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Today's numbers!
The average salary of business regulars who get off at A-team on the first floor is...
Flip open at once!
Becky-san, this is...
Zero. I don't use it much.
Give me back!
Ten thousand?
Do you want me to lend you some money?
Thank you!
Everyone, it's been a week of busyness.
The segment I'm in charge of has been held.
Yay!
The title is "I Only Know Saturday and Sunday"!
Yay!
Today, we have another guest.
Everyone, please guess who it is.
I looked it up and made a panel of nine.
Everyone, please guess who it is based on the hints on the panel of nine.
I memorized it like a line.
Now, let's introduce today's guest only to the audience.
Curtain, open!
- She's an idol. - Isn't that a little too much?
How are you today?
I'm a little sick, but I'm fine.
- Is that so? - Yes.
- She's a woman, isn't she? - She's a proper woman.
- She's a veteran. - She's a veteran.
- When I first came in, there wasn't much laughter. - That's right.
- When I first came in, there was a big explosion. - That's right.
- When I first came in. - When I first came in, there was one person like this.
- It's bad. It's bad, sensei. - It's bad.
- The customers... - What did you eat for breakfast today?
- Rice, natto, onsen egg, char-siu pork and miso soup. - That's Japanese.
- I'm also curious about what you ate. - That's Japanese.
- Onsen egg. - So we've prepared an image gourmet of this person.
It's this person's image gourmet.
- Huh? - Huh?
- A poet? - That's unexpected.
- Korean home-cooked food. - Korean?
- Why? - This...
This really can't be a hint.
- But everyone says so. - Isn't this useless?
- Every week. - Every week.
- But if you make that face, it's not like you're talking.
- Then let's ask this person. Why do you think it's this?
- I've been to Korea twice for work this year.
- Yes. - But compared to home-cooked food, the hanra here is way better.
- It's one of the best hanra.
- But isn't it very different from your own image?
- Ah, but... How do I say it?
- No, it's me.
- It's you? - See? Isn't it right?
- Huh? It's you?
- Then let's ask Yuma-kun.
- Ah, yes. - Let's eat.
- It can't be helped. - The four of you say so.
- Every week. - It's delicious.
- Shingo taught you how to eat, right? - That's right.
- Thank you for the food. - Is it okay?
- Yuma-kun. - How is it?
- It's delicious!
- It's a little weird. - It's weird.
- It's weird. - It's weird.
- Well, but...
- We do have it like that. - We were told that energy is important.
- We were told like that pattern... - But it looks really good.
- Now, for those of you who guessed correctly, please eat it. - I want to eat it!
- I want to eat it! - I want to eat it!
- Well, then please pick one. - especially...
- "be," "be." - "be"!
- "be" with "be." - "be" with "be."
- Okay! - "be" with "be."
- Father is a judge and mother is a painter. - Wow!
- Really? - She's like a proper family member.
I've never heard of it.
It's my first time hearing of it.
Oh, is that so?
My father is retired now.
My mother is also retiring.
Oh, is that so?
In the past.
Are you close with your parents?
That's right. They always come to see my plays.
Plays!
I know! She's an actress!
Stage actress!
Then, Ms. Sekine, shall we move on to the next item?
Then...
Let's go with "Kusa"!
Okay, then "Kusa", open!
She debuted while studying at Aoyama Gakuin University.
At the time, even though she didn't have a license, she belonged to the drive circle.
Aoyama Gakuin!
What does this mean?
Aoyama Gakuin...
Yes! No...
I was... eighteen...
Yes.
Oh, you can get a license when you're eighteen, right?
Yes, you can.
Ah, but I was busy and they didn't let me get one.
I got a license when I was about twenty-seven.
Even though you didn't have a license, was it okay for you to join the circle?
No! Because I'm an actress.
Ah, you wanted to go with that kind of feeling from the beginning?
Actually, when I was busy with my campus life, I was asked if I wanted to join.
And I said "yes", like that.
Ah, I see.
