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Today's numbers!
The most expensive thing regular people bought this year is...
Issey's Lip Open!
What did you buy?
Pretty shoes!
An ashtray!
I was asked to buy a picture for this show.
If you like it, let's sell it for 200,000 yen.
Please give me the microphone.
Now, my corner will begin.
Look forward to it once a week.
The question and answer quiz are chosen by me, Kusaino-senshi!
Hi, I'm Kyopon.
Hi.
I've called a multi-guester and you'll guess who it is.
There are hints in each panel I've searched,
so you'll choose a good hint and guess today's guest.
Got it!
Let me introduce today's guest first.
Curtain, open!
Hello!
How are you?
I'm fine.
What did you eat for breakfast and lunch today?
Today, I ate yakisoba bread.
Yakisoba bread.
Carbohydrates, carbohydrates, right?
That's right. And my weight.
Your weight!
Your weight might be a good hint.
I don't know.
I don't know today.
Here is the food you imagined.
It's not a hit every time.
This is also prepared by him.
Pork shabu-shabu.
Tokyo Hananishiki pork shabu-shabu.
It looks delicious.
Noonboys!
Every Monday and Wednesday, we are training your reactions.
Shall we go?
You will do it?
It's hot!
It's cute.
Good, you got it, you got it, you got it.
So, this is the image group of Maneist-san.
So, Tamo-san, please choose a hint.
"Tamori no ta".
"Tamori no ta". Ah, it was there.
"Tamori no ta", open!
There is a defense club of 300 members of the local student council.
So, it's a defense club?
It's amazing, isn't it?
What does it mean? Do you do something like this?
That's right. Once a year, local people gather and say hello in front of the defense club and let us sing.
Is that so?
Yes.
Local people?
I like hot pot. Hot pot. Shabu-shabu hot pot.
What do you do in times like this?
In this defense club?
Yes.
We have bingo game tournaments.
But you seem to be very good at it, don't you?
That's right.
Good at it?
Looking at it again, I think it's interesting.
Good at it?
I think you're pretty good at livening up the atmosphere of the place.
Then, I'll choose a comedian.
Yes, Sekine-san, please choose a hint.
"Shirabe no shira".
"Shirabe no shira", open!
When he was in college, he appeared in three regular commercials at a local TV station.
Local.
This is a hint.
Maruki Geto-san.
Yes?
You've been popular for a long time.
I like doing various things.
Kansai dialect!
You're fluent!
You suddenly became fluent in Kansai dialect.
Wasn't it Kyoto just now?
Was it?
That's amazing.
Kansai is Kansai, isn't it?
Is it Kansai-like?
Well, it has that kind of taste, too.
It's not just that kind of taste.
Around Kansai?
But it's popular, right?
Then one person!
Then "ga"!
"ga", open!
She succeeded in a 12cm waist diet!
Then it's a woman!
Isn't this amazing?
That's right, it was amazing at the time.
It's a woman.
She had a body like La France, but...
La France?
"La France"?
Can you use "La France" like that?
It's like you're saying "got it"?
Originally, it was "La France".
Then it's a woman!
Correct!
Amazing, Taori!
It's the last round!
The last round!
Please go ahead, Taori.
Oh, thank you.
Please eat up your pork chop.
Bitski!
Yes!
Correct!
Bitski, you're amazing!
Wow!
That's amazing!
It looks so good!
It's rude of you to say "La France" and guess it, right?
I'm sorry, but your way of speaking and your attitude...
Last week, I went home and said this, but...
Taori-san and I are eating normally, right?
That's right!
It's fine, right?
It's fine, of course.
When you eat lunch, it's just right.
Okay, Akimon-san!
Really?
Okay, Nagi!
Nagi, open!
I predicted that your mother is a fortune-teller and is suited for being an entertainer.
Is that so?
That's right!
She's been watching me for a long time, and it's pretty much true.
Then your mother is really good at fortune-telling, isn't she?
She is!
Are you close with your mother?
She calls my house about five or six times a week.
You two are close!
Is that so?
You two are like friends, aren't you?
It's like we're having a meal together.
Is it good?
I'm surprised.
Mannequist-san, do you eat this shabu-shabu often?
I don't talk much.
I like shabu-shabu, so I don't talk much.
