know at all.
You don't know?
It doesn't look like "40s" at all.
It's totally different.
Not many people have such beautiful eyes.
Not many people have beautiful eyes.
Only the audience has the correct answer.
If you go there, you can't see it.
Here it is!
This isn't comedy, is it?
Comedy?
I'm really surprised.
Is it comedy?
10% comedy is...
10% is comedy!
Comedy! Only 10%!
10% is comedy.
What's the rest of it?
90% is comedy.
What's 90%?
So...
Shut up!
God said shut up!
Shut up!
What are you talking about? God won't be quiet.
You're like a ghost of a ghostbuster.
A ghostbuster is fine, isn't it?
A ghostbuster is fine.
You don't have to say "ghostbuster."
Let's watch the second one.
Doesn't it look like Mita?
Yes, it looks like Mita.
Does it look like her?
Yes, it looks like her.
Does it look like her?
Yes, it looks like her.
It looks like her.
Let's do the same pose.
Who is your father?
Father?
Mita is your father, right?
Who does your father look like?
Ken Shimura.
What?
Ken Shimura?
Ken Shimura looks like Mita.
Does Mita and Ken Shimura look alike?
They have beautiful faces.
Is Mita handsome?
Yes, he has a nice nose and looks handsome.
But his eyes...
It's noisy in here.
Kado Usa Gakkai...
I want to ask you a question.
We were here!
I want to answer, so I want to ask you a question.
Can I ask you a question?
This is annoying.
Why do you open your dirty chest like that?
It's not dirty.
Annoying.
That's quite a lot.
Again, again.
Annoying.
It's about May.
Can I ask you a question?
Have we met before?
Yes, we have met before.
Yes, we have.
You're not a comedian, right?
I'm 10% comedian.
No.
10% comedian?
No.
Do you think you're cool?
No.
You're cool! You're cool!
It's just a preference!
Generally, good-looking people go into the pool.
Good-looking people go into the pool.
I don't know!
Generally... You're noisy!
I didn't say anything!
Your hair is noisy!
Can I say something?
Can I say something? Isn't it noisy?
Are you popular?
You're noisy!
You did it!
It's not like that!
That's good.
Are you popular?
You're popular, but you're all grinning.
Who did you do this for in AKB?
Who did you do it for?
Oshima-san.
Oshima-san?
It's similar!
No, no, they're not similar!
Your hair is really...
You really know about Oshima's company?
It's not Oshima!
Do you know?!
Boomer always gets hit!
Boomer gets angry when there are customers.
Oshima-san, I don't like it.
Boomer gets angry when there are customers.
Boomer-san gets angry.
Shut up.
I'm not saying it's bad for everyone!
It's annoying!
There it is!
Shut up!
Who did you do it for?
Musician!
It's not!
It's not a musician!
It's an actor!
An actor?!
An actor who laughs 10%?
An actor?!
An actor who laughs 10%?
Yes!
An actor who laughs 10%?
Yes!
Correct!
As it is!
As it is?
Yes, yes, yes!
Really?
It's not "as much"
Don't say it!
Erma Mikizo, why did you choose Erma?
The correct answer is Ichimakazukan, Tsuyama-san.
One more person can't answer and you have to get the correct answer.
Why? Why? Why?
What should I do over there?
I'll just get high-touched again, right?
Now, I'll show you the profile of the winner.
So you're married?
Diamond and pleasure?
No, it's not!
It's not!
Itano-chan!
No, it's not!
Wait a minute! 57 years old?
Former NHK player?
'94, '78, '94.
Tokyo.
It's Italy.
I know! I know!
Your father is a former NHK player.
Yes, I know!
Italy.
Yes, I know!
You know Italy!
Yes, I know!
Italy!
Why do you say that?
Don't bite me!
Yes, I know!
Italian!
Italian people!
You like Italians, don't you?
I like Italians!
Isn't it "Duke Sarai"?
Thank you very much!
You look like Diamond and Cain!
You look like them!
I'm sorry.
You might look like them a little!
Even if you're wearing black!
What? Are you really embarrassed?
No, no, no!
I'm not embarrassed!
You're good at this!