I thought it would be hard for me to study.
Ah, I see.
Huh?
Huh, Mr. Tomoi?
If you know this, you're amazing.
You're correct.
What?!
In Japan...
Amazing!
What is this, Mr. Tomoi?
I don't know anymore.
Huh?!
Is it this?
I don't know at all. Ah, this, this, this!
Is this a famous story?!
Is it famous?
It's not famous. I knew about it.
What?!
Mr. Tomoi, please go ahead.
Chijimi!
My...
Yes, Mr. Chijimi.
I don't know about it.
Lunch.
Chijimi is good, isn't it?
Correct!
Why?!
Is it famous?
"College Student's Debut."
It's famous, isn't it?
"College Student's Debut."
Mr. Chijimi, you are amazing.
He's fast.
Mr. Hitori.
"Ma!"
I don't know at all.
"Ma!" Open!
"Chance!"
"Ma!"
"The Bunchi no Osamu-chan and Relatives."
Huh?!
I don't know about it!
Yes, yes!
I don't know about it!
Is it true?
Mr. Kanagi.
Yes?
There was a time like that.
Yes?
Well...
That...
My cousin...
is already a relative in order to get divorced.
So there was a time when you were connected?
Yes, there was a time when we were really relatives.
I don't know about it!
I want people who know about it to know about it.
It's not Becky's room, but let's choose Becky's hint.
That's right.
"Si!"
"Si!" Open!
- It's a chance! - Cute!
- Cute! - It's a photo of yourself.
- How old was it? - 3 or 4 years old.
- 3 or 4 years old. - Cute!
- Do you remember it? - I don't know.
- To be honest, it's difficult. - I don't know.
- But it's cute, isn't it? - Excuse me, is it lunchtime?
- How is it? - It's good!
- Is it good? - It's fun!
- I can't stop eating it! - You ate a lot of hamburgers last week, didn't you?
- Is it good? - Yeah!
- It's a good feeling to eat a lot of hamburgers while doing a show.
- It's like you're watching TV. - It's like you're watching TV!
- It's like you're watching TV! - You're working now, so...
- Akimo-san, would you like to say it? - Akimo-san, would you like to say it?
- Akimo-san, would you like to say it? - 4D!
- Sira! - Sira!
- Sira! "Cho!" Open! - Yes!
- She's so good at acting that she doesn't wear lace in bed scenes! - What?!
This is a little... Ms. Tomohiro Higeto-san, have you ever felt like this before?
Yes, I do. In fact, I want to blow my nose, but it's annoying.
Yes!
Is that so? Oh, Becky, you got it!
That bold feeling...
Yes, correct.
Wow!
I don't know at all!
I don't know!
Is this famous? Nosebleed information?
But that bold... bold image... bold!
It's written...
Ms. Katase Rino-san.
Ah!
Correct!
Wow!
But that line is...
Yes, yes, yes!
Is that about your age?
This corner is fast!
It's so much fun!
How old are you?
Then, one person...
I don't know!
Then, Tsuyoshi!
Yes, then, Tsuyoshi!
Go! Open!
The taste is delicious!
750,000 yen for a dog house.
You like dogs, don't you?
He has a Raphael Radio.
I like dogs!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! I got it!
Answer! Answer!
Is this a dog house?
Yes, that's right.
What is this?
Eh, what is it?
Ah, this is where you write your name.
But now...
Right now, it's a junior high school.
A junior high school?
Do you make this kind of thing for a special occasion?
Ah, that's right. Rather than a special occasion...
Yes, it's just been made.
Ah, it's just been made.
Yes.
Do you have two dogs?
That's right. They're cute.
Two dogs?
Yes.
There's a general audience behind you.
Dad, you can't do that!
I'm sorry, I was just joking.
Dad, you can't do that!
Okay, Mr. Akiyama.
Okay...
"ga"!
"ga", open!
Yes, correct!
Oh, it's a question!
Yes, correct!