It's good to eat it with ponzu, but it's also good to eat it with this special sweet sauce.
This sauce is sweet.
The sauce is good.
Is it good?
But now you're talking in a different way.
Did you choose it?
Then I'll do it.
Sekine-san.
Then I'll do it with "ma".
"Ma", open!
I know, I know, say "hai".
Hai.
Hai, correct!
Let's have them come out!
That's it for today's guest!
This looks like the math professor Akiyama-san
How old are you?
This is my first year of elementary school and I'm six years old
This is my mother. She does fortune-telling
I've heard of the "Eastern Prince"
Is it true?
Yes, it's true!
There's a game where you can kiss a celebrity you like
So I was chosen as "Eastern Prince"
What are you doing?
What are you doing with a live broadcast?
I wanted to put it on
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I'm talking about something important
So I kissed "Eastern Prince"
And I got a good kiss
I don't know why I'm doing it either
You're getting a little too excited
One more thing
Nakai-san, you've been on "Elevator Girl" on "Dougo Onsen"
You've done a lot of things
Yes, I've seen Nakai-san's dramas and "Yubairo Theater" and I wanted to be like him
And that's how I became a singer
This is really good, right?
It's sweet
Yes, it is
Did you put yuzu pepper on it?
No matter how you look at it, we don't have a seat
I'm sorry
Thank you, Tomochika-san
We will draw numbers related to your private life.
We will start from the bottom.
0 is the highest for 6 people.
But it's fine if it's less than 5.
Got it.
Let me introduce our guest.
SKE48, Renato Matsui.
- How old are you? - I'm 20 years old.
- You look young and fresh. - Thank you.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you for having me.
- Some interesting people are here. - That's right.
Kazuki Kozakai. He's like a child.
This is Shota Kozakai. Please come in.
Kozakai-kun, you're old-fashioned. You're young.
I'm young.
Please come in.
Shota-kun, you're alone.
There are two of us.
There are two of you.
Unexpected side of you.
You're a movie fan and you study a lot, dad.
Dad.
Dad, you're like that.
You have a lot of DVDs.
You're good at impersonating and you're misunderstood and made fun of.
That's right.
The other day, I was on Sanma-san's show and he called me "old-fashioned ninja bro".
He said "you can't inherit that DNA".
He said that?
Yes.
Do you remember Segine-kun?
Yes.
Do you remember?
Yes.
Do you remember Segine-kun who came to our house to play when you were in elementary school?
Yes.
Huh?
He was naked in front of the door.
That's right.
I wanted to make Kozakai-kun laugh.
It was an apartment.
Yes.
I was naked in the inner corridor of the apartment.
I rang the doorbell and pressed it.
I said "come in".
I ended up being chased away.
I did it all the time.
The inner corridor of the apartment might be taken by someone else.
That's right.
But if it's the outer corridor, there's that.
People outside might see it, but if it's the inner corridor, it's only ten people.
Nine people is also a problem.
How old were you at that time?
I think I was about three years old.
Do you remember?
Yes, I do.
That's the only thing I remember clearly.
Of course you do!
Your dad's friends ran into you at the inner corridor of the apartment.
It was like a trauma.
I remember clearly.
It was amazing how the dirt collapsed.
Yes, yes, yes!
I ran out of the door, knelt down and laughed.
I do it because I want to see it.
That's amazing.
Then, please.
Thank you.
If it's an A-, it's a no-go.
If it goes from 0 to 5, we'll give you this as a gift.
This is for you.
We haven't done it yet.
Then let's do it in order.
Let's do it in order.
The first one is good.
It's difficult.
Please line up in order.
This is the question that the guests answered this time.
I see.
Well, there are things like that, but there are also things that your father can't forgive you for.
I want to hear about it.
Let's go with the first one.
The first one is...
It's not too bad.
Well, Lena of SK48 is in a sister group, so she knows about it.
I think it's going to be pretty good.
But I don't have a part-time job, so I don't know what to do.
The number of things you learned in elementary school.
Can you say it?
I'll say it.
The number of things you learned in elementary school.
I think Tomochika-san learned a lot of things.
Yes.
Huh? I can't find it.
If you can't find it, just say whatever you want.
Five!
Not bad.
That's a lot.
