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I'm sorry for making you come with me.
Today's guest is Serina from sdn48!
Akb and sdn?
Yes, that's right!
What is it?
What do you mean what is it?
Sumo! Let's do sumo!
What? Sumo?
Sumo?
I don't do sumo!
I don't do it!
It's a secret! Sumo!
Sumo? Oh, again! Sumo!
Sumo is strong! Yes, please!
Let me introduce you...
The Ilié Cap with stars!
Ilié-san, nice to meet you.
What do you think of this segment?
A lot of people have watched it.
Even elementary school kids have watched it.
"Oh, I've seen it, I've seen it!"
And the next day, they said, "It's the second time!"
The same elementary school kids do it every day.
That's right, there are neighbors who do it.
Ilié-san, you have been around since you were 5,000 years old.
Your schedule for this week is...
November 2nd...
The IT president and Chanko Nabe meeting.
After that meeting, we went to a massage parlor.
Massage parlor?
Yes, we happened to meet...
Nishio Matsugun and Matazo Mimata at the massage parlor.
The two of them were flirting with each other.
Yes, while they were massaging me.
Who is this IT president?
He is the IT president of a company in Shinjuku.
He earns about 2 billion yen a year.
2 billion yen?
Yes, about 2 billion yen a year.
That's how it is.
That's how it is from the beginning?
Yes.
IT is a lot of money.
Yes.
2 billion yen?
2 billion yen.
And...
Yoshiko Hakamada and...
A meal party.
Yes.
What does it have to do with anything?
We happened to be in a drama together.
We went out to eat regularly.
We got married and had kids together.
I forgive you for being in a drama, but I won't forgive you for being in a drama.
That's right!
I was in one in the past.
What role did you play?
I played a detective in "Joshideka".
A detective?
You were in "Joshideka"?
In "Joshideka", Mr. Pinko and Mr. Nakama E. K. were in it.
Mr. Pinko!
Where did you go?
I was in it.
And...
On the 4th, Imada-san and Miyazako-san had a meal party with Daisuke.
That's right.
This is Imada-san's house.
The "meal party" season is finally here.
Yes, it's finally here.
It's started.
Yes.
So we had a meal party for the whole year.
How many meal parties do you have every year?
In Nabe, we have about 150 meal parties every six months.
Every year, we have Nabe.
We have Nabe every year.
We have Nabe with the president of the company.
We have it every other week.
We have it from fall to winter.
You should have Nabe by now.
If you have that much.
That's right.
And...
A hobby you share with others.
What is it?
I have a hobby of sharing with others.
I open a shop in Meiji Park once a month.
You do it?
Yes.
What do you sell?
Clothes I don't need.
Do you have that much?
I have a lot.
But the size is not small.
Only I can buy it.
But small people buy it and girls buy it too.
Girls buy it?
I have been doing it for 10 years.
The flea market is quite famous.
You have been doing it for 10 years?
I have been doing it for 10 years, the flea market.
How much do you earn per month?
Sometimes it's really amazing.
About 140,000 yen.
In one day?
You do it?
It's amazing.
There are various things.
And...
After that...
The wedding ceremony of the program director.
The famous person who came.
Kanno Mio and Megumi.
Megumi is...
Kanno Megumi?
Kanno Megumi and Megumi.
Kanno Mio and Megumi.
Megumi is not the Megumi I know.
That's Honjama.
What are you talking about?
I don't need this information.
Megumi is the host.
And Kanno Mio is the guest.
She was the host?
Yes, she was the host for a short time.
She was the hostess of "Iitomo no eddy".
I see.
And now she is the host of a different program.
She is the hostess of "Iitomo no eddy".
Has she met Kanno Mio many times?
I don't know.
I met her in a program and we got along well.
I just saw her.
I met her once and said "uii" to her.
I met Kanno Mio by chance and said "uii" to her.
I said "uii irai desu" and she said "uboitemasu" to me.
I met Kanno Mio by chance and said "uboitemasu" to me.
I met Coach Saenrecce Hirojima and we got along well.
What time did you meet him?
Around 1 a.m.
Who met Kanno Mio's son?
Asuka Ryo!
Where did you meet him?
Chagen?
Chagen is not Chagen.
I met Kanno Mio's son on his birthday.