I'm addicted to this. It's really good. It's better than the ones in Korea.
- Which one is better? - Yes. - It's crispy. - It's really crispy. - I'm so hungry. - Let's look at the rest. - Yes.
- Let's look at the rest. - It's amazing.
- She covered the wine she was holding with her hand so it wouldn't spill and used the elevator... - Escalator
right? - To move her legs. - Wow! - Thank you.
- Was it expensive wine? - No, not at all.
- But you covered it up. - I did. - You love wine, don't you?
- When you're about to fall, you hold on to what you're holding, right? - Yes. - And you fall. - You fall.
- I see. You're training yourself. - I'm not training myself. - I see.
"Laugh and Be Happy" is sponsored by...
Come on! Countdown, Suzy!
Guests should subtract numbers from 100 and make it 0.
Minuses are not allowed.
Let me introduce our guest.
It's Toda Keigo!
This way, Toda-san.
Yes, sorry.
Oh, Fukkun IIse is here! Fukawa Shinda-kun, please come in!
These are your children.
Wow!
It's their first time acting in a reproduced video.
It's their first time acting in a reproduced video of their father, Fukkun.
Really?
That's so funny!
Fukawa Shinda-kun, please come in!
This is the mother and son of Fukkun's father.
That's amazing!
The mother went out of the man's apartment and brought in a different girl.
When the mother came back with something she'd forgotten, she was wearing a chain.
"Huh? There's a red high heel between the chain..."
That scene...
How was it for you to act it out?
It was a little complicated.
Did you ask your father how he felt about it?
No, I didn't.
Oh, you didn't?
You shouldn't ask.
The mother played the role of a student in the first series of "The Three-Year-Old Beauty and the Blond Man".
In the eighth series of "The Three-Year-Old Beauty and the Blond Man", she became an actress.
That's amazing!
Speaking of your father, Fukkun...
Is it okay for you to say things like that?
He's already a veteran.
Does that mean you know about him?
I know a lot about him.
Why do you know about him?
Is it obvious?
It's obvious.
We fight all the time.
But if you're still together, it means you have a big mother.
That's right.
That's wonderful.
It also means you have a lot of other good points about your father.
Which one do you like better?
No, I'm Kazuhi's mother.
Go ahead.
If it's negative, it's five, but if it's positive, it can be zero to five.
If that's the case, I like this one better.
Good luck!
Mom, are you going to put that up all the time?
Okay, let's start.
We'll start in order.
The first half is good.
Two, two, two.
All six of you have to do it.
Becky, I'll leave it for you.
Thank you!
You're so kind!
Then I'll do it.
Everyone, you're reducing it too much in the beginning.
That's right!
Do it more and more!
More and more, okay?
Yes.
Ten, about ten.
Okay, about ten is good.
There's a lot of things.
What should we start with?
"How many times did you apologize to your dog this year?"
What's that?
I feel bad for you!
That's a lot!
Apologizing is...
That's a lot!
That's a lot on its own.
On its own.
I'll do it for my dog.
Others may not have a dog.
That's right!
Let's open it first!
"How many times did you apologize to your dog this year?"
Let's say "how many times did you apologize to your dog this year?"
"How many times did you apologize to your dog this year?"
Koto-san.
There's no dog.
Yes!
There's none.
How about a cat?
There's none.
There's nothing.
Nothing!
Nothing.
Kazuma-san, will you say it?
Yes!
Kazuma-san!
That's not much!
That's not much.
About three times.
When I go to the kitchen or my feet...
"Cain!"
"Ah! Ah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
Something like that.
There may be more, but I couldn't remember much.
I'm sorry.
Is that so?
Sekine-kun and your dog say it.
"Have you ever apologized?"
Rather than me apologizing...
"Thank you."
That's all they say.
Their feelings of gratitude.
"Thank you for coming over."
"Thank you."
That's all they say.
Maybe!
What?!
I didn't know!
That's right!
Yes!
What?! Why did you apologize?!