What did you do?
I learned embroidery, juku, swimming, solo performance...
Huh? What was the last one?
The piano?
Yes, the piano!
You must have been busy when you were young.
No, I didn't do all of them at once.
I did one and then another one and then another one.
That's how it was.
It didn't last long.
That's a problem.
There are a lot of problems.
You've gained weight again recently.
You eat a lot, don't you?
What?
What's wrong?
I think you eat too much.
I eat pork shabu five or six times a week.
I really like it.
You eat it almost every day.
I do.
Shall we begin?
Let's begin.
Yes, this is it.
It's not much.
Are you impersonating me?
No, I'm not impersonating you.
I'm not impersonating you.
What is it?
It's the classic "shuji" and "soloban".
By the way, the teacher of "soloban" was Manami Chiemi's cousin, who was a former idol singer of a group called "pansy".
You're a maniac!
And you're her cousin?
You're her cousin?
Yes, I'm her cousin.
"kotaku"
Yes.
You got one point.
That's good.
Well, thank you for coming out clean.
What did you do?
I taught painting.
Painting?
I also taught juku and English conversation.
I also did water painting.
But your father is also good at painting.
That's right.
He's really good, isn't he?
That's right.
That's why you inherited it from your father, isn't it?
Yes, that's the only thing.
Oh, here it is again.
I wish we had a better side.
The adhesion is weak.
It's weak.
Shall we do it diagonally?
That's right.
It's a legendary accident that happens.
I'll go first.
Let's go where your father won't let you go.
Let's go with Ren-chan.
Let's see... Huh?
I'm sorry, it's hard to find.
It's okay.
Yes, it's not okay.
What is it, father?
Well...
I'm scared of getting angry sometimes.
And I don't like having a bottle of water in front of me.
What?
I don't like having a bottle of water in front of me.
Your father?
Yes.
Your father doesn't like it?
And I don't like natto.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?!
I don't like it.
What do you mean you don't like it?
I don't like having something expensive in front of me.
You don't like it, do you?
Are you an old man, father?
No, I'm not.
When I put something in front of me, I'm often told to move it away.
Does it get angry that much?
It doesn't get angry that much.
When I put something in front of me, I'm often told to move it away.
I'm curious about it.
You don't put things in front of you, do you?
You're right.
What about you, Komachika?
First of all, when we lived together in the morning,
he came to my room at about 5 in the morning and said, "Don't you know my T-shirt that says 'universal'?"
I said, "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know." He said that from 5 in the morning.
It seems like you like universal.
It seems like I like that T-shirt very much.
Did you look for it in front of you?
No, it's not like that, but...
I don't know if you thought it was mixed up in my drawer, but...
He said, "Don't you know universal?"
You didn't look for it, did you?
No, I didn't.
It's just mixed up in front of you.
Yes, yes.
Another thing is that men often fix their T-shirts right away.
They fix their T-shirts right away wherever they are.
I don't know about women, but...
It can't be helped.
The manager of Tsurube, Alex, doesn't use his hands, but fixes his T-shirt with one hand.
What?
Instead of that, he does something like this.
How about this?
"What did you say? What did you say?"
"Let me fix my T-shirt."
Men don't know about this.
But women don't know about this.
Men always feel uncomfortable about it.
Yes, yes.
Do you have a good position for yourself?
Yes, yes.
You agree with him very much.
I agree with him.
It seems like it's difficult for you.
Yes, it is.
I can't fix my T-shirt in front of people, so I fix it like this.
Let's not talk about number one in the afternoon.
I usually fix it like this.
Mr. Oto, Mr. Iyo, what do you have in mind?
Well, I have something to worry about.
Even if everyone is not ready yet,
when I'm waiting at the entrance,
my family rushes and says, "Oh, we have to get ready."
That's the only thing I worry about.
I see.
Even if you look at it from a speaking point of view, there is such a thing, isn't it?
Well, it's a hassle.
It's a hassle, isn't it?
When curry came, I was going to eat it from the plate.
It's too worldly.
It's a shame.
There's more!
Wait!
I'd like to cut it.
I'd like to know about this kind of relationship.
How many times have you been treated by famous people this year?
Matsui-san!
That's right.
What about the members?
We don't treat each other.
I'm from Nagoya.