Well, then!
You know what's funny?
Entertainment news you can't hear anywhere else!
5,000 friends! "Irie no irispo" (Irie's irispo)
"Irie no jujutsu karate" (Irie's karate)
In this corner, we will tell you the latest "puchi" entertainment news that "wide" shows can't tell you.
What is it?
The cows are making a ruckus.
There's one more.
Who is it?
Itano-chan!
Where's Tomocchi?
There's one over there.
Where's Itano-chan?
Itano-chan is probably...
Tomocchi!
Itano-chan!
She's probably watching this in the dressing room.
I'm going to go call her.
Itano-chan isn't mad anymore.
No way! She's watching this in the dressing room?!
Oh, there she is! What are you doing?!
Did you see it?! I didn't! Did you see it?!
Did you see it?! I didn't!
- Please. - Well, I'm sorry about that.
- The opening was amazing. - Yes!
- I was impressed. - Everyone! - Yes?
- How was this week? - Well, this week...
- Yes? - I went out to drink with a lot of people...
- Yes, yes. - Among them...
- Yes. - I brought back some of my topics...
- Yes, please. - Here it is!
- How is it? - Yes.
- Yes. - October 1st, Friday, Asuka's son and karaoke.
- Yes. - Asuka of Channyland Asuka.
- Asuka of Channyland Asuka. - Yes.
- We happened to be friends and went to karaoke together. - Yes.
- What songs do you have? - "Hajimari wa Itsumo Ame wo Utaku"
- You sing it?! - Yes!
- You sing it?! - It's really good! - It is?!
- It's not like I order a beer, it's more like Asukario. I'm sorry.
- That's a lie! - That's a lie!
- Like a smoked vegetable. - That's a lie!
- And on Saturday, I found Green at a restaurant. - Yes.
- Green?! - What's Green like?!
- What's his face like?! - What does he do for fun?!
- It just so happens that my brother's Green is called "Jim". - Yes.
- And when I met my brother...
- I didn't know and we just ran into each other...
- But later on, I heard...
"Hey, Irikun, those are your brothers."
"What?!"
"Oh, they're just normal kids."
"How did it go?"
"They're just normal high school boys."
"Handsome!"
"That's it!"
"Handsome!"
"They're handsome!"
"Handsome!"
"I can't stop saying 'okamachick'."
"It's like 'donachick' and 'chick'."
"Yes."
"Are they similar in any way?"
"No, I don't know..."
"They're a little annoying, you know?"
"They're manly."
"They're green,"
"but their jeans were blue."
"That's unnecessary information!"
"No, no, I'm just saying that."
"Don't worry about it."
"On Facebook, the number of friends has exceeded 1,800."
"That's right!"
"Last week, from 200 to 400 people,"
"on a live broadcast,"
"we had 1,800 people."
"That's amazing!"
"That number of people is still increasing."
"I've confirmed it on Facebook."
"There are many different kinds of people."
By the way, do you have any information about today's members?
Today's members are Ishida-san's...
Yes, Ishida-san's...
I've been to Ishida-san's house once when I was single.
Yes, yes, yes.
He invited me to a barbeque party.
There's a Rotten Bull in the yard.
It's amazing.
There's a Rotten Bull made of wood.
Can I put it in there?
I was thinking of putting a little jacuzzi in the yard.
But then...
Atsushi-kun from Longoo said, "No, no, make it a Rotten Bull."
"I like firewood."
"I'm going in."
Atsushi-kun lived in front of me.
So...
But I made it all the time, but it didn't come.
Finally, I went in the day before I moved in.
It was amazing.
In the meantime, a lot of Facebook applications are coming in.
It's amazing.
It's coming in a lot.
It's amazing, it's amazing!
It won't fly, it won't fly!
It's amazing!
It's amazing, it's amazing!
Hey, put it away for a moment!
If you wake up in the morning, you'll get 600 views or something, you know!
Ehhh!
So, with that said, this time we've infiltrated President Reijo's wedding party.
We've infiltrated one of the famous companies, President Reijo's wedding party, with the luxurious guest, Malphis Beach.
If you look around you...
Now...
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
President Nakamura...