When we open the door and he comes in and says "Ah, sorry for making you wait."
He's kind. He's kind.
Okay, 1 minute.
Not yet!
Not yet! It's 8 o'clock!
It's 8 o'clock!
What should I say?
You're reducing it a lot!
Ah, it feels good!
The age when a celebrity first appeared on TV...
No!
What should I say?
The age when you first saw a celebrity live!
You're reducing it a lot!
It's okay if you reduce it, right?
Of course, in your case, you'll remove your parents.
Yes, I'll remove my parents.
Go ahead!
10 years old.
Where?
I'm losing my fun.
Where did you meet?
I went to a small dojiba and met Mr. Kon Omura.
Mr. Kon Omura!
I met him for the first time.
Mr. Kon, you sing well.
Mr. Kon, you also released a record.
Thank you very much.
Mr. Kon, you have a lot of shortcomings.
Thank you very much.
He's a professional.
Ms. Tashima, I saw you.
By the way, the second person is Mr. Tamori when he was 18 years old.
Do you remember him in Roppongi?
Roppongi?
I have only embarrassing memories.
Drinking and getting naked.
He said, "Oh, it's you, Mr. Tamori."
I just moved to Roppongi.
When I was six years old, I met Mr. Midori Hatakiyama, a singer of Enka.
Mr. Midori Hatakiyama!
Where did you meet him?
Nagashima Onsen.
Nagashima Onsen?
Yes.
Nagashima Onsen in Mie Prefecture.
It's in Nagoya.
We're from the same area.
I see.
Did you sing?
Mr. Hatakiyama was having a concert.
My father was in the back and I was in the autograph session.
Mr. Hatakiyama.
That's interesting.
Fukuoka Prefecture.
That's fast.
I'm sure it is.
When we went to Saipan as a family, we happened to leave the hotel and Mr. Yakkun came.
He came in a golf bag.
Did you say "Mr. Yakkun"?
Yes.
Did you say "Mr. Yakkun"?
I said "Mr. Yakkun."
"Oh, it's you, Mr. Yakkun!"
What did you do in Mocco at that time?
I didn't do anything.
What are you doing?
Now, 19 and 73.
Not yet.
Should we go a little faster?
Let's go.
Should we say who appeared on TV for the first time?
As I said earlier, the one who appeared in "Chibikko no Dojiba" is 10 years old.
Everyone is in a dream. I sang a song by Kyoko Takada.
At first, I appeared and fell in the preliminary round in Blue Light Yokohama.
Everyone sang Blue Light Yokohama.
The first Blue Light Yokohama, the second Blue Light Yokohama...
Everyone?
That's right.
What was the result?
I became the champion of the Tokai area.
You have a record debut, don't you?
Thank you very much.
That was when I was 10 years old.
Tokai area champion.
That's right.
Only in the Tokai area.
Kajima-san.
That's good.
What was your first debut?
My debut was in Tokyo at 18 years old.
When I was scouted at 17 years old, I appeared in a local program.
It was a Nagoya program that was only broadcast locally.
I wonder if it was like a reporter's job.
What program was it? I don't remember.
It was a variety show.
A variety show.
Fukagawa.
I see.
I was embraced in the news.
That's right.
I see.
That's right.
I don't know.
You don't remember, do you?
I don't remember.
That's right.
I was 46 years old.
That's not bad, is it?
That's good.
That's good, isn't it?
I can't reduce it anymore.
That's right.
But I'm simply interested in it.
What is the number of binary talents registered on your mobile phone?
Do you want me to say this?
What is the number of binary talents registered on your mobile phone?
Is it this?
Two people.
Who is it?
Matsuda Shota-kun and Watanabe Daiku-kun.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Ken-san. - Ken-san.
- I looked it up and you two were in it. - Is that so?
- Yes. - That's amazing.
It might be possible that your father doesn't know about your parents since you're two years old.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- Kazuma-san. - Yes?
- Oh, you're not in it. - You're not in it.