Didn't you work?
No, we didn't work.
We worked on Sundays.
We went to a school festival.
After that, we went to Wazuda University.
700 people came and we could go with 30 first-come, first-served.
30 against 1?
30 against 1.
It was 15 against 15, girls against boys.
I went in and said "Hello, are you having fun today?"
You just turned it?
I did.
Did you say "oh yeah"?
I said "oh yeah, oh yeah, oh lady, yeah".
Did you get excited?
No, we got excited!
But a lot of people got excited when they called you out.
Yeah, we got really excited.
What is "gokonyozo"?
There is a term for "gokonyozo".
For example?
For example, "sekigahara" means 10 against 10 or more.
Oh, "sekigahara"!
10 against 10 or more.
For a large number of people?
That's right.
10 against 10 is already a large number of people?
That's right, for a large number of people, it's 10 against 10.
What is it usually like?
Usually, the best is 3 against 3.
That's "sekigahara".
What other terms are there?
There is also "kougyoukoukou".
"kougyoukoukou"?
It's obviously for a large number of men, but it's "kougyoukoukou" for a large number of women.
8 men and 3 women, that's "kougyoukoukou".
Yeah.
There is also "tnp".
"tnp"?
It's when you don't order pizza.
That kind of thing exists?
Does that have a meaning?
You don't order pizza?
Yeah, you don't order pizza?
"Why didn't you order pizza?"
"It's "tnp"!"
It's "tnp" like...
"Why didn't you order pizza?"
Is there such a thing as a meaning?
It's "tnp" because you want to eat pizza suddenly.
"tnp"?
Yes.
Who says that to the staff? "It's "tnp"!"
The staff says, "Huh?"
Yes, there are many kinds of "kougyoukou".
After playing "kougyoukou", we would drink it in the morning.
With who? This!
Oh!
This is just by chance!
I drank it. I called my friend
my junior who is an actor
and I asked him "It's over
what are you doing?" and he said "I'm drinking
won't you come?" and he came.
Eh, you drink a lot, Akura-chan. You drink until morning?
You drink until morning? That's amazing.
My junior was mostly oolong tea, but he drank a lot. I drank quite a lot.
Did you get pizza?
No, I didn't get pizza.
Didn't you get T.N.P.?
I didn't get T.N.P.
It's T.N.I. It's an unordered T.N.I.
That's true.
That's true, it's T.N.I.
Now, we're back with the president of Abareru.
Me? I don't know about this.
This is N25.
What?
N25?!
Age 25 years old?
Yes, age 25 years old.
Wow!
And yesterday, we had a meal together.
Gourmet!
Eh?!
What?!
That's right.
We've known each other for a long time and we said "Let's go eat together."
Do you know about Green's face?
I don't know about Green's face!
I know about Oniisan's face!
Oniisan?
Yes.
And the person who became famous a while ago?
I think he's the one who became famous a while ago.
That person?
Yes, yes.
Wow!
Amazing.
He's cool.
What does he look like?
But Green seems like he has a long history of life, right?
This Green's brother, Hide-san, and Jin-san seem like they've been friends for a long time.
Right?
Yes.
That's right.
Seiji!
Seiji is connected there!
Seiji has a connection with Green.
Does Seiji know Green's members?
Does he know?
Wow!
He made a song and Seiji sang it.
You don't have to show your face when you love someone.
Really?
You're always playing.
Every week...
That's right.
Are you going to school?
Yes, I work a lot every week.
Now!
For super popular artists, the World Cup will be held.
This is a little while ago, right?
It's a little while ago.
It's a little while ago, but...
It's a friend's...
Here it is!
Tsukima Switch!
I call him "Shinta-kun"
Shinta-kun!
You were invited by Futosaru-niisan. How did you meet?
I'm the same age as him, but we're in the same age group of 77 people.
We met there and Futosaru-niisan told me to come.
I see.
The opponent team is...
This one!
Mystery!
Sakurai-san!
I didn't know about this either!
Sakurai-san happens to be my opponent!
I was surprised!
I was like, "Wow, Sakurai-san exists!"
How was Sakurai-san?
Sakurai-san was wearing a really refreshing uniform.
He was really refreshing.
He was chasing the ball.
Is Futosaru good?
Futosaru is good, Sakurai-san!