And...
President Hitomi...
And...
President Adama's luxurious guest.
Furthermore!
As a representative of the bride's friends, the members who delivered the celebratory speech were also super luxurious.
The first and only speech was...
This one!
Kiyohara!
Wow!
Ehhh...
If my husband...
This is Kiyohara's speech, right?
If my husband...
Cheated on me, I'd be super happy!
Wow!
The second and only speech was...
This one!
Wow!
If my husband...
Cheated on me...
Wow!
I'm receiving it, but my husband is scared of it.
You've been receiving it since you came in, right?
I'm receiving it.
It's like you're covering it up.
You're receiving it, right?
Yes, I'm receiving it.
Now, for the third person...
Now, this person...
This person...
It's dangerous!
It's the "Thunder Prince".
I'm really receiving it.
That's amazing!
It was really "TPP".
"TPP"?
It's "Tremendous Premium Party", right?
This is amazing!
"TPP"?
It's "TPP".
Why do you keep saying "TPP"?
And lastly...
It's the popular basketball player, Slogdenk's speech.
It's amazing!
It's too amazing!
It's his speech.
Yes, it's his speech.
What is he talking about?
For me...
"TPP" is impossible, so...
I'll put a bullet in your head.
You're scary!
Colonel Bernhard.
You're scary!
Why are you invited to this party?
My friend is the president of this party.
And my husband is my friend.
And coincidentally, I introduced him to my acquaintance at the party I host and we got married.
Yes.
I said, "I'm glad we're friends. Let's get along."
And we got married.
You said it!
Yes, but...
If you hadn't said it, we wouldn't have gotten together.
We wouldn't have.
We wouldn't have had this speech either.
This is a funny story.
You go to the party, right?
Yes.
"How much will this cost?"
Yes.
Everyone had a meeting like that during their appearance.
But for me, it was 30,000 yen.
No, I don't think it was 30,000 yen.
You said it!
From now on, we will talk about a historical moment involving a super-famous person.
It's a historical moment.
During a job interview, a girl's phone rang and you were talking casually and she said,
"Congratulations! I'm glad you're happy!"
You were so high-spirited and everyone was so excited.
When you asked her, "Did something happen?", she said, "No way! What in the world happened?"
While you were eating, a girl's phone rang and you said, "Congratulations! I'm glad you're happy!"
What in the world happened?
- It's a historical moment. - That's right.
- Historical moment... - What?
- Historical moment... - Historical moment?
- Historical moment... - What?
- Yes, it's here. - Yes.
A friend called me on my good friend's phone.
- I'm sorry. - It's not like that.
- Historical moment... - It's a historical moment.
- I got it. - It was a call from Sarah-san of Nadeshiko Japan.
- I'm close with Sarah-san of Illionaire. - That's not it.
- I've known her for a long time. - That's right.
- Sarah-san will definitely come to my Karate-kun's solo concert. - Yes, she will.
- Oh, Junichi-san! - Yes?
- This is for girls, right? - Yes.
"Japan's first victory in the World Cup!"
- Oh, a phone call. - It's not like that.
- Yes, it's a historical moment... - It's here.
- Yes, it's a historical moment... - Then, Tamura-san...
- The Egyptian Mubarak regime has been abolished. - It's a real historical moment!
- A historical moment... - It's a real historical moment!
- Who are you congratulating? - Who is it?
- What are you doing? - What's up with you, Kano-san?
- Huh? - Who are you congratulating?
- Now, Oto-san... - The president of Kyoto-ken has resigned.
That's not a comment!
Write it down!
Kaoru-san, you should at least write it down!
What should I do?
That's all for today.
The correct answer is...
The girl at the back said, "Oh, I'm so glad! Congratulations, congratulations!"
"You're very kind, so what is it?" she asked, and it was...
Her friend Noda-kun's father was right!
I thought it was some kind of treasure or something like that, and it felt like my father had become independent.
In middle school and stuff
it was all the same
and when I happened to have something to do and had a phone call
it felt like my father had become independent or something like that.
What kind of father is Noda-kun usually like?
Oh, what I heard is...
He's close!
He's the closest!
