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"Iitomo Regular" secret total perfection!
This time, it's obvious that he has a secret private relationship!
Secret total perfection!
"Iitomo Regular" secret total perfection!
I would like to introduce you to Sekine-san, who has a wide range of such relationships.
This is Sekine Itomo-san, who has a wide range of such relationships.
His teacher is...
Mr. Hagimoto!
Mr. Hagimoto Kinichi!
That's right.
Well, that's right.
Do you know him?
Yes.
One day, I was going out with him.
And we had to go say hello to the president.
And they told me to dive in.
Dive in?
Dive in.
Dive in means doing it in a live house or something like that.
Oh, I see.
After doing it for a year, Mr. Hagimoto listened to my advice properly.
And he said, "Do you want to use it for Kindoko?"
Wow!
Then, Kosakai-kun started doing Kindoko.
And I started doing it for the second year.
And Kosakai-kun was receiving a lot of money.
But I didn't receive any at all.
But when I was doing a live house with Kosakai-kun in a duo, I received about the same amount of money.
But why is it 100 and 0?
It's strange.
And one day, when I was thinking about it like this, Mr. Hagimoto said,
"If Sekine had a million yen, he would show it."
"No."
"Show me only 50,000 yen and the remaining 950,000 yen is here."
"Only 50,000 yen and the remaining 950,000 yen is here."
"You have to do it like that," he said.
It's difficult.
When I was 29 years old, I was like, "Huh?"
You were.
You know, there are a lot of amateurs out there.
And amateurs are known for being funny to their friends,
but it's their first time coming here, right?
It's their first time coming here, right?
If you do it all of a sudden, everyone will know about it.
So I did it.
First of all, I didn't say hello to my customers.
It's a must for amateurs, isn't it?
That's right.
But when I was 30 years old, Sekine said, "From 40 years old."
"Huh? I have to do it for another 10 years?"
And when I was 40 years old, I said to Taisho,
"As Taisho said, when I was 40 years old, I got a lot of work."
"Sekine said, "From 50 years old."
You still have a long way to go.
That's why I haven't talked about it since I was over 50 years old.
Because it's scary.
60 years old.
I don't like being called 60 years old.
I like it because when I appear in a show called "Red Theater" as a guest,
I do contests like "Roche" or "Shizuru" or "My House".
My laughter and timing were the same.
"Huh? It's the same thing."
And I laugh at "Kinkome" or something like that.
I thought it was good.
- Your timing and timing were the same, right? - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- So... - By the way, did you have that delusion before you came back?
- Delusion? - Have you had it?
I already had it.
- By the way, where did you go? - Well...
I had a delusional delusion.
It's a restaurant you can't make a reservation for about two years in Europe.
And we went there together.
- Can you make a reservation? - Where you can't make a reservation?
It's a delusion.
- You can't make a reservation for a delusion. - In that show...
"It's delicious, isn't it? It's delicious, isn't it?"
I think it's a sophisticated dish.
The taste is also sophisticated.
And at the end...
I serve Japanese salt rice ball.
"Yuka-chan, do you want to bring it?"
"Try this."
"Huh? It's nice, isn't it?"
"This is more delicious than sophisticated dishes."
- Amazing! - Yuka-chan...
Yuka-chan, you can't be like this.
You can't dress up like this.
Yuka-chan, you can eat salt rice ball.
And Sekine-san understood my nature.
- That's the kind of date we had. - It's a memorable date.
- In Europe... - It's really sophisticated.
- In Europe... - It's amazing.
- Motocarria Yuka-san is admired. - That's right.
Actually...
Today...
We have Motocarria-san here with us!
It's a pleasure!
This is the first time for you to come here in this outfit and pants!
It's my first time!
Please come in!
Thank you for coming!
I didn't know you were laughing.
I heard rumors that you were delusional on TV.
I'm really happy to hear it live today.
Thank you very much.
I'd like to make this delusional date come true.
Yuka, this is a restaurant I reserved for two years.
It's amazing and nice.
The interior is also elaborate.
She's from various places.
She's probably Ukrainian.
She's Chinese.
Let's talk politely.
Chinese people are not polite, but they get along well.
It's amazing.
She's from all over the world.
Nice to meet you.
This is our proud dish.
Let's eat.
Is this deer horn powder?
Yes.
It's like Kampo.
Yes, it's like that.
Let's try the main dish.
Thank you for it.
What is it?
Isn't it a little hard?
It's hard.
Is it a wild boar of Hirokuba?