Pizza's here! Pizza's here!
A lot of spectators...
Of course, they're looking forward to Sakurai-team's victory...
This one!
Splendid! Right-team's victory!
We're not trying to show off, are we?
That's right!
"Why did we win?"
Is your team strong?
There are a lot of good players and skaters.
For example, who's a skater?
Former J.League players.
Ah, I see!
Some of them are pros.
Like, "It's a modern game!"
That's right!
By the way, in this match...
BreakMaid...
Naoto Interivee has also participated!
Naoto-san is really good at soccer!
Is that so?
He's as good as an entertainer!
Is it a penalty?
No, he's way better than Pena-san!
He's better than Pena?!
Way better than Pena!
He's good!
Yes, way better!
If that's the case...
Wacky, what do you want me to do?!
Now!
Actually, I also make music!
If you'd like, please listen to it!
I gave my own CD to Sakurai-team!
But!
"Sing a good song!"
"Shall I introduce you to my agency?"
I asked my current agency!
Amazing!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
Listen to this!
I was surprised to hear that meeting can lead to many things
Now, this is where the problem starts
Everyone, this is a tragedy that happened to Jojima-san
You will know about this tragedy when you went to karaoke with Jojima-kun the other day
A tragedy happened
What could that tragedy be?
Everyone, please listen
Do you go with Rita often?
Sometimes, I went with the staff
When I went karaoke with my co-workers
Why did you go together?
A director I met on a show introduced me to him
I see, you met him
Really, Irie-san?
Yes
Do you work?
I do! I do!
I'm doing a fortune-telling course
You're doing it, right?
Now, let's start with the people who raised their hands
Shall we start with Oto-san?
Yes
A tragedy that happened to Jojima-san is...
Jojima-kun?
I didn't order pizza
TNP!
It's not TNP!
Yes!
Yes, Serina-chan!
Jojima-san didn't come back from the bathroom
I forgot his face and I didn't know which room Irie-san was in
Ah, you didn't know which room he was in
It's different
Yes!
Now, Sashiko!
Yes!
Only when Jojima-san was singing, the staff brought the menu he ordered
Ah!
It's just the right timing
Ah!
Now, Tanaka-san!
Everyone is singing "storm" songs and they're in a bad mood
I see!
Tamura-san!
Use the microphone and...
Don't do it!
Big news!
When we went to karaoke together, everyone put in "Tokio Medley" but...
Because I'm a vocalist, I couldn't sing "Tokio Medley"!
That's right.
You couldn't sing it?
Even if I couldn't sing it, he said "I'll play it for you" and I couldn't sing it at all.
As a result, that song was sung by a comedian of the same generation called "Dekka-chan".
"Dekka-chan"?
Who is "Dekka-chan"?
"Dekka-chan"!
Let's meet again next week!
Thank you!
This program is brought to you by Tokyo Metropolitan Government.
A dream come true for a photo book of war equipment in the middle of a battle!
We've taken three photos of idols you'd like to be, so please guess who they are.
I don't know!
There's no prize or prize money.
Why are you giving us unnecessary information?
Please do it with all your might.
I don't know!
He did it with all his might.
It's a mess today.
It's a mess.
I'll give you something.
Stop it!
I did it! I did it!
Do you know who it is?
You've done too many things.
It's a mess.
I didn't even get a chance to guess who it is.
You should pick one.
This is the theme of the photo book our guest chose.
Ah!
Pipoli!
It's a high level.
It's beautiful.
There's no image of a shield.
Is there?
Yes!
Come on!
Let's see the first one.
Here it is!
Ah!
Eh?
I know who it is!
It's fast.
It's big.
Correct!
You don't know.
Of course I know!
Beijing!
Genjin!
Ta-da!
Correct!
Genjin!
Ta-da!
What's up with you guys?
I did it! I did it!
I was the last one to answer.
Everyone was out of order.
Correct!
Is it that easy to understand?
Yes.
You're good at it!
Correct!
I was surprised!
I was wondering why you said it!
Who is it?
Is it a comedian?
Only the audience knows the correct answer.
I'm really good at it.
It's this one.
"Ah, is that so?"
It doesn't mean "Eh, it's coming up!"
It's not "Ah!"
It's "Ah!"
Huh?