Even if I work in Tokyo, I don't go out for a meal.
Do you go back to Nagoya after work?
I go back to the hotel or go home after work.
Do you have such a life?
I may not have such a life.
Does it mean you don't get along with each other?
We get along well.
There are four of us.
Tanaka-san from "Bakusho Mondai".
We get along well.
Arita-san from “Crime City”.
And Azumax-san.
And Bando Eri-san.
You have a wide range of people.
This kind of relationship is also maniacal.
Does Bando-san eat a lot?
I always go out for a meal.
But I always tell Connor and the president that they shouldn't eat a lot.
Otakai-kun!
Who is it?
Yes.
Is your father naked?
My father is naked.
I've been invited by the director of Rakugo-kan and other senior people in the agency.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Six times! - Six times!
- Seventy-three! Not yet! - Not yet!
- Not yet! - Not yet!
- You have to say it! - You have to say it!
- I think you have to say thirty or so... - Age...
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Age... - Age!
- Age! - Age!
- Yeah. - Age!
- Age when you first saw a celebrity in person! - Age!
- Age when you first saw a celebrity in person! - Yes!
- Cute! - Good job!
- Good job! - You're good!
Where?
When I was waiting for the Shinkansen at the station gate...
- Kinki Kids-san was riding the Shinkansen! - Wow!
- Two of you? - Yes, I saw them.
- Wow! - Were they at the station?
- They were riding in the Shinkansen we were staying in. - Wow!
- On foot? - A lot of people noticed them.
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's twelve! - That's twelve!
- Now... - Now...
- I'll hold it up for you. - Yes!
- Huh? You're surprisingly fast! - Huh? You're surprisingly fast!
- Huh? You're surprisingly fast! - Yes!
- Who? - I was nine years old.
But when I attended a local Karaoke competition...
The guest was Tonezu-san.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's... - That's Tonezu-san was the first.
- Wow... - Yes.
- Ozaka-gun... - Yes!
- I'm also Kansai. - Oh, I see!
- After all... - Earlier...
- I'm also Segine-san... No, Zenra's Segine-san was... - No, Zenra's Segine-san was...
- Segine-san! - Segine-san!
- My first to see him as a celebrity. - It's my first time seeing you as a celebrity.
- I'm sorry! - That's your first time?
- That's my first time seeing you as a celebrity... - My first time seeing you as a celebrity...
- It's a good thing. - It's a good thing.
My father's relationship like this is worth singing about, isn't it?
- 490,000 yen! - That's bad!
- That's bad! - That's bad!
- There's only two people left. - What should we do?
- But what is it? - It's the least...
- It's the least... - What do you think it is?
It's a ponzi scheme.
We have to do it for a bit.
How about winning a trophy you have in this amount of money?
- That's a lot of money. - That's a lot of money.
- You can do it in elementary school too. - That's right.
- But this... - But you can only earn that much.
- That's about it. - That's not enough.
How many rooms do you live in?
- No, but... - Is it really that little?
- I don't know. - I'm sure you live alone.
- Are you moving? - Part-time?
- Oh, you don't work part-time. - You don't work part-time.
- That's bad! - That's bad!
- That's bad! - It's difficult today.
- Then I'll use the number of trophies I have. - Yes, the number of trophies you have.
- Mina-chan. - Yes!
- What's the biggest one? - The biggest one is...
- When I was in elementary school, I won a big prize in a writing contest. - That's great!
- Because you're a literature student. - I had to get a lot of certificates at school. - Certificates at school? - Yes.
- When I was in high school, I was a businessman. So I have a lot of weapons and information processing certificates. - That's great!
- That's great! - Thank you! - That's great!
- Six. - Six, right? - That's great!
- What's the biggest one? - The biggest one is...
- I used to play tennis. You may not know about it, but I'm the official tennis club "Ehime's Naburachiro". - That's great!
- At that time, I was in the top eight in a middle school competition. - You were in the top eight? - Yes!
- Thank you! - That's great!
- I'm sorry! - It's okay!
- It's okay! - It's okay! - It's okay! - It's okay! - It's okay! - It's okay! - It's okay! - It's okay!
- When I was in elementary school, I made the drawing in my textbook. - That's great! - That's great! - That's great! - What did you make?