It's like the wild boar we ate in the morning when we were attacked.
It's like a wild boar.
Mom, we ate a lot of things and they are all delicious, but...
Try this.
This?
It's a kind of food that cooks your backlight with a grater.
Thank you for it.
It's salt from Okinawa.
It's delicious.
This is it.
Let's live without forgetting this honesty.
Yes.
I feel like I've been on a world tour.
The food that comes out of delusion is disgusting.
It's like a white kasabuda.
I thought it would come out like that.
It's glossy.
I thought it would come out suddenly.
It comes off suddenly.
It comes off.
It's glossy.
I thought the horns in the basement were wonderful.
I thought the select was good.
Don't grow up with me.
I enjoyed a moment of dream with Mr. Motocarrier.
And Mr. Fujii Takashi.
We eat together four times a year.
He is Mr. Fujii Takashi's producer.
He said he wanted to go with the person I chose.
He chose me, Mitsuki and Yuu.
I said I like Mitsuki and Yuu.
I said I would go.
So Mr. Fujii and Mr. Fujii sent me all of their emails.
They sent me their daily schedule and so on.
I said I would go.
I have a good sense of humor.
Even if I don't say it, I say it.
It's so funny.
I thought I could do it for ten years.
I'm confident about it.
These members are on special editions.
They are so funny.
They make me laugh all the time.
I will tell you a secret story.
Mitsuki played the role of my wife.
She stopped me.
I felt good about it.
I'm sorry.
That's our story.
We do that kind of story.
We do that kind of story wherever we go.
Akashia Sanma-san, when I see Sanma-san's show and it's interesting and his co-host is interesting, I immediately email him.
And also, Sanma-san, when I was doing a tennis show as a guest on "Wow Wow", he checked it out for me.
He said, "Don't do it in detail!"
And the most email I receive is, after watching boxing in the world,
there's a strong Filipino player called Mani Pakkao who keeps talking about Mayfaiser.
Do you talk about Sanma-san in your email?
It's fast!
The reply is...
The emojis are also beautiful and amazing.
And Sanma-san's smile has teeth like this.
Like a deco emoji?
Yes, there's a deco emoji.
And at the end, there's a smiley emoji.
And when I come to see the sightseeing tour, everyone in the summer knows about me.
They give me advice.
Like Kyain.
What kind of advice?
Kyain says, "Amano, I think you were a little off there."
"You should have laughed a little more."
And Zun...
Zun...
He has technique, but he doesn't have a nose.
One more thing.
This is from Meltmo2.
This person...
We became a show together, exchanged emails many times, and did it a few times.
When Ai-chan comes back from America sometimes, it's like "Welcome back."
It's this person, I think.
First of all, his impersonations are quite similar.
When I impersonate Baba-san, he impersonates his disciple's Jumbo-tsuruta.
Are you saying that it's similar?
Because it's different, right?
That and...
It's like that for me too, but...
Like, how do you say it...
It's not like Sanma-san, where it's very inconspicuous.
It comes out very fluffy.
Ooki-kun also comes out very fluffy.
Before you know it, he comes out very much.
And this year, he came out on TV the most with Kami-anki.
That's right!
That's why, this Bibiru-kun...
If you don't pay attention, you'll be in danger.
Before you know it, you'll lose your seat.
Ooki-kun and I are the same age.
Kindergarten, elementary school...
Middle school.
That's right!
That's right.
And he was in a baseball team.
I was in the second team, but I was the second team's catcher and first in the second team.
That's right!
Was it fun back then?
No, it was very dark back then.
That's right!
Entertainers are surprisingly...
That's right.
Bibiru-kun...
That's amazing!
Do you remember?
I remember.
Even now, when you see him, you say "yo!"
I say "nagi!"
That's amazing!
Bibiru-san is getting stronger and stronger.
Bibiru-san...
Bibiru-kun is surprisingly...
Even when he comes as a guest, he leaves his job well.
Leaving results.
That's amazing!
He doesn't stand out. He does it well.
This is...
There are a lot of figures.
We are about the same age.
Bibiru and Ooki.
That's why "untouchable" and others are about the same age.
The first one that sold well was Bibiru.
Is that so?!
That's right!
Even so, "untouchable" and "gekidan hitori-kun" are more prominent, right?
That's right.
This is his strength.
I see.
They've been doing it for about 20 years, but it hasn't become popular at all.
Both of you are gentlemen, so I was wondering if it would be appropriate for you to call me "Yuika-chan" kindly.
You were also very kind to me when you were guests.