Kamueiko came yesterday.
"Ah!"
Well, it's better than "Ah!"
Me too!
Azumas is different.
Her eyes are big.
There are people who say "Ah!"
Well...
It's correct!
I've seen it before.
It's completely different from "meet the ring"!
It's pretty much the same, right?
It was like this when you debuted?
Yes, yes. There's not much of a difference.
You know him well, right?
Yes!
- I don't know. - Then, Tamo-san, please give us a hint.
- Correct! - Nice!
- I knew it! - I knew it!
- Maybe you don't know it. - Maybe you don't know it.
- Maybe you don't know it. - Let's look at the profile.
- How old are you? - Eighty, seventy-five, eighty-three, and above.
- It's like a charm. - It's like a charm.
- There's a chance. - There's no way.
- It's like a charm. - It's like a charm.
- You don't think about it much. - You don't think about it much.
- Maybe a little similar. - Eh?
- Is it Sydney? - It's not Sydney!
- It's not Sydney. It's not Sydney. It's Kato den Naito. - Kato den Naito.
- It's Kato den Naito. - Kato den Naito.
It's pretty scientific.
Her eyes are wide open.
I think I've seen it before.
I don't know.
Ah! I know!
Who is it?
Just say it.
If you say it right, you'll get it right away.
Fukawa-san?
That's right!
That kind of reaction is the worst!
It doesn't make any sense for the end of the year!
To be honest, I'm going to beat you all up today!
This video was brought to you by these sponsors.
The world's first female hunter!
It's a simple game where you guess Shinjyu's name.
The person guessing Shinjyu's name is Professor Kazumasa Saksa of Professor Shinjyu.
Professor Kazumasa.
He's one of the best.
Nice to meet you.
Saksa!
Saksa-chan!
Nice to meet you.
By the way, let me introduce you first.
"rebook" and "search" are rising rapidly on Google.
They rank first and second.
That's amazing!
Third place is that bobo-chan!
Bobo-chan!
That's why we made a T-shirt today as well.
Here it is.
That's right, but...
It's obvious.
Is your mustache small?
No, it's just a simple mustache.
A simple mustache?
What do you mean by a perm?
Do you have that much interest in me now?
I wanted it, but...
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
I'll give this to the correct team.
Thank you.
Now, I'll give it to you.
It has Shinji's name written on it.
It has "mistermect" written on it.
You're lying!
It's not like that!
It's a team name!
Nana-san?
I thought it was unified.
You all know, don't you?
I thought it was unified.
It's not unified at all.
Why did you change the team name?
Kiba-no-ro.
Baburisa.
Babirusa.
Black Back.
It's all colored.
There are four of them.
Black Back.
Black is really popular.
Now, let's see the first picture of Black Back.
Black Back is characterized by twisted long horns that grow in India and Nepal.
That's amazing!
It looks like a horned black back.
Black Back is characterized by "deppa" that grows in the Kancho style of Africa.
What is this?
It's deppa!
It's a horned black back.
What is this?
It looks like a horn.
Black Back is characterized by four "kiba" that grow in Indonesia.
I know this one!
It's a twisted long horned back.
Black Back is characterized by a length of about one meter that grows in China and the Korean peninsula.
Let's give them a hint.
Are you ready?
Let's give them a hint about Kiba-no-ro.
Okay.
Let's go with Kiba-no-ro.
Kiba-no-ro is a dangerous place for cowards.
When a circle approaches, they scream and run away.
They are very cautious.
They usually hide under riverside.
They are good at swimming.
If they get into water and swim away...
They are good at swimming?
Sometimes, they use their fangs to attack.
Fangs?
Don't they usually run away?
They usually run away.
But, sometimes, they use their fangs.
They don't have fangs, do they?
But, is Kiba-no-ro really using their fangs?
Yes, it is.
Is there a hook?
I don't know the size of it.
Let's move on.
There is nothing.
What is next?
Are we moving on?
There is no hint.
Then, what do we do?
Is it this?
Only Kiba-no-ro?
Kiba-no-ro is...
According to the hint...
This?
Is it this?
Because they swim.
They swim well.
They don't swim much.
They don't swim.
I don't know about this.
But, isn't it because it is in water?
But, I can't imagine them running away while screaming.
But, even if they don't scream...