I don't know why you're not in it.
- Oh... - Oh...
- Isn't it too much? - It's too much.
- It's too much. - It's too much.
- It's okay. - It's okay.
- Masao Kusakari's daughter. - Oh!
- And Akira Shimizu's son. - Oh!
- Are you all talents? - We're all actors and talents.
- Six people. - That's a lot.
- It's 38. - Huh?
- Isn't it too little? - Isn't it too little?
- It doesn't look like it. - There aren't many big ones today.
- That's right. - That's right.
- What is it? - Did you ask for it?
- It has to be something like 12 or 13. - That's right.
- That's right. I told you about it. - Which one is less?
- The one you got as a gift. - The one you got as a gift.
- That's right. - That's right.
- If it's impersonation, it'll be less. - That's right!
- That's right! - Yeah.
- That's right. - And "I want to see it!"
- Then, let's say impersonation repertoire. - Yes!
- Shall we go? - Yes.
- Even if it's impersonation repertoire... - What about 10?
- 10 is not enough. - What?!
- What do you mean?! - Shohama's impersonation is good!
- What?! You don't do impersonations?! - I don't do impersonations!
- You look like you'd be good at it! - No, I really don't.
- You could impersonate a singer or Shizayuri-san. - No, no, no. I can't do it.
- You can't do it? - Zero. - Blue Light, Yokohama. - Yes.
- Oh, Kawashima-san might have been on an impersonation show. - Kawashima-san might have been there.
- Did you meet her? - I don't know.
- That's Matsui Namu-san, right?! - Yes!
- What do you impersonate? - When I think about it, there's a lot.
- But I can't say it because it's too arrogant. - What about this one?
- What's your best impersonation? - Best?! I don't have one, but...
- What is it? - For example, Ohta Hiromi-san.
- Oh! - Wait, wait... - I don't like it!
- Stop it! - Let's talk about it!
Ka-e-pe-ta-ya, Baku-wa-ta-be-da-tsu
Unexpected!
Now...
Please!
What is it?
It's an impersonation of a bird's cry.
And...
Last time, Sanma-san found out about it.
Enari Kazuki looks like you.
His original voice resembles you.
It's true!
Enari-kun, you look like him.
Even if you say that, I can't help it!
You look like him!
You really don't look like him!
This bird is...
A blackbird.
This is 35!
What's wrong with you?!
I said 30!
You have to get 30!
No, but...
One person gets 10!
But...
One person gets 10!
You can only earn as much as you get treated to, right?
That's right!
You know, the number of rooms you live in is quite...
No, but...
There's no 10!
Does this include the toilet?
No, it doesn't!
It doesn't!
If it's the number of rooms you live in, you can probably earn more than you get treated to.
But you only get that, right?!
What about your license?
I don't have much of a license.
You don't have a license.
What about your salary?
If I had my salary here, I might be able to earn a lot of money.
What about moving?
Moving? I don't do that!
Huh? This is a pattern where you can't choose which one you want.
That's right!
The number of times you've been treated by your father.
Dad!
I'm older than you, so I don't get treated like that!
I always get treated like that.
Who?
Nishida Toshiki-san and...
Takahashi Katsumi-san and Terawaki Yusuke-san.
Fuka-kun!
Who?
Watanabe Hiroyuki-san from "Fight! Ippatsu"!
But you get treated by your father, right?
I'm not counting that!
You're not counting that?!
If you count that, it's a huge number!
It's every day!
Okay, Kanshima-san, let's go!
I usually make it at home, but when I go out for a meal, it's famous people like Katouka Surtaro-san, Baishou Chieko-san, Yamada Kuriko-san, and my husband's friend's chef.
Wow!
There were a lot of people.
Wow!
This year, you ate with 35 famous people.
This is...
I didn't count that much.
This year, right?
This year.
You live an amazing life.
Amazing!
It's dangerous. It's dangerous.
Even now, it's a difficult situation.
Everyone, I think you're putting too much strength into it.