What would you do if you were invited on a date at the same time by both Oki-kun and Sekine-san?
I'm not saying you're here right now.
Are you serious?
I'm serious. Would you like to come and eat with me tomorrow?
Sekine-san.
I'm happy.
But why Sekine-san?
I want to eat deer horns.
How much do you like it?
Sekine-san's draft has been completed.
However, on the contrary, we have a request from someone who wants to join Sekine-san's draft.
Who is it?
Sekine-san!
Konnichiwa! Nadeshiko Japan no Sawa desu.
Oisogashii to omoimasu kedo, mata ojikan ga arimashitara, zehi, mata tanoshii oshokujiyakkai ni tsuretette kudasai!
Hontoni, rial ni, watashi no suki na dansei no taipu wa, Sekine-san desu.
Watashi mo, shourai, Sekine-san no youni, omoshirokute,
hito o egao ni shitekureru, sutekina, aisaika no dansei ni deaetai na to omottemasu!
Sekine-san, hontoni, rial ni, daisuki desu! Korekara mo yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Wow, Sekine-san, you're getting popular!
You're getting popular!
Sawa-san wrote this survey after I became a member of Meltman.
I'm quite active.
How did you know about me, Sawa-san?
I met you at the TV station.
"Oh, hello, hello!" I said.
"Excuse me, Sekine-san..."
"Since I said you're my type,"
"a lot of newspapers seem to have said the same thing."
"No, no, that's not the case."
So we exchanged emails on the spot.
"Let's go eat sushi next time," I said and went to eat sushi.
What do you talk about with Sawa-san?
I talk about Udo-kun's dirty stories and stuff.
He's a big shot.
But I also talk about Marie and stuff.
Wow!
Also, call me "Zun," okay?
"Zun" too?!
One more thing, Motogaria-san.
The shadow of a blue woman is visible.
That's right!
I'm a little disappointed.
But you're still popular, Sekine-san. That's wonderful.
Marie-san said she's been thinking about you all her life.
"Where's Papa?" She said.
That's really wonderful.
But Sawa-san...
There's a rumor that you're going on a tour.
I asked Sawa-san...
"Shouldn't we invite you on a tour?"
A Japanese sports person.
A friendly person.
"Don't do it!"
Even though I...
Even though I hid the secret behind it...
Even though Sawa-san was worried about me...
"Why do you have to show me such a dark world?"
And then...
"No, no, Sekine-san."
"You have to show me the inside of that half-cooked castella, too, Sekine-san."
"Don't say things like that!"
"No! You can't go, Sawa-san!"
I called Sawa-san while she was in Germany for the World Cup.
Sawa-san...
She said she wanted to go see it.
I said, "Hey, you can't do that!"
But I was busy this year. I won and went home.
That's why I couldn't come to Kankun-ki.
I thought, "Damn, I'm safe."
But what if you say you want to come next year?
That world...
Then, only on the day Sawa-san comes...
Oh, I'll change the content...
I'll start 30 minutes early and...
I'll do "oshiin" too.
I'll do Ito Shiro-san and Mari will do "oshiin" too.
"Oshiin! Oshiin!"
I'll finish in 30 minutes and when Sawa-san comes back...
"Now, I'll show you the real Kankun-ki!"
That stage is terrible.
It's not terrible.
- Is it? - It's not terrible.
It's terrible in its own way.
If you go with the refreshing image of a TV show...
You'll be surprised.
- I'm excited to hear it. - I won't show you.
I won't ask for it.
You want to see it, don't you?
It's all Sekine-san's work.
All of it!
Motogari-san, how was Sekine-san's "soukansu"?
As expected, it's wide.
It's gorgeous and...
Sekine-san's kindness and kindness are reflected in "soukansu".
I'm filled with happiness today.
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- I... - If you reject the second date and go on a date, you're a bad... - You're a bad... - You're a bad...
I think we all have awkward moments, so let's talk about some episodes of awkward moments.
First of all, Mr. Ohta, how about you?
- I'm always awkward. - I'm always awkward.
- I'm always awkward. - I'm always awkward, but...
- I'm often awkward with people. - Yes.
- I'm from Saitama. - Yes.
The other day, I rarely go back, but I went back to my hometown of Saitama.
And even though I'm from Saitama, I don't have a bear.
When you go to a shopping district, you usually see bears.
An awkward atmosphere flows between you and the taxi driver. Why is that?
So I got in a taxi and tried to go back to my hometown.
The driver said, "Oh, you're Mr. Ohta!"
I said, "Yes."