"Hurry up and die!"
Then, what is Babylsa's hint?
Babylsa.
I hid it.
Babylsa is a creature that dies because of something even if it doesn't cause you to die.
I understand.
It is said that it is a philosopher who lives while looking at his own death.
Which one is it?
Is it okay?
It's fine.
It's this one.
This one.
It stretches out and...
It stings you.
That's not something you should know!
"Rusa" from "babirusa" means "screech" in local language.
"Screech"?!
Hey, Junior!
Is it different?
No, but "tepunaku", "tepunakau" is this one!
"Tepunakau" is this one!
It's like a sculpture!
No, no, I learned this from Hosshan.
Ah, you know it?!
No, I said there's a guy who stings you.
What?!
Junior, you can't say anything about your teammates' opinions!
It's the same!
It's three of you!
If it's a philosophical face, it's fine!
It's the same.
Hurry up and do it! Hurry up and do it! Hurry up and do it!
Are you that confident?
I'm not sure about that.
Are you that confident?
No, but for real...
And you eat "moudoku" and "kinomi", and you eat it while eating "tsuchi" from "dokkeshi".
It's like that.
No, it's true.
I think crossing each other means something.
It's like, "ah, ah."
Let's go with this.
Shall we?
I'm sad...
Okay, then, let's see the black bag's choice.
The black bag is a popular friendship that forms a harem.
A!
A?!
I thought only A would be popular!
I can't think of anything else but A!
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that!
A "moudoku" is 20-30 of them, and only females and children live in it.
And when it becomes half-coloured, a male comes in and forms a harem of one male.
But when that male comes in, only that male becomes black.
Black!
From white to black.
Ta-dah!
Gen!
Jin!
I'm doing it!
The camera was surprised!
Let's go with B.
Why are you doing this?
It's a live broadcast!
Here's the time!
Hey! T-B!
T-L-T!
T-L-B!
Isn't it just for fun?
What's your number?
Mine is N-0!
What are you going to do?
Then we'll go with D!
Are you going to let me win like that?
What am I supposed to do?
Didn't you think it was wrong?
Then let's go with D!
Then should we stop?
No, no.
It's decided!
The answer is...
It's a matter of responsibility.
It's more important than your reputation.
If you get this right, you win!
If you get it right, you win!
If you get it wrong, you lose!
I really didn't do anything! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I definitely thought it was this one!
As Dr. Babil-saber said...
As Junior-san said...
When the fangs of your head pierce your brain...
Junior-san, is that what you're saying?
You'll die.
You'll die?
The meaning of looking at death is...
As the fangs of your head get closer...
They get in your brain?
Yes, and they get in your brain.
That itself is...
The fangs of your upper jaw bend and go up like this.
That's what people say a lot!
There's a picture of Dr. Babil-saber.
It's true!
That's why I was curious about it.
You don't see pictures like that during lunch breaks, do you?
That's really...
It's too sad!
The reason why the fangs stretch like this is...
It's just something girls want to eat.
You don't attack them with it...
You don't grab their food...
But girls want to eat it.
But girls don't know that they're about to die!
That's one of the reasons why girls like it.
It's really sad.
This story is kind of sad!
So, what about the fangs?
The fangs are really cute!
There are fangs just for pushing.
The fangs destroy people who come into your brain.
Usually, deers have horns, don't they?
But deers have fangs.
They have fangs at first.
They know that they can't attack with just fangs...
And eventually, they become horns.
That's how deers evolve.
That's cute!
So the black back is different.
Yes, black back is different.
And there are about 100-300 naked mice in a tunnel.
They live like ants.
There is a queen-like mouse and there are working ants and soldiers around it.
What's amazing about it is that it's only about this size,
but it can live about ten times longer than a mouse of this size.
How many years can it live?
About 30 years.
30 years?!
That's amazing!
Pre-match Iitomo Cup!
Today's game is "Born to Run".
If you knock down a stick and it falls over here, you can switch and receive it.
Let's go!
Start!
What is this?
Oh, it's a bad idea!
It was shocking, wasn't it?
Don't shoot me! Stop it!
Don't shoot me!
He couldn't make it in time.
It was a good fight.
It wasn't funny at all.
He hasn't woken up yet.
Really?
I'm coming!