In the middle of the night like this, let's do it with more energy.
Yes.
The corner where we put a lot of strength into it ended four times.
We put too much strength into it.
That's his reaction.
Yes, his reaction.
Anyway, let's do it with more energy...
Let's do it with more energy.
Yes, let's do it with more energy.
That's good.
Everyone sent us pictures and drawings.
Yes.
We're going to take a look at them.
Yes.
There's a sofa in the back where we put a lot of strength into it.
That's good.
Is it okay for me to sit down?
Yes, it's okay.
Yes.
It's good.
Let's look at the people behind us.
Now, the DASE-ROK exhibition will begin!
Shall we begin, then?
First of all, we'd like to borrow a cat's hand for the title image of DASE-ROK that we received from Ukishi Matsuoka Aya in Kumamoto Prefecture.
It's a ranger unit!
Yes, it's a ranger unit!
Amazing!
This requires strength, doesn't it?!
You put strength in your legs and brought it back.
You grabbed it with force, didn't you?
Next, Shimizu Eri, Shimada city, Shizuoka prefecture, received this picture when she was 26 years old.
The title is "Smile, vegetable".
- Cute! - Shin is smiling! - Wow! - Wow! - It looks like she's angry at me. - That's true. - It looks like it. - It looks like Casper. - Ah
it looks like Casper.
- She doesn't have a head like a bell pepper anymore right? - No
she doesn't. - She used to be like that. - This is white. - Cute! - Let's go to the next one.
Next up is a picture taken by Nakahodo Yu, a man from Okinawa city, when he was 29 years old. The title is "A modern answer".
Can you read "shame" and write "shame" ?
No, you can't read it.
If you write it like this, you can't read it as "shame".
I think you just misread it.
The real thing is "shama".
"Shama" is "shama".
If you're wrong, you can write "shame" like this.
It's interesting.
The picture is "shame".
The picture is not like this now.
"Shame" is used more.
Next.
The picture is taken by Kuwabara Maki, who lives in Erimaku, Tokyo.
He is 32 years old.
The title is "hero".
It's like "Kamen Rider".
What is it?
"Kamen Rider" is waiting for a signal.
"Kamen Rider" is going to "Unicron" from now on?
"Kamen Rider" usually goes to "Unicron" when he's at home.
It's easy to move in "Unicron".
It's amazing.
What is it?
It's moving.
Next.
The picture is taken by Maki Tanaka, who lives in Miyazaki Prefecture.
He is 28 years old.
The title is "terrible future".
He is still wearing diapers.
He is cute.
Does he admire you?
He is cute.
Mom, you are wearing a flashy bra.
You are right.
You are not an amateur.
Isn't it too much?
But you should change it soon.
You should change your diapers.
He is 23 years old.
The title is "My brother cosplayed at his part-time job".
This is my brother.
He cosplayed as a manga character.
What kind of part-time job?
He cosplayed at his part-time job.
He is cool.
He is handsome.
That's all for today's "Datsuryoku Tenrankai".
I forgot to go to the back.
You were in the back.
It was fun.
You were in the back.
It's funny.
This is an announcement of "Datsuryoku Tenrankai".
We will collect images of you who are going to "datsuryoku" from "Datsuryoku Tenrankai".
Please send us images to mailadress itomo@info.hostery.co.jp.
You can also send images from our program's website.
For those who are selected, we will send you "datsuryoku" file.
We are looking forward to seeing your work.
As you can see, the drama is starting tomorrow at 9pm.
It's called "Episode 9".
- We're doing it. - Yes, it's starting tomorrow at 9pm.
- We're looking forward to it. - We're looking forward to it.
From December 7th to now, you can watch "T-shirt Comedy" in Ikebukuro's outspot.
You can also watch it with Maria Yamada and Tess Watanabe.
- We're waiting for you. - We're looking forward to it.
- It's World Cup Parade. - That's right.
It's finally starting.
Japan versus Italy.
See you next week. Good-bye.