- I assembled a plastic bottle and made something like a monument. It's in my fourth year in elementary school drawing textbook. - That's great! - That's great! - You made it in your textbook? - It's amazing!
Dad will be angry if he sees that, right?
What is it?
Put it in front of him.
17-22.
How about your vision?
I don't know anything about it.
You just said you have 5 vision.
Vision is about 3 on average per person, right?
That's right.
9 is not enough.
Well...
I can hope for a small change.
How about others?
17!
Even if it's a room, 17 won't work.
No, it won't work.
Moving... Tomochika-san seems like she has a lot of them.
Similar to that is, can you count impersonations? For example, Tomochika-san has an impersonation repertoire.
That's fast!
It doesn't matter if it's an impersonation or not, as long as it looks like you!
I think it's most likely to be an impersonation!
Then what is it?!
Okay, K.K., go for it!
You can't choose anything!
Tomochika might have a part-time job.
But it's pretty early to debut.
But it's 17 years old!
It's over 17 years old.
Then, move!
Move!
You can say anything, but...
Let's say "move"!
Move!
OK!
Second floor!
That's right.
You know it already.
Second floor...
From your parents' house?
Well...
All of them are from my parents' house.
From my parents' house to my parents' house.
Yes.
Two times.
That's impossible.
Thirteen times. Thirteen times.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
By the way, did you see anything?
What was good about it?
There's a lot of things written about it.
What about your part-time job?
My part-time job was good too.
What about your qualification?
What was my qualification?
My qualification was 15 years old.
Energy Exhibition
In this world, it's not about trying to get rid of it.
On the contrary!
On the contrary, on the contrary!
We have sent you various images of getting rid of it, so we'd like you to get rid of it.
If you're tired, you can sit on the sofa behind you.
Yes, thank you.
Then, the Exhibition of Getting Rid of It begins!
First of all, an exhibition of getting rid of it provided by Chichibu City, Horiguchi Mio of Saitama Prefecture.
The title is "Mii-ta-na".
Most people say that, don't they?
Yes, they do.
When I was in school, I used to see people like this.
Cute.
Let's go to the next one.
The next one is from Hyogo Prefecture, Kobe City, Katayama Yuki-san, 27 years old.
The title is "Reverse Human".
Oh, you put your pants like this.
You're kidding me.
Oh, I see.
I wanted you to wear a jacket underneath as well.
You put your pants under your pants.
Let's move on.
Next up is from Kashiba City, Chiba Prefecture.
Mr. Hirose Tamotsu gave it to me.
The title is "Found a treasure rice ball".
Oh!
Wow!
How did you do it?
It's good.
I'm doing it by machine.
If you buy this, you will definitely open it from the stand.
Certainly.
The bird will break.
Wow!
It's rare.
I think it's like this.
Next, we will show you a picture of the rice ball that we got from Tochigi Prefecture, Tochigi City, Ban Misaki.
The title is "Serious Show-off".
- I'm a little discouraged. - I'm discouraged too.
- This is discouragement. - This is interesting.
- This is interesting. - I'm discouraged.
- You're discouraged. - You're discouraged.
- Cute. - This is a message from the Discouragement Exhibition.
Yes.
The Discouragement Exhibition will be recruiting images of you being discouraged.
Please send us images to email address itomo@info.fujiteribi.co.jp.
You can also send images from the show's homepage.
And for those who have been selected, here is the file called "itomo Tatsuryoku Tamori".
We look forward to seeing your work.
Do you have anyone you want to call?
Four points and you win.
Here we go!
Ready...
Start!
Yes.
Oh, Tomochiko-san.
Yes!
It will be held alone.
November 26th at Lumineza Yoshimatsu.
And December 9th at Namba Grand Kagetsu.
It will be performed under the title "Sekkakuya Kara".
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes, SKE48 released their single "Oki Doki" this week.
It's a song that will cheer you up.
Everyone, please listen to it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yes.
Oh, World Cup Ballet.
World Cup Ballet will be held in Japan against Serbia from 8:10 tonight.
Everyone, please watch it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
It's a shame.
Oh, it's a theater dancer.
Theater dancer.
It's a shame.
Theater dancer.
Well...
I'm sorry about today.
Thank you for watching and see you next week!