He said, "What's wrong with you?"
I said, "This is my hometown!"
He looked really awkward.
There are a lot of such things.
The other day, I got in a taxi and...
It was a woman driver.
She said, "Oh, you're Mr. Ohta! I always see you."
She said, "You're getting older."
- To a woman? - Yes, to a woman.
- She's an awkward woman. - Stop it.
She said, "Mr. Ohta, you're so cool when you see me up close."
I said, "Really?"
She was very happy.
She kept looking at me like that.
She said, "Mr. Ohta, you're always energetic."
"When I watch you on TV, I get energized."
"I didn't know you were such a nice guy."
"Entertainers are amazing!"
I was in a good mood when I got home, and after a while...
"Sir! Watanabe Ken! Watanabe Ken!" I said.
"Huh?" I looked, and in the car next to me was really Watanabe Ken.
The old woman was very happy.
She opened the window like this and...
"KEN-SAN!!"
You're laughing, right?
I am!
Ken Watanabe was laughing too.
"I'm going to get caught! It's not good!"
My hat was also taken off.
Then Watanabe said "Waaa!!"
"KEN-SAN IS COOL AFTER ALL!!"
"I'M NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL!!"
I'm sorry. I apologize for that.
You looked very awkward.
You said that, didn't you?
Mr. Kendo Kobayashi was riding a taxi in Nagoya.
He said it's a hotel where celebrities stay when they go to Nagoya.
I've been to many celebrities' hotels.
But I think Enka Gajunan is amazing.
Or Oturiikara.
I said, "Here's 10,000 yen, driver. Take it."
He gave me 10,000 yen.
And I said, "You're a comedian. You can't do that."
He said, "No one can give me 10,000 yen."
He kept saying that.
As a representative of comedians, I said, "Here's 10,000 yen."
He said, "Here's 1,000 yen, driver."
I said, "I'm an amateur. I can't take it."
He didn't notice it at all.
It's embarrassing.
There's a reason why he didn't notice it.
The other day, I stopped a taxi in front of my house and got in.
He said, "Mr. Tanaka, this is the house of Mr. Bakusho."
"It's me!"
I had one, too.
I said, "Where are you going?"
When I got closer, I said, "Guests, I'm resting in this area."
You didn't look at me properly!
And you said, "Do you want me to look at the house?"
If you say that to everyone, people will know you're talking.
So I said, "It's me!"
"Oh, I knew this day would come someday!"
I was happy.
You didn't say, "I'm looking at you," surprisingly.
Yeah, I didn't say it.
Last year, I was invited to Tsurutaro-san's house.
Tsurutaro-san?
Yes, and I acted in a drama with him.
And for the celebration, there were only a few cast members.
Tsurutaro-san's house is a luxurious restaurant.
But, because of someone, I feel awkward.
When I went to Tsurutaro-san's house,
it was amazing.
There were a few professional chefs in the kitchen.
It was amazing!
There were a lot of people like us on the dining table.
And one dish at a time, there were a lot of dishes.
It was amazing!
There was a drama with Sazai-san.
At that time, there was Mizuki Arisa-san who played Sazai-san.
And I played Norisuke.
Oh, Norisuke.
Again!
It's not "Again!"
You practiced saying "baboo, baboo, baboo", didn't you?
I played the role of Baboo's father.
And he came.
I was a little late.
When I arrived, Mr. Surtaro told me, "You don't like me, do you?"
"Yes, I do."
I was surprised at the situation and couldn't say "Yes, I do."
"Say it."
"No, no, it's okay, it's okay," I said.
I was going to pray that it wouldn't come out.
"That's it."
"No way, you can't eat it."
"It's shiitake."
"Anyway, eat it."
"There are various dishes."
"Mr. Surtaro is very particular about ingredients,"
"such as fish caught from various places."
"He explains all the dishes one by one."
"It's delicious, isn't it?"
"It's really delicious."
"He is making about three professional dishes."
"And next..."
"Professionals don't get together, do they?"
"They do, they do."
From Gunma, we got the highest quality shiitake mushrooms.
I thought we got it!
I really want you all to eat this.
Today, in order to make good use of the shiitake material, we made it into a steak.
Shiitake steak!
For people who can't eat shiitake, it's not like you don't want to use the raw material.
On the contrary, if you cook it too much, you can still eat it.
On the contrary!
You know what I'm saying, right?
I even eat meat buns with shiitake mushrooms.
You find meat buns with shiitake mushrooms a lot, don't you?
You look like a shiitake mushroom the most out of all of us.