He's the closest.
When I was in elementary school
I wore short sleeves and short sleeves to sports events
and Noda-san said I was a common
popular father who used to do tug-of-war and stuff like that.
He's a common father.
He's a common father!
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Yes, there is!
What do you give out to each team?
There is!
Thank you!
Please find and answer the names of each team from these four cards.
Yes!
I will give you a hint. It is Dr. Saksa of Dr. Chinju.
Thank you!
If you get it right again, you will give this to the audience at the venue!
This is for you all!
If you see the name "Shinji" written on the panel like this, please turn it around at once!
Pajero!
Pujeto C!
Pajero!
Well then, everyone!
Here is the first one!
The "kalejima" pattern created in the jungle of South America is a characteristic of this tree.
Next up is this one!
It's an Indonesian species with a long nose and white butt.
Next up is this one!
It's mainly found in South Asia. It has a hard body and wide ears.
Next up is this one!
Sako-chan, Sako-chan!
Give us a hint!
Sensei, please give us a hint!
A booted seal...
A booted seal is a type of seal that opens its nose like a balloon so that it can be held.
Is that a cause of it?
When a male gets excited or threatens a female, a part of its nose opens up.
The bigger it is, the more it can be held by a female.
That's what it is!
Is it possible for it to be held?
For now, it's this one!
It's definitely Sako-chan's.
You're like a kindergarten kid.
Cute!
Next up is Pajero!
Pajero is a car that has been asked for its name.
It's an RV car, so it can go anywhere.
It can go anywhere.
It can run around anywhere with ease.
It's a pure-blooded animal.
I see.
Team Ota, please choose one.
Okay!
"D"!
Pajero and this animal are both called "D".
Next up is Ciro!
When Ciro gets excited, he hits his head against the wall and dies.
He hits his own head against the wall?
He is very proud of himself.
But he is also naive.
So if you catch him and lock him up in a hut or a cage,
he will hit you a lot and die.
Is Ciro a difficult animal?
Yes, he is easy to handle.
Itano is white, so I think she is B.
Let's go with Ciro.
B?
Which team do you choose?
I think she is the cutest.
No?
She is white, so...
I choose A.
Ciro is...
Let's say it first.
She is Ara-chan.
She is saying it.
She is saying A a lot.
The latest...
Fazero!
I'm sorry.
Fazero is...
A fish eye.
Can you tell from the hint?
If it's a car's headlight, it's a fish eye.
But Fazero is a fish eye.
Fazero is a fish eye.
A is A.
Is there such a hint?
Let's go with the final decision.
There is one more!
There is one more?
Wait a minute!
There is one more?
Wait, is it possible?
Is it possible?
What is it?
It's weird, isn't it?
Saeko-chan, you are weird.
You said you like this one.
It's okay!
Saeko-chan said it, so it's correct!
Is it this one?
You changed it again!
You changed it!
What?
It's okay, isn't it?
Yes, it's decided!
What is it?
Then, let's open the answer in one go!
What is it?
It's a trap! It's a trap!
I knew it!
Isn't he a tengu?
He really is a tengu!
He's a tengu!
He's wearing a hooded seal!
In this state...
He's still a baby.
When he grows up and becomes an adult male,
he'll have a nose like this, and it'll be a big deal.
What is this?
This is a nose mucous membrane.
Turn the mucous membrane upside down.
Even the tengu next to you is surprised.
What's wrong?
This way.
What's wrong?
Junior, you are cute.
This is the ultimate attack.
Junior, you are cute.
Cute!
Pajero!
Yes, Pajero is the correct answer.
As you can see, it has sharp eyes.
Pajero is a car with a forward posture in RVs.
It runs in a posture like a cat aiming for prey.
It looks like a mountain cat.
A mountain cat.
It is about 70cm long and weighs about 7kg.
Is Ciro that big?
Ciro is black but his name is Ciro.
Some people call him Sumatra Kamoshika.
You can't see his legs because they are hidden.
Half of his legs are not black but white.
Start!
This is a weak point exhibition! Please!
I don't know what's going on at all for a moment.
I don't know.
See you tomorrow. Good luck!
Good luck!