You're right.
Do I look like one?
You don't look like one.
Are you calling me a shiitake mushroom?
No, I'm not.
When it came out, it was this big!
How can you say that?
It was this thick!
It was this big of a shiitake mushroom!
It was like a steak that was sautéed in butter or something like that.
Everyone said, "Wow, it looks delicious!"
"It's delicious, isn't it?" "Yes, it is!" Tsurutaro-san said.
I thought I might die. But I couldn't say, "No, I can't do it."
I didn't know what to do. I couldn't help it. I tried to swallow it without biting it.
I ate it with a lot of energy.
When I saw it, I said, "It's delicious, isn't it?" Tsurutaro-san was happy and ate a lot.
Everyone said, "It's delicious, isn't it?" I managed to eat it. I cleared it.
I'm glad I cleared it.
That day, of course, I got other dishes. I managed to come back safely.
I'm glad I did it. I talked about it to the author.
This is what happened.
Unfortunately, a week later, our show's guest, Tsurutaro-san came.
"Wow! This is great!"
"This is great!"
"Tsurutaro-san, our Tanaka was kind of helpful the other day."
"That's fine! It's true!"
"That's right! That's right!"
"He came to our house and gave us food."
"It was delicious!"
"Don't say it like that! Don't say it like that!"
"I'm thinking about it, but it's impossible!"
"Tsurutaro-san, the other day, Tanaka came back and..."
"What do you think he said?"
"At Tsurutaro-san's house..."
"He made me eat disgusting food!"
"That's not how you say it!"
"That's not how you say it! I didn't say that!"
"It's not that I can't eat it!"
"I didn't say it was disgusting!"
"What?" "No, no, I didn't say that!"
"What are you talking about?" "No, no, I didn't say that!"
"You gave me shiitake mushrooms, right?" "Yes, shiitake mushrooms."
"This guy can't eat shiitake mushrooms!"
"What? Really?"
"Tsurutaro-san was the most awkward."
"I'm sorry..."
"Wow!"
"I'm sorry, shiitake mushrooms!"
"I'm sorry, Tanaka-kun and Tanaka-san!"
"Wow! I'm sorry!"
"I'm going to eat this guy up later!"
"You!"
"You really..."
"You're awkward. This guy..."
"Because you said it was disgusting."
"No, I said it was disgusting!"
"You thought it was disgusting, didn't you?"
"To Tsurutaro-san..."
"I somehow endured it and swallowed it."
"No, I'm telling you that."
"I'm telling you that."
"You're stupid, aren't you?"
"No, what does 'disgusting' even mean?"
"That's what I think, so I'm telling you."
"That's right."
"No, in Yoshimoto..."
"A comedian of the same age as me and his friend..."
"They're really bad friends."
"They're really bad friends,"
"But even if they're bad friends, people don't know about it."
"But when I talked to this guy,"
"Actually, they're really bad friends."
"That's what I told Seiji."
"Seiji?"
"You guys are really bad friends!"
Politics is not about how you meet people.
It's about life.
It's not about how you meet people.
Politics is about how you meet people.
A.K.B Sashihara-san!
Why do you feel awkward with your fans?
It's normal for A.K.B members to say "tannoshi" (meaning "single")
"Tannoshi?"
"Tan" means "single," and "oshi" means "only" in Japanese.
I always say that I'm a fan of Sashiko
but when I look at the next lane or the handshake lane
there are a lot of researchers lined up
and after that I'm sorry again and come to apologize because I had an eye contact
so it's awkward and sad.
I met Serina-chan of SDN yesterday.
What was the hardest job you've ever had?
In the past, at a racecourse in Fuchuoka, ADS and SDN...
You didn't say all of them!
What's ADS?
Racing on a racecourse.
AKB and SDN were at the same event, but AKB weren't great at all.
They were great, but they finished first.
For time adjustment...
For time adjustment at the racecourse.
SDN was going to race on a racecourse with all the old ladies.
And AKB was betting on who would win.
That sounds fun!
I can't forget that!
That's so cool!
Do you remember?
Yes.
Let's guess who will win.
That's a good way of saying it!
I won't forgive you for that!
It's not like that!
I was wondering who would win.
I did predict that Serina would win.
AKB is already at the top of the audience.
It's not like that!
We have a handshake event and we do it behind the scenes for the fans who are waiting for us.
There are a lot of idols who come and say hello in the dressing room.
A lot of them say "hayai, hayai, hayai" and say "nice to meet you, I'm Utematsu